XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update -- 48

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Or idhar main soya hua tha,
Ki achanak mujhe laga ki jis kamre me main soya hua tha vahan paani bhar gaya hai, or main doob raha hun, main chillate hue bahar bhaga -
Bachao - Bachao
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NEXT --
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Main kamre se bahar aaya, vahan par sab kuchh normal tha,
or mere pichhe se ladkiyon ke hansane ki aawazen aa rahi thi,
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Main (man me)- Oh! To ye in sabki mili bhagat hai, mere oopar pani dalkar uthane ki, main bhi to kahun, ki ye bin mousam ki barsaat kahan se ho gayi.
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Main vapas andar room me gaya,
to dekha ki priya ke hath me khali balti thi,
or vo sabhi hase ja rahi thin,
maine priya ki taraf hath badhakar mantar padh diya,
or uske saare kapde gayab ho gaye,
Vo sirf Bra Panty me hi reh gayi.
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Vo to shock ho gayi or bhagkar washroom me ghus gayi
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Sab ki hasi ko break lag gaya,
Maine saari ladkiyon ki taraf ghoor ke dekha,
Wo mujhse request karne lagin, or na me sar hilane lagin.
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Main - Kyon, abhi to badi hasi aa rahi thi, ab haso.
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Sheetal - Matlab bhai ab ham mazaak bhi nahin kar sakte kya?
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Main (kutil muskaan ke sath) - Chalo, aaj chod raha hun,
par aage se aisa kiya na,
to samajh lena, ek bhi kapda nahin bachega.
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Mansi (Smiling)- Sach me??
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Main - Tum to rehne hi do. Tumse to meri izzat ko khatra hai.
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Vo sabhi hansane lagin,
or main washroom me ghus gaya,
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Main (man me)- are main kaise bhool gaya ki andar priya bhi hai.
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Vo mujhe dekhte hi apne hathon se apne nange badan ko chhipani ki nakaam koshish karne lagi.
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Priya (sharmate hue)- Aap yahan kya kar rahe hain, chaliye jaiyye yahan se.
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Main - Door lock tumne nahin kiya,
Or puchh mujhse rahi ho, vaise badi sexy lag rahi ho.
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Priya (sharmate hue)- Wo main jaldi me bhool gayi thi,
or yahan shower lene lagi.
Aapko sharam nahin aati,
ek ladki ko aise dekhte hue.
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Main - Wah! Ab apni hone vali patni ko bhi na dekhen.
or dekhna chodo, aaj to man bohot kuchh karne ka kar raha hai.
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Priya - Plzz jaiyye na… mujhe bohot sharm aa rahi hai
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Main - theek hai jata hun, par next time sath me bath lenge, vada karo mujhse.
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Priya- O.K. Baba, ab jao na.
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Main vahan se bahar aa gaya, mere bahar aate hi Usne darvaza lock kar liya. Saari behne ye harkat bakhubi dekh rahi thin.
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Mansi - Haye, kash bathroom me main hoti?
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Maine uske sar par chapat lagai or
Main dusre room ke bathroom me jakar fresh hue, or tayyar hokar niche aa gaya.
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Niche haveli ko phulon se saja diya gaya tha, or bahar park me davat ka khana ban raha tha,
Main sabse mila, or dadaji mujhe ek packet dete hue bole,
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Dadaji - beta, Zamindaron ke apne thaat hote hain, ye pahn kar aao,
Tum par suit karega.
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Maine unse vo packet liya or washroom me jakar change karke aaya.
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Jise pahn kar main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.
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Mujh par nazar padte hi saari behne seeti bajane lagin.
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Sakshi - wah bhai kamaal ke dikh rahe ho, superb
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Ghar ke sabhi logon me tareef ki,
Phir maine room me jakar dadaji ka diya hua sone ka haar gale me daal liya, or sabhi ke sath baat cheet me lag gaya.
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Dopeher tak sabhi gaw vale aa gaye,
Dadaji mujhe lekar un sabke saamne pohche.
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Dadaji - Gaw valon! Ye hai mera pota or mera vaaris "Sagar Thakur".
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Vo sabhi mere aage hath jod kar khade ho gaye,
Or "Sagar Thakur Zindabaad" ke naare lagane lage.
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Maine sabhi ko hath hilakar shant kiya,
Phir dadaji bole.
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Dadaji - Ab se mera pota 60 gawon ka zamidaar hai. Or apni padhai poori karke, ye yahin vapas aayega.
Ab aap log davat ka bharpoor aanand uthaen.
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Sabhi logo ne thodi der narebaazi ki or phir hamne sabko khana khilvaya.
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Tabhi haveli ke aage ek car aakar ruki, or car se utar kar bheed ko cheerte hue 2 log hamare aage aakar khade ho gaye.
Jisme ek dada ji ki umar ka or ek meri umar ka tha.
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Dadaji (uska swagat karte hue) - Aao Ranjeet, kaho kya haal hain.
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Uske sath aaya hua ladka (Bulla -uska naam)
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Bulla (dada ji se)-
Aye buddhe! Tameez se naam le "Thakur sahab" bol.
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Meri aakhon me angare dehekne lage.
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Dad or chacha ji mere pichhe khade the, chacha ji aage badhne ko hue to unhen dad ne rok liya, or sirf dekhte rehne ka ishara kiya.
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Main (apne hath ka mukka banate hue)- Dada ji hukum kijiye.
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Ranjeet (mujhse)- Tu abhi bachcha hai, vahi bankar reh. Aag se khelega to jal jayega.
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Dadaji - Ranjeet, Time hai sambhal ja, varna bemout mara jayega.
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Bulla - Aye buddhe.... Aaaaaahhhhhh
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Usne jaise hi is baar dadaji ko buddhe kaha, maine uski chhati par laat maar di, vo bheed ke oopar se udta hua jakar ped se takraya, or girkar behosh ho gaya.
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Us buddhe ranjeet ki hava kharaab ho gayi, wo vahan se khisakne vala tha, tabhi main bola-
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Main (apni jaang par thaap dete hue)-
Galatfehmi me ho tum, ki tumhara raaj hai,
Idhar aake dekho kon kiska baap hai,
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Or haan ranjeet ji, ye jo aapke dimaag me galatfehmi hai na ki tum hamari zameen hadap loge,
usko dimaag se nikaal do,
Kyonki tumhara saamna ab khiladi se hai. Kyonki main hun "The Rock". naam to suna hi hoga,
Or jo tumne kal bezubaan jungli janvaron ki khaal utaar ke taskari me 3 carore kamaye hain na,
jo tumne apni haveli ke tehkhane me chhipa rakhe hain, thodi der me vahan par chhapa padne vala hai,
Sath me gair - kanoni hathiyaar bhi hain, tum to gaye poori zindagi ko andar, rok sakte ho to rok lo
(Maine apne phone se ACP ko msg karte hue kaha)
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Uska chehra peela pad gaya , or gaw valon ke sath - sath dadaji, dad & chachaji bhi shock me the.
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Vo vahan se apne pote ko driver ki madad se gadi me dalva kar dum daba kar bhaag gaya.
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Dadaji (meri peeth thap-thapate hue) - Wah! Pehle hi shot pe ball baundri se bahar, tumne to saari pareshani hi door kar di.
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Gaw valon ne mujhe kandhe par utha liya, or naare lagane lage,
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Sabko khush dekhkar main bhi khush tha, in logon ne gaw valon ka jeena durbhar kar rakha tha,
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Phir dadaji ke kahe mutabik maine sabhi gaw valon ko apne hathon se kapde or sath me kuchh paise daan kiye.
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Main (gaw valo se)- Aap logon ko koi bhi problem ho to seedhe haveli pe aa jana.
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Vo hath jodkar apna sar jhuka kar khushi - khushi apne - apne ghar chale gaye.
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Ham andar aaye or mujhe dadaji, chacha or dad ne gher liya.
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Fir shuru hua ques contest.
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Dadaji - Beta sabse pehle ye bata ki tujhe aaye hue abhi 1 din bhi nahin hua hai, tujhe iske baare me kaise pata chala.
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Main - Dadaji, aapko kya lagta hai, ki aapne hame dhundha tha, maine apne bachpan me hi aapka pata lagva liya tha, ki mere dadaji kon hain, or sath me aapke dushman bhi.
Dad hame yahan nahin laye hain, balki in sabko main laya hun.
(Ispar dad ne haan me haan milai)
Maine hi sakshi ko bataya tha ki vo meri chacha ki beti hai, usko yakeen
nahin hua to maine usse chachaji ko phone bhi karvaya tha ye conform karne ke liye ki uske ek uncle hain ya nahin.
(Ispar chacha ji ne haan me haan milai)
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Dada ji bohot khush hue or khushi se mera matha choom liya.
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Dad - vo sab chod or ye bata ki "The Rock" tu hi hai? Jisne John the killer ko mara tha??
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Main - Dad isme puchhna kya hai,
Of course main hi hun.
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Dad - mujhe to jaipur vali fight dekhkar hi samajh jana chahiye tha,
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Chacha ji - Vaise beta, tumme itna achchha ladna kahan se sikha, or tumhari takat to be-misaal hai, itna takatvar insaan to maine kahin nahin dekha, pehli baar ek laat me kisi ko udte hue dekha hai.
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Main - Chacha ji, iska credit jata hai, dad ko, hamare ghar me gym hai, jahan par trainer rakhkar bachpan se dad ne mehnat karvai hai,
Or haan fight or kun - fu maine ghar se chhip kar sikha tha.
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Chacha ji - beta main to tera fan ho gaya, itni si umar me itni knowledge.
Bhaisahab tere baap nahin balki tu bhaisahab ka baap hai.
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Is baat par sab hansane lage.
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Chachi ji (paas aate hue)- subha se hamare sagar ne khuchh nahin khaya hai, yahan tak ki chai bhi nahin pi hai,
Or aap ko maskhari soojh rahi hai,
Chaliye hatiye.
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Or vo mera hath pakad kar dianing table par le gayin. Jahan par sab baithe hue the.
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Main - Are meri girlfriend kahan hai?
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Mansi (priya ki taraf ishara karte hue)- Bhai vo yahan baithi hai.
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Main - are ye to meri mangetar hai.
Main girlfriend ki baat kar raha hun.
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(Mere aise sabke saamne mangetar kehne se Priya sharm se laal pad gayi or sath me halke se has di)
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Dadi (oopar se niche aate hue)- Main yahan hun, mere boyfriend.
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Sab hansane lage. Or ladies ne sab ko lunch serve kar diya.
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Chachi ji - priya se tumhari engagement kab hui? Bade chhuparustam ho tum sab log mujhe bataya bhi nahin.
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Mom - hame to khud hi parso pata chala hai ki, they are in love.
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Chachi ji - or didi inki shadi ka irada kab ka hai,
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Bua ji (mazaak me) - Are abhi to ye bachche hain,
Inki shadi 5 saal baad hogi.
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Main (mazaak me)- Bua ji soch lo, phir baad me ye mat kehna ki, meri beti or damaad shadi se pehle hi bhaag gaye.
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Sabhi log thahaka maar kar hansane lage.
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Chachi ji - Ye chhora to bohot shaitaan hai.
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Main - aap bach kar rehna, varna aapko bhi dadi ki tarhan girlfriend bana lunga.
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Chacha ji - Oye khotteya, tujhe meri hi bivi mili hai bhagane ke liye,
main randva ho jaunga.
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Sabhi buri tarhan se hansane lage, or sakshi paani pee rahi thi, uska saara paani bahar aa gaya, or vo bhi khansate hue hansane lagi
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Main - oye aaram se, tumhari mummy ko bhagane ko kaha tha, tumhen nahin.
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Sab ka has has ke bura haal ho gaya.
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Dada ji - aaj kitne dino baad is haveli me khushiyan aayin hain.
Bhagwan! Se meri yahi prarthna hai
Ki ye haveli aise hi hari bhari rahe.
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Phir hamne aise hi hasi - mazaak karte hue lunch finish kiya.
Tabhi mera phone ring hua.
ACP ka phone tha.
Maine receive kiya
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ACP (phone par)- Hello sir, aapka kaam ho gaya hai, hamne chhapa maar kar sab kuchh custody me le liya hai. Or unka ghar zameen or bank accounts sab kuchh seized kar diya hai. Ab vo jail se bahar nahin aa payenge.
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Main (phone par)- Good work, ACP.
Unpar aise - aise charges lagana ki vo bahar na aane payen.
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ACP - Ji theek hai,
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Phir maine phone cut kar diya. Or dadaji se bola-
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Main - Congrats Dada ji, aapke dushman ki band baj chuki hai,
Vo kangaal ho gaye hain,
Or kal unko court me pesh kiya jayega, vahan se sidha jail.
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Dadaji or chacha ji to khushi se jhoom uthe.
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Dadaji - aaj main bohot khush hun, maang beta aaj jo mangega tujhe lakar dunga.
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Main (sochte hue)- Dadaji, priya se meri engagement karva do… jald se jald.
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Meri baat sunkar sab shoked ho gaye.
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Dadaji - Theek hai, 2 din baad tumhari sagai priya se kar di jayegi.
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Saari ladkiyan halle kaatne lagin, or priya ko chhedne lagin. Vo bechari to sharm ke maare muh niche kiye baithi thi.
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Dad - par pitaji, aaj isne sagai ke liye bola hai, Kal ko shadi ke liye bhi bol dega, mere hisaab se itni jaldi theek nahin.
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Dada ji - Main zabaan de chuka hun, or thakur sar kata lega par zabaan se nahin phirega.
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Main (mazaak me)- Muh se nikli baat, kamaan se nikla teer, or mohobbat me karaye hue recharge ke paise, kabhi wapas nahin aate.
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Sab hansane lage, or bua ji bolin-
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Bua ji - Hey Bhagwan! Is ladke se koi nahin jeet sakta, theek hai, 2 din baad sagai ke liye meri haan hai.
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Main - Congratulations, priya darling, sagai ke baad tum meri aadhi bivi ban jaogi,
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priya sharam ke maare vahan se uthkar room me bhaag gayi.
Or Sabhi hansate - hansate lot-pot ho gaye,
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Tabhi ek noukar aaya, or mujhse bola-
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Chhote thakur, aapse milne delhi se ek ladka aaya hai,
jo apna naam ayush bata raha hai,
Uska kehna hai ki uska aapse milna bohot zaroori hai.
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Main (khade hote hue)- chalo dekhte hain, kon aa gaya, naam to pehle kabhi nahin suna. Or delhi bhi main sirf tour par hi gaya tha.
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Main noukar ke sath bahar aaya, dekha to ek mere jitni umar ka ladka
khada tha, maine uske chehre par nigah daali, or sab kuchh pata kar liya.
(Friends agar aapko bhi ayush ke baare me pata karna ho to ye story padhiye, Maantrik (Incest, Romance, Thrill, Magic & Adventure) )
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Mere uske paas jate hi vo mujhse gale lag kar mila, or main usko apne sath haveli ke andar bane
Drawing Room me le aaya.

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Main - haan, to ayush, tumhen logon ki madad karta dekhkar bohot khushi hui,
to tumhen, ek secret base banvana hai, jisme ki gundon ki dhulai ka saara intzaam ho,
or jisme sab kuchh automatic ho,
am i right.
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Meri baat sunkar vo shock ho gaya,
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Ayush - Sach hi kaha tha, guruji ne, aap sach me mahagyani hain, antaryami hain.
Aapse milkar mera rom - rom pulkit ho utha.
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Main - main to ek sadharan sa manushye hun, ye to bas mahakal ki kirpa hai.
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Ayush - bhai ye to aapka badappan hai.
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Main - achchha ye batao, ki tumko secret base kahan par banvana hai?
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Ayush - Bhai mere ghar ke niche hi banva do.
Jiska ek secret rasta mere room se or dusra rasta jungle me jahan mere guruji rehte hain uske aas - pas khule..
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Main - Theek hai, 2 ghante me kaam poora ho jaega,
uska gate sirf tumhari awaaz se khelega,
ya jise tum chahoge sirf vo hi andar aa payega..
or yadi kabhi meri madad ki zaroorat ho to apne man me 7 baar jai mahakal kehkar mere baare me sochna,
hamara man ekdusre se jud jayega, jisse ham kahin se bhi baaten kar sakte hain.
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Vo bohot khush hua, or itne me coffee aa gayi, hamne coffee pite hue or bhi bohot baten kin,
phir maine Anjalika ko pukara,
vo turant pirkat ho gayi,
jisko dekhkar ayush shock ho gaya.
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Main (Ayush se)- Ye tumhari bhabhi hai, or pariyon ki rajkumari bhi.
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Ayush (Anju se)- Namaste bhabhi,
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Anju ne bhi use namaste kiya, or phir maine anju ko sab kuchh samjha diya, ki kaise Kya karna hai,
Usne apni magic stick ghumai or boli,
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Anjalika (mujhse) - Jaan, kaam poora ho gaya, or kuchh ho to batao,
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Main - abhi ke liye bas, aage kuchh hoga to bata dunga.
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Phir anjalika mere gaal par kiss karke gayab ho gayi,
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Ayush - Bhai mujhe bhi aagya dijiye,
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Main - theek hai jao, parantu agli baar urvashi ko sath lekar aana,
usko bolna ki uska ek bhai or bhi hai.
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Ayush - ji bhai theek hai.
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Or Ayush bhi mujhse vida lekar khushi - khushi teleport ho gaya.
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Main vahan se bahar aaya, or apne room me chal diya, sab behno ki mehfil vahin jami hui thi.
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Main andar enter hua, to sheetal, priya se boli-
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Sheetal (priya se)- Lo didi aapke sayyan ji aa gaye.
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Sabhi uski baat se hansane lagin, or priya sharma gayi, us bechari ki subha se sabne aisi ko taisi kar rakhi thi.
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Itne me chacha ji ki entry hui.
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Chacha ji (sakshi se)- sakshi beta, aaj tumhari friend 'kaya' ka birthday hai,
Invitation card aaya hai, tum sabhi bachche chale jana.
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Sakshi - Oh shitt! Main kaise bhool gayi, aaj kaya meri jaan le legi,
Usne turant apna phone nikala or usko birthday wish kiya. Thodi der unki ladai chalti rahi, fir sham ko milne ka bol kar usne phone cut kiya.
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Sakshi - Aaj Meri best friend ka birthday hai, or ham sab ja rahe hain, koi bhi na nahin karega.
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Hamne bhi haan kar diya, or dadaji ki car nikaal kar shopping ke liye paas ke shaher me chal diye.
To... Be... Continued