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Vaani didi boli “mai tumse is baare me khane ke bad baat karti hu.”

Itna kak kar vaani didi niche chali gayi. Aaj yadi keerti mere pas na hoti aur yadi aaj vaani didi ko apni flight na pakadni hoti to, aaj is baat ko lekar meri shamat aana pakki thi.

Meri samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, ab mai vaani didi ko apne niche khana na khane ki kya vajah batau. Mai abhi isi uljhan me uljha hua tha ki, tabhi keerti ne mujhe tokte huye kaha.

Keerti boli “abhi to maine vaani didi ko tumse ye baat puchhne se rok liya hai. Lekin wo dobara tumse is baare me sawal jabab jarur karegi.”

Mai bola “haan, ye to mai bhi janta hu. Lekin ab meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha hai ki, mai unhe is baat par apni kya safayi du.”

Keerti boli “meri maano to, tum unhe sab kuch sach sach bata do. Wo tumhare baare me tumse jyada hi janti hai. Wo is baare me job hi faisla legi, tumhari bhalai ke liye hi hoga. Isliye unse kuch mat chhupao.”

Itna kah kar keerti khana khane ke liye niche chali gayi. Lekin uski is baat ne mujhe soch me daal diya tha. Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, mai vaani didi se is baat ko kaise kahu.

Mujhe keerti ki vaani didi ko sab kuch sach sach bata dene wali baat sahi lag rahi thi aur mai vaani didi ko sab batana bhi chahta tha. Lekin ye baat aisi bhi nahi thi ki, mai bejijhak vaani didi se sab kuch kah saku.

Mai vaani didi ke aane ke pahle apne dusre mobile se priya ko call lagane wala tha. Lekin vaani didi se baat hone ke bad, priya ko call lagane wali baat mere dimag se nikal hi gayi thi.

Mai vaani didi se huyi baton me hi ulajh kar rah gaya tha. Mai abhi inhi baton me uljha hua tha ki, tabhi mera mobile bajne laga. Maine mobile dekha to, barkha didi ka call aa raha tha.

Barkha didi ka call aate dekh kar mujhe priya ko bhi call karne wali baat yaad aa gayi thi. Lekin maine priya ko khana khane ke bad call karne ki baat sochi aur bluetooth headphone laga kar barkha didi se baat karne laga.

Mai barkha didi se baat karte huye khana bhi khata ja raha tha. Unhe mere aur ami nimi ke mumbai aane wali ka baat ka pata to kal hi chal chuka tha. Lekin abhi unhe mere Durgapur jaane wali baat ka pata nahi tha.

Isliye mai unhe apne juhi didi ki shadi me Durgapur jaane ki baat ke baare me batane laga. Meri baat sunne ke bad barkha didi ne kaha.

Barkha didi boli “iska matlab hai ki kal meri tumse khane ke samay par baat nahi ho sakegi.”

Mai bola “didi, sirf kal hi nahi. Ab meri aapse do teen din tak khane ke samay par baat nahi ho sakegi. Kyoki juhi didi ki shadi parso Wednesday ki hai. Hum log unki shadi me shamil hone ke liye kal sham ko yaha se niklege.”

“Iske bad parso hum unki shadi me shamil honge aur fir uske agle din unki vidai ke bad hi sham ko kisi samay hum logon ki ghar wapsi ho sakegi. Isliye ab meri aap se Thursday ke pahle khane ke samay par baat nahi ho payegi.”

Meri baat sunkar, barkha didi ne muskurate huye kaha.

Barkha didi boli “koi baat nahi. Tum khushi khushi shamil hone jao. Hum log uske bad baat kar lege.”

Iske bad meri barkha didi se kafi der tak isi baare me baat chalti rahi. Inhi baton ke chalte mera aur unka khana khana bhi ho chuka tha. Mai hath dhone ke bad fir se unse baat karne laga.

Humara khana khana to ho chuka tha. Lekin abhi bhi humari baten chal hi rahi thi. Ab barkha didi mujhe waha ke logon ka haal chaal de rahi thi. Mai barkha didi se baat karne me laga hua tha, tabhi keerti aa gayi.

Usne mujhe abhi bhi baton me lage dekha to, khamoshi se khane ke bartan uthaye aur wapas niche chali gayi. Lekin kuch hi der bad wo fir se wapas aa gayi aur mere pas aakar baith gayi.

Kuch der tak to wo mere pas baithi kamoshi se mujhe barkha didi se baat karte dekhti rahi. Lekin kuch der bad usne mere sath shararat karke mujhe pareshan karna suru kar diya.

Kabhi wo mujhe gudgudi laga kar pareshan kar rahi thi to, kabhi mere kaan me lage bluetooth headphone ke sath chhed chhad karne lagti thi. Uske aisa karne se mujhe barkha didi se baat karne me pareshani ho rahi thi.

Usi samay barkha didi se nisha bhabhi ne phone le liya aur mai nisha bhabhi se baat karne laga. Maine keerti ko shararat karne se mana kiya. Lekin wo apni aadat se baaj nahi aa rahi thi aur abhi bhi mujhe pareshan karne me lagi huyi thi.

Aakhir me us se pareshan hokar, mai uske pas se uth kar, uske samne bed ke dusri taraf aakar baith gaya. Mujhe apne pas se uth kar door jakar baithte dekh kar keerti bhi uth kar mere pas aane lagi.

Lekin maine use gusse me aankh dikhate huye use wahi baithe rahne ka ishara kiya. Mujhe is tarah se gussa karte dekh kar, wo muskurati huyi wahi baith kar meri baten sunne lagi.

Ab hum dono ek dusre ke samne pair faila kar baithe huye the. Meri peeth darwaje ki taraf thi. Lekin keeti ke chehra darwaje ki taraf tha aur wo bahar najar rakhte huye abhi bhi mere sath shararat karne me lagi huyi thi.

Mai ek taraf keerti ki in shararat ka aanand le raha tha aur dusri taraf nisha bhabhi se baat karne me laga hua tha. Aise hi baton baton me mai nisha bhabhi ko pritam aur vaani didi ke bich huyi baton ke baare me batane laga.

Mujhe nisha bhabhi se is baare me baat karte dekh kar keerti bhi meri baat ko gaur se sunne lagi. Nisha bhabhi bhi bade gaur se meri baten sunne me lagi huyi thi. Meri baat puri hote hi nisha bhabhi ne kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “iska matlab to yahi hua ki, ab pritam fir se police inspector ban jayega.”

Mai bola “ji bhabhi, vaani didi aur pritam ki aaj ki baton se to mujhe yahi lag raha hai ki, pritam ko jaldi hi uski inspector ki post wapas mil jayegi.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, nisha bhabhi ne vaani didi ki tarif karte huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “kuch bhi kaho, lekin tumhari ye bahan kamal ki hai. Usne koyal aur payal se jo vada kiya tha. Use pura karke dikha diya.”

Nisha bhabhi ke muh se vaani didi ki tarif sunkar, maine bhi khush hote huye kaha.

Mai bola “ji bhabhi, meri vaani didi jaisa koi bhi nahi hai. Wo jo kahti hai, karke bhi dikha deti hai. Unse paar pana kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hai.”

Nisha bhabhi boli “haan, tumhari ye baat bilkul sahi hai. Maine aaj tak vaani jaisa diler, janbanj aur dimag ka tej kisi ko nahi dekha hai. Aadhe mujrim to uska naam sunkar hi bhag jate hai aur aadhe mujrimo ko wo maar girati hai.”

Nisha bhabhi ki is baat ko sunkar, maine unse kaha.

Mai bola “bhabhi, aap to sirf mujrimo ki baat kar rahi ho. Humare yaha hum logon ki to ye halat hai ki, hum se koi vaani didi ke samne muh kholne tak ki himmat nahi kar pata hai.”

“Sabko bas is baat ka hi dar laga rahta hai ki, pata nahi kab vaani didi ke gusse ki gaaj us par gir jayegi. Hum logon ko to unke samne kuch bolne ke pahle bhi sau baar sochna padta hai.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, keerti mujhe aankh dikhane lagi. Wahi meri ye baat sunne ke bad nisha bhabhi ne hanste huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “ye sirf tumhare waha ki halat nahi hai. Humare yaha bhi sab vaani se bach kar rahna hi pasand karte hai. Uske samne to humari seeru bhi apna shaitani dimag chalane se katrati hai.”

Nisha bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar, maine bhi unki haan me haan milate huye kaha.

Mai bola “haan bhabhi, aapki ye baat bilkul sahi hai. Vaani didi ke samne kisi ki ek nahi chalti hai. Wo puri hitler hai. Mehul aur ami nmi to unki peeth pichhe unhe hitler didi kah kar hi bulate hai.”

Meri baat sunkar, nisha bhabhi khilkhilakar hasne lagi. Lekin meri is baat ko sunkar, keerti mujhe apni aankhne badi karke dekhne lagi. Shayad use mera vaani didi ki burayi karna pasand nahi aa raha tha.

Lekin mujhe nisha bhabhi se vaani didi ke baare me baten karke bahut acha lag raha tha. Isliye mai keerti ke is tarah aankhne badi karke dekhne ki koi parvah nahi kar raha tha aur apni baton me mast tha.

Udhar shayad nisha bhabhi ko bhi meri in baton me maja aa raha tha. Isliye un ne meri is baat ko aage badate huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “acha to, mehul aur ami nimi vaani ko hitler didi kahte hai. Lekin tum aur keerti vaani ko kya kahte ho.”

Mai bola “bhabhi, keerti ka to aap is baare me naam hi mat lo. Keerti vaani didi ki sabse jyada ladli hai aur vaani didi keerti ki sabse pyari didi hai. Keerti se to vaani didi ki koi bhi burayi sahan hi nahi hoti hai.”

“Abhi bhi wo mere pas hi baithi huyi hai aur mujhe vaani didi ki burayi karte dekh kar, mujhe kha jaane wali najro se ghoor rahi hai. Uska bas chale to, is baat ke liye mujhe kachcha hi kha jaye.”

Meri baat sunkar keerti ne mujhe aankh dikhate huye, apni gardan par hath rakh kar gardan kat jaane ka ishara kiya. Lekin mai samajh nahi paya ki, wo ye ishara kyo kar rahi hai.

Mujhe laga ki, wo mujhe dhamki de rahi hai. Isliye uski is harkat par mai muskura kar rah gaya. Wahi nisha bhabhi ne bhi meri is baat sunne ke bad hanste huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “tab to tum keerti se bach kar hi rahna. Kahin aisa na ho ki, wo ye sab baten vaani ko bata de aur fir tumhari shamat aa jaye.”

Nisha bhabhi ki is baat par maine muskurate huye kaha.

Mai bola “nahi bhabhi, mujhe keerti se is baat ki jara bhi ummid nahi hai. Wo to ulta mujhe vaani didi ke gusse se bacha leti hai. Yadi keerti na hoti to, pata nahi vaani didi abhi tak kitni baar mere kaan ke niche baja chuki hoti.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, keerti ne apna sar peette huye apne hath se pahle meri taraf aur fir khud ki taraf ishara kiya. Mujhe uske is ishare ka thoda bahut matlab samajh me aa gaya tha.

Wo shayad mujhse ishare me kah rahi thi ki, tum khud bhi dubo aur apne sath mujhe bhi duba do. Uske is ishare ka matlab samajh me aate hi, mere chehre par muskurahat aa gayi.

Wahi nisha bhabhi bhi meri is baat ko sunne ke bad hanse bina na rah saki. Lekin un ne fir se apni pahle ki hi baat ko kuredte huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “tumne ami nimi aur mehul ki pol to khol di ki, wo vaani ki peeth pichhe use kya kahte hai. Lekin jab is baare me khud ki baat batane ki baari aayi to, ab tum keerti ki aad lekar bachna chahte ho.”

Mai bola “nahi bhabhi, aisi koi baat nahi hai. Bhale hi vaani didi kitna bhi mere kaan ke niche baja le aur mai unse kitna bhi pareshan kyo na ho jau. Lekin mai kabhi vaani didi ke liye kabhi kisi galat shabd ka istemal nahi karta hu.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, nisha bhabhi ne meri is baat ko kaatte huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “mere se jyada jhuth bolne ki koshish mat karo. Vaani ne us din hum sabke samne tumhari pol khol kar rakh di thi ki, tum kaise abhi aur vaani ki baat ko lekar keerti se dil khol kar burayi karne me lage huye the.”

Nisha bhabhi ki is baat ko sunkar, mujhe mumbai me vaani didi ki abhi jiju aur unki baat par hansi udane wali baat yaad aa gayi aur maine is baat par apni safayi dete huye kaha.

Mai bola “bhabhi, us din bhi mai vaani didi ki tarif hi kar raha tha. Mai to keerti se bas ye bol raha tha ki, vaani didi ka sab par kitna jyada khauf hai. Yadi wo shikha didi jaisi shant hoti to, kitna acha rahta.”

Meri is baat ko sunkar, nisha bhabhi ne bhi thoda sanjida hote huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “haan tumhari ye baat to sahi hai. Lekin tum is baat se bhi inkar nahi kar sakte ho ki, vaani tum sabko bahut pyar karti hai.”

Mai bola “bhabhi, isme inkar karne wali koi baat hi nahi hai. Is baat me koi shaq nahi hai ki, vaani didi hum sab se bahut pyar karti hai. Lekin ye baat bhi sach hai ki, wo apne aage kisi ki bhi nahi sunti hai.”

“Jo kuch bhi unke dil me aata hai, bas karti chali jati hai. Kabhi kisi se kisi baat ke liye puchhne ki jarurat hi nahi samajhti hai. Mujhe unki isi baat par bahut jyada chid chhutti hai.”

“Aapne to khud dekha hai ki, un ne apni kitni achi naukri ko laat maar di hai. Mujhe to laga tha ki, unki is baat ka sirf mujhe hi bura laga hai. Lekin aaj ami ki baton se pata chala ki, use bhi vaani didi ki ye baat achi nahi lagi hai.”

“Lekin vaani didi ko humari in sab baton se koi farak nahi padta hai. Wo to aisa jatati hai, jaise kuch hua hi na ho. Ye to acha hai ki, wo mujhse badi hai. Yadi wo mujhse chhoti hoti to, mai unhe is baat ka acha sabak sikhata.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, nisha bhabhi to khilkhila kar hasne lagi. Lekin keerti jo abhi tak mujhe ishara karke mujhse kuch kahne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Usne gusse me pahli baar apna muh kholte huye kaha.

Keerti boli “aaj tum bahut buri tarah se pitoge.”

Keerti ka is tarah se mujh par gussa karne ka matlab mujhe samajh me nahi aaya. Lekin jab maine use mujh par gussa karne ke bad darwaje ki taraf dekhte dekha to, mere dil me vaani didi ka khayal aaya.

Mujhe laga ki, kahi vaani didi to mere pichhe nahi khadi hai. Ye baat dimag me aate hi, mera dil dhakk se ho gaya aur maine apni is baat ki tasalli karne ke liye fauran apne pichhe palat kar dekha.

Lekin pichhe palat kar dekhte hi, mere hosh udh gaye. Vaani didi sham ko jaise darwaje se tik kar ami ki baat sun rahi thi. Bilkul waise hi abhi bhi darwaje se tik kar khadi meri ye baten sunne me lagi huyi thi.

Vaani didi ko apne samne dekhte hi, meri bolti band ho gayi. Ab mujhe keerti ke itni der se ishare karne ka matlab bhi samajh me aa raha tha. Magar maine keerti ke in isharon ko samajhne me bahut der kar di thi.