XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update -- 49

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Sakshi - Aaj Meri best friend ka birthday hai, or ham sab ja rahe hain, koi bhi na nahin karega.
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Hamne bhi haan kar diya, or dadaji ki car nikaal kar shopping ke liye paas ke shaher me chal diye.
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1 ghante me ham paas ke shaher me pohche or maine sakshi ke bataye hue address par car parking me laga di,
Ye is shaher ka Top Mall tha,

parking se hi lift ke zariye ham 2nd floor par chal diye.
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Priya (lift me)- Bhai, aaj ham sab aapki pasand kapde kharidenge.
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Is baat par saari behno ne haan me haan milai.
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Main - O.K. theek hai.
Or ham lift se bahar aakar girls section ki taraf chal diye.
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Maine socha pehle ladkiyon ki shopping karva di jaye, isi liye main unko lekar ladies section me enter hua,
Or ham counter par pohche.
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Sells girl mujhe hi ghoore ja rahi thi,
Or saari ladkiya sells girl ko.
Maine uske aage chutki bajai,
Jisse vo hadbada gayi,
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Sells girl (meri aakhon me dekhte hue)- Welcome, welcome sir,
What types of clothing would you like to see?
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Sells girl ke aise bartav se chid to saari ladkiyan gayin thin, par priya zyada chid gayi.
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Priya (chidkar)- Excuseme, kapde inko nahin hame dikhaiyye, par inki pasand ke, because,
He is my fiancee.
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Sells girl - Very sorry mam, abhi dikhati hun.
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Main - Show us some western dresses.
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Sells girl - yes, sure sir.
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Vo hame apne sath andar le gayi jahan Western dresses thin.
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Maine secondon me sabhi ladkiyon ke liye kapde select kar diye,
"kiske oopar kon sa colour suit karega" ye imagine karke hi maine dress select ki thin,
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Sabhi ladkiyon ke sath - sath vo sells girl bhi shock ho gayi.
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Sells girl - sir, yahan par roz hazaron log aate hain, par itni speed se kapde aaj tak kisi ne select nahin kiye, vo bhi ekdam perfect maching, & perfect colour.
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Sheetal - yahi to khas baat hai inme, or ab mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai, ki ye saari patniyon ko ek hi time me khush rakh sakte hain. Or sab ka time bhi bach jayega.
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Sells girl (shoked)- saari patniyan??
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Mansi - Yes dear, We all are his fiancees.
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Sells girl (shoked)- mam, plzz mazaak mat kijiye, varna mujhe heart atteck aa jayega.
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Sakshi (smiling)- This is the truth, Young lady.
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Vo to hamari baat sunkar jaise pagal hi ho gayi thi, par maine zyada der na karte hue, use apna no limit cradit card pakda diya, or bill pay karke ham vahan se bahar aa gaye.
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Mansi (mujhse)- ab hamara no. hai aapke liye kapde select karne ka.
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Main - bas maaf kijiye mohtarma,
aap sab bas 5 minute wait kijiye,
Main yun gaya or yun aaya.
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Ye sab bolte hue main unka javaab bina sune, sidha gents section me gaya, or vahan se ek black colour ka party-wear suit kharidkar le aaya.
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Main (unke paas aate hue) - haan to, chalen ladies.
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Sakshi - are wah bhai, aap to sach me 5 minute se pehle hi aa gaye..
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Main - Hmm.. chalo ab.
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Or ham vahan se ek gift ki shop par pohche.
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vahan sab ne kaya ke liye apni - apni pasand ke gift pack kara liye.
"Kisi ne purse, kisi ne watch :Bla :Bla :Bla ,
par mujhe vahan kuchh khas pasand nahin aaya,
isi liye main unko pasand karta chodkar ek jewellery shop par gaya,
Or vahan se ek diamond necklace sat khareed liya jo 10 lack ka tha.
Maine usko gift batour pack kara liya.
Or card se payment karke vapas jakar girls ko join kiya.
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Unhone apne gift pack kara liye the.
Maine card se payment kiya or ham vapas jane ke liye mude,
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Tabhi priya ne mansi ke kaan me kuchh kaha, or mansi ne baaki ladkiyon ke, or vo sab mujhe wait karne ka bolkar ek taraf chal din.
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Main - are kahan ja rahi ho, mujhe akela chodkar.
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Sheetal (dheere se)- Bhai hame undergarments kharidne hain, aap wait kijiye ham bas abhi aaye.
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Main (shararat se)- are main kuchh help kar dun?
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Mansi - ji nahin, aap wait kijiye ham bas yun gaye or yun aaye.
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Or vo hansate hue chali gayin.
Itne main saara samaan lejakar car me rakh aaya, or unka wait karne laga, kareeb 20 minute ke lambe intzaar ke baad vo aayin, or ham vapas jakar car me baith gaye,
Waise bhi dada ji ki car 7 seater
thi, isliye ham comfortable the, maine car ghar ke liye bhaga di.
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In car
Sakshi - waise bhai, aapne apna gift nahin dikhaya, lagta hai kuchh khas hi kharida hai.
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Saari ladkiyan uski baat sunkar mujhe aise dekhne lagin jaise puchhna chahti hon, ki kya kharida hai.
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Main - surprise meri jaan surprise, vahin par dekh lena.
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Phir ham aise hi baaten karte hue ghar aa gaye,
sham ke 5 baj chuke the,
or party night me 8 baje thi.
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Maine ladkiyon ko tayyar hone bhej diya, kyonki main janta tha ki agar inse 7 baje tayyar hone ko bola jaye to ye raat ke 10 baja dengi.
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Wo sab tayyar hone chali gayin, or main jakar dada ji ke paas baith gaya, jo dad, phupa ji or chachaji se kisi topic par baaten kar rahe the.
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Main unki baaten sunne laga, vo mera life style discuss kar rahe the,
Jab unki baaton me meri cars ka zikar aaya, to mujhe yaad aaya ki party me jane ke liye hamare paas cars to hain hi nahin, dadaji ke paas old model ki car thi, or chacha ji bhi simple car use karte the, or ham aaye bhi mini bus me the.
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Main soch me pad gaya, par mere paas abhi bohot time tha cars mangane ke liye.
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Maine turant hi internet se 2 lugzery cars book kar din, or emergency delivery ka msg daal diya, jisme mujhe 2 lack extra dene pade.
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Or aadhe ghante me hi cars deliver ho gayin, or bade logon se gossip me aadha ghanta or nikal gaya.
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Phir main bhi uthkar tayyar hone chala gaya, or fresh hokar mall se laya hua black suit daal liya.

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Or matching accessories watch, shoes etc. pahn kar full ready hokar niche aa gaya. Jahan puri family baithi hui thi.
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Sheetal (seeti bajate hue)- Wow bhai, u looks so smart.
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Main - Thanks gudiya.
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Sabhi ne meri choice ki tareef ki,
Or ladies ne mere dwara dilvaye hue girls ke kapdon ki.
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Phir ham 7 baje vahan se chal diye bahar ki taraf,
kyonki party ek hotel me thi,
jo yahan se 40 minute ki doori par tha.
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Ham sab ghar se bahar nikle jahan dono cars dekhkar saari ladkiyan shock ho gayin. Bahar world ki top expensive cars khadi thin.
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Lamborghini Veneno

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Koenigsegg One

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Mansi (khushi se)- Bhai aapne ye kab me manga lin??
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Main - bas manga lin, ye chodo or jaldi chalo, ham late na ho jayen.
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Ham 5 the or gadiyan 2 sitter thin, to ek car me 3 ladkiyan asjust ho gayin,
Or main & priya 1 car me ho gaye,
Or ham chal pade sakshi ke diye hue address par.
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Jahan se bhi hamari cars nikaltin, log sirf hamari cars ko hi dekh rahe the,
Kyonki vo ek backward area tha,
Isi liye unhone aisi cars nahin dekhin thin.
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Hamari cars aage - pichhe hi chal rahi thin, or hamne ek sath hotel ki parking me cars laga din, jahan sab hame hi dekh rahe the,
Ham bahar aaye or hotel ke andar chal diye.
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Jahan Sakshi ne hame Kaya se introduce karvaya,
Hamne use birthday wish kiya,
kaya meri persanelity se kaafi prabhavit hui,
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Kaya - sakshi ke bhai Rocky aap hi ho na? Jiski ye hamesha tareef karti rehti hai
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Main - ji vo namuraad main hi hun.
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Kaya (hansate hue)- Aap bohot funny ho,
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Main - Laugher is the best Madison for a sad people.
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Kaya - You mean, i am sad person.
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Main (dheere se uske kaan me)- ye jo aap khushi ka dikhava kar rahi hain na, iska matlab ye nahin ki koi aapka dukh pehchan nahin payega.
Mujhe aapki udasi aapki aakhon se saaf dikh rahi hai,
par yakeen maniye sab theek ho jayega.
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Usne mujhe dekhte hue ek pheeki si smile de di, or baaki mehmano sebaaten karne lagi,
vo baar - baar kisi bahane se hamare paas aati rahi, or poore time mujhe hi tadti rahi.
Or itne me cake cut karne ka time ho gaya.
Ham sab ne usko gher liya, usne cake cut kiya, or sab ne use ek sath taliyan bajate hue "Happy Birthday Kaya" bola.
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Usne apne haaton se apne mom - dad or sister ko cake khilaya, phir sakshi ko or uske baad mujhe bhi apne hathon se khilaya,
Maine bhi ek tukda uske muh me daal diya,
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Phir ham sab ne apne - apne gift diye,
Usne or kisi ka nahin, balki sabse pehle mera hi gift khola, or gift dekhkar vahan khada har shaks shoked ho gaya.
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Vo poora diamond sat tha.

Kaya ne to khusi se chillate hue mujhe gale laga liya, or mere gaal par kiss kar di.
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Is baat se saari behne jal bhun gayin,
Par vo kuchh kar bhi nahin sakti thin.
11 baje party khatam hui, or ham ghar jane ke liye ready ho gaye,
Kaya mere paas aayi, or mere kaan me mera phone no. maanga,
To maine use apna card pakda diya,
Vo sabse milkar bye bolkar vapas hotel me chali gayi, or ham chal diye ghar ki taraf.
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Car me Priya mujhse baat nahin kar rahi thi,
Maine usko bohot samjhaya, par vo nahin mani, or boli -
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Priya - Aap kabhi nahin sudhar sakte?
Aapka kaya se zaroor koi chakkar hai,
Bla Bla Bla, vo pata nahin kya kya ilzaam lagati rahi.
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Mera use samjhana bekaar raha, ham ghar pahunch gaye or main car khadi karke sab ke sath andar chal diya,
Maine or behno se baat karne ki koshish ki, par koi bhi mujhse baat nahin kar rahi thi,
Main vahin ruk gaya, or nam aakhon se chillaya
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Main (chillate hue)- Suspect is a disease, that has no cure in the world.
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Or main unse bhi tez ghar me enter kar gaya, or apne room me jakar door lock karke bed par baith gaya.

To... Be... Continued