XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update - 40

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Main (man me)- Lo BC kar lo baat, aaj to tu gaya beta, yahan tera mukembo jagega.. or udhar teri izzat mitti me mil jayegi,
Main bohot confised tha,
ki kya karna chahiye,
Sheetal ko kaise uthaya jaye
Tabhi mujhe ek idea sujha..

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Maine
apni aakhen band karke speed power ko yaad kiya, or ek second se pehle hi sheetal ko apni god se utha kar priya ki jagha, or priya ko utha kar apni god me baitha liya,
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Ye itni jaldi hua ki dono ko hi pata nahin chala, ki unke sath ye kya hua hai .
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Priya & Sheetal (ek sath) - are main yahan par kaise aa gayi,
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Phir unhone ek dusre ko dekha or hairat se mujhe dekhne lagin,
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Main - Kya hua, tum dono mujhe aise kyon dekh rahi ho,
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Meri baat sunkar vo dono kuchh sochne lagin,
or is baat ko ittifak (co - incidence) mankar dobara se aapas me baaten karne lagin,
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Maine bhi rahat ki saans li, par main zyada der tak rahat ki saans nahin le paya, maine priya ko apni god me bitha kar ek or badi galti kar di thi,
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Priya dheere dheere meri god me apna chehra meri taraf karke baith gayi, or usne ek pair idhar or dusra pair udhar kar liya, or baithkar dheere - dheere apni kamar hilane lagi.
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Mera to sharam or dar ke maare bura haal ho gaya. Kyonki saari behne mere paas hi baithi thi.
Ye to achcha hua ki ham sab behen bhai peeche baithe the, or baki ke bade matlab (mom - dad, bua - phupa) vagerah aage baithe the..
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Unka muh aage ki taraf tha, or ham peeche baithe hue the.
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Or baaki ki ladkiyan apni baaton me mashgool thin,
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Tabhi mujhe ek tez jhatka laga, jab meri nigah sakshi par padi,
Wo bade hi gour se mere lund par ghisti hui priya ki chut ko dekh rahi thi, or samajhne ki koshish kar rahi thi, uski aakhen bahar ko nikli hui thin, or muh khula hua tha,
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Meri hava tight ho gayi, or dar ke maare halak sukh gaya,
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par priya to apne maze me thi,
Vo apni aakhen band karke sex moment ko feel kar rahi thi,
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Ye aisa wakht tha ki meri gaand phatne ke bavjood mera lund baithne ka naam nahin le raha tha, main abhi soch hi raha tha ki priya ko kaise rokun, par usse pehle ek or shock mujhe laga,
kyonki, priya ki ghisai tez ho gayi thi, or uska paani nikalne vala tha,
Or uske body me halke - halke jhatke lagne lage, or vo nidhal ho kar mere oopar gir padi,
uska chehra mere kandhe par tha, or vo tez - tez saanse le rahi thi.
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Maine chor nigahon se sakshi ki taraf dekha jo hamari taraf dekhkar smile kar rahi thi, or mujhe apni taraf dekhte hue pakar uski smile or gehri ho gayi.
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Main use dekhkar aakhen churane laga, ye to mujhe ehsaas ho chuka tha ki ek or bamboo meri gaand me ghusne vala hai, par ye bomb kab phatega, ye pata nahin tha,
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Tabhi mujhe kisi ke khikhilane ki awaaz sunai di, or main idhar udhar dekhne laga, ki ye awaaz kahan se aa rahi hai,
Tabhi mujhe anjalika ki awaaz sunai di,
Anjalika (invisible, mere man me)- Oye hero, aap to gaye kaam se,
Jab to aapne use apni behen bata diya tha, par ab kya karoge??
Agar usko apnaoge to Priya or mansi aapko maar dalengi, or nahin apnaoge to sakshi aapse naraaz ho jayegi.
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Hamari baaten sirf ham dono hi sun sakte hain or koi nahin
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Main (man me)- Anju, yarr main phas chuka hun, plzz mujhe isse nikalo.
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Anjalika - Har baar main hi kyon bachaun, apna matter apne aap solve karo.
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Main (dukhu lehje me) - Bas, yahi dosti, yahi pyaar, lagta hai beech me aa gayi hai deevar .
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Anjalika (halke gusse me)- mujhe blackmail mat karo, bye for now.
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Maine usko bohot baar pukara par Phir yski awaaz nahin aayi,
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Main (man me)- ye sala drama iske saamne bekaar ho gaya, mujhe hi kuchh sochna padega
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Maine priya ki taraf dekha jo meri god me abhi bhi chipti hui thi,
Or apni garam saanse
mere muh par chod rahi thi, shayad dobara garam ho gayi thi.
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Main (man me)- Hey Bhagwan! Koi ladki itni bhi garam hoti hai kya, abhi to release hui hai, or phir se garam ho gayi.
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Main uske gaal to thapthapate hue use hosh me laya, vo meri taraf smile karke dekhne lagi.
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Main (priya ke kaan me)- Priya ki bachchi, tumne aaj mujhe marva diya, jo harkat tumne ki hai, vo sakshi ne bade gour se live dekhi hai.
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Priya ke muh se nikla - Kyaaaaa
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Maine apna sar haan me hila diya,
Priya to is baat se zyada shock nahin laga, kyonki vo nahin janti thi ki sakshi bhi mujhe chahti hai, isliye vo mere kaan me boli-
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Priya (mere kaan me)- Oh! Mere janu bhai, aap tension mat lo, sakshi ko main handle kar lungi.
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Tabhi Mansi mujhe dekhte hue boli-
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Mansi - Bhai ye sab kya hai, or bhi behne hain yahan par, jo bhi baat karni hai zor se bolo, kaan me nahin,
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Sheetal (mansi se)- Manu didi, bor feel ho raha hai, kuchh gane vane ya sher - o - shayri ho jaye..
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Mansi - tum theek kehti ho gudiya,
Sakshi didi aaj to aap hi kuchh suna do, maine suna hai aapko bohot shok hai sher - o shayri ka.
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Sakshi - Ummm, O.K. to phir suno.
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Sheetal - Irshaad - Irsgaad
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Main - are use bolne to do
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Sab khilkhilakar hansane lage..
Phir sakshi ne shayri ki shuruvat ki-
Sakshi (mujhe dekhte hue)-
Kar de nazre karam mujh par,
Main tujhpe aitbaar kar dun,
Deewani hun teri aisi,
Ki deewangi ki had paar kar dun.
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Sab sitiyan bajane lage, or main samajh gaya, ki ye shayri mere liye hi hai, ab javaab to mujhe bhi dena tha.
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Main -
Sabhi Ko Sab Kuchh Nahi Milta,
Nadi Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahi Milta,
Yeh Dil Walo Ki Duniya Hai Dost,
Kisi Se Dil Nhi Milta To Koi Dil Se Nhi Milta.
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Saari behne meri shayri par taliyan bajane lagin, par sakshi ka chehra murjha gaya, or vo aisi awaaz me boli ki mere dil par jaise chhuriyan chal gayin
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Sakshi -
Thokar na maar mujhe patthar nahin hun main,
Hairat se na dekh koi manzar nahin hun main,
Unki nazar me meri kadar kuchh bhi nahin,
Magar unse puchho jinhen hasil nahin hun main.
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Mahol serious ho chala tha, saari behne hamari shayriyon ko gour se sun rahin thin.
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Main -
Majboori me jab koi juda hota hai,
Zaroori nahin ki vo bevafa hota hai,
Dekar vo aapki aakhon me aansu,
Tanhai me vo aapse zyada rota hai.
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Or apni baat usko shayri ke roop me samjhakar main vahan se uth gaya, or bahana karke mom-dad ke paas aage chala gaya,
Or unse baat - cheet karne laga.
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Hamara safar unhi idhar - udhar ki baaton me poora ho gaya, or ham pahunch gaye, "Gulaabi Nagri" Jaipur.
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Bohot achchhi city thi, dad ne ek five star hotel ke saamne bus rukva di,

or ham bus se utarkar andar ki taraf chal pade, kuchh nokar hamara samaan nikaal kar hotel me le jane lage,
Jaise hi ham hotel me enter hue,

vahan ka manager bhagta hua hamare paas aaya or dad ke saamne hath jodkar pranam kiya, or ek noukar ko bula kar usse rooms ki chabiyan mangva li, jo ki 1st floor par the,
sabhi ke single room the,
Par mansi or priya kahan manne vali thin, unhone apne liye ek hi room choose kar liya, sath rehne ke liye,
Unko dekhkar Sakshi or sheetal bhi ek hi room me adjust go gayin,
Ab main bacha akela,
or main apne single room me chala gaya,
Room achchha tha, single room me bhi double bed diya hua tha

Maine room ka gate lock kiya, or bed par gir pada, tabhi Anju visible hui,
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Anju (smile) - Kya haal hain hero.
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Main - Bas jaisa bhi hun tumhare saamne hun,
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Anjalika - Hmm, janaab ka mood off lagta hai,
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Main - Tumhen to pata hi hai na, aaj bus me kya kya hua,
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Anjalika - Are chodo use, or haan kal tumne prectise nahin ki thi,
Jo ki aapko aaj se karni padegi,
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Main - Anju darling, plzz aaj
Bohot thaka hua hun, aaj or maaf kar do, kal se pakka karunga..
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Anjalika - Ye kya aap baar - baar aisa hi bolte ho, aap is maamle ko serious kyon nahin le rahe (vo kuchh ruhase swar me boli)
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Main bistar se uth baitha or usko gale laga liya,
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Main - I am sorry meri jaan, maine apni jaan ko naraaz kar diya, achchha chalo dinner karne ke baad chalte hain,
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Anjalika - koi zaroorat nahin, aap so jaiyye.
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Main - Are tum to gussa ho gayin, i am sorry na. Plzzz (maine apne dono kaan pakadte hue kaha)
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Vo muh neeche karke smile karne lagi.
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Main - haan ye hui na baat
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Anjakika - achchha ye sab chodo, vo to raat me hoga.. 2 baje se, aapne apne plan ka kya socha hai?
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Main - Bas meri jaan kal hi bomb phod dunga, sab par... Or agar plan kamyab raha to yahin se hi gaw chale jayenge..
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Anjalika - That's good.
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Or vo mere kareeb aa gayi.. or apne hoth
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To... Be... Continued

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Update - 41

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Anjalika - That's good.
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Or vo mere kareeb aa gayi.. or apne hoth

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meri gardan par rakh diye.

Ek sansani si mere shareer me doud gayi, or maine usko apni bahon me bheech kar apne hoth uski gardan par dheere - dheere ragadne laga,

Uske shareer me tarangen si uthne lagin, or vo apne shareer ko idhar udhar lehrane lagi,
Maine apni zabaan nikali or uske kaan ke peechhe chalane laga,
Vo siskariyan bharne lagi,
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Anjalika (siskariyan bharte hue)- $ssssssssss Aahhhhhaaa jaaan, or kab tak tadapna padega, ab raha nahin jata,
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Main (Madhoshi me )- Bas jaan 1 mahina or, phir tumhari fantasy poori kar dunga.
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Or maine apne hoth uske hoth par rakh diye... Aaahhh kya lazsat thi uske hotho me, ek dam mulayam or shehed ke maafik, maine apni jeebh uske hotho par phirai or uske lover lips ko apne hotho me pakad kar chusne laga,
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Mere hath anju ki kamar ko bohot halke - halke sehla rahe the,
Aahhh Uski naram kamar or uske boobs ka ehsaas apni chhati par feel karke main pagal sa hua ja raha tha,
Mera lund bhi lower me hi seedha khada hokar uski nabhi me chubh raha tha,
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Ham dono hi madhosh ho gaye the...
Ki tabhi, mere room ke gate par knock hui, jisse main or anjalika hosh me aaye, or anju apne surkh hotho se muskurane lagi..
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Main (dheere se) - Ab kiske khujli hui.
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Anjalika (haste hue)- Tumhari hi behen hai, uski bhi khujli mita hi do,
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Kehkar haste hue Anjalika gayab ho gayi,
Or maine jakar gate khola.
Bahar Sakshi khadi thi,
Main usko dekhte hi chouk gaya.
Uska chehra murjhaya hua tha, or usne apna chehra niche ko kiya hua tha
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Sakshi (Dheere se)- Bhai chacha ji ne aapko dinner karne niche hotel ke restorent me bulaya hai.
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Main - Tum chalo, main aata hun.
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Vo hmm karke neeche chali gayi.
Or main bhi fatafat fresh hokar lift se neeche chal diya,
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Main restorent me enter hua.

Vahan par poori family baithi hui thi,
Ek table par sabhi bade baithe hue the, or dusri table par saari behne..
Main chiller party ki taraf chal pada,
Or maine jakar unko join kar liya.
Mansi or priya ke beech ek chair khali thi, main us par hi baith gaya.
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Sheetal - Bhai, aaj aap mere paas baitho na,
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Main - Vahan seat khali hi nahin thi,
Waise koi baat nahin kal morning me breakfast par tumhare sath baith jaunga... Aaj apni Priya darling ke paas baithne do. (Maine muskurate hue kaha)
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Sheetal (apni aakhen nachate hue)

- Kyaaa priya darling?
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Main - Haan to isme itna shock hone vali kya baat hai, she is my dreaming girl. (Maine apni dono koniya modkar apne dono hath apne chehre par rakhte hue kaha)
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Meri baat sunkar Priya mand - mand muskura rahi thi, or sharma bhi rahi thi.
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Sakshi (chid kar) - To kya?? Shadi karoge uske sath.
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Main - Jab pyaar kiya to darna kya..
Kyon priya darling.
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Priya (haan me sar hilate hue)- hmmm.
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Mansi - maine to priya ko apni bhabhi maan liya hai.. tum kya kehti ho gudiya.
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Sheetal jiska gusse ke maare chehra bhi laal ho gaya tha, vo apne emotions ko chhupate hue bade hi pyaar se boli
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Sheetal - Haan, haan.. bohot achchhi choice hai.
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Sheetal ka gussa bhi lazmi tha, or aisa kyon ye sirf main hi janta tha...
(Uski dayri padhne ke baad)
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Mansi (sakshi se)- didi aapka kya khayaal hai, priya ko bhabhi banane me??
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Sakshi ka to chehra aisa ho gaya tha, jaise abhi ro degi.

Phir bhi usne apne aap par bohot control kiya or boli-
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Sakshi - hmm, haan achchha rahega, Matlab bohot achchha rahega... Tumhari bhabhi aisi hi honi chahiye.
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Mansi (hairat se)- tumhari bhabhi matlab?? Aapki bhabhi nahin banegi kya??
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Sakshi - Main to rocky ko dost manti hun shuru se hi,
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Uski baat sunkar mansi chup ho
gayi,
Ham sabka dinner ho chuka tha, last me sweet me gajar ka halwa tha, to ham sab thoda - thoda lekar khane lage.
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Sakshi (meri taraf dekhte hue) - waise mazaak achchha tha?
Priya se tymhari shadi..... Hahahahaha (banavti hasi)
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Main -
Thakur hath kisi ka thamkar chhodte nahin,
Vada agar kisi se karen to todte nahin,
Agar tod de dil koi thakur ka,
To bina hath - pair tode chhodte nahin.
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Mansi , Priya or sheetal to haste - haste lotpot ho gayin, or sakshi to sakshi thi, vo kahan manne vali thi,
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Sakshi (dheere se chehra mere kareeb karke, jo sirf mujhko sunai de) -
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Tumhaari Kitaabon Ka Ek-Ek Panha Hoon Main!!!
Kaise Kahoon Bin Tere, Kitni Tanha Hoon Main
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Ek Baat Sach Kahoon Par Mujhe Kehna Nahi Aata
Bin Tere Do Pal Bhi Mujhe Rehna Nahi Aata....
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Tujh se Kaheen Door Ab Jaau Bhi Kaise..!!!!!
Teri Judai Ka Dard Mujhe Sehna Nahi Aata....
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Ek Guzaarish Hai Tumse..-
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Mujhe Apni PalkoN Men Basa Lo
Kaash! Tum Mujhe Apna Bana Lo
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Uski aakhon me aansu aa gaye the, or koi dekh na le is vajha se vo jaldi se uthkar apne aansuo ko chhipate hue

vahan se apne room ki taraf chali gayi.. baaki ki ladkiyan bhi uska reaction dekh na payin.
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Mansi - Are bhai sakshi ko kya hua?
Vo kahan chali gayi?
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Ab Main kya javaab deta, isliye maine bol diya-
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Main - Uska dinner finish ho gaya tha, or uska phone room me hi reh gaya tha, isi liye vo chali gayi.

Ham bhi thodi der baaten karke..
Apne - apne room ki taraf chalne lage
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Sheeetal - bhai bura na mano to kya aaj main aapke sath so jaun??
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Main - Haan, haan kyon nahin gudiya
Bilkul so jana,
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Sheetal khush ho gayi, or apne room se apna bag lekar mere room me aa gayi, or room ka door lock karke bathroom me jakar change karke ek halki si nighty dal kar

bed par baith gayi.
Vo badi hi sexy lag rahi thi, par m ne zyada dhiyan nahin diya, kyonki aaj mujhe raat ko prectise ke liye uthna tha.
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Sheetal (mujhse)- Haan to bhai, ab bataiyye, ye sab kya tha.
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Main - Kya? Kya tha?
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Sheetal - Matlab priya vala metter?
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Main - Haan gudiya, vo baat ye hai ki, priya or main ekdusre se pyaar kaete hain,
Or main Kal mom - dad ko batane vala hun, apne pyaar ke liye,
Main usse shadi karna chahta hun.
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Sheetal ka chehra urar gaya, or uski aakhen bhar aayin, par mere dekhne se pehle hi usne saaf kar lin.
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Sheetal - par bhai, vo to aapki behen hai na?
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Main - To kya hua, vaise bhi meri sagi behen thode hi hai?
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Sheetal ye baat sunkar thoda khush hui, pata nahin kyon.
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Sheetal (ek ada se)- To mere baare me kya khayaal hai? Main bhi aapki sagi behen thode hi na hun..
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Main (haste hue)- abhi tum bachchi ho, pehle badi ho jao, phir sochunga is baare me.
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Sheetal (sexy smile ke sath)

- kone me chalo, abhi dikha deti hun, main kitni badi hi gayi hun.
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Maine uske sar par ek chapat lagai..
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Main - Hat! Badmash kahin ki, chalo so jao, subha baat karte hain.

Mere itna bolte hi usne uth kar light band kar di or dhamm! se bed par koodkar mujhe baahon me jakad liya,
Or mere seene me muh chhipa liya.
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Main - are ab ye kya hai, aise hi soti ho kya roz?
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Sheetal - Ummm! Bhai sone do na, subha baat karte hain, (usne Meri chhati me muh ghiste hue kaha).
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Main bhi uske sar me hath phirane laga, or vo neend ke aagosh me chali gayi, mera hath galti se uske boobs se touch hua, jab mujhe feel hua ki usne andar bra bhi nahin pehni hai.
Khair! main bhi kuchh sochte hue so gaya.
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Raat ke 2 baje meri neend anju ke uthane se khuli,
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Anjalika- Uth jao barkhurdar, aaj se tumhari prectise shuru.
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Main bistar se uth baitha, or washroom me jakar fresh hua,
Phir anju ne mera hath pakda,
Or jab maine aakhen kholin to main is jagha pohoch chuka tha.
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To... Be.... Continued

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Mega - Update - 42

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Or jab maine aakhen kholin to main is jungle me pohoch chuka tha.

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Main - Jaan, ye ham kahan aa gaye hain, yahan to sirf jungle hi jungle hai, ya phir ye beech me bana raasta.
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Anjalika - Aapke guru jo aapko fight sikhaenge, vo yahin paas me rehte hain, ye rasta vahin ja raha hai..
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Main or yahan din kaise hai, jabki abhi to raat ke 2 baj rahe hain.
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Anjalika (smiling)- kyonki ye earth nahin hai, ye dusra planet hai.
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Main bina kuchh bole anju ka hath pakadkar chalne laga.
Or anju kuchh der chalne ke baad ruk gayi, saamne bada hi ajeeb sa ped tha
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Anjalika - Yahi hai unka ghar, chalo mere sath andar,
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Mujhe bada shock laga, ki ye kaisa ghar hai, khair: main khud ko sambhalkar anju je sath us ped ke side me bane chhote darvaze se andar chal diya.

Vo ek chhoti si gufa si thi, ham thoda andar gaye vahan par ek muni dhiyaan me leen the,ju mera hath pakad ka muni ke saamne le gayi, or kuchh hi seconds ke baad unhone apni aakhen kholin,

Maine or anju ne uhen pranam kiya,
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Unhone mujhe apne paas bulakar baitha liya, or mere sar par hath rakh kar apni aakhen band kar lin,
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Jab unhone apni aakhen kholin to unke chehre par ek muskaan thi,
Or vo bole-
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Muni - Tum koi sadharan balal nahin ho, balki swem bhagvan shiv ne tumhen is duniya me paida kiya hai,
Jan hit ke liye, ye to mera sobaghye hai, ki main tumhara guru banunga.
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Unki baat sunkar mujhe bohot achchha laga, par anju shock ho gayi,
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Anjalika (hath jodkar) - Gurudev! Ye to ek sadharan sa manushye hai, jiseko maine apni thodi si shaktiyan di hain,
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Guruji ek attahas ke sath has pade,
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Guruji- Isko sadharan samajhne ki bhool mat karna, kya isne tumhen bataya nahin ki ye Mahakaal ke darshan kar chuka hai, or tumhare baare me bhi bohot kuchh jaanta hai.
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Anjalika shock hokar meri or dekhne lagi, or maine haan me sar hila diya.
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Anjalika mere pairon me gir gayi,

Anjalika - Aap bhagwan hain, main pagal thi, jo aapko pehchan nahin payi.
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Maine usko utha kar seene se laga liya,
Or bola-
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Main (use gale lagaye hue)- tum to meri jaan ho, tumhari jagha mere kadmo me nahin balki yahan hai mere dil me.
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Giruji - Uhmm uhmmm, Ye sab ghar jakar karna, ab chalo tumhari shikchha shuru karni hai.
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Ham turant hi alag hue or sharmate hue guruji ke peeche bahar aa gaye.
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Guruji ne mujhe ek taraf baitha diya or bole.
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Guruji - Putra, tumhare andar us mani ko chhune se bohot shaktiyan aa chuki hain, itni ki is balika ke andar bhi nahin hain, jo poore parilok ko milakar tulna ki jaye, to tumhara palda bhari hoga.
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Abki baar main shocked ho gaya
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Main - gurudev agar aisq hai to main un shaktiyon ko mehsoos kyon nahin kar pata?
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Gurudev - vo isliye balak, kyonki tumne kabhi khud ke andar un shaktiyon ko mehsoos karne ki koshish nahin ki,
Ab tum dhiyan lagao, dekho tumhari shaktiyan kaise bahar aati hain,
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Main dhiyan ki mudra me baith gaya,
Or sab kuchh dimaag se nikalkar apne mashtishk (dimaag) ko shunye me karke dhiyan lagane laga,
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Main daily exercise karta tha. Or us wakht bhi main apne dimaag ko shunye ki istithi me rakhta tha, isi liye mujhe dhiyan lagane me zyada mehnat nahin karni pari, or main apne andar jhakne ki koshish karne laga,
.
Mere charon or yellow colour ki roshni nikalne lagi
.

Jo ki bohot tez thi, jisse anju ki aakhen bhi band ho gayin, or mujhe apne andar bohot zyada taqat mehsoos hone lagi, sab kuchh halka - halka sa feel ho raha tha,

Kuchh der baad hi guruji ne mujhe dhiyan todne ko kaha, maine apni aakhen khol din, abhi mujhe apne charon or sirf yellow roshni dikhai de rahi thi, guruji or anju bhi nahin dikh rahe the,
.
Thodi der ke baad vo roshni gayab ho gayi, or guruji mujhe mere paas hi khade hue dikhai diye, anju thodi door khadi thi,
.
Guruji (mujhe ek kitaab dete hue) - putra, is pustak ko ek baar dekhne se hi tum iski saari kalaen seekh jaoge, is puskat me duniya ki har tarhan ki fight moujood hai.
Is
pustak ko ek baar padho, abhi.
.
Maine vo kitaab lekar usko padhna shuru kar diya, or sab kuchh mere dimaag me aata chala gaya,
Usme duniya ki har fight ko karne ke mantra moujood the,
Boxing.
Capoeira.
Karate.
Kickboxing.
Muay Thai.
Lethwei.
Sanshou.
Savate.
Bla: Bla :Bla all in all sabhi fight moujood thin.
.
Main un mantron ko padhta gaya, or mujhpar sabhi fight aati gayin,
Or 2 ghante me hi maine poori kitaab padh daali,
.
ab mujhe aisa mehsoos ho raha tha ki jaise main kisi se bhi lad sakta hun,
Chahe vo koi janvar ho ya koi insaan.
.
Guruji - vats, aaj ke liye itna hi,
Baaki ka abhyas kal ko karenge.
.
Maine guruji ke charan sparsh kiye or unse ashirvad lekar anju ke sath hotel ke room me teleport ho gaya,
Or sheetal ke paas jakar sone ki koshish karne laga, kyonki main bohot thak gaya tha,

Tabhi anju mere paas aayi, or mere hotho par kiss karke gayab ho gayi.
Maine time dekha to subha ke 4 :30 ho rahe the, main turant hi neend ki vadiyon me kho gaya.
.
Subha ko meri neend apne oopar kuchh bari sa mehsoos hone par khuli
Maine dekha to Sheetal mere oopar soyi hui thi,

Mura lund uski chut par dastak de raha tha, maine use uthane ke liye jaise hi hath niche kiya, mujhe kuchh naram - naram sa mehsoos hua,
Maine uski back par hath phera, to vo niche se ekdam nangi thi

Uski nighty oopar ko uth gayi thi, or mujhe ab pata chala ki usne bra to chhodo panty bhi nahin pehni thi,
.
Main soch me pad gaya, ki kahin ye mujhe seduce to nahin kar rahi,
Khair: maine dhire se usko apne oopar se hataya or uski nighty niche kar di,
.
Or time dekha to 8 baje the, shayad abhi koi nahin utha tha, varna Priya or mansi to mera door knock karte - karte mera sona haraam kar detin.
.
Main jaldi se fresh hua or sheetal ke gaal par kiss karke usko uthaya,
Vo angdai lete hue uthi,
.
Sheetal (angdai lete hue) - Good Morning Bhai,
aaj sach me mast neend aayi aapki bahon me,
kash! Main roz aise hi so pati,

Main - Good Morning Gudiya,
ab apni notanki band karo, or jaldi se fresh ho jao, main chala baakiyon ko uthane.
.
Sheetal - Bhai ye notanki nahin hai, ye to meri sabse pyaari subha hai,
Theek hai main fresh hone jati hun,
.
Ye bolkar vo uthkar washroom me chali gayi, or main priya ke room ki taraf chal diya,
.
Door andar se lock tha, to maine knock kiya, or thodi der baad hi mansi ne door khola.
.
Mansi - Good Morning bhai, aao andar, ya bahar hi khade rehne ka irada hai.
.
Main (andar dakhil hote hue)- vo dusri bandariya kshan hai?
.
Mansi - vo abhi so rahi hai, ek minute, dusri bandariya se aapka kya matlab hai.
.
Main - wo - wo, sheetal ko bol raha tha, vo bhi to ek bandariya hai.
.
Mansi (mujhe ghoorte hue)- main koi bevkoof nahin hun, mujhe sab pata hai, aap mujhe hi bol rahe the.
.
Main - are nahin main sach me sheetal ko bol raha tha, waise bhi vo bandariya hi lagti hai.
.
Tabhi mere pichhe se awaaz aayi -
Achchha to main bandariya hun,
Bhai aap to aaj gaye...
.
Maine pichhe mudkar dekha to vahan par sheetal khadi hui mujhe ghoor rahi thi.
.
Main (man me)- ye lo BC, aaj ka mazaak to bhari pad gaya.
.
Main (sheetal se)- are nahin gudiya main to priya or sakshi ko bol raha tha,

Priya bhi uth chuki thi, or saari baten sun rahi thi.
.
Priya (bed se uthte hue)- achchha to main bandariya hun,
.
Main (man me) - Aaj to beta tu gaya.
.
Main - Are baby tumko kya main bandariya keh sakta hun, vo to main sakshi ko bol raha tha.
.
Tabhi mere sar par ek tapki padi,
Maine pichhe mudkar dekha to vahan par sakshi laal aakhon se mujhe hi ghoor rahi thi...
.
Saari behno ne mujhe gira liya, or mujh par toot padin, meri jamkar pitai hui,

or vo aoni bhadas nikalne ke baad baith kar lambi - lambi saansen lene lagin,
.
Main (bed par lete hue) - ufff! Haye, Kitna mara mujhe,

To... Be.. Continued
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Sheetal - hehehehe, bhai aaj to aap ko chhod rahe hain, but next time isse bhi zyada pitai hogi, aage se soch samajh kar bolna.
.
Main (apne dono hath jodkar) - Han han Meri maa aage se soch - samajhkar hi bolunga.
.
Saari behne hasne lagin, mujhe unka khushi se chehekna bohot achchha lag raha tha,
.
Main - Achchha manu & priya tum dono fresh hokar aao, or sheetal tum jakar mom - dad vagerah ko jagao, breakfast ke liye chalna hai, fir chalenge ghumne.
.
Meri baat sunkar priya ne washroom me doud laga di, or mansi mere room me fresh hone chali gayi, or sheetal chali gayi, bade logon ko uthane.
Or room me reh gaye main or sakshi.
.
Main (sakshi se)- haan to sakshi ab batao ye sab kya chal raha hai,
.
Sakshi ekdam sunn pad gayi, par phir himmat karke boli-
.
Sakshi (dheere se)- wo - wo main - main aapse pyar karti hun.
.
Main - or vo kab se bhala?
.
Sakshi - jab se aapko dekha hai.
.
Main - dekho sakshi main tumse pyaar nahin karta, tum meri behen ho.
.
Sakshi - ye aap bol rahe hain, kya Priya aapki behen nahin hai?
.
Main - uske alava meri zindagi me or bhi ladkiyan hain
.
Meri baat sunkar uski aakhon me aansu aa gaye

Sakshi - To kya hua, mujhe bhi apne dil me thodi si jagha de do.
.
Main (uske aansu pochhte hue)- Gudiya vi tumhen accept nahin karengi.
.
Sakshi ki rulai phut padi, vo mere kandhe par sar rakh kar rone lagi.
.
Sakshi (rote hue)- aap mujhe unse milvao to sahi, main koshish karungi unhen manane ki.
.
Main - tum samajh nahin rahi ho, ye itna asaan nahin hai, koi apne pati ke hisse hote hue nahin dekh sakta,
Vo nahin manengi.
.
Meri baat sunkar sakshi rote hue uth kar chali gayi, or reh gaya main akela,
.
Main (apne man me)- ye mere sath hi kyon hota hai? Sab ladkiyan mujhpar hi kyon mari ja rahi hain.
.
Tabhi washroom ka gate khula or priya bahar nikli,
.
Priya - bhai chaliye jaldi breakfast par, sab log hamara wait kar rahe honge.
.
Main - haan haan chalo
.
Ye bhi achchha tha ki hamari baten priya ne nahin suni thin.
Main priya ko lekar niche ground floor par bane restorent me aaya,
Vahan sab pehle hi baithe hue the.
Hamne bhi jakar sabko join kiya, or breakfast karne lage.
.
Maine ek baat or notice ki, ki sakshi breakfawt ke douran sab se baat kar rahi thi, par mujhe ignore maar rahi thi, maine bhi zyada dhiyan nahin diya, or usko uske haal par chhod diya.
.
Phir bteakfast karne ke baad ham sabhi apni mini bus me baithkar ghumne ko nikal pade.
.
Ham jagah - jagah ghumte rahe jaise
Ambar Fort & Palace
Nahargarh Fort

City Palace

.
Jab ham ghumte hue "Hawa Mahal" pohche

To maine priya ko ishara karke apne paas bula liya, or himmat karke mom - dad ke paas pohcha.
.
Main - Mom-Dad, mujhe aapse kuchh confess karna hai.
.
Mere sath aaye sabhi logon ka dhiyan meri taraf ho gaya, or sab mujhe bade gour se dekhne lage.
.
Mom & Dad (ek sath)- haan beta bolo kya baat hai.
.
Main (ek hi saans me)- Main priya se dil - o - jaan se pyaar karta hun, or vo bhi mujhse, or ham shadi karna chahte hain.
.
Maine jaise sab par bomb phod diya tha, par main ekdam serious tha.
.
Dad - beta agar ye mazaak hai, to aisa bhadda mazaak kabhi mat karna.
.
Main - main mazaak nahin kar raha dad, i am serious.
.
Mere itna bolte hi mere chehre par thappadon ki barsaat ho gayi, jo mom & dad ne maare the.
Or bua & phupa bhi mujhe ghoor rahe the, jaise
abhi kachcha chaba jaenge. Sakshi or sheetal to jaise murti bani hui thin,
.
Maine dad ka hath pakad liya, par is baat se mom ne mujhe 2 lafe or chipka diye.
.
Mom (gusse me cheekhte hue)- behuda ladke, ek to apni behen ke sath aisi harkat karke hame batata hai, or oopar se apne dad ka hath rokta hai.
.
Dad (gusse me)- chhodo archna, shayad hamari parvarish me hi kahin kami reh gayi thi, jo hamara beta aisa nikla.
.
Mom (cheekhte hue) - ab aap dekh kya rahe hain, isko abhi ke abhi yahan se bhej do ham se door
.
Mere chehre par muskaan aa gayi.
.
Dad (gusse me)- Badtameez, itni maar khane ke baad hi akal nahin aayi, jo khade ho kar muskura raha hai.
.
Main (muskurate hue)- main yahi soch raha hun, ki us din dada ji ne galat kiya tha ya aaj aap galat kar rahe hain.
.
Meri baat sunkar mom - dad & bua ki hawaiyyan ud gayin,
.
Bua - Tu tu tumhen kaise pata chala, us baare me??
.
Main - main koi bachcha nahin hun, (fir dad se)- kuon dad aap karen to chamatkaar or ham karen to balatkaar.
.
Is dialog se priya & mansi ki hasi chhut gayi.
Dad (dukhi man se) - Sorry beta, mujhse galti ho gayi, par tumne mujhe meri galti ka ehsaas dila diya, yahan se vapas jakar ham pitaji ke paas gaw me zaroor chalenge,
.
Unki baat sunkar ham to khushiyan manane lage. Mom, bua, phupa, or saari behne khush ho gayin, tabhi mom bolin-
.
Mom (mera kaan pakadte hue)- ab seedhe se ye bata, ki priya or tujhme ye sab kya chal raha hai, ye ek natak tha ya sach tha??
.
Main - aah mom kaan to chhodo, (unhone kaan chhod diya)- Well, tha to ye natak hi par aapki ijazat ho to is natak ko sach kar den (main apni aakhen gol ghumate hue mom se bola)
.
Mahol ek baar phir se serious ho gaya, par gaw jane ki khushi me bua bol padin -
.
Bua (khushi se)- Meri taraf se to ekdam haan hai, heera hai mera damaad heera. Aap kya kehte hain ji (unhone phupa ji se puchha)
.
Phupa ji - aammm! Haan bohot achchhi jodi rahegi, sach puchho to main bhi har wakht sirf yahi sochta tha ki apni beti ke liye bilkuk rocky jaisa damaad dhundunga, jo hamesha sab ko khush rakhe.
.
Main - Are ham to pyaar do, pyaar lo vaale log hain, kyon priya darling?
.
Priya maare sharam ke mansi ka hath pakad kar vahan se bhag gayi,
Or sab thahaka lagakar hasne lage.
.
Dad - Well ab in bachchon ki padhai poori ho jae, fir inki shadi kar denge,
Kyon samdhi ji?
(Phir mujhe rehpat dikhate hue)- tu gaya nahin abhi tak, chal fut yahan se, ya rehpat khakar jaega..
.
Maine socha beta kat le yahan se, varna aaj ye sab milkar teri izzat utaar denge. Or main vahan se kat liya, mere vahan se sarakte hi mujhe apne pichhe se hasne ki awaaz aayi,
.
Main pohcha thodi door jahan behno ki mehfil lagi hui thi, vo kisi baat par aapas me behes kar rahi thin, or Priya sharam se muh niche ko kar ke mand - mand muskura rahi thi,

.
Main (paas jate hue)- kya hua tum sab meri bivi ko kyon tang kar rahi ho?
Is baat se teeno hasne lagin or priya ne sharm ke maare apne dono hathon se apna chehra dhak liya

Mansi - bhai aap hi batao, ye sakshi or sheetal ka kehna hai ki ham to rocky ki saliyan hain, behen nahin, ab saali to eklouti main hun, ye dono thode hi na?
.
Maine apni aakhen nikal kar mansi ko dekha,
.
Mansi - main nahin darti in billi jaisi aakhon se, jaldi se javaab do.
.
Main - matlab meri party me koi nahin hai?? Aisa karo meri bivi se hi puchh lo, vo hi bata degi ki kon meri behen hai or konsi uski? (Maine priya par baat taal di)
.
Priya ne mujhe kuchh is tarhan dekha

Or vapas chehra dhak liya, ab main to vahan se nikal liya, or phasa gaya bechari priya ko, vo bhi man me mujhe galiyan de rahi hogi, teeno behne uske pichhe pad gayin, or ek baar phir main mom - dad ke paas pohcha.
.
Dad (mujhe dekhkar)- haan bolo barkhurdar, ab bhi kuchh baaki hai kya kehne ko?
.
Main - haan dad, darasal main aapko batana chahta tha ki sakshi asal me kon hai?
.
Mom - Haan to beta bolo, kon hai vo?
.
Main - Well .... Vo gajendra chacha ki beti hai.
.
Sabhi shoked ho gaye,
.
Dad - Sach bol raha hai na?
.
Main - 100% dad.
.
Sabhi bade log lagbhag bhagte hue sakshi ki or lapke, jo abhi bhi usi topic par behes me busy thi,
Or sabhi badon ne baari - baari se use gale laga liya.
.
Dad (rote hue)- hamari beti hamare sath thi, or hame pata bhi nahin chala.
.
Sakshi to kahin zyada emotional thi,
Usne to mom - dad or bua ko gale lagakar rona shuru kar diya.
.
Sakshi (rote hue dad se)- Bade papa, mujhe to rocky ne hi mana kiya tha, ye baat na batane ko.
.
Abe ye sab kya bol rahi hai, aaj lagta hai ye meri watt lagva ke chhodegi, abe konse janm ke badle le rahi hai, maine apne man me socha.
.
Dad (chillate hue)- Rocky yahan aao.
.
Main darta hua dad ke samne khada ho gaya.
.
Dad (gusse se)- kya ye sach keh rahi hai?
.
Main - wo wo main wo..
.
Itne to mere ek rehpat lag gaya tha.
Mere rehpat lagte hi sakshi ne mom ke gale lage hue hi mujhe jeebh dikha kar chidaya

.
Main (man me)- hisaab hoga beta, sab ka hisaab hoga, tune mujhe mere baap se pitvaya main tere baap se tujhe pitvaunga
.
Ye baat sochte hue mere chehre par muskaan tair gayi, par vo zyada der ke liye nahin thi, mom ka thappad bhi laga.
.
Mom (gusse me)- ek to galti karta hai or oopar se hasta hai.
.
Ek or laga,
.
Main - sorry mom, soorry dad, maine socha ki aapko surprise dunga..
.
Dad - is baar maaf kar raha hun, aage se aisa mat karna
.
Maine haan me sar hila diya or
Phir ham thodi der baat karte rahe or vahin paas ke hotel me lunch karke phir se ghoomne me lag gaye.
.
Ghoomne ke baad ham bus ki taraf chalne lage, bade log hamse aage chal rahe the, isi liye vo bus me pohoch gaye, main saari behno ke sath pichhe chal raha tha,
.
Ki side se ek awaaz aayi..
Awaaz - Oye kyaa maal hai baap!
Oye dekh kya titliyan hain, kasam se ek raat ko mil jayen.. kali se phool bana dunga..

To .... Be .... Continued

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side se ek awaaz aayi..
Awaaz - Oye kyaa maal hai baap!
Oye dekh kya titliyan hain, kasam se ek raat ko mil jayen.. kali se phool bana dunga..

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Maine side me nigah ghumai to vahan par 7 - 8 jano ki paltan khadi thi,
Tabhi usme se ek bola -
.
G1 (apne boss se)- Bhai aap adesh to karo, in chikniyon ko aapke bistar par na la diya to apun ka naam Raka nahin (usne apni muchho ko taw dete hue kaha)
.
Boss ne haan me sar hila diya, or g1 & g2 hamari taraf aane lage,
.
Mujhe pehle ladkiyon ko safe karna theek laga,
isi liye maine priya ko ishare se baki ki ladkiyon ko bus me baithne ko kaha.
.
Priya jaldi - jaldi sab ko bus me le gayi, or sab ladkiyan bus ki khidki se jhakne lagin, dad ne mamla jaankar turant hi vahan ke police commissioner ko phone laga diya,
.
Jaise hi G1 & G2 bus me chadhne ko hue, maine peechhe se unki gardan pakad li, or utha kar boss ke kadmo me phek diya,
.
Boss (gusse se apni gun nikalte hue) - Aye chikne kon hai tu,
Apun ke area me aakar garmi dhikha raha hai.
.
Main Boss ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, or speed se ek laat (uske usi haath me maari jisse usne gun pakdi hui thi),
Vo pichhe jakar gira, or gun uchhalkar mere hathon me aa gayi,
.
Main (pistol ko pakad kar chillate hue)- Tamanche or kanche se to main bachpan se khelta aa raha hun,
Suraj ko bhi ugne se pehle meri ijazat leni padti hai.
Vo do gunde jinko maine utha kar pheka tha, vo zor lagakar phir se khade ho gaye, or 2 gundon ne milkar leader ko uthaya,
.
Boss - Kon hai tu??
.
Main (cheekhte hue) - Ayeeeee,
Pet kharaab ho to jullab aata hai,
Tabiyat kharaab ho to Ambulance aata hai,
Or agar kismat kharaab ho to "Rocky Thakur" aata hai
.
G3 (chillate hue)- Boss ke saamne aawaz nichi rakh.
.
Main (cheekhte hue)- Meri awaaz me loudspeeker hai,
Seene me uthta toofan hai,
Sar se paw tak foulaad hun,
Ek baap ki aulaad hun.
.
Boss - ye to abhi pata chal jayega,
.
Usne apne 4 gundon ko ishara kiya,
Maine bhi hath me pakdi pistol ki goliyan nikaal ke phek din,
Or khali gun ko hawa me uchhal diya.
.
Boss - ye hui na mardon vaali baat,
Apun bhi thakur or tu bhi thakur, ab hogi barabar ki takkar.
.
Main - Thu hai sale tujh par, Thakuron ka naam kharaab karta hai,
.
Boss hasne laga, itne me vo charon gunde mere kareeb aa gaye the,
.
Main (un charon ki or dekhkar)- Ayeeeee, Defence karta hun to aadmi ki haddiyan toot jati hain,
Or attack karta hun, to aadmi seedha oopar, (maine apne hath hava me uthate hue kaha).
.
Par vo nahin ruke or mujhe charo or se gher liya,
Main bhi fighting position me aa gaya,
.
vaise main ye khel secondo me khatam kar sakta tha,
par mujhe apni power ka show off nahin karna tha,
kyonki ye public place tha, or yahan par kaafi bheed ikatthi ho gayi thi.
Or sab log hamare charon or gol ghera banakar khade the. Bheed me dad or phupa ji bhi the, jo kaafi dare hue lag rahe the.
.
Maine kun - fu ke snake style ki position me tha, or apne ek hath se snake bana rakha tha.
.

.
Maine apna hath lehraya or muh se 'phisss' ki awaaz nikalte hue ek gunde ki aakh me mara, uski aakh phoot gayi or khonam-khan ho gayi, or vo cheekhte hue apni aakh par hath rakh kar niche gir pada,
.
Maine furti se fighting skill change kar ke eagle style bana liya, or jaise hi g2 mere pet par marne ko hua, maine uska war block karke eagle ka panja bana kar uski gardan daba di,
.

.
Usko saans aana band ho gaya, or vahin ke vahin uski mout hi gayi
.
Baaki ke gundon ki hawa tight ho gayi thi, yahan tak ki boss bhi muh khole ye sab dekh raha tha
.
Maine eagle ke style me G3 ke andkosh pakad liye, vo cheekhne laga, par mujhe rehem nahin aaya, maine unko daba diya, uske aand phoot gaye, or vo vahin cheekhte hue gir gaya.

Ab bacha G4 usko maine ek hath gardan par dusra hath pet par rakh kar dono hathon se apne sar se uncha utha liya, or chillate hue zameen pe de mara,
Vo behosh ho gaya, par mujhe itne se sabar nahin aaya, maine usko ek baar or utha kar de mara, uska sar phat gaya, or sar se gahada - gahada khoon nikalne laga,
Maine ek ghusa uske sar
par de mara,
uska bheja bahar aa gaya.
.
Mujhe pichhe se kuchh awaazen aayin,
maine pichhe mudkar dekha to ladkiyan,
bus me se muh nikaal kar ultiyan kar rahi thin, or bheed me khadi hui ladies ka bhi kuchh aisa hi haal tha.
.
Maine jab baaki ke gundon ki taraf dekha, unme se 2 ka to moot nikal chuka tha, or boss samhit bakiyon ki taangen kaap rahi thin,
Ye sab dekhkar mere chehre par davil smile aa gayi,
.
vaise bhi vo 4 hi bache the, ab maine khel khatam karne ka socha, or bhagte hue unke paas pohcha, G5 ke muh par ghusa maara, uski battisi toot kar gir gayi, maine ek or ghusa uski gardan par maara, or kadak ki awaaz ke sath uski gardan toot kar jhool gayi. Or vo vahin mar gaya,
.
Main bhagte hue G6 ke paas pohcha, isse pehle ki vo hath me liye hue chaku se mujhpar vaar kar pata, maine apne dono hathon se uska sar pakad kar ghuma diya, uski gardan toot gayi, vo bhi vahin dher ho gaya,
.
Ab bache boss or sath me uska ek chamcha, maine un dono ki taraf rukh kiya, to dono bhagne lage,
Itne me maine unse tez bhagkar pichhe se dono ki gardan pakad kar niche gira diya,
.
G7 to ro ro kar rehem ki bheek maangne laga,
par mujhe daya nahin aa rahi thi, kyonki maine un sabki shuru se ab tak ki crime kundli dekh li thi,
itne rape or itne murder kiye the saalo ne jiski koi ginti nahin thi,
.
Maine G7 ke dil par ek ghusa mara, uske muh se Uhhhhh ki aawaz aayi or muh se khoon aane laga, kuchh hi seconds me vo lambi - lambi saanse lekar swaha ho gaya.
.
Maine leader ki taraf dekha jo paas me pada hua dar ke maare ro raha tha, or jivandan maang raha tha.
.
Main (uski gardan daba kar chillate hue)- Ayeeeeee! Poudha lagaega to chhaya milegi,
Kutta palega to wafadaari milegi,
Dushman banaega to mout milegi.

Kehte hue maine uska tetua daba diya, or vo bhi apne hath - pair maarte hue parlor sidhar gaya,
.
Dad or phupa ji bhagte hue mere paas aaye,
.
Dad (ghabrate hue) - tere kahin lagi to nahin beta??
.
Main - Are nahin dad, i am absolutely fine...
.
Itne me police ki bohot saari gadiyan aakar rukin,
.
Main (man me)- Ye hamare desh ki police kabhi nahin sudhar sakti, hanesha program khatam hone ke baad hi aati hai.
.
Dad - beta tum jao, jakar bus me baitho, main zara in police valon ki khabar leta hun.
.
Main dad ki baat mankar bus me chala gaya, vahan saari ladkiyan meri darindgi dekhkar khoufzada thin, kyonki un gundon me se sirf ek hi zinda bacha tha jiski aakh phuti thi, baaki sab mar chuke the.
Maine paani ki bottel uthai or apne chehre or hathon ko do kar seat par baith gaya.
.
Mansi darti - darti mere paas aayi or meri bagal me baith gayi.
.
Mansi (darte hue) - Bhai aap ne itni khatarnak fight kahan or kab seekhi??
.
Saari ladkiyan bade dhiyan se dekh or sun rahi thin,
Ab main unko kya batata, main phas chuka tha, fir kuchh sochte hue bola-
.
Main - jab main 12th me tha, tabh maine kun - fu seekha tha, or daily 2 ghante raat me sab ke so jane ke baad prectise karta tha.
.
Sabhi ko meri baat sunkar setisfection ho gaya. Or maine environment change karne ke liye priya se kaha-
.
Main (priya se)- priya jaan tumne ham sabko bataya nahin ki kon tumhari behen hai or konsi meri,
.
Meri baat sunkar sab ladkiyan priya ke pichhe pad gayin, to Priya boli-
.
Priya (haste hue)- meri behen to sirf sakshi hai, baaki sab aapki behne hain.
.
Sakshi (khushi se) - Yahooo!, (Phir mujhse)- kya haal hain jeeja ji.
.
Mansi or sheetal ektak gusse se priya ko ghoor rahi thin.
.
Main (mansi or sheetal se)- Well, tum sab meri saliyan hi theek ho, but mom - dad ke saamne nahin. O.K.
.
Meri baat se vo dono itni khush huin ki mere gaalon ko choom liya.

Tabhi dad ne mujhe bus se bahar aane ko kaha, main bahar aaya to ek ACP khada tha,
maine usko namaste kiya, usne mujhse hand shake kiya or bola-
.
ACP - I am sorry Mr. Rocky, mujhe aane me thodi der ho gayi, par aapne in gundon ko achchha sabak sikhaya, inke khilaaf bohot complains thin.
.
Dad - jab inke khilaaf itni FIR thin, to aapne action kyon nahin liya?
.
ACP - Actually, sir ye paise vaale log hain, inko lockup me daal do to paise ke balbute pe bahar aa jate hain.
.
Dad usse baaten karte rahe,
Or main khade hokar sunta raha.
Phir thodi der baaten karne ke baad vo ACP vida lekar chala gaya.
.
Or dad mujhse bole-
.
Dad - Beta maine sab kuchh settle kar diya hai, ACP ne ye ladai aapas ki dikha kar case band kar diya hai,
Waise ek baat bata, tune ye fight kab seekhi??
.
Maine unhen bhi vahi javaab diya jo baaki behno ko diya tha, or phir ham bus me baithkar hotel aa gaye, andhera ho chuka tha, hamne dinner kiya, dinner karte hue mom & bua ne bhi vahi sab puchha, ki fight kahan se seekhi, Bla: Bla: or maine usko bhi javaab diya.
Phir dinner karke ham apne - apne rooms ki or chal diye.
.
Priya (mujhse, dheere se mere kaan me)- aapko itni bhi kya jaldi thi, gharvalon ko hamare baare me batane ki, ab main aapke paas nahin so paungi, shadi tak. Mom ne sakhti se mana kiya hai, ki shadi se pehle aapke sath na soun.
.
Main (dheere se uske kaan me) - Yarr, mujhe kya pata tha, ki aisa hoga, par tum chinta mat karo, yahan se jakar kuchh plan karenge, jisse ham dono raat me sath rahen..

Sheetal - (Mansi & Sakshi se)- didi, dekho in tota maina me kaise gutar-gu ho rahi hai.
.
Mansi - Bhaiii, galat baat, shadi se pehle not allowed.
.
Baaki ki behno ne bhi haan me haan milai.
.
Main (chidte hue)- haan-haan bana lo mazaak, jab tumhara no. aayega na tabh bataunga.
.
Mansi (mazaak me) - Hay! Main mar javan jija ji, priya ke baad mera no. bhi aaega??
.
Main (apne sar par hath marke)- Hadd hai yarr.
.
Sakshi - Vaise bhai, sab behne aapke paas so chuki hain, ab mera no. hai.
.
Main (man me)- Abe iske dimaag me kya chal raha hai, kabhi bhai bolti hai, kabhi jija bolti hai, or kabhi naam leti hai.
Phir main bola- Haan-haan theek hai, so jana mana kisne kiya hai.
.
Baaki teeno ka muh ban gaya, kyonki sabhi mere paas Sona chahti thin.
.
Main - Are aise udaas mat ho yarr.
Bas Yahin tak ki to baat hai, yahan se jane ke baad sab ka intzaam apne room me hi kar dunga, or gaw me bhi.
.
Meri baat sunkar vo thoda khush huin.
.
Mansi (sakshi se)- waise didi, aap kabhi bhai ko bhai bolti ho, or kabhi jija ji bolti ho, or bhai bhi kabhi aapko didi bolte hain to kabhi naam lete hain, iske pichhe kya reason hai.
.
Main - iska javaab main deta hun,
Actually, Sakshi mujhse 1 saal badi hai, isi liye main kabhi - kabhi isko didi bol deta hun, or hospital me isne kaha tha ki main tumhari behen baad me hun, dost pehle hun, isi liye main iska naam lekar bukata hun, or kuchh puchhna hai?
.
Mansi - nahin, sab samajh aa gaya.
.
Tabhi dad hamare paas aye or bole -
.
Dad - Kal subha sabhi bachcha log tayyar rehna,
Kal ko ham breakfast karke gaw ke liye niklenge.
.
Dad ke is faisle se sabhi khush ho gaye, mujhe bhi apne dada - dadi or chacha - chachi se milne ki bohot jaldi thi, or khaskar mansi ko to kuchh zyada hi thi, usne dad ke gaal par kiss kar liya.
.
Mansi (dad ke gale lagte hue)- Oh! You are the best dad.
.
Dad (mansi ke mathe par kiss karke) - Aye meri bachchi, everything for you beta.
.
Phir ham apne - apne room ki taraf chal diye, or sakshi apna bag lekar mere room me aa gayi, or bathroom me change karne chali gayi,
Main bhi vahin change karke bed par baith gaya, tabhi bathroom ka darvaza khula, or sakshi ko dekhkar main shock reh gaya​
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To... Be... Continued
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Mega - Update

Update -- 45​

EX --
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tabhi bathroom ka darvaza khula, or sakshi ko dekhkar main shock reh gaya.
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NEXT--
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Vo kuchh aisi dikh rahi thi,
.

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Uski nighty itni chhoti thi ki uski panty bhi saaf dikhai de rahi thi.
Uska itna bold avtaar dekhkar mere lower me halchal honi shuru ho gayi thi.
Main usko ektak dekhe ja raha tha,
Or mujhe apni taraf aise dekhta pakar uske chehre par ek katilana smile aa gayi.
.

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Sakshi (mere kareeb aate hue)- aise kya dekh rahen hain jija ji. (Usne apni ek eyebrow uthate hue badi ada se kaha)
.
Main uski awaaz sunkar hosh me aaya.
.
Main - KKuchh NNahin, bas aise hi.
.
Mera haklana dekhkar vo kehkaha lagakar hasne lagi or boli-
.
Sakshi (masoom si shakal bana kar)- Kaho na pyaar hai.
.
Main - raat bohot ho chuki hai, chalo sote hain, subha gaw bhi jana hai.
.
Mera rukhapan dekhkar Sakshi ka chehra utar gaya, or vo bed par ulti letkar rone lagi,
.
Meri bhi ajeeb majboori thi, pyaar to main bhi usse bohot karta tha, par priya or mansi ke naraz hone ke dar se keh nahin pata tha.
Meri aakhen bhi nam ho gayin thin. Or mere muh se apne aap nikal pada -
.
Main (nam aakhon se)-

Mujhe Jis Se Mohabbat Hai,
Use Main Paa Nahi Sakta,

Usse Paana Hai Bohat Mushkil,
Use Main Kho Nahi Sakta.

Yeh Kaisa Jabr Hai Dil Per,
Yeh Kaisi Meri Majboori…

Meri Aankhein Hain Nam-Nam Si, Magar Main Ro Nahi Sakta.

Use Hai Pyaar Mujh Se,
WOH Mujhe Her Roz Kehti Hai,

Mujhe TUM Se Mohabbat Hai,
Use Main Keh Nahi Sakta…
.
Meri shyri sunkar uske aansu ruk gaye or vo meri taraf dekhne lagi,
Is wakht saare jahan ka dard mere chehre par tha,
Vo mere gale lag gayi or boli -

Bhai jab aap mujhse itna pyaar karte ho to, aisi kya majboori hai,
Jo aap mujhe apna nahin sakte.
.
Main (uska sar sehlate hue) -
.
Meri Majboori Main,
Bata Nahin Sakta.
Pyaar Bhi Karta Hun Tumse Itna,
Par Jata Nahin Sakta.
Sehta Hun Sitam, Apne Jism Par,
Par Tumhen Sata Nahin Sakta.
Kash! Koi Nikale Is Janjaal Se,
Ye Mushkil Main Hata Nahin Sakta.
.
Ham dono bed par lete hue the or vo mere gale lage hue ro rahi thi,
.
Sakshi (rote hue) - Bhai mujhe nahin maloom ki aapki kya majboori hai, par main hamesha aapka intzaar karungi, mujhe aapki saugandh, aapke Siva kisi or ke sath shadi to door ki baat hai, dekhungi bhi nahin.
.
Mujhe uski baat sunkar shock laga,
Or mujhe ehsaas hua ki ye ladki mujhe kis had tak chahti hai,
Par main kya karun, anju to phir bhi maan jaegi, par priya or mansi ko kaise manaun..
.
Sakshi mere gale lage hue hi rote - rote so gayi, or thodi der baad mujhe bhi neend aa gayi,
.
Raat 2 baje meri aankh anju naam ke alarm ke jagane ki vajha se khuli.
.
Or maine dekha ki sakshi abhi bhi mere oopar soi hui hai, maine usko dheere se side me litaya,
or anju ka hath pakad kar teleport ho gaya,
Or ham pohche guruji ke paas, jo dhiyan me leen the,
or hamare unke kareeb jate hi unhone dhiyan tod diya,
maine guruji ke pair chhukar unse ashirvad liya, or ham hath jodkar unke saamne khade ho gaye.
Guruji bole-
.
Guruji - Vats! Aaj tumne bohot bahaduri se un dushton ka nash kiya,
Ye tumhare liye safalta ka pehla kadam tha.
abhi to sankat aarambh hue hain, aage tumhara saamna dusht shaktiyon se bhi hoga,
Par sath hi tumne us balika (sakshi) ka dil dukha kar theek nahin kiya,
Bas itna jaan lo ki tum pyaar baatne or buraiyon ka sarvnash karne ke liye paida hue ho.
Bas jo bhi ho raha hai use hone do,
Yahi vidhi ka vidhan hai.
.
Main - Gurudev, aap to SarvaGyaani hain, or aap jante hi honge ki maine kis vajha se uski baat se inkaar kiya hai. Kirpiya karke aap hi mujhe aage ka marg dikhaen.
.
Guruji- Vats! Sabse pirtham karye ye karo, ki apni sabhi premikao ko satye se avgat karao. Jo karye satye se aarambh hote hain, usme kabhi koi badha nahin aati.
.
Main unki baat sunkar avaak reh gaya,
or sochne laga ki ye baat mere bheje me kyon nahin aayi,
.
Main (khushi se nara lagate hue) - Jai Gurudev.
Aapne to meri kathinai hi door kar di.
.
Mijhe itna khush dekhkar gurudev ke chehre par bhi muskaan aa gayi,

Gurudev - Shishye! ab vartalap (baat-cheet) baad me karenge, pehle abhyas aarambh (shuru) karte hain,
.
Or vo mujhe sath lekar ek khule maidaan me aae,
Anjalika door ek patthar par baithkar dekhne lagi.
Or guruji ne mujhe dhiyan ki mudra me bitha diya.
.
Or pichhli baar ki tarhan is baar bhi mere shareer se peele rang ki tez roshni nikalne lagi, par is baar vo roshni pehle se doguni matra me thi,
Jisse ki kuchh pal ke liye guruji ko bhi dikhai dena band ho gaya.
.
Thodi der baad hi guruji ne mujhse aakhen kholne ko kaha, maine aakhen khol din, or kuchh hi der me vo roshni mere shareer me gayab ho gayi.
.
Guruji - Vats! Din partidin tumhari urja (energy) badhti ja rahi hai,
ise niyantran (control) me karna sikho,
jo tumhare aakhen band karke is ke baare me sochte hi ye urja bahar nikle.
.
Main - Ji gurudev, (kehkar dobara diyaan me baith gaya, or us eneegy ko control karne ka try karne laga).
.
Thodi hi der me mujhe kamyabi mil gayi.
.
Gurudev ne mujhe shabashi di, or bole.
.
Guruji- Bohot achche vats! Jaisa ki maine tumhen bataya tha ki tumhare andar har tarhan ki shakti upasthit hai, or tumhen unhen jagane ke liye keval mantron (spell) ka uchcharan (padhna) karna hoga.
.
Ye kehte hue guruji ne apna dahina hath (right hand) aage kiya, or unke hath me ek kitaab aa gayi. Vo unhone mujhe de di. Or bole-
.
Guruji - Vats! Is putak ke mantra uchcharan ke baad tumhen ek jagah se gayab hokar dusri jagah jane ke liye is balika (anjalika) ki avyeshakta (zaroorat) nahin hogi.
Or tum sab kuchh dekh or samajh sakoge, matlab sarvagyani ban jaoge.
.
Main - Ji gurudev! (Kehkar main us kitaab me likhe hue mantron ko padhne me lag gaya) or mujhe aisa lagne laga, ki jaise main sab kuchh janta hun. Ye karye samapt hote hote mujhe subha ke 4 baj gaye, or main guruji se vida lekar unke pair chhukar anjalika ko sath lekar vahan se thoda aage chal pada.
.
Main (Anjalika se)- Anju darling, ek baat batao, agar main sakshi ko apnata hun to tumhen koi aapatti to nahin?
.
Anjalika (muskurate hue)- Maine to pehle bhi kaha tha ki, aapki life me bohot si ladkiyan aaengi, aap sabko apna lo, par bas mujhe mat bhool jana.
.
Main (use gale lagakar)- pagal, tum to mera pehla pyaar ho tum vo ladki ho jisne mujhe pehli baar pyaar ka ehsaas karaya tha.
.
Anju me mere lips par apne lips rakh diye, or ham gehre chumban me doobte chale gaye, ek lambi french kiss karne ke baad ham alag hue, or anjalika mere lips par ek or kiss karke jane lagi. Kyonki vo janti thi, ki ab main apne aap teleport ho sakta hun.
.
Main - Anju, kal ko milte hain raat me 2 baje.
.
Anju (palatkar muskurate hue)- Haan tumhen uthane ka kaam to mujhe karna hi padega. Theka jo liya hai maine.
.
Or vo haste hue gayab ho gayi.
Maine bhi apni aakhen band kin or hotel ke kamre ke baare me socha,

Turant hi main hotel ke room me tha,
Or sakshi bed par chadar dhak kar soi hui thi,
Main bhi jakar uske paas let gaya,
Or uske chehre ko dekhne laga,
Duniya ki tamam masumiyat uske chehre par thi, or halki si muskaan uspr chaar chand laga rahi thi,
.
Maine hath aage badhakar usko apni bahon me samet liya, or ek chhoti si kiss uske lips par kar di, jisse uske chehre ki muskaan ghehri ho gayi.
Main usko apni bahon me bheech kar so gaya..
.
Subha ke 8 baje room ka gate knock hone par hamari neend tooti,
.
Sakshi ne mere gaal par kiss karke "Morning" wish kiya or washroom me chali gayi.
Maine uthkar door open kiya,
vahan par sheetal khadi hui thi.
.
Sheetal (mere gaal pe kiss karke) - Good Morning Shona bhai.
.
Main - Good Morning sweety,
aao andar.
.
Sheetal - Nahin bhai, aap jaldi se ready hokar niche aa jao, sabhi log aapka wait kar rahe hain,
or vo maharani kahan hain.
.
Main - Haan, main aata hun, or Maharani fresh hone gayi hai, bathroom me.
.
Sheetal O.K. bol kar apni kamar matkati hui neeche chali gayi.
Or main door close karke bed par baithkar sakshi ke bahar aane ka intzaar karne laga.
.
Main (zor se)- Gudiya, or kitna time lagega?
.
Sakshi (washroom se)- Bhai andar aakar khud dekh lo, (kehte hue vo hasne lagi).
.
Main - Sach me aa jaun??
.
Sakshi - Aa jao, roka kisne hai..
.
Main - Tum nahin sudhrogi, chalo
jaldi bahar aao, sabhi wait kar rahe hain breakfast par.
.
Wo thodi der me hi bathrobe pehen kar bahar aa gayi,
wo khili - khili si lag rahi thi,
par main hi janta tha ki vo apne andar kitne dard samete hue hai.
Main uske gaal par kiss karke washroom me chala gaya,
Wo to bahar khushi se uchhalne koodne lagi,
.
Sakshi (man me) - Yahoo, bhai ne aaj pyaar se kiss to kiya, chahe gaal par hi sahi, main to isi ke sahare jee lungi..
.
Uske man ki awaaz mujhe nahate hue saaf sunai de rahi thi. Fir mujhe awaazen aani band ho gayin, mujhe laga vo neeche chali gayi hai.
.
Main naha dhokar bahar aaya, is wakht main towel me tha,
jaise hi main bahar nikla dekha vo bag se mere kapde nikaal rahi thi,
Gate khulne ki aawaaz se vo palti,
Or mujhe shirtless dekhkar shock ho gayi.
Main usko dekhkar uske hath me se apni pant lekar bathroom me chala gaya, or pant pehen kar bahar aaya,
Wo abhi bhi meri body ko dekh rahi thi,
usne pehli baar mujhe bina shirt ke dekha tha, us wakht main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.
.

.
Wo dheere - dheere chalkar mere paas aane lagi, maine turant hi bed par padi apni shirt uthai or pehen li,
Main (uske aakhon ke aage hath lehrakar)- Sakshi, are you fine?
.
Wo (hosh me aate hue)- haan, haa. Bhai.. i am fine. Chalo, neeche..
.
Main uske sath niche chal diya,
Or sabko wish karke breakfast karke ham sab bus me baithkar chal diye gaw ki or.
.
Sab bohot excited the, gaw dekhne or dada logon se milne ke liye..
.
Sab ladkiyan sakshi se ghar ke logon ke baare me puchhne lagin, or phir seat par hi so gayin.
.
Hame gaw pohochte - pohochte shaam ho chuki thi.
Or 10 ghante ke lambe safar ke baad ham aakhir pohoch hi gaye "Ameerpur".
Maine sabhi ko neend se jagaya or gaw aane ke baare me bataya,
.
Dad ne bus haweli ke aage rukvai,
.

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Haveli kqafi sundar thi, purane zamane ke hisaab se bani hui thi.
.
Phir ham bus se utarkar andar chal diye..
Bade log sab aage chal rahe the,
or ham sab bachcha log pichhe.
.
Main (Saari behno se)- Ham raat me jahan bhi thehren, raat me mere room me aa jana, Cabinet ki meeting karni hai.
.
Sabhi ladkiyon ne haste hue haan me sar hila diya,
maine bhi soch liya tha, ki aaj in sabse khulkar baat karunga,
or aaj inko anju se bhi milva dunga.
.
Kair: baten karte hue ham haweli ke main gate par pohche,
vahan ke pehredaaron ne mom-dad or bua ji ko dekhte hi pehchan liya, or sath me sakshi ko dekhkar shock ho gaye,
unhone turant gate khol diya,
or unme se ek "Malik-Malik chhote malik aa gaye" Chillata hua andar ki taraf bhaga,
ham bhi dheere - dheere kadam rakhte hue haveli ke andar chal diye.
.
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To... Be... Continued

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Maha Mega Update
Update - 46​

EX --
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ham bhi dheere - dheere kadam rakhte hue haveli ke andar chal diye.
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NEXT --
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Hamne abhi darvaza hi cross kiya tha ki 1 aurat hath me aarti ki thali lekar bhaagti hui aayi,
or pichhe pichhe ek budhe aadmi bhi the,
jinhen dekhte hi main pehchan gaya,
Ki ye chachi ji or dadaji hain, unki aakhon me aansu the.
.
Intro time-
.

Thakur Vishnupratap (dada Ji)
75 years old
.

Koshalya Devi (Dadi Ji)
65 years old
.

Thakur Gajender (Chacha Ji)
44 years old
.

Meenakshi Devi (Chachi Ji)
42 years old
.
Now, back to the story
.
Mom - dad, Bua - phupa aage khade the or ham sab bachche pichhe.
.
Or chachi ji hamari aarti utarne lagin, aarti puri hote hi dadaji ne dad ko bahon me bhar liya, or rone lage..
.
Dada ji (rote hue) - Itna time kyon laga diya vapas aane me, tere bina ye haveli sooni padi hai.
.
Dad ki aakhon me bhi aansu aa gaye, or vo dadaji se chipat kar rone lage.
.
Thodi der me vo alag hue to mom & bua ji ne unke pair chhukar ashirvad liya.
.
Phir dadaji bole - are mere pota - poti or natin kahan hain,
.
Mansi - Ham yahan hain dadaji.
.
Ham sab bachche aage gaye or dadaji ke charan sparsh kiye,
Unhone hame aashirvad diya or
mujhe seene se laga liya.
.
Dadaji (mujhe gale lagakar)- Aahh! Ab thandak mili hai mere kaleje ko,
Mera pota mera vaaris aa gaya hai.
.
Or unhone apne gale se sone ka ek haar mere gale me daal diya.
.
Phir hamne chachiji ke pair chhukar unka aashivaad liya, or sab ke sath andar jakar sitting me baith gaye,
Mom, bua or chachiji apni baat - cheet me lag gayin,
or ghar ke noukar nashte - paani ke jugaad me.
.
Dada ji (sheetal ko dekhte hue mujhse)- beta, ye pyaari si bachchi kon hai?
.
Main - Dadaji, ye aapki sabse chhoti poti, or ham sab ki jaan sheetal hai.
.
Dadaji ne pyaar se uske sar par hath phera phir unhone ek noukar ko awaaz lagakar bulaya. Or usse bole
.
Dada ji - Ramu, poore gaw me ailaan karva do ki Thakur ka vaaris aa chuka hai, or kal poore gaw ki davat hai.
.
Noukar sar jhuka kar "ji behtar" kehkar chala gaya, or dad bole-
.
Dad - Pitaji, Maa or gajju (chacha ji ke pyaar ka naam) kahan hain?
.
Dada ji - beta, gajender fasal ka beej lane shaher gaya hai, raat tak aa jaega, or teri maa usi din se beemar hain jis din se tu haveli chhod kar gaya tha. Apne room me leti hui hain.
.
Dad ki aakhon me aansu aa gaye, or vo dadi ji ke kamre ki taraf chal pade, ham sab bhi uthkar unke pichhe - pichhe chal diye.
.
Dad ek room ka darvaza kholkar andar chale gaye, or unke pichhe ham bhi andar aa gaye.
.
Dadi ji so rahi thin, or bohot kamzor lag rahi thin, dad ne ja kar unke pair chhue, unke sparsh se hi vo jaag gayin, or dad ko dekhkar rone lagin.
.
Dadi ji (rote hue)- tu aa gaya beta, itne time laga diya aane me.
.
Dadi ji ne baithkar dad ko paas bulakar rote hue unhen gale se laga liya..
.
Or phir bolin -
Dadi ji - Beta mera sagar kahan hai?
.
Dad ne meri taraf ishara kar diya, mansi ko chhod kar sab ko shock laga, mera asli naam sunkar.
mujhe shock isliye laga ki dadi ji jab hamse aaj tak mili hi nahin to unko mera naam kaise pata chala.
.

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Dadi ji ne mujhe paas bulaya, or gale lagakar rone lagin, maine tera bohot intzaar kiya beta, jab mujhe pata chala ki mere ek pota or ek poti bhi hai, tabh se tumhen dekhne ke liye mari ja rahi thi. Aaj jakar mere kaleje ko thandak mili hai.
.
Main - Dadi ji, aapko mera naam kaise pata chala?
.
Dadi ji mujhse alg huin or apne aansu pochhte hue bolin-

Dadi ji - Kyonki, maine hi tere pita se kaha tha, ki agar tere beta ho to uska naam sagar or agar beti ho to uska naam mansi rakhna.
.
Phir dadi ji ne sakshi ko paas bula kar uska matha chuma or sheetal or mansi ko dekhkar bolin,
.
Dadi ji - ye to do hain, inme se meri poti konsi hai.
.
Main - dono hi aapki patiyan hain, ye hai
aapki badi poti mansi or ye chhoti poti sheetal,
Dadi ji bohot khush huin, or mansi & sheetal ne unke pair chhue.
.
Priya - Ahmm uhmm.
.
Main - haan - haan, tumhara bhi no. aa gaya hai (sab hasne lage)
Or phir main bola - or dadiji ye hai aapki naatin priya.
.
Priya ne jakar dadi ji ke pair chhue or dadiji ne uske mathe ko choom kar apne gale se laga liya,
Phir ladies dadi ji se gale lagkar milti rahin or ek noukar ke nashte ke liye bulane par sab dadi se milkar bahar chale gaye,
par main dadi ji ke paas baithkar unse baaten karta raha.
Phir dadi ki beemari ko dekhte hue mujhe anju ki yaad aayi.
.
Main (apne man me)- Anju baby, kahan ho tum?
.
Tabhi mujhe mere man me anju ki awaaz aayi-
.
Anjalika (mere man me)- haan, ji boliye, ham to aapke dil me rehte hain.
.
Main (man me)- Baby, dadi ji ko theek karne ke liye mujhe kya karna padega?
.
Anjalika (mere man me)- guruji ne healing power ke jo manter aapko sikhaye the vo padkar dadi ke sar par hath pher do.
.
Main (man me)- Thanks yarr,
.
Anjalika (mere man me)- Thanks - vanks chhodo, or ye batao ki mujhe kab milva rahe ho meri dadi sasu se?
.
Main (man me)- Aaj pehle tumhen apni behno se to milva dun..
.
Vo to bohot khush ho gayi..
.
Anjalika (mere man me)- sach me! Yahooo! Aaj to Maza aaega..
.
Phir maine use bye kiya or dadi ji ki taraf dekhne laga vo abhi bhi mujhse baaten kar rahi thin,
.
Maine unke sirhane baith kar unke sar par hath pherne laga,
or vo mujhe pyaar bhari nazron se dekhne lagin,
jaise hi unhone mere chehre se nazar hatai,
main turant mantar padhne laga,
or jis hath ko main unke sar par pher raha tha,
usse ek yellow colour ki roshni nikalkar unke anadr jane lagi,
jiska unhen ehsaas tak na hua,
ye sab kaam kareeb 20 seconds me nibat gaya.
.
Main - Dadi ji chaliye bahar chalte hain..
.
Dadi ji - beta, main beemar hun, ab mujhse chala nahin jata.
.
Main - apne man me 7 baar "Jai Mahakal" boliye or khadi ho jaiyye.
.
Dadi ji mujhe savaliya nazron se dekhne lagin.
.
Main (unke sar ko sehlakar)- mujhpar bharosa hai na?
.
Dadi ji (pyaar se)- tujh par to khud se bhi zyada bharosa hai.
.
Main - to jo maine kaha hai vo kijiye.
.
Dadi ji ne vaisa hi kiya, or pehle baithin, or phir uth kar khadi ho gayin.
.
Dadi ji (khushi se) - ye to chamatkaar ho gaya, mujhe aisa lag raha hai, jaise main vapas javaan ho gayi hun.
.
Main - Kya bolti ho, girlfriend banogi meri?
.
Dadi ji hasne lagin or bolin-
.
Tu bada shaitan hai, chal bahar sab ko surprise dete hain.
.
Or vo mera hath pakad kar bahar ko chal din, dadi ji ko theek - thaak dekhkar sabhi log shoked ho gaye.
.
Or sabhi log lagbag bhagte hue hamare paas aaye.
.
Dadaji - Ye ye chamatkaar kaise ho gaya, tum to ekdam theek ho gayin.
.
Dadi ji (mere kandhe par hath rakhkar)- ye sab mere boyfriend ka kamaal hai.
.
Dadaji - kon boyfriend?
.
Dadi ji (meri taraf ishara karke)- mera sagar.
.
Dadaji bohot khush hue, or mujhe gale se lagakar bole-
.
Dadaji- bohot bohot shukriya beta, sabhi doctors ne hath khade kar liye the, par tumne kar dikhaya.
.
Dad (shock hokar mujhe dekhte hue)- Par beta tumne ye kiya kaise?
.
Main - secret dad secret, baad me bataunga, pehle dadi ji ko kuchh khilva do, unme kamzori abhi bhi hai.
.
Mere bolte hi sab logo ne noukaron se khana mangaya or unhen bitha kar baari - baari se khilane lage.
.
Tabhi priya ek plate me snacks lekar mere paas aayi, or apne hath se mujhe khilate hue boli-
.

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Priya - Aapne bhi to kuchh nahin khaya hai? Thoda aap bhi kha lijiye.
.
Uski baat sunkar sabki nazren uski or ho gayin, or mera man gad - gad ho gaya, ye sochkar ki shadi se pehle hi ye mera kitna khayaal rakh rahi hai.
.
Phir to sabhi behne jaise mujh par hi toot padin, or mere muh me ek ke baad ek aalu ki pakodi thusti chali gauin.
.

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Or phir ham sab baithkar baten karne lage.
.
Tabhi ek noukar doudta hua aaya or bola - chhote thakur aa gaye hain.
.

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Or phir chacha ji aaye unke sath bhi emotional scene create hua, or ham sab ek - ek karke unse mile.
Vo mukhse milkar bohot khush hue.
Or ham sab dinner karke,
hame mile hue rooms me chale gaye,
.
Main fresh hokar bed par let gaya.
.
Or thodi hi der me sabhi behno ki choukdi mere room me jam gayi.
.
Sakshi (mujh se) - haan ji, kya aap bataenge, ki itni important meeting kis liye bulai hai?
.
Main (un charon se)- meri baat dhiyan se suno -
.
Vo charon shant hokar meri taraf dhiyan dene lagin.
.
Main - Actually, baat ye hai ki ek pari mujh se pyaar karti hai,
sach - much ki pari, or main bhi usse bohot pyaar karta hun..
.
Vo charon ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagin, or ek sath thahaka lagakar hasne lagin.
.

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Mansi (haste hue) - Bhai hame pagal banane ke liye hi ye meeting rakhi thi kya??
.
Main kuchh nahin bola, or mera serious face dekhkar un charon ki hasi bhi ruk gayi.
.
Main - Anjalika! Kahan ho, saamne aao.
.
Sheetal - Bhai kis ko bula rahe ho, kon hai anjalika?
.
Tabhi anjalika appear hui. Or boli-
.
Anjalika- Hii, main hun anjalika.
.
Saari ladkiyon ki cheekh nikal gayi, vo to achchha hua haveli ke sabhi door sound proof the, varna sab yahin par aa jate..
Saari behne cheekhte hue mujhse chipat gayin.
.
Maine badi mushkil se sab ko shant kiya, vo charon bohot dar gayin thin.
.
Anjalika - Daro, nahin main kuchh nahin karungi, main to tum sab ke jaisi hun, bas thodi si bhagwan ki di hui powers hain.
.
Thodi der me sab ladkiyan normal huin, or maine anjalika se vapas jane ko bol diya, vo mere gaal par ek kiss karke sabko bye bolkar gayab ho gayi.
.
Priya to rone lagi thi.
.
Main - sab shant ho jao, or meri baat suno. Ispar sab shaant hue, par priya siskiyan le rahi thi.
.
Main - Main koi sadharan insaan nahin hun, mera janm lok kalyan ke liye hua hai,
.
Or phir maine sab kuchh un sabko bata diya. Bachpan me meri or anju ki mulakat, anju ki problem, phir us mani ko chhuna, mahakal ke darshan or guruji or meri shaktiyan.
.
Wo Meri baat sunkar shock ho gayin thin.. to maine dadiji ko kaise theek kiya tha vo bhi bataya, tabh jakar unko meri baat par yakeen aaya.
.
Sakshi (khushi se)- to aapki life me bohot saari ladkiyan aayengi..
.
Main - haan, or shayad tum bhi.
.
Vo to khushi se rote hue mere seene se lag gayi..
.

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Sakshi (rote hue)- Oh! Thanks bhai, thank you so much.
.
Maine usse alag hua or priya ko kueechkar apne gale se laga liya.
.
Main - Baby, naraaz ho mujhse??
.
Priya (mujhe or kaske)- nahin, bilkul nahin, pehle thi. Par aapki kahani sunne ke baad ab nahin hun.
.
Main uske lips par ek chhoti si kiss karke alag hua.
.
Main - main aap sab ko ye bhi batana chahunga ki mansi bhi mujhse pyaar karti hai, or main bhi mansi se.
We are in relationship.
.
Meri baat sunkar sheetal or sakshi shoked ho gayin.
.
Sheetal - par bhai aap to sage behen bhai ho na?
.
Main (mansi ke lips par ek kiss karke)- Love looks no relation,
Only give us mash.
.
Meri baat sunkar sab khush ho gaye, sivaye sheetal ke.
.
Sheetal - Bhai kya sach me aap man padh sakte ho?
.
Main samajh gaya ki vo kya kehna chahti hai. Or maine bed se uthkar apna bag kholkar usme se sheetal ki dayri nikaal li,
.
Mere hathon me apni dayri dekhkar sheetal shoked ho gayi.

To... Be... Continued

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EX --

Main samajh gaya ki vo kya kehna chahti hai. Or maine bed se uthkar apna bag kholkar usme se sheetal ki dayri nikaal li,
.
Mere hathon me apni dayri dekhkar sheetal shoked ho gayi.

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Main dayri hath me lekar vapas bed par baith gaya.
.
Sakshi - Bhai, kya hai is dayri me.
.
Uska question sunkar sheetal apna sar naa me hilane lagi, par mujhe to aaj sab kuchh clear karna tha.
.
Main - Ek baat or suno, apni gudiya rani ki,
.
Abhi maine bolna shuru hi kiya tha ki sheetal ka sharam ke maare bura haal tha,
ussne sharm se apna muh chhipa liya.
.

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Priya - Haan - haan bhai aage bolo, ham bhi to sune hamari gudiya ki kartooten.
.
Main - Ye gudiya ki dayri hai, jo mujhe iske school ki taraf bhagne se iske school bag se giri thi, to maine utha li or padhne par main shock ho gaya,
isne first page par mujhe bhagwan bataya hai,
or uske baad to isne mujhse pyaar karna shuru kar diya,
Roz ye mera pichha karti hai,
sirf mera chehra dekhne ke liye,
Or roz raat ko roti hai, mujhe yaad karke,
(maine dayri ke panno par sukhe hue aansuo ke nishaan dikhate hue kaha)
.
Meri baat se sabki aakhen nam ho gayin,
or sheetal mansi ki god me muh chhipa kar rone lagi.
.
Main - Gudiya, ye sab kya hai? (Use samjhate hue)-
Behtar hoga ki tum in chakkaron me na padke apni padhai par dhiyan do.
.
Sheetal (rote hue)- Main aapki sagi nahin hun na,
isliye aisa bol rahe ho.
.
Maine usko kheech kar apne seene se laga liya or uske sar par hath phirate hue bola-
.
Main - Tumhen pata hai,
Tum pagal ho, bilkul pagal, tumhen kab aisa laga ki maine tumko baki behno se kam pyaar kiya hai hmm.
Yahan tak ki main mansi se bhi itna pyaar nahin karta,
jitna tum se karta hun,
par ek bhai ki tarhan.
Jab tum pehli baar us fight ke baad mere gale lagin thin,
to mujhe tumhare baare me sab kuchh pata chal gaya tha,
ki tumko ek bhai ki kami khal rahi hai,
Isi liye main tumhari zindagi me bhai bankar aaya,
Ab tum keh rahi ho ki mere lover ban jao, to tum hi batao ye kaise posiable hai.
.
Sheetal (rote hue) - I am sorry bhai,
ye baat main janti hun,
par apne dil ko kaise samjhaun,
jo sirf aapke liye hi dhadakta hai.
.
Main - samjhana padega gudiya,
kuchh der to lagegi par sab theek ho jayega,
.
Sheetal (poore dard ke sath)-
Yaadon ko bhulane mein,
Kuch der toh lagti hai..
Aankhon ko sulane mein,
Kuch der toh lagti hai..

Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena,
Itna aasaan nahi hota..
Dil ko samjhane mein,
Kuch der toh lagti hai..

Bhari mehfil mein jab koi,
Achanak yaad aa jaaye,
Fir aansoo chupane mein,
Kuch der toh lagti hai..

Jo shakhs jaan se pyara ho,
Achanak door ho jaaye,
Dil ko yaqeen dilane main,
Kuch der toh lagti hai…..!!

Uski dard ne vahan baithe har shaks ko hila kar rakh diya.
.
Mansi (gusse me mujhse)- Bhai jab aapke guruji ne aapse kah diya hai,
ki aapki life me bohot saari ladkiyan aayengi,
to gudiya ko apnane me aapko problem ki kya hai?
.
Main - problem ye hai ki saari behne meri lover ban gayin hain,
to ab mujhe bhai kon kahega,
kiske sath main apne dil ke armaan nikalunga..
.
Sheetal (mere seene me muh dekar rote hue) - Bhai aap bas mujhe apna lo main saari zindagi aapko bhai bolne ke liye tayyar hun.
.
Uski is nadani bhari baaton par saari behne emotional hone ke baad bhi has padin,
sheetal ne ek pal ke liye apna chehra utha kar un sabko dekha or
rote hue bhi sharma gayi,
or vapas apna chehra mere seene me chhipa liya.
.
Main (use khud se alag karte hue)-
Dekho gudiya, mujhe thoda time chahiye, mere dil me abhi tumhare liye aisi koi feelings nahin hain,
.
Sheetal - Jitna time chahe le lo bhai, bas mera dil mat todna,
or baat rahi feelings ki,
to vo to main paida kar dungi.
.
Main - Theek hai to,
"The deal is on"
.
Usne mere gaal par kiss kiya, or jakar priya ke paas baith gayi.
.
Priya - Bhai us vakht to ham Anjalika se dar gaye the, use ek baar or bula lo, hame usse ghul - mil kar rehna chahiye,
waise hai badi pyaari.
kyon didiyon ?
(usne apni dono eyebrow utha kar sakshi or mansi se puchha)
.
Un dono ne bhi haan me haan mila di,
Or maine anjalika ko pukaara,
Kuchh hi seconds me vo hamare saamne khadi hui muskura rahi thi.
.
Anjalika - Aapne pukara, or ham chale aaye.
.
Main - Lo aa gayi, tumhari bhabhi,
.
Mansi - oye, bhabhi hogi gudiya ki,
hamari to behen hai.
.
Sheetal (rohasi hokar)- Meri kyon bhabhi hoti, meri to behen hain, bhabhi hogi sakshi didi ki,
.
Sakshi - Meri nahin Priya ki.
.
Un sab me aapas me jung bajne ko tayyar ho gayi, maine mahol bigadta dekhkar,
sab ko shant kiya.
.
Main - Sorry - Sorry,
This is my mistake,
mere muh se galat nikal gaya,
ab tum aapas me lado mat, tumhari nanad main kahin na kahin se dhoondh launga.
Ab tum anju se mil rahi ho ya bhej dun isko vapas.
.
Anjalika - main koi samaan hun,
jo mujhe idhar se udhar kar rahe ho, main to ab apni soutano se milkar jaungi,
waise bhi hame saari zindagi sath bitani hai.
.
Main - O.K sorry yarr,
ab tum hi inhen shant karvao.
.
Meri baat sunkar anju ne unhen relax kiya,
or saari behne anjalika ko gale lagakar milin,
phir to unki aapas me baaten chalne lagin,
Main to pak gaya tha,
Main (Anju se)- Anju baby, aaj raat ko main prectise par nahin ja paunga,
Aaj safar ki bohot thakaan hai,
or main Sona chahta hun,
.
Usne haan me sar hilaya or vapas "girl's gossiping" me lag gayi.
.
Mujhe ek shararat sujhi, maine socha soyenge baad me,
pehle in ko hi dekh leta hun, anju ke aate hi mujhse dhiyaan hata liya, abhi batata hun,
maine apni aakhen band karke aakarshan shakti ke baare me socha or sab ladkiyon ki taraf dekhkar siti baja di.
.
Un sabka dhiyan meri taraf aaya,
or mujhe bade kamuk andaaz se dekhne lagin.
.
Sheetal (angdai lene ki acting karte hue)- Mujhe to bohot neend aa rahi hai, main to chali bhai ke paas sone,
.
Kehte hue vo jaldi se meri taraf badhi,
Or mere blanket me ghus gayi,
maine or ladkiyon ko chidane ke liye,
blanket ham dono ke oopar dhak liya,
Par aisa karna mujhpar bohot bhari pada,
(Mazaak ke flow me main ye bhool chuka tha,
ki ab tak aakarshan ki shakti itni badh chuki hai ki ladkiyan mujhe dekhte hi geeli hone lagi hain)
.
Jaise hi maine blanket dhaka,
mujhse chipak kar leti hui sheetal ne ek hath se
mera lund sehlate hue apne hoth mere hotho par rakh diye,
or wild kiss karne lagi,
Main to shock ho gaya,
Vo mujhse joke ki tarah lipat gayi thi,
Main to waise hi shock me tha,
oopar se anju samhit saari ladkiyan mujhpar toot padin,
or blanket mujhpar se utaarte hue mere chehre par jisko jahan jagah mili vahin kiss karne lagi,
.
Mera dimaag to sunn pad gaya tha,
Par anju par phir bhi is shakti ka asar kam tha, kyonki vo aam ladki nahin thi.
.
Sheetal ke lagatar mera lund sehlaye jane se mera lund phata ja raha tha,
itne me mansi ne mera hath pakad kar apni chuchiyon par rakh diya,
or oopar se apna hath rakh kar apni ek chuchi dabvane lagi,
Ahhh! Uski garam or naram chuchi,
vo to muh se aawazen nikalne lagi,
Sakshi ne mera dusra hath pakad kar apni slacks utaar kar mera hath apni mulayam si chut par rakh diya..
or apne hath se mera hath pakad kar apni chut par ragadne lagi...
.
Sakshi - Oh! Fuck, Ssssss yes baby, yes yes yes. Aahhh
.
Ab tak main sambhal chuka tha,
or maine apni aakhen band karke apni aakarshan shakti ho band kiya,
Dheere - dheere aakarshan khatam hota gaya,
or vo mere oopar se hatti chali gayin,
.
Par sheetal or sakshi kuchh zyada hi garam ho gayin thin,
Maine badi mushkil se unko bhi shant kiya,
or unke kapde pehenvaye, sakshi to sharam ke maare zameen me gadhi ja rahi thi,
or main zor - zor se haafne laga.

Main (apne man me)- Abe BC ye maine kya kar diya, ab kabhi is power ka use nahin karunga..
Nahin to ladkiyan mera"Play Boy" bana dengi.
.
Udhar sab ladkiyan apne man me yahi soch rahi thin ki ye achanak unko kya ho gaya tha.
.
Main (sheetal se)-
O Gudiya, tu to hai aafat ki pudiya,
Tu nadaan hai,
par iska na koi samadhan hai.
.
Sheetal sharmate hue vapas blanket me dubak gayi.
.
Anjalika (mujhse)- main daave se keh sakti hun,
ki aapne zaroor aakarshan shakti ka use kiya hai,
.
Maine haan me sar hila diya, or saari behne mujhe ghoorne lagin.
.
Anjalika - Ye aam insanon ke liye bilkul bhi nahin hai,
aage se aisa mat karna,
Main isliye bol rahi hun ki,
abhi ye or badhegi,
ye to samajh lo namoona tha,
asli picture isse kahin zyada khatarnaak ho sakti hai.
.
Main - yarr mujhe kya pata tha, ki ye itni badh chuki hai,
vo to achchha hua ki maine sahi time par break laga diye, varna saari gadiyon ka accident ho jata.
.
Meri baat par sab thahaka lagakar hasne lagin,
or phir anju mere lips par kiss karke, or sabhi behno se gale milkar, gayab ho gayi,
vaise bhi raat ke 12 baj chuke the,
.
Maine sone ki tayyari karna behtar samjha,
or ham panchon ek hi bed par sone ke liye let gaye.
.
Sakshi & mansi mere agal - bagal let gayin,
sheetal pehle se hi meri bagal me leti hui thi,
Priya ko kahin jagah nahin mili to vo mere oopar seedhi let gayi,
jiski vajah se mera chehra bhi dhak gaya.
.

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Ham aise hi ulte - sidhe ek dusre ke oopar so gaye,
.

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Yahan se kuchh meel door paas ke gaw me, 2 log aapsa me baaten kar rahe the.
.

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Ladka - Pitaji, aapne suna Thakur ka vaaris aa gaya hai, ye vaaris achanak kahan se paida ho gaya.
.
Aadmi - Hamne to socha tha, ki vo ab lout kar nahin aaega, par vo lout aaya.
.
Ladka - pitaji, aise to unki saari zameen hadapne ka hamara plan kharaab ho jaega.
Hamne to socha tha,
ki koi shubh muhurat dekhkar unki haveli me ghuskar haveli ko shamshan bana denge,
par ab kya karen.
.
Aadmi - Karna kya hai,
jab 5 log bali chadhte, par ab unka poora parivaar marega,
kal davat me chalenge,
Ham bhi to dekhen kon chhokra aaya hai shaher se.
.
Phir vo dono kuchh plan karne lage.
.
.
Is duniya se kahin door ek ajnabi jagah,
Jahan par bana hua ek khoobsurat sone ka mahel.
.

.
Jiske andar ek kboobsurat kamre me soi hui ek cute si laski.
.

.
Vo achanak se jaag gayi,
.
Vo ladki (apne aap se)- Kon ho aap?
Or kyon aate ho roz mere sapne me?
Sapno me mere labon ko choomte ho
Ek baar mere saamne to aao main bataungi ki chumban kise kehte hain.
.
Phir vo sapne ko yaad karke kabhi muskurati kabhi sharmati
Uske labon par ye kavita apne aap aa gayi -

Khuwabon Ke Darmiyaan Tha Vo,
Meri Dhadkan Ki Saanson Me Tha Vo.

Jise Maine Apne Andar Basa Liya,
Jise Apni Baanho Me Sama Liya.

Jiski Khushi Hi Hai Meri Muskaan,
Aye Khuda! Tera Ye Ehsaan.

Socha Tha Ki Vo Pal Bas Vahi Tham Jaye,
Aur Vo Mere Jismo - Zehen Me Bas Jaye.

Par Sapno Par Kiska Bas Chalta Hai,
Sacha Pyar Bahut Kam Ko Hi Milta Hai.

Meri Dhadkan Hi Hai Mera Pyaar,

Kab Aayega Mere Sapno Ka Raajkumaar.
.
Vo sharmate hue phir se let gayi.
.
.
Or idhar main soya hua tha,
Ki achanak mujhe laga ki jis kamre me main soya hua tha vahan paani bhar gaya hai,
or main doob raha hun, main chillate hue bahar bhaga -
Bachao - Bachao
.
To... Be... Continued

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Or idhar main soya hua tha,
Ki achanak mujhe laga ki jis kamre me main soya hua tha vahan paani bhar gaya hai, or main doob raha hun, main chillate hue bahar bhaga -
Bachao - Bachao
.
NEXT --
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Main kamre se bahar aaya, vahan par sab kuchh normal tha,
or mere pichhe se ladkiyon ke hansane ki aawazen aa rahi thi,
.
Main (man me)- Oh! To ye in sabki mili bhagat hai, mere oopar pani dalkar uthane ki, main bhi to kahun, ki ye bin mousam ki barsaat kahan se ho gayi.
.
Main vapas andar room me gaya,
to dekha ki priya ke hath me khali balti thi,
or vo sabhi hase ja rahi thin,
maine priya ki taraf hath badhakar mantar padh diya,
or uske saare kapde gayab ho gaye,
Vo sirf Bra Panty me hi reh gayi.
.

.
Vo to shock ho gayi or bhagkar washroom me ghus gayi
.
Sab ki hasi ko break lag gaya,
Maine saari ladkiyon ki taraf ghoor ke dekha,
Wo mujhse request karne lagin, or na me sar hilane lagin.
.

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Main - Kyon, abhi to badi hasi aa rahi thi, ab haso.
.
Sheetal - Matlab bhai ab ham mazaak bhi nahin kar sakte kya?
.
Main (kutil muskaan ke sath) - Chalo, aaj chod raha hun,
par aage se aisa kiya na,
to samajh lena, ek bhi kapda nahin bachega.
.
Mansi (Smiling)- Sach me??
.
Main - Tum to rehne hi do. Tumse to meri izzat ko khatra hai.
.
Vo sabhi hansane lagin,
or main washroom me ghus gaya,
.
Main (man me)- are main kaise bhool gaya ki andar priya bhi hai.
.

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Vo mujhe dekhte hi apne hathon se apne nange badan ko chhipani ki nakaam koshish karne lagi.
.
Priya (sharmate hue)- Aap yahan kya kar rahe hain, chaliye jaiyye yahan se.
.
Main - Door lock tumne nahin kiya,
Or puchh mujhse rahi ho, vaise badi sexy lag rahi ho.
.
Priya (sharmate hue)- Wo main jaldi me bhool gayi thi,
or yahan shower lene lagi.
Aapko sharam nahin aati,
ek ladki ko aise dekhte hue.
.
Main - Wah! Ab apni hone vali patni ko bhi na dekhen.
or dekhna chodo, aaj to man bohot kuchh karne ka kar raha hai.
.
Priya - Plzz jaiyye na… mujhe bohot sharm aa rahi hai
.
Main - theek hai jata hun, par next time sath me bath lenge, vada karo mujhse.
.
Priya- O.K. Baba, ab jao na.
.
Main vahan se bahar aa gaya, mere bahar aate hi Usne darvaza lock kar liya. Saari behne ye harkat bakhubi dekh rahi thin.
.
Mansi - Haye, kash bathroom me main hoti?
.
Maine uske sar par chapat lagai or
Main dusre room ke bathroom me jakar fresh hue, or tayyar hokar niche aa gaya.
.
Niche haveli ko phulon se saja diya gaya tha, or bahar park me davat ka khana ban raha tha,
Main sabse mila, or dadaji mujhe ek packet dete hue bole,
.
Dadaji - beta, Zamindaron ke apne thaat hote hain, ye pahn kar aao,
Tum par suit karega.
.
Maine unse vo packet liya or washroom me jakar change karke aaya.
.
Jise pahn kar main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.
.

.
Mujh par nazar padte hi saari behne seeti bajane lagin.
.
Sakshi - wah bhai kamaal ke dikh rahe ho, superb
.
Ghar ke sabhi logon me tareef ki,
Phir maine room me jakar dadaji ka diya hua sone ka haar gale me daal liya, or sabhi ke sath baat cheet me lag gaya.
.
Dopeher tak sabhi gaw vale aa gaye,
Dadaji mujhe lekar un sabke saamne pohche.
.
Dadaji - Gaw valon! Ye hai mera pota or mera vaaris "Sagar Thakur".
.
Vo sabhi mere aage hath jod kar khade ho gaye,
Or "Sagar Thakur Zindabaad" ke naare lagane lage.
.
Maine sabhi ko hath hilakar shant kiya,
Phir dadaji bole.
.
Dadaji - Ab se mera pota 60 gawon ka zamidaar hai. Or apni padhai poori karke, ye yahin vapas aayega.
Ab aap log davat ka bharpoor aanand uthaen.
.
Sabhi logo ne thodi der narebaazi ki or phir hamne sabko khana khilvaya.
.
Tabhi haveli ke aage ek car aakar ruki, or car se utar kar bheed ko cheerte hue 2 log hamare aage aakar khade ho gaye.
Jisme ek dada ji ki umar ka or ek meri umar ka tha.
.

.
Dadaji (uska swagat karte hue) - Aao Ranjeet, kaho kya haal hain.
.
Uske sath aaya hua ladka (Bulla -uska naam)
.
Bulla (dada ji se)-
Aye buddhe! Tameez se naam le "Thakur sahab" bol.
.
Meri aakhon me angare dehekne lage.
.
Dad or chacha ji mere pichhe khade the, chacha ji aage badhne ko hue to unhen dad ne rok liya, or sirf dekhte rehne ka ishara kiya.
.
Main (apne hath ka mukka banate hue)- Dada ji hukum kijiye.
.
Ranjeet (mujhse)- Tu abhi bachcha hai, vahi bankar reh. Aag se khelega to jal jayega.
.
Dadaji - Ranjeet, Time hai sambhal ja, varna bemout mara jayega.
.
Bulla - Aye buddhe.... Aaaaaahhhhhh
.
Usne jaise hi is baar dadaji ko buddhe kaha, maine uski chhati par laat maar di, vo bheed ke oopar se udta hua jakar ped se takraya, or girkar behosh ho gaya.
.
Us buddhe ranjeet ki hava kharaab ho gayi, wo vahan se khisakne vala tha, tabhi main bola-
.
Main (apni jaang par thaap dete hue)-
Galatfehmi me ho tum, ki tumhara raaj hai,
Idhar aake dekho kon kiska baap hai,
.
Or haan ranjeet ji, ye jo aapke dimaag me galatfehmi hai na ki tum hamari zameen hadap loge,
usko dimaag se nikaal do,
Kyonki tumhara saamna ab khiladi se hai. Kyonki main hun "The Rock". naam to suna hi hoga,
Or jo tumne kal bezubaan jungli janvaron ki khaal utaar ke taskari me 3 carore kamaye hain na,
jo tumne apni haveli ke tehkhane me chhipa rakhe hain, thodi der me vahan par chhapa padne vala hai,
Sath me gair - kanoni hathiyaar bhi hain, tum to gaye poori zindagi ko andar, rok sakte ho to rok lo
(Maine apne phone se ACP ko msg karte hue kaha)
.
Uska chehra peela pad gaya , or gaw valon ke sath - sath dadaji, dad & chachaji bhi shock me the.
.
Vo vahan se apne pote ko driver ki madad se gadi me dalva kar dum daba kar bhaag gaya.
.
Dadaji (meri peeth thap-thapate hue) - Wah! Pehle hi shot pe ball baundri se bahar, tumne to saari pareshani hi door kar di.
.
Gaw valon ne mujhe kandhe par utha liya, or naare lagane lage,
.
Sabko khush dekhkar main bhi khush tha, in logon ne gaw valon ka jeena durbhar kar rakha tha,
.
Phir dadaji ke kahe mutabik maine sabhi gaw valon ko apne hathon se kapde or sath me kuchh paise daan kiye.
.
Main (gaw valo se)- Aap logon ko koi bhi problem ho to seedhe haveli pe aa jana.
.
Vo hath jodkar apna sar jhuka kar khushi - khushi apne - apne ghar chale gaye.
.
Ham andar aaye or mujhe dadaji, chacha or dad ne gher liya.
.
Fir shuru hua ques contest.
.
Dadaji - Beta sabse pehle ye bata ki tujhe aaye hue abhi 1 din bhi nahin hua hai, tujhe iske baare me kaise pata chala.
.
Main - Dadaji, aapko kya lagta hai, ki aapne hame dhundha tha, maine apne bachpan me hi aapka pata lagva liya tha, ki mere dadaji kon hain, or sath me aapke dushman bhi.
Dad hame yahan nahin laye hain, balki in sabko main laya hun.
(Ispar dad ne haan me haan milai)
Maine hi sakshi ko bataya tha ki vo meri chacha ki beti hai, usko yakeen
nahin hua to maine usse chachaji ko phone bhi karvaya tha ye conform karne ke liye ki uske ek uncle hain ya nahin.
(Ispar chacha ji ne haan me haan milai)
.
Dada ji bohot khush hue or khushi se mera matha choom liya.
.
Dad - vo sab chod or ye bata ki "The Rock" tu hi hai? Jisne John the killer ko mara tha??
.
Main - Dad isme puchhna kya hai,
Of course main hi hun.
.
Dad - mujhe to jaipur vali fight dekhkar hi samajh jana chahiye tha,
.
Chacha ji - Vaise beta, tumme itna achchha ladna kahan se sikha, or tumhari takat to be-misaal hai, itna takatvar insaan to maine kahin nahin dekha, pehli baar ek laat me kisi ko udte hue dekha hai.
.
Main - Chacha ji, iska credit jata hai, dad ko, hamare ghar me gym hai, jahan par trainer rakhkar bachpan se dad ne mehnat karvai hai,
Or haan fight or kun - fu maine ghar se chhip kar sikha tha.
.
Chacha ji - beta main to tera fan ho gaya, itni si umar me itni knowledge.
Bhaisahab tere baap nahin balki tu bhaisahab ka baap hai.
.
Is baat par sab hansane lage.
.
Chachi ji (paas aate hue)- subha se hamare sagar ne khuchh nahin khaya hai, yahan tak ki chai bhi nahin pi hai,
Or aap ko maskhari soojh rahi hai,
Chaliye hatiye.
.
Or vo mera hath pakad kar dianing table par le gayin. Jahan par sab baithe hue the.
.
Main - Are meri girlfriend kahan hai?
.
Mansi (priya ki taraf ishara karte hue)- Bhai vo yahan baithi hai.
.
Main - are ye to meri mangetar hai.
Main girlfriend ki baat kar raha hun.
.
(Mere aise sabke saamne mangetar kehne se Priya sharm se laal pad gayi or sath me halke se has di)
.

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Dadi (oopar se niche aate hue)- Main yahan hun, mere boyfriend.
.
Sab hansane lage. Or ladies ne sab ko lunch serve kar diya.
.
Chachi ji - priya se tumhari engagement kab hui? Bade chhuparustam ho tum sab log mujhe bataya bhi nahin.
.
Mom - hame to khud hi parso pata chala hai ki, they are in love.
.
Chachi ji - or didi inki shadi ka irada kab ka hai,
.
Bua ji (mazaak me) - Are abhi to ye bachche hain,
Inki shadi 5 saal baad hogi.
.
Main (mazaak me)- Bua ji soch lo, phir baad me ye mat kehna ki, meri beti or damaad shadi se pehle hi bhaag gaye.
.
Sabhi log thahaka maar kar hansane lage.
.
Chachi ji - Ye chhora to bohot shaitaan hai.
.
Main - aap bach kar rehna, varna aapko bhi dadi ki tarhan girlfriend bana lunga.
.
Chacha ji - Oye khotteya, tujhe meri hi bivi mili hai bhagane ke liye,
main randva ho jaunga.
.
Sabhi buri tarhan se hansane lage, or sakshi paani pee rahi thi, uska saara paani bahar aa gaya, or vo bhi khansate hue hansane lagi
.
Main - oye aaram se, tumhari mummy ko bhagane ko kaha tha, tumhen nahin.
.
Sab ka has has ke bura haal ho gaya.
.
Dada ji - aaj kitne dino baad is haveli me khushiyan aayin hain.
Bhagwan! Se meri yahi prarthna hai
Ki ye haveli aise hi hari bhari rahe.
.
Phir hamne aise hi hasi - mazaak karte hue lunch finish kiya.
Tabhi mera phone ring hua.
ACP ka phone tha.
Maine receive kiya
.
ACP (phone par)- Hello sir, aapka kaam ho gaya hai, hamne chhapa maar kar sab kuchh custody me le liya hai. Or unka ghar zameen or bank accounts sab kuchh seized kar diya hai. Ab vo jail se bahar nahin aa payenge.
.
Main (phone par)- Good work, ACP.
Unpar aise - aise charges lagana ki vo bahar na aane payen.
.
ACP - Ji theek hai,
.
Phir maine phone cut kar diya. Or dadaji se bola-
.
Main - Congrats Dada ji, aapke dushman ki band baj chuki hai,
Vo kangaal ho gaye hain,
Or kal unko court me pesh kiya jayega, vahan se sidha jail.
.
Dadaji or chacha ji to khushi se jhoom uthe.
.
Dadaji - aaj main bohot khush hun, maang beta aaj jo mangega tujhe lakar dunga.
.
Main (sochte hue)- Dadaji, priya se meri engagement karva do… jald se jald.
.
Meri baat sunkar sab shoked ho gaye.
.
Dadaji - Theek hai, 2 din baad tumhari sagai priya se kar di jayegi.
.
Saari ladkiyan halle kaatne lagin, or priya ko chhedne lagin. Vo bechari to sharm ke maare muh niche kiye baithi thi.
.
Dad - par pitaji, aaj isne sagai ke liye bola hai, Kal ko shadi ke liye bhi bol dega, mere hisaab se itni jaldi theek nahin.
.
Dada ji - Main zabaan de chuka hun, or thakur sar kata lega par zabaan se nahin phirega.
.
Main (mazaak me)- Muh se nikli baat, kamaan se nikla teer, or mohobbat me karaye hue recharge ke paise, kabhi wapas nahin aate.
.
Sab hansane lage, or bua ji bolin-
.
Bua ji - Hey Bhagwan! Is ladke se koi nahin jeet sakta, theek hai, 2 din baad sagai ke liye meri haan hai.
.
Main - Congratulations, priya darling, sagai ke baad tum meri aadhi bivi ban jaogi,
.
priya sharam ke maare vahan se uthkar room me bhaag gayi.
Or Sabhi hansate - hansate lot-pot ho gaye,
.
Tabhi ek noukar aaya, or mujhse bola-
.
Chhote thakur, aapse milne delhi se ek ladka aaya hai,
jo apna naam ayush bata raha hai,
Uska kehna hai ki uska aapse milna bohot zaroori hai.
.
Main (khade hote hue)- chalo dekhte hain, kon aa gaya, naam to pehle kabhi nahin suna. Or delhi bhi main sirf tour par hi gaya tha.
.
Main noukar ke sath bahar aaya, dekha to ek mere jitni umar ka ladka
khada tha, maine uske chehre par nigah daali, or sab kuchh pata kar liya.
(Friends agar aapko bhi ayush ke baare me pata karna ho to ye story padhiye, Maantrik (Incest, Romance, Thrill, Magic & Adventure) )
.
Mere uske paas jate hi vo mujhse gale lag kar mila, or main usko apne sath haveli ke andar bane
Drawing Room me le aaya.

.
Main - haan, to ayush, tumhen logon ki madad karta dekhkar bohot khushi hui,
to tumhen, ek secret base banvana hai, jisme ki gundon ki dhulai ka saara intzaam ho,
or jisme sab kuchh automatic ho,
am i right.
.
Meri baat sunkar vo shock ho gaya,
.
Ayush - Sach hi kaha tha, guruji ne, aap sach me mahagyani hain, antaryami hain.
Aapse milkar mera rom - rom pulkit ho utha.
.
Main - main to ek sadharan sa manushye hun, ye to bas mahakal ki kirpa hai.
.
Ayush - bhai ye to aapka badappan hai.
.
Main - achchha ye batao, ki tumko secret base kahan par banvana hai?
.
Ayush - Bhai mere ghar ke niche hi banva do.
Jiska ek secret rasta mere room se or dusra rasta jungle me jahan mere guruji rehte hain uske aas - pas khule..
.
Main - Theek hai, 2 ghante me kaam poora ho jaega,
uska gate sirf tumhari awaaz se khelega,
ya jise tum chahoge sirf vo hi andar aa payega..
or yadi kabhi meri madad ki zaroorat ho to apne man me 7 baar jai mahakal kehkar mere baare me sochna,
hamara man ekdusre se jud jayega, jisse ham kahin se bhi baaten kar sakte hain.
.
Vo bohot khush hua, or itne me coffee aa gayi, hamne coffee pite hue or bhi bohot baten kin,
phir maine Anjalika ko pukara,
vo turant pirkat ho gayi,
jisko dekhkar ayush shock ho gaya.
.
Main (Ayush se)- Ye tumhari bhabhi hai, or pariyon ki rajkumari bhi.
.
Ayush (Anju se)- Namaste bhabhi,
.
Anju ne bhi use namaste kiya, or phir maine anju ko sab kuchh samjha diya, ki kaise Kya karna hai,
Usne apni magic stick ghumai or boli,
.
Anjalika (mujhse) - Jaan, kaam poora ho gaya, or kuchh ho to batao,
.
Main - abhi ke liye bas, aage kuchh hoga to bata dunga.
.
Phir anjalika mere gaal par kiss karke gayab ho gayi,
.
Ayush - Bhai mujhe bhi aagya dijiye,
.
Main - theek hai jao, parantu agli baar urvashi ko sath lekar aana,
usko bolna ki uska ek bhai or bhi hai.
.
Ayush - ji bhai theek hai.
.
Or Ayush bhi mujhse vida lekar khushi - khushi teleport ho gaya.
.
Main vahan se bahar aaya, or apne room me chal diya, sab behno ki mehfil vahin jami hui thi.
.
Main andar enter hua, to sheetal, priya se boli-
.
Sheetal (priya se)- Lo didi aapke sayyan ji aa gaye.
.
Sabhi uski baat se hansane lagin, or priya sharma gayi, us bechari ki subha se sabne aisi ko taisi kar rakhi thi.
.
Itne me chacha ji ki entry hui.
.
Chacha ji (sakshi se)- sakshi beta, aaj tumhari friend 'kaya' ka birthday hai,
Invitation card aaya hai, tum sabhi bachche chale jana.
.
Sakshi - Oh shitt! Main kaise bhool gayi, aaj kaya meri jaan le legi,
Usne turant apna phone nikala or usko birthday wish kiya. Thodi der unki ladai chalti rahi, fir sham ko milne ka bol kar usne phone cut kiya.
.
Sakshi - Aaj Meri best friend ka birthday hai, or ham sab ja rahe hain, koi bhi na nahin karega.
.
Hamne bhi haan kar diya, or dadaji ki car nikaal kar shopping ke liye paas ke shaher me chal diye.
To... Be... Continued

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Update -- 49

EX --
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Sakshi - Aaj Meri best friend ka birthday hai, or ham sab ja rahe hain, koi bhi na nahin karega.
.
Hamne bhi haan kar diya, or dadaji ki car nikaal kar shopping ke liye paas ke shaher me chal diye.
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NEXT --
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1 ghante me ham paas ke shaher me pohche or maine sakshi ke bataye hue address par car parking me laga di,
Ye is shaher ka Top Mall tha,

parking se hi lift ke zariye ham 2nd floor par chal diye.
.
Priya (lift me)- Bhai, aaj ham sab aapki pasand kapde kharidenge.
.
Is baat par saari behno ne haan me haan milai.
.
Main - O.K. theek hai.
Or ham lift se bahar aakar girls section ki taraf chal diye.
.
Maine socha pehle ladkiyon ki shopping karva di jaye, isi liye main unko lekar ladies section me enter hua,
Or ham counter par pohche.
.
Sells girl mujhe hi ghoore ja rahi thi,
Or saari ladkiya sells girl ko.
Maine uske aage chutki bajai,
Jisse vo hadbada gayi,
.
Sells girl (meri aakhon me dekhte hue)- Welcome, welcome sir,
What types of clothing would you like to see?
.
Sells girl ke aise bartav se chid to saari ladkiyan gayin thin, par priya zyada chid gayi.
.
Priya (chidkar)- Excuseme, kapde inko nahin hame dikhaiyye, par inki pasand ke, because,
He is my fiancee.
.
Sells girl - Very sorry mam, abhi dikhati hun.
.
Main - Show us some western dresses.
.
Sells girl - yes, sure sir.
.
Vo hame apne sath andar le gayi jahan Western dresses thin.
.

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Maine secondon me sabhi ladkiyon ke liye kapde select kar diye,
"kiske oopar kon sa colour suit karega" ye imagine karke hi maine dress select ki thin,
.
Sabhi ladkiyon ke sath - sath vo sells girl bhi shock ho gayi.
.
Sells girl - sir, yahan par roz hazaron log aate hain, par itni speed se kapde aaj tak kisi ne select nahin kiye, vo bhi ekdam perfect maching, & perfect colour.
.
Sheetal - yahi to khas baat hai inme, or ab mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai, ki ye saari patniyon ko ek hi time me khush rakh sakte hain. Or sab ka time bhi bach jayega.
.
Sells girl (shoked)- saari patniyan??
.
Mansi - Yes dear, We all are his fiancees.
.
Sells girl (shoked)- mam, plzz mazaak mat kijiye, varna mujhe heart atteck aa jayega.
.
Sakshi (smiling)- This is the truth, Young lady.
.
Vo to hamari baat sunkar jaise pagal hi ho gayi thi, par maine zyada der na karte hue, use apna no limit cradit card pakda diya, or bill pay karke ham vahan se bahar aa gaye.
.
Mansi (mujhse)- ab hamara no. hai aapke liye kapde select karne ka.
.
Main - bas maaf kijiye mohtarma,
aap sab bas 5 minute wait kijiye,
Main yun gaya or yun aaya.
.
Ye sab bolte hue main unka javaab bina sune, sidha gents section me gaya, or vahan se ek black colour ka party-wear suit kharidkar le aaya.
.
Main (unke paas aate hue) - haan to, chalen ladies.
.
Sakshi - are wah bhai, aap to sach me 5 minute se pehle hi aa gaye..
.
Main - Hmm.. chalo ab.
.
Or ham vahan se ek gift ki shop par pohche.
.

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vahan sab ne kaya ke liye apni - apni pasand ke gift pack kara liye.
"Kisi ne purse, kisi ne watch :Bla :Bla :Bla ,
par mujhe vahan kuchh khas pasand nahin aaya,
isi liye main unko pasand karta chodkar ek jewellery shop par gaya,
Or vahan se ek diamond necklace sat khareed liya jo 10 lack ka tha.
Maine usko gift batour pack kara liya.
Or card se payment karke vapas jakar girls ko join kiya.
.
Unhone apne gift pack kara liye the.
Maine card se payment kiya or ham vapas jane ke liye mude,
.
Tabhi priya ne mansi ke kaan me kuchh kaha, or mansi ne baaki ladkiyon ke, or vo sab mujhe wait karne ka bolkar ek taraf chal din.
.
Main - are kahan ja rahi ho, mujhe akela chodkar.
.
Sheetal (dheere se)- Bhai hame undergarments kharidne hain, aap wait kijiye ham bas abhi aaye.
.
Main (shararat se)- are main kuchh help kar dun?
.
Mansi - ji nahin, aap wait kijiye ham bas yun gaye or yun aaye.
.
Or vo hansate hue chali gayin.
Itne main saara samaan lejakar car me rakh aaya, or unka wait karne laga, kareeb 20 minute ke lambe intzaar ke baad vo aayin, or ham vapas jakar car me baith gaye,
Waise bhi dada ji ki car 7 seater
thi, isliye ham comfortable the, maine car ghar ke liye bhaga di.
.
In car
Sakshi - waise bhai, aapne apna gift nahin dikhaya, lagta hai kuchh khas hi kharida hai.
.
Saari ladkiyan uski baat sunkar mujhe aise dekhne lagin jaise puchhna chahti hon, ki kya kharida hai.
.
Main - surprise meri jaan surprise, vahin par dekh lena.
.
Phir ham aise hi baaten karte hue ghar aa gaye,
sham ke 5 baj chuke the,
or party night me 8 baje thi.
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Maine ladkiyon ko tayyar hone bhej diya, kyonki main janta tha ki agar inse 7 baje tayyar hone ko bola jaye to ye raat ke 10 baja dengi.
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Wo sab tayyar hone chali gayin, or main jakar dada ji ke paas baith gaya, jo dad, phupa ji or chachaji se kisi topic par baaten kar rahe the.
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Main unki baaten sunne laga, vo mera life style discuss kar rahe the,
Jab unki baaton me meri cars ka zikar aaya, to mujhe yaad aaya ki party me jane ke liye hamare paas cars to hain hi nahin, dadaji ke paas old model ki car thi, or chacha ji bhi simple car use karte the, or ham aaye bhi mini bus me the.
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Main soch me pad gaya, par mere paas abhi bohot time tha cars mangane ke liye.
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Maine turant hi internet se 2 lugzery cars book kar din, or emergency delivery ka msg daal diya, jisme mujhe 2 lack extra dene pade.
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Or aadhe ghante me hi cars deliver ho gayin, or bade logon se gossip me aadha ghanta or nikal gaya.
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Phir main bhi uthkar tayyar hone chala gaya, or fresh hokar mall se laya hua black suit daal liya.

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Or matching accessories watch, shoes etc. pahn kar full ready hokar niche aa gaya. Jahan puri family baithi hui thi.
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Sheetal (seeti bajate hue)- Wow bhai, u looks so smart.
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Main - Thanks gudiya.
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Sabhi ne meri choice ki tareef ki,
Or ladies ne mere dwara dilvaye hue girls ke kapdon ki.
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Phir ham 7 baje vahan se chal diye bahar ki taraf,
kyonki party ek hotel me thi,
jo yahan se 40 minute ki doori par tha.
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Ham sab ghar se bahar nikle jahan dono cars dekhkar saari ladkiyan shock ho gayin. Bahar world ki top expensive cars khadi thin.
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Lamborghini Veneno

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Koenigsegg One

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Mansi (khushi se)- Bhai aapne ye kab me manga lin??
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Main - bas manga lin, ye chodo or jaldi chalo, ham late na ho jayen.
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Ham 5 the or gadiyan 2 sitter thin, to ek car me 3 ladkiyan asjust ho gayin,
Or main & priya 1 car me ho gaye,
Or ham chal pade sakshi ke diye hue address par.
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Jahan se bhi hamari cars nikaltin, log sirf hamari cars ko hi dekh rahe the,
Kyonki vo ek backward area tha,
Isi liye unhone aisi cars nahin dekhin thin.
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Hamari cars aage - pichhe hi chal rahi thin, or hamne ek sath hotel ki parking me cars laga din, jahan sab hame hi dekh rahe the,
Ham bahar aaye or hotel ke andar chal diye.
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Jahan Sakshi ne hame Kaya se introduce karvaya,
Hamne use birthday wish kiya,
kaya meri persanelity se kaafi prabhavit hui,
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Kaya - sakshi ke bhai Rocky aap hi ho na? Jiski ye hamesha tareef karti rehti hai
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Main - ji vo namuraad main hi hun.
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Kaya (hansate hue)- Aap bohot funny ho,
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Main - Laugher is the best Madison for a sad people.
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Kaya - You mean, i am sad person.
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Main (dheere se uske kaan me)- ye jo aap khushi ka dikhava kar rahi hain na, iska matlab ye nahin ki koi aapka dukh pehchan nahin payega.
Mujhe aapki udasi aapki aakhon se saaf dikh rahi hai,
par yakeen maniye sab theek ho jayega.
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Usne mujhe dekhte hue ek pheeki si smile de di, or baaki mehmano sebaaten karne lagi,
vo baar - baar kisi bahane se hamare paas aati rahi, or poore time mujhe hi tadti rahi.
Or itne me cake cut karne ka time ho gaya.
Ham sab ne usko gher liya, usne cake cut kiya, or sab ne use ek sath taliyan bajate hue "Happy Birthday Kaya" bola.
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Usne apne haaton se apne mom - dad or sister ko cake khilaya, phir sakshi ko or uske baad mujhe bhi apne hathon se khilaya,
Maine bhi ek tukda uske muh me daal diya,
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Phir ham sab ne apne - apne gift diye,
Usne or kisi ka nahin, balki sabse pehle mera hi gift khola, or gift dekhkar vahan khada har shaks shoked ho gaya.
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Vo poora diamond sat tha.

Kaya ne to khusi se chillate hue mujhe gale laga liya, or mere gaal par kiss kar di.
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Is baat se saari behne jal bhun gayin,
Par vo kuchh kar bhi nahin sakti thin.
11 baje party khatam hui, or ham ghar jane ke liye ready ho gaye,
Kaya mere paas aayi, or mere kaan me mera phone no. maanga,
To maine use apna card pakda diya,
Vo sabse milkar bye bolkar vapas hotel me chali gayi, or ham chal diye ghar ki taraf.
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Car me Priya mujhse baat nahin kar rahi thi,
Maine usko bohot samjhaya, par vo nahin mani, or boli -
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Priya - Aap kabhi nahin sudhar sakte?
Aapka kaya se zaroor koi chakkar hai,
Bla Bla Bla, vo pata nahin kya kya ilzaam lagati rahi.
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Mera use samjhana bekaar raha, ham ghar pahunch gaye or main car khadi karke sab ke sath andar chal diya,
Maine or behno se baat karne ki koshish ki, par koi bhi mujhse baat nahin kar rahi thi,
Main vahin ruk gaya, or nam aakhon se chillaya
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Main (chillate hue)- Suspect is a disease, that has no cure in the world.
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Or main unse bhi tez ghar me enter kar gaya, or apne room me jakar door lock karke bed par baith gaya.

To... Be... Continued