XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Mega Update

Update -- 44
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side se ek awaaz aayi..
Awaaz - Oye kyaa maal hai baap!
Oye dekh kya titliyan hain, kasam se ek raat ko mil jayen.. kali se phool bana dunga..

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Maine side me nigah ghumai to vahan par 7 - 8 jano ki paltan khadi thi,
Tabhi usme se ek bola -
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G1 (apne boss se)- Bhai aap adesh to karo, in chikniyon ko aapke bistar par na la diya to apun ka naam Raka nahin (usne apni muchho ko taw dete hue kaha)
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Boss ne haan me sar hila diya, or g1 & g2 hamari taraf aane lage,
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Mujhe pehle ladkiyon ko safe karna theek laga,
isi liye maine priya ko ishare se baki ki ladkiyon ko bus me baithne ko kaha.
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Priya jaldi - jaldi sab ko bus me le gayi, or sab ladkiyan bus ki khidki se jhakne lagin, dad ne mamla jaankar turant hi vahan ke police commissioner ko phone laga diya,
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Jaise hi G1 & G2 bus me chadhne ko hue, maine peechhe se unki gardan pakad li, or utha kar boss ke kadmo me phek diya,
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Boss (gusse se apni gun nikalte hue) - Aye chikne kon hai tu,
Apun ke area me aakar garmi dhikha raha hai.
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Main Boss ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, or speed se ek laat (uske usi haath me maari jisse usne gun pakdi hui thi),
Vo pichhe jakar gira, or gun uchhalkar mere hathon me aa gayi,
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Main (pistol ko pakad kar chillate hue)- Tamanche or kanche se to main bachpan se khelta aa raha hun,
Suraj ko bhi ugne se pehle meri ijazat leni padti hai.
Vo do gunde jinko maine utha kar pheka tha, vo zor lagakar phir se khade ho gaye, or 2 gundon ne milkar leader ko uthaya,
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Boss - Kon hai tu??
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Main (cheekhte hue) - Ayeeeee,
Pet kharaab ho to jullab aata hai,
Tabiyat kharaab ho to Ambulance aata hai,
Or agar kismat kharaab ho to "Rocky Thakur" aata hai
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G3 (chillate hue)- Boss ke saamne aawaz nichi rakh.
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Main (cheekhte hue)- Meri awaaz me loudspeeker hai,
Seene me uthta toofan hai,
Sar se paw tak foulaad hun,
Ek baap ki aulaad hun.
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Boss - ye to abhi pata chal jayega,
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Usne apne 4 gundon ko ishara kiya,
Maine bhi hath me pakdi pistol ki goliyan nikaal ke phek din,
Or khali gun ko hawa me uchhal diya.
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Boss - ye hui na mardon vaali baat,
Apun bhi thakur or tu bhi thakur, ab hogi barabar ki takkar.
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Main - Thu hai sale tujh par, Thakuron ka naam kharaab karta hai,
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Boss hasne laga, itne me vo charon gunde mere kareeb aa gaye the,
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Main (un charon ki or dekhkar)- Ayeeeee, Defence karta hun to aadmi ki haddiyan toot jati hain,
Or attack karta hun, to aadmi seedha oopar, (maine apne hath hava me uthate hue kaha).
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Par vo nahin ruke or mujhe charo or se gher liya,
Main bhi fighting position me aa gaya,
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vaise main ye khel secondo me khatam kar sakta tha,
par mujhe apni power ka show off nahin karna tha,
kyonki ye public place tha, or yahan par kaafi bheed ikatthi ho gayi thi.
Or sab log hamare charon or gol ghera banakar khade the. Bheed me dad or phupa ji bhi the, jo kaafi dare hue lag rahe the.
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Maine kun - fu ke snake style ki position me tha, or apne ek hath se snake bana rakha tha.
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Maine apna hath lehraya or muh se 'phisss' ki awaaz nikalte hue ek gunde ki aakh me mara, uski aakh phoot gayi or khonam-khan ho gayi, or vo cheekhte hue apni aakh par hath rakh kar niche gir pada,
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Maine furti se fighting skill change kar ke eagle style bana liya, or jaise hi g2 mere pet par marne ko hua, maine uska war block karke eagle ka panja bana kar uski gardan daba di,
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Usko saans aana band ho gaya, or vahin ke vahin uski mout hi gayi
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Baaki ke gundon ki hawa tight ho gayi thi, yahan tak ki boss bhi muh khole ye sab dekh raha tha
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Maine eagle ke style me G3 ke andkosh pakad liye, vo cheekhne laga, par mujhe rehem nahin aaya, maine unko daba diya, uske aand phoot gaye, or vo vahin cheekhte hue gir gaya.

Ab bacha G4 usko maine ek hath gardan par dusra hath pet par rakh kar dono hathon se apne sar se uncha utha liya, or chillate hue zameen pe de mara,
Vo behosh ho gaya, par mujhe itne se sabar nahin aaya, maine usko ek baar or utha kar de mara, uska sar phat gaya, or sar se gahada - gahada khoon nikalne laga,
Maine ek ghusa uske sar
par de mara,
uska bheja bahar aa gaya.
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Mujhe pichhe se kuchh awaazen aayin,
maine pichhe mudkar dekha to ladkiyan,
bus me se muh nikaal kar ultiyan kar rahi thin, or bheed me khadi hui ladies ka bhi kuchh aisa hi haal tha.
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Maine jab baaki ke gundon ki taraf dekha, unme se 2 ka to moot nikal chuka tha, or boss samhit bakiyon ki taangen kaap rahi thin,
Ye sab dekhkar mere chehre par davil smile aa gayi,
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vaise bhi vo 4 hi bache the, ab maine khel khatam karne ka socha, or bhagte hue unke paas pohcha, G5 ke muh par ghusa maara, uski battisi toot kar gir gayi, maine ek or ghusa uski gardan par maara, or kadak ki awaaz ke sath uski gardan toot kar jhool gayi. Or vo vahin mar gaya,
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Main bhagte hue G6 ke paas pohcha, isse pehle ki vo hath me liye hue chaku se mujhpar vaar kar pata, maine apne dono hathon se uska sar pakad kar ghuma diya, uski gardan toot gayi, vo bhi vahin dher ho gaya,
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Ab bache boss or sath me uska ek chamcha, maine un dono ki taraf rukh kiya, to dono bhagne lage,
Itne me maine unse tez bhagkar pichhe se dono ki gardan pakad kar niche gira diya,
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G7 to ro ro kar rehem ki bheek maangne laga,
par mujhe daya nahin aa rahi thi, kyonki maine un sabki shuru se ab tak ki crime kundli dekh li thi,
itne rape or itne murder kiye the saalo ne jiski koi ginti nahin thi,
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Maine G7 ke dil par ek ghusa mara, uske muh se Uhhhhh ki aawaz aayi or muh se khoon aane laga, kuchh hi seconds me vo lambi - lambi saanse lekar swaha ho gaya.
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Maine leader ki taraf dekha jo paas me pada hua dar ke maare ro raha tha, or jivandan maang raha tha.
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Main (uski gardan daba kar chillate hue)- Ayeeeeee! Poudha lagaega to chhaya milegi,
Kutta palega to wafadaari milegi,
Dushman banaega to mout milegi.

Kehte hue maine uska tetua daba diya, or vo bhi apne hath - pair maarte hue parlor sidhar gaya,
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Dad or phupa ji bhagte hue mere paas aaye,
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Dad (ghabrate hue) - tere kahin lagi to nahin beta??
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Main - Are nahin dad, i am absolutely fine...
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Itne me police ki bohot saari gadiyan aakar rukin,
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Main (man me)- Ye hamare desh ki police kabhi nahin sudhar sakti, hanesha program khatam hone ke baad hi aati hai.
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Dad - beta tum jao, jakar bus me baitho, main zara in police valon ki khabar leta hun.
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Main dad ki baat mankar bus me chala gaya, vahan saari ladkiyan meri darindgi dekhkar khoufzada thin, kyonki un gundon me se sirf ek hi zinda bacha tha jiski aakh phuti thi, baaki sab mar chuke the.
Maine paani ki bottel uthai or apne chehre or hathon ko do kar seat par baith gaya.
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Mansi darti - darti mere paas aayi or meri bagal me baith gayi.
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Mansi (darte hue) - Bhai aap ne itni khatarnak fight kahan or kab seekhi??
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Saari ladkiyan bade dhiyan se dekh or sun rahi thin,
Ab main unko kya batata, main phas chuka tha, fir kuchh sochte hue bola-
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Main - jab main 12th me tha, tabh maine kun - fu seekha tha, or daily 2 ghante raat me sab ke so jane ke baad prectise karta tha.
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Sabhi ko meri baat sunkar setisfection ho gaya. Or maine environment change karne ke liye priya se kaha-
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Main (priya se)- priya jaan tumne ham sabko bataya nahin ki kon tumhari behen hai or konsi meri,
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Meri baat sunkar sab ladkiyan priya ke pichhe pad gayin, to Priya boli-
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Priya (haste hue)- meri behen to sirf sakshi hai, baaki sab aapki behne hain.
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Sakshi (khushi se) - Yahooo!, (Phir mujhse)- kya haal hain jeeja ji.
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Mansi or sheetal ektak gusse se priya ko ghoor rahi thin.
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Main (mansi or sheetal se)- Well, tum sab meri saliyan hi theek ho, but mom - dad ke saamne nahin. O.K.
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Meri baat se vo dono itni khush huin ki mere gaalon ko choom liya.

Tabhi dad ne mujhe bus se bahar aane ko kaha, main bahar aaya to ek ACP khada tha,
maine usko namaste kiya, usne mujhse hand shake kiya or bola-
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ACP - I am sorry Mr. Rocky, mujhe aane me thodi der ho gayi, par aapne in gundon ko achchha sabak sikhaya, inke khilaaf bohot complains thin.
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Dad - jab inke khilaaf itni FIR thin, to aapne action kyon nahin liya?
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ACP - Actually, sir ye paise vaale log hain, inko lockup me daal do to paise ke balbute pe bahar aa jate hain.
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Dad usse baaten karte rahe,
Or main khade hokar sunta raha.
Phir thodi der baaten karne ke baad vo ACP vida lekar chala gaya.
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Or dad mujhse bole-
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Dad - Beta maine sab kuchh settle kar diya hai, ACP ne ye ladai aapas ki dikha kar case band kar diya hai,
Waise ek baat bata, tune ye fight kab seekhi??
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Maine unhen bhi vahi javaab diya jo baaki behno ko diya tha, or phir ham bus me baithkar hotel aa gaye, andhera ho chuka tha, hamne dinner kiya, dinner karte hue mom & bua ne bhi vahi sab puchha, ki fight kahan se seekhi, Bla: Bla: or maine usko bhi javaab diya.
Phir dinner karke ham apne - apne rooms ki or chal diye.
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Priya (mujhse, dheere se mere kaan me)- aapko itni bhi kya jaldi thi, gharvalon ko hamare baare me batane ki, ab main aapke paas nahin so paungi, shadi tak. Mom ne sakhti se mana kiya hai, ki shadi se pehle aapke sath na soun.
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Main (dheere se uske kaan me) - Yarr, mujhe kya pata tha, ki aisa hoga, par tum chinta mat karo, yahan se jakar kuchh plan karenge, jisse ham dono raat me sath rahen..

Sheetal - (Mansi & Sakshi se)- didi, dekho in tota maina me kaise gutar-gu ho rahi hai.
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Mansi - Bhaiii, galat baat, shadi se pehle not allowed.
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Baaki ki behno ne bhi haan me haan milai.
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Main (chidte hue)- haan-haan bana lo mazaak, jab tumhara no. aayega na tabh bataunga.
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Mansi (mazaak me) - Hay! Main mar javan jija ji, priya ke baad mera no. bhi aaega??
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Main (apne sar par hath marke)- Hadd hai yarr.
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Sakshi - Vaise bhai, sab behne aapke paas so chuki hain, ab mera no. hai.
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Main (man me)- Abe iske dimaag me kya chal raha hai, kabhi bhai bolti hai, kabhi jija bolti hai, or kabhi naam leti hai.
Phir main bola- Haan-haan theek hai, so jana mana kisne kiya hai.
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Baaki teeno ka muh ban gaya, kyonki sabhi mere paas Sona chahti thin.
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Main - Are aise udaas mat ho yarr.
Bas Yahin tak ki to baat hai, yahan se jane ke baad sab ka intzaam apne room me hi kar dunga, or gaw me bhi.
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Meri baat sunkar vo thoda khush huin.
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Mansi (sakshi se)- waise didi, aap kabhi bhai ko bhai bolti ho, or kabhi jija ji bolti ho, or bhai bhi kabhi aapko didi bolte hain to kabhi naam lete hain, iske pichhe kya reason hai.
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Main - iska javaab main deta hun,
Actually, Sakshi mujhse 1 saal badi hai, isi liye main kabhi - kabhi isko didi bol deta hun, or hospital me isne kaha tha ki main tumhari behen baad me hun, dost pehle hun, isi liye main iska naam lekar bukata hun, or kuchh puchhna hai?
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Mansi - nahin, sab samajh aa gaya.
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Tabhi dad hamare paas aye or bole -
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Dad - Kal subha sabhi bachcha log tayyar rehna,
Kal ko ham breakfast karke gaw ke liye niklenge.
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Dad ke is faisle se sabhi khush ho gaye, mujhe bhi apne dada - dadi or chacha - chachi se milne ki bohot jaldi thi, or khaskar mansi ko to kuchh zyada hi thi, usne dad ke gaal par kiss kar liya.
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Mansi (dad ke gale lagte hue)- Oh! You are the best dad.
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Dad (mansi ke mathe par kiss karke) - Aye meri bachchi, everything for you beta.
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Phir ham apne - apne room ki taraf chal diye, or sakshi apna bag lekar mere room me aa gayi, or bathroom me change karne chali gayi,
Main bhi vahin change karke bed par baith gaya, tabhi bathroom ka darvaza khula, or sakshi ko dekhkar main shock reh gaya​
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To... Be... Continued
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