XXX Kahani अनौखा समागम अनोखा प्यार

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Senapati - is yojna ko anjaam dene ke liye ham khud jayenge.
Ab tu nahin bach payega manav .

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Sabhi taraf se ek khoufnaak thahaka goonjh utha.

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Idhar DjartiLok Me
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Main sidha Apne ghar ke aage teleport hua, or jakar door bell bajane vala tha ki door khul gaya,
Or mom ne mujhe apne gale se laga liya.
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Mom (mera matha choomkar)- mera bachcha aa gaya tu,
(Phir mere pichhe jhakte hue)
Meri bachchiyan kahan hain? Dikhai nahin de rahin.
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Main (muskurate hue)- mom agar aap mujhe andar aane dengi tabhi to kuchh bataunga na.
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Mom ne mujhe andar aane ka rasta diya, or mere liye paani le aayin.
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Main - Mom, Dad or aunty dikhai nahin de rahe.
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Mom - beta tere dad ko to tu janta hi hai, apne office se sham ko hi aate hain. Or teri aunty 2 din ruk kar vapas apne ghar chali gayin hain.
Ab tu bata ki tu akela kaise aaya hai?
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Main - Mom kal meri or leeza ki shadi hai, isi liye aap dono ko lene aaya hun, agar aunty bhi yahan par hotin to unko bhi sath hi le leta.
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Mom - kyaaa teri shadi hai, or vo bhi kal, or tu ab bata raha hai.
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Main - are mom mujhe bhi abhi thodi der pehle hi pata chala hai, baaki ka aapko vahin jakar pata chal jayega,
Filhal aap dad ko call karke bula lo,
Hame abhi nikalna hai.
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Mom ne haan me sar hila kar dad ko call kar ke urgently aane ko kaha.
Jisse dad bhi jaldi hi ghar aa gaye,
Door khula hua hi tha.
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Dad (andar aate hue)- are darling kya hua? Urgent meeting chhod ke aaya hun, kahin tumhara mood to nahin ban gaya......
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Ekaek mujhe dekh kar chup ho gaye,
Main zor se thahaka lagakar hasne laga, or dad ka sharmindgi se bura haal ho gaya, kyonki wo mere saamne aisi baat nahin karte the.
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Khair! Maine unko bhi saari baat batai, or kuchh din ke liye office na jane ki salah di.
Jise wo khushi - khushi maan gaye,
Or maine mom se aunty ko call karne ka bhi bol diya.
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Mom ne aunty ko call karke ghoomne jane ka bata diya, or main mom - dad ka hath pakad kar teleport hokar sidha jinnlok pohoch gaya.
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Mom - Dad to aisi bhavya duniya dekhkar achambhit ho gaye.
Phir main unhen lekar sidha mahel pohoch gaya,
Jahan par sabhi pehle hi pohoch chuke the, hamara bohot bhavya swagat hua.
Vahan par shadi ki tayyari poore zor par thi,
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Mom - Dad to abhi mahel ki khubsurati me hi khoye pade the,
Jinhen Raja Aghora or Raja Vikram Singh aakar present me laye.
Sari behne bhi aakar Mom - Dad se milin phir mom - dad jakar raja or sabhi rani ek room me chale gaye,
Shayad vivah ka plan discuss karne.
Or main sabhi ladkiyon ke sath mahel ke bahar bane garden me aa gaya.
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Ham baith kar baten karne lage,
Waise ek achchhi baat thi yahan,
Yahan par dulhan banne vali ladki ko ghumne - ghamne ki full azaadi thi,
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Sheetal (bura sa muh banate hue)- Bhai aap pehle se kafi change ho gaye ho.
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Main (mathe par bal late hue)- kyon gudiya tumhen aisa kyon laga?
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Sheetal - ab aap wo romantic DDLJ vale Raj nahin rahe, ab na aap hame kiss karke uthate ho or na hi romance karte ho.
(Usne udas hote hue kaha)
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Or uski baat par bakiyon ne haan me haan milai,
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Mansi - bilkul theek kaha tune gudiya, ham sab teri baat se sehmat hai.
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Vahan par to sabhi ladkiyon ki khichdi pakni start ho gayi.
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Main - Are ek minute, ek minute, pehle mujhe bolne ka mouka to do.
(Ispar sabhi shant hokar ektak mujhe dekhne lagin)
Dekho ye tum sab bhi apni aakhon se dekh rahi ho, ki jab se main yahan aaya hun, kisi na kisi kaam me uljha hua hun, neend tak puri nahin hoti hai, ab tum hi batao ki main kya karun.
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Tabhi menka vahan meri baaten sunti hui aa dhamki.
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Menka - jiju aap ek kaam karo, chullu bhar pani me doob maro.
Mujhe ek bhanja to de nahin sakte or yahan baithkar panchayat kar rahe ho.
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Main - are aao aao, tumhari hi kami thi, tumhare bina to sab kuchh shant - shant sa lagta hai.
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Menka (pyar se)- achchha, itna pyar karte ho aap hamse.
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Ispar leeza mujhe ghoorne lagi.
Or baki ki ladkiyon ko to menka or meri behes me maza aata tha, wo to shant hokar sunne lagin.
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Main - abe pagal hai kya, main kyon pyar karne laga, main kya pagal hun.
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Menka - pyar karne ke liye pagal hona zaruri hai?
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Main (apne sar ke baal nouchkar)- tumhari baat ka javaab mere paas nahin hai.
(Dono hath jodkar)- mujhe maaf karo meri maa.
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Menka - ye lo ho gaye na aap bhi pagal, sali ko maa bata rahe ho,
Iska matlab ab ham pyar kar sakte hain.
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Maine leeza ki taraf dekha to wo to hamari baton ke maze le rahi thi,
Baki ki ladkiyon ke sath.
Maine socha jab kisi ko koi problem nahin hai to ab iski watt lagata hun.
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Main (dhire se)- achchha pyar karke kya karogi.
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Menka - pichhli baar aapne kiss kiya tha is baar ham kar lenge. Pyar bhi ho jayega or hisab bhi barabar ho jayega.
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Main - achchha pichli baar maine kahan par kiss kiya tha.
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(Abki baar menka ki hava leni shuru ho gayi)
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Menka - kahhan ma matlab, apne room me kiya tha.
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Main - kahan matlab room me nahin,
Matlab gaal par kiya tha ya lips par?
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Menka - mmm mujhe yaad nnahin aa raha.
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Main (bakiyon ki taraf aankh marte hue)- chalo aapke room me abhi yaad karva deta hun.
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Menka ne apne aap ko phaste hue dekha to turant topic change kar diya.
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Menka (zehrili muskan ke sath)- jitni pyar or romantic baaten aap hamse kar rahe hain, kya didi se bhi karte hain ya nahin?
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Main (man me)- pencho isne to pasa hi palat diya,
Maine leeza ki taraf dekha to vo jalti aakhon se mujhe hi ghoor rahi thi,
Maine thook satakte hue bakiyon ko dekha to unka bhi leeza jaisa hi haal tha.
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Main (apne aap ko relax karke)- wo kya hai maina ji, mujhe itna time nahin mil paya hai, par dharti lok par wapas jate hi main kisi bhi bivi ko shikayat ka mouka nahin dunga.
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Menka (aag lagate hue) - abhi jitni der aap hamse romantic baten kar rahe the, itna time apni biviyon ko dete, aakhir wo aapki zimmedari hain, aapko is baat ki koi parvah hai ya nahin.
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Main isharon se use chup rehne ka bolta raha par wo kahan baaz aane vali thi, pata nahin kya - kya bolti chali gayi.
Or poori tarhan aag lagane ke baad mujhe aankh markar nikal gayi.
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Uske jane ke baad maine thandi saans lete hue sab ki taraf dekha to unke to aansu nikal rahe the, yahan tak ki sheetal to subak rahi thi.
Main badi duvidha me aa gaya, ki ab kis kis ko gale lagaun.
Or kya samjhun, is sali menka ka to kisi din plan bana ke murder karunga.
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Phir maine apne hath magic se lambe karke sabhi ko gale laga liya,
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Main (unhen apne se chipta kar)- sorry babu, us menka ki baaton me mat aao, tum sab hi meri duniya ho,
Kal leeza ke sath shadi ke baad,
Parso ham sabhi apne ghar par honge, or vahan ek hi room me bas main or tum sab or hamara romance.
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Meri baat se sabhi khush ho gayin, or apne aansu pochhkar sidhi baith gayin.
Or ek baar phir se baaton ka silsila shuru hua jo dinner ke time tak chalta raha.
Phir ham sab uthkar dinner karne chal diye.
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Udhar ShaitaanLok Me
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Ek guptchar bhaga - bhaga senapati ke paas aaya.
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Guptchar - sarkaar wo manav abhi jinnlok me hai, or vahan ki rajkumari se shadi karne vala hai, jo ki kal hi hai.
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Senapati - abe manhoos, hamesha manhoos khabar deta hai, agar aisa ho gaya to wo sare jinnlok ki shaktiyon ka malik ban jayega,
Phir pata nahin wo dhatu uspar asar kare bhi ya nahin,
Abhi chalo jinnlok hame use rokna hoga.
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Guptchar (thoda darte hue)- sarkaar, aap bhool rahe hain, ham abhi jinnlok par hamla nahin kar sakte, jinnlok ke charon or suraksha kavach hai, jisme koi bhi shaitaan ya buri takar pravesh nahin kar sakti.
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Senapati (uske ek jhapad marte hue)- sale tu sach me manhoos hai,
(Apne hath malte hue)- bakre ki amma kab tak khair manayegi,
Jaise hi wo jinnlok se bahar aayega bas vahi uska aakhiri din hoga.
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Guptchar (darte hue)- sarkaar agar wo aap ke vaar se bach gaya to?
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Senapati (uske ek jhapad or lagate hue)- To kya to phir parley aayegi,
Kyonki, hamare maharaj abhi dhiyan me leen hain, kuchh din baad hi unki tapasya poori hone vali hai,
Phir hogi jung, or sare loko par hamara raaj hoga
(Ek bhayanak hasi haste hue)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Idhar Jinnlok Me
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Ham baaten karte hue dinner karte rahe, or uske baad sabhi sone chal diye,
Aaj maine menka ko sabak sikhane ka plan banaya, or sab ke so jane ka intzaar karta raha,
Jab sab so gaye, to main ahista se utha, or apni akarshan shakti poori tarhan se khol kar menka ke room ki taraf chal diya,
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Main (man me)- bohot pyar pyar karti hai, bohot aag lagai hai sali ne,
Aaj isko batata hun.
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Maine dhire se uske room ka door khola to chounk gaya.

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