XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update -- 67

Kahani Ab Tak --

Phir lunch karke ham mere room me aaye to main leeza se bola-
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Main - Rajkumari aap fresh ho jaiyye phir ham guruji ke paas chalenge.
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Usne bhi haan me sar hilaya or

Ab Aage --

Bath lene ke liye washroom me chali gayi.
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Main - Haan to bhailog, kon - kon bombay dekhna chahta hai,
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Saari behne main - main karne lagin,
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Menka - Are haan, mujhe yaad aaya, mujhe aunty ji ne bulaya tha, unhen mujhse kuchh baat karni thi.
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Main - Koi baat nahin menka ji,
bombay dekhne ke baad chali jana,
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Meri baat sunkar menka ne bahar ki or sarpat doud laga di,
Or ham sabhi hasne lage,
Phir, maine baari - baari se sabhi behno ko kiss kiya,
or baithkar baat - cheet karne lage.
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Main (sakshi se)- Dear darling sister, kal ko gaw jakar hame sabko surprise dena hai,
isi liye kirpiya aap unko phone karke batane ki cheshta na karen.
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Sakshi (haste hue) - My dear love cum bhaiyya,
aap tension bilkul bhi na len, ham aisa bilkul bhi nahin karenge.
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Priya (mujhse)- Dear fiance, (mangetar) aap akele - akele ghoomne ja rahe hain leeza di ke sath,
hame bhi sath le chaliye na?
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Main - Yarr bas kuchh din ruk jaao, phir tum sabko parilok or jinnlok ki sair karaunga.
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Ye sunkar sabhi behne khush ho gayin.
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Sheetal - Bhai, jis din se aap aaye ho, usi din se anju didi ne aana band kar diya hai,
pata nahin kyon?
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Main (muskurate hue)- Kyonki vo mujhse naraaz hai, don't worry, uski narazgi bhi aaj hi door kar denge.
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Tabhi bathroom ka gate khula.
Or main dekh ke shock ho gaya,
Kyonki aaj jo behne shopping karke leeza ke liye kapde layin thin,
usme vo keher dha rahi thi,
or badi sexy lag rahi thi.
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Jise dekhkar mere muh se apne aap nikal pada-
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Main (usme khote hue)- Shandaar, Zabarzast, Zindabaad.
You have got a sexy personality.
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Mere compliment se uske chehre par sharam ki laali aa gayi,
Baaki behno ne bhi jee barke uski tareef ki,
Jisse vo uncomfortable feal karne lagi,
kyonki usko itni tareef ki aadat nahin thi,
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Usne mujhse chalne ke liye kaha,
To maine bhi haan me sar hilaya,
Phir, baaki behno se vida lekar,
ham teleport hokar,
guru ji ke planet par pohoch gaye.
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Or main leeza ka hath pakadkar guruji ki kutiya me pohcha.
Guruji dhiyan me magn the,
Or vo apni aakhen meeche hue hi bole-
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Guruji - Putra aa gaye tum,
Oh! Main ye kya dekh raha hun,
Jinnlok ki rajkumari bhi tumhare sath aayi hain.
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Leeza thoda shock thi,
kyonki guruji ye sab apni aakhen band kiye hue hi bol rahe the.
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Maine jakar guruji ke pair chhue,
or mere baad leeza ne bhi,
Guruji ne dhiyan toda or hame aashirvaad diya,
Or hame baithne ka ishara karke vo bole-
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Guru ji - Kaho vats! Kaise aana hua?
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Main - Guru ji, aap to maha - gyaani hain, antar - yami hain, phir mujhse kyon janna chahte hain.
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Guruji ke chehre par muskurahat aa gayi or vo bole-
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Guruji - Duniya ka aisa koi prashan (question) nahin,
jiska javaab tumhare paas na ho,
Phir meri kya zarurat aan padi.
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Main (hath jodte hue)- par gurudev,
Aapke muh se sunne ka alag prabhav padega.
Isi liye main rajkumari ko aapke paas laya hun.
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Guru ji (leeza se)- Rajkumari, Sagar ka janm lok kalyan ke liye hua hai...........
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Guru ji, leeza ko mere baare me sab kuchh batate rahe, mere janm se ab tak, phir vo mudde par aate hue bole-
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Guru ji - jab bhagwan vishnu or bhagwan bramha ji ne,
is srishti (duniya) ka nirman kiya,
tabh unhone saari jatiyon se shresht (best) ek hi jati banai,
Jiska naam "Manushye" (insan) rakha.
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Ye jati sarva - shresht isliye kehlai,
Kyonki devtao ne na jinnlok me janm liya na parilok me, balki keval isi jati me janm liya,
or logon ko dharm or adharm ka path padhaya.
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Or devtaon ke janm se bhi purva (pehle) manushyon ki jan-sankhya bhadane hetu, bhagwan ne nar or nari (male & female) ke sambhog (sex) ka aadesh diya.
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Matlab na koi bhai na behen,
Koi kisi ke sath bhi sambhog kar sakta tha,
Bante bante dharm bana,
kyonki ab manav jati ki jan-sankhya kaafi had tak badh chuki thi,
Par bhagwan ke is aadesh se ek bura asar bhi pada tha,
or vo tha balatkaar.
Jab mada (female) sambhog ke liye sehmat na ho,
or usse zabarzasti sambhog kiya jaye,
to vo balatkaar kehlata hai.
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Or yahi hua vahan bhi,
jab balatkaar bhadhne lage tabh ek devta ne dharti par janm liya,
Or manav jati ko dharam ka path padhaya, jisme unhone bhai or behen ke sambhog nishedh kara diye,
Kyonki sabse zyada balatkaar bhai apni behno se karne lage the.
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To mere kehne ka arth ye hai ki,
Agar bhai or behen me prem ho,
To vo usse vivah kar sakta hai,
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Leeza (hath jodkar)- Kintu gurudev,
Hamari chinta ka vishay ye hai ki,
Ek hi insaan se itni saari ladkiyan kaise vivah kar sakti hain?
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Guru ji (muskurate hue)- Achchha ye batao ki tumhare dada ki kitni patniyan thin?
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Leeza - Ji ji 11.
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Guru ji - Putri, ye to kuchh bhi nahin, Kya tum janti ho bhagwan Shri - Krishan ke 16108 patniyan thin.
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Leeza - par gurudev vo to unki majburi thi ki unko 16000 or patniyon se vivah karna pada,
Varna unki mukhye 8 hi patniyan thin. Or vaise bhi vo devta the.
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Guru ji (muskurate hue)- or apne dada ke baare me tum kya kehna chahogi,
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Leeza - Gurudev, dada ji ne jin 11 nariyon se vivah kiya tha,
vo sab behne thin, or dadaji ko pata nahin kaise un sabhi se pyaar ho gaya tha.
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Guru ji - bas, yahi to main tumhen samjhane ka priyas kar raha hun balike,
ki patniyon ki ginti mayne nahin rakhti,
Keval prem mayne rakhta hai,
Tum khud hi apne dil par hath rakhkar batao,
ki jab se tum sagar ke ghar me aayi ho, tabh se kya uski kisi bhi premika ne tumhen zara bhi takleef di.
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Leeza ne na me sar hila diya, or boli-
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Leeza - Gurudev, un sabhi ne meri aisi dekh - rekh ki hai, jaise ki ham unki sagi behne hon.
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Guru ji - Bas mera tatparye yahi tha, ki tum bhi unse ghul mil jaao,
Tumhen harsh ki prapti hogi,
Anyetha tum sar patak patak ke miratyu ko prapt ho jaogi,
Kintu sagar un sabko chhodkar tumhare paas kabhi nahin aayega,
Vo kabhi kisi ek ka hokar nahin reh sakta, yahi uski kundli me likha hai.
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Leeza rote hue guru ji ke charno me gir gayi-
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Leeza (rote hue)- Nahin gurudev nahin, ham ek kshan (pal) bhi inke bina nahin jee sakte,
hame kshama (maaf) kar dijiye gurudev,
Ham zarurat se zyada swarthi (selfish) ho gaye the.
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Guru ji ne use apne kadmo se uthaya or uske aansu pochhte hue bole-
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Guru ji - Jao putri ek sunhera bhavishye tumhari rah tak raha hai.
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Leeza (darte hue)- parantu gurudev, ham pitaji ko kya bataenge?
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Guru ji (ek divya muskan ke sath)- wo tum dono ke vishay me sab kuchh jante hain.
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Is baar leeza ke sath - sath mujhe bhi jhatka laga.
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Main or leeza (ek sath) - kyaaaa?? Par kaise?
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Guru ji - wo jinnlok ke raja hain, umke paas bhi apaar shaktiyan hain,
Or har koi unke man me nahin jhaank sakta.
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Maine socha ki us din main bhi maharaj ke man me nahin jaank paya tha ye baat to satye hai.
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Main - kintu gurudev, agar unke paas itni hi prabal shaktiyan hain to vo khud hi shaitanlok par vijay prapt kyon nahin kar paye?
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Guruji - kyonki shaitaan ka vadh tumhare hathon likha hua hai,
Shaitan ko vardaan hai ki use mahakaal ki shaktiyon ke siva koi prast nahin kar sakta,
Or usko ye bhi pata hai ki mahakaal ab dobara dharti par janm nahin lenge,
isi liye vo murkh samajhta hai ki vo amar hai.
Keval tumhare paas hi mahakaal ki shaktiyan hain, isi liye tum hi shaitaan Andhkasur par vijay prapt kar sakte ho.
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Main (shoked)- kintu gurudev us dusht ko ye vardaan kisne de diya.
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Guru ji (halke se haste hue)- Swam Bhagwan Mahakaal ne.
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Main (hairani se) - par kyon?
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Guru ji - Usne poore 200 saal bhagwan Mahakaal ki tapasya ki thi,
Prantu usse bhi mahakaal ne use darshan nahin diye,
Tabh, usne mahakaal ka naam japte hue,
apne hath se hi apni gardan kaat ke phenk di,
Phir bhagwan Mahakaal ne uski is tapasya se prabhavit hokar usko vardan diya tha,
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Guru ji ne ek thandi saans chhodte hue apni baat khatam ki.
Mere sabhi dout clear ho chuke the,
Or mujhe abhi anjalika se bhi milna tha, isi liye maine khade hote hue,
Guru ji se vida mangi.
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Guruji ne muskurate hue hame ashirvaad dekar vida kiya,
Ham jane ke liye palte hi the,
Ki guruji phir se bol pade-
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Guru ji (leeza se)- Putri, ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna, tumhen aisa pati kabhi dhundhne se bhi nahin milega,
Yadi mere koi putri hoti,
to main uska vivah sagar ke sath kara deta,
Phir chahe iske liye mujhe sagar ke aage beekh hi kyon na mangni padti.
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Guru ji ne apne man ki baat keh di thi, jo mere dil ko cheerte hue nikal gayi,
tabh mujhe ehsaas hua ki main chahe guruji ka shishye hi kyon na houn,
par unki nazar me mera darja buland hai,
Guru ji ke is pyaar se meri aakhen bheeg gayin, or main ek baar phir rote hue guru ji ke charno me gir gaya.
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Guru ji ne mujhe utha kar seene se laga liya, ye pehli baar tha, ki guruji ne mujhe apne gale se lagaya tha,
Unhone mujhe chup karaya or mere sar par hath phirate hue bole-
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Guru ji - Jab maine tumhen pehli baar dekha tha, to main tumhari achchhai or masumiyat ka kayal ho gaya tha, tum mere shishye nahin balki param purta ho, or hamesha rahoge.
(Guru ji mere mathe ko choomte hue bole)
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Phir unhone mujhe khushi - khishi vida di,
or main leeza ka hath pakadkar bahar aa gaya, or ham aise hi thoda chalte hue,
vahin hath me hath daalkar tehelne lage.
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Leeza (mere kandhe par sar rakhkar chalte hue)- aap sach me mahaan hain, aisa maine apni life me pehli baar dekha hai,
jiske guru ne hi apne shishye se apni beti byahne ki baat ki ho.
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Main - Main koi mahaan nahin hun, na hi maine aisa koi kaam kiya hai,
Jisse main mahan kehlaun.
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Leeza (muskurate hue)- yahi to aapka badappan hai,
Koi bhi mahaan vyakti apne muh se apni tareef nahin karta.
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Main - vaise ek baat kahun aapse,
Mujhe na aapko choomne ka man kar raha hai.
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Leeza - aap baat ko badalne ki koshish kar rahe hain.
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Main - kyon? Kya mahaan vyakti apni hone vali patni ko kiss bhi nahin kar sakta?
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Leeza (seedhi hokar mere sar par ek chapat lagate hue)- Aap kabhi nahin sudhrenge.
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Main ruk gaya or use apne saamne lakar,
apne dono hathon me uska chehra lekar, uski jheel si aakhon me jhaakne laga.
Vo bhi meri aakhon me dekhne lagi,
Or aitomatic hi meri aakarshan shakti poori tarhan se open ho gayi,
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(Friends! ab ye mat puchhna… ki ye automatically kaise ho gaya,
maine pehle bhi bataya tha, ki situation ke hisaab se hero ki power automatically kaam karti hain)
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Jisse vo apne oopar control na kar payi,
Or dheere - dheerr mere nazdeek hoti chali gayi,
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Ab uske or mere lips me kuchh 2 - 3 senti-meter ki doori thi,
Uske lips halke se khul chuke the,
Or uski garam - garam saanse,
Or uski muh se aati hui mahek mujhe pagal kar rahi thi,
Or kuchh hi palon me hamare hoth ek - dusre se milte chale gaye,

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Aaahhhhh kya ehsaas tha vo, itne naram or mulayam hoth or uska meetha thook mere muh me chaishni si ghol raha tha.
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Main dheere - dheere uske lower lip ko apne lips me bharkar choos raha tha, in sab me vo ekdam anadi thi,
Par phir bhi meri copy karne ka priyas kar rahi thi,
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Wo bhi mere upper lip ko muh me bharkar ahista se choosne lagi..
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Hamari smooch gehri hoti gayi,
Or maine uske muh me apni jeebh dalkar uski jeebh ko sehlane laga,
Mere hath jo ab tak uski kamar ko sehla rahe the,
vo moving karte hue uske boobs ki taraf badhne lage.
Or kuchh hi palon me mere hath uske boobs par pohoch gaye,
Maine halke se uske boobs ko peess kar diya,
Ohhhhh! Aisa laga jaise maine kisi dhuni hui rui ko hathon me le liya ho.
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Par vo ekdam se mujhse alag ho gayi,
Or uske alag hone se main bhi present me aa gaya.
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Wo mere kamar par halke se maarte hue boli-
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Leeza (sharmate hue)- ye kya badmashi kar rahe the aap? haan...?
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Main - Bhala maine kya galat kiya?
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Leeza - ye sab vivah ke baad,
or ab vivah hone tak, koi kiss - viss nahin milegi. (Usne nakhre se kaha)
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Main - sarkaar, aapka hukm sar aakhon par (maine masoom si shakal banatw hue kaha)
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Jisse vo khil-khilakar hasne lagi,
Ahhhh! Uski hasi jaise uske muh se phool jhad rahe the,
Ab mujhe ehsaas hua ki mujhe usse pyaar ho gaya hai,
Tabhi mujhe anjalika ki yaad aayi.
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Main - (apne man me anjalika ko yaad karte hue)- Anju, darling kahan ho tum.... Aa jao na... Tumhari bohot yaad aa rahi hai.
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Tabhi anjalika ki awaaz mere man me gunjhi-
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Anjalika (narazgi se)- Ab aayi hai meri yaad aapko, jao main nahin aati.
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Main (uske man me)- Achchha, apne dil par hath rakhkar bolo, main jab se ghar aaya hun, tabh se maine kitni baar tumhen yaad kiya hai.
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Anjalika ke chehre par mukaan tair gayi , vo boli -
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Anjalika (muskurate hue) - isi liye to aapse baat kar rahi hun,
varna main aapse baat bhi nahin karti. (Wo nakhre se boli)
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Main - achchha nakhre baad me karna, ab mere paas chali aao,
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Anjalika - aapko to main abhi aakar batati hun....
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Or tabhi mujhe akash me udti hui anju nazar aayi,
Jisko dekhkar mere chehre ki muskaan gehri ho gayi,
Ek dam Dev-Kanya ki manind lag rahi thi.
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Wo mere kareeb aate hi meri bahon me sama gayi,
Or usko dekhkar leeza surprised ho gayi,
Or unki baaten sunne ke baad main usse bhi zyada surprised ho gaya.
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Jaise hi anju mujh se alag hui, to leeza bol padi-
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Leeza - are anjalika tum yahan.
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Main (surprised hote hue)- Kya tum ekdusre ko pehle se janti ho?
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Anjalika (muskurate hue) - ji haan, ham bachpan me milte the, jab bhi jinnlok ya parilok me koi function hota tha, to parti me hamara milna - julna hota rehta tha,
Ab to bohot saal ho gaye hame mile hue. (Wo leeza ko gale lagati hui boli)
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Leeza (khushi se mera gaal chumte hue)- aapka bohot abhaar ham saheliyon ko phir se milane ke liye.
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Main (haste hue)- Ab poora jivan sath hi bitana hai?
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Leeza (hairat se)- wo kaise?
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Main - kyonki ye aapki sautan hai,
Or mera bachpan ka pyaar.
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Leeza to khushi se jhoom uthi,
usko to jaise akelapan door karne ka ekmatra rasta mil gaya tha.
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Meri saari premikon ki ek jodi si ban chuki thin, jaise Mansi - Priya, Sakshi - Sheetal or nayi jodi ye bani thi, Anjalika or Leeza ki.
Or ab jaise mujhe bhi ek khushi si ho rahi thi.
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Vo dono aapas me baaten kiye ja rahi thin, or main chutiyon ki tarhan khada tha.
Anjalika ne shayad mera man padh liya or vapas meri taraf dekhkar mere kuchh bolne ka intzaar karne lagi.
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Main (Anjalika se)- To my darling, ab aap apni kahani shuru kijiye.
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Anjalika (anjaan bante hue)- kis baare me?
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Main - tumhare pita ke baare me, or khud tumhare bhi...
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Anjika ne ek thandi saans li, or apni kahani shuru ki.....

To... Be... Continued