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Vaani didi boli “tum inke samay ki parwah mat karo. Inke pas daudne ke liye samay hi samay hai. Lekin tum kal se hi inhe daudana suru kar do. Mai punit ko is baare me bata dugi. Tum mehul ko call karke is baare me bada dena.”

Niranjan bola “……………” (ok madam, mai kal se hi in dono ko daudana suru kar deta hu aur abhi mehul ko bhi call karke is baare me bata deta hu.)

Vaani didi boli “ok, ab mai call rakhti hu.”

Itna kah kar vaani didi ne niranjan ka call rakh diya. Lekin vaani didi ki hum logon ko 5 kilometer daudane ki baat sunkar, meri to halat hi kharab ho gayi thi. Ab pata nahi niranjan ki baat sunne ke bad mehul ka kya haal hone wala tha.

Waise to mehul subah 5:30 baje uth jata tha. Isliye use subah 5 baje uthne wali baat par meri tarah jyada pareshani nahi hona thi. Waise bhi mehul bahut utsahi tha aur har kaam bahut utsah ke sath karta tha.

Mehul ko aisi baton me bahut jyada maja aata tha. Lekin vaani didi ne hume roj 5 kilometer daudane wali baat kahi thi. Aise me mujhe mehul ke bhi is baat se khush hone ki ummid kam hi najar aa rahi thi.

Mehul ko to abhi ye pata hi nahi tha ki, yaha par kitna kuch ho chuka hai. Lekin meri vajah se apni pol vaani didi ke samne khulne wali baat par uska mere upar bhadakna tay hi tha. Wo kisi ajube se kam nahi tha.

Waise mere ghar me bhi ajubon ki koi kami nahi thi. Mere ghar ka sabse pahla ajuba to mera bap hi tha. Jiski aadat ke baare me sabhi jante hai. Isliye uske baare me mai kuch batane ki jarurat nahi samajhta hu.

Lekin is mamle me meri param pujya mata ji chhoti maa bhi kuch kam nahi thi. Unke pyar aur gusse ki tulna to kisi ke sath bhi nahi ki ja sakti thi. Lekin unke sath bhi ek ajib hi baat judi huyi thi.

Unki sabse ajib baat ye thi ki, unhe nayi car ka bahut shauk tha aur wo har do char mahine me apni car badalti rahti thi. Yadi unki yahi ek aadat rahti to, ise ajib nahi kaha ja sakta tha.

Magar unki is se bhi ajib aadat ye thi ki, wo aksar hi apni car par akeli hi long drive ke liye nikal jaya karti thi. Unhe long drive par apne sath kisi ko bhi le jana pasand nahi tha.

Yaha tak ki, wo mujhe ami nimi aur keerti ko bhi apne sath long drive par le jana pasand nahi karti thi. Yadi dhokhe se hum me se koi unke sath chalne ki baat kah deta to, wo us par bhadak uthti thi.

Suru suru me to hume unki ye aadat bahut buri lagti thi. Lekin bad me humne unki is aadat ke sath samjhauta kar liya aur unhe long drive par jate samay tokna band kar diya.

Lekin vaani didi is mamle me bahut lucky thi. Wo yadi kabhi chhoti maa ke sath long drive par jaane ki baat kahti thi to, chhoti maa unhe kabhi apne sath le jaane se mana nahi karti thi.

Iski vajah shayad ye thi ki, vaani didi ko bhi nayi car ka bahut jyada shauk tha. Wo jab kabhi bhi humare ghar aati thi, sabse pahle chhoti maa ki car par hi apna kabja jamati thi.

Ek tarah se unke humare ghar me rahne tak chhoti maa ki car unki car hi ban jati thi. Lekin vaani didi ki is harkat ko ajib nahi kaha ja sakta tha. Kyoki ek tarah se ye unka haq tha.

Unki is harkat ka kabhi chhoti maa ya hum me se kisi ne bhi virodh nahi kiya tha. Ami nimi bhi is baat ko achi tarah se samajhti thi aur wo bhi vaani didi ki is baat ki kabhi koi burayi nahi karti thi.

Vaani didi aur keerti ke mamle me ami nimi ka dil bahut saaf tha. Wo vaani didi aur keerti ke humare ghar me na rahne par bhi jis kamre me wo aakar thahra karti thi, us kamre ko unka kamra kah kar hi pukara karti thi.

Ami nimi sirf mere mamle me hi vaani didi aur keerti ke kilaf apne virodhi tevar dikhaya karti thi. Aise hi kuch tevar abhi ami priya ko lekar bhi dikhane me lagi huyi thi.

Khair ami ki baat hum bad me karege. Pahle hum vaani didi ki baat kar lete hai. Vaani didi ajib harkaten karne me sabse aage thi. Unka gussa ek baar suru hota tha to, fir itni aasani se khatam hone ka naam nahi leta tha.

Waise to unhe chhoto ka kisi se badtamizi karna jara bhi pasand nahi tha. Lekin wo khud kisi se bhi badtamizi karne me koi kasar baki nahi chhodti thi. Unke liye us samay bade chhote sabhi ek barabar ho jate the.

Hum sab unki peeth pichhe unki is baat ki burayi karte huye najar aate the. Lekin unke samne unki is baat ki burayi karne ki himmat humare ghar ke bado me bhi nahi thi.

Ek tarah se mehul ne unhe hitler didi naam bilkul bhi galat nahi diya tha. Wo puri tanashah hi thi aur har kisi ko apni ungliyon par nachane ki unki aadat thi. Unke samne kisi ki ek nahi chalti thi.

Unke isi dar ki vajah se humne unse uncle ko ilaj ke liye mumbai le jaane ki baat ko bhi chhupa kar rakha tha. Warna unne puna me baithe baithe bhi hum logon par mumbai me lagam lagane me koi kasar nahi chhodi hoti.

Hum log mumbai me chain se rahna chahte the. Isliye humne ye baat vaani didi se chhupa li thi. Lekin tab hum log bhi ye nahi jante the ki, kuch din bad vaani didi khud humare yaha aane wali hai.

Warna humne unse ye baat chhupane ki galti kabhi nahi ki hoti aur khud hi kisi ache bachche ki tarah unhe saari baat bata di hoti. Khair vaani didi ki aisi hajaron buraiyan hai, jine ek sath nahi bataya ja sakta hai.

Isliye ab mai apne ghar ke agle ajube ke baare me baat karta hu. Mere ghar ki agli ajuba meri pyari ammo thi. Wo jitni jyada chhoti thi, utni hi jyada shant aur komal bhi thi.

Use badi se badi baton par bhi kabhi gussa nahi aata tha. Lekin yadi wo kabhi kisi se kisi baat par gussa ho jati thi to, use manana hi namumkin sa ho jata tha. Kyoki wo bhale hi abhi chhoti thi. Lekin dimag ki bahut tej thi.

Uske samne to chacha chaudhri ka dimag bhi pani bharne ke liye chala jata tha. Wo samne wale ke aage itne jyada tark rakh deti thi ki, samne wale ke liye uski baat ko kaatna hi muhshkil ho jata tha.

Wo kabhi kisi se bina soche samjhe naraj nahi hoti thi. Yadi koi kisi se soch samajh kar naraj ho to, use manana fir itna aasan nahi hota hai. Bas aisa hi kuch ami ke sath bhi tha.

Wo apni narajgi ke aage tarkon ki itni majboot diwar khadi kar deti thi ki, jise tod pana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hoti thi. Aisa hi kuch aaj usne vaani didi ki naukri chhodne wali baat ko lekar unke sath bhi kiya tha.

Ye alag baat thi ki, vaani didi ne apni li huyi kasam ki aad lekar apni naukri mere aur priya ki vajah se jaane ki baat ko puri tarah se nakar diya tha. Lekin is sachai ko khud vaani didi bhi janti thi ki, ami jhuthi nahi hai.

Yahi vajah thi ki, vaani didi khud bhi ami ke samne is baat ko lekar apni safayi pesh karti najar aayi thi. Us samay to ami ne bina koi sawal jabab kiye vaani didi ki baat maan li thi.

Lekin uske chehre ke haav bhav bata rahe the ki, wo vaani didi ki pesh ki gayi safayi se bilkul bhi sahmat nahi hai aur usne sirf vaani didi ki baat rakhne ke liye hi unki kahi baat ko sach maan liya hai.

Ami ki yahi buri aadat mujhe us se priya ke mamle me darne ko majbur kar rahi thi. Kyoki wo yadi priya ko pasand nahi kar rahi hai to, usne priya ko pasand na karne ki ek nahi, kayi vajah talash karke rakhi hogi.

Isliye vaani didi ke mana kar dene ke bad bhi, maine ami se is baare me baat karne ka faisla kar liya tha. Mai us se baat karke uske man me priya ko lekar jo galatfahmi thi, use khatam kar dena chahta tha.

Mujhe puri ummid thi ki, ami meri baat ko jarur samjhegi. Khair ami me is ek burayi ke siwa koi bhi burayi nahi thi. Isliye ab iske bad mai apne ghar ke agle ajube ki taraf chalta hu.

Mere ghar ki agli ajuba meri pyari nimmo thi. Jo chanchal thi, shararati thi, natkhat thi aur baki ladle bachchon ki tarah jiddi bhi bahut thi. Lekin ye sab to uski khubiyan thi.

Uski sabse buri aadat ye thi ki, wo duniya ki sabse badi jhuthi thi. Maine uske jaisa jhutha koi dusra nahi dekha tha. Wo bina kisi dar ke bilkul safed jhuth bola karti thi.

Ami ko to apna dimag chalane ke liye thoda bahut sochna bhi padta tha. Lekin nimi ko jhuth bolne ke liye bilkul bhi nahi sochna padta tha. Wo bina kuch soche samjhe jhuth bol jati thi.

Nimi itni badi jhuthi thi ki, wo aapke samne hi apne muh me rasgulla rakh kar aap se kah sakti thi ki, maine rasgulla khaya hi nahi hai. Lekin is jhuth ko nimi ka safed jhuth kahna, nimi ke jhuth bolne ke hunar ki tauhin karna hi tha.

Kyoki nimi is se bhi bade bade jhuth bola karti thi. Waise to mere aur ami ke chacha, chachi, bua, fufa, mama, mami koi bhi nahi hai. Lekin nimi ke ye sab hai aur uske liye gift bhi late rahte hai.

Ye hi nahi, bhale hi abhi mere aur ami ke nana, nani jinda na ho, lekin nimi ke to nana nani bhi abhi jinda hai. Aapko ye baat sunkar kuch ajib lagi na. Lekin nimi ke jhuth bolne ke hunar ka sach yahi hai.

Mujhe bhi nimi ka ye jhuth sunkar ek jhatka sa laga tha aur mai khud ko nimi ke is jhuth me fasne se bachane ke liye fauran hi waha se bhag nikla tha. Aapke liye shayad is baat par yakin karna thoda mushkil ho.

Lekin fir bhi sach wahi hai, jo mai aapko bata raha hu. Mere samne bhi nimi ke is jhuth ki pol tab khuli, jab ami nimi ki school ki saheli sakshi aur phalakshi unse milne ke liye humare ghar aayi.

Itefak se us din mai ami ki jid ki vajah se uske aur nimi ke sath unke kamre me khel raha tha. Usi samay ami nimi ki saheli sakshi aur phalakshi bhi ami nimi se milne aa gayi. Ami nimi apni saheliyon se mera parichay karwane lagi.

Sakshi aur phalakshi bhi ami nimi ki tarah hi bahne thi aur dono ami nimi ki school me hi padti thi. Sakshi ami ki saheli thi aur usi ki class me thi. Jabki sakshi ki chhoti bahan phalakshi nimi ki saheli thi aur nimi ki class me thi.

Is tarah ami ke school me ami nimi aur sakshi, phalakshi ek sath ek group bana kar raha karti thi. Ami nimi to bahut baar unke ghar ja chuki thi. Lekin wo log pahli baar humare ghar aayi thi.

Sakshi mujhse mil kar bahut khush huyi aur mere ami nimi ke sath khelne ki baat ki bhi tarif karne lagi. Usne bataya ki, ami nimi bhi hamesha us se meri tarif karti rahti hai.

Sakshi ki ye baat sunkar, mai muskura kar rah gaya aur fir un logon se do char baten karne ke bad mai ami nimi ko jata kar waha se aane laga. Lekin tabhi nimi ki saheli phalakshi ne nimi se kaha.

Phalakshi boli “nimi, tu apne mama ki di huyi bilayti doll ki bahut tarif karti hai na. Mujhe bhi apni wo doll dikha na.”

Phalakshi ki is baat ne mere bahar ki taraf badte huye kadmo ko rok diya aur mai wahi khade hokar phalakshi ki baat sunne laga. Nimi ki apni doll ki tarif karne wali baat mere liye koi nayi nahi thi.

Kyoki nimi ko doll bahut pasand thi aur wo sabhi se apni har doll ki tarif kiya karti thi. Lekin phalakshi ki mama ki doll wali baat sunkar mujhe jarur kuch ajib laga tha aur mai isi ka raz janne ke liye waha ruk gaya.

Phalakshi ki is baat ko sunkar, sakshi bhi nimi se uski doll dekhne ki jid karne lagi. Phalakhsi aur sakshi ki ye baat sunkar, nimi to bahut khush huyi. Lekin ami kha jaane wali najron se nimi ko dekhne lagi.

Ami ko gusse me dekh kar, nimi ki ami se kuch bhi kahne ki himmat nahi huyi. Lekin usne sakshi ko uski baat ka jabab dete huye kaha.

Nimi boli “haan didi, mai aapko phallo ko apni doll jarur dikhaugi. Ye hi nahi, mai aap logon ko apne baki ke bhi saare gift dikhaugi.”

Ye kahte huye nimi sakshi ka hath pakad kar use apni almari ke pas le gayi. Unke sath sath phalakshi bhi unke pichhe pichhe chali gayi. Unke humare pas se jaane ke bad, maine dhire se ami se puchha.

Mai bola “ye humare mama kaha se aa gaye.”

Meri baat sunkar, ami ne gusse me bhanbhanate huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, is jhuthi ne school me apni saheliyon se jhuth bolne ke sath sath meri saheliyon se bhi bahut jhuth bole hai. Aap thodi der humare pas rukiye. Abhi iske aur bhi jhuth ki pol aapke samne khul jayegi.”

Ami ki baat sunkar, mai wahi ruk gaya. Thodi der me nimi apni almari se dher saare gift nikal kar bed par aakar baith gayi. Uske sath hi sakshi aur phalakshi bhi baith gayi.

Ami bhi bhanbhanayi si unke pas hi baith gayi. Wo charo bed par baithi huyi thi aur meri taraf unki peeth thi. Mai unki baton me dhyan lagaye huye tha. Nimi ne sabse pahle ek doll sakshi ko dikhate huye kaha.

Nimi boli “didi, ye hai meri bilayti doll. Ye mere mama Singapore se laye the.”

Nimi ka itna bada jhuth sunkar, mai fati fati aankhon se nimi ko dekhne laga. Nimi ki wo doll sach me bahut sundar thi. Wo doll lakdi ki bani huyi thi aur bilkul kisi chini ladki ki tarah dikhti thi.

Lekin wo doll nimi ke liye uske mama Singapore se laye the, ye baat bilkul safed jhuth thi. Is baat me sabse bada jhuth ye tha ki, humare to koi mama hi nahi the aur dusra jhuth ye tha ki, wo doll mehul nimi ke liye laya tha.

Yadi is baat me kisi tarah ki sachai thi to, sirf ye sachai thi ki, wo ek sundar si doll thi aur mehul ko wo bahut pasand aayi thi. Isliye wo apne mama ke gaon se use nimi ke liye laya tha.

Lekin nimi ne to mehul ke mama ko hi apna mama aur unke gaon ko Singapore bana daala tha. Mujhe lag raha tha ki, sakshi aur phalakshi nimi ke bilayti doll wale jhuth ko fauran hi pakad legi.

Magar aisa kuch bhi nahi hua. Sakshi aur phalakshi ne us doll ko dekha to, dekhti rah gayi aur dil khol kar nimi ki bilayti doll ki tarif karne lagi. Apni doll ki tariff sunkar nimi fuli nahi sama rahi thi.

Mai nimi ke is jhuth ko dekhne ke bad, abhi apni hairani se bahar bhi nahi nikal paya tha ki, tabhi nimi ne sakshi ko ek frock dikhate huye kaha.

Nimi boli “didi, ye hi wo frock hai, jo mere chacha chachi mere liye japan se laye the.”

Nimi ka ye jhuth sunkar to mai dang hi rah gaya. Kyoki mai uski is frock ki sachai bhi janta tha. Use ye frock richa aunty ne ye kah kar di thi ki, wo is frock me bilkul japani gudiya ki tarah dikhegi.

Lekin nimi ne to richa aunty ko apni chachi bana liya tha aur unki di huyi frock ko hi japani bata diya tha. Iske bad nimi sakshi aur phalakshi ko vaani didi ke diye gift dikhate huye kaha ki, wo uski bua ji America se layi thi.

Jo sarasar jhuth tha. Wo sab gift vaani didi puna se lekar aayi thi. Haan nimi ke un sab gift me ek digital watch jarur thi, jo abhi jiju ne America se bheji thi. Lekin abhi tak nimi ne wo watch sakshi phalakshi ko nahi dikhayi thi.

Abhi tak nimi ne sakshi aur phalakshi ko ek bhi videshi gift nahi dikhaya tha. Lekin usne apne dikhaye sabhi gift ko videshi gift batate huye, humare mama, mami, chacha, chachi, bua ke na hote huye bhi unko lakar khada kar diya tha.

Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, jab nimi ke asli videshi gift dikhane ki baari aayegi to, wo kis ko lakar khadi karegi. Abhi mai is baare me soch hi raha tha ki, tabhi nimi ne wo digital watch sakshi ko dikhate huye kaha.

Nimi boli “didi, ye hai meri wo watch, jo mere nana, nani ne mere liye London se bheji hai.”

Nimi ki ye baat sunte hi, mere kaano se dhuan nikal gaya. Mai nimi ke mama, mami, chacha, chachi aur bua wale jhuth ko to hajam kar gaya tha. Lekin nimi ka nana nani wala jhuth hajam kar pana mere bas ki baat nahi thi.

Nimi ke ye jhuth sunkar mujhe lagne laga tha ki, ab yadi ek pal bhi mai yaha ruka to, mujhe khud hi nimi ke jhuth ki pol kholna pad jayegi ya fir mujhe bhi sakshi phalakshi ke samne nimi ke is jhuth me shamil hona pad jayega.

Mujhe us samay waha se bhag lene me hi apni bhalayi najar aayi aur mai ek pal ki bhi der kiye bina dabe panv waha se bhag nikla. Nimi ne to jhuth bolne ki sabhi hade paar kar li thi.

Log to jhuth ki sirf nadiyan baha sakte the. Lekin nimi to jhuth ke samundar par samundar khali karne par tuli huyi thi. Jinme dubne se bach pana, hum me se kisi ke liye bhi mumkin nahi tha.