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Meri ye baat sunkar, nisha bhabhi to khilkhila kar hasne lagi. Lekin keerti jo abhi tak mujhe ishara karke mujhse kuch kahne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Usne gusse me pahli baar apna muh kholte huye kaha.

Keerti boli “aaj tum bahut buri tarah se pitoge.”

Keerti ka is tarah se mujh par gussa karne ka matlab mujhe samajh me nahi aaya. Lekin jab maine use mujh par gussa karne ke bad darwaje ki taraf dekhte dekha to, mere dil me vaani didi ka khayal aaya.

Mujhe laga ki, kahi vaani didi to mere pichhe nahi khadi hai. Ye baat dimag me aate hi, mera dil dhakk se ho gaya aur maine apni is baat ki tasalli karne ke liye fauran apne pichhe palat kar dekha.

Lekin pichhe palat kar dekhte hi, mere hosh udh gaye. Vaani didi sham ko jaise darwaje se tik kar ami ki baat sun rahi thi. Bilkul waise hi abhi bhi darwaje se tik kar khadi meri ye baten sunne me lagi huyi thi.

Vaani didi ko apne samne dekhte hi, meri bolti band ho gayi. Ab mujhe keerti ke itni der se ishare karne ka matlab bhi samajh me aa raha tha. Magar maine keerti ke in isharon ko samajhne me bahut der kar di thi.

Is baat ko sabhi achi tarah se jante the ki, vaani didi ko hansi majak bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai aur yadi koi chhota kisi bade ka majak udaye to, ye baat unhe jara bhi sahan nahi hoti thi.

Shayad vaani didi ke mere pichhe khade hone ki vajah se hi keerti mujhe isharon me aisa karne se rokne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Lekin mai bevkuf uske in isharon ko uski shararat samajhne ki bhool kar baitha tha.

Ab mujhe apni is bhool ka inam bhi milta hua najar aa raha tha. Vaani didi darwaje se tiki mujhe hi gusse me ghoor rahi thi. Unhe gusse me dekh kar meri to halat hi kharab ho gayi.

Vaani didi jab se yaha aayi thi. Tab se mai kisi na kisi ki vajah se unse maar khane se bachta aa raha tha. Lekin ab mujhe lag raha tha ki, aaj mujhe vaani didi se pitne se koi nahi bacha sakta hai.

Magar marta, kya na karta. Maine vaani didi ke gusse se bachne ki garaj se hasrat bhari najar se keerti ki taraf dekha ki, shayad wo hi apni kasam dekar vaani didi ko yaha se chalta kar de.

Meri ye koshish rang layi. Keerti meri halat aur vaani didi ke gusse ko samajh gayi thi. Usne fauran hi mauke ki najakat ko dekhte huye, vaani didi ka dhyan meri taraf se hatane ki garaj se kaha.

Keerti boli “didi, wo aapko….”

Lekin vaani didi ne keerti ko apni ye baat bhi puri nahi karne di aur use aade hathon lete huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “tu chup karke baith, tujhse to mai bad me niptugi. Pahle mai jara is se kuch baat kar lu.”

Ye kahte huye vaani didi meri taraf badi chali aayi. Mai samajh gaya ki ab kya hone wala hai. Maine bhi vaani didi se maar khane ke liye apni peeth pakki kar li aur vaani didi ke agle sawal ka intejar karne laga.

Ye humari vaani didi ki bahut achi aadat thi. Wo dusro ki piatyi karte samay pahle unhe peetti thi, uske bad hi unse koi sawal karti thi. Lekin vaani didi hum logon ko bahut jyada pyar karti thi.

Isliye wo humse pahle sawal karti thi aur fir apne sawal ka jabab milne par hume dil khol kar apne hathon se inam diya karti thi. Aisa hi kuch abhi bhi mere sath hone wala tha.

Keerti to mujhe bachane me puri tarah se nakamayab rahi. Aise me mujhe mehul ki bahut jyada yaad satane lagi. Yadi mehul hota to, is samay mujhe hone wale aadhe dard ko usne bhi baant liya hota.

Mai abhi apne upar bitne wale pal ke baare me sochne me laga hua tha ki, tabhi vaani didi ne bilkul mere samne aate huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “kya bol raha tha tu. Tu yadi bada hota to, mujhe kya sabak sikhata.”

Ab mai vaani didi ki is baat ka jabab kaise deta. Mai yadi unse kahta ki, ye baat mai sirf majak me kah raha tha. Tab bhi vaani didi ko mujhe unka majak udane ke upar se peetna hi tha.

Isliye maine is baat me khamosh rahna hi thik samjha. Mujhe apne sawal ka koi jabab dete na dekh kar vaani didi ne fir se apne sawal ko dohrate huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “mai puchh rahi hu ki, tu mujhse bada hota to, mujhe kya sabak sikhata. Ab jabab kyo nahi de raha hai.”

Vaani didi ki ye baat sunkar, mere dil me aaya ki, mai unse kah du ki, mera bap to aapse kitna bada hai. Usne bada hokar aaj tak aisa kaun sa teer maar diya hai, jo mai aapko sabak dikhane ki koi baat bhi soch saku.

Lekin ye sirf sochne ki baat thi. Hakikat me to mai sirf vaani didi ka gussa shant hone ka intejar kar raha tha. Lekin mujhe apni baat ka koi jabab dete na dekh kar, vaani didi ne gusse me kheech kar mere gaal par do teen thappad jama diye.

Kahne ko to sirf ye thappad the. Lekin ye thappad itne jordar the ki, in do teen thappad me hi, mera saara badan tharra gaya tha aur mere kaan me laga hua bluetooth headphone keerti ke pas jakar gira tha.

Bluetooth headphone ko dekhte hi, keerti ko vaani didi ka gussa shant karne ka tarika samajh me aa gaya aur usne fauran hi headphone ko utha kar vaani didi ki taraf badate huye kaha.

Keerti boli “didi, aap iski khabar bad me le lena. Abhi phone par nisha bhabhi hai aur ye unse hi baat kar raha tha. Kam se kam ise unko bye kah kar phone to rakh lene dijiye.”

Lekin keerti ki vaani didi ka meri taraf dhyan hatane ki ye koshish bhi bekar hi gayi. Vaani didi ke tevar jara bhi nahi badle the. Un ne keerti ki baat sunne ke bad us se kaha.

Vaani didi boli “nisha se abhi thodi der wait karne ka bolo. Iski khabar lene ke bad mai khud us se sorry bol dugi.”

Vaani didi ki baat sunne ke bad keerti ne bhi majburi me nisha bhabhi ke samne vaani didi ki kahi baat ko dohra diya. Idhar vaani didi ne fir se mere samne apne usi sawal ko dohra diya.

Lekin aaj mai bhi vaani didi ke samne paidaishi goonga ban kar baitha tha. Kyoki mai vaani didi ki aadat ko bahut ache se janta tha. Yadi mai unke is sawal ka jabab de bhi deta, tab bhi unke sawal khatam nahi hona the.

Unko jabab dete dete mere saare jabab khatam ho jana the. Magar unke sawalon ka koi ant nahi hona tha. Wo mere uncle ke sath mumbai jaane se lekar salim ke sath jhagda karne tak ki baat par sawal karna suru kar sakti thi.

Yadi ye baten ek baar fir se khul jati to, in baton ki saza abhi hone wali pitayi se bhi kahi jyada bhayanak honi thi. Kyoki vaani didi in baton ko lekar pahle se hi mujhse khaar khayi huyi thi.

Isliye is samay mujhe vaani didi ke samne apni juban nahi kholne me hi apni bhalayi najar aa rahi thi. Lekin mere koi jabab na dene se vaani didi ka gussa bhi bad raha tha.

Un ne jab dekha ki, mai unke kisi sawal ka koi jabab nahi de raha hu to, un ne gusse me aakar mere baal pakde aur meri peeth par dhamadham mukko ki barsat karna suru kar diya.

Idhar jis samay vaani didi meri peeth par dhamadham mukko ki barsat karne me lagi thi. Thik usi samay sidiyon par se ami nimi aur neha upar chadti huyi chali aa rahi thi.

Vaani didi ko mujhe peette dekh kar neha aur nimi ke kadam to wahi thithak kar rah gaye the. Lekin ami daud laga kar bhagti huyi humare pas aa gayi. Usne fauran vaani didi ko rokte huye kaha.

Ami boli “didi, aap ye kya kar rahi hai. Niche….”

Abhi ami apni baat puri bhi nahi kah payi thi ki, vaani didi ne pichhe palat kar ami ke gaal par ek tamacha jad diya. Ami ki baki ki baat uske muh me hi atak kar rah gayi.

Nimi aur neha bhi sidiyon par se ye najara dekh rahi thi. Nimi ne jaise hi ami ke gaal par tamacha padte dekha, usne apne hath me thami huyi chij neha ko pakdayi aur bijli ki teji se sidiyan chadti huyi apne kamre me bhag gayi.

Lekin neha nimi ki tarah tej nahi thi. Use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, ab wo kya kare aur kaha jaye. Kuch pal wo sidiyon par hi khadi sochti rahi. Lekin fir achanak hi usne bhi wapas niche ki daud laga di.

Udhar nimi aur neha pal bhar me hi sidiyon se gayab ho chuki thi aur idhar ami vaani didi ka thappad khane ke bad apne gaal par hath rakhe unke samne khadi huyi thi. Vaani didi ne apna gussa ami par nikalte huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “bitte bhar ki ladki, mere bich me bolne ki teri himmat kaise huyi. Tum logon ne mujhe samajh kya rakha hai aur ye hitler didi kaun hai.”

Vaani didi ke muh se hitler didi sunte hi ami ko to saanp hi soongh gaya aur uski halat bhi bahut kuch meri jaisi hi ho gayi. Wo fati fati aankhon se vaani didi ko dekh rahi thi.

Lekin ab uske muh se bhi kuch nahi nikal raha tha. Mujhe bachane ke chakkar me wo khud hi vaani didi ke samne fas gayi thi. Vaani didi bahut hi jyada jiddi aur gusse wali thi.

Wo yadi ek baar kisi baat ke pichhe pad jaye to, fir aasani se us baat ka pichha nahi chhodti thi. Ami nimi ka vaani didi ke gusse se kam hi samna hua tha. Lekin vaani didi ka khauf wo log bhi khati thi.

Ami bhale hi, vaani didi ka acha mood hone par ek baar unke samne badtamizi karne ki galti kar chuki thi. Lekin is baat ko wo bhi achi tarah se janti thi ki vaani didi kisi ki badtamizi bardasht nahi karti hai.

Ye vaani didi ka ami ke liye pyar hi tha ki, wo ami ki us samay ki galti ko andekha kar gayi thi. Lekin is baar vaani didi ne ami par jara bhi taras nahi khaya tha aur bich me bolne ke upar se use tamacha jad diya tha.

Vaani didi ka thappad khane ke bad, ami ki aankhon se aansu bahne lage the. Lekin vaani didi ko us chhoti si bachchi ki is halat par jara bhi taras nahi aaya aur un ne uske samne apne sawal ko dohrate huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “meri baat ka jabab kyo nahi deti. Maine tujhse puchha hai na ki, ye hitler didi kaun hai.”

Vaani didi ki ye baat sunte hi, ami ne aur bhi jyada jor se rona suru kar diya. Lekin ami ka ye rona bhi uske kaam nahi aaya. Use rote dekh kar vaani didi ne use dhamkate huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “yadi tujhe nahi batana hai to, tu nimi ko bula kar la. Mai us se hi puchh leti hu ki, ye hitler didi kaun hai.”

Vaani didi ke muh se nimi ka naam sunte hi, mai samajh gaya tha ki, ab ami vaani didi ke samne sab kuch sach sach bak degi. Kyoki wo to khud nimi ki dhal thi. Wo bhala nimi ko vaani didi ke samne kaise fasa sakti thi.

Lekin is baat se abhi ami bhi anjan thi ki, vaani didi ne bhale hi uske upar hath utha diya ho. Magar wo kisi bhi halat me nimi ke upar hath nahi uthayegi. Wo nimi se bahut jyada laad karti hai.

Nimi ka naam vaani didi ne sirf ami ko darane ke liye liya tha. Ye baat ami ki samajh me nahi aayi thi. Isliye usne nimi ko bulane ki baat sunte hi, fauran apna muh kholte huye kaha.

Ami boli “sorry didi, wo hum sirf majak me kahte the.”

Vaani didi boli “maine tumse ye nahi puchha ki, tum ye kaise kahte the. Maine ye puchha ki, tum ye kise kahte ho.”

Vaani didi ki is baat ko sunkar, ami se kuch kahte nahi bana. Lekin jab vaani didi ne dobara us se yahi sawal kiya to, usne sirf itna kaha.

Ami boli “aapko….”

Ami ki baat sunkar, vaani didi ne kuch pal ami ko dekha aur fir us se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “tum logon se kisne kaha ki, mai hitler hu.”

Vaani didi ka ye sawal sunte hi keerti ne dhire se budbudaya.

Keerti boli “ek wicket aur gira.”

Mai keerti ki is baat ka matlab samajh gaya tha. Isliye ab mere kaan bhi ami ke jabab par lage huye the. Vaani didi ka ye sawal sunne ke bad, ami ne dhire se jabab dete huye kaha.

Ami boli “wo mehul bhaiya aapko hitler didi kahte hai.”

Ami ki baat sunne ke bad, vaani didi ne use dhamkate huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “tumhari juban aaj kal bahut kainchi ki tarah chalne lagi hai. Ab yadi tum mujhe dobara juban chalati najar aayi to, mai maar maar kar tumhari khaal kheech lugi. Ab jao apne kamre.”

Vaani didi ki ye baat sunte hi, ami ne fauran apne kamre ki taraf daud laga di. Usi samay chhoti maa bhi upar aa gayi thi. Wo vaani didi ko ami ke upar gussa karte dekh chuki thi. Isliye un ne ami ke jate hi vaani didi se kaha.

Chhoti maa boli “vaani tu yaha inke sath apna samay barbad kar rahi hai aur niche aniruddha tera intejar kar raha hai. Teri flight ka samay ho raha hai. Kya tujhe jana nahi hai.”

Chhoti maa ki baat sunkar, vaani didi ka gussa thoda shant hua aur un ne chhoti maa se kaha.

Vaani didi boli “bas mausi, mai ja hi rahi hu. Mai to bas niche aane hi wali thi. Lekin in logon ki harkat dekh kar yaha ruk gayi thi. Aap chaliye, mai apna bag lekar abhi niche aati hu.”

Vaani didi ki baat sunkar chhoti maa niche chali gayi. Vaani didi bhi apne kamre me jaane ko huyi. Lekin unne jaane ke pahle ek najar meri aur keerti ki taraf palat kar dekha.

Tabhi unki najar keerti ke hath me thame bluetooth headphone par padi aur un ne keerti ki taraf apna hath bada diya. Keerti unke is tarah se hath badane ka matlab samajh gayi thi.

Isliye usne vaani didi se bina koi sawal kiye headphone unko pakda diya. Vaani didi ne headphone kaan me lagane ke bad kaha.

Vaani didi boli “hello nisha, kya abhi tum phone par ho.”

Vaani didi ki ye baat sunte hi, nisha bhabhi ne fauran hi jabab dete huye kaha.

Nisha bhabhi boli “……………” (haan vaani, mai abhi phone par hi hu. Lekin tum un logon par itna jyada gussa kyo kar rahi ho. Punnu bas thoda sa majak hi to kar raha tha.)

Vaani didi boli “majak karna buri baat nahi hai. Lekin apne se bado ka majak udana bahut buri baat hai. Mai inhe isi baat ki saza de rahi thi. Tum jara ek min ruko, mujhe ek jaruri call karna hai.”

Ye kahte huye vaani didi ne apna mobile nikal kar call laga diya. Dusri taraf se call uthte hi, vaani didi ne kaha.

Vaani didi boli “hello niranjan, tum subah kitne baje jogging ke liye jate ho.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ji, subah 5 baje.)

Vaani didi boli “ok, tum punit aur mehul ko jante ho na.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ji janta hu.)

Vaani didi boli “kya tumne mehul ka ghar pata hai.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ji haan, maine mehul ka ghar dekha hai.)

Vaani didi boli “good, acha tum roj kitne kilometer jogging karte ho.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ji mai roj koi 20 se 30 min jogging karta hu. Mere hisab se 2 se 3 kilometer jogging to ho hi jati hogi.)

Vaani didi boli “good, ab tum mera ek kaam karo. Kal se punit aur mehul ko bhi apne sath subah 5 baje jogging ke liye le jao. In dono ko kam se kam 5 kilometer daudana hai.”

“Mai inhe 20 min me 5 kilometer daudte dekhna chahti hu. Mumbai se wapas aane ke bad mai khud bhi inhe daudte huye dekhugi. Tab tak tum inhe is daud ke liye taiyar karo.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (lekin madam, itne kam samay me 5 kilometer daudne ke liye taiyar hone me to inhe kam se kam ek mahine ka samay bhi lag sakta hai.)

Vaani didi boli “tum inke samay ki parwah mat karo. Inke pas daudne ke liye samay hi samay hai. Lekin tum kal se hi inhe daudana suru kar do. Mai punit ko is baare me bata dugi. Tum mehul ko call karke is baare me bada dena.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ok madam, mai kal se hi in dono ko daudana suru kar deta hu aur abhi mehul ko bhi call karke is baare me bata deta hu.)

Vaani didi boli “ok, ab mai call rakhti hu.”

Itna kah kar vaani didi ne niranjan ka call rakh diya. Lekin vaani didi ki hum logon ko 5 kilometer daudane ki baat sunkar, meri to halat hi kharab ho gayi thi. Ab pata nahi niranjan ki baat sunne ke bad mehul ka kya haal hone wala tha.

Waise to mehul subah 5:30 baje uth jata tha. Isliye use subah 5 baje uthne wali baat par meri tarah jyada pareshani nahi hona thi. Waise bhi mehul bahut utsahi tha aur har kaam bahut utsah ke sath karta tha.

Mehul ko aisi baton me bahut jyada maja aata tha. Lekin vaani didi ne hume roj 5 kilometer daudane wali baat kahi thi. Aise me mujhe mehul ke bhi is baat se khush hone ki ummid kam hi najar aa rahi thi.