XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Kahani Ab Tak -

Main - manu jaan, bas do hi dino ki to baat hai, phir ham wapas chalenge.
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Mansi (khush hokar) - sachchi.
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Main (uska gaal chumkar)- muchi...

Ab Aage -

Anjalika (mansi se)- kyon manu kya tumhen yahan achchha nahin laga?
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Mansi - nahin di, aisi baat nahin hai,
Yahan par sab kuchh hai, par phir bhi adhura - adhura sa lagta hai,
Aap khud bataiyye, ki aapko yahan zyada maza aa raha hai, ya dhartiLok me zyada maza aata tha?
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Leeza - Baat to sahi hai, main bhi tumse sehmat hun, yahan par ham khulkar pyar to chhodo, baaten bhi chhip - chhipkar karte hain.
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Main - wow! Leeza ji, aapne pehle kyon nahin bataya ki aapko pyar karna hai, aao aapki ichchha abhi puri kar dete hain.
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Is baat par ham sab hasne lage, or leeza sharma gayi.
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Khair! Hamne thoda or discussion karne ke baad meeting thatam ki,
Or main sabhi ke sath parilok ghumne nikal gaya.
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Sham ko jab ham wapas aaye to pure mehal ko phulon se saja diya gaya tha, or jashn ki puri tayyari ho chuki thi,
Ham sabhi jashn ke maidaan me ja pohche, jo mehal ke baju me hi tha,
Wahan par ek shandaar stage bani hui thi, or baki sabhi ke baithne ka bhi intzaam tha.
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Or Raja Vikram Singh apni raniyon ke sath sabhi se mil rahe the,
Ham sab bhi jakar ek baar unse mile, or vahin ek table par baith gaye.
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Wahan Kuchh pariyan apni kamar ko hila - hila kar dance kar rahi thin,
Ham sabhi uske maze lene lage.
Iske alava wahan par har tarhan ke pakvan moujood the,
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Wo puri raat aise hi jashn me nikal gayi, or subha 3 baje ke aas - paas main, mansi, priya, sakshi or sheetal ke sath mehal ke ek hi room me so gaya.
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Abhi mujhe soye hue 2 hi ghante hue the, ki ek mulazim (naukar) ne aakar mere room ka gate knock kar diya,
Jisse meri aankh khul gayi,
Maine door khola to wo naukar bola-
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Naukar (sar jhukaye hue)- gustakhi maf huzoor, aapko Maharaj ne turant yaad kiya hai.
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Main aakhen malte hue, uske sath Vikram Singh ke paas pohcha,
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Vikram Singh - Aao Sagar, maaf karna hamne tumhari neend me badha dali.
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Main - koi baat nahin mahataj,
Kahiye kaise yaad kiya.
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Vikram Singh - hamne aapko yahi yaad dilane ke liye yaad kiya tha,
Ki aaj yagg bhi karna hai.
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Main - are haan maharaj, achchha jua aapne yaad dila diya,
Sabhi ko bulva lijiye, or Rajguru ko bhi, or aap bhi apna shuddhikaran kar ke bahar ke maidaan me aa jaiyye, main yagg ki samagri ke sath bahar aapka intzar karta hun.
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Raja haan me sar hila kar chala gaya.
Or main kuchh naukaron ke sath bahar ke maidan me pohcha,
Vahan par maine magic se yagg samagri ke sath - sath ek bada stall bana diya,
Or khud bhi nadi me snan karke ek safed kapda dharan karke aa gaya,
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Rajguru ke sath - sath hi Raja samhit ghar ke sabhi log aa chuke the,
Or maine, Rajguru ko paas baitha kar, Apne samne ShivLing rakhkar,
"Mahamrityunjay mantra" ka uchcharan shuru kar diya,
मृत संजीवनी महामंत्युंजय मंत्र-
ॐ हौं जूं सः ॐ भूर्भुवः स्वः
ॐ त्र्यम्‍बकं यजामहे सुगन्धिं पुष्टिवर्धनम्
उर्वारुकमिव बन्‍धनान्
मृत्‍योर्मुक्षीय मामृतात्
ॐ स्वः भुवः भूः ॐ सः जूं हौं ॐ !!
Or Rajguru ne bhi mere sath sur milana shuru kar diya.
Raja samhit baki log hamare ird - gird hath jodkar apne sheesh jhuka kar baith gaye the.
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Ye yagg karte hue hame subha ke kareeb 5 baje se 8 baj gaye the,
Ham sabki aakhen band thin,
Ki tabhi mujhe Mahakaal ka muskurata hua chehra dikhai diya,
Or agle hi pal mere hath me kuchh prasad tha, main Mahakaal ka ishara samajh gaya tha,
Maine zor - zor se Mahakaal ka naam japna shuru kar diya, or isi ke sath unka chehra mere aage se vileen ho gaya.
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Maine apni aakhen kholin,
or yagg ke safal hone ke bare me sab ko bataya,
Or wo prasad Raja ko de diya.
Raja ne vo apni chhalakti hui aakhon se laga liya.
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Main - Rajan is prasad ko jis kisi ko bhi khilaoge usse aapko apne uttaradhikari ki prapti hogi.
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Raja - Kintu Sagar, main agar kisi ek ko khilaunga to baki sab naraaz nahin ho jayengi.
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Main (muskurate hue)- to sab ko khila do.
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Rajguru & Raja (achraj se)- kyaaa?
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Main - haan, rajan tumne theek suna, ye prasad 8tho raniyon me vibhajit kar do, baaki jo mahakal chahenge vaisa hi hoga.
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Raja ne vaisa hi kiya, sabhi raniyon me prasannata se vo prasad kha liya.
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Main (vikram singh se)- ab aap sambhalo apni aane vali cricket team ko or main chala apni neend puri karne.
(Maine apni team ko ishara karte hue kaha)
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Meri baat pe sabhi hasne lage.
Or main apni biviyon ko sath lekar mehal ke andar ki or apne kamre ki taraf chal diya,
Is baar hamare sath anju or leeza bhi thin.
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Maine raat ko hi bade vale bed ka intzaam kar diya tha, jispar ham sabhi ek sath soye the,
Main to jate hi phail gaya,
Or baaki ladkiyan mere ird - gird.
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Main dopeher ko lunch ke time tabh utha jab kisi ne hamara door knock kiya.
Mujhe saans lene me badi duvidha ho rahi thi,
Maine aakhen khol ke dekha to sheetal mere muh par apni dono chuchiyan ghusaye so rahi thi.
Or baaki ki ladkiyan bhi mere ird - gird soi padi thin,
Maine sheetal ko apne oopar se hataya or bagal me soi padi mansi ko jaga kar door kholne bheja.
Mansi ne door khola to lunch ke liye bulava tha,
Maine bakiyon ko jagaya or Ham sabhi fresh hokar bhojan-kaksh me pohoch gaye.
Wahan jakar dekha to Menka, Raja or unki sabhi raniyan hi thin.
Baaki sab apne-apne ghar ja chuke the.
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Ham bhi sab se baten karte hue lunch karne lage, sath hi raja ki sabhi raniyon ne mujhe us yagg ke liye dhanyavad kaha.
Tabhi menka ke chul hui.
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Menka (cute sa muh bana kar)- pyare jiju.
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Main - gayi bhes pani me.
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Meri baat pe sab thahaka lagakar hasne lage. Or jab chup hue to menka phir boli.
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Menka - jiju hame bhi bhai chahiye,
Aisa hi prasad mom ke liye bhi do na?
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Uski baat pe sab ektak uski taraf dekhne lage, or phir se hamari hasi ka shor goonjh gaya.
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Anju's mom (haste hue menka se)- are beta bhai ko rehne do, tumhare pita ne sab ko aaj sham hi jinnlok bulaya hai,
Sagar or leeza ki shadi ke liye,
Ab to apne bhanje ko god me khilana.
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Main (achraj se)- kyaaa? Ye kab hua, or hame pehle kyon nahin bataya.
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Vikram Singh - beta aaj subha hi rajguru dwara kal ka shubh muhurat nikla hai, wo to tumhen batana chahte the, par tum sone chale gaye, ab unko tayyari to karni hi thi, isi liye wo hame bata kar jaldi - jaldi nikal gaye.
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Main (khushi se)- chalo to bhai aap sab log jinnlok pohcho or main mom - dad ko lekar aata hun.
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Menka - shadi gayi bhad me, pehle mujhe mera bhanja chahiye,
Tabh hi shadi hone dungi.
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Main (apna sar peet kar)- leeza tumhari behen confirm pagal hai,
Isko hamare DhartiLok me mental hospital me bharti karao.
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Leeza to bechari waise hi sharm se laal hui padi thi, wo kya bolti.
Khair! Jaise taise menka ko Raniyon ne milkar shant kiya ki "shadi se pehle bachche nahin hote" tabh kahin jakar wo mani.
Phir sabhi Jinnlok jane ki tayyari me lag gaye.
Or main nikal gaya DhartiLok Mom Dad or shayad aunty ko bhi lane.
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Udhar ShaitaanLok me
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Yahan ek badi meeting chal rahi thi,
Jisme shaitan ka beta - beti or senapati ke sath - sath vahan ki sari hastiyan aayi hui thin,
Sabhi me halchal thi. Or sabhi gusse me lag rahe the.
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Shaitan's Son (gusse me senapati se)- ye jo kuchh bhi hua hai, isme galti sirf teri hai, jab yahan ka dwarpal mara gaya tha to turant action kyon nahin liya? Or wo tha kon jo andhi ki tarhan aaya or tufan ki tarhan us raja ko ke uda.
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Senapati (sar jhukate hue)- maaf kar dijiye maharaj, hamne uska pata lagane ke liye apne guptcharon ko bhej diya hai, wo aate hi honge.
Or wo jo bhi tha, uska vinash nishchit hai.
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Tabhi 10 - 12 logon ki team vahan aati hai, jinhen dekh kar sab khade ho jate hain.
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Senapati (us team se)- kya khabar laye ho? Kon tha wo?
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Unme se 1 bola -
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Guptchar - Sarkaar, uska naam sagar hai, or wo DhartiLok ka rehne vala hai.
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Is baat se sab hil kar reh gaye.
"Kyaaaaaaaa" sab ka ye hi reaction tha.
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Shaitan's Son - ye nahin ho sakta, ek mamuli sa manushye hame maat nahin de sakta, tum sab jhooth bol rahe ho. Tumhen pata hai iske liye tumhen mratyu dand bhi mil sakta hai
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Guptchar (hath jodte hue)- wo koi sadharan manushye nahin hai maharaj! Uspar "Mahakal" ki kripya hai, or sath me unki di hui shaktiyan bhi, or yahi nahin balki uske paas poore parilok ki shakti bhi hai.
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Is baat se sab tension me aa gaye,
Tabhi vahan khada ek kala choga pehne hue jo in sabka rajguru lag raha tha wo shaitaan bola-
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Wo shaitaan - maharaj ab hame avashye hi us dhatu ka prayog karna chahiye, jisse kisi ki bhi sabhi
Shaktiyan nasht ho jati hain.
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Shaitan's daughter - hahahahahaha bohot achchha sujhav diya hai guruji,
Agar ye upay kaam kar gaya to wo apni yaddasht bhi kho dega.
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Senapati - is yojna ko anjaam dene ke liye ham khud jayenge.
Ab tu nahin bach payega manav .

Hahahahaahhahahahahahaa
Sabhi taraf se ek khoufnaak thahaka goonjh utha.

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