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Magar keerti bhi kam jiddi nahi thi. Vaani didi ke is tarah se dhamakane ka bhi uske upar koi asar nahi pada aur usne apni baat ko fir se dohrate huye kaha.

Keerti boli “didi aap kuch bhi kahiye. Lekin aapne ami par hath utha kar jara bhi acha nahi kiya hai. Wo abhi bachchi hi hai.”

Keerti ki ye baat sunkar vaani didi ki paara chad gaya aur unhe keerti par kuch jyada hi gussa aa gaya. Un ne keerti par bhadakte huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “ami bachchi hai na. Lekin tu to bachchi nahi hai. Mai tujhe to maar sakti hu.”

Ye kahte huye vaani didi ne chatakkk se apne ulte hath ka ek tamacha keerti ke gaal par bhi jama diya. Keerti awak si vaani didi ko dekhti rah gayi. Keerti ko thappad padte huye dekh kar mai bhi kuch kam hairan nahi tha.

Kyoki keerti chahe kitni bhi badi galti kyo na kar le. Lekin vaani didi kabhi us par hath nahi uthati thi. Ye hi aadat unki ami nimi ke liye bhi thi. Lekin aaj wo apni har aadat ko chhodne ke mood me najar aa rahi thi.

Vaani didi ke ami ke bad ab keerti ko bhi thappad jama dene wali baat ye batane ke liye kafi thi ki, vaani didi aaj apne aape me nahi hai aur unka ye gussa itni aasani se shant hone wala nahi hai.

Vaani didi ke keerti ke gaal par thappad marte hi, keerti ki aankhon se aansu bahne lage. Thik usi samay neha bhi mere kamre ma aayi thi. Shayad wo vaani didi se hi kuch kahne aayi thi.

Lekin vaani didi ko keerti ko thappad marte dekh kar wo apna kaam hi bhool gayi. Idhar vaani didi ne keerti ko thappad marne ke bad neha ko darwaje par khade dekha to, us se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “haan bolo, kya tumhe mujhse ya inme se kisi se kuch kaam hai.”

Vaani didi ki baat sunkar, neha ne hadbadate huye kaha.

Neha boli “nahi didi, mujhe kisi se koi kaam nahi hai. Wo niche aniruddha sir baithe hai. Un ne puchha hai ki, yadi aapko abhi ghar se nikalne me jyada der lagna ho to, wo aapke liye kisi dusri flight ka intejam kar dete hai.”

Apni itni baat kah kar neha chup ho gayi aur vaani didi ke jabab dene ka intejar karne lagi. Lekin aaj shayad vaani didi kisi ko bhi bakhshne ke mood me nahi thi. Neha bhi vaani didi ke is mood se bachi na rah saki.

Vaani didi ne neha ki itni badi aur jaruri baat par jara bhi dhyan nahi diya. Un ne neha ki puri ki puri baat ko ansuna kar diya aur uski itni badi baat me se sirf ek shabd ko pakadte huye us se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “aniruddha tera sir kaise ho gaya. Kya tu uske sath job karti hai. Kya wo tera boss hai.”

Vaani didi ka ye sawal sunkar, ek pal ke liye to neha sakpaka kar rah gayi. Lekin fir usne khud ko sambhalte huye, vaani didi ki is baat ka jabab dete huye kaha.

Neha boli “didi, wo mujhse bade hai. Isliye unko samman dene ke liye maine unke naam ke sath sir lagaya tha.”

Lekin vaani didi to aaj jaise sabse khar khaye huye baithi thi. Wo bhala neha ke is jabab se kaise khush hoti. Un ne neha ke is jabab ko sire se kharij karte huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “tumhe use samman dena hi tha to, tum use bhaiya ya fir wo tumhe umar me jyada bada lagta hai to, tum use uncle bhi bol sakti thi. Lekin mere junior ko sir bol kar tum mere rutbe ki achi band baja rahi ho.”

Vaani didi ki ye baat sunkar, neha ki bolti band ho gayi aur wo bebas si vaani didi ko dekhne lagi. Wahi keerti vaani didi se thappad khane ke bad abhi tak apni aankhon me aansu bhare baithi thi.

Lekin usne jaise hi vaani didi ko neha ki khichai karte dekha to, usne apne aansu ponchhe aur vaani didi ko taana marte huye kaha.

Keerti boli “didi, us bechari ko kyo daant rahi ho. Wo humare ghar me mehman hai. Usne aapka kya bigada hai. Galti hum logon ki hai to, hum logon ko saza dijiye. Lekin neha ko apne gusse se bakhsh dijiye.”

Keerti ko is tarah vaani didi par iljam lagate dekh kar, mera man apna sar peetne ka karne laga. Mujhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, aaj ye ladki karna kya chahti hai. Isliye mai hairani se keerti ki taarf dekhne laga.

Aaj mere ghar me ye ulti ganga hi bah rahi thi. Pahle to vaani didi ne ami aur keerti ko tamacha jad diya tha. Ab uske bad keerti ami aur neha ko lekar vaani didi se bahas karne par utaru thi.

Jabki aamtaur par keerti kabhi aisa karti najar nahi aati thi. Wo vaani didi ki muh lagi jarur thi. Lekin wo na to kabhi vaani didi se bahas karti thi aur na hi kabhi kisi baat me vaani didi ki burayi karti thi.

Wo vaani didi ki tarif karte thakti nahi thi. Uski is aadat ki vajah se hum sab use vaani didi ki chamchi kah kar bulate the. Yaha tak ki kabhi kabhi chhoti maa aur anu mausi bhi keerti ko ye taana dene se nahi chukti thi.

Lekin keerti ko in sab baton se koi farak nahi padta tha. Wo humari in baton ko sunkar bhi ansuna kar deti thi. Wo vaani didi ki muh lagi hone ke sath saath meri tarah unki har aadat ko achi tarah se samajhti bhi thi.

Wo is baat ko bhi ache se janti thi ki, vaani didi ko kisi ka unse bahas karna ya kisi ki tarafdari karna jara bhi pasand nahi hai. Wo unse bahas karne wale ko bahut hi sakht saza deti thi.

Iske alawa yadi koi unke samne kisi ki tarafdari karta tha to, fir unki najar me saza ke haqdar tarafdari karne wala aur jiski tarafdari ki gayi hai, wo dono hi ban jate the.

Ye baat jante huye bhi pahle keerti ne ami ko lekar vaani didi se bahas karne ki galti ki thi. Jiski vajah se use tamacha bhi khana pada tha aur ab wo vaani didi ke samne neha ki tarafdari karne ki bhi galti kar rahi thi.

Jiska matlab saaf tha ki, wo ek baar fir vaani didi ke gusse ka shikar banne wali hai. Lekin is baar wo apne sath sath neha ko bhi le dubne wali thi. Mera ye sochna kuch had tak sahi bhi nikla.

Kuch had tak isliye kyoki keerti ki ye baat sunte hi, vaani didi aag barsane wali najron se keerti ko ghurne lagi. Lekin ab shayad unka mood keerti ke upar aur gussa utarne ka nahi tha.

Isliye un ne keerti ko kuch bolne ki jagah, keerti aur neha ka saara ka saara gussa unki jagah mere upar utarna suru kar diya. Vaani didi ke achanak kiye is hamle se mai hadbada kar rah gaya.

Un ne achanak hi mere baal pakade aur mere sar ko jhuka kar badi bedardi se meri peeth par dhamadham mukkon ki barsat kar di. Mujhe to samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki, ab maine kiya kya hai.

Vaani didi gusse me ghoor kar to keerti ko dekh rahi thi. Lekin uska saara gussa mere upar utari ja rahi thi. Ek tarah se wo aisa karke keerti ko uski ki gayi galti ke liye chetavani de rahi thi.

Magar unke keerti ko ye chetavani dene ke kaam ke liye unka shikar mai ban gaya tha. Unka chetavani dene ka andaz itna jyada damdar tha ki, ab mere muh se bhi chikh pukar nikalana suru ho gaya tha.

Meri chikh pukar sunkar, keerti ke tevar bhi dhile pad gaye. Ab usne bhi vaani didi ke gusse ke samne apne hathiyar daal diye aur khamoshi se mujhe pitte huye dekhne lagi.

Ab uski bhi vaani didi se kuch kahne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi. Neha bhi ye sab dekh kar bahut jyada dar gayi thi. Wo itni jyada dari huyi thi ki, yadi koi aur samay hota to, ye sab dekh kar usne rona hi suru kar diya hota.

Lekin yaha to vaani didi ke dar se uski ye halat thi ki, rona to door ki baat thi, wo unke samne apne muh se aawaj taj nahi nikal pa rahi thi. Wo bas bebas si aankhen faade vaani didi ko mujhe peette huye dekh rahi thi.

Meri chikh pukar sunkar bhi vaani didi ko mere upar jaara bhi raham nahi aa raha tha aur wo badi berahami se mujhe peete ja rahi thi. Mujhe to samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki, ab mujhe ye kis galti ki saza mil rahi hai.

Mai to kab se vaani didi ke samne bilkul gunga ban kar baitha hua tha aur itni der se maine un se ek bhi shabd nahi kaha tha. Fir bhi keerti baat sunkar un ne mujhe peetna suru kar diya tha.

Vaani didi mujhe man lagakar kootne me lagi huyi thi ki, tabhi meri chikh pukar sunkar, ami ek baar fir se humare pas aa gayi. Usne humare kamre me kadam rakhte hi vaani didi se kaha.

Ami boli “haan didi, aap bhaiya ko aur maariye. Tabhi inki akal kuch thikane aayegi. Aaj inki vajah se hum sabko kitni jyada chinta ho rahi thi.”

Vaani didi ne jaise hi ami ki ye baat suni to, unke hath mujhe peette peette ruk gaye aur wo gusse me hote huye bhi hairani se ami ki taraf dekhne lagi. Shayad unhe samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki, ami aisa kyo kah rahi hai.

Kyoki abhi kuch der pahle ami hi mujhe vaani didi se bachane ke liye aage aayi thi. Ab ek baar fir wo vaani didi ke mujhe peette samay unke samne khadi thi. Lekin is baar uske tevar bilkul hi badle huye najar aa rahe the.

Ami ke in badle huye tevron ne ek pal ke liye vaani didi ko bhi uski baat sochne ke liye majbur kar diya tha. Wahi dusri taraf ami ki is baat ne mujhe aur keerti ko bhi dara kar rakh diya tha.

Kyoki ami ki is harkat se hum sabhi ko samajh me aa raha tha ki, wo vaani didi ke gusse se mujhe bachane ke liye ye natak kar rahi hai. Ami ke tej dimag ka loha to hum sabhi mante the.

Mai kam se kam ami se to aisi koi bachkani harkat karne ki ummid nahi kar sakta tha. Lekin aaj uski ye harkat dekhne ke bad, mujhe uske dimag par bahut jyada taras aa raha tha.

Uski ye harkat uske tej dimag se jara bhi mel nahi khati thi. Uski is harkat ko sirf uski nasamjhi hi kaha ja sakta tha. Kyoki ami nimi ke mere khilaf jaane wali baat par to koi chhota sa bachcha bhi viswas nahi kar sakta tha.

Aise me vaani didi ke ami ke is jhanse me aa jaane ka sawal hi paida nahi hota tha. Kyoki vaani didi to hum sabhi bhai bahno ki rag rag se wakif thi aur unse humare dil ka koi bhi haal nahi chhupa tha.

Iske alawa vaani didi is baat ko bhi achi tarah se janti thi ki, ami cricket ke khel ke alawa kabhi bhi baat me jhuth nahi bolti hai. Ab ami ke cricket khelne ki baat nikal hi aayi hai to, mai is se judi ek baat aur bata deta hu.

Ami nimi ko har tarah ka khel pasand hai. Nimi ka to abhi apne school me pahla hi saal hai. Lekin ami apne school me hone wali har pratiyogita me hissa leti hai aur is saal nimi ke bhi aisa hi kuch karne ki puri ummid hai.

Ami nimi ko cricket khelna bhi bahut jyada pasand hai. Nimi to har khel me pahle se hi beiman hai. Lekin jab cricket ki baat aati hai to ami nimi ko bhi pichhe chhod deti hai.

Ami ka cricket khelne ka andaz bilkul sourav ganguly, rahul dravid aur ricky ponting ki tarah ka hai. Wo sourav ganguly ki tarah lambe chhakke bhi lagti hai aur rahul dravid ki tarah wicket par tiki bhi rahti hai.

Ye hi nahi wo cricket khelti samay ricky ponting ki tarah beimani karne se bhi pichhe nahi hatti hai. Is samay to wo jhuth bolne me nimi ko bhi apne se pichhe chhod deti thi.

Vaani didi ka bhi ami ki is harkat se samna ho chuka tha. Isliye wo ami ki is aadat ko bhi ache se janti thi. Lekin wo ye bhi janti thi ki, baki samay ami ya to sach bolti hai ya fir chup hi rahna pasand karti hai.

Lekin aaj ami ki vaani didi ke samne ki gayi ye harkat, saaf bata rahi thi ki, wo sirf jhuth hi nahi bol rahi hai. Balki cricket ki tarah hi is samay bhi vaani didi ke samne koi chaal chalne ki koshish rahi hai.

Uski ye nadani wali harkat use ek baar fir se vaani didi ke gusse ka shikar bana sakti thi. Isliye maine vaani didi ka dhyan ami ki is harkat par se hatane ke liye apna maun vrat todte huye kaha.

Mai bola “sorry didi, mujhe nisha bhabhi se aisa majak nahi karna chahiye tha. Mai apni is galti ke liye sach me bahut jyada sharminda hu.”

Lekin vaani didi ko apni baton se bahlana itna aasan bhi nahi tha. Unhe kisi ki galti pakadne me ek pal ki bhi der nahi lagti thi. Aisa hi kuch abhi bhi hua. Un ne meri is baat ko sunkar bhi ansuna karte huye kaha.

Vaani didi boli “tumhari baat mai bad me sunugi. Pahle mai is ammo ki baat to sun lu ki, ye kya kahna chahti hai.”

Humare ghar me vaani didi hi ek aisi thi, jo ami nimi ko jyadatar unhi naamo se pukara karti thi, jin naamo se mai ami nimi ko pukarta tha. Lekin is samay vaani didi ko ami ko ammo pukarte dekh kar mujhe thoda tasalli huyi.

Kyoki vaani didi ke ami ko ammo pukarne ka matlab saaf tha ki, wo ami ki baat sunkar us se naraj nahi hai. Jiska ek matlab ye bhi tha ki, vaani didi ka gussa ab shant ho chuka hai.

Ye bhi mere liye kam hairat ki baat nahi thi. Kyoki vaani didi ka gussa bilkul barood ki tarah tha. Jisme ek baar kisi ki galti ki chingari lagte hi, wo tab tak dhamake karta rahta tha, jab tak ki samne wala bilkul past na pad jaye.

Yahi vajah thi ki, vaani didi ko gusse me dekh kar mai bilkul chup ho gaya tha. Lekin keerti ne unse bahas karke unke gusse ko fir se bhadka diya tha. Jiski kimat mujhe fir se pit kar chukana padi thi.

Waise to vaani didi ka gussa itni aasani se shant karwana chhoti maa aur keerti ke alawa kisi ke bhi bas ki baat nahi thi. Chhoti maa unhe daant kar aur keerti apna wasta dekar fauran unka gussa shant karwa deti thi.

Inke alawa maine kabhi kisi ko bhi ye kaarnama karte nahi dekha tha. Lekin aaj keerti bhi vaani didi ka gussa shant kar pane me nakam rahi thi. Aise me ami ki ek baat se vaani didi ka gussa shant hote dekh kar mujhe hairat to hona hi thi.

Lekin abhi meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha tha ki, vaani didi ne ami ki is baat me aisa kya dekh liya tha, jiski vajah se unka itna tej gussa bhi pal bhar me hi shant ho gaya tha.

Jabki ami ke muh se mujhe pitwane ki baat sunkar koi bhi kah sakta tha ki, wo sirf natak kar rahi hai. Lekin vaani didi ne ami ki is baat ko natak na mante huye us se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “ammo tu isko kyo pitwana chahti hai. Tujhe iski kis harkat ki vajah se iski chinta ho rahi thi.”

Ami boli “didi, aaj kal bhaiya bahut ladai jhagda karne lage hai. Pahle ye mumbai me kisi ladke ke sath jhagda karke aaye the aur aaj bhi in ne un ladko ke sath ladai jhagda kiya hai.”

“Nimi to inko aapse pitte dekh kar hi itna jyada dar gayi thi ki, apne kamre me jakar ro rahi thi. Ab aap khud hi sochiye ki aapke yaha se jaane ke bad yadi ye fir kisi se pit kar aaye to, mera aur nimi ka kya haal hoga.”

“Bhaiya ki ye ladai jhagda karne ki aadat chhudane ke liye mai aapse inki aur pitayi karne ko kah rahi hu. Taki aapke jaane ke bad hume aisi kisi baat ka samna na karna pade.”

Ami ki is baat ne vaani didi ke sath sath mujhe bhi uski baat ko sochne ke liye majbur kar diya tha. Ami ki nimi ke baare me kahi gayi baat jara bhi jhuth nahi thi. Waise to nimi ladai jhagda karne me bahut jyada aage thi.

Aaye din uske school se uski dusri ladkiyon ke sath ladai jhagda karne ki shikayten milti hi rahti thi. Lekin mujhe aur ami ko lekar uska dil bahut jyada najuk tha aur wo jara bhi hume pitte huye nahi dekh sakti thi.

Mujhe to wo apne sapne me bhi pitte dekh kar bahut jyada dar jati thi aur dark e maare uska rona rukta hi nahi tha. Vaani didi bhi mere sath hadsa hone ke pahle iska ek namuna apni aankhon se dekh chuki thi.

Wo to nimi ke sapne me darne ki baat ko lekar use doctor ko dikhane bhi le jaane wali thi. Lekin usi din mere sath wo hadsa ho gaya tha. Jis vajas se nimi ko doctor ko dikhana nahi ho paya tha.

Fir uske bad nimi ko doctor ko dikhane ka khayal humare man me aaya hi nahi tha. Shayad meri tarah vaani didi ke dimag se bhi ye baat nikal chuki thi. Lekin ami ke nimi ke darne ki baat kahte hi mujhe ye baat yaad aa gayi thi.

Aisa hi kuch shayad vaani didi ke sath bhi hua tha. Isliye un ne thoda aur naram padte huye ami se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “chal mai ye manti hu ki, tu apne aur nimi ke is dar ki vajah se ise pitwana chahti hai. Lekin abhi kuch der pahle to, tu khud hi ise bachane ke liye aayi thi.”

Vaani didi ki is baat ke jabab me ami ne kaha.

Ami boli “nahi didi, mai kaha bhaiya ko bachane aayi thi. Us samay to mai aapse ye kahna chah rahi thi ki, aap ye kya kar rahi hai. Niche aniruddha uncle aapka intejar kar rahe hai.”

“Mai aapko yahi baat batane ke liye upar aayi thi aur us samay aapse yahi kahna bhi chah rahi thi. Lekin tab aapne gusse me mujhe apni baat puri karne ka mauka hi nahi diya tha.”

Ami ki ye baat sunkar vaani didi kuch sochne lagi. Shayad unhe ami ki is baat par yakin nahi aa raha tha ki, us samay ami mujhe bachane ke liye unke pas nahi aayi thi.

Yakin to mujhe bhi ami ki is baat par nahi aa raha tha. Lekin us samay vaani didi ne gusse me ami ko apni baat puri karne hi nahi di thi. Isliye unke liye bhi ami ki adhuri kahi baat ko jhuthlana itna aasan nahi tha.

Lekin wo vaani didi thi aur itni aasani se kisi ke bhi jhanse me nahi aa sakti thi. Unke pas har baat ki sachchai ka pata lagane ke bahut se raste the. Un ami se is baat ki sachchai ka pata lagane ke liye thoda robdar aawaj me us se puchha.

Vaani didi boli “ammo, tu sach bol rahi hai na.”

Vaani didi ki is baat par ami ne badi hi masumiyat se kaha.

Ami boli “didi, mai bilkul sach bol rahi hu. Aap chahe to, neha didi se meri baat ki sachchai ka pata laga sakti thi.”

Ye ami ne vaani didi ke samne ek no ball fek di thi aur is ball par vaani didi ka six lagana banta hi tha. Kyoki vaani didi ke samne kisi ka naam lo aur wo us se koi sawal jabab na kare. Ye bilkul namumkin si baat thi.

Magar aaj sab kuch ulta hi ho raha tha aur abhi bhi mujhe kuch sidha hone ki ummid kam hi najar aa rahi thi. Isliye ami ki ye baat sunne ke bad mai neha aur vaani didi ki taraf dekhne laga.

Ami ke muh se apna naam sunkar neha bahut dar gayi thi aur uske chehre ki hawaiyan udne lagi thi. Uska chehra dekh kar to aisa lag raha tha. Jaise ki ami ne vaani didi ko upar bulane aane wali baat ke baare me jhuth kaha ho.

Ya fir shayad neha vaani didi ke us se sawal jabab karne ki baat ko lekar itna jyada dar gayi thi. Ab neha ke darne ki asli vajah kya thi, ye to neha aur ami hi behtar tarike se janti thi.