Maa ka khayal

[Takecareofmeplease]

Ab aage

Subah subah mai to bahot der se utha.. par maa ki khubsurti ko dekhne ki ichcha se mai bahar aaya to maine maa ko ek alag hi andaz me paya...



Mai: maa aap to khubsurat hote ja rahe ho.. the unse bhi jyada...
Maa: uth gaya beta tu.. bete ye sab kapdo ka kamal hai... Pasand aaya?
Mai: ha maa.. waise ab gahr me akele hai to kapdo ki jarurat hai kya?
Maa: pagal ghar hai koi bhi aa sakata hai..
Mai: maa rahul ko bulau? 
Maa: kyo?
Mai: wo bhi chod le aapko ... Aur fir padhai bhi sath karne baith jayenge...
Maa: wah ji... Fir to aap dono muje fir chodna hi jari rakhoge. Padhai to hone se rahi...
Mai: are maa... To achcha hai na...
Maa: na ji na. Kya ut patang naya khail khelo ge fir mere sath...
Mai: are maa koi kuch nahi hoga... Chalo abhi to chalo bistar par... Dekhna ye lund aap ke bina rah nahi pa raha...
Maa: na nahi... Jao college jao... Aur muje bhi kam karna hai... 
Mai: aise bhadkau kapade to fir kyo pahane...
Maa: wo tuje aise pasand hai isliye...
Mai: maa nahi kahi nahi jana... Muje aapki gand ka udghatan bhi to karna hai... Marvalo aaj achcha mauka hai...

Hamari mithi nok jhok chal hi rahi thi ke muje mere ek dost kishan ka aaya... Hmmm muje yad aaya ke maine ghar me lagane ke liye spy cam usise liye the thode time ke liye... Matalb use ab camera chahie hoga...

Kishan: bhai wo camera de jana... Waise kam ho gaya?
Mai: ha dost mai tuje aaj hi de dunga...

Maine phone rakhkha ke maa ne muje pucha...

Maa: kiska phone tha darpan?
Mai: maa wo kuch nahi... Bas ja raha hu college... Sham ko aata hu... Rat ko gand jarur marunga... Tel le na...
Maa: ok beta thik hai...

Muje to pahale camera ka sara data nikal lena tha... Aur muje so safe laga wo maine kiya... Maine sab data mere laptop se bhi pura delete hi kar diya... Kam waise ab pura ho chuka hai to fir kyo risk lu?

Mai fir ghar se baahr ja ne ko tha aur maa ko maine mammo ko dabate hue mast smooch kiya... Aur fir chala gaya college ke liye...

Ja kar pahale to mai kishan ko mila...

Kishan: abe ghar pe kyo lagae camera wo abhi tak tu Bola nahi..
Mai: are kaam tha...
Kishan: are abhi to bata de... Kam to khatam ho gaya... Itna kya secret hai? Aur wo bhi ghar me? Kyo? Uncle aunty ki chudai dekhni thi?
Mai: kya bakwas kar raha hai?
Kishan: are mai to mazak kar raha tha.. waise bhi aunty hai khubsurat to...

Muje gussa to aa raha tha par maza bhi aa rhaa tha...

Mai: stop kishan. You are crossing your limit. 
Kishan: are mitr mai to sirf... Are aaj tak ham itne to mazak karte hi the.. aisa kya hua? Thode dino pahale tu hi to tha jo meri maa ki firki le raha tha... Itna senti kyo rhaa hai? Aur tu kab se karne laga aisa... Mazak hi to hai...
Mai: sorry yar...
Kishan: dekh rhaa hu ke kafi dino se badale badale dikhai de rahe ho. Bunk marna start kar diya hai. Rahul to dikh ji nahi rha...
Mai: ha mai bhi usiko dhundh raha hu...
Kishan: ha wo aa to gaya hai par wo abhi canteen me gaya hai... Chal jate hai...

Ham dono canteen me gae... Mai chahta tha ke kishan jaldi fut le... Par...

Mai: rahul tu college kyo nahi aata...
Rahul: are sachin tu bhi hai kaisa hai... Kitne dino ke bad mile...
Kishan: tu pahale ye bata ke tu tha kaha?
Rahul: kuch nahi tu nahi samje ga... Laga de spy cam. Tere to baap ka yahi business hai na... Darpan ise de diya?

Are yar ye kya bol diya madarchod ne? Use thodi pata hona chahie tha?

Mai: kya ... Kya dena tha...
Kishan: ek Minute tuje kaise pata ke isne camera liya hai...
Mai: are maine bataya tha...
Kishan: rahul tuje kya farak padta hai muje camera mile na mile... Tuje itne kya?
Rahul: are mai to... Wo bas... Yuhi... Are kitna shak kar ta hai?
Kishan: shak hone jaisi hi bat hai. Ek to ye ghar ke liye camera leta hai aur kuch batata nahi. Tuje kuch to pata hai... Isiliye tere kahane ka matalb ye nikalta hai ke tere kam pura ho gaya hai tu de de....
Mai: are tu khaLi fokat ka aisa soch raha hai kuch nahi hua...
Kishan: thik hai Muje pahale aisa search operation naHi karna par ab mai mere main server me ja kar dekh lunga..

Ham dono ki aankhe fati padi... Gand to goti ban gai...sala... Maine to configure kiya tha par sirf ghar me... Par ab rahul kuch na bol de... Par use juban me lagam kaha hai...

Rahul: tu kya bol rha hai... Aise kaise server me chala jaye... Darpan tune internet se connect kiya tha kya?
Mai: nahi. Par... Laptop me Wi-Fi... Na na kuch nahi...
Kishan: salo batao to ke hua kya hai warna mai mere main server me eaise bhi check kar hi luga....

Ab to meri bhi fati padi tHi. Par mai mere muh se kya bolu... Aur kaise bolu... Waise muje ye sab pasand to hai par ye sab bolna easy thode na hai... Achcha lagata to hai man me ke sab milke maa ko chode.. par meri maa hi thodi sab ko jele... Rahul fir thik tha kyonki wo mera jigar dost tha... Par in sab ko....

Rahul: kishan tu mat hi bol ab aage... Hame thoda time de de...
Kishan: itna time me to mai dekh lunga...
Mai: kishan yar sach me server me gaya hoga?
Kishan: ha internet connection milte hi hamare camera sab sync ho jate hai...

Maine rahul ko kan me kaha ke ise khopche me ja kar batade.. ye bat to mai kaise bata paunga... Aur batane ke alawa kuch hamare pas bachta bhi nahi... Aur ek shart rakh de ke sun ne ke bad sab delete kar de... 

Rahul ne bilkul waise hi kiya. Side me le ja kar kishan ko sari bat bata di...kishan ki aankhe aur muh dono khule the...

Kishan: kya madarchod... Tu to sach me... Madarchod ban gaya?
Mai: shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhh dhime kya jor se bol raha hai... Delete kar dega na ab sab?
Kishan: salo chutiyo... Kya computer engineer kar rhe ho... Dekha tune ke kitna internet use hua tera? Aur aise kabhi jaayega kya? 
Rahul aur mai: to tu jhuth bol rha tha?
Kishan: pura nahi adhura.. kar to sakte hai. Par maine iska kuch nahi kiya. Wo policy me configure nahi huaa to nahi hua.. isne custom apne ghar me install kiya... Uske liye premium service hoti hai wo aise to milti nahi... Maine tum dono ke dar ka fayada uthaya.. waise dar ka nhai par chhupana chahte the jiske upr bewkufi kar di. Aur uska fayada maine uthaya... Baki mast ha... Maa ko... Ham ummmm kya bat hai... Rahul tu bhi... Wow... Kaisi hai wo?
Rahul: are puch mat.. pataka hai pataka... 
Kishan: bistar par kaisi hai wo bata..
Rahul: kayamat hai sali... Wo dost maine to bahot aish kiya hai...
Kishan: size batana
Rahul: size kya batana... Perfect hai... 
Kishan: darpan bol na kab meri bari aayegi.. muje bhi chahiye teri maa...
Mai: dekh tum dono chup ho jao... Please... Kishan please... Muje thoda waqt do...
Kishan: are ru sensitive ho gaya.. achha jab bhi tera dil kare... 

Fir aisi waisi bat kar ke college ke class attend kar ke ghar chala gaya... Maa ne mera swagat bahot hi hot tarike se kiya...



Maa: hi mere bete.... Subah tuje tadpane ka koi irada nahi tha. Tere papa ko aane ko abHi ek ghanta hai... Chal aaja thoda sex kar le... Chodega na muje..Mai mari ja rahi hu...

Par maine plan bana liya tha ghar jate time ke mai kya dav faink ne vala hu... Kishan ka muh bandh karne ka... Kishan ko isme involve karne ka aur sab back to normal karne ma... Ha maa ko ek aur aashiq mil jayega...