XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Main (chillate hue)- Suspect is a disease, that has no cure in the world.
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Or main unse bhi tez ghar me enter kar gaya, or apne room me jakar door lock karke bed par baith gaya.
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NEXT --
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Mera mood off tha, or dimaag me beshumaar gussa tha,
jab aapki koi galti na ho,
or aapko koi doshi thehra de,
to sochiye ki aapko kaisa mehsoos hoga,
is wakht mera bhi kuchh aisa haal tha.
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Abhi main baitha hi tha,
ki mere saamne roshni hui or usme se ek kadak awaaz mere kano me padi,
Jo MahaKaal ki thi.
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Mahakal - Bhakt! Samaye aa gaya hai, un danavo ko maarne ka,
jo manushye ke roop me ghoom rahe hain,
or manushyon ko haani pohcha rahe hain,
Ye jo tum soch rahe ho, ise chodo or jis karye ke liye tum janme ho,
Vo karye poora karo.
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Main to unke aage hath jod kar, or sar jhuka kar khada hua tha,
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Main - Parantu, Prabhu! Mujhe kaise pata chalega ko vo kahan hain?
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Mahakaal - uske baare me apni aankh band karke sochna, tumhen sab pata chal jayega,
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Main - jo aagya mere maalik.
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Mahakaal - Deergh Aayushman bhava:
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Kehkar vo roshni gayab ho gayi,
Or maine apni aakhen band kar lin,
"Mujhe dikha ek khoufnaak manzar -
Jo manushye roopi danav utpaat macha rahe the, or khule aam ladkiyon ka balatkaar kar rahe the."
Unki drindgi dekhkar ek baar ko to main bhi dar sa gaya,
Par mere man me aawaaz aayi guruji ki
Guriji - Bhaybheet na ho balak,
tumhen jaldi hi iski aadat pad jayegi.
Ye to bas shuruvat hai.
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Main utha or seedha dad ke room ka door knock kiya,
aaj maine mom & dad ko sab khuchh khule sabdon me batane ka faisla kar liya tha,
apni powers or apne janam ke maksad ke baare me.
Thodi hi der me mom ne door khola,
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Main - mom, dad kahan hain?
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Dad - andar aa ja beta.
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Main andar dad ke paas pohcha.
Or mom bhi gate lagakar andar aa gayin.
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Main unke kareeb pohcha, or unko sab kuchh bata diya,
unko yakeen dilane ke liye thoda magic bhi kar ke dikhaya,
unhone mujhe gale se laga liya.
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Dad (mujhe gale se lagate hue)- Main aaj dhanye ho gaya tere jaisa beta pa kar.
Ja or anyaye ke khilaaf yudh aarambh kar.
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Main (nam aakhon se) - Dad, agar is beech mujhe kuchh ho jaye, to mom or mansi ka khayal rakhna.
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Pichhe khadi hui mom jo ab tak hamari baaten sunkar aansu baha rahi thin, unhone mere gaal par ek chaata laga diya.
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Mom (rote hue)- Tujhe kuchh nahin hoga, vada kar mujhse tu vapas aayega, tujhe aana hi hoga.
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Main (Mom ke mathe ko choom kar)- Haan maa, main vada karta hun, ki main lout kar zaroor aaunga, mera intzaar karna. Or mere jane ke baad baaki sab ko koi bahana bana dena, kisi ko kuchh mat batana.
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Mom - dad ne haan me sar hila diya,
Or main teleport hokar sidha pahunch gaya us jagah jahan par un danavo ne tehelka machaya hua tha.
Ye ek khali pada godaam tha,
Jahan par bade - bade pinjre lage hue the, or un me ladkiyan kaid thin,

Abhi tak mera saamna sirf insano se hua tha,
ye mere liye bilkul naya tha,
Maine apna hath aage kiya or mere hath me chamakti hui ek sword aa gayi, main aage badha to dekha ki 2 ladkiyon ko zanzwero se bandha hua tha, or vo bilkuk nangi thin,

Or thode hi duri par 4 danav ek ladki ka balatkaar kar rahe the, vo ladki cheekh chilla rahi thi, or rehem ki bheekh maang rahi thi, par vo to danav the, unme daya kahan se aayi.
Gusse ke maare meri aakhen laal ho gayin,
or main bhagte hue un 4 danavo ki or lapka,
jo us ladki ka buri tarah rape kar rahe the.
Maine jate hi pichhe se ek ka sar uda diya, mere aisa karte hi baki ke 3 danav satark ho gaye, or uchhalkar mere saamne khade ho gaye.
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Tabhi unme se 2 ek sath meri or badhe maine apni talvar ghumai par unhone mera var, apne hathiyar se block karke meri chhati par, ek kick maari,
jisse main udta hua door jakar gira,
Main phir khada hua or doguni speed se apni talvaar ghumane laga.
Or meri talvaar se ek danav ki bazu or ek danav ka pair kat gaya, vo dard se cheekhne lage,
itne me vo danav jo thodi doori par khada tha,
Vo roop badalkar apne asli roop me aa gaya.

Usne apna muh khola jisme se aag nikalne lagi, vo lagatar mujhpar aag se hamla kar raha tha, or uski aag se meri body jalne lagi, or main cheekhte hue vahin gir gaya.
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Tabhi vo ladki jiska rape ho raha tha,
Vo cheekh kar boli-
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Laski (rote hue cheekh kar)- Bhaiyya utho, Utho Bhaiyya, or hame in darindon se bacha lo, (dahade maarkar rote hue)- Bacha lo bhaiyya... Bacha lo hame...
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Uska itna dard-naak rona sunkar meri aakhon me bhi aansu aa gaye,
Vo danav kehkaha lagakar hansate hue bola.
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Danav (hansate hue)- Chilla, or chilla tu jitna cheekhegi, utna hi mere dil ko sukoon milega, kuchh hi saal baad is poori duniya par Demons ka raaj hoga..
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Mere lagataar aansu nikal rahe the, par meri body ne mera sath chod diya tha..
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Tabhi mere man me guruji ki awaaz gunjhi -
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Guruji (mere man me)- Putra, tum itne kamzor nahin ki in mamuli se danavon ka saamna na kar pao,
Utho or jo maine sikhaya hai, use kirya me laao.
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Maine mantra padhne shuru kar diye,
Or main ekdam theek hota chala gaya,
Or main uthkar khada ho gaya.
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Mujhe theek thaak dekhkar vo danav ashcharye me pad gaya,
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Danav (gusse me)- Aye, tu sadharan sa manushye theek kaise ho gaya?
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Main - Dushman bankar mujhse, jeetne chala tha nadaan,,
Agar mere Mahakaal se mohobbat kar leta,
to main khud haar jata.
"Jai Mahakaal".
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Or maine apne hath jodkar apni aakhen band kar lin, mere andar se peele rang ki roshni nikalne lagi,
Ab mujhe sirf un sab danavon ki cheekhen sunai de rahi thin,
Ye energy sirf bure logon ko maarne ke liye thi,
jiski maine bohot prectise ki thi, dhiyan laga - laga kar.
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Jab unki cheekhen band huin to maine apni aakhen kholin, dekha ki unki haddiyan bhi baaki na bachi thin,
Main chalkar us ladki ke paas pohcha jiska vo danav balatkaar kar rahe the, or jate hi apni shirt utarkar usko pehna di.
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Vo ladki mujhe dekh kar ro padi or boli-
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Ladki (rote hue)- Bhaiyya aapse ek pirarthna hai.
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Main (uske aansu pochhte hue)- Haan, bol behen.
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Ladki - Bhaiyya mujhe zeher de do, mujhse ab ye dard bardasht nahin ho raha,
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uski baat sunkar meri aakhon me aansu aa gaye, or main ro pada.
Sach me un darindo ne uski halat bohot buri kar di thi, uske jism ke har hisse se blood aa raha tha.
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Main - Tujhe kuchh nahin hoga meri behen, tu abhi theek ho jayegi.
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Ye kehte hue maine uske sar par hath rakh kar mantar padh diye,
Jisse vo theek hoti chali gayi, or uska dard bhi band ho gaya, usne mujhe gale se laga liya, or boli-
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Ladki - Bhaiyya, aapka naam kya hai?
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Main - Rocky naam hai mera, "Rocky Thakur". Or tumhara?
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Ladki - Mera naam Payal hai,
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Main - Nice to meet you, Miss. Payal.
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Ladki - bhaiyya, Aap bhagwaan hain, aap devta hain.
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Main - main na koi bhagwan hun, na devta, bas sadharan insaan hun, or Mahakaal ka bhakt,
Log kehte hain ki,
jab mout saamne aayegi to main dar jaunga.
Kailaash tak chalne vala,
MAHADEV ka deevana hun,
"Jai Mahakaal" karke nikal jaunga.
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Phir maine us ladki ko sahara dekar uthaya, vo bhi khushi se mere sath chal di,
Jitni bhi ladkiyan Danavon ki giraft me thin, maine unhen azaad karvaya, or jo ghayal thin, unko theek kiya,
Un sabhi ne mera shukriya ada kiya,
Phir ek - ek karke unko unke ghar chod aaya.
Or seedha haveli me teleport ho gaya.
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Mere man me guriji ki awaaz gunjhi -
Shabash putra: Aaj tumne 4 danavon ka shikaar kiya hai,
ab unme ek dar paida ho jayega.
Dar apne sathiyon ko kho dene ka,
Dar mout ka, dar mahakaal ka.
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Main (guruji se TP me)- Ji guridev, par main ab yahan nahin rehna chahta. Mere yahan rehne se meri family ko khatra ho sakta hai.
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Guruji - To yahan chale aao, mere paas.
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Main - Jo aagya gurudev.
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Or main dad ke room ke bahar pohcha, or room knock kiya.
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Mom ne door khola or mujhe sahi salamat dekhkar apne gale se laga liya, or ham aise hi gale lage hue andar aa gaye, dad mujhe dekhkar bed se uthkar baith gaye.
Main unse bhi gale lagkar mila.
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Dad - to kar aaya apne jivan ka pehla yudh?
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Main - ji dad, yudh aarambh ho chuka hai, jab tak sabhi danav maare nahin jaate tabh tak main chain se nahin baithunga.
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Mom (fikarmand hokar)- Beta tere kahin chot - vot to nahin lagi?
Main - Akaal Miratyu Vo Mare, Jo Kaam Kare Chandaal Ka,
Kaal Bhi Uska Kya Kare, Jo Bhakt Ho "MAHAKAAL" Ka.
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Mom (mujhe gale lagate hue)- Ab to kahin nahin jayega na?
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Main - mom, main takreeban 2 mahine ke liye ja raha hun guruji ke paas, prectise karne sath me mujhe
danavon ka shikaar bhi karna hai,
or jinnlok bhi jana hai.
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Dad - Jinnlok?? Vahan kyon jana hai?
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Main (smiling)- Aapki bahu lane, vahan ki rajkumaari aapki hone vali bahu hai.
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Dad (ashcharye se)- Mazaak mat kar, agar aisa hai to phir priya ka kya hoga, usse kya tune jhoothe vaade kiye hain?
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Main - Jhoothe vaade main kisi se nahin karta, priya mere baare me sab kuchh janti hai, or meri zindagi me bohot saari patniyan aayengi, or aapko sabhi ko swikaarna hoga,
Yahi guruji ka kehna hai.
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Mom & Dad - kyaaaaa?? Bohot saari patniyan.
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Main - isme itna ashcharye ki kya baat hai,
Bhagwan krishan ke to 16000 patniyan thin, apun to fir bhi 5 - 6 se kaam chala lega.
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Dad (hansate hue)- Sale mujhse ek nahin jhilti, or tu 5 - 7 layega.
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Mom (gusse se)- ek nahin jhilti se aapka kya matlab hai?
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Dad (sakpakate hue)- Are wo wo main sorry yarr, main to mazaak kar raha tha.
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Mom or main thahaka lagakar hansane lage.
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Mom (hansate hue, mujh se mazaak me) - dekh le beta,
tere dad kaise bheegi billi bane rehte hain,
tu to bheega kutta ban jayega.
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Abki baar mom & dad ek sath hansane lage.
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Main - Lehron Ko Khamosh Dekhkar Ye Na Samajhna,
Ki Samandar Me Lehren Nahin Hain,
Ham Jab Bhi Uthenge Toofan Bankar Uthenge,
Bas Uthne Ki Abhi Thani Nahin Hai.
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Dad - Kyon nahin uthoge beta, Piles hai kya, dekho agar aisa hai to sharmao mat bejhijhak bol do.
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Mom & Dad hansate - hansate lot - pot ho gaye, or mera popat ho gaya,
Kasam se usi din kasam kha li ki baap ke saamne kabhi dialog na marunga.
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Main (shararat se)- Waise aaj aapko badi maskhari sujh rahi hai, chakkar kya hai? Kahin chhote Rocky ka to plan nahin??
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Dad hansane lage or mom sharma gayin, or meri kamar par ek chipka bhi diya.
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Dad (hansate hue)- tere muh me ghee shakkar beta, main to kab se keh raha hun, teri mom hi nahin maan rahin.
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Mom ne sharmate hue ek laat dad ke pichhvade pe bhi chipka di.
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Dad (hansate hue)- yarr lekar to bivi aaya tha, par ghodi kab se ban gayi,
Or laat bhi maarne lagi.
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Dad or main thahaka lagakr has diye.
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Main - Mom & dad kya aap apni 1 bahu se milna chahenge,
jo pariyon ki rajkumaari hai.
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Unki hasi ko to jaise break lag gaya,
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Mom - kya sach me beta?
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Maine muskurate hue haan me sar hila diya. Or anjalika ko pukara.
Vo mere saamne prakat ho gayi,
Or uski khubsurti dekhkar mom & dad shock ho gaye. Waise bhi aaj vo tayyar hokar aayi thi, or aaj to apne pankh bhi nikale hue the.
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Usne aate hi Mom & Dad ke pair chhukar aashirvad liya,
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Mom - Hyee, maine to sirf pariyon ke baare me suna tha, par aaj to dekh bhi liya, kya kismat payi hai maine ki meri bahu bhi pariyon ki rajkumaari hai
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Dad - Sach kaha Rachna tumne, hamari bahu sundarta ki bemisaal murat hai,
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Anjalika apni tareef sunkar khade hokar sharma rahi thi.
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Phir maine mom dad ko anjalika se introduce karaya, or main anjakika se bola-
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Main - Anju, main guruji ke paas ja raha hun,
or kuchh din precise karke phir vahin se jinnlok nikak jaunga,
Mere pichhe meri family ka dhiyan rakhna,
ho sake to apne lok se yahan par security ke liye kuchh bando ka bandovast kar dena.
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Anjalika - Aap befikar hokar jaiyye, ye mere bhi to mom - dad hain.
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Maine anju ka matha choom liya,
Or kaha - i will miss you very badly.
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Dad - Oye, Laila majnu, apna pyaar baad me karna pehle mere dil ko thandak to de de, pata nahin kitne din kaatne padenge tere bina.
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Main jakar mom & dad se baari - baari gale mila
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Main - dad priya se meri sagai filhaal koi bahana bana kar taal dena,
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Dad - ho jayega, tu befikar hoke ja, pehle apna dharam nibha.
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Maine mom & dad ke gaal chume or teleport hokar guruji ke paas pahunch gaya.
Waise maine guruji ke paas aane ka faisla isliye liya tha ki mujhe saari behno ko unki saza deni thi.
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To ... Be ... Continued