XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update - 23

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Pallavi - wo, wo papa ko papa ko blood cancer hai.
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Main (shoked)- kyaaa? Tumhen kab pata chala.
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Pallavi - kal raat jab papa ke muh se blood aaya,
tabh main unke peeche pad gayi doctor ko dikhane ke liye to unhone saari sachchai batai or unki bike ki agency bhi bik gayi beemari ke karan.
Ye baat bhi mujhe kal hi pata chali.
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Meri scooty theek ho gayi thi par vo maine sell kar di,
kyonki ghar ki arthik istithi bohot kharaab ho gayi hai.
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Main (halke gusse me)- Kal raat se tum tension me ho or tum mujhe ab bata rahi ho,
Waise uncle kahan par hain?
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Pallavi - Main tumhen batana to chahti thi, par bata nahin paayi..
Or papa ghar par hi hain..
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Main - To chalo fir tumhare ghar hi chalte hain..
main uncle ko hospital me admit karva dunga.
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Pallavi - Nahin, Rocky mujhe tumhari madad nahin chahiye, or paiso se to bilkul bhi nahin..
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Main - Tum pagal ho gayi ho kya?
vahan uncle itne beemar hain or tum bol rahi ho ki tumhen meri madad nahin chahiye?
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Pallavi - Haan, Rocky kyonki tum bhi apne papa ke paiso se meri madad karoge, jo ki main bilkul nahin chahti..
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Kyonki tumhare papa puchhenge ki tumne itne paise kahan kharch kiye
To tum unko sachchai bataoge.
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Or ye seedhe seedhe se ham par ehsaan ho jaega.. or ye baat phail jaegi charo taraf..
isi liye mujhe tumhari madad nahin chahiye..
mujhe mere haal par chod do..
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Main - Kya - kya soch leti ho tum bhi,
Main tumhare liye apne dad se jhooth bol dunga...
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Pallavi - yahi to main nahin chahti..
Main tumhen tumhare hi papa ki nazro me girne nahin dena chahti..
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Main (kuchh sochte hue)- Achchha ye batao,
agar paise main khud dun to?
Mera matlab hai ki apne khud ke paise.
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Pallavi - Or wo tum laoge kahan se..?
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Main - Wo tum mujh par chod do.. bas batao ki agar mere paise hon jiska koi hisaab mangne vala na ho to kya tum mujhse paise le logi..
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Pallavi - Haan lekin?...
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(Wo kuchh bol pati usse pehle hi maine uska hath pakda or vapas parking ki taraf chal diya or car me baithte hue..
Rachna madem ko phone karke class na lene ki baat bata di..
Unhone meri proxy maar di..)
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{Ab madem mere liye itna to kar hi sakti hain.}
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[Phir maine raju ko phone kar ke ghar jane ka bahana kar diya or pallavi ko car me baithakar car aage badha di..]
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Pehle maine bank se 5 lakh withdraw kiye or chal diya pallavi ke sath
"Hidden Fight Club".
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jahan par main pehle fight dekhne jaya karta tha..
par aaj mera maksad kuchh or hi tha.
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India me street fight banned hai.
Kyonki fight par satta (gambling) khela jata hai.
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Maine car park ki or ek restorent me me ghus gaya.
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Pallavi - Rocky tum mujhe kahan le ja rahe ho or tumne itne paise kyon nikale hain bank se??
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Main - Bas dekhti jaao,
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Main usko lekar us restorent ke second floor par gaya or gate khola..
Jise dekhkar pallavi shock reh gayi
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Pallavi - Rocky, ham yahan kyon aaye hain.. or india me ye kab se legal ho gaya.
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Main - ye indiae inlegal hai, isi liye ye fight hidden hoti hain, jahan police na pahunch paye.
Or ham yahan fight karne aaye hain.
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Pallavi (shoked)- Kyaaaa?? Nahin, nahin, please Rocky aisa mat karo..
Tumhen kuchh ho gaya to main apne aap ko maaf nahin kar paungi..
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Main - Dear, bharosa karo mujh par ,
Mujhe ek kharoch tak nahin aayegi ye mera vada hai...
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Wo mujhe mana karti rahi phir badi mushkil me maine use mana hi liya.
Thanks
Main (paise usko dete hue)- PALLAVI…
Ye paise rakho ..
yahan saamne jo bucky hai is ko de dena yahan par 1 rupye ke 80 rupees milte hain..
or The Rock par saare paise laga dena.
Jab uski fight shuru ho tabh.
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Pallavi ( mujhe gale lagakar rote hue)- Take care dear..
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Maine uske maathe ko choom liya..
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Main - Bas kuchh hi der ki baat hai,
Bas main yun gaya or yun aaya.
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Main chal diya us fight ke owner ke paas.. or usse jakar baat ki, fight ke liye.
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Owner - Abe ye bachchon ka khel nahin hai.. pagal ho gaya hai kya,
sale teri lash bhi nahin milegi.
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Mujhe uski baat sunkar itna gussa aaya ki, maine uske peechhe khade bouncer ke ek jhapad mara,
wo neeche girkar behosh ho gaya,
uske muh se khoon aa raha tha.
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Owner (dar se kaapte hue)- Sorry , sorry, bhai aap fight kar sakte ho..
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Owner (Manager ko awaaz lagate hue) - Oye manager ayahan aa jaldi
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(Wo daudta hua aaya)
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Owner (Maneger se)- Jaldi bhai ka form fill kar,
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or ab tak ki sabse badi fight create kar.
Jo aaj tak hamari ring me na kheli gayi ho..
Lagta hai bhai aaj ham ko malamaal kar dega..
sabse bade fighter ke sath fight honi chahiye..
uspar hi sab paisa lagaenge..
Bhai dikhne me sirf chhota hai..
Par itni takat maine aaj tak nahin dekhi..
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Manager ( form fill karte hue) - O.K sir.
(Phir mujh se)- sir apka naam kya likhun
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Main - "The Rock"
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Owner (Khush hote hue)- Ab aayega maza,
sab angrez sale indian fighter ko
Chutia samajhte hain..
aaj unka saamna unke baap se hoga.
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Manager ne mera form fill karke mujhse sign. kara liye.
Ki is fight me mujhe kuchh hota hai to kisi ki koi zimmedari nahin hogi.
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Owner - Bhai agar aap aaj jeet gaye to main aapko profit me se 20% dunga.
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Main - Theek hai 10 minute me knock out karke tujhe yahin milunga..
Tere hi office me.
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Uske baad main chal pada ring ki taraf
Maine apni pehchan chhipane ke liye
Muh par rumal bandh liya tha..
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Tabhi announcement hui
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Announcer - Doston ab tak ki sabse badi fight jo ki ek indian ladke, "The Rock"
or ab tak ki saari fight jeetne vale american fighter "John The Killer"
Ke beech hogi.. or aaj ka bhaw
1 ke 100 milega..
to swagat kijiye "The Rock" ka ..
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Main Ring me aaya par audience mujh par has rahi thi
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Audience me se ek aawaaz aayi -
Apni jaan ki salamti chahta hai to wapas chala ja bachche..
usse aaj tak koi nahin jeet paya..
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Mere chehre par ek zehreeli muskaan thi jo mere muh par dhake rumaal me hi reh gayi..
Maine apni shirt nikaal di..
Jise dekhkar audience thoda shock zaroor thi, par phir bhi mujhe sab wapas jane ko bol rahe the.
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Tabhi ek killer music baja or us angrez ki entry hui ..
jo mujhe dekhkar has raha tha...
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Tabhi ring ka cage close ho gaya
Or referee ne hamare gloves touch karvaye
Or wo fighting position me aa gaya.

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Audience shor macha rahi thi..
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John meri taraf aaya or mere muh par punch maarne hi vala tha ki maine uske punch ko block karke uske pet me ek punch jad diya..
Wo udta hua jakar cage me laga..
Or neeche gir gaya..
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Audience ekdam se shaant pad gayi..
Or unme khusar - phusar hone lagi..
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Itne me refree counting karne laga..
Jaise hi refree ne 9 bola john himmat karke uth gaya..
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Usne abhi bhi apna pet pakad rakha tha.
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Ab audience me se kuchh log
"Bharat Mata Ki - Jay"
ke naare lagane lage..
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Mujhme ek naya josh paida ho gaya..
Mujhe aisa feel ho raha tha ki jaise main border par khada apne desh ki raksha kar raha hun.
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Main usko koi mauka diye bina usko ek hath se pet ki charbi se pakad kar sar se oopar utha liya
or cage ki wall par phek diya..
wo neeche gira ,
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main phir bhag kar uske marne hi vala tha ki wo ekdum se phir khada ho gaya..
Uske muh se khoon nikal rahe the "tooth guard" neeche gir gaya tha.
Phir bhi vo haar manne ko tayyar nahin tha..
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Is baar jaise hi vo meri taraf aaya maine uske atteck ko block karke
uski gardan par ek punch jad diya
"Kadkkkk" ki aawaaz ke sath uski gardan latak gayi or vo neeche gir gaya..
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Ab Audience me kuchh hi log aise the jisne mujh par paise lagaye the..
Vo to khushi se "Bharat Mata Ki - Jay"
ke naare laga rahe the .. or baaki "shit! - shit! Karke apna sar pakad rahe the..
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Referee ne mera hath utha kar mujhe winner ghoshit kar diya.
Or maun cage se bahar ki taraf chal diya.. owner ke office ki taraf.
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Tabhi announcement hui
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Announcer - Doston,
Ab tak ka sabse bada knock out,
John has been died.
Or aaj ke winner hain "The Rock"
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Main seedha owner ke office me pohcha.
Or owner ne mere enter karte hi bhagkar mujhe gale se laga liya..
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Owner - Bhai, aapne aaj India ka sar fakar se uncha kar diya..
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Main - Proud to be an Indian.
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Phir owner ne Manager ko bulvaya or usse aaj ka profit puchha.
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Manager - sir kamaal ho gaya, aaj hame poore 97 carore 56 lacs ka fayda hua hai...
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Owner khushi se - wah! Manager tune to dil khush kar diya..
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Owner (mujh se)- Bhai vade ke mutabik 20% aapka hua..
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Main - Theek hai mujhe 50 lack cash or baaki ke mere account me transfer kar do. Ye raha mera AC. No. ×××××××××
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Owner - Bhai itna amount ek sath aapke account me transfer karna risk ho sakta hai.. aap par government inquari aa sakti hai..
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Main - Aisa nahin hoga, kyonki mere dad ek bade business man hain,
Isi liye vo mera family background dekhkar chup laga jaenge..
Kyonki das ke account me bohot bade bade amount dabit hote hain.
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Owner - That's great bhai.
Bhai yahan par aate rehna
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Main - Haan kyon nahin..
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Phir owner ne laptop manga kar apne account se baaki paise mere account me transfer kar diye.
Or main owner se apna contact no. Exchange karke
50 lack cash ek suitcase me rakhkar pallavi ke paas pohcha.

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