XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Mega Update

Update -- 43
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Main (bed par lete hue) - ufff! Haye, Kitna mara mujhe, ​

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Sheetal - hehehehe, bhai aaj to aap ko chhod rahe hain, but next time isse bhi zyada pitai hogi, aage se soch samajh kar bolna.
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Main (apne dono hath jodkar) - Han han Meri maa aage se soch - samajhkar hi bolunga.
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Saari behne hasne lagin, mujhe unka khushi se chehekna bohot achchha lag raha tha,
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Main - Achchha manu & priya tum dono fresh hokar aao, or sheetal tum jakar mom - dad vagerah ko jagao, breakfast ke liye chalna hai, fir chalenge ghumne.
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Meri baat sunkar priya ne washroom me doud laga di, or mansi mere room me fresh hone chali gayi, or sheetal chali gayi, bade logon ko uthane.
Or room me reh gaye main or sakshi.
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Main (sakshi se)- haan to sakshi ab batao ye sab kya chal raha hai,
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Sakshi ekdam sunn pad gayi, par phir himmat karke boli-
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Sakshi (dheere se)- wo - wo main - main aapse pyar karti hun.
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Main - or vo kab se bhala?
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Sakshi - jab se aapko dekha hai.
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Main - dekho sakshi main tumse pyaar nahin karta, tum meri behen ho.
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Sakshi - ye aap bol rahe hain, kya Priya aapki behen nahin hai?
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Main - uske alava meri zindagi me or bhi ladkiyan hain
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Meri baat sunkar uski aakhon me aansu aa gaye

Sakshi - To kya hua, mujhe bhi apne dil me thodi si jagha de do.
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Main (uske aansu pochhte hue)- Gudiya vi tumhen accept nahin karengi.
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Sakshi ki rulai phut padi, vo mere kandhe par sar rakh kar rone lagi.
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Sakshi (rote hue)- aap mujhe unse milvao to sahi, main koshish karungi unhen manane ki.
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Main - tum samajh nahin rahi ho, ye itna asaan nahin hai, koi apne pati ke hisse hote hue nahin dekh sakta,
Vo nahin manengi.
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Meri baat sunkar sakshi rote hue uth kar chali gayi, or reh gaya main akela,
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Main (apne man me)- ye mere sath hi kyon hota hai? Sab ladkiyan mujhpar hi kyon mari ja rahi hain.
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Tabhi washroom ka gate khula or priya bahar nikli,
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Priya - bhai chaliye jaldi breakfast par, sab log hamara wait kar rahe honge.
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Main - haan haan chalo
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Ye bhi achchha tha ki hamari baten priya ne nahin suni thin.
Main priya ko lekar niche ground floor par bane restorent me aaya,
Vahan sab pehle hi baithe hue the.
Hamne bhi jakar sabko join kiya, or breakfast karne lage.
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Maine ek baat or notice ki, ki sakshi breakfawt ke douran sab se baat kar rahi thi, par mujhe ignore maar rahi thi, maine bhi zyada dhiyan nahin diya, or usko uske haal par chhod diya.
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Phir bteakfast karne ke baad ham sabhi apni mini bus me baithkar ghumne ko nikal pade.
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Ham jagah - jagah ghumte rahe jaise
Ambar Fort & Palace
Nahargarh Fort

City Palace

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Jab ham ghumte hue "Hawa Mahal" pohche

To maine priya ko ishara karke apne paas bula liya, or himmat karke mom - dad ke paas pohcha.
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Main - Mom-Dad, mujhe aapse kuchh confess karna hai.
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Mere sath aaye sabhi logon ka dhiyan meri taraf ho gaya, or sab mujhe bade gour se dekhne lage.
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Mom & Dad (ek sath)- haan beta bolo kya baat hai.
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Main (ek hi saans me)- Main priya se dil - o - jaan se pyaar karta hun, or vo bhi mujhse, or ham shadi karna chahte hain.
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Maine jaise sab par bomb phod diya tha, par main ekdam serious tha.
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Dad - beta agar ye mazaak hai, to aisa bhadda mazaak kabhi mat karna.
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Main - main mazaak nahin kar raha dad, i am serious.
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Mere itna bolte hi mere chehre par thappadon ki barsaat ho gayi, jo mom & dad ne maare the.
Or bua & phupa bhi mujhe ghoor rahe the, jaise
abhi kachcha chaba jaenge. Sakshi or sheetal to jaise murti bani hui thin,
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Maine dad ka hath pakad liya, par is baat se mom ne mujhe 2 lafe or chipka diye.
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Mom (gusse me cheekhte hue)- behuda ladke, ek to apni behen ke sath aisi harkat karke hame batata hai, or oopar se apne dad ka hath rokta hai.
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Dad (gusse me)- chhodo archna, shayad hamari parvarish me hi kahin kami reh gayi thi, jo hamara beta aisa nikla.
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Mom (cheekhte hue) - ab aap dekh kya rahe hain, isko abhi ke abhi yahan se bhej do ham se door
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Mere chehre par muskaan aa gayi.
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Dad (gusse me)- Badtameez, itni maar khane ke baad hi akal nahin aayi, jo khade ho kar muskura raha hai.
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Main (muskurate hue)- main yahi soch raha hun, ki us din dada ji ne galat kiya tha ya aaj aap galat kar rahe hain.
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Meri baat sunkar mom - dad & bua ki hawaiyyan ud gayin,
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Bua - Tu tu tumhen kaise pata chala, us baare me??
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Main - main koi bachcha nahin hun, (fir dad se)- kuon dad aap karen to chamatkaar or ham karen to balatkaar.
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Is dialog se priya & mansi ki hasi chhut gayi.
Dad (dukhi man se) - Sorry beta, mujhse galti ho gayi, par tumne mujhe meri galti ka ehsaas dila diya, yahan se vapas jakar ham pitaji ke paas gaw me zaroor chalenge,
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Unki baat sunkar ham to khushiyan manane lage. Mom, bua, phupa, or saari behne khush ho gayin, tabhi mom bolin-
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Mom (mera kaan pakadte hue)- ab seedhe se ye bata, ki priya or tujhme ye sab kya chal raha hai, ye ek natak tha ya sach tha??
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Main - aah mom kaan to chhodo, (unhone kaan chhod diya)- Well, tha to ye natak hi par aapki ijazat ho to is natak ko sach kar den (main apni aakhen gol ghumate hue mom se bola)
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Mahol ek baar phir se serious ho gaya, par gaw jane ki khushi me bua bol padin -
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Bua (khushi se)- Meri taraf se to ekdam haan hai, heera hai mera damaad heera. Aap kya kehte hain ji (unhone phupa ji se puchha)
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Phupa ji - aammm! Haan bohot achchhi jodi rahegi, sach puchho to main bhi har wakht sirf yahi sochta tha ki apni beti ke liye bilkuk rocky jaisa damaad dhundunga, jo hamesha sab ko khush rakhe.
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Main - Are ham to pyaar do, pyaar lo vaale log hain, kyon priya darling?
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Priya maare sharam ke mansi ka hath pakad kar vahan se bhag gayi,
Or sab thahaka lagakar hasne lage.
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Dad - Well ab in bachchon ki padhai poori ho jae, fir inki shadi kar denge,
Kyon samdhi ji?
(Phir mujhe rehpat dikhate hue)- tu gaya nahin abhi tak, chal fut yahan se, ya rehpat khakar jaega..
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Maine socha beta kat le yahan se, varna aaj ye sab milkar teri izzat utaar denge. Or main vahan se kat liya, mere vahan se sarakte hi mujhe apne pichhe se hasne ki awaaz aayi,
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Main pohcha thodi door jahan behno ki mehfil lagi hui thi, vo kisi baat par aapas me behes kar rahi thin, or Priya sharam se muh niche ko kar ke mand - mand muskura rahi thi,

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Main (paas jate hue)- kya hua tum sab meri bivi ko kyon tang kar rahi ho?
Is baat se teeno hasne lagin or priya ne sharm ke maare apne dono hathon se apna chehra dhak liya

Mansi - bhai aap hi batao, ye sakshi or sheetal ka kehna hai ki ham to rocky ki saliyan hain, behen nahin, ab saali to eklouti main hun, ye dono thode hi na?
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Maine apni aakhen nikal kar mansi ko dekha,
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Mansi - main nahin darti in billi jaisi aakhon se, jaldi se javaab do.
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Main - matlab meri party me koi nahin hai?? Aisa karo meri bivi se hi puchh lo, vo hi bata degi ki kon meri behen hai or konsi uski? (Maine priya par baat taal di)
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Priya ne mujhe kuchh is tarhan dekha

Or vapas chehra dhak liya, ab main to vahan se nikal liya, or phasa gaya bechari priya ko, vo bhi man me mujhe galiyan de rahi hogi, teeno behne uske pichhe pad gayin, or ek baar phir main mom - dad ke paas pohcha.
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Dad (mujhe dekhkar)- haan bolo barkhurdar, ab bhi kuchh baaki hai kya kehne ko?
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Main - haan dad, darasal main aapko batana chahta tha ki sakshi asal me kon hai?
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Mom - Haan to beta bolo, kon hai vo?
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Main - Well .... Vo gajendra chacha ki beti hai.
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Sabhi shoked ho gaye,
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Dad - Sach bol raha hai na?
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Main - 100% dad.
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Sabhi bade log lagbhag bhagte hue sakshi ki or lapke, jo abhi bhi usi topic par behes me busy thi,
Or sabhi badon ne baari - baari se use gale laga liya.
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Dad (rote hue)- hamari beti hamare sath thi, or hame pata bhi nahin chala.
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Sakshi to kahin zyada emotional thi,
Usne to mom - dad or bua ko gale lagakar rona shuru kar diya.
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Sakshi (rote hue dad se)- Bade papa, mujhe to rocky ne hi mana kiya tha, ye baat na batane ko.
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Abe ye sab kya bol rahi hai, aaj lagta hai ye meri watt lagva ke chhodegi, abe konse janm ke badle le rahi hai, maine apne man me socha.
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Dad (chillate hue)- Rocky yahan aao.
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Main darta hua dad ke samne khada ho gaya.
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Dad (gusse se)- kya ye sach keh rahi hai?
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Main - wo wo main wo..
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Itne to mere ek rehpat lag gaya tha.
Mere rehpat lagte hi sakshi ne mom ke gale lage hue hi mujhe jeebh dikha kar chidaya

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Main (man me)- hisaab hoga beta, sab ka hisaab hoga, tune mujhe mere baap se pitvaya main tere baap se tujhe pitvaunga
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Ye baat sochte hue mere chehre par muskaan tair gayi, par vo zyada der ke liye nahin thi, mom ka thappad bhi laga.
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Mom (gusse me)- ek to galti karta hai or oopar se hasta hai.
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Ek or laga,
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Main - sorry mom, soorry dad, maine socha ki aapko surprise dunga..
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Dad - is baar maaf kar raha hun, aage se aisa mat karna
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Maine haan me sar hila diya or
Phir ham thodi der baat karte rahe or vahin paas ke hotel me lunch karke phir se ghoomne me lag gaye.
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Ghoomne ke baad ham bus ki taraf chalne lage, bade log hamse aage chal rahe the, isi liye vo bus me pohoch gaye, main saari behno ke sath pichhe chal raha tha,
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Ki side se ek awaaz aayi..
Awaaz - Oye kyaa maal hai baap!
Oye dekh kya titliyan hain, kasam se ek raat ko mil jayen.. kali se phool bana dunga..

To .... Be .... Continued