XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Summon (jinn) ne mujhe jhukkar salaam kiya, or vahan se vapas lout gaya.
Maine charon or nigah doudai vahan sab jagah andhera hi andhera tha.

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Ab wakht tha us kaidkhane ko dhundhne ka, isi liye main guruji ke nirdesh anusar aage badhne laga,
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2 ghante lagataar paidal chalne ke baad maine dekha aage ek bada sa gate hai, or uske andar se roshni bhi aa rahi thi,
Maine paas jakar dekha par aas - paas koi nahin tha,
To main sidhe usme prevesh kar gaya.

Yahan sab jagah peele rang ki roshni si thi, main or aage badha tabhi mere saamne ek shaitaaan aa khada hua, jo ki bada hi ajeeb sa tha,
Samajh nahin aa raha tha ki ye hai kya, insan or bhediye la mixer sa lag raha tha.

Ye yahan ka pehredaar lag raha tha,
Sala hight me mujhe 4 guna bada tha,
Mujhe dekhte hue wo muh oopar karke dahada or mujhse bola-
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Shaitaan (gusse se ghoorkar)- kon hai tu? Or yahan kyon aaya hai?
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Main - tumhare yahan hamare raja kaid hain, unhen lene aaya hun.
Hat ja mere raste se, varna bemaut mara jayega.
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Shaitaan - Hahhaaha tu hahaha
tu marega mujhe .... Hahahahaha
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Mujhe bada gussa aaya, sala mujh par has raha tha, ek baar ko to aisa laga jaise menka mera mazaak uda rahi ho, yahi achchha mouka tha,
Menka ki badhas is par nikalne ka.
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Main (chillate hue)- menka tune mujhe bohot tang kar rakha hai,
aaj to tu gayi, teri chut phaad dunga behen ki loudi.
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Shaotaan ki hasi ruk gayi, or wo apna sar khujane laga.
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Shaitaan - abe pagal ho gaya hai kya,
Kon menka kaisi menka, sale main female nahin male hun,
(Mujhe ek card dikhate hue)- ye dekh mera adhaar card. - isme likha hai sex- Male .
Samjha.
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Main - sali acting karti hai, yahan par kya chhinala kar rahi hai.
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Or main gusse se uski taraf badha, or uchhal kar uske seene pe dono laat ek sath maarin.
Wo thoda sa pichhe ko khisak gaya.
Or main niche gir gaya.
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Shaitaan - abe piddi se londe,
Mujhse takrane se pehle apni hight to dekh leta budbak.
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Main (khade hote hue) - pehli baar koi takkar ka mila hai, par aaj tu bach nahin payegi menka.
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Shaitaan gusse me aa gaya usne mere muh par vaar kiya, or main uska panch ekdam se rok na paya,
Or thodi door jakar gira.
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Shaitaan - sale itne saboot dikhane ke baad bhi mujhe londiya ke naam se bula raha hai. Tu to aaj mere hathon marega hi, ghus-pethiya jo hai.
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Main apne kapde jhaadte hue utha,
Ab mujhe bohot gussa aa raha tha,
Main aakhen band karke menka ki saari harkaten yaad karne laga,
Or doudte hue uski taraf bhaga,
Uske kareeb jate hi hawa me udta hua uske chehre ke kareeb pohcha,
Usne apne aap ko bachane ke liye hawa me apne hath me pakda tirshul numa hathiyar lehraya, maine usse bachte hue,
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ek zordar punch uske thhobde pe mara, or wapas chhalang laga kar niche khada ho gaya,
Usne cheekhte hue apna hath apne muh par rakh liya, or uske hath me uske kuchh toote hue daant khoon ke sath aa gaye.
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Shaitaan (cheekhte hue)- ab tak to main mazaak kar raha tha, ab tu gaya kaam se,
Or usne apna tirshul hath me lekar meri taraf kar diya, jisme se kuchh laal rang ki roshni nikal kar meri taraf aane lagi.
Main koodkar idhar udhar bhaagne laga, par main jidhar bhi bhaagta wo vahin hamla karne laga,
Aakhir main uski chapet me aa gaya,
Or ek pal ke liye aisa laga ki jaise mujhe bohot tagda bijli ka current laga ho, main bohot door jakar gira,
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Ab bohot der ho chuki thi,
Mera gussa ssatve aasmaan par tha,
Maine apna hath aage kiya,
Or mere hath me meri sword aa gayi,
Or agle hi pal usme se aag nikalne lagi.

Maine apni sword uske aage kar di,
To usne apna hathiyar mere aage kar diya,
Or hamare hathiyaron ki energy ek dusre se takra gayin,
Meri aag ki power lagataar uski energy ko kam karte hue uske kareeb pohoch gayi.
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Or kuchh hi der me wo chillate hue aag me jalne laga.
Or pichhe ko gir kar zameen pe tadapne laga,
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Main uske kareeb pohcha to wo bechara ye kehte hue parlok sidhar gaya ki "Main female nahin male hun" or us gareeb ki saanse band
ho gayin, main uski harkat par thahaka lagakar hasne laga.
Tabhi mujhe kisi ke tez se hasne ki awaaz sunai di,
Oh ye kisi or ki nahin balki anjalika ki thi, ab meri phatne ko ho gayi,
Ki kahin ye tamasha saari ladkiyan to nahin dekh rahin, oh shit! Agar menka dekh rahi hogi to meri jaan le legi.
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Main (man me) - oye anju ki bachchi hasna band karo, or ye batao ki tu hare sath is wakht kon - kon hai.
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Anjalika (mere man me)- tension mat lo jaan, leeza or menka apne room me hain, waise kya - kya bol rahe the aap, haye kitni gandi gandi galiyan de rahe the.
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Main (thandi saans lekar)- fuuuuuu! Bach gaya,
Chalo baad me baat karta hun.
Or is baare me leeza or menka ko pata nahin chalna chahiye.
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Anjalika - O.K. take care BBye.
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Phir, Maine apni aakhen band karke dekha to guruji ki batai hui jagah yahan se bohot door thi,
Main ab koi risk nahin lena chahta tha,
Isi liye main gayab ho gaya,
Or bijli ki gati se us taraf hawa me udne laga.
Or kuchh hi der me main guruji ki batai jagah par pohoch gaya,
Par main hairaan tha.
Hairani is baat ki thi, ki jaisa guruji ne bataya tha, waisa yahan kuchh bhi nahin tha,
Balki charon or andhera or sannata tha.
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Main badi hi duvidha me phas gaya.
Or bohot der tak idhar-udhar ghooma, par kaidkhane ka koi suraag hath na laga.
Aakhir main vahin baith gaya,
Pyaas bhi bohot lag rahi thi,
Isi liye magic se coldrink manga kar peene laga.
Tabh jakar kuchh sukoon sa mila,
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Maine socha ki is baare me guruji se baat karni chahiye,
Maine guruji se TP ke zariye baat ki,
To guruji bole-
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Guruji (in TP)- Putra! Ye tumhara kartavye hi nahin balki pariksha bhi hai, ki tum apna kitna dimaag upyog kar sakte ho.
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Or apni baat poori karte hi guruji ne TP ko khatam kar diya.
Ab main soch me pad gaya ki kya karna chahiye,
Tabhi mujhe vahan 3 shaitaan ghoomte hue dikhai pade,
jo baaten karte hue meri taraf hi aa rahe the,
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Unke sadharan kapde dekhkar lag raha tha ki vo yahin par kisi basti me rehte hain.
Wo mere kareeb se nikal gaye,
Kyonki main unhen dikhai nahin diya,
Adrishye jo tha.
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya,
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Jab wo mujhse thodi door nikal gaye,
To main vapas appear hua, or shaitaan ka roop le liya.
Ab main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.

Or main tez kadmo se unke pichhe - pichhe chal diya,
Jaldi hi tez kadam rakhte hue main unke kareeb pohoch gaya.
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Main - (unhi ki bhasha me) zara suniye,
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(unhone pichhe palat kar mujhe oopar se niche tak dekha)
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Shaitaan 1 - kaho kya baat hai?
Or kon ho tum pehle to kabhi nahin dekha.
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Main - ji main musafir hun, or jagah - jagah ghoomta rehta hun,
Kya yahan par kahin koi basti hai?
Surye dhal chuka hai, or mujhe aaj raat araam karne ke liye koi jagah chahiye.
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Shaitaan 3 - Hmmm, chalo hamare sath, paas me hi ek basti hai, or ham sab vahin rehte hain.
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Maine unhen "dhanyavaad" kaha or unke sath ho liya.
Raste me shaitaan 2 bola-
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Shaitaan 2 - waise tumhara naam kya hai? Or tum aaye kahan se ho?
Hamare lok me itna sunder shaitaan pehli baar dekha hai.
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Main (man me)- pencho, agar dharti ke logon ne mujhe is roop me dekh kiya to pent geeli ho jayegi.
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Shaitaan 2 - are kahan kho gaye?
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Main - kahin nahin, waise mera naam asur hai, or main bohot door se aaya hun, main ek jagah kabhi nahin rehta bas ghoomta firta rehta hun.
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Shaitaaan 1 (haste hue) - ohho! Matlab man - mouji ho.
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Main (haste hue)- haan ji aisa hi kuchh samajh lijiye.
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Waise inhen attract kar rahi thi meri attraction power, jo situation ke hisab se automatic kaam karti thi.
Ham thodi hi der me ek khandarnuma basti me pohoch gaye,
Jahan ki halat dekhkar lagta tha ki yahan sab bohot gareeb hain.
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Main (un Shaitano se)- yahan ki halat to bohot kharaab hai,
Kya yahan par koi hadsa hua tha?
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Shaitaan 2 - haan yahan par senapati ne ek baar hamla kiya tha.
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Main - kyaa? Par kyon?
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Shaitaan 3 - hame har mahine kar (tex) dena padta hai, jo ham din raat mehnat karke kamate hain usse bhi zyada kar hame dena padta hai,
Or senapati ke aadmi aakar har mahine le jate hain,
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Shaitaan 1 - ek baar hamme se hamme se ek ne is ke khilaaf awaaz uthai thi, jiska sath poori basti valon ne diya,
Phir kya tha, senapati ne poori basti tehes - nehes kar di,
Or hamare gharon me aag laga di,
Jisme bohot sare basti ke log andar hi jal kar mar gaye, un kameeno ne ne bachchon par bhi rehem nahin kiya.
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Ye kehte hue uski aakhen bheeg gayin.
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Shaitaan 3 - lo ham pohoch gaye.
(Wo ek ghar ka gate bajate hue bola, jo in sab tute gharon me kuchh sahi lag raha tha)
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Main - ye kiska ghar hai.
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Shaitaan 2 - ye hamare sardar ka ghar hai,
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Tabhi wo gate khula usko kholne vali ek davil girl thi, jo shayad sardar ki beti thi.
Or kuchh aisi lag rahi thi.

Main un teeno ke pichhe khada tha.
Usne door kholte hi puchha
Davil girl - kahiye kya kaam hai, kisse milna hai.
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Shaitaan 2 - ji hame sardar se milna hai, yahan par ek rahgir ghumte hue yahan aaya hai,
use aaj raat ko aasra chahiye.
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Davil girl - kahan hai vo?
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Uski baat se wo teeno side ho gaye,
Or main saamne aa gaya, wo mujhe dekhne lagi, phir boli-
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Davil girl - intzaar kijiye ham unhen abhi bhejte hain.
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Ye kehkar vo meri taraf muskurate hue andar chali gayi.
Or thodi hi der me ek adhed umar ka shaitaan bahar aaya,
Vo teeno uske aage jhuk gaye,
Unki dekha dekhi main bhi jhuk gaya,
Usne hame khade hone ke liye kaha,
To ham sidhe khade ho gaye.
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Sardar - kaho kya baat hai?
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Un teeno ne vahi baat dohra di,
Sardaar ne mujhe dekha phir bola theek hai, tum jab tak chaho yahan ruk sakte ho,
Aa jao andar, wo teeno sar jhuka ke vahan se chale gaye, or main sardar ke pichhe - pichhe chal diya,
Wo ek dande ka sahara lekar chal raha tha,
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Maine man me socha ki main kitna galat tha, sabhi shaitaan dil ke bure nahin hote, yahan ka hisab to kuchh waisa hi hai jaisa hamare dharti - lok me hota hai.
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Main sardar ke sath andar aa chuka tha, usne mujhe ek kamre ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha-
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Sardar - is kamre me chale jao,
Ye hamne musafiron ke liye hi banvaya tha.
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Maine haan me sar hilaya,
Or kamre ki taraf chal diya,
Abhi main kamre me kadam rakh pata ki ek "dhadaam" se kisi ke girne ki awaaz aayi,
Maine pichhe dekha to sardar gir gaya tha,
Main doudte hue uske paas pohcha,
Itne me uski beti bhi chilla kar doudte hue vahan aa gayi,
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Maine sardar ko god me utha liya,
Or uski beti se rasta puchha,
Usne ek taraf ishara kar diya,
Or main sardar ko apni god me utha kar us taraf chal pada.
To... Be... Continued