XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Kahani Ab Tak

Maine minto me usme se mast - mast dresses nikaal kar bed par rakh din. "Ye lo ho gaya" main ek thandi saans lekar bola
Ab Aage

Par Mariya to aankhen phaadkar ektak mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi.
Maine uski aakhon ke aage hath lehraya, jisse vo vapas present me aayi.
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Mariya (apni aakhen gol ghumakar)- Bhai aap insaan hi ho na?
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Main (haste hue)- Haan par ladka hun, ladki nahin.
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Mariya - Nahin bhai, sach me yarr agar main ye sab karti na, to bohot time lagta.
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Main (muskurate hue)- Bohot time nahin sham ho jati, aisa bolo..
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Wo bhi has padi, or boli-
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Mariya - Sach me bhabhi ke to maze ho gaye, unhen itna dimaag lagane ki zarurat hi nahin padegi.
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Main - Tension mat lo, tumhare liye bhi jaldi hi dhoondh dunga.
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Mariya (serious)- Bhai mujhse kabhi shadi ke liye mat bolna, plzz...
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Main (serious hote hue)- Kyon gudiya, sab theek to hai na?
Tu bol kisi ne kuchh kaha kya, teri kasam uski haddi pasli tod dunga.
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Mariya (mayus hokar)- Kuchh nahij bhai, bas mujhe in shadi byah ke jhanjhat se elergy hai.
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Maine ek nigah uske antarman me dali, to mujhe sab samajh aa gaya.
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Main (uske sar par hath phirate hue)- Gudiya, tumhen kuchh batane ki zarirat nahin, tumhari aakhon ne sab kuchh keh diya hai, par tum tension mat lo, main sab theek kar dunga, vo jo koi bhi hai, jahan kahin bhi hai, main use dhoondh kar tumhare kadmo me daal dunga,
Use tumse maafi maangni hi hogi.
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Mariya rote hue mere gale lag gayi.
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Mariya - Nahin bhai, ab main uski shakal bhi nahin dekhna chahti,
Or aap bhi is chakkar me mat pado.
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Main (uski aakhon par kiss karye hue)- Kyon na padun is chakkar me,
Koi meri behen ko dard dega or main khada hua dekhta rahunga,
Ab mere samajh me aaya ki tumne itne dino se mujhe phone bhi kyon nahin kiya,
iska matlab tum upset thin itne dino se,
Main bhi kaisa bhai hun, lanat hai mujhpar, apni behen ki khabar hi na li.
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Mariya (mujhe or zyada bahon me kaskar rote hue)- Nahin bhai, isme aapki koi galti nahin hai, maine is baare me kisi ko bhi nahin bataya hai,
Balki mujhe to bohot khushi hai, ki aap mujhse itna pyaar karye ho ki mera dukh meri aakhon se hi padh liya.
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Main usse alag hua, or uske aansu pochhe, or uske aansu se bheege gaal par kiss karye hue bola-
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Main - yarr mariya tumhare aansu to bohot meethe hain, ek kaam karo 1 kg pack kar do, tumhari bhabhi ko bhi chakha dunga.
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Is baat ka asar ye hua ki mariya achanak rote hue bhi hasne lagi,
Or mere seene par halke mukke marye hue boli-
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Mariya - Hehehehehe,
Aap aap bohot gande ho,
kabhi rulate ho, kabhi hasate ho,
Par jaise bhi ho bohot - bohot achchhe ho, (mere gaal pe kiss karke) - hamesha aise hi rehna.
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Ab jakar mujhe sukoon mila, kyonki uske andar ka gubbar jo kab se bahar aana chahta tha,
vo sab nikal gaya tha, ab vo kaafi khush thi.
meri nigah uske room me tangi ek tasveer par gayi,
Jo hamare bachpan ka photo tha,
Jisme main or Mariya hi the,
Wo bachpan se hi mujhe raju se zyada pyaar karti thi,
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Main (us photo ki taraf ishara karye hue)- Ye photo kab ka hai?
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Mariya - ye photo hamare bachpan ki hai, jo raju me kheechi thi, kya aap bhool gaye?
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Main - Main duniya bhula sakta hun,
Par wo yaden jo tumhare sath bitai hain, unhen kabhi nahin bhula paunga..
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Mariya - Ab mujhe phir se senti mat karo, varna main ro dungi (usme masoom si shakal banate hue kaha)
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Main (haste hue) - chalo tumhari dresses pack karte hain.
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Mariya - ji nahin, iski koi zarurat nahin, aap jaiyye bahar, main apne aap kar lungi.
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Main - lo ji kar lo baat, ek to madad karne ka bol raha hun, or oopar se apne kamre se bhaga rahi ho.
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Mariya - bhai plzzz samjha karo na.
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Main - achchha theek hai, jaldi aana bahar.
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Ye kehkar maun uske room se nikal gaya, usko shayad apni bra - panties bag me rakhni thi, isi liye bahar jane ka bol rahi thi,
Main bahar aakar vapas sofe par baith gaya, or un dono behen bhaiyyon ke aane ka intzaar karne laga.
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Main itne time kaatne ke liye aunty uncle se idhar - udhar ki baaten karta raha, or kareeb 20 minute baad raju aata hua dikhai diya,
Uske hathon me ek bag tha,
Or raju ke
10 minute baad hi Mariya bhi apna bag lekar aa gayi,
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Main - Raju ek kaam kar ye le meri bike ki key, or bike andar khadi kar le,
Mariya ki car se chalte hain teeno.
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Uncle - par beta, mariya ke paas car kahan hain?
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Mariya (chehekte hue)- Bhai ne gift ki hai, or koi aisi vaisi car nahin OD car hai.
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Uncle (mujhse)- Are beta itni keemti car dene ki kya zarurat thi.
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Main - Ye Maine apni behen ko di hai,
Or aap hamare beech me nahin bol sakte. (Maine mithi awaaz me kaha)
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Uncle - Theek hai bhai, ab nahin bolunga... Teri jo marzi vo kar..
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"Ye hui na baat" kehte hue maine Mariya ke hath se bag liya or raju or mariya ko lekar bahar aa gaya,
Maine or raju ne hath me pakde bags gadi ki diggi me rakhe, or car me baith gaye,
Mariya, pehle hi driving seat par baithi hui thi, main uski barabar me baith gaya, or raju pichhe.
Or Mariya ne car mere ghar ki taraf ghuma di. Car chalate hue mariya bohot exited thi, or uski khushi dekhkar mere chehre par bhi muskaan barkaraar thi.
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Main - To meri gudiya ko car pasand aa gayi.
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Mariya (mere gaal pe kiss karke)- aapki pasand mujhe bhala kyon pasand na aati. (Wo muskurate hue boli)
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Main - are samne dekh kar gadi chalao, baat - baat par gaal gila kar deti ho.
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Pichhe baithe raju ke bhi khujli hui
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Raju - Achchha bachchu, behen ke puppy dene se irritate ho raha hai,
Or bhabhi se to zabarzasti kehta hoga, ki darling ek kiss do na...plzz
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Mariya khilkhilate hue hasne lagi.
Or maine pichhe ghoom kar hath badha kar uske halka sa ek mara
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Main (raju ko dhamkate hue)- sale tu to apni choch band rakh, varna meriya ko tere afair ke bare me bata dunga.
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Mariya (car ke mirror me raju ko ghoorkar)- Achchha beta, matlab setting kqr rakhi hai, or mujhe apni dost kehta hai, or mujhe hi nahin pata.
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Raju - Mariya iski baton me mat aa, ye sala ekdam jhooth bol raha hai,
Ulta isi ne kai jagha account khol rakhe hain.
Phir raju (meri taraf dekh kar)- tune mariya ko pallavi or madem ke bare me nahin bataya kya?
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Mariya (mujhse)- bhai tum to gaye kaam se, bhabhi se tumpar aaj chimte na bajvaye to mera bhi naam mariya nahin, or raju tujhe to main mom se tudvaungi.
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Main (haste hue)- pehli baat to ye ki pallavi mujhse pyaar karti hai, main usse nahin, or madem or mere beach me sirf devar bhabhi ka rishta hai,
Or kuchh nahin,
Or dusri baat ye ki priya mujhse itna pyaar karti hai, ki usse chahe koi bhi kitna hi keh le vo bharosa nahin karegi, nahin to try kar lena.
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Raju - fuuuuuuu! Kash meri GF bhi bhabhi jaisi hoti. (Usne apne man ki ichchha zahir ki)
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Mariya (raju se)- iska matlab teri girlfriend hai,
abhi tak to main mazaak kar rahi thi, par ab sach me dad se teri shikayat karungi.
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Main hasne laga or raju ki phat ke chaar ho gayi.
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Raju - sale marva diya, meri live story shuru hone se pehle hi duba di tune.
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Main - abe serious mat ho, mariya kisi se kuchh nahin kahegi, par ek baar bhabhi se mila dena mariya ko.
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Raju - haan haan yarr pakka.
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Ham baten karte hue mere ghar pohoch gaye, or mariya ne parking me car laga di.
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Mariya (car se utarkar, charon taraf dekhte hue)- Bhai ye itni saari cars kiski hain?
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Main - sab tumhara hi maal hai, jab dil kare, koi bhi le jana.
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Mariya - Jis Rocky ko main janti thi, vo ab badal chuka hai, aapko to pehle cars me baithne se bhi elergy thi.
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Main - haan gudiya, wakht sab badal deta hai, mujhe bhi badal diya, or mera asli naam Rocky nahin Sagar hai.
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Raju - achchha beta naam bhi change.
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Main - yarr dada ji ne diya hai ye naam, or ab koi question nahin, baaki ki baten baad me karenge...
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Ham baten karte hue main gate par aa gaye the, or mom ne gate khola,
Raju or Mariya ne mom ke pair chhue,
Mom ne dono ko ashirvad diya
or ham sab milkar andar aa gaye.
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Mom - beta, oopar jakar sab ko bula la, lunch ke liye, or haan tere phupa ko phone kar diya hai, vo haveli ke liye nikal gaye hain.
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Main - are mom, hame to dada ji ko surprise dena tha.
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Mom - beta Tension mat le, maine teri bua ko sab samjha diya hai.
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Main - phir theek hai, maine raju or mariya ko dianing table par bithaya, or khud apne room ki taraf chal diya, kyonki mujhe pata tha,
ki saari ladkiyon ki meeting vahin chal rahi hogi.
Or hua bhi aisa hi, jab maine door khola, to andar sab deviyan baithi hui baten kar rahi thin.
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Main - deviyon agar bhookh lagi ho to niche chalkar bhijan girhan kar lo,
Or manu, tumne chhitti ki application di ki nahin school me.
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Mansi - haan bhai, vo to maim or sheetal jakar de aaye the, subha me hi.
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Phir sab lunch karne ke liye niche chal diye, sabse aage menka thi,
Or last me leeza, maine uska hath pakad liya, sab baten karte hue niche jane lage.
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Leeza (sharmate hue)- Chhodiye hame, varna koi dekh lega.
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Main (usko bahon me lete hue)- dekhta hai to dekhne do, apni hone vali bivi ko pyaar na karun to kisse karun.
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Leeza (apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish karte hue)- hame nahin pata,
Par hame chhod dijiye.
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Main - ek kiss de do, to chhod dunga.
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Leeza or zyada sharmane lagi,
"Hame nahin deni koi kiss - viss,
Aap to bohot besharm hain.
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Main (uske ek boob ko halke se press karke)- aye haye tera sharmana, kasam se dil ghayal ho gaya.
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Wo to jaise sharam se pagal hi ho gayi thi, usne mujhe pichhe ki taraf dhakka diya, or niche bhaag gayi,
Main pichhe se hasta reh gaya.
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Phir main bhi niche chal diya,
Or jakar dianing table par mariya or mansi ke beech me baith gaya,
Dad to din me ghar par hote hi nahin the, sirf breakfast or dinner hi sath karte the, lunch keval Sunday me hi hota tha, unke sath.
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Khair, maine khana ek plate me nikala or khane laga, maine mansi ki taraf gour kiya, vo meri taraf bhooki nazron se dekh rahi thi,
Maine use apne hath se nivala bana kar khilaya, tabh jakar usne khana start kiya, ab Mariya ko bhi yahi problem hui,
To main use bhi khilane laga,
Mere hath se khana khate hue uska ek aansu nikal gaya, jo maine pocket se hanky nikal kar pochha, or na me sar hila kar usko phirse khilane laga,
Uske chehre par bhi muskan aa gayi,
Sabhi log khana khate hue hamari taraf hi dekh rahe the, or sath me smile kar rahe the.
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Leeza (man me)- haye, kitne achchhe hain ye, ek dam masoom or devta samaan, par besharm bhi bohot hain (vo apne man me hi has di)
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Menka (man me)- dekho to, us ladki ko kaise khila rahe hain, meri didi ko to itne pyaar se kabhi nahin khilaya,
Mujhe hi kuchh karna padega.
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Idhar main in sabki man ki awaazen sunkar man hi man has raha tha.
Par dar bhi raha tha, menka se,
Ki kahin ye kuchh ulta na kar de.
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Ham sabne lunch finish kiya, or sab sofo par baith gaye,
aage ke plan ke liye,
mariya or raju se sab mil hi liye the,
or un dono ko maine leeza, menka & sheetal se as a friend intro karaya,
waise sheetal ke baare me raju to janta tha, mariya nahin janti thi.
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Mansi (meri god me baithte hue)- To bhai kya plan kiya hai aapne yahan se jane ke bare me?
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Main (uska gaal choonkar)- bas dad ka intzaar hai, phir chalenge,
ab tum ye batao,
How would you like to go?
By Helicopter or By Cars.
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Sabhi (ek awaaz me chillate hue) - Helicopter.
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Main theek hai to plan ban chuka hai,
Dad ko aa jane do phir chalenge.
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Sakshi - Bhai, chacha ji ko already inform kar diya hai, vo bas pohochne vale hain.
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Main (god me baithi hui mansi ke kaan me)- Manu yarr tumhare baithne se mera samaan khada ho gaya hai,
Ab agar tum uthin, to sabko mera ubhaar nazar aa jayega,
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Mansi meri taraf dekh kar sharmili hasi hasne lagi..
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Mansi (mere kaan me)- ek kaam karna mujhe god me le chalna, usse aapka vo kisi ko dikhai nahin dega.
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Maine bhi haan me sar hila diya,
Itne door bell baji, sheetal ne jakar door open kiya, to dad aa chuke the,
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Main - dad jaldi se lunch kar lo phir nikalte hain...
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Dad ne bhi haan me sar hila diya,
Raju or mariya jakar unse bhi pair chhukar mile, or phir dad ke lunch karne ke baad maine man me anjalika ko awaaz lagai.
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Main (anjalika ke man me)- Kahan ho haan, tumhara intzaar ho raha hai bas, sab aa chuke hain.
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Anjalika - bas 2 minute .....
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Main (apne man me)- ladki kahin ki bhi ho, ye 2 minute kehna nahin bhoil sakti,
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Or thodi der me phir se door bell baji, is baar door maine khud khola,
Saamne anju khadi hui muskura rahi thi, Maine idhar - udhar dekha ki koi dekh to nahin raha, or usko bahon me bharkar
Uske chehre par chumbano ki jhadi laga di, aaj vo lab bhi bohot pyaari rahi thi, maine uske lips par apne lips rakh diye, tabhi ek awaaz mere kano me padi-
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Aawaaz - Dekh rahi ho bhagyewaan, apna beta kaise besharmo ki tarhan bahu se chipta hua hai,
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Ye awaaz sunkar meri gaand hava ke gayi, main turant hi usse alag hua, or pichhe mudkar dekha to mom-dad khade the.
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Main turant hi vahan se andar ki taraf bhaag gaya, or pichhe se mujhe mom - dad ke hasne ki awaazen sunai din,
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Thodi der me mom - dad mujhe anju ke sath aate dikhe, anju ka chehra sharam se jhuka hua tha.

To... Be... Continued