XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Update -- 73

(Mere pyare doston,
Pehle to main aapse maafi chahunga itne din gayab rehne ke liye,
Pehle to main apni GF ko 14th fab. tak busy tha, uske baad parivarik samasyaon ke chalte pareshan tha,
Or jab un sabse bahar aakar maine update apne phone ke memo me likha jo cache clear karne ke chakkar me deleate ho gaya, jisse mera mood off ho gaya, agar writer ke hath se likha hua update deleate ho jata hai, to usko dobara likhna bada hi alas bhara kaam hai. Jaise taise karke vo maine vapas likha hai.
Ek baar phir se sorry doston.
Kal se update regularly dene ki koshish karunga).
Ab aate hain story pe
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Kahani ab tak --
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main sab ko bata kar, car lekar vahan se nikla, or vahan se teleport hokar guruji ke planet par pohoch gaya, maine gurudev ke charan sparsh kiye, or apne aane ka maksad bataya,
Guruji bhi bina kisi vilamb ke mere sath chal diye, or kuchh ho palon me ham haveli ke bahar car me baithe the, maine car andar kar li, or guruji ko lekar andar pohcha.
Unko sabhi se mila kar khud tayyar hone apne room me chala gaya, jahan par raju talli pada tha.

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Ab aage --

Maine jakar uski gaand pe ek laat maari, jisse vo ekdam se uth kar baith gaya.
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Main - Sale, aaj sagai hai meri, or tu talli hokar pada hai.
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Raju - Abe main to vaise hi araam kar raha tha, 2 - 4 bear me mujhe kya hone vala hai.
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Main - Tu dusre room me jakar tayyar ho, yahan par main tayyar ho raha hun.
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Raju bhi chala gaya, or maine mansi ko phone karke room me bulaya.
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Mansi (room me enter karte hue)- ji bhai, jaldi boliye, mujhe tayyar bhi hona hai.
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Main - jab main hi tayyar nahin hounga, to tum kya jaldi tayyar hokar achar dalogi.
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Mansi - haan to boliye kya chahiye?
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Main (shararat se)- jo mangunga dogi.
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Mansi (Apni aakhen tim-timate hue)- Haye, sajan ji maang ke to dekho.
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Main - lao to jo mere liye shopping ki thi vo le aao.
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Mansi (nakhre se)- huh! Lati hun...
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Vo jane lagi to maine uska hath kheechkar apni bahon me bhar liya..
Or uske hothon par ek kiss kar diya.
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Jisse uske chehre par muskaan phail gayi,
phir vo mere kapde vagerah lene room se bahar nikal gayi, main bhi fatafat washroom me ghuskar fresh ho gaya.
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Jab main bathroom se bahar nikla to bed par mere kapde rakhe hue the,
Jo maine pehen liye, ab almost 15 - 20 minute bache the sagai ki rasm shuru hone me.
Main final touch dekar niche chal diya. Main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.
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Niche pohochte hi Sabhi ne mere dress or dressing sence ki khulkar tareef ki, jisse main blush karne laga.
or phir priya ko bhi laya gaya.
Main to usko dekhkar dekhta hi reh gaya.

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Aisa lag raha tha jaise swarg se sakshat dev-kanta dharti par aa gayi ho.
Main usi me khoya hua tha to bua ji ne mere hath par pinch kiya, jisse main vapas present me aa gaya.
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Bua ji - Are kab se meri beti ko taade ja raha hai, beta abhi sagai bhi nahin hui or ye haal hai, shadi ke baad to tu pagal hi ho jayega.
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Main (apne dil par hath rakhkar acting karte hue)- Haye! Bua ji, aap ki beti ne jadu sa kar diya hai, ab ye dil mere kabu me kahan hai.
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Meri baat se pariya ne apna chehra sharam se dhak liya,
Or baaki sab hasne lage.
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Bua ji (mujhe halke se chapat lagate hue)- Besharm, badmash... tu nahin sudhrega.
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Main - Haye! Sudharna kon chahta hai sasu ji, ab to aapki beti hi sudharegi.
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Aise hi maskhari karte hue sagai ki rasm shuru huin.
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Mere kehne par Dada ji ne bahar ke koi guest nahin bulaye the,
Guruji ne pooja shuru ki or
pooja ke baad maine or priya ne rings exchange kin,
Phir hamne guruji samhit sabhi badon ka aashirvaad liya .
Phir sabhi ne milkar khoob dhamaal kiya..
Leeza or menka to sabse zyada khush thin, kyonki unke liye ye sab naya tha.
Bua ji or phupa ji ki khushi ka to thikana hi nahin tha.
Poora parivar full happy tha.
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Udhar usi gaw ki ek haweli me -
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Ek aadmi gusse se idhar - udhar tehel raha tha, or uske paas me hi kuchh aadmi sar jhukaye khade the.
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Ye aadmi or koi nahin balki Ranjeet ka beta or Bulla ka baap Rajesh tha,
jis wakht rocky ne un dono ko jail bhijvaya tha us wakht vo out of india tha.
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Rajesh (zor se dahadte hue apne aadmiyon se)- jis ki vajha se mere babu ji or mera eklouta beta jail me hain, unke ghar me khushi ki shehnayi kaise baj sakti hai,
Jao or jakar is khushi ko matam me badal do.
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Ek aadmi (sar jhukaye hue)- sarkaar, jaan ki salamti ho to kuchh arz karun?
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Rajesh - nidar hokar bol
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Wo aadmi - mafi chahta hun sarkar, chhota muh or badi baat,
Par vo naya aaya chhokra bohot hi balvan hai, shareer se bhi or background se bhi, hamne uske baare me pata kiya hai, uske bohot se bade aadmiyon or mantriyon ke sath bhi uthna - baithna hai.
Meri baat mainye to plan karke usko maarna theek rahega.
Varna......
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Rajesh (hath dilhate hue)- Bas!
Ham samajh gaye ki tu kya kehna chahta hai, Theek hai,
us chhokre ko baad me dekhenge pehle babu ji or bulla ko jail se nikalna hai,
maine minister se baat kar li hai 2 din ke bheetar unko zamanat pe riha kar diya jayega,
Phir ek plan banakar us haveli ko kabristan me badal denge.
(Apni mutthi ko kaste hue)
Tayyar ho ja thakur, tujhe aisa matam dikhaunga ki dobara janm lene se pehle 10 baar sochega.
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Idhar haveli me
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Ham sab bohot khush the, or ladkiyan to priya ko chhedne me lagi hui thin,
Us bechari ki halat sharam ke maare kharaab thi, main bhi in sabka maza le raha tha.
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Raat me bhi hamne khoob enjoy kiya,
Or sala raju to bas wiskey ke maze leta raha, bevda jo thehra.
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Khair aise hi enjoy karte hue ye raat kaise beet gayi pata hi nahin chala,
Or subha ke 5 baje jakar thakaan ke karan jisko jahan jagha mili vahin so gaya.
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Agle din Dopeher ke dhai baje meri aankh khuli, dekha to mere paas koi nahin tha.
Mujhe bada achraj hua ki mujhe koi uthane kyon nahin aaya,
Phir main jaldi - jaldi fresh hokar bahar aaya, to dekha ki noukron ke alava ghar me koi nahin tha,
Bas dada ji baithe hue kisi se phone par baat
kar rahe the,
Maine jakar unke pair chhue to unhone phone cut karte hue mere sar par hath rakhkar apne paas baitha liya. Or mujhe dekhte hue pyaar se bole-
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Dada ji - Beta sagar, mere dil pe ek bhaar sa hai, or vo us din khatam hoga jis din tum apne mama ke pariwar ko bhi mila doge,
Maine tumhari maa ki aakhon me apne bhai se milne ki vo aas vo jigyasa dekhi hai,
Ab ye tumhari zinmedari hai ki tum kaise unhen milate ho.
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Main - dada ji unhen milane ke liye pehle unhen dhoondhna to padega na.
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Dada ji (muskurate hue)- vo tumhare liye kon si badi baat hai,
Jab tum hamare baare me jante the to unke bare me bhi avashye hi jante honge
(Mere sar par hath phirate hue)
Kyon maine sahi kaha na?
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Main (haste hue)- Dada ji ek baat bolun, aap sach me bohot chalaak ho.
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Dada ji - to iska matlab tum jaante ho ki tumhare mama ka pariwar kahan hai.
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Main (haan se sar hilate hue )- haan dada ji, bas ek achche se muhurat ka intzaar kar raha hun.
Par aapne chalaki se mujhse sach ugalva hi liya.
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Dada ji (haste hue)- Dada kiska hun?
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Ham dono hi hasne lage, phir maine baaki sab ka puchha to pata chala ki vo sab gaw ghoomne gaye hain.
Phir maine dada ji ke sath lunch kiya or ham idhar - udhar ki baat karte rahe

Kuchh din khushi se haweli me bitane ke baad ham sab apne ghar lout aaye, is baat se anjaan ki kuchh aadmi ham par nazar rakhe hue hain,
Or hamara pichha karte hue hamare ghar tak aa gaye hain.
Waise mujhe to pata chal gaya tha,
Main bhi intzaar karne laga unki taraf se pehli halchal ka.
Kyonki ab mujhe bohot se mission karne the, jiske liye main ab tayyar tha.
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Meri life pehle ki tarhan hi chal padi thi, matlab vahi college or vahan se ghar or sab ke sath romance or ghoomana ghaamna Bla: Bla: Bla:
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Ek din Main apne room me leta hua tha tabhi Menka bina knock kiye mere room me enter hui,
jo thodi dukhi bhi lag rahi thi,
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Maine use paas bula kar baithne ka ishara kiya, vo mere kareeb baith gayi.
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Main - are maina ji aapke is cute se face par aaj itna dukh kyon hai?
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Menka (tount kaste hue) - wah jija ji, ye aap mujhse puchh rahe hain, ye to aap khud bhi jante honge.
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Main (ek thandi saans bharke)- to isme itna dukhi hone vali konsi baat hai bas 2 din baad hi chalte hain vapas jinnlok, kyonki in 2 dino me mujhe kuchh kaam niptane hain.
or jinnlok jate hi main maharaj se tumhari didi ka hath mang lunga.
Ab khush?
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Menka - Sach?
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Main - Mooch.
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Ham dono hasne lage. Tabhi mujhe kuchh yaad aaya to main bola-
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Main - Achchha maina ek baat to batao, us hathkadi ka raaz kya hai, jiske bandhte hi main apni Shakti upyog nahin kar pa raha tha.
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Menka - iske pichhe ek lambi kahani hai..
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Main - to fir sunao shortcut me..
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Menka - Ek din hamare jinnlok me Nar-Bhakshak ghus aaya tha,
Or uska aatank badhta hi chala gaya
Charon or hahakaar macha hua tha,
Khud pita ji bhi preshan the,
Us Nar-Bakshak ko jo bhi milta vo uska khoon peekar usko maar daalta.
Tabh raj guru ke kehne par pitaji ne Mahakaal ko khush karne ke liye ek yagg kiya.
Jiske poora hote hi ek akaash-vani hui, jo ek vardaan tha.
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Main - Or vo akash-vani kya thi?
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Menka (mujhe ghoorkar)- Let me finish.
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Main - O.K. plzz continue...
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Menka - Akash-vani ye thi ki jinnlok ke karagaar me koi shakti kaam nahin karegi, chahe vo koi dev-shakti hi kyon na ho, or sath hi uska asar hath-kadiyon par bhi hoga.
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Kahani poori karke menka chup ho gayi, to main bola -
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Main - Phir us Nar - Bhakshak ka kya hua?
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Menka - hamne use ek yojna bana kar kisi tarhan jinnlok ke karagaar tak pohcha diya, bilkul waise hi jaise chara dalkar sher ka shikar kiya jata hai,
Or karagaar yani ki jail me pohochne ke baad vo Nar-Bhakshak kamzor pad gaya, jiske tehet usko vahin kaid kar liya gaya.
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Main - wah! Kya mast happy ending thi.
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Pichhe se ek awaaz - kya baaten ho rahi hain jija-sali me?
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Maine palatkar dekha to leeza hath bandhkar khadi thi, or uske ird - gird sakhiyon ki tarhan baaki ladkiyan bhi thin.
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Menka (bachchon jaisa muh bana kar)- didi dekho na maine jija ji se aapko ek chumma dene ko bola to jija ji mana kar rahe hain.
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Uski baat se sab khil - khila ke has diye, or Leeza ne sharmate hue paas aakar menka ko ek chapat lagai.
Or phir se shuru ho gayin hamari vahi khatti - mithi baaten.
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Us raat sone se pehle maine decide kiya, ki ab mujhe kisi ki pehel ka intzaar nahin karna chahiye,
Isse pehle ki saap apna phan uthaye uska sar kuchal dena chahiye.
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To maine apni aakhen band kin, or apne dushmano ki ginti karne laga,
Jo mujhe or mere parivar ko maarne ki planning kar rahe the,
Or ek chehra saamne aate hi mujhe bade zor ka jgatka laga.
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Wo kehte hain na ki jab koi daga de to dard hota hai, par agar daga dene vala koi apna ho to zyada dard hota hai, waisa hi ek tees si mere dil me bhi uthi thi,
apne us dushman ko dekhkar.

Jaise agar exam ka question paper leek ho jaye to exam bohot asaan ho jata hai.
Usi tarhan mujhe bhi apne dushmano ke baare me jankar sab asaan lagne laga,
Mere paas keval 2 dino ka samaye tha, apne dushmano ko thikane lagane ke liye.
Main bhi apne dimaag me plan banane laga ki,
kahan se shuru karke kahan khatam karna hai.
Kyonki parivar ki sefty zyada zaruri thi.
Phir mujhe anjalika ke pitaji ko bhi to mukt karana tha.
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Isi liye main ab tayyar tha kal subha ke liye.
Ab dekhna ye hai ki kal subha ki kiran kya rang lati hai.