XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Main - Leeza ji, guruji ke paas shaam me chalenge.
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Usne bhi O.K. kaha or ham door par pohche.

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Hamesha ki tarhan Mom ne hi door khola, or leeza choukte hue boli-
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Leeza - Aunty aapke andar bhi power hai kya? Jo aapko hamare aane ka pata chal gaya.
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Mom (haste hue)- Haan meri bachchi, power hai, pyaar ki power hai, jisse mujhe pata chal jata hai ki mere bachche gate par aa gaye hain.
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Leeza ke chehre par muskaan aa gayi, or ham sab andar aa gaye,
Main leeza or sakshi ko lekar apne room me aaya, or ham baari - baari fresh hokar bed par baith gaye.
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Tabhi mujhe kuchh yaad aaya, or main bola-
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Main - Are sakshi, ek baat to batao,
Wo ladki tumhare sath canteen me baithkar kya kar rahi thi?
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Sakshi (uski kahani sunate hue) - Bhai, vo ek gareeb ladki hai, bachpan me hi uski mom guzar gayin thin,
To uske dad ne dusri shadi kar li,
Or nayi aane vali uski step-mom uskon maarne peetne or pareshan karne lagin,
Wo 12th class tak apni sauteli mom ke atyachaat sehti rahi, or uske baad usne college me admission le liya, or hostel me rehne lagi,
Wo 12th me achchhe no. se paas hui thi,
jiski vajha se usko sarkaar ki taraf se hamare college me scholarship base par free admission mil gaya,
Uske papa ne uski koi madad nahin ki,
Or na hi kabhi phone karke uska haal puchha,
yahan par aane ke baad usne bhi apni life style change kar di,
Phir, uski dosti un seniors se hui jinse first day aapki ladai hui thi,
Vo uske kharche ke paise dete the,
Par badke me usse koi na koi kaam karvate rehte the,
Or unke kehne par hi usne aapko kiss kiya tha,
Taaki vo aapko apni chaal me phasa kar aap se badla le saken,
Par aapke thappad maarne ke baad se usne un seniors se kinara kar liya, ab vo ek part time job karke apna kharcha chalati hai,
Usne ro ro kar apna dukhda hame sunaya,
Hame uski atmkatha sunkar uspar bohot taras aaya, or
Uske baad hamari usse thodi friendship ho gayi.
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Main - hmmm... Mujhe lagta hai tumhen uski madad karni chahiye,
Ek kaam karo usko dad ki company me job dila do.
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Sakshi - wo aap khud karna, vo to aapse maafi bhi mangna chahti hai,
Par bechari ka kehna hai ki vo kis muh se maafi mange.
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Main - chhodo jane do,
vo main apne aap dekh lunga,
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Phir main (leeza se)- To rajkumari aapko kaisa laga dharti lok? Or yahan ke log?
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Leeza (muskurate hue)- Bohot sundar hai,
par yahan ke log zyadatar selfish hain,
aapke parivar ko chhodkar.
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Main (ek thandi saans lekar)- Insan aisa hi hota hai.
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Ham abhi baat kar hi rahe the ki behno ki team room me enter hui,
Unme sabse zyada menka chehek rahi thi.
Un sabke hathon me shopling bags the,
mansi to shopping bags phekkar meri god me aa chadhi,

or mere gaal par kiss kiya-
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Mansi - Bhai aaj ki shopping ke liye thanks, par agar aap bhi sath aate to zyada maza aata.
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Menka - Inko kisi or se fursat mile to hi to ye bakiyon par dhiyan denge.
Pata nahin kitne account khol rakhe hain inhone.
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Main - Abe yarr maina, tum kyon meri lene pe tuli hui ho,
Lagta hai ab tum dosti nahin balki dushmani nibha rahi ho.
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Sabhi ladkiyan khil-khilakar hasne lagin.

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Main - To maina kaisa laga aapko yahan ka mahol?
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Menka - Bohot shandaar tha, hamne bohot masti ki, or ice-cream bhi khai.
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Main - achchha ji, akele - akele.
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Menka (nakhre se)- ye to aapki galti hai, hamare sath kyon nahin gaye the.
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Main (chidte hue)- Theek hai, sham ko main sakshi or leeza ham tino jakar ice-cream khayenge,
or tum sabko thenga dikhayenge.
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Meri baat se sakshi or leeza ki hasi chhoot gayi,
or pariya meri god me se mansi ko hata kar,
Khud mere oopar kood pdi,
jisse main pichhe ki taraf bed par gir gaya,

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Main - Abe koi bachao, meri bivi pagal ho chuki hai.
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Meri baat se sab hasne lage... Or priya sharma gayi.
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Priya (sharmate or masti karte hue)- Achchha hame bhi sath lekar nahin jayenge... Main dekhti hun aap hame sath lekar kaise nahin jate.
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Mujhe bhi masti sujhi, or maine uske dono bobe pakad kar halke se press kar diye. Jisse uske muh se halki si siskaari nikli "ssss".
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Priya (mere seene par ek maarte hue)- Kya kar rahe ho, sab dekh rahe hain.
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Main (dheere se uske kaan me)-
Mehboob Mere, Mehboob Mere,
Teri Masti Me Mujhe Jeene De,
Bohot Doodh Hai Tere Seene Me
Mujhe Daba Daba Ke Peene De.
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Priya ne sharam se apna chehra mere seene me chhupa liya,
Or paas baithi sheetal jo kaan laga kar meri shayari sun rahi thi,
Wo uchhalte hue boli-
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Sheetal (bed se uthkar nachte hue)- Maine sun liya, maine sun liya.
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Mansi - Gudiya hame bhi to bata ki bhai ne kya kaha.
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Main (halke gusse se)- Gudiyaaaa, nahinnn.
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Sheetal (nakhre se)- Aapki dhamkiyon se main nahin darne vali.
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Main (muskurate hue)- Maine to socha tha ki haveli jane ke baad main tumhen apne paas sulaunga, lekin ab cancel.
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Sheetal mere bed par kood padi or side se mere gaal par kiss karye hue boli-
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Sheetal (mujhe manate hue)- Oh! My darling bhai... Ummah Ummah Ummaah, main to mazaak kar rahi thi.
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Tabhi mansi boli-
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Mansi - Bhai ye mazaak chhodo or ye batao ki leeza ji ne kya faisla kiya hai?
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Main (priya ko apne oopar se hata kar side me litate hue)- Pata nahin yarr, khud leeza se puchho.
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Mansi - Waise bhai, mujhe menka ne bataya ki, leeza ji aapse bohot pyaar karti hain.
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Main - hmmm
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Mansi - or aap?
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Main - usse bhi zyada.
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Mansi - sabit karke dikhao?
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Main - Aisa kya, theek hai....
Phir main (menka se, apni ungli se uske pichhe ki or ishara karte hue)- Menka ji, vo dekhiye chidiya,
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Jaise hi usne dusri taraf nigah ghumai,
maine leeza ko kheechkar uske gulab ki pankhudiyon se bhi nazuk or naram hothon par apne lips rakh kar kiss kar liya,
or turant alag bhi ho gaya.
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Leeza to shocked thi, usko samajh nahin aa raha tha ki uske sath ye achanak kya hua hai,
Or jab samajh aaya to sharam se uske gaal laal ho gaye,
or vo sharmate hue room se bahar ki taraf bhagi.
Itne me menka hamari taraf palti.
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Menka - Ye kaisa mazaak tha sagar ji, yahan par to koi chidiya nahin hai,
Or didi aap aise kahan bhaag rahi ho?
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Main (haste hue)- Tumhari didi ko maine Bombay dikha di, isi kiye bhaag rahi hain.
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Meri baat par sab behne khil-khilakar hasne lagin,
Or leeza jaldi se room se bahar nijal gayi,
par meri baat menka ke sar ke oopar se guzar gayi,
Or vo mamle ki tehkikaat karne apni didi ke pichhe- pichhe nikal gayi.
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Mansi - Wah! Bhai maana padega aapki himmat ko.
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Tabhi mom ki entry hui.
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Mom - are tum log yahan kya kar rahe ho? Chalo niche lunch nahin karna kya?
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Sakshi (haste hue)- Wo chachi ji,
Actully bhai ne abhi - abhi leeza ko yahin baithe - baithe bombay ki sair kara di,
to main bhai se bol rahi thi,
ki hame bhi sair karvao.
Par dekho na bhai mana kar rahe hain.
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Mom (gusse se mujhe)- Kyon re? Apni hone vali bivi ko bombay dikha sakta hai,
or in bechari ladkiyon ko nahin,
chal lunch karne ke baad inko bhi sair kara.
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Mom ki bat se saari behne apni hasi ko control karne lagin.
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Main (haste hue) - Theek hai mom, chalo ab niche, pet me chuhe kood rahe hain.
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Phir ham sab niche aa gaye, vahan par leeza or menka pehle hi baithi hui thin.
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Ham sab bhi chair lekar baith gaye,
Or khane ka lutf uthane lage.
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Tabhi mom bolin-
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Mom (leeza se)- To beta bombay ghoom lin,
kaisa laga bombay ghoom ke zara hame bhi to batao.
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Mom ki is baat se menka samhit saari behno ko aisi hasi aayi,
ki unke muh se khana tak nikal gaya, or vo sab khasne lagin, or leeza ka chehra sharam se niche ho gaya.
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Mom - Are bhai maine kuchh galat puchh liya kya?
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Main (baat ko sambhalte hue)- Nahin mom, Actully leeza ji ne bombay ghumte wakht,
kuchh funny scene dekh liya tha, uske baare me sochkar sabko hasi aa gayi.
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Maine saari behno ko pani pilaya,
Or vapas khana khane laga.
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Main (shararat se)- To menka ji, kya aap bhi bombay ki sair karna chahengi.
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Menka (ithlate hue)- Nahin, nahin sagar ji,
hame iski koi zarurat nahin hai, aap bas didi ko hi ghumate rahiye,
waise didi ko bombay ghoom kar bohot achchha laga.
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Is baat se leeza me menka ke ek chapat lagai, or sharmate hue vapas plate me dekhkar khana khane lagi.
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Mom (menka se)- Are aise kaise zarurat nahin hai… beta rocky, sabse pehle menka ko hi bombay ki sair karvao.
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Main (haste hue)- theek hai mom.
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Is baat se menka mujhe ghoorne lagi,.
Par main to main tha,
ab pata nahin kyon sharam to mujhse hi sharma jati thi,
Matlab main pakka be-sharm ban chuka tha.
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Phir hamne aise hi maza lete hue khana finish kiya,
par ye lunch leeza par bohot bhari pada tha.
Bechari ne nigah utha kar bhi nahin dekha tha.
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Phir lunch karke ham mere room me aaye to main leeza se bola-
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Main - Rajkumari aap fresh ho jaiyye phir ham guruji ke paas chalenge.
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Usne bhi haan me sar hilaya or
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To... Be... Continued