XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update - 22

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Main (man me)- Oh Shit! Aaj neend puri nahin hui or college bhi zaroor jana hai..

NEXT -

Sochte hue Main fresh hone chala gaya or Phir
main chal diya Mansi & Priya ki taraf or unke paas jakar mansi ke lips par apne lips rakh diye or chusne laga.

(Mansi ne kasmasakar apni aakhen kholin.)

Mansi (Smiling)- Good Morning Shona Bhai..

Main - Good morning my cute girlfriend..

Mansi - Sach me bhai meri morning good ho gayi..

(Indono ki awaaz se priya uth gayi thi par apni aakhen band kiye hue apni baari kq intzaar kar rahi thi..)

{Maine Priya ki taraf rukh kiya or uske tapte hotho par apne hoth rakh diye}

[Mere aisa karte hi usne mera upper lips apne hotho me lekar chusna shuru kar diya..
Main bhi uske lower lips ko suck karne laga..]

(Thodi der ki kiss ke baad usne apni aakhen kholin...)

Priya - Good Morning Babu

Main - Good Morning angle , to tum jaag rahi thin.. hmm?? (Smiling)

Priya - Haan, babu aapke kiss ka wait kar rahi thi..

Main - Chalo fir jaldi fresh ho jaao,
Or mujhe gym me milo.

(Main gym me pohcha exercise karne laga)

Phir karte karte jab main peechhe muda to mere peechhe Mansi or priya shock me khadi thin..

Main (Un dono ko dekhte hue)- Oh hello, wahan khadi khadi kya kar rahi ho chalo aayo exercise karo..

{Meri awaaz se Wo dono wapas reality me aayin.
Or meri taraf aane lagin..}

Mansi- Bhai aapki body to pehle se zyada creative ho gayi hai..
or aapke 6 ki jagah itni jaldi 8 pack abbs kahan se aa gaye??

Main (man me)- Ye BC ladkiyan bhi har cheez notice karti hain.. jab anju mujhe shakti kunj se shakti lakar degi, mujhe or zyada smart banae vali, to ye dono daily mere kaan khayengi ki aap itne handsome kaise ho gaye.

Main - Are main daily gym karta hun..
Or zyadatar abbs ki exercise kar raha hun aaj kal..
Chalo tum dono bhi apni exercise shuru Karo..

{Phir main un dono ko bhi baari - baari se exercise karane laga.}

{Exercise karne ke baad ham apne - apne Rooms me jakar fresh hue or dress up karke college bag ke sath chal diye neeche Breakfast ke liye.}

(Ghar ke sab log jaag chuke the or dianing table par aa chuke the breakfast ke liye..)

{Maine sabhi ko Good Morning wish kiya or breakfast karne laga.}

Dad - Beta kya baat hai, tum apni duniya me hi mast rehte ho ya fir zyadatar apni behno ke sath.
Beta ham bhi tumhare kuchh lagte hain.
Kabhi hame bhi time de diya Karo. (Sad)

Mom - Theek keh rahe hain aap.
Hame to jaise ye bhool hi gaya hai..
Bua - Hospital se aane ke baad mujhse bhi zyada baaten nahin ki..

Main (man me)- BC lagta hai aaj saare milkar meri maar lenge... Koi idea soch le beta jaldi varna trri phatne vaali hai.

Main - To ek kaam kijiye dad,
Picnic par chalte hain with family.
Next sunday me?
Isi bahane phupa ji nature me rehne se tarotaza mehsoos karenge.. or sabhi aapas me mil bhi lenge, ek sath time bhi spend kar lenge .. bolo kya bolte ho?

(Meri baat sun kar Mansi or Priya to jaise hava me udne lagin..
Unhone dono taraf se mujhpar hamla kar diya or mere dono gaal geele kar diye..)

Dad - Sahabzade ki baat me dam hai,
(Mom ki taraf dekhte hue)- Tum kya bolti ho Archna or Rekha.

Mom & Bua (ek sath)- bohot achchha rehega .

Mom - waise bhi kaafi time ho gaya ek sath kahin ghume hue.

Dad - Theek hai to done raha, next sunday chalte hain...

Priya & Mansi (khushi se)- Yaahooo!

Dad (mujh se)- Beta kal sunday hai jakar apni behno ki shopping karva aana.

Main - O.K. Dad.

Phir main (mansi se) - Mansi, tum or priya dono apni car se jaya karo school, two wheeler me bohot khatra hota hai..

Mansi - O.K. Bhai.

(Phir maine apna college beg uthaya or chal diya apne car garage me .)

Or apni Ferrri bahar nikali

Or chal diya college ki taraf.
Raste me mera phone ring hua .
Koi unknown no. tha
maine car chalate hue phone receive kiya.

Main - Hello, who is this

(Dusri taraf se ek ladki ki aawaz aayi.)

Ladki - Hello bhai main shital bol rahi hun.

Main - Kon shital

Ladki (nakhre se)- Wah bhai wah! Nayi behen ko itni jaldi bhool gaye.
Kal ki hi to baat hai jab aapne fight ki thi or
Maine aapko gale bhi lagaya tha.

Main - Are gudiya, kaisi hai tu.

Shital (masoom si awaaz me)- aapki gudiya theek nahin hai ..

Main - kyon kya hua meri gudiya ko??
Kisi ne kuchh kaha kya?
naam bata uski haddi pasli tod dunga.

Shital (khikhilate hue)- nahin bhai aapke hote hue,
koi aapki gudiya ko hath bhi laga sakta hai kya..
vo to aap mujhse milne nahin aaye na isi liye..
Aapne vada jo kiya tha mujhse baad me milne ka..

Main - Gudiya abhi to main college ja raha hun..
tujhse shaam me milta hun..
Tayyar rehna shopping par chalenge..
Tujhe kisi se milvana bhi hai.

Shital - O.K. bhai! Shaam me milte hain.
Love you, Miss you, byeee.

Main - Love you to, Bbye

(Maine phone cut kiya or car ki speed badha di..
Or parking me car khadi karke bahar nikla.)

{Maine nazar ghumakar Dekha to mera poora friend group with shakshi meri taraf hi aa rahe the..}

Sakshi & Pallavi (door se hath hilakar meri taraf aate hue)- Hii

{Maine bhi hath hila kar Hii kiya..
Or vo sab mere paas aa gaye..}

[Hans or Raju mere se gale lagkar mile or pallavi or shakshi ne mujhse hand shake kiya]

Sakshi - Or handsome, kaise ho ?
Din par din or hot hote ja rahe ho kya baat hai?

(Pallavi ye baat sun kar jal bhun gayi)

Main - kahan yarr main to aisa hi hun.

Pallavi - Nice car dear.

Main - Thanks, or teri scooty repair hui ya nahin?

(Ham college ke andar chalte hue baat kar rahe the)

Pallavi - Kahan yarr (sad) vo bilkul dead ho gayi hai..
Or haan kal mera birthday hai or tum sab logon ko aana hai night party me.

Main - Oh! Wow .. Happy Birthday in advance dear.

Pallavi- Thanks.

Main - Waise jab tumhari scooty kharaab hai to fir college kaise aayin?

Pallavi- Taxi se aayi thi.

Main - chal koi na return me mere sath chalna main drop kar dunga.

(Pallavi khushi se uchhal padi)

Pallavi (khush hote hue)- Thanks so much yarr.

Main - Pagal isme thanks ki kya baat hai. Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai.

(Shakshi is baat se khush nahin lag rahi thi, maine uski taraf dekha to usne ek phiki si smile kar di)

{Tabhi mujhe anjalika ki shakti ki yaad aayi,
or main shaksi ke chehre ki taraf dhiyaan se dekhne laga or
uski janm kundli meri aakhon ke aage kisi film ki tarhan chalne lagi.
Or main shoked reh gaya.
Par main uski man ki bhavnae nahin jaan paya,
kyonki mere paas abhi ye shakti nahin thi.
Par phir bhi main uske baare me jaankar bohot shock me tha.}

Pallavi- Rocky, Kahan kho gaye

Main (shock se bahar aate hue)- Kkuchh nahin bas kuchh soch raha tha.

{Tabhi sakshi ki class aa gayi or vo hame bye karke apni class me chali gayi.
Or ham apni class ki taraf chal diye.}

Raju (Mujhse)- Bhai ye to bata kal madem vale metter ka kya hua?

[Maine unhen saari baaten bata din..]

Pallavi (Mera hath pakadte hue fikarmand hokar)- Aapko kahin chot to nahin aayi? (Uski aakhen nam ho gayi thin)

{Aaj jo maine baat note ki vo ye thi ki pallavi jab se mujhe mili thi aaj subha se jitna khush dikhane ki koshish kar rahi thi khud ko really me aisa tha nahin..
uski aakhon se lag raha tha ki vo apne andar gham liye hue hain}

Main - Nahin par wo 12 gunde 2 - 3 mahine tak hospital se bahar nahin aayenge.

(Mere liye itni care dekhkar mujhe uspar bohot pyaar aaya… main uske kandhe par hath rakhkar khud se satakar chalne laga)

Hans (shoked)- Bhai tune akele hi 12 gundon ko dhool chata di,
manna padega yarr teri takat ko.

Main - Main apni takat ka show off nahin karta,
bas wakht aane par hi use karta hun.

(Pallavi aaj bohot khush thi or sath me sad bhi)

Pallavi (man me)- kitna achchha ladka hai…
har zaroorat mand logon ki madad karta hai,
par agar maine isse apni feelings batai to kahin bura na maan jaye kahan ye ek billionaire insaan or itna hot,
or kahan main, jiski ek scooty kharidne ki aukaat bhi nahin hai.

(Or phir use kuchh yaad aaya or wo or zyada sad ho gayi)

(Pallavi ko ekdum se sad hua dekhkar maine use roka,
or hans or raju ko class me jane ko kaha,
vo hame chodkar class ke andar chale gaye,)

Main - Pallavi kya baat hai, subha se itna pareshan kyon ho or irni udaas kya baat hai

Pallavi (baat chhipate hue)- Kkuchh nnahin.

Main - lagta hai tum mujhe apna dost nahin maantin.

(Pallavi ke aakhon se aansu chhalak gaye or vo mujhe gale lagakar rone lagi.)

Main (Uske sar par hath phirate hue pyaar se)- batao mujhe kya hua hai..
Main vaada karta hun tumhari har problem solve kar dunga.

Pallavi - wo, wo papa ko papa ko blood cancer hai.

Main (shoked)- kyaaa? Tumhen kab pata chala.
To...Be... Continued