XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Kahani Ab Tak -

Phir ham sabne milkar baten karte hue breakfast kiya,
or main tayyar hokar Raju ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya.

Ab Aage -

Raju ka ghar,
hamare ghar se zyada door nahin tha,
isi liye main bike se ja raha tha.

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Phir maine bike rok kar raju ko call kiya, to pata chala ki vo ghar par hi hai.. main bhi uske ghar ki taraf chal diya, or thodi hi der me maine uske ghar ke aage bike park ki.
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Vahan paas me hi do ladkiyan aapas me has - haskar baaten kar rahi thin,

Or mere bike park karte hi unka dhiyan meri taraf aaya,
Main bike pe se utra hi tha ki unme se ek ladki bhagte hue aakar mere gale lag gayi.
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Main - are gudiya tum zinda ho abhi?
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Usne haste hue meri chhati pe ek mara or boli-

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Mariya (haste hue)- itni jaldi nahin marungi, 2 - 4 logon ko markar marungi, or un do charon me aap bhi ho. Hehehehhe
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Main (usse alag hote hue)- Mariya, itne din ho gaye hame mile hue, kabhi tumhen meri yaad nahin aayi,
Ki chalo bhai se hi mil aaun.
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Mariya (meri chhati par halke halke mukke barsate hue)- khud ki galti mujh par thop rahe ho, aapko kabhi chhoti behen ki yaad nahin aayi,
or yahan par mujhse milne aane ki bajaye, ye bol rahe ho ki milne kyon nahin aayi, (wo mujhse roothte hue boli)
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Main (uske mathe pe kiss karke)- Are meri lado, mujhe time hi kahan mila tha, raju se puchhna, usse bhi mahino me mil pata hun,
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Mariya (mujhe ghoorte hue)- Sach me?
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Main - Teri kasam gudiya.
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Tabh jakar uske chehre ki muskaan vapas louti, uski friend use bye karke nikal gayi, or ham uske ghar ke andar ki taraf chal diye.
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Tabhi mujhe raju aata dikha, vo hamari taraf aane laga.
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Mariya - waise bhai, pyaar me kami aa rahi hai.
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Main - wo kaise?
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Mariya (apna hak jamate hue)- Behen se milne khali hath chale aaye.
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Main (haste hue)- are gudiya tum andar to chalo, tumhare liye to spacial gift hai.
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Wo khush ho gayi, or raju mere paas aakar bola-
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Raju (mujhe gale lagakar)- aa gaya bhai tu, main to subha se tera hi intzaar kar raha tha.
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Main - haan yarr chal park me chalte hain,
mujhe tujhse bohot si baaten karni hain.
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Raju ne Mariya ki taraf ishara kiya,
Maine dekha to vo mujhe hi ghoor rahi thi,
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Maine apna hath hawa me ghumaya or usse bola-
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Main - Mariya, bahar jakar dekho tumhare liye kuchh surprise hai,
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Meri baat sunkar usne bahar ki or doud laga di, or ham haste hue ek side me bane park me baith gaye.
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Raju ka ghar kuchh aisa tha ki road ke baad sidha main gate, or uske baad charon or boundary,
Main gate me ghuste hi,

Ghar ke charon or ek park sa bana hua tha, to ham dono jakar ek side me baith gaye.
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Raju - Haan bhai, bol kya hua hai tere sath pichhle 3 mahino me,
Jisse teri life change ho gayi hai.
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Main - Tune "The Rock" ka naam hai.
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Raju (excite hokar) - Kya tu janta hai use, yarr main to uska fan hun, tu usse kab, kahan mila, mujhe kab mila raha hai.
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Main - Abe sale saans to le le, baat poori hui nahin ki beech me maraye ja raha hai.
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Raju - jaldi bol yarr, mujhse to sabar nahin ho raha.
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Main - Main hi hun, "The Rock".
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Pehle to wo sunkar hasne laga, phir ekdam se chup ho gaya, or mujhe ghoorne laga.
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Raju - Jitna tujhe main samajhta hun, itna koi nahin janta, or main ye bji janta hun ki tu mujhse kabhi jhooth nahin bolta, par tune mujhse itni badi baat chhipai.
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Main - Abe tujhe to kabse batana chahta tha yarr, par sala time hi nahin mil paya.
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Raju - chal koi na, tune bataya to sahi, ab mujhe ye bata ki ye sab hua kaise, tu to sidha - sadha londa tha,
Phir achanak ye The Rock kaise ban gaya? , Or itna hi hai ya iske alava bhi kuchh chhupaya hai?
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Main - Abe tu to saans leta hi nahin,
Ek hi saans me itna bol diya.
Main "The rock" kaise bana ye to main tujhe baad me bataunga,
Or iske alava ek news or bhi hai,
Par promise kar ki tu mujhe marega nahin.
(Maine apna thook gatakte hue kaha)
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Raju - Abe main kyon tujhe marne laga, tu to mera bhai hai, bol na..
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Main - Aise nahin pehle promise kar.
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Raju - Achchha bhai, God promise, tujhe kuchh nahin kahunga, ab to bol yarr.
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Main (ek hi saans me)- Aaj meri sagai hai.
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Raju ki aakhen gusse se laal hone lagin, vo apne dil par hath pher raha tha or ek mantar jap raha tha.
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Raju (apne dil par hath pherte hue)- All is well, All is well, All is well.
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Tabhi Mariya "Bhaiii" chillate hue, bhagti hui aayi,
or mere oopar gir padi, jisse main pichhe ki or gir pada, or usne bari - bari se mere gaal choom liye,
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Mariya (mere gaal choomte hue)- Itne bade surprise ke liye thanks bhai.
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Main - Are gudiya mere oopar se to utho, pata nahin kya khati ho, itni bhari ho gayi ho.
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Mariya meri chhati me mukke marne lagi- Main bhari hun. Haan ye lo ye lo, ye bhi lo.
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Main - aaahhh Oh sorry sorry, main to mazaak kar raha tha,
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Ham baten kar hi rahe the ki, raju ke chehre par shaitani muskaan aa gayi.
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Raju (apne man me)- beta tujhe khud nahin peet sakta to kya hua,
Mariya se teri dhunai karvata hun.
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Maine clear sun liya tha, ki vo kya soch raha hai...
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Main (darte hue)- Ma Mariya gudiya, tum jaldi se new kar ki try lekar aao, mujhe raju se zaroori baaten karni hain.
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Mariya (mere oopar se uthkar)- Thek hai bhai.
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Raju (usko rokte hue)- Ek minute Mariya.
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Main (thook nigal kar) - Nahin gudiya tum jao, iski baat mat sunna.
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Par vo vahin khadi hokar Raju ke kuchh bolne ka intzaar karne lagi.
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Raju - Mariya, tujhe pata hai, ki ye yahan kyon aaya hai, aaj gaw me iski sagai hai, usi ke liye invite karne aaya hai, or jo bhi tujhe gift diye hain, vo isko na peetne ke liye rishvat hai.
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Mariya (apne hathon ko ragadte hue)- Bhad me gaye inke gift, Aaj sagai hai, or mujhe pata hi nahin, or mujhe to chhodo apne best friend ko hi nahin bataya,
[Mariya apne hathon ka punch bana kar aapas me ragadne lagi or boli]-
Ab tera kya hoga kaliya....
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Main (apna thook satakte hue)- Sardaar maine aapka namak khaya hai.
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Mariya (mere oopar koodte hue)- To ab ghhoose khaao.
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Or vo mujhe punches marne lagi.
Raju daant phadkar has raha tha,
Sale ko sukoon jo mil gaya tha,
Khir, bohot der tak meri dhunai hoti rahi, or main bola-
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Main (dard se karahne ka natak karte hue)- Ahhjjj gudiya, sun to sahi... Ahhh ruk na...
Maine bataya kyon nahin iska reason to jaan le.
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Mariya ruk gayi, or side me baith kar haafne lagi-
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Mariya - hhaaahh bolo kya bolna hai... Fooooo
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Main - Yarr, jisse meri sagai hai, vo meri sagi bua ki beti hai, or ham ek dusre se bohot pyaar karte hain,
Badi mushkil se ghar valon ko manaya hai.
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Raju & Mariya (ek sath)- Kyaaaa???
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Main - Haan yarr, isi liye to ab tak nahin bataya tha (main masoom si shakal bana kar bola)
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Raju - Matlab, Priya meri hone vali bhabhi hai.... (Wo ashcharya se bola)
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Main - Haan hmmm.
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Mariya - Mujhe bhabhi se abhi milna hai, isi wakht (wo zidd karte hue boli)
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Main (smiling)- Kyon meri sagai me nahin aana kya?
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Wo bhi hasne lagi, or raju bhi muskura diya.
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Main - Achchha ye batao ki gift kaise lage tumhen.
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Mariya - Bhai aap yakeen nahin karoge, ye meri dream car thi,
Or dher sari dresses, or chocolates ke liye bada vala Thanxxzz
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Main (use apne se lagate hue)- Chal, bhai ko Thanks bolti hai.
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Raju - Bhai ye sab chhod or andar chal, kab se yahan baitha hai.
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Main (khade hote hue)- haan chal yarr, mujhe uncle aunty se bhi milna hai.
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Or ham teeno ghar ke andar chal diye, door khula hua hi tha, main or raju jakar sofe pe baith gaye,
Or Mariya chai nashte lane chali gayi.
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Tabhi Aunty & Uncle ki entry hui,
Shayad kitchen jate hue Mariya ne unhen mere aane ke bare me bata diya tha.
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Short Intro.
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Ravi Kumar (Raju's Father) - 48 years
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Manisha (Raju's Mom) - 45 years
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Raju (My best friend) - 19 years.
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Mariya (Raju's twin sis)- 19 years,
Kehne ko to Mariya or Raju Twins hain,
Par bohot si aadaton me ekdam opposite hain ek dusre ke,
Mariya kisi ladke se baat nahin karti,
Na hi kisi ko apna friend banati hai,
Par dikhne me ekdam sweet hai.
Mujhe bachpan se bhai manti hai,
Or ek behen ka poora hak jatati hai,
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Raju ke papa ki Import/Export ki chhoti co. hai.
Raju ke papa ke Dad ke sath achchhe sambandh hain,
yahan tak ki golf bhi dono ek sath hi khelta hain,
Raju ki mom bhi bohot khush-mijaaz aurat hain, or sabhi se bade pyaar se pesh aati hain.
Hamari family Raju ki family se milti rehti hai, kisi party ya,
Kisi ki death par bhi.
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Back To The Story,
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Aunty or Auncle ko dekhte hi maine uthkar unke pair chhue, or aashirvaad liya.
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Ravi Uncle (ravi ko tana markar)- Dekh ye hote hain sunskaar. Ye teri tarhan din bhar ghar me pada nahin rehta, na hi awara ghoomta hai,
Kuchh seekh isse.
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Raju ka muh ban gaya, phir main bola-
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Main - Are Uncle, aisa nahin hai, Raju bhi jaldi hi ek company kholne vala hai, or ham company ke liye zameen dekhne gaw ja rahe hain.
Aaj sham ko.
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(Dad ne zyada kisi ko sagai ke bare me batane ko mana kiya tha, isi liye maine jhooth bol diya, par phir socha ki isme galat hi kya hai, Raju ko company khulva hi dete hain, isse gaw valon ko razgaar bhi mil jayega)
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Raju ke chehre par chamak aa gayi thi, meri baat sunkar.
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Ravi Uncle - Kya sach me? Par company kholne ke liye to bohot paisa chahiye beta, itna paisa kahan se laoge.
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Main - Uski chinta aap kyon kar rahe hain uncle, ye company main or Raju milkar partnership me khol rahe hain.
Or apni Mariya ko is company ka manager banaenge.
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Mariya jo hath me chai nashte ki tray la rahi thi, meri baat se chehek uthi, or jaldi se tray table par rakhkar mere gale lag gayi.
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Mariya (mujhe hug karke)- Thanks bhai...
Aap aaj itne dino me aaye ho,
Or aaj ka din meri life ka best din hai...
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Main (usse alag hokar, usko aakhen dikha kar)- Agar ek or baar thanks bola na, to tumhen ulta latka kar sutai kar dunga.
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Meri baat se sab thahaka markar hasne lage.
Apne bete ke liye Aunty Uncle bhi bohot khush the, phir aunty mere paas aayin or mujhe gale lagakar bolin.
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Aunty (nam aakhon se)- Beta, tu sach me Raju ka bhai hai, is dosti ko kisi ki nazar na lage.
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Main (aunty se alag hokar unke halke aaye aansu pochhkar)- Are aunty kaisi baaten kar rahi ho, Ham bachpan se sath me hain,
Or budhape tak sath hi rahenge, hame koi alag nahin kar sakta.
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Hamara pyaar dekhkar Uncle ne bhi apni aakhen saaf kin.
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Mariya - Ab aap dono ka pyaar ho gaya ho to bhai ko nashta karne do,
Ye sab maine apne hathon se banaya hai, sirf or sirf apne Rocky bhai ke liye.
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Maine bhi khush hokar mariya ka matha chooma, or ham sab baith kar snacks ka maza lene lage.
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Or coffee pite hue main bola-
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Main (Mariya se)- Gudiya, jao jakar apna bag pack kar lo, ham gaw ja rahe hain aaj hi.
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Wo to sunte hi uthkar sarpat baag gayi,
Aunty pichhe se awaaz lagati reh gayin, par usne nahin suna.
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Aunty - Ye ladki bhi na, kabhi nahin sudhregi, kam se kam coffee to poori pikar jati.
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Main - Koi baat nahin aunty, usko mere sath jane ki khushi hai.
Use khush hone do.
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Aunty - Beta kab tak aaoge wapas.
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Main - Bas aunty yahi koi 5 - 6 din me.
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Uncle (muskurate hue)- Theek hai beta, hame tum par poora bharosa hai...
Bas apni behen ka khayal rakhna.
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Main - jee theek hai uncle.
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Or main dobara coffee ko chuskiyan bharne laga,
Coffee finish karke main utha or raju se bola-
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Main - Raju, ja apna bag niche le aa.
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Raju - Bhai abhi maine bag lagaya kahan hai.
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Main (apna sar peetkar)- Abe duffer, itni der se yahan baitha kya kar raha tha, chal ja jaldi.
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Raju (jate hue)- Bhai tu jakar mariya ko baton me laga, varna vo mujhpar gussa karegi...
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Main - Abe itna hi dar lagta hai to time par kaam kyon nahin karta.
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Or main mariya ke room ke bahar pohoch kar knock kiya.
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"Come In" andar se awaaz ayi.
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Main door kholkar andar enter ho gaya. Vahan par Mariya apna bag pack karne me lagi hui thi.
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Mariya - Bhai achchha hua aap aa gaye, meri dresses select karne me madad karo.
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Main - Are mujhe nahin aata koi select velect karna... Main to chala yahan se.
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Mariya - Bhaiiii zyada mat bano, varna bhabhi se kehkar sahi se tudva dalungi.
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Main (uske paas jakar)- yarr tum ladkiyan ma sab ek jaisi hoti ho.
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Mariya - wo sab baad me pehle meri dresses select karo (usne apni almari
ki taraf ishara karye hue kaha, jo kapdon se bhari padi thi)
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Maine minto me usme se mast - mast dresses nikaal kar bed par rakh din. "Ye lo ho gaya" main ek thandi saans lekar bola

To... Be... Continued