XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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kisi ne room ma gate knock kiya, or ek shahed jaisi meethi si awaaz mere kano me padi-
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Awaaz - kya ham andar aa sakte hain?
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Main (uth kar baithte hue)- Haan - haan aaiyye, ab apne mitra se bhi puchhna padega kya.
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Meri baat sunkar Menka andar aa gayi, or mukurate hue mere paas baith gayi.
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Main (smiling)- Ji kahiye, kaise aana hua, hamare gareeb khane par.
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Menka (hansate hue)- Ab ham mitra hain to ham ne socha ki apne mitra se thodi baaten kar li jayen.
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Main - sach me yahi baat hai na?
Ya fir se chocolate chahiye.
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Menka (massom si shakal bana kar)- ab aap itna aaghrye kar hi rahe hain to de hi dijiye.
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Main (hansate hue)- aap na bohot shaitaan ho, (phir usko pocket se thodi chocolate dekar)- ye lijiye.
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Menka ne khushi - khushi saari chocolate mere hath se jhapat lin..
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Menka - waise ek baat bataiyye,
ki kya aapki koi premika hai?
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Main samajh gaya, ki zabaan iski hai,
Par dimaag zaroor leeza ka hai.
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Main (gareebo vala muh bana kar)- hamari aisi kismat kahan?
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Menka meri baat par has di phir apni hasi rok kar mujhse boli.
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Menka - Are aap itne roopwaan hain, guni hain, or bahadur bhi hain, phir bhi aapne abhi tak koi premika nahin banai.
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Main (usko usi ki baaton me phasate hue)- Achchha aapko main kaisa lagta hun?
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Menka (smiling)- bas ye samajh lijiye, ki aapke jaisa balshali, or roopwan aaj tak nahin dekha.
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Main - to phir aap hi meri premika ban jaiyye,
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Ye baat sunkar vo ekdam se shoked ho gayi, phir apne aap ko sambhaalte hue boli-
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Menka - wo wo main abhi 18 saal ki hun na? Or or aapne hi to kaha tha ki abhi main doll jaisi hun, matlab bachchi hun.
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Main - Are vo to maine aise hi keh diya tha, or meri umar bhi zyada nahin hai, main aapse sirf 2 hi saal bada hun, itna antar to hona hi chahiye na.
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Menka (ekdam se)- Aap hamse 2 saal bade hain, or didi bhi hamse 2 saal badi hain,
(Phir apni aakhon ko gol ghuma kar muskurate hue)- jodi ekdam uttam rahegi.
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Mujhe kuchh halki si awaaz si mehsoos hui, maine door ki taraf dekha to ek kali parchhai si nazar aayi, main samajh gaya, ki vahan kon hai.
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Main (menka se muskurate hue)- nahin, hame to sirf aap pasand ho.
Ekdam masoom or aakarshak chehra.
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Apni tareef sunkar menka ka chehra tamatar ki tarhan laal ho gaya.
Tabhi mere kano me leeza ke man ki awaaz sunai di, jo chilla rahi thi.
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Darvaze par chhip kar khadi Leeza (apne man me)- haan wo masoom hai, or ham to jaise katil hain,
vo aakarshak or ham to jaise hatyarin hain.
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Ye sab sunkar mujhe hasi aa rahi thi,
Par main control kar raha tha.
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Menka - to kya aapko hamari didi pasand nahin hain, unme kya kami hai, vo to hamse bhi zyada sundar hain.
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Main (baasi roti ki shakal bana kar)- vo bohot sundar hain, is baat ko ham maante hain, kintu vo man ki saaf nahin hain.
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Darvaze par chhipi leeza ka mattha kharaab ho raha tha, gusse se uske gaal bhi gulabi ho gaye the.
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Menka (achraj se)- kyon? Didi man ki saaf kaise nahin hain?
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Main (masumiyat se)- yahan sab bohot achchhe hain, sabhi ne hamse baat ki, yahan tak ki aapne hamse mitirta ki, par ham jab se aaye hain,
Tabh se rajkumari leeza ne hamse ek took baat tak nahin ki.
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Leeza (apne man me, jo main bhi sun raha tha)- Ab main aapse kaise baat karun, aapko kaise bataun ki mujhe kitni sharam aati hai..
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Menka (mujhse)- vo kya hai na, didi bohot sharmeeli hain, isi liye vo kisi se zyada baat nahin kartin.
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Main - hmmm.
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Menka - hmmm kya kar rahe hain,
Ye bataiyye baat karun kya didi se aapki?
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Main - aap meri baat kyon karengi, agar aapki didi ko main pasand hun, to vo aakar mujhse khud baat karen
(Maine apni agli chaal chalte hue kaha)
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Menka - chaliye theek hai, ham didi se is baare me baat karenge, ab ham chalte hain sone, "shubh ratri".
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Maine bhi use shubh ratri bola, or vo chali gayi. Usse pehle hi leeza ja chuki thi, main bhi sone ke liye let gaya, or ek baar apni behno ko dekhkar gehri neend me chala gaya..
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Idhar Leeza Ke Room Me
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Leeza (aansu bahate hue)- Wo mujhe pasand nahin karte, ab main unko kaise bataun, ki mujhe kitni sharam aati hai.
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Menka (uske aansu pochhte hue)- Didi, ab ya to aap apni sharam dekh lo, ya apna pyaar.
Kahin aisa na ho ki koi or unhen lekar champat ho jaye. (Menka ne leeza ko darate hue kaha)
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Leeza(anjane dar se)- nahin - nahin,
Ham kal hi unse baat karenge.
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Menka (khushi se usko gale lagate hue)- ye hui na baat, or haan unke chakkar me hame na bhool jana
(Uski awaaz kuchh rohansi ho gayi thi)
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Leeza (uske gaal par kiss karke)- hamare jeete jee aisa kabhi nahin hoga.
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Phir vo dono aise hi baaten karte hue ek dusre ko hug karke so gayin.
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Subha meri neend khuli,
main fresh hokar washroom se bahar aaya, or pahnne ke liye apni shirt uthai hi thi,
Ki bina knock kiye leeza mere room me enter hui. Main shirtless khada tha,
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Mujhe dekhkar uski aankhen badi - badi ho gayin,
Maine jaldi se apni shirt pehni, or usse bola-
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Main - are aaj surye kahan se utpann hua hai, aap or hamare kaksh me.
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Leeza (badi hi madhur awaaz me)- kyon ? Kya ham yahan nahin aa sakte kya?
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Main - are nahin, hamare kehne ka matlab wo nahin tha, aap pehli baar hamse baat kar rahi hain na, isi liye.
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Leeza (sad sa face bana kar)- hame maaf kar dijiye, hame bohot sharam aa rahi thi, isi liye bas.....
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Main (beech me)- chaliye jane dijiye, or bataiyye, hamse kuchh kaam tha kya?
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Leeza (pyaar se)- jee nahin, wo aapko pitaji ne yaad kiya hai, subha ke bhojan ke liye.
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Main - chaliye fir.
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Or main uske pichhe-pichhe bhojan kaksh me pahunch gaya,
Aaj ek member or bhi tha,
jo dekhne me koi muni (sadhu) lag raha tha.
Or unke chehre par ek tej tha,
Unko dekhkar main khud ko jaise unke pair chhune se rok hi na paya.
Or maine jakar unke charan sparsh kiye.
Jisse wo bohot prasann hue.
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Muni (apni aakhen band karke)- Deergh aayushmaan bhava:
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Aghora ne mera unse parichay karvaya.
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Aghora - Sagar, ye hamare raajguru hain.
(Phir rajguru ki or dekh kar)- ye...
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Rajguru (aghora ko beech me rokte hue)- Ham sab jante hain rajan,
yahi hain rakshak, jinka janm hi lok - Kalyan ke liye hua hai.
Or aaj ke yug me yahi vo mahaan aatma hain, jo kai baar "Mahakaal" ke darshan kar chuke hain,
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Unki baat sunkar raja ke sath - sath sabhi chakit reh gaye.
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Rajguru (apni baat jaari rakhte hue)- haan rajan, ye satye vachan hain,
Jinka ek baar naam japne matra se hi, aatma tript ho jati hai,
Jinke darshan karne hetu rishi, muni ek taang par khade hokar poora jeevan nikaal dete hain, or tabh bhi unhen darshan prapt nahin hote,
Un "Mahakaal" jinka dusra naam "Shiv" hai, unke darshan ye apni aakhon se kai baar kar chuke hain.
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Ye kehte hue, Rajguru rote hue mere pairon me gir gaye.
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Rajguru (mere pair pakad kar)- aap mahaan hain, main kya aapko aashirvaad dunga, main to aapke saamne ek bhikshuk (fakeer) ke samaan hun.
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Maine turant hi unhen utha kar apne seene se laga liya.
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Main (unko apne gale se lagate hue)- kirpiya hamare pair chhukar hame paap ka bhaagi na banayen,
Ye to hamari kundli me likha hua hai,
Jo hame mila hai, or ham jab bhi "Swami Mahakaal" se milenge, unse aapko darshan dene ka zaroor aaghrey karenge.
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Meri baat sunkar raajguru itne prasann hue ki vo mujhse alag hokar
Ek baar zor se chillaye "Jai Shiv Shambhu"… "Om Nama: shivaya"
Or unhone ek shankh nikaal kar bajaya..
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Raja bhi mere aage jhuk gaya tha,
Badi mushkil se maine unko samjha - bujha kar shant kiya, or fir ham breakfast karne baith gaye,
Breakfast ke dauran hi rajguru meri or dekhkar bole-
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Rajguru - Waise vats! Abhi tak aap apne asli roop me kyon nahin aaye?
Aapke roop ko dekhne ke liye, meri aakhen pratiksha (intzaar) kar rahi hain.
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Maine apna roop badal liya, or apne insaani roop me aa gaya, jo poori aakarshan power ke sath chamak raha tha,
Itni aakarshan or mera tej dekh kar ek baar to sabki aakhen jaise band si ho gayi thin, leeza to jaise pagal si ho gayi thi, or tukur - tukur aakhen phade mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi.
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Phir main vapas jinn ban gaya,
Or sab ka dhiyaan toot gaya.
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Rajguru (apne hath jodakar)- aapka tejasvi roop dekhkar, main dhanye ho gaya,
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Main - are itna bhi khaas nahin hai.
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Rani (Avanti)- nahin sagar, aap is roop me sakshat bhagwaan lagte hain, agar koi kanya dekh le, fir chahe vo kisi bhi lok ki kyon na ho,
Wo aap me kho jayegi.
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Main blush karne laga, or leeza ab bhi khane ka nivala hath me lekar meri or pyaar bhari nazron se dekh rahi thi, tabh paas baithi menka usko kohni maarkar hosh me layi.
Jisse vo hadbada gayi, or sharmakar vapas khana khane lagi,
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Breakfast finish karke raja or rajguru mujhe apne sath ek room me le gaye,
Jo dekhne me ek library ke samaan tha, jisme tarhan - tarhan ki kitaaben bhari padi thin,
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Raja ne ek album se nikaali,
Or lekar ek table par rakh di,
Or hame bhi sath me bula liya,
Fir vo shaitan lok ke charecters ka intro dene lage.
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Intro Time
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Leader of shaitan (Andhkasur)
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Doughter of shaitaan (Marsie)
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Son of shaitan (Keela)
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Senapati of shaitaan (nablees)
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Main (raja se)- senapati to mar gaya tha na? Fir iska parichay kyon de rahe hain?
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Raja - Kal hi isko naya senapati banaya gaya hai, is tasveer ko dekho,
Or batao ky aye vahi hai?
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Main - haan, theek kaha, ye alag hai.
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Main - to inki kahani kya hai?
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Raja -........

To... Be... Continued