XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Tabhi mera phone ring hua,
Kisi unknown no. se tha.
or maine side hokar phone pick kiya,
Dusri taraf se phone par uski awaaz sunkar mera khoon khoul gaya,
Or maare gusse ke mere nathune phoolne lage.

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Asal me hua ye tha,
ki jaise hi maine phone pick kiya, udhar se mujhe raju ke rone ki awaaz sunai di.
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Udhar se (phone par Raju rote hue) - Bhai mujhe bacha, in logon ne mera kidnep kiya hai,
or bohot maar rahe hain,
(tabhi phone par dusre ladke ki awaaz aayi)- Hahahahha, Ye shane sun, tera dost hamare kabze me hai,
Or tu shaher ki bohot badi top hai na,
To hame dhoondh ke dikha,
Par itne tera dost mar chuka hoga,
Kyonki hamne iski nas kaat di hai..
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Main (gusse se phone par chillate hue)- Tu bas 5 minute ruk,
Tera to main wo hashar karunga ki teri dead body silne se doctor bhi mana kar dega.
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Uski ek or hasi ke sath phone cut ho gaya,
Meri chillane ke awaaz sunkar madem to chhodo saari class bahar aa gayi thi,
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Madem - kya hua Rocky?
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Main - Abhi mere paas time nahin hai, aakar bataunga, filhaal itna jaan lo ki mera dost musibat me hai.
(Phir main pallavi se)- pallavi, leeza ka dhiyan rakhna, main bas 15 minute me aata hun.
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Pallavi (haan me sar hilate hue)- Rocky, sambhal kar.
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Maine bhi haan me sar hilaya or leeza ko pallavi ke sath rehne ka bolkar parking ki taraf doud laga di,
Or apni car me baithkar car ko road par ek taraf sarpat douda diya.
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Car chalate hue maine dhiyan lagakar dekha to mujhe vo sab dikhai de gaye, wo sab shaher ke bahar jungle me bane farm house me the,
Or raju ke hath-pair bandhe hue the,
Or uski kalai se khoon beh raha tha.
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Uski aisi dasha dekhkar, meri aakhon me aansu aa gaye, or maine car usi jungle ki or douda di,
Jaise hi jungle ka area shuru hua, or jab mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki mujhe ab koi nahin dekh sakta,
To Maine car ko break laga diye, or teleport hokar sidha pohoch gaya, us farm house ke bahar.
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Vahan par 6 gunde hathon me gun lekar pehra de rahe the, jinme se 4 niche the or 2 oopar chhat par.
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Maine magic se machine gun manga li,
Or farmhouse ke main gate me ek laat maari, jisse vo lohe ka gate udta hua, door jakar gira,
Mujhe dekhte hi sabhi gundon ne mujhpar goliyan barsani shuru kar din, jo mujhse lagkar niche girne lagin,
Maine apni machine gun hath me li,
Or usse un gundon ko bhoonna shuru kar diya.

Vo charon gunde to mar gaye, par oopar khade do gunde pichhe ho gaye, maine bhi socha ki inse baad me nibtenge,
pehle raju ko bachaya jaye.
Or main farm house ke andar ki or chal diya,
vahan par kuch 12 - 13 gunde the jo hathon me sword liye khade the,
or mujhe dekhkar aage aa gaye,
Gundon ke pichhe college ke vo 3 seniors khade the,
jinse first day meri fight hui thi, or unke bhi pichhe raju ek chair se bandha hua tha,
jo behosh hone vala tha, uska khoon abhi bhi ja raha tha,
Uski halat dekhkar gusse se meri aakhen laal ho gayin.
To pichhe se un seniors me se ek bola-
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S1 - Abe tu itni jaldi kaise aa gaya,
Chal aa hi gaya hai, to mar kar ja.
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Main (gusse se)- ye to wakht batayega ki kon maarega or kon marega.
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S2 (haste hue)- abe gun kya dikha raha hai, himmat hai to talvaar se lad ke dikha.
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Maine muskurate hue apni gun phenk di,
to unme se ek gunde ne meri taraf ek talvaar phenki,
jo maine lapakne ke baad ek taraf phenk di,
Or khud apna hath kamar ke pichhe daal kar apni sword nikali
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(Actully, sword to maine magic se hi mangai thi,
par unhen shak na ho isi liye sar ke pichhe hath lejakar nikali thi)
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Main (gusse se chillate hue)- Tumne ek baar phir "The Rock" ko jaga diya hai, ab apni khair manao.
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The Rock ka naam sunte hi un sabki gaand or zyada phat gayi, jo pehle hi meri sword ko dekhkar phati padi thi,
par unhone yakeen nahin hua ki,
main hi The Rock hun.
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Udhar raju ki halat bigadti ja rahi thi, isi liye maine bina koi pal gavaye, apni sword hava me lehrai, or udhar se 2 gunde ek sath meri taraf badhe, or mujh par apni talvaron se hamla kar diya, par maine apni sword aage kar di, or unka vaar rok diya,
Talvaron ke takrane se ek tez awaaz nikli, jaise hi maine unka vaar roka, maine ek gunde ke pet me
laat maari, vo door jakar gira, or ekdam se maine apna sar dusre gunde ki thopdi me mara, uske hath se talvaar chhoot gayi, or vo apna sar pakadkar vahin baithta chala gaya.
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Maine bina ek pal gavaye, apni talvaar se uski gardan alag kar di,
Or uske khoon ki chhiten zameen par girin.
Meri speed or darindgi dekhkar bakiyon ki phat gayi,
Par ek senior ke kehne par sabhi ek sath meri or badhne lage,
Unme se 4 aage the, baaki unke pichhe.
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Maine phir se apni talvaar lehrai

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Or jaise hi vo charon mere kareeb aaye, maine niche ghutno ke bal baithte hue, unn charon ke pet katta chala gaya,
Vo ek cheekh ke sath 2-2 tukdon me batte chale gaye,
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Main phir se uth khada hua,
Ki tabhi mere kano me raju ki dard bhari awaaz padi,
Maine uski taraf dekha-
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Raju (dard bhari awaaz me)- Bhai, mujhe bacha le, main marne vala hun..
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Or ye kehte hue vo dobara behosh ho gaya.
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Ab maine jaldi se khel khatam karne ki sochi, or apni sword hath me lekar baaki gundon ki taraf tezi se doud laga di, itne vo meri speed or vaar ko samajh paate, vo 1 minute me hi, 2 tukdon me kat ke alag ho gaye the.
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Chaliye aapko slow motion me dikhate hain.
Maine uski taraf douda, or apni talvaar lehrate hue, ek gunde ki khopdi me sword is tarhan maari, ki vo beech me se 2 hisson me bat gaya.
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Or ek gunde ke pet ke side me talvaar maari, jo uski kidney ko cheerte hue andar ghusi, or dusri kidney ko chherte hue bahar nikal gayi,
Unko to pata bhi nahin chal raha tha,
Ki unke sath ye ho kya raha hai.
Phir maine aage badhte hue,
ek gunde ke sword dil me aar - paar kar di, par main vahin nahin ruka, maine talvaar par niche ki or zor diya, jo usko beech me se katti hui chali gayi,
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Or baaki ke gundon ko aise hi, kisi ki baazu to kisi ki gardan to kisi ke dono pair katta hua chala gaya, or jakar un senior ladkon ke saamne khada ho gaya,
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Ek pal to unhen samajh hi nahin aaya ki ye ekdam se kya hua hai,
Par jab unhone charon taraf kati hui dead-bodies dekhin, to unka halak sookh gaya, or taangen kaapne lagin,
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Ek senior mere pairon me girkar maafi maangne laga, tabhi nazar bachakar pichhe se dusre senior ne mere pichhe se ek talvaar maari, jo meri kamar me ghus kar pet se bahar nikal gayi,
Or ye dekhkar vo maafi maangne vala senior ladka S2 bhi khada ho gaya.
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S2 (haste hue)- chaal kamyaab rahi, aakhir hamne The Rock ko maar hi diya,
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Main dard ke karan ghutno ke bal baith gaya,
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S3 - Dekha The Rock, maine kaha tha na ki aaj tu marega, dekh apne dost ko jo kuchh hi minutes baad is duniya ko chhodne vala hai, or apni halat dekh tu bhi sirf kuchh palon ka mehman hai,
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Tabhi pichhe se S1 ne, jo takvaar meri peeth me ghusi hui thi, usme ek laat or maar di,
Meri ek dard bhari cheekh nikli.
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S1 (haste hue)- Beta bhagwan ko yaad kar le, ab tujhe vo bhi nahin bacha sakta,
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Maine apna hath pichhe le jakar, us talvaar ko apni body se bahar kheecha, or jaise - jaise talvaar bahar aayi,
mera khoon jo beh raha tha,
vo vapas meri body me jane laga,
Or kucch hi seconds me mere zakham bhar gaye,
ye dekhkar un teeno ki gaand hawa le gayi.
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S3 (dar se kaapte hue)- abe ye insaan hai ya bhoot.
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S1 - Mujhe bhi BC bhoot ka locha lagta hai.
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Maine ekdam se uth khada hua, or magic se un teeno ko baandh diya, or bhaag kar raju ke paas pohcha,
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Vo teeno to chillane lage, or idhar maine raju ka sar apni god me rakh liya.
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Main (raju ko jhinjhodkar)- Raju uth, dekh tera bhai aa gaya, ab tujhe kuchh nahin hoga mere bhai.
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Or maine uske zakham par hath phera, jisse uska zakham bharne laga, or kuchh hi der me uska zakham puri tarhan bhar gaya,
par khoon beh jane ke karan uska shareer ab bhi bejaan sa tha,
Maine magic se uska blood sample dekha to A+ tha,
par mera blood group B+ tha,
Phir main doudkar un teeno seniors ke paas aaya, or s1 ke hath me chhota sa cut mara, uska B- tha,
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Main (uske ek tamacha maarte hue)- Behen ke lode, jaisa blood vaisa hi khud.
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Or dusre ke hath me cut mara, uska B+ nikla.
Phir teesre ke bhi ek cut mara, uska O+ tha,
Maine socha ki O+ vale
sab ko blood de sakte hain, or main raju ko uthakar uske paas laya,
Or S1 & S2 ke cut maarkar unki nasen kaat din.
Vo dono ki cheekh nikal gayi,
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Phir maine S3 ki taraf dekha.
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S3 (phati gaand se)- Bhai tu jo bolega main karunga, par mujhe chhod de.
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Main - Chhod dunga kameene, par agar tu apni jaan bachana chahta hai, to tujhe mere dost ko apna blood donate karna hoga.
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S3 - Theek hai bhai, par plzz meri jaan baksh de, main marna nahin chahta.
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Mujhe gussa to bohot aa raha tha, par maine control kiya,
Or magic se blood lene ka sara samaan manga kar,
S3 ka blood direct Raju ko chadane laga.
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Or jab 2 units blood raju ke shareer me pohoch gaya, to raju ki nas me se niddel bahar nikaal di.
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Or raju ko god me uthakar khada ho gaya.
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S3 (bheek maagte hue)- Bhai ye jo blood nikal raha hai ise to band kar de, varna aise to main mar jaunga.
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Main - Bhosdike tune mere dost ko marna chaha, ab tum teeno yahin maro.
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vo teeno rehem ki bheekh maangte reh gaye, par maine unki ek na suni or raju ko uthakar apni car ke paas teleport ho gaya, or usko pichhe ki seat par daalkar car me baithkar vahan se chal pada,
Maine car college ki taraf le li,
Raju or mere kapde khoon se sane hue the,
jo maine magic se change kiye,
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Raste me hi raju ko hosh aa gaya tha,
To maine gadi rokkar usko paani pilaya, or car me aage bitha liya.
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Wo mere gale lagkar rone laga,
Maine use shaant karaya, or usse puchha -
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Main (use khud se alag karke)- Pehle mujhe ye bata ki ye hua kaise,
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Raju - Bhai main to college aa raha tha, bike kharaab thi, to maine hans ko call karke usko bula liya tha, or usko tere aane ka bhi bata diya tha.
Phir main bus stand par khade hokar uska intzaar karne laga, tabhi ek car aayi, or usme se 4 nakaab posh utre, or mujhe zabarzasti car me baitha diya, phir unhone mujhe cloroform sungha diya, jisse main behosh ho gaya, baaki to tujhe pata hi hai.
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Main - Mere aane ka sirf tujhe or tujhse hans ko hi pata tha,
Iska matlab hans.......
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Raju - Mujhe bhi usi par shak hai,
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Main - Tujhe pata hai vo aaj college bhi nahin aaya hai.
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Raju - ab ye to usse milkar hi pata chalega. Par ye bata ki tune un seniors ka kya kiya?
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Main (muskurate hue)- vahi jo vo mere bhai ke sath karna chahte the.
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Meri baat sunkar vo phir se emotional ho gaya, or ham aise hi baaten karte hue college pohoch gaye, maine pallavi ko call kiya,
To usne bataya ki "Lunch time chal raha hai, or wo sab canteen me hain" main bhi raju ke sath canteen me pohoch gaya,
Or pallavi, Leeza or sakshi ke sath ek or shaks ko dekhkar shock reh gaya.
Or sochne laga ki "ye yahan kya kar rahi hai"
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Mere canteen me pohochte hi mujhe sahi salamat dekhkar sakshi or pallavi ne doudkar dono taraf se gale laga liya,
Main unko alag kiya, or raju or baaki sab ke sath chair lekar baith gaya,
Or unke puchhne par unko sab kuchh short me bata diya,
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Main - tum sab yahin ruko main zara madam se apni leave badhva kar aata hun.
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Pallavi - phirse leaves ki kya zarurat hai?
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Main - mujhe gaaw jana hai, jahan se mujhe loutne me 1 weak or lag jayega.
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Pallavi udaas ho gayi, par mere samjhane par badi mushkil se uska mood theek hua,
Phir main vahan se Rachna madam ke cabin me bina knock kiye ghus gaya, jo hath me register lekar kuchh kaam kar rahi thin.
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Main (andar ghuste hue)- Kya haal hain bhabhi.
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Madam - Are rocky, aao baitho.
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Main vahin padi chair par baith gaya,
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(Maine ek baat notice ki or vo ye thi ki ab madam mujhse sirf izzat se baat kar rahi thi, matlab line nahin maar rahi thi, shayad ye anjalika ke jadu ki vajha se hua tha)
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Madam - To barkhurdar pehle ye bataiyye, ki 1 mahine se kahan the?
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Maine madam ko dada ji ka pata chalna, or mere gaaw jane ki baat short me bata di. Jise sunkar vo bhi satisfy ho gayin,
Fir maine unhen apni 5 din ki chhutti or bhadvane or proxy marne ke liye kaha.
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Madam - Are main tumhari class ki HOD (Head Of Department) hun, ye kaam to mere bayen hath ka kaam hai.
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Maine unhen Thanks kaha, jispar vo bolin-
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Madam - Ab to thanks bol diya hai, aage se mat bolna, kyonki tumne jo mere liye kiya tha, un gundon se
Ladkar, uske aage aise
1000 thanks bhi bekaar hain.
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Main - O.K. bhabhi ji. Aage se thanks nahin bolunga.
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Or main unse thodi or baaten karke vapas canteen me aaya.
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Leeza (mere paas aakar dheere se)- Guruji ke paas bhi jana hai.
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Maine haan me sar hilaya, or pallavi or raju se vida li,
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Pallavi - Rocky, that's not fair, itne din me aaye ho, or phir se jaa rahe ho.
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Main - bas 1 hafta ki hi to baat hai, uske baad jitna time chahiye, le lena,
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Raju (haste hue)- Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge 3 yaar.
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Main - haan bilkul. Or tu zara mere sath bahar aa.
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Maine raju ko bahar akele me bulaya,
Or usse kaha-
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Main - Raju ek kaam kar, tu mere sath gaaw chal, main yarr tujhe apne baare me bohot kuchh batana chahta hun, ki mere sath pichhle 3 mahino me kya hua hai, jisse meri life Puri tarhan change ho gayi hai.
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Raju - Bhai sab theek to hai na.
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Main - waise to sab theek hai,
Par bohot kuchh badal chuka hai.
Vo main tujhe jaldi hi bataunga.
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Raju - Theek hai bhai, Mom-Dad ko bol dunga ki tere sath ja raha hun,
Tera naam sunkar vo mujhe kabhi mana nahin karenge, or haan ghar bhi aa ja yarr, Mariya tujhe bohot yaad kar rahi hai. Or Mom-Dad bhi.
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(Mariya Raju ki chhoti sister hai, jiska intro wakht aane par dunga)
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Main (haste hue)- Theek hai bhai, phir kal subha tere ghar chhapa maarte hain.
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Vo bhi has pada, or phir main sakshi or leeza ke sath ghar ki taraf nikal pada,
Raste me hi maine Priya ko call kiya, jo usne turant pick kar liya
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Main - Or Darling, kahan par ho.
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Dusri taraf se ek mithi si awaaz mere kano me padi-
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Menka - Aapki darling ka phone mere paas hai, vo changing room me hain abhi, dress try kar rahi hain,
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Main - Theek hai sab se bolna ki jaldi ghar aa jayen, ham ghar ja rahe hain,
or haan leeza or sakshi ke liye bhi shopping kar lena.
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Menka - Hamse to ek baar bhi nahin kaha, ki saali ji aap bhi apne liye kuchh le lena, har wakht sirf biviyan hi yaad aati hain.
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Maine dekha ki leeza or sakshi meri taraf hi dekh rahi thin, isi liye maine baat badalte hue kaha-
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Main (phone pe)- Haan, hello-hello awaaz nahin aa rahi, lagta hai network nahin aa rahe, ghar aakar baat karta hun.
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Menka - haan ab aapke network kyon aane lage, didi jo hongi sath me, aapko to ghar aakar batati hun.
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Maine haste hue phone cut kar diya.
Or ham ghar pohoch gaye.
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Or car se utarkar ghar ki taraf chal diye-
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Main - Leeza, guruji ke paas shaam me chalenge.
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Usne bhi O.K. kaha or ham door par pohche.
To... Be... Continued