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Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, jab nimi ke asli videshi gift dikhane ki baari aayegi to, wo kis ko lakar khadi karegi. Abhi mai is baare me soch hi raha tha ki, tabhi nimi ne wo digital watch sakshi ko dikhate huye kaha.

Nimi boli “didi, ye hai meri wo watch, jo mere nana, nani ne mere liye London se bheji hai.”

Nimi ki ye baat sunte hi, mere kaano se dhuan nikal gaya. Mai nimi ke mama, mami, chacha, chachi aur bua wale jhuth ko to hajam kar gaya tha. Lekin nimi ka nana nani wala jhuth hajam kar pana mere bas ki baat nahi thi.

Nimi ke ye jhuth sunkar mujhe lagne laga tha ki, ab yadi ek pal bhi mai yaha ruka to, mujhe khud hi nimi ke jhuth ki pol kholna pad jayegi ya fir mujhe bhi sakshi phalakshi ke samne nimi ke is jhuth me shamil hona pad jayega.

Mujhe us samay waha se bhag lene me hi apni bhalayi najar aayi aur mai ek pal ki bhi der kiye bina dabe panv waha se bhag nikla. Nimi ne to jhuth bolne ki sabhi hade paar kar li thi.

Log to jhuth ki sirf nadiyan baha sakte the. Lekin nimi to jhuth ke samundar par samundar khali karne par tuli huyi thi. Jinme dubne se bach pana, hum me se kisi ke liye bhi mumkin nahi tha.

Yadi nimi ki baton me kisi sach ki kadi ko joda bhi jaye to, hum mehul ke mama, mami ko apne mama, mami maan sakte the. Rajesh uncle aur richa aunty ko bhi chacha, chichi maan sakte the.

Isi tarah keerti ki bua yane ki vaani didi ki mummy ko bhi apni bua maan sakte the. Lekin nimi ne to jhuth bolne ki sabhi hade paar karte huye, humare nana, nani ko bhi jinda karke London me khada kar diya tha.

Mai bahut der tak nimi ki is harkat ke baare me hi sochta raha. Sakshi aur phalakshi ke chale jaane ke bad ami nimi mere kamre me aa gayi. Mere kamre me aate hi, ami ne nimi ki shikayat karte huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, aaj aapne is jhuthi ki harkat dekhi na. Jis din iske jhuth ki pol unke samne khulegi, us din mai bhi un logon ke samne jhuthi ban jaugi.”

Ami ki baat sunkar maine nimi par gussa karte huye kaha.

Mai bola “chhoti, ye sab kya harkat thi. Ye tere mama, mami, chacha, chachi, bua aur nana, nani kaha se paida ho gaye. Tune un logon se itna jyada jhuth kyo bola.”

Is mamle me nimi bilkul keerti ki hi chhoti bahan thi. Keerti ki tarah wo bhi kabhi kisi baat me apni galti manti nahi thi. Usne fauran hi apni is galti ka saara iljam sakshi aur phalakshi ke upar hi dalte huye kaha.

Nimi boli “bhaiya, mai nahi, wo log jhuthi hai. Wo log mujhse sab jhuth jhuth kahti thi. Isliye maine bhi unse sab jhuth jhuth kah diya.”

Nimi ki is baat par ami ne bhadakte huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, wo log nahi, ye hi sabse badi jhuthi hai. Aap hi is se puchho ki un logon ne is se kya baat jhuth boli.”

Ami ki baat sunkar maine nimi ki taraf dekha to, usne apni baat rakhte huye kaha.

Nimi boli “bhaiya, is jhuth ki suruaat maine nahi, phallo ne ki thi. Wo hi baat baat par mujhse jhuth kahti thi ki, uski mausi uske liye America se bahut saare gift bhejti rahti hai.”

“Wo mujhe apne gift videshi hone ki baat kah kar jalati rahti thi. Isliye maine bhi us se jhuth kah diya tha ki, mere bhi sabhi rishtedar mere liye videsh se dher saare gift late hai.”

Nimi ki ye baat sunkar, ami ne phalakshi ki baat ki tarafdari karte huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, ye bekar me hi un logon ki baton ko jhuth manti hai. Jabki sakshi ki mummy ne khud hi unki bahan ke America me hone wali baat hum logon ko batayi thi.”

Mai nimi ki jhuth bolne ki aadat ko bhi ache se janta tha aur is se ami ko hone wali pareshani ko bhi samajh raha tha. Isliye maine nimi ki is harkat par gussa karte huye kaha.

Mai bola “chhoti, tune ye bahut galat kiya hai. Teri vajah se ammo ko bhi un logon ke samne jhutha padna pad raha hai. Tu fauran murga ban ja. Warna aaj ke bad mai aur ammo tujhse bilkul baat nahi karege.”

Meri ye baat sunkar, ami to khush ho gayi. Lekin nimi apni saza sunkar bura sa muh bana kar mujhe dekhne lagi. Maine bhi use ghaur se dekhte huye usko murga banne ka ishara kiya.

Jab nimi ko mere aur ami ke gusse se bachne ka koi rasta samajh me nahi aaya to, wo chupchap jakar murga ban gayi. Nimi ko murga bane dekh kar, ami ne apni pareshani mere samne rakhte huye kaha.

Ami boli “lekin bhaiya, iske murga bas ban jaane se kya hoga. Isne to humare kitne saare rishtedaron ko unke samne lakar khada kar diya hai. Yadi iska ye jhuth khul gaya to, mai unke samne jhuthi pad jaugi.”

Ami ki ye baat sunkar, maine muskurate huye kaha.

Mai bola “aisa kuch nahi hoga. Mai jaisa kah raha hu. Tu waisa hi, un logon se kah dena. Is se iske jhuth ki pol bhi nahi khulegi aur un logon ke samne saara sach bhi aa jayega.”

Meri is baat ko sunkar ami ne khush hote huye puchha.

Ami boli “wo kaise bhaiya.”

Mai bola “rajesh uncle aur richa aunty humare liye chacha, chachi ki tarah hi hai. Aise hi mehul ke mama bhi humare mama hi lage. Vaani didi ki mummy ko to hum bua ji bolte hi hai.”

“Isliye tu nimi ke jhuth par parda dalne ke liye inhi logon ko unke samne apna rishtedar bana kar pesh kar dena aur unko samjha bhi dena ki, ye sab bhale hi humare sage rishtedar nahi hai. Lekin humare liye ye us se bhi bad kar hai.”

Meri baat sunkar ami ko kuch tasalli huyi. Lekin fir usne apni agli pareshani jahir karte huye kaha.

Ami boli “lekin bhaiya, hum iske nana, nani wale jhuth ka kya karege. Waha par to mujhe jhutha padna hi padega. Yadi mai ise dam nahi deti to, isne abhi tak unse humare dada, dadi ke baare me bhi jhuth bol diya hota.”

Mai bola “haan, ye to sach me pareshani wali baat hai. Is chhoti ne sach me tujhe apne jhuth ke jaal me buri tarah se fasa diya hai. Hume is baat ko samne lane ke baare me bhi kuch sochna hoga.”

Mai aur ami abhi nimi ke is jhuth ka tod dudhne me lage huye the ki, tabhi nimi ne humari baat sunne ke bad, murga bane bane hi kaha.

Nimi boli “bhaiya, abhi jiju ke mummy papa to London jate rahte hai na. Hum unhi ko apne nana, nani bata sakte hai.”

Nimi ki ye baat kuch had tak sahi bhi thi. Lekin aisa karna sirf ek jhuth se bachne ke liye dusra jhuth bolna hi hota aur mai ami ko nimi ke is jhuth ke jaal se bahar nikalna chahta tha. Isliye maine nimi ko daant lagate huye kaha.

Mai bola “tu chup kar chhoti. Ye sab tere bole gaye jhuth ki vajah se hi ho raha hai. Khabardar ab yadi aaj ke bad tune un logon se fir koi naya jhuth bolne ki koshish ki to, mujhse bura koi nahi hoga.”

Meri baat sunkar, nimi khamosh ho gayi aur mai fir se ami ki is pareshani ka hal dudne laga. Mai kisi aise ke baare me sochne laga. Jo humara nana nani lagta ho. Tabhi mujhe juhi didi ki nani ki yaad aa gayi.

Juhi didi ki nani ko hum log bhi nani hi kahte the. Ye baat yaad aate hi, maine khush hote huye ami se kaha.

Mai bola “teri is pareshani ka hal bhi mujhe mil gaya. Hum juhi didi ki nani ko nani hi kahte hai. Tu bas yahi baat un logon ke samne bhi rakh dena ki, nimi ne jin nani ki baat ki thi, wo humari sagi nani nahi hai.”

“Aisa karne se nimi ke bole gaye har jhuth par parda bhi pad jayega aur tera in jhuth se hamesha ke liye pichha bhi chhut jayega. Lekin ab tu bhool se kabhi iske kisi jhuth me iska sath mat dena.”

“Ab yadi ye dabara kabhi tujhe un logon se koi naya jhuth bolti najar aaye to, tu khud hi iski saari pol unke samne khol kar rakh dena aur iske jhuth bolne ki baat mujhe bhi batana. Mai ise aur bhi sakht saza duga.”

“Warna jaise aaj mujhe iske jhuth ki vajah se un logon ke pas se muh chhupa kar bhagna pada tha. Waise hi tujhe bhi iske jhuth ki vajah se un logon se muh chhupana pad sakta hai.”

Ami ko meri ye baat sahi lagi aur usne meri haan me haan milate huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, mai to iske jhuth me pahle se hi sath nahi thi. Mujhe to iske is jhuth ka pata sakshi se chala tha. Mai bas iski pol khulne ke dar se unke samne chup rah gayi thi.”

“Lekin is jhuthi ke un jhuth ki vajah se mai bahut dino se pareshan thi. Aaj badi mushkil me mujhe iske un jhuth se bahar nikalne ka rasta mila hai. Ab yadi isne dobara unse koi jhuth bola to, mai sach me iski pol khol kar rakh dugi.”

Ami ko is tarah se gussa karte dekh kar, nimi ne murga banna chhod kar, apne kapde jhadte huye, humare pas aakar kaha.

Nimi boli “didi, aap fikar mat karo. Aaj ke bad mai kisi se koi jhuth nahi bolugi.”

Lekin nimi ki is baat par mere sath sath ami ko bhi viswas nahi hua. Ami ne fauran hi uski shikayat karte huye kaha.

Ami boli “bhaiya, ye dekhiye. Ye apni saza adhuri chhod kar humare pas aa gayi hai. Ise fir se murga banne ko khaiye.”

Lekin nimi ko jyada saza dene ka mera dil gavara nahi kar raha tha. Isliye maine ami ko samjhate huye kaha.

Mai bola “ab jaane de, iske liye abhi itni hi saza bahut hai. Lekin fir yadi isne aisi koi harkat ki to, hum ise bilkul nahi chhodege.”

Us din nimi ko jhuth bolne ki vajah se saza milne ka jo silsila suru hua tha. Wo abhi bhi ba-dastur waise hi jaari tha. Magar us ladki ki jhuth bolne ki aadat abhi bhi nahi gayi thi.

Khair nimi humare ghar ki nanhi pari hai aur uske kaarname itne majedar hai ki, unhe kitna bhi batate jao, man hi nahi bharega. Isliye mai apne ghar ke agle ajube yaane ki khud ki taraf rukh karta hu.

Lekin yaha mere akele ka jikar kiya jana thik nahi hoga. Priya meri judwa bahan hai. Isliye yaha mai hum dono ki hi ek aadat ka jikar karna chahta hu. Jo bahut ajib hai aur ek dusre ke bilkul viprit hai.

Ye aadat hasna aur rona hai. Jaha ek taraf priya bade se bade dard me bhi hamesha muskurati rahti hai. Wahi dusri taraf meri aankhon me chhoti se chhoti baat par bhi aansu aa jate hai.

Wo bade se bade dard ko bhi hanste huye sah jati hai aur mai chhote se chhota dard bhi sah nahi pata tha. Humari is aadat ko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki, jaise humne apni maa ki kokh me hi apne aansu aur muskan ka batwara kar liya tha.

Isliye priya ke chehre se kabhi bhi muskan nahi jati thi aur meri aankhon me kabhi bhi aansu aa jate the. Hum bhale hi judwa bhai bahan the. Lekin humari ye aadat ek dusre ke bilkul hi viprit aur bahut jyada ajib thi.

Humare bich me aisi aur bhi bahut si aadte thi, jo ek dusre se viprit thi. Lekin filhal maine humari sabse ajib aadat ka jikar kar diya hai. Ab humare ghar ke ajubon ka jikar ho aur keerti ka naam na aaye. Aisa ho hi nahi sakta.

Waise to keerti me sabhi achi aadten thi. Lekin uski sabse ajib aadat ye thi ki, wo bahut jyada jiddi thi. Jiddi to nimi aur vaani didi bhi bahut thi. Lekin keerti ke jid karne ka tarika in dono se bahut alag tha.

Keerti kisi baat ki jid jarur karti thi. Lekin wo apni jid ko pura karwane ke liye hath dhokar kisi ke pichhe nahi padti thi. Balki wo samne wale ko apni jid ko pura karne ke liye bharpur samay deti thi.

Magar badte samay ke sath uski jid ka dayra bhi badta jata tha. Maan lo ki usne coffee peene ki jid ki hai. Lekin yadi aap samay rahte uski is jid ko pura nahi kar rahe ho to, fir uski is jid ka dayra dhire dhire badne lagega.

Matlab ki samay badne ke sath uski coffee ki jid me sandwich, burger, pizza, noodles, masala dosa jaisi chijen bhi shamil hoti jayegi. Lekin iske bad bhi aapka coffee se pichha nahi chhutega.

Keerti ki jid puri huye bina na to kabhi khatam hoti hai aur na hi uska dayra badna rukta hai. Keerti ki isi aadat ki vajah se humare yaha sabhi samay rahte hi keerti ki jid ko pura diya karte the.

Mai vaani didi ko niranjan se humare baare me baat karte dekh kar apne ghar ke namuno ke baare me sochne me khoya hua tha ki, vaani didi ke niranjan ka call rakhte hi, keerti ne usne kaha.

Keerti boli “didi, aapne ami ke upar hath utha kar jara bhi acha nahi kiya hai.”

Keerti ki ye baat sunkar, vaani didi ne keerti ko gusse me ghoor kar dekha. Unka gussa abhi bhi shant nahi hua tha. Isliye un ne keerti ki is baat ko sunne ke bad, use hi aade hathon lete huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “kyo, kya tujhe ami se hamdardi ho rahi hai. Lekin mere samne inki kisi badtamizi par inki hiteshi banne ki jara bhi koshish mat karna. Warna jo haal abhi inka hua hai. Wo hi haal tera bhi hoga.”

Magar keerti bhi kam jiddi nahi thi. Vaani didi ke is tarah se dhamakane ka bhi uske upar koi asar nahi pada aur usne apni baat ko fir se dohrate huye kaha.

Keerti boli “didi aap kuch bhi kahiye. Lekin aapne ami par hath utha kar jara bhi acha nahi kiya hai. Wo abhi bachchi hi hai.”

Keerti ki ye baat sunkar vaani didi ki paara chad gaya aur unhe keerti par kuch jyada hi gussa aa gaya. Un ne keerti par bhadakte huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “ami bachchi hai na. Lekin tu to bachchi nahi hai. Mai tujhe to maar sakti hu.”

Ye kahte huye vaani didi ne chatakkk se apne ulte hath ka ek tamacha keerti ke gaal par bhi jama diya. Keerti awak si vaani didi ko dekhti rah gayi. Keerti ko thappad padte huye dekh kar mai bhi kuch kam hairan nahi tha.

Kyoki keerti chahe kitni bhi badi galti kyo na kar le. Lekin vaani didi kabhi us par hath nahi uthati thi. Ye hi aadat unki ami nimi ke liye bhi thi. Lekin aaj wo apni har aadat ko chhodne ke mood me najar aa rahi thi.

Vaani didi ke ami ke bad ab keerti ko bhi thappad jama dene wali baat ye batane ke liye kafi thi ki, vaani didi aaj apne aape me nahi hai aur unka ye gussa itni aasani se shant hone wala nahi hai.