XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update -- 72

Kahani Ab Tak -

Main turant hi vahan se andar ki taraf bhaag gaya, or pichhe se mujhe mom - dad ke hasne ki awaazen sunai din,
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Thodi der me mom - dad mujhe anju ke sath aate dikhe, anju ka chehra sharam se jhuka hua tha.

Ab Aage -

Anjalika ke aate hi sabhi ladkiyan usse gale lag kar milin,
Or sab ke dekha dekhi Mariya bhi,
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Dad - To beta kya plan kiya hai, gaw jane ka.
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Main - Bas Dad, 3 Helicopter hire kiye hain, jo kuchh hi der me aane vale hain,
(Maine apna hath hawa me ghumate hue kaha- Magic)
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Or mere bolte hi bahar se Helicopters ki awaazen aane lagin.
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Main - Lo aa gaye Helicopters.
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Sab pehle hi tayyar the, ham sab bahar ki or chal diye,
Bahar 3 khubsurat Helicopters khade hue the,

Ham 4 - 4 ka pair banakar Helicopters me baith gaye.
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1 me - Main, Mansi, Priya & Raju.
2nd me - Mom, Dad, Sheetal & Sakshi.
3rd me - Menka, Mariya, Leeza & Anjalika.
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Or hamare Helicopters hawa me ud chale.

Ham sabhi bohot exited the, or sari ladkiyan to khushi se chilla rahi thin.
Ham sabhi ka samaan yani bags, maine sab ko dikhane ke liye,
ek car me load karva diye the,
Par magic se maine vo car haveli ke bahar pohcha di thi.
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Raste me raju, jo mere paas baitha hua tha, mere kaan me bola-
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Raju (dheere se)- Bhai, aise sukhe - sukhe maza nahin aa raha, kuchh gala gila ho jaye to maza doguna ho jayega.
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Main (uske kaan me)- Abe teri bhabhi baithi hai sath me, pitvayega kya?
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Raju - Bhai, bear bhi chalegi.
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Maine waise hi usko dikhane ke liye sath laye, ek chhote se bag me hath dala, or magic se bear nikaal kar usko de di.
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Mansi - Bhai ye raju bhaiyya ko kya de rahe ho. Mujhe bhi chahiye.
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Priya - Jo bhi lana do lana.
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Main - Are tumhara raju bhaiyya bear pee raha hai, koi coldrink nahin hai vo.
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Mansi - jo kuchh bhi ho, mujhe bhi chahiye.
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Main (raju se)- sale isliye mana kar raha tha main, raat me nahin pee sakta tha, chup-chap se.
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Raju - Are bhai, kyon tension le raha hai, bear hi to hai, de de inhen bhi.
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Main - abe first time peene se hi inko poori bottle ka nasha ho jayega.
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Priya - Aap baaten baad me karna,
Pehle ek can hame pakda do.
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Main - Theek hai, tum dono ek can ko hi share kar lena, varna nasha ho jayega.
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Un dono ne bhi haan me sar hila diya.
Maine ek can nikal kar unko di, or ek can khud peene laga,
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Raju (bear khatam karke)- Bhai isse to daant bhi geele nahin hue, or la yarr.
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Maine usko ek or di, or ham sab sath me enjoy karne lage.
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Priya (bura sa muh banakar)- uhhu! Ye to bohot kadvi hai.
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Main - jitne bhi alcoholic products hote hain, sabhi kadve hi hote hain,
Or tum ladkiyan samajhti ho ki ham ayyashi karte phirte hain,
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Mansi (bear ki sip lete hue)- Ehhhh! Sach me ye to bohot kadvi hai...
Par peene me maza bhi aa raha hai.
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Raju (haste hue)- Abe sale tune meri bhabhi ko bhi bevdi bana diya.
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Main - Abe ye inka first & last chance hai, ab kabhi inhen pine nahin dunga.
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Ham sab aise hi enjoy karte hue gaw me enter kar gaye, maine jaldi se sabhi ko "Smell free" ke pouch de diye, or usse kulla karne ko kaha.
Sabhi ne aisa hi kiya, or ham pohoch gaye haveli.
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Maine pilot se haveli ke aage maidaan me Helicopter utarne ko kaha,
To pilot ne turant Helicopter ko niche utaar diya, or baaki Helicopters pilots ne bhi hamare pichhe hi helicopters land kara diye.
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Helicopters ki awaaz sunkar sabhi log haweli se bahar aa gaye, or ham sabhi niche utre, dekha to sabhi log hame hi dekh rahe the,
Mujhe dekhkar Dada Ji ne apni bahen phaila din, or main bhi bhagta hua unke gale lag gaya.
Itne me sabhi log mere pichhe aa gaye the, or ham sabhi se milkar sab ke sath haveli ke andar chal diye,
Maine ek noukar ko ishare se bulaya,
Or car me se sabhi ka samaan nikaalkar rooms me pohchane ko kaha, or sath me usko 2000 ka ek note de diya,
jisse vo khushi - khushi samaan lane chala gaya,
Or ham sabhi andar aakar dianing hall me baith gaye.
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Noukaron ne hame paani vagerah pilaya, or ham araam se baith gaye.
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Dada ji (mujhse)- are Sagar beta, mujhe bataya kyon nahin ki tum aane vale ho.
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Main - Dada ji, is duniya me surprise naam ki bhi kuchh cheez hoti hai, to aise kaise bata dete.
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Dada ji (haste hue)- Tu nahin sudhrega, (or halke se mere sar par chapat laga di)
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Main (dadi se)- Are meri girlfriend to bohot dubli ho gayi hai, kuchh khati - peeti nahin hain kya?
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Sabhi meri baat oar has diye or dadi ji ne mera sar apni god me rakh liya,
Main uski god me adhleta ho gaya.
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Dadi ji - Bas apne boyfriend ke aane ka intzaar kar rahi thi, tu hai to ye haveli roushan hai, agar tu nahin hota to ye haveli jaise game kaatne ko doudti hai.
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Main - Bas dadi jaldi hi padhai poori karke yahin aa jaunga.
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Dada ji - uski koi zarurat nahin hai,
Hamne gajju <Gajender chacha> se keh diya hai, yahan Top ke school or Colleges khulvane ke liye, or 2 mahine ke andar main sab kuchh apni dekh - rekh me complete karvaunga.
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Phir uske baad tum yahin padhoge,
Jisko sheher jana hai jaye, par tu yahin rahega.
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Main - Jaisi aapki marzi dada ji,
Jo aap bologe vahi hoga.
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Dadaji ne mera matha choom liya.
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Phupa ji - Sagar beta, jis kaam ke liye aaye ho vo kar liya jaye.
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Main - Haan bilkul phupa ji, tayyari kijiye aaj raat 8 baje ka muhrat bohot achchha hai.
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Chacha ji - Are koi hame bhi batayega, ki kis kaam ke liye aaye ho, or kis cheez ka muhrat.
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Main - are chachu aapko pata nahin kya, aaj meri or sakshi ki sagai hai.
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Chacha ji - oye khotteya, kabhi meri bivi ko bhagane ki baat karta hai, kabhi meri beti ko, abe hame jeene de bhai... (Unhone acting karte hue hath jodkar kaha)
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Ham sab thahaka lagakar hasne lage,
Phir Maine sabhi ko hamare yahan aane ka maksad bataya,
jisse sab surprised ho gaye,
or dada ji ne aanan - fanan me sabhi noukaron ko bula kar,
kaam par laga diya,
Sabhi ladies Priya ko lekar ek room me nikal gayin, or baaki sab bhi kaam par lag gaye.
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Main Raju ke sath bahar garden me aa gaya, or ham baith kar baten karne lage.
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Raju - Bhai ek can or la na nikaal ke.
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Main - Abe sale bevde, sagai hone de phor peete hain na, vaise bhi tu 2 can already pee chuka hai.
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Raju - Abe night me whiskey piyenge, abhi bear pee lete hain.
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Main - chal aaj khushi ka mouka hai, par abhi sirf tu pee, main to night me hi piyunga .
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Ye kehkar main andar gaya, or vahan se vahi chhota vala bag utha laya,
Or usme se ek can nikal kar Raju ko de di.
Mere pichhe - pichhe Mariya, Leeza & Anju bhi aa gayin thin.
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Vo bhi hamare sath hi baith gayin.
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Mariya - Bhai ye kya, raju ko akele me party karva rahe ho, or hame nahin.
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Raju - Abe ham sabne to poore raste pi hai, or tu kya karegi peekar.
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Mariya - achchha... Isi liye tum sab sath baithe the, Bhai mujhe bhi chahiye, 2 mahine ho gaye hain... Aaj pine do na ...
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Main - Haan haan piyo, sab piyo.. par limit me, sagai ke wakht agar kuchh bhi ulta - sidha kiya na to bohot marunga.
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Anjalika - Matlab, aap sab ko madira pila rahe ho?
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Main - haan, kya tum bhi peena chahogi?
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Usne bhi haan me sar hila diya..
Maine sab ko bear nikaal kar de di,
Or ham sabhi enjoy karne lage

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Tabhi mera phone baja. Maine dekha to dad ka phone tha.
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Main (phone pick karke)- Jee dad.
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Dad - Beta kahan par ho tum?
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Main - ji main bahar hi baitha hun.
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Dad - Are beta andar aa jao, tayyar nahin hona kya? Or haan apne guruji ko le aao, unke ashirvad se sagai bohot achchhi hogi.
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Main - jee dad, main abhi jakar guruji ko le aata hun <kehkar maine phone kaat diya>
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Or main sab ko bata kar, car lekar vahan se nikla, or vahan se teleport hokar guruji ke planet par pohoch gaya, maine gurudev ke charan sparsh kiye, or apne aane ka maksad bataya,
Guruji bhi bina kisi vilamb ke mere sath chal diye, or kuchh ho palon me ham haveli ke bahar car me baithe the, maine car andar kar li, or guruji ko lekar andar pohcha.
Unko sabhi se mila kar khud tayyar hone apne room me chala gaya, jahan par raju talli pada tha.
To... Be... Continued