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Adultery PYAAR KI BHOOKH ( COMPLETE)

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Main jab baahar aaya to mere saamne S khada hua tha....jo mujhe dekhte hi muskura utha aur hum dono muskurate huye gale mil gaye....

Main- kaise hai aap....

S - bahut fit....tum batao....sab sahi chal raha hai na....

Main- haa...kafi kuch....par kuch baaten abhi tak samjh nhi aai....

S - ohh...aur wo koun si baaten hai....

Main- hmm...mere sath chaliye....batata hu....

Aur fir hum dono ek alag room me pahuch gaye....aur waha ja kar sabse pahle humne jaam se jaam takraaye aur fir baate suru hui.....

S - to ab batao....ab kya uljhan rah gai....

Main- aah..asal me abhi tak mujhe us khajane ki puri detail nhi mili...main doond-doond kar thak gaya...par mere hath me kuch nhi laga....mujhe us khajane ki chaabi chahiye....jo saayad kahi kisi ne sambhal kar rakhi hai...bas...wahi nhi mil rahi...

S - kya tumne wo map dekhe.....

Main- ha....par map me to sirf us jagah pahuchne ka rasta batate hai...chaabi ka kuch nhi....

S - hmm..par pata nhi kyo...mujhe aisa lagta hai ki jaroor us map me chaabi ke baare me bhi kuch jaankari hogi....saayad chhupi hui ho....

Main- kya...are nhi...map ko to maine khagaal dala...usme kuch nhi....mujhe lagta hai ki chaabi ka raaj sirf meri mom ke paas hai......

S - hmm...tum sahi ho...wo us khajane ki aakhiri rakshak banaai gai thi....par is haalat me wo kisi kaam ki nhi...

Main- janta hu....isliye maine tay kiya hai ki ab unhe kuch khas doctors ke paas le jana hoga......

S - hmm..isiliye to maine tumhe anu ke saamne aane se roka tha....kyoki ab anu hi humara ye kaam aasaan karegi....

Main(gusse se)- us kameeni ka to naam mat lo...mera dil to kiya tha ki raksha se bol du ki thok de saali ko...par aapne beech me aa kar.....khair....ab kya mijaaj hai uske....akl aai ya abhi bhi....

S - yahi janne ke liye to maine use puri tarah yakeen dilaya...ki main ankit ka dushman hu....saayad kuch baat bane...

Main- pata nhi...ye anu ko aakhir hua kya hai....kyoki main ye manne ko taiyaar nhi ki anu sirf paiso ke liye itna ghatiya kaam kar rahi hai...jaroor kuch to hai jo aankho se chhipa hai....kuch to badi baat jaroor hai...

S - saayad tum sahi ho...kyoki mujhe bhi ab tak yahi samjh aaya hai ki anu kisi khas maqsad ke sath aage bad rahi hai....aur mujhe ye bhi lagta hai ki koi uske piche khada hai....koi aisa jo tumhara ya tumhare patiwar me kisi ka dushman hai...

Main- par aisa ho koun sakta hai...aur ek baat....anu ko khajane me itna intrest kyo hai....kyo wo khajane wali jagah dekhne ke liye mar rahi thi....

S - pata nhi.....par wo puri siddat se DJ ke sath hai....ab iski wajah kya hai...ye pata karna humari jimmedaari hai....

Main- wo to hai...main nhi chahta ki jis ladki ko maine kabhi accha samjh kar pasand kiya tha....use apne hatho se maarna pade....

S - tum chaho to aise haalaat paida hi nhi hoge....

Main- nhi sir...sirf mere chahne se haalaat nhi badal sakte...kyoki agar aisa hota to ab tak to DJ ki garden tod chuka hota....par aisa hua to nhi na....

S - hmm..theek hai...main anu ke baare me aur pata karta hu....tum us chabi ka dekho....jaha tak mera khyaal hai.....wo chaabi jaroor tumhare hi ghar me hai....

Main- par pata kaise karu....maine ghar me har taraf dekha....par mujhe to kuch nhi mila....

S - tumne apne purane ghar me dekha....

Main- bilkul....waha to pahle dekha.....par kuch nhi mila....

S - hmm...accha ek kaam karo....apni maa ke kareebiyon se fir se baat karo....ho sakta hai kuch pata chale...

Main- haa...wahi socha hai...maine maa ke kareebiyon ka pata karne ke liye kosis suru kar di hai....jo bhi bachpan se le kar ab tak unke kareebi rahe hai...mujhe lagta...

Tabhi S ke hath me badhi hui ghadi beep-beep ki aawaaz karne lagi aur S ne mujhe shant rahne ko isara kar diya.....

Fir usne mobile nikaal kar ek msg kiya aur aawaaj band ho gai....

S - ab bol sakte ho....

Main- ye kya tha...

S - ye DJ ka signal tha...kyoki mera microphon abhi band hai..to wo tention me aa gaya...to bas haal janne ke liye signal kiya tha...to maine msg kar diya ki aata hu....

Main(muskura kar)- hmm...waise koi khas kaam hai kya....

S - haa....aaj tumhari anu ko sharabi ke paas le jana hai...taki wo khush ho jaaye....

Main(gusse se)- aur anu maan gai...

S (khada ho kar)- pata nhi...wo to ja kar hi pata chalega....abhi use pata bhi nhi....chalo main chalta hu....tum jaldi se chabi ka pata karo....taki ye drama jaldi khatm ho....

Main(khada ho kar)- hmm...main bhi ab intzaar nhi karna chahta....chalo....aap niklo...main jara dusra matter nipta lu....raat me baat karege....

S - ok....sambhal kar...bye...

Main- bye....

Aur fir S ke jane ke baad main bapis sabnam aur baki sab ke paas pahuch gaya......

Jaha sab mera hi intzaar kar rahe the....khas kar ki sabnam....kyoki uske dil me ksi saare sawaal jaag uthe the.....

Main(paas aakar)- aunty.....ab to aap samjh gai hogi ki us sarfaraj urf wasim ka asli chehra kya tha.....

Sabnam- ha beta.....samjh gai....par ek baat abhi bhi samjh nhi aai....agar wakai me sarfaraj humari doulat ke piche tha....to usne hume kyo jinda rakha....wo chahta to hume bhi aasaani se mita sakta tha...hai na....

Main- huh...baat me dam to hai....par iska jawaab to sirf sarfaraj hi de sakta tha...jo ki ab mumkin nhi raha....par mujhe aisa lagta hai ki aap sabko ji da rakhne me uska hi fayda tha.....

Sabnam- kaisa fayda....doulat to use mil hi chuki thi na....

Main- haa....par....aunty..aap bura mat manna...par har ek insaan ki paison ke alawa bhi kuch jaroorate hoti hai na....jaise ki jishm ki bhookh...pariwar....aur sarfaraj ko to ek hi ghar me 2-2 aourten mil gai thi...uper se 4 bacche....to saayad usne yahi sab dekh kar aap sabko jinda rakha....kyoki aapke jinda rahne se use khatra to tha nhi...hai na.....

Sabnam(najren jhukaaye)- saayad tum sahi bol rahe ho......humne to use apna samjh kar pura pyaar diya tha...par usne....

Main- jo ho chuka use chhodiye aunty.....ab uski fikr kijiye jo musibat saambe hai....aur wo hai najam....jo abhi bhi aapki jagah sabnam ban kar aapke hi ghar me baithi hui hai...

Sabnam- hmm...use to main chhodugi nhi....saali ko aisi miut maroogi ki uski rooh kaamp jaygi...

Akram- mom...aapke muh se ye baaten acchi nhi lagti........aap to aisi nhi hai na....

Sabnam- janti hu beta...par usko kaise chhod du jisne meri jindagi khraab kar di....

Akram- samjhta hu...but aap tention mat lo...usko apne kiye ki saja jaroor milegi...hmm..

Sabnam- hmm...theek hai beta....accha ye to bata...tum logo ko ye kaise pata chala ki wo main nhi hu...matlab wo wali sabnam nakli hai....haa...

Ye sunte hi akram ne meri taraf dekha aur fir ek-ek kar ke sabhi log mujhe dekhne lage.......

Main(man me)- hmm....to kaise pata chala.....

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Jab main wasim ke farmhouse ki recording dekh raha tha....to usme maine sarad ke muh se sabnam ko didi kahte huye sun liya tha......

Aur fir samrat ka pura sach janne ke baad mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki sarad ki souteli behan bhi hai....najam naam ki....

Aur fir maine dono baaton se ye result nikala ki najam hi apna naam badal kar humare beech rah rahi hai....

Main chahta to use benakaab kar deta.....par use benakaab karne me sabse badi paresaani tha akram....kyoki...thi to wo uski sagi mom hi.....aur fir main ye bhi janna chahta tha ki najam ke asli iraade kya hai.....

Fir akram ka wo kada(kangan) aur ruhi ka sach....ye sab jaanne ke baad to main aur bhi majboor ho gaya...kyoki ruhi ki mom ki jaan ka sawaal tha....

Khair....uske baad akram ka achanak se yu badal jana bhi mere liye ek bada jhatka tha.....aur mujhe yakeen tha ki ye sab najam ne hi kiya hai...par akram ko samjhaya kaise jaaye.....

Is sabke baabjood bhi main chup raha...kyoki mujhe ruhi ki mom ki fikr thi....aur uska pata lagane ke liye maine apne log akram ki mom ke piche lagaaye huye the....par koi faayda nhi hua.....

Fir jab maine samar ke locket ka sach jana to mujhe pata chal gaya ki sabnam ek bahut hi saandaar plastic surgon hai aur mask making me bhi wo lajawaab hai.....aur main ye bhi jaan gaya ki ye asli sabnam nhi.....

Aur main samjh gaya ki DJ ka kaam koun aur kaise aasaan kar raha hai....par sawaal abhi bhi wahi tha ki akram ko kaise samjhaya jaaye.....

Main is baare me soch hi raha tha ki akram ko sabnam ka asli chehra kaise dikhaya jaaye.....tabhi meri kismat ek baar fir chamki.....kyoki akram khud mere paas aa gaya.....

Us din jab sabnam ne sumi ko jaan se mara to wo najara akram ne dekh liya tha....aur tabhi uske man me aa gaya tha ki ye aiurat uski mom nhi ho sakti.....jaroor ye koi aur hai....

Tab akram ne mujhse baat karne ka tay kiya aur damini ke ghar party me nikalne hi akram mere saamne aa gaya......

Fir usne mujhe bataya ki use yakeen hai ki sabnam uski asli mom nhi....aur mere puchhne par usne ye bhi bataya ki kuch dino se uske sath-kya-kya ho raha hai.....

Usne bataya ki kuch din pahle uske sath raat me kya hua tha....(jab akram ko behosh kar ke sabnam ne apne sathi bulaaye the )

Ye sab sun kar mujhe pakka yakeen ho gaya ki...kisi ne akram ke dimaag ke sath kuch to kiya hai....aur ye sab najam ka hi kiya dhara hai....

Fir mere hi plan ke hisaab se akram ka kidnape hua aur uska treatment suru kiya gaya.....

Kyoki agar seedhe hi akram gaayab ho jata to najam ko shaq ho jata...isliye maine ye kidnap ka drama kiya....

Wahi mere aadmiyon ko sarad ke baare me pata chal gaya....aur unhone bataya ki sarad roj kahi chori chhipe khana le kar jata hai.....

Ye sun kar mujhe shaq ho gaya tha ki ruhi ki mom wahi hogi...par sabnam aunty waha milegi....iska mujhe andaja nhi tha...

Kyoki maine sabnam ko doodne ke liye apne aadmiyon ko usi sahar me bheja tha...jaha unka kidnap hua tha....par kismat se wo yahi mil gai....

To maine waha sanju ko akram ke mask me bhej diya...kyoki sanju sarad ke liye kafi jyada tadap raha tha.....
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Sabnam- hmm....thank you beta....tune hum dono maa-bete ko bacha liya....

Main(muskura kar)- kya aunty....aone baccho ko bhi koi thanks bolta hai.....are akram mere liye bhai ke jaisa hai...uski family....matlab meri hi family...aur family me ek-dusre ko thanks nhi bolte.....

Sabnam(muskura kar)- theek hai beta....ab chalo....us nakli sabnam ki class lete hai....

Main- nhi aunty....abhi nhi....

Akram- par kyo....ab kya baki hai...

Main- bahut kuch.....ye mat bhool ki saayad abhi tak use pata chal gaya hoga ki sarad gaayab hai....aur fir ruby, salma bhi usi ghar me hai...aur haa...juhi aur ziya ka bhi soch...ho sakta hai usne un dono ke peeche apne aadmi lagaye ho...taki jaroorat padne par unka istemaal kar sake.....

Akram- ye kya bol raha hai....tu kuch jyada hi soch raha hai...are use to andaja bhi nhi hoga ki uska parda faas ho gaya hai......aur mujhe nhi lagta ki uska dimaag itna chalta hoga....

Main- saayad....par ye mat bhoolo ki wo akeli nhi hai....aur ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki uski najar mujh par ho...ya sanju par...ho sakta hai use ab tak pata chal chuka ho ki asli sabnam kaid se aazaad ho gai....isliye hume risk nhi lena chahiye....

Akram- to tu hi bata ki ab kare kya....kya yahi baithe rahe....

Main- nhi....abhi tum sab riya ke ghar ja kar aaraam karo...tab tak main us najam ki khabar leta hu.....ok

Akram- par hum aise kab tak chhipe rahege...

Main- bas aaj raat tak....kal hum sab mil kar us najam se milege....aur fir suru hoga uska tnrerrogation.....ok...ab tum sab niklo....sanju....le ja sabko....

Sanju- wo to ho jayga....par mujhe ye to batao ki ye DR.NNSS aakhir hai koun.....

Main- kya....ab tak nhi samjha...

Akram- waise puri tarah to main bhi nhi samjha.....NNSS ka matlab hai kya....

Main- are.. DR.NNSS matlab najam......NAJAM NAJMA SAMRAT SINGH.......

meri baat sun kar sabke muh se ek tha ohh nikla aur fir unke chehre par smile aa gai....

Thodi der baad sanju aur riya sabko le kar riya ke ghar par chale gaye....aur unke nikalte hi main bhi najam ka intzaam karne nikal gaya.......



Police ke hidden room me.......

Room me daakhil hote hi maine dekha ki alok sir ke pair me patti baadhi ja rahi thi....aur wo dawa le rahe the....

Mere aate hi unhone us nurse ko jane ka bola....aur main nurse ko jate huye dekhne laga....

Alok- oh hero.....use to chhod de....kahi bhi suru ho jata hai....

Main- are...aap bhi na...main to bas dekh raha tha....

Alok(has kar)- ha pata hai..kya dekh raha hai...aaja baith.....

Main(baith kar)- aap theek to hai...

Alok- haa...ab dard to nhi hai....par kuch din tak patti baandhni hogi.....aur bata....sabko bhej diya na sanju ke sath....

Main- hmm...par aapne mujhe roka kyo tha....

Alok- kyoki main janta tha ki sach jaante hi sabnam aur wo tumhara dost akram seedha najam ko maarne nikal padege....aur tum bhi isi intzaar me the....hai na....

Main- to kya use chhod dena chahiye....aap jante hai na ki wo kitni khatarnaak hai...

Alok- wahi to....wahi tumhe samjha raha hu....wo sach me bahut khatarnaak hai....

Main- to kya main kam hu...main akela hi kafi hu 10-20 ke liye....fir wo to akeli hi thi.....

Alok- mujhe tumhari kabliyat par koi shaq nhi....par saayad tum uski kaabliyat ko kam aank rahe ho.....

Main- kya matlab.....

Alok- matlab....ek min....ye dekho....uski aur bhi report hai...jo maine tumhe bheji nhi thi....

Ye bol kar alok ne mujhe baju me rakhi ek file utha kar pakda di.....

Main(file khol kar)- accha....ab kya hai...

Alok- dekho to sahi....khud samjh jaoge...aur ye bhi ki maine tumhe mana kyo kiya tha.....

Aur jaise hi maine padhi to mare shock ke meri aankhe badi ho gai.....

Alok- kyo....samjh aaya kuch....pata chala na ki wo kya bala hai...

Main- iski to....ye cheej kya hai saali....doctor, fighter, drug dealer, chor, khooni, aur hipnotishm me bhi master....

Alok- haa...aur iske saathiyon ki list bhi dekh lo....ek se bad kar ek criminals ke sath iski dosti hai....aur meri jaankari ke hisaab se iske kai saathi is waqt isi sahar me hai....

Main- hmm...tab to sahi hi kiya....aise direct jaane me khatra hi tha....

Alok- bilkul....aur sabse badi baat....akram ki teeno bahne is waqt sahar se baahar hai.....aur kusi ko pata nhi ki wo asal me hai kaha....ho sakta hai najam ne unhe bhi kaid kar rakha ho....

Main- haa...ho bhi sakta hai....to kya ab is dar se hum chup baithe rahe...kuch bhi na kare...

Alok- maine kab kaha ki chup baitho....par ek baat yaad rakho...kisi bhi dushman ko mitane ke liye sabse pahle uski kamjori ko dhudna chahiye....

Main- baat to sahi hai aapki....par iski kamjori kya hai....aur hai bhi to hum use doondege kaise....

Alok- uski jaroorat nhi....wo mil chuki hai....aakhiri page to dekho....

Main(last page dekh kar)- oh teri....ye to kamaal ho gaya......kya khoob kamjori pakdi hai aapne....

Alok- hmm...ab samjhe ki maine tumhe kyo roka tha....bas aaj raat ka intzaar karo....kal kar lena apne man ki...ok...

Main- bilkul sir....ab dekhte hai saali ko.....

Alok- hmm...

Main- ok....aap rest karo..main thoda deepa se mil kar aata hu....

Alok- deepa se....kyo....koi kaam...

Main- haa...thoda kaam bhi hai....

Alok(muskura kar)- matlab....tu na....sudhrega nhi....

Main- are sir...wo bhi jaroori hai na...chalta hu...bye....

Alok- wahi mat lage rahna....kaam bahut hai...

Main(jate hu)- ji sir...bas ek round....

Aur main waha se nikal kar deepa se milne nikal pada.....

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Hotel Dilkas Me.........

Hotel ke ek room me DJ aur mantri baithe huye the....tabhi gate khula aur anu andar aa gai...

Anu- itne urgent me kyo bulaya....koi jaroori kaam hai kya....

DJ - kaam to jaroori hai.....par uske liye tumhari rajamandi jaroori hai....

Anu- meri rajamandi....main kuch samjhi nhi....

DJ - dekho anu.....main seedje point par aata hu....baat ye hai ki hume apne maqsad ko haasil karne ke liye ek aadmi ko apne raaste se hatana hai...lekin use saamne se maarna bahut muskil kaam hai..kyoki wo ek bada don hai....

Anu- don....to fir....

DJ(mantri ko dekh kar)- par tum chaho to hum badi aasaani se use maar sakte hai.....

Anu(chounk kar)- main...main kaise...main kisi ko kaise maar sakti hai.....main koi khooni nhi....

DJ - par ek ladki to ho....ek khoobsoorat ladki....

Anu- ladki....matlab...aap seedhe boliye ki aap mujhse chahte kya hai....

DJ - ok...asal me baat ye hai ki wo don ladkiyon ka soukeen hai.....to hum soch rahe the ki tumhe uske paas bhejte hai....taki tum use apne husn ke jaal me fasa kar aaraam se maar sako....

Anu(hairani se)- kya...main maaru....main kaise...nhi....ye kaam mujhse nhi hoga...bilkul nhi....

DJ - kyo nhi...tum try to karo....bahut aasaan hai....wo waise bhi tumhare jishm ke jaadu ke saamne tik nhi paayga...aur tum badi aasaani se use maar dena....

Anu- nhi...ye nhi hoga mujhse...kuch gadbad ho gai to wo mujhe maar dega...nhi...ye nhi ho payga...

DJ - agar nhi hoga to hume sabkuch bhoolna hoga....kuch nhi hoga fir.....soch lo...

Anu(kuch der sochne ke baad)- theek hai...main taiyaar hu....

DJ (khush ho kar)- sabash ladki....ab humare raste me koi kaanta nhi bachega....accha ab tum S ke sath chali jao...aur haa...ye kaam aaj raat se hi suru ho jana chahiye..ok..

Anu- ho jayga.....

Mantri - aur haa...us S ko ye pata nhi lagna chahiye ki tum waha kya karne wali ho....agar wo puche to bol dena ki sirf use khush karne ja rahi ho....ok...

Anu- par us se chhipana kyo hai....kya us par bharosha nhi....

DJ - bharose ki baat nhi....asal me wo don us S ka dost hai...aur hum nhi chaahte ki humare maqsad ke beech uski dosti koi roda atkaaye....samjhi.,..

Anu- samjhi....ok..use kuch bhi pata nhi chalega....aap use bol do....main taiyaar hu......

Aur fir thodi der baad hi DJ ne S ko bula kar use anu ke sath bhej diya.....aur mantri bhi apne kaam se nikal gaya......

Aur sabke jate hi DJ ne kisi ko call kar diya.....

(Call Par)

DJ - hello...abhi baat ho sakti hai.,..

Saamne- ha...bolo....

DJ - kya bolu yaar...tum waha ja kar sab bhool gai kya....

Saamne- main kya bhool gai...mujhe sab pata hai....

DJ - agar yaad hai to ab tak kaam kyo nhi hua....alka theek kyo nhi hui... mujhe alka jald se jald theek hui chahiye....samjhi....

Saamne- janti hu....par ye koi aisa kaam nhi ki socha aur ho gaya....time lagta hai...samjhe....

DJ - janta hu...par mujhe jald se jald apna kaam niptana hai...nhi to us don ke aadmi hum sabko maar dege....

Saamne- kya...par kyo......

DJ - kyoki maine uski mout ka intzaam kar diya hai....bas kuch hi din me wo mara jayga....aur uske pahle humara kaam hona jaroori hai...samjhi....

Saamne- ohk...main kuch karti hu....ab rakho.....baad me baat karege...bye..

DJ ( call cut hone ke baad)- aahh...bas...ye kaam theek se ho jaaye na....to samjh lo ki khajana mutthi me....haattt...

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SAM HOTEL ME.........

Room me....main pichhle 2 ghanton me deepa ko 2 baar dam se chod chuka tha....aur is waqt use kuch aage ka plan samjha hi raha ki tabhi mera phon baj utha....ye renu di ka call tha....

(Call Par)

Main - ha di....

Renu(ghabrai hui)- bhai...bhai tu kaha hai....

Main- kya hua di...tum ghabrai hui kyo ho....

Renu- bhai...tum jaha bhi ho...fouran ghar aa jao....

Main- par hua kya.....

Renu- wo alka aunty....wo aunty....

Main(beech me)- kya hua maa ko....

Aur fir jo renu didi ne bola...use sunte hi mere rogte khade ho gaye...aur main bhaagte huye hotel se nikla aur full speed me car ko ghar ki taraf douda diya.....


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Ab Aage.........

Main jaise hi apne ghar pahucha to ghar me ekdam sannata pasra hua tha......ye dekh kar mere dil me kuch hi palo me bahut se bure khyaal koundh gaye.....

Jab main bhaag kar uper aaya to waha bhi saare room khali the.....mami bhi ghar me nahi thi....

Main bhag kar bapis se bahar aaya aur renu di ko call lagaya....par wo call nhi le rahi th....tabhi gaurd bhaagta hua mere paas aaya.....

Gaurd - maaf karna malik....main thoda apne kamre tak gaya tha.....

Mein - wo sab chhod....ye bata, ghar me kya hua aur sab log kaha hai.....

Gaurd - saab.....ye to nhi pata ki asal me kya hua.......par sab log malkin ko le kar hospital gaye hai.....

Tabhi mujhe renu di ka call aa gaya......

( Call Par )

Main- kaha ho aap....

Renu- wo hum doctor ke paas hai....main address deti hu....jaldi aa jao....

Main - mujhe pata hai dr.pradhaan kaha rahte hai.....

Renu - nhi bhai...hum pradhan ke paas nahi hai...ye manu hume us doctor ke paas laai hai....jo alka aunty ka ilaaj kar raha tha.....

Main- mom ko hua kya hai.....

Renu- ghabrao mat bhai...ab wo theek hai...tum aa jao...ok...

Main - ok address bhejo.....

Thodi der baad main renu ke bataaye address par pahuch gaya....aur jab maine doctor ko dekha to main chounk gaya.....

Main(man me)- to ye banda sach me doctor hai....

Manu- ankit...accha hua tum aa gaye,,,ye dekho alka ko kya ho gaya.....

Main- par hua kya...koi batayga mujhe.....

Manu- asal me ye meri galti hai....mujhe alka ko chhodkar nahi jana chahiye tha...par me....

Main - par hua kya tha....

Manu- asal me aaj subah se hi alka baar-baar neeche jane ka isara kar rahi thi...par maine use mana kar diya tha...socha ki neeche tak kaise jaygi-aaygi....isliye maine use dawa de kar sula diya aur khud renu ke room me chali aai...

Par mujhe nahi pata tha ki alka ki soi nahi thi...balki sone ka dikhawa kar rahi thi...

Main - kya....fir...fir kya...

Manu- fir...jab main renu ke room me baithi usse baaten kar rahi thi....tabhi hume kuch aawaazon ke sath ek joordaar cheekh sunaai di....

Aur jab hum room se bahar aaye to dekh ki alka aur uski wheel chair, seediyon ke neeche padi hui thi aur alka dar se karah rahi thi....uske sir se bhi khoon nikal raha tha.....

Bas ye dekhte hi renu ne tumhe aur maine doctor ko call kiya...aur use yaha le aaye......

Main- mom ko aakhir jaroorat kya thi is sab ki....

Manu- kya pata...saayad wo bore ho rahi ho....

Main - hmm....main doctor se mil kar aata hu.....Manu- hmm...par abhi alka ko disturb na hi karo to accha hoga..use aaraam ki jaroorat hai....

Main- bilkul...main unka khyaal to sabse jyada rakhta hu....chalo aata hu.....

Fir main jaise hi room ke andar gaya to saamne mom behosi ki halat me leti hui thi aur doctor saayad mere hi aane ka wait kar raha tha.....

Dr - hello ankit....

Main - hello doctor...ab kaisi haalat hai inki....

Dr- filhaal to theek hai...asal me bahut jyada acchi hai...

Main- matlab....

Dr- matlab ye ki inke sath ek chamatkaar ho gaya hai....

Main(hairani se )- kya..chamatkaar...main kuch samjha nahi doc....

Dr- ha ankit...main ise chamatkaar hi boluga...kyoki aaj wo hua jo medical science ke liye bhi itna aasaan nahi hota...asal me namumkin hi hota hai....

Main- dekho doctor...aap us bhasha me samjhaaye jisme mujhe samjh aa sake....plzz

Dr- oh...sorry...asal me aaj tumhari maa coma se baahar aa chuki hai....

Main(chounk kar)- what...ye..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...maa coma se baahar...to...to kya...matlab maa thee ho gai....wo pahle ki tarah ho gai....matlab wo mujhe....ohh god...maa theek ho gai...thanks..thankyou doctor...thank you very-very much....

Dr- nahi ankit...isme maine kuch bhi nahi kiya...ye sab to bhagwaan ki leela hai...usi ne ek haadse me inko coma me daal diya tha...aur aaj usi ne ek aur haadsa kar ke inhe theek kar diya....

Main(khushi se)- tokya ab pahle jaise ho jaygi...mujhse baat karegi....

Dr- beshak...ye ab puri tarah normal hai...bas thodi si saaririk kamjori hai...aur haa..ek baat aur...inka dimaag abhi bhi koi shock nhi jhel payga...saayad use majboot hone me waqt lagega...to aisa kuch bhi na hone paaye jisse inhe shock lage...jaise ki tumhare dad ki baat....

Main - ji doctor...main samjh gaya...main iska pura khyaal rakhuga....waise chutti kab tak milegi.....

Dr- bas aaj raat ki baat hai....subah le ja sakte ho...ok...ab bahar chalo...inhe aaraam karne do....baad e mil lena....

Main - ji doc....

Aur fir main doctor ke sath baki sabke paas aa gaya......

Mami- ab kaisi hai didi....

Main- theek hai mami...waise aap kaha thi...

Renu- wo mami kuch jayada hi kamjor dil ki nikli...unka rone ruk hi nhi raha tha....to main thoda door le gai thi....ab theek hai...

Main- mami...aap bhi na...waise ab dhukh ka waqt gaya...doctor sir bol rahe hai ki mom ab pahle jaisi ho jaygi.....

Sab chounk kar - ""kya....""

Main- ha...doctor bol rahe hai ki mom coma se baahar aa chuki hai...bas kuch dino me puri tarah theek ho jaygi....

Mami- ye to sach me badi khushi ki baat hai lalla....

Manu- congratulation ankit....ab ja kar mere dil ko sukoon mila....

Main- hmm...mujhe bhi...par haa...ek baat yaad rakhna....mom ko kisi bhi tarah ki paresaani wali baaton se door hi rakhna....unhe koi bhi sadma nhi lagna chahiye...samjhe sab...

Renu- hmm...main parul ko bhi samjha dugi....

Main- ha..waise ye parul hai kaha...

Renu- apni saheli ke sath....aur kaha.....aaj kal udi ke sath hoti hai jyadatar....

Main- hmm...dekhta hu...accha...ab tum log mom ka khyaal rakho...main aata hu...

Manu- par abhi tum ja kaha rahe ho....

Main- mandir....kyoki aaj main bahut khush hu....isliye bhagwan ko dhanyabaad karna jaroori hai...aakhir ye sab kiya to unhi ne hai....apni khushi ko unke sath baant kar aata hu....

Renu(mere gale lag kar)- oh bhai....i m very happy bhai....tere sath kuch to accha hua....

Main- ha di....saayad kismat humra accha waqt louta rahi hai.....chalo aata hu...

Aur main waha se nikal gaya......



Hotel Dilkas me.......Next day.......

Yaha DJ kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....

(Call Par)

DJ - kya bola wo....accha waqt....aaahahahaha.....us saale ko kya pata ki uske acche waqt ka kota to kab ka pura ho chuka hai...ab to sirf bura hi bura waqt baki hai....

Saamne- wo to hai...par uske waqt ko aur bura karne ke liye hume saabdhaani se kaam karna hoga.....

DJ - to tu kya samjhti hai...ki main chupchap baitha hu....mere aankh-kaan aur dimaag...sab khule huye hai....bas intzaar hai to us raaj ka....jo hume khajane ki chaabi batayga.....

Saamne- par wo batayga koun....uske baare me to alka hi janti hai....

DJ - janta hu....tabhi to samjh me nhi aa raha ki ye sali chaabi ka raaj kaise pata karu...kyoki alka to kuch batane laayak na rahi....

Saamne- nhi....matlab...wo theek ho rahi hai....ab wo saayad batane laayak ho gai hai...

DJ - to tu kya kar rahi hai.....ja uske paas aur puch usse.....

Saamne- abhi nhi....thoda ruk jao.....abhi sona hai........main mouka milte hi baat karti hu...ok...chalo ab rakhti hu...yaha bahut bheed hai....bye...

DJ - ok...apna khyaal rakhna....bye.....

Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki waise hi use S ki aawaaz aai....

S - to alka hosh me aa gai......

DJ (chounk kar)- kya...ohh..tum...haa.....aa gai....

S - tab to tumhara kaam aasaan ho gaya.....hai na....

DJ - haa...par main kisi bhi kaam ko aasaan nhi manta.....mere liye har kaam muskil hi hota hai....aur isi wajah se main har kaam ke liye apni puri taaqat laga deta hu....ab wo taqat chahe hatho ki ho ya fimaag ki....samjhe...

S - samjha....matlab abhi bhi shaq hai...

DJ - saayad..khair wo chhodo....main dekh luga....tum batao...kuch kaam tha...

S - haa....wo tumne bola tha na ki sharabi ke paas jana hai....to niklu main....

DJ - par tumhe akele thode jana hai....anu sath me jaygi.....par ye rah kaha gai.....

Anu(gate khol kar)- yaha hu....puri tarah se taiyaar.....

DJ - hmm....tum to aaj fir bijliyan gira rahi ho....wo sharabi to nashe me dhutt ho jayga.....

Anu- wahi to karna hai....waise bhi kal to kuch ho nhi paya.....

DJ - haa...wo S ne bataya....wo kal kahi busy tha.....

Anu- par aaj to milega na....ok...hume nikalna chahiye....kyoki mujhe ghar bhi pahuchna hai.....ok

DJ - hmm...tum apne kaam aur waqt ki pakki ho....ok....salman tum ise le jao....kal to tum log kkhali lout aaye the....par aaj ye apna kaam chalu karegi.....ok

S - kaam....huh...kapde nikaal kar letna hi to hai....

Anu(gusse se)- main jo chahe wo karu....aapko kya paresaani hai....

S (ghoor kar)- mujhe kya paresaani....jao aur let jao....mujhe kya...aur ye taav kisi aur ko dikhana..mujhe nhi...samjhi na....

DJ - bas.....apne- apne gusse ko thanda karo....aur kaam par lago.....kyoki agar shrabi ka kaam nhi hua to hume sab bhoolna hoga...to ab jao....aur ho sake to apna aapsi masla baad me nipta lena...theek hai....chalo jao....

Aur fir S gusse se bahar nikal gaya aur anu bhi muh marod kar uske piche chal di....

DJ (peg bana kar)- shrabi bhai....sambhal kar....DJ ka waar hone wala hai....ho sake to bach kar dikha.....uuummmm...aaaahhh....

Mantri(andar aa kar)- kya aapne S ko apna plan bata diya hai....

DJ - nhi to....kyo....

Mantri- kuch nhi...maine abhi baaten suni thi.....to mujhe laga ki saayad.....

DJ - are ni....asal me maine use kuch aur hi patti padhai hai....

Mantri- accha...aur wo maan gaya....

DJ - hmm..kyoki maine use bola ki hime anu ki koi parwah nhi...hum sirf anu ke sahare sharabi se paise chukane ki mohlat badwana chahte hai....to agar anu use apne hushn ke jaal me fasa leti hai...to shrabi khush ho kar jyada waqt de dega.....

Mantri- bahut badiya....waise ankit ka kya hua....anu ko bhejna hai uske paas ya....

DJ - ha...bhejna to hai hi...kyoki ek wahi hai jo ankit ko raste se hata sakti hai.....aaj raat hi saale ka intzaam karta hu...bas meri jaan signal de de....tum peg to banao.....baaten to hoti hi rahegi....hmm..

Mantri(man me)- kaash sab kuch acche se nipat jaaye...nhi to mera barbaad hona to tay hai....

Ye sochte huye mantri peg banane laga...aur DJ bhi baith kar kuch sochne laga.......

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AKRAM KE GHAR.........

Akram jaise hi ghar me daakhil hua to joor-joor se mom-mom chilla kar apni nakli mom matlab najam ko bulane laga.......

Akram(ghar me aate hi)- mom....mom...kaha ho aap...mom...

Akram ki aawaaj sun kar hi najam chounk gai aur bgagto hui neeche hall me aa gai.....aur akram ko hairani se aisi dekhne lagi...jaise ki koi ajooba dekh rahi ho....

Najam(hairani se)- akram....beta...beta tu...tu theek to hai na...haa....

Akram(muskura kar)- ji mom....par aap mujhe dekh kar chounk kyo gai....kya mujhe dekh kar aap khush nhi ho...

Najam(aage bad kar)- ye kaiseli baat kar raha hai beta....main to itni khysh hu ki kya batau....par tujhe hua kya tha...matlab tujhe koun utha le gaya tha...aur fir tu unse bacha kaise....

Akram(gusse se)- mujhe sahi-sahi to nhi pata....par mujhe kudnap karane wala wahi hoga...wo kameena ankit.....main saale ko chhoduga nhi....

Najam- ha beta.....main bhi use is harqat ke liye kabhi maaf nhi karoogi...par ye to bata ki wo kameena tujhse chahta kya tha.....

Akram- nhi pata mom...asal me wo mere saamne aaya hi nhi.....

Najam- kya....matlab tune use dekha ho nhi...to fir tujhe kaise pata chala ki ye kaam ankit ka hai...

Akram- kyo waha jo log the...unhine mujgse wahi pucha jo ankit janna chahta tha.....

Najam- accha...aisa kya puch liya unhone...

Akram- wo puch rahe the ki main badal kaise gaya....mere sath kya hua....kyo main ankit se nafrat karne laga....kyo main usko dushman manne laga...kyo....???

Najam(feeki muskaan)- ye kya bakwas thi....aisa to kuch hua hi nhi...bewakoof.....waise tu waha se nikla kaise.....

Akram- main khud nhi nikla....balki unhone hi mujhe ye bol kar chhod diya ki main kisi kaam ka nhi....

Najam- acvha hua unhone tujhe kuch kiya nhi...main to tabse so bhi nhi pa rahi thi...maare paresaani ki mujhse to khana bhi nhi khaya gaya....mera baccha....

Ye bol kar najam ne akram ko gale laga liya aur akram ne bhi use baahon me kas liya....

Najam- aahhh..aaraam se beta....

Akram- nhi mom....ab aaraam nhi hota...aapke ye nikele nippal mere seene me chubh kar mujhe garam kar chuke hai...ab aaraam kaise karu....

Najam- ohh..to mere bete ko apni mom ke nippal chubhne lage....koi baat nhi...tu mom ko apna hathyaar chubha kar badla le lena....chal room me...waha nippal ko bhi maza chakha dena....

Akram(joir se kas kar)- ha mom...aaj to aise chubhauga ki pucho mat....waise chhoti mom aur ruby kaha hai...dikhaai nhi de rahi....

Najam- unki fikr chhodo...dono ghoomne gai hai...aur haa...teri ruhi ko kal bukhaar aa gaya tha...to usse jaroor mil lena....

Akram- ha mom..par is waqt mujhe ruhi ki nhi...balki aapki jaroorat hai....wo bhi abhi...yahi...isi waqt....

Ye bol kar akram ne najam ka chehra pakad kar use choomna suru kar diya aur najam bhi puri garam ho kar akram ko choomne lagi....

Aur kuch hi der me dono ke jishm pure nange ho kar sofe par guthe pade the.....

Najam- aahh..beta...ab der mat kar....daal de jaldi se....plz....daal de....

Akram- bolkul mom...main bhi aaj der nhi kar sakta....

Aur akram ne najam ki choot me lund daal kar chodna suru kar diya........

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Ankit ke Mama ke Gaon me.........

Pappu mama apni purani aawaaz karti bike se kheto ki med se ho kar jaldi me kahi ja rahe the.....

Ki tabhi unki najar ek khet me kaam karne wale majdoor par padi...to inhine bike ko uski taraf mod diya....aur bike ko stand laga kar bhaagte huye us majdoor ke paas pahuch gaye.....

Pappy- oye dharam...sun na....

Dharam(sir utha kar)- are pappu bhaiya....jai ram ji ki....

Papu- jai ram ji....jara idhar to aa....

Aur pappu , dharam ko baki majdooron se thodi door tak le aaye.....

Dharam- ka baat hai bhai......aap tanik ghabraye huye lag rahe ho...sab kusal to hai na....

Pappu- ha bhai....sab kusal-mangal hai....accha ye bata ki tune kabhi sarojini taai ko dekha hai....

Dharam- sarojini tai....are unhe gujre to jamana hui gawa....unhe kaha se dekhege....

Pappu(chounk kar)- kya....kab....kaise....

Dharam- are pappu bhai....aise kya chounk rahe ho.....ye baat ko to kai barash beet gaye...aur kaise bolu to...jara kaan laaiye....

Pappu- kaan...kyo...

Dharam- jara secretwa hai bhai....

Pappu(kan aage kar ke)- bol fir....

Dharam- sunne me aaya tha ki uske bhateeje ne hi uska kand kar diya tha.....par ye baat kabhi saabit nhi ho paai...aur uska bhatija bhi kisi ko na dikha tabse....isiliye aaj bhi sabko usi par shaq hai....

Pappu(matha peet kar)- hey bhagwan....ab kya hoga.....

Dharam- ab aapko ka hua....konau paresaani hai ka....

Pappu- are ha yaar...mujhe sarojini tai se jaroori baat karni thi....bahut hi khas....

Dharam- khas baat...pappu bhaiya...bura na mano to ek baat puchu ka...

Pappu- ha puch na...

Dharam- kya main jaan sakta hu ki aapka wo khas kaam kya hai..dekhiye gussa na hona....aap to jante hi hai ki meri aadat hi aisi hai.....

Pappu(muskura kar)- are ghabra mat...main kya...pura gaon janta hai ki tu baal ki khaal nikalne me maahir hai..theek hai sun...asal me sarojini tai ke paas meri alka didi ka kuch saamaan pada tha.....to bas usi ke baare me janna tha....

Dharam- kaisa saamaan bhaiya.....

Pappu(ghoor kar)- wo mujhe bhi nhi pata....milega to dekh lena....jo ab muskil hi hai...huh......

Dharam- waise aapke saamaan ka pata chal sakta hai bhaiya....par uske liye....

Aur dharam haste huye apni hatheliyan ghisne laga.....

Pappu(gusse se)- janta hu tujhe...tu bina paison ke na manega....haa...theek hai...paisa bhi milega...ab bata ki saamaan kaise milega....koun dega....wo to mar gai na....

Dharam(muskura kar)- wo to chal basi....par uski 2 betiyan to hai....

Pappu(chounk kar)- are haa...main to bhool hi gaya tha....uski 2 beti thi...par wo to saalon se na dikhi....suna tha ki mar gai...hai na.....

Dharam- haa...sunne me to yahi aaya tha.....par bahut kam logo ko ye khabar hai ki unki betiyan aaj bhi jinda hai....aur ek ***** sahar me aur dusri ***** sahar me rahti hai.....

Pappu ne jaise hi dusre sahar ka naam suna to wo buri tarah chounk gaya...kyoki dharam ne jo dusra sahar bataya tha...wo wahi sahar gha jaha ankit rahta hai.....

Pappu- kya bola tu....dusri beti kaha hai.....**** sahar me....haa...

Dharam- ha bhaiya...aur ye khabar bilkul pakki hai.....

Pappu- accha...to bata ki kaha rahti hai wo...aur uska naam kya hai...

Dharam- ye to na pata bhaiya ki kaha rahti hai...main thode kabhi sahar gaya hu....aur naam to mujhe wahi pata hai jo bachpan me bulate the....chunni aur munni....chunni **** sahar me aur munni **** sahar me....

Pappu(dheere se,)- to munni ankit ke hi sahar me rahti hai....par use dhooduga kaise.....pata nhi itne bade sahar me kaha rah rahi hogi....aur kis naam se rahti hogi...haat..

Dharam- ka hua bhaiya....kis soch me pad gaye.....

Pappu- kuch nhi....tu kisi aise insaan ko janta hai jo bata sake ki un bahno ka asli naam kya hai....aur wo kaha milegi.....soch jara.... mujhe bahut jaroori saamaan lena hai unse.....

Dharam- aisa insaan....are haa....ye to ek hi aadmi bata sakta hai....aapka purana wafadaar...jo sala paise le kar bhaag gawa tha ......are wahi jisne chandu ki chhori se jabarjasti ki thi...yaad aaya....wo kya naam tha uska....

Pappu(gusse se)- wo kameena....sala gaddaar....sarojini tai ka bhai...wahi na....

Dharam- ha wahi....use jaroor khabar hogi...kyoki suna hai ki un dono bahno ko us kameene ne hi pala tha...aur unke maze bhi liye the saale ne....

Pappu- sach bol raha hai....

Dharam- maai kasam bhaiya.....jo main jaanu..wahi bol raha hu.....

Pappu- to bata fir...ye kameena kaha milega.....

Dharam- paas ke sahar me hi hai....par ye nhi pata ki rahta ka hai...bas itna pata ki ek badi dukaan me kaam karta hai.,..waha se pata chal jayga......

Pappu- tu dukasn ka pata de...main dekh luga...

Dharam(hath malte huye)- bhaiya wo,....

Pappu(gusse se)- ha janta hu...ye le....baad me aur bhi duga.....

Ye bolte huye pappu ne kuch paise nikaal kar dharam ke hath me rakh diye aur usse dukaan ka pata le kar nikal gaya......

Jaise hi pappu ki bike ne khet paar kiya....waise hi dharam ne apni jeb se kisi ko call kar ke bata diya ki...pappu sarijini ki beti ko khojta hua sahar aa raha hai..,..

Dharam(phon rakh kar)- maaf karna pappu bhaiya....tumhare paison ka wajan kuch bhi nhi hai....par tumhari mout se mujhe kafi wajni rakam milegi....hey prabhu.,.....pappu bhaiya ki aatma ko shanti dena.....

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Riya ke ghar.......

Subah hote hi main doctor ke paas pahucha aur mom ko le kar sabke sath ghar aa gaya....aur thodi der baad ghar se nikal kar riya ke ghar pahuch gaya......

Waha sabnam, ruksana , sanju aur riya bhi akram ke ghar jane ke liye ready the.....

Main(gate khulte hi)- kya hua...sab ready hai na....

Sabnam- ha beta...chalo..aaj us kameeni ki band baja dete hai....

Main(muskura kar)- bilkul bakayge....but aap tab tak saamne nhi aaygi...jab tak main na kahu...air na hi aap (ruksana)......ok...

Sabnam- hmm..hum tabhi aayge...jab tum apna kaam khatm kar loge.......

Main- good...akram kaha hai...bulao use....

Sabnam- wo to nikal gaya....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....kaha nikla....kahi ghar to nhi gaya....

Sabnam- nhi...wo to bas ruhi se milne ka bol raha tha....

Main- nhi...wo pakka us najam ke paas hi gaya hoga...main jsnta hu use...wo....main jats hu...sanju...tum in logo ko le kar aao....paas me hi rahna...tsb tak main us paagal ko dekhts hu....bad koi gadbad na kar de....

Ye bol kar main waha se nikla aur akram ke ghar pahuchne tsk akram ko call karta raha.. par usne ek bhi baar mera call nhi liya....jisse meri tention aur gussa dono bad chuke the.....

Aur jaise hi main car se nikal kar akram ke ghar me ghusa to saamne akram aur najam dikh gaye....

Dono bas chudaai khatm kar ke kapde hi pahan rahe the....

Najam(mujhe dekhte hi)- teri himmat kaise hui yaha aane ki...dafa ho yaha se....

Akram- are mom...aa gaya to kya hua....ruko..main baat karta hu.....aap shant raho...

Najam- par beta...aise hi kisi ke ghar andar aa gaya.....dekh maine pure kapde bhi nhi pahne....aur tu muskura raha hai....

Akram- are mom....isme kya ho gaya.....aapko thoda hi nanga dekha na....par usme paresaan kya hona....wo to waise bhi aapko tareeke se baja chuka hai...dono taraf se....hai na...mommm...

Ye sun kar to najam ki hawa hi tight ho gai....wo samjh gai ki jaroor akram sach jaan chuka hai....saayad uske dimaag ko pahle ki tarah kiya ja chuka hai....

Najam(ghoor kar)- ye kaisi baat kar raha hai...koi apni mom se aisa bolta hai kya..haa..

Akram(khada ho kar)- ooppss...sahi kaha...koi apni mom se ue nhi bol sakta ki wo apne bete ke dost se kaise chudi....par ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai na....hai ki nhi...kyo ankit....

Yd bol kar akram mere paas aa gaya sur hum dono najam ko dekh kar hasne lage...

Ankit- sahi bola tu...ye baat to sirf mom par laagu hoti hai...kisi raah chalti randi par nhi...

Najam(khadi ho kar)- jawaan sambhaal kar baat kar ladke...tu mujhe abhi janta nhi hai.....

Main- sahi kaha....main sach me tumhe nhi janta....isliye to yaha aaya hu...taki tumhe acche se jaan saku......

Akram- haa...aur isi wajah se tum ab tak jinda khadi ho....taki hume bata sako ki tum ho koun...aur ye sab naatak kyo kar rahi ho...kis ke kahne par....samjhi...warna ab tak to hum tumhe thok chuke hote...

Najam(muskura kar)- ohh...to bacche ka dimaag sahi ho gaya...hmm..mujhe laga hi yha...khair....tum logo ke haav-bhaav aur baaten ye saaf bata rahi hai ki tum dono hi jaan gaye ho ki main akram ki mom nhi..balki ek bahurupiya hu....hai na.....

Main- wow....sach me....tumhare baare me jo jana tha....waisa hi paya....kamaal ka fimaag hai tumhara good...to ab kya....

Najam- ab kya....ab tum dono ki baari hai....jo bhi puchna chaho puch sakte ho.....main sach-sach bataugi....chalo ladko.....ab suru bhi ho jao.....

Akram(mujhe dekh kar)- ab kya karna hai.,...iske chehre par to dar ka nisaan bhi nhi....

Main(muskura kar)- wo baad me dekh lege...filhaal...ha to sab...oopps....najam...Dr.Najam Najma Samrat Singh......yahi hai na....

Najam(muskura kar)- hmm..bahut khoob.....kafi gajri jaankaari nikaali hai....sahi hai....

Main(jhuk kar)- thankyou....to batao doctor.....tum yaha kyo ho....wo bhi sabnam ke roop me....khair..ye to hum jante hai na...hai na akram....

Najam- tum jante ho...ohh..matlab mere bhai ne gaddari kar di.....

Main- ya saayad ek nek kaam...hmm...

Najam- ye to apna-apna najariya hai....to batao...kya jante ho tum mere baare me...fir main bataugi...jo bhi tum janna chaho....pakka...

Main- goid...i like ur attitute..ok...to suno....

Fir maine najam ko wahi baaten bata di jo ki maine pendrive me dekhi-suni thi...jise sun kar najam sirf muskurati rahi....

Najam- wah..bahut kuch bak gaya kameena..khair.. ye to tum samjh hi gaye hoge ki humari dushmani ki jad kya hai...tum ye bhi jaan gaye ki main sabnam kyo bani...aur tumhare dad ke piche kyo padi hu....right....

Main- right....par mera sawaal ye hai...ki tumne mujhe ab tak jinda kyo chhod rakha hai...i mean...tum chahti to mujhd kabhi bhi maar sakti thi.....yahi par...isi ghar me...ya us farmhouse me....haa....

Najam- bilkul....par maine jab-jab tumhe maarne ka socha...tab-tab sarfaraj ne mujhe rok liya...wo tumhe jinda rakhna chahta tha...aur uske sathi bhi.....to main un sabki khatir chup rahi....par aisa nhi hai ki.main bilkul chup rahi....kabhi-kabhi maine kosis bhi ki.....par afsoos....teri kismat acchi nikli......

Main- ohk....accha ye batao...jab tum itni khatarnaak thi to ab tak chup kyo baithi rahi...i know tum dimaag ghumane me bhi master ho...aur chehra banana to tumhare liye chutkiyon ki baat hai....fir kyo tum itni shant rahi...koi khas wajah.....

Najam- haa...wahah hai.. bahut badi wajah....asal me...main pahle sarfaraj aur apne bhaiyon ke isaare par kaam kar rahi thi...mera baap bhi mujhe chup rahme ko bola tha.. aur mujh par kuch jimmedari bhi thi...jise mujhe bakhoobi nibhana tha....aur sabse khas baat..main akash ko pana chahti thi.....aur us waqt is kaam me mera sath dene wala koi nhi tha.....par jab mera sathi bapis aaya....to main befikar ho gai...aur fir maine apni marji ka khel khela....aur jo bhi mere raste me aaya....use mita diya...bhale hi wonmera soutela bhai hi kyo na ho....samjhe.....

Main- samjha...sab samjha....par agar tum mere dad ko haasil karna chahti thi...to fir unhe mara kyo.....haa...kya mila tumhe....

Najam(joir se)- nhi...use maine nhi mara....ulta maind to use bachane ko aadmi bhi bheje the....par meri khushi ko mere sathi ne hi najar laga di...maar dala mere akash ko...maar dala...

Main- chup karo...mere dad sirf meri mom ke hai...aur kisi ke nhi.....unka naam bhi mat lena...samjhi....

Najam(muh ghoor kar)- teri mom..alja..gaa..wahi to saare fasaad ki jad hai.....na wo hoti...na akadh mujhse door hota...aur na hi tu is duniya me aata...aur na hi aaj me akadh ko khoti,...ye sab us kameeni....

Main(chilla kar)- bas....bas kar ja....meri maa ke liye ek sabd bhi galat nikala na...to..

Najam(muskura kar)- to kya...kya karega tu....bhool mat ki main koun hu....main jo chahu wo kar sakti hu...aur tu mujhe rokne ke liye bahut kamjoor se....samjha...

Akram- abe itni bakwas kya kar raha hai...chal saali ko baja daalte hai...

Ye bol kar akram aage bada to maine use rok liya....

Najam(muskura kar)- lagke ka purana dimaag lout hi aaya...wahi josh..wahi garmi.....khair...ye to main dekhte hi samjh gai thi ki tu theek ho gaya ladke...aur baki ka teri chudaai ne clear kar diya tha....uummm..chodta accha hai...par afsoos....khud ke pair me hi kulhadi maar li...

Akram- iski to...

Main- nhi...ruk ja....waise najam...tumne akram ka dimaag kaise palta tha..

Najam- kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe bhi seekhna hai kya...khair.....asal me is kaam me meri madad mere 2 doston ne ki thi...waise mujhe bhi ye aata hai...par main isme expert nhi....to maine doston ko bulaya tha....fir bas...ise behosh kiya aur iske mind ki memory ke ek block ko clear kar diya....aur jab ye hosh me aane laga to ise hipnotize karke iske dimaag me wahi sab bhar diya...jo main chahti thi...

Main- to tum sirf akram ko mera dushman banana chahti thi...haa..

Najam- bilkul.....par uske pahle maine ruhi ki madad se akram ko wo tarnmeeter wala kada bhi pahnaya tha....taki ye bina jane hi tumhari saari chaal mujh tak pahucha sake...par tum hoshiyaar nikle...aur fir main iske dimaag ko badalne par majboor ho gai...kyoki main janti thi...ki tum tak jane ke raste me mujhe akram jaroor milega....

Main- bahut acche.....medical scince bhi kitni tarakki kar gaya na...soch hi badal deta hai...good...par kuch log iska galat istemaal kar ke pura samaaj hi kharaab kar dete hai...aise logo ke baare me kya khyaal hai...

Najam- jo dimaag rakhte hai wo sirf uska istemaal karte hai..accha-bura sochna to sirf kamjoro ka kaam hai...

Main- haa...sur yahi galatfahmi un dinaagwalo ko haivaan bana deti hai..aur fir unka anjasm mout par khatm hota hai...

Najam- huh...mout....mout se darne wale hum to nhi.....haa...tumhe darna chahiye...kyoki mout kabhi bhi dastak de sakti hai...jaise ki mere ek isaare par is akram ki asli mom sabnam....aur iski saasu maa ruksana ki mout....bolo to ek demo dikhau....

Main- demo...ok....main dekhna pasand karuga...dikhao fir...

Mere kahte hi sabnam ne mobile on kiya aur mijhe vedio dikhane lagi...jisme sabnam aur ruksana kursiyon par bandhi thi...aur sarad unhe paresaan kar raha tha.....

Najam(has kar)- oh ho...ye mera chhotu bhi na....aourat dekhi nhi ki masti suru...bada badmaas hai...dekho akram...tumhari maa aur saasu maa ke kaise maze le raha hai...dekho....

Main(phon nikaal kar)- ek minute ruko...fir dekhte hai....

Aur maine mobile se ek msg kiya aur kuch hi palon me gate se ek aawaaz aai....jise sun kar najam ne gate ki taraf dekha aur hairaani se uski aankhe badi ho gai.....aur chehre ki hasi ek pal me chhu ho gai......

Najam- nhi.....ye nhi ho sakta.....nhiii.....

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DOOR SAHAR ME.......

Pappu gaon se seedha sahar ja pahucha aur dhyaanchand ko doondta hua ek ghar me pahuch gaya....

Waha pappu ne dekha ki saamne ek bujurg aadmi baitha hua hai....par uska chehra dusri taraf tha .

Pappu(man me)- lagta hai yahi hai wo....paas se dekjta hu.....

Ye soch kar pappu aage bada....par tabhi use piche se gate band hone ki aawaaz aai...

Aur jaise hi pappu ne palat ke dekha to uske sir par ek lohe ki rod se hamla hua.....jisse pappu us bujurg aadmi ki taraf ja kar gir gaya....

Pappu is hamle se jab tak sambhalta....tab tak wo aadmi uth kar pappu ke saamne aa khada hua......

Pappu(sir utha kar)- ttt..tum....tum zinja ho.....

""HA BITUA....ABHI HUM ZINDA HAI....AAAHHAHAHAHAHA......""

Aur pappu ki baat sun kar us aadmi ne joordaar thahaka maarna suru kar diya......


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Ab Aage..........

Hotel Dilkas me.........

Jaise hi najam ne room me kadam rakha...waise hi DJ uske paas aaya aur ek jhannatedaar thappad uske gaal par raseed diya......

DJ- saali randi.....mere khilaaf jaygi tu...mere khilaaf....teri to.....

Najam- nhi...plz...meri baat to suno...

DJ - tu pahle meri baat sun....bol...tu un ladko ko kya bol rahi thi...bol....

Najam- wahi jo unhe sunna tha....

DJ - matlab...to kya tune unhe mere baare me....

Najam(beech me)- wo janta hai....haa...wo tumhare baare me sab janta hai....

DJ - sab ka matlab kya.....kya janta hai wo...

Najam- jyada to nhi....par itna janta hai ki tum uski family ko barbaad karna chahte ho...aur tumne hi uske dad ko mara hai....

DJ - is se mujhe koi fark nhi padta...par kya wo khazane ke bare me janta hai....

Najam- nhi....usne khazane ka koi jikr nhi kiya.....

DJ- to fir tu kya bhounk kari thi...aur tere ghar ke saare microphon kaha mar gaye.....

Najam- wo usi ne jaam kiye the.....aur main sirf ye bata rahi thi ki mera sarad se kya rishta tha...aur main sabnam kaise bani....

DJ- to kya use pata hai ki tu sabnam kaise bani...matlab use ye bhi bata diya ki mask tu hi banati hai...

Najam- nhi....bilkul nhi....mujhe dekh kar lagta hai ki main koi mask bana sakti hu...haa....

DJ- hmm..ye to hai....tujhe dekh kar to bas lund khada hota hai...saali randi...hahahaha.....

Najam(gusse se)- isi randi ki wajah se tumhara wajood hai...warna kab ke mar gaye hote....samjhe na.....

DJ- chup kar saali....mujhe ye bata ki tune muh kyo khola...tu to saali 10 bando par bhi bgari padti hai....to in 2 chilgojo ko kyo nhi sudhaar saki....

Najam- kyoki unke paas meri ek kamjori hai.....

DJ- kamjori.....

Tabhi DJ ka phon bajne laga to wo najam se thoda door aa gaya....

(Call Par)

DJ - ha baba.....

Saamne- beta...wo pappu gaon me me sarojini ki puchtaach kar raha tha....

DJ- kya....pappu...wo alka ka bhai...par use kya pad gai sarojini ki....kahi saale ne dal to nhi badal liya....

Saambe- pata nhi....par lagta to yahi hai....

DJ- hmm...theek hai.....wo sala dharam ke paas hi gaya hoga na.....

Saambe- haa...aur dharam ne mere paas bhej diya.....

DJ- theek hai....uska kaam khatm kar hi do....nhi to bekaar me paresaan hota rahega....

Saamne- hmm..maine intzaam kar liya hai...socha tumhe bata du....

DJ - theek hai....par ha....agar use ankit ne bheja hoga....tab to uske aadmi bhi uske piche hoge.....to ek kaam karna....

Aur fir DJ saambe wale ko kuch samjha kar call cut kar deta hai.....aur bapis najam ko dekhta hai....jo use bade gour se dekh rahi thi.....

DJ(gusse se)- kya hua saali...meri baaten sunna hai tujhe.....

Najam- nhi...main to bas...aaahhh...

Aur isse pahle ki najam aage bolti....DJ ne najam ke baal pakde aur kheechta hua use bed par patak diya....

Najam- aaahh...meri baat to suno....

DJ - teri baat sunega mera louda.....ruk saali.....

Aur DJ ne jaldi se apne kapde nikale aur aur najam ke uper toot pada....

Fir dekhte hi dekhte usne najam ko maarte huye nanga kar diya aur uske seene par baith kar apna lund najam ke muh me thoos diya.....

DJ- pahle mere loude se baat kar....fir mujhse karna.....le saali.....

Aur DJ joor-joor se dhakke maar kar najam ka muh chodne laga.....



Ankit ke ghar............

Akram ke ghar se nikal kar main seedha apne ghar pahucha aur uper parul ke room me ja hi raha tha ki manu mere saamne aa gai.....

Manu- hi...itni jaldi me kaha....

Main- are kuch nhi....aap batao.....sab theek hai na....ab mom kaisi hai....

Manu- wo...wo to theek hai....so rahi hai....

Main- ohk...waise aap kahi ja rahi thi kya....

Manu- main...haa...wo main thoda ghar tak ja rahi thi.....socha ek chakkar maar lu....aakhir pati ka dhyaan rakhna bhi jaroori hai na.....waise bhi bhai ke jane ke baad ek unke alawa mera aur koun hai duniya me.....

Main(manu ke hath tham kar)- hmm...main samjh sakta hu....khair kya bolu....aapka itna bada ahsaan hai mujh par aur main....kaash main aapke liye kuch kar pata....

Manu(muskura kar)- aisa kyo bol rahe ho.......main janti hu ki tum bahut kuch karoge.....jab bhi mujhe jaroorat padegi....right....

Main- bilkul....but....main kya bolu...bas itna hi kahuga ki.....sorry.....

Manu- sorry....tum sorry kyo bol rahe ho....

Main- wo isliye ki main aapke bhai ko nhi bacha saka....jabki unki hi wajah se main apni family ke baare me kuch jaan paya...unhone sach me ek bada kaam kiya mere liye...aur ek main....main unhe bacha bhi nhi paya....sach me....sorry....

Manu(mera gaal sahla kar)- nhi ankit....isme tumhari koi galti nhi thi....kya tumne unhe subsaan raste par bulaya tha...nhi na....kya tumne unhe truck se udaya tha...nhi na.....are socho...agar wo tumse sahar me kusi hotel me ya tumhare ghar me milte...to ye sab hota kya...nhi na.....isliye tum sorry mat bolo.....

Main manu ki baat sun kar uske chehre ko ek-tak dekhne laga.....

Manu- kya hua....aise kya dekh rage ho...

Main- kuch nhi....bas main..main soch raha tha ki aap dono bhai behen kitne acche hai....ek aapka bhai tha...jisne mujhe meri jingagi ka maqsad diya....aur ek aap hai...jisne mujhe meri.jindagi.se milwaya.....

Manu- jindagi se milwaya...matlab...

Main- meri maa...wo meri jindagi hi hai....

Manu- oh haa...ok...tumhari jindagi abhi aaram kar rahi hai...to disturb mat karna....main bhi jaldi aati hu....ok.....

Main- hmm...

Fir yaha manu jane ko hui aur waha renu room se nikal aai....

Renu- are bhai...tum kab aaye....

Main- abhi....parul kaha hai....

Renu- room me hi hai....

Main- ok....usse bolo ki mujhe coffy bana kar laaye......

Renu- hmm....ab usi ke hath ki coffy pioge...haa...

Main(muskyra kar)- hmm...pata nhi kyo...uske hath ki acchi lagti hai...but aapki baat alag hai....

Renu- huh...jhoothi tareef.....chal bhejti hu....

Fir main room me chala gaya aur ek call lagaya.....

Main(call par)- kaha ho......

Saambe- bas intzaar me hu....

Main- ok...kaam hote hi call karna....chalo bye.....

Fir thodi der baad parul coffy le kar mere room me aa gai.....

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Door Sahar me.........

Jab dhyanchand ne pappu ko bataya ki uske saamne khadi aourat hi sarojini tai ki beti chunni hai...to pappu ko yakeen nhi hua....

Pappu(aankhe faade)- tum...nhi...kya sach me...tum chunni ho.....????

Aourat- haa...hum hi hai chunni.....aur tumhari mout bhi.......

Pappu- nhi...ye kaise ho sakta hai...nhi-nhi....ye jhooth hai......

Chunni- nhi...ye sach hai.....hum hi chunni hai.....jeth ji....

Asal me saamne jo aourat khadi thi...wo aur koi nhi balki pappu ke chote bhai ki biwi jyoti thi....isliye pappu ko bilkul yakeen nhi ho raha tha ki wo chunni hai....

Pappu- par ye kaise sambhav hai.....tumhari sadi to tumhare maa-baap ne karwai thi na...to wo koun the.....

Jyoti- wo nakli the....kyoki hum nhi chahte the ki humara sach aap logo ko pata chale....isliye chacha(dhyanchand) ke kahne par hi mere liye nakli maa-baap ka intzaam kiya gaya....aur mujhe is ghar me bahu bana kar laya gaya.....

Pappu(kheej kar)- ye kya bakwas hai....agar tum sach bol rahi ho to mujhe ye bhi bata do ki tum logo ne ye sab kyo kiya....koi to wajah hogi na....

Pappu ki baat sun kar chunni chup rahi...bas gardan ghuma kar dhyanchand ko dekhne lagi.....

Dhyanchand- wajah main batata hu....to sun...is sab naatak ke piche ki asli wajah tha tera baap.....sala bada...

Pappu(gusse se)- jawaan sambhal saale...mere babuji ke baare me ek sabd bhi galt bola na...

Dhyanchand(joir se)- to kya....haa..kya karega tu....tu kuch nhi kar sakta....bhool mat...tu ab tak sirf meri wajah se jinda khada hai...warna teri laash yaha gir gai hoti....

Pappu- fikr mat kar saale....laash to yaha jaroor giregi....par meri nhi.....laash giregi teri....aur tere in aadmiyon ki...aur haa...is saali dhokebaaj ko to main khud apne hatho se narak bhejuga.....

Dhyanchand- aaahahahaha.......kya bola...hahaha....humari laashe giregi...ohh bachhe....tu bhi kitna hasata hai......

Pappu- has le saale.....kuch der aur has le....fir to tera main h hamesha ke liye band hone wala hai.....

Dhyanchand- oh accha....theek hai...tu dekh...jitne sapne dekhna hai dekh ke....ab bhai marne wale ke sapne to main cheen nhi sakta na....

Pappu(gusse se)- apni bakwas band kar...aur mujhe saaf-saaf bata ki ye sab maajra kya hai....tune ye sab kyo kiya....kyo....

Dhyanchand- waise tu jaan kar karega kya....marne jo wala hai....par...par....maine suna tha ki marne wale ki aakhiri iksha puri kar dena chahiye....to teri bhi kar deta hu...kuch punya hi mil jaayga....hai ki nhi...

Pappu(muskura kar)- punya....huh...tere jaise papi ke liye ab punya bhi kam pad jayge....

Dhyanchand- wo jo bhi ho....main to apna farz nibha hi deta hu....to sun....sun wo wajah...jisne mujhe gaddar banne par majboor kiya...jisne mujhse mera pariwar cheen liya...aur jiski wajah se aaj tu mout ke muh me khada hai.....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ke sath-sath chunni ne bhi apne kaan khade kar liye...aur dhyan chand beedi sulga kar kahani sunane laga......

Dhyanchand- ye kahani tab suru hui thi jab main aur tumhare pita param mitra hua karte the......

Us waqt hum dono jawan ho rahe the....aur tabhi ek din tumhare dadaji ki taviyat bigad gai....

To tumhare dadaji ne apne bete ko wo raaj bataya...jiske baare me sirf wahi jaante the....aur wo raaj tha ek khazane ka....

Jo asal me raajao ka khajana tha....jo unhone sarkaar se bacha kar chhipa liya tha.....

Par fir raja ki mout ho gai...aur us khajane ki jimmedari tumhare ek purvaj ko mili...jo ki raja ka mantri hua karta tha....ya kahe to muneem tha....

Raja ne use khajane ka rakshak bana kar khazane ki raksha ka wachan liya tha....isliye usne is wachan ko nibhaya....

Aur is tarah peedi dar peedi ye raaj har rakshak apne vaaris ko batata aur use naya rakshak banata tha.....

Isi tarah tumhare dadaji ke baad is khajane ka rakshak tumhare pita ko banaya gaya.....

Par tumhare dadaji ne ek galti kar di....wo ye thi unhone mere saamne hi tumhare pita ko khazane ki baat bol di...aur unhe rakshak bana diya....

Par us buddhe ne ek hoshiyari bhi kar di...saale ne khazane tak pahuchne ka raaj sirf tumhare pita ke kaan me bola......

Par mere dil me tab tak laalch paida ho chuki thi....aur maine tay kar liya tha ki ab main is khazane tak pahuch kar rahuga....

Bas isliye maine tere pita ko apni puri wafadaari dikhai...taki wo mujhse khush ho kar kabhi na kabhi us khazane ka jikr kar de....par aisa hona aasaan nhi tha....

Hum dono ki acchi dosti hone ke bawjood bhi tumhare pita ne kabhi mujhe sach nhi bataya.....

Aur fir main sahar padhne chala gaya aur yaha gaon me tumhare pita apne purvajo ki tarah gaon ke mukhiya ban gaye....

Fir kuch saal baad jab main bapis aaya to unhone humari dosti ki khatir mujhe apna muneem bana liya.....

Aur is tarah me unke paas rah kar roj unhe maska marta...ki kabhi to wo khazane ki baat mujhe bataye......

Par wo wachan ka pakka tha...usne muh nhi khola to nhi khola.....

Fir waqt ke sath uski pahli patni ki mout hui to usne apni beti ki khatir dusri saadi kar li....jo ki maine hi karwai thi....sahar me mujood meri ek rakhel ki behen se.....

Ha pappu...teri maa meri rakhel ki behen thi....isliye usne wahi kiya jo maine chaha....usne teri souteli behan ko bahut paresaan kiya....tum bhai-behno ke dil me uske liye zahar ghola.....aur nateeja ye hua ki tere pita ne alka ko door bhejne ka faisla kar liya...

Aur tab maine apni ek wafadaar ke sath alka ko sahar pahucha diya...jise maine tere ghar me noukrani rakhwaya tha....sarojini...haa...sarojini mere hi isaaro par naachne wali aourat thi......

Main janta tha ki tera baap apni pahli beti ke bina toot jayga....use alka ki judaai bardast nhi hogi...aur yahi to main chahta tha ki wo toot jaaye....aur fir main use naya sahara de saku.....jisse wo majboor ho kar apna muh khol de.....

Isliye jab alka chali gai...to alka ki judaai aur teri maa ki khit-khit se tang aa kar tera baap jyadatar apne farm house par hi rahne laga.....

Aur tabhi maine hi use shraab ki aadat dalwai.....aur fir dheere-dheere usko sharabi bana diya...

Fir ek din maine use ek gair aourat ke sath sone ko bhi majboor kar diya....kyoki wo shraab ke nashe me tha...to badi aasaani se mera kaam ho gaya....

Aur fir to use us aourat ki aisi aadat lagi ki kya bolu.....wo roj use bulata....aur kuch mahino baad to usne us aourat ko apne farmhouse par hamesha ke liye rakhel bana kar rakh liya....

Aur isi beech maine uski jayjaad ko hadpana suru kar diya......maine dheere-dheere uski lagbhag aadhi jayjaad girwi rakh di...aur pure paise nigal gaya....par baki ki jayjaad ko main hath bhi nhi laga saka....kyoki tere baap ne use pahle hi apni badi beti ke naam kar dia tha.....

Ab mujhe intzaar tha uske muh kholne ka...aur wo kaam sirf ek aourat hi kar sakti thi....aur wo hua bhi.....

Ek raat tere baap ne saraab aur sabaab ke nashe me us aourat ko khajane ka thikana bak hi diya.....

Par isse pahle ki main us aourat se mil kar wo sab jaan pata.....tere baap ko khabar lag gai ki wo aourat mujhse mili hui hai......

Fir tere baap ne use dara kar uska muh khulwa liya aur use kaid me kar ke mere paas aa gaya...

Fir usne sare aam...pure gaon ke saamne mujhe beijjat kar ke aur maar-maar kar gaon se nikaal feka......aur saale ne us aourat ko bhi maar dala.....

Bas...us din maine soch liya tha ki ab kuch bhi ho jaaye....main ye khajana bhi haasil karuga...aur tere baap ko bhi mita duga....

To usme se ek kaam to ho gaya....tere baap ka khatma....haa...wo maine hi kiya hai.....ab dusra kaam baki hai....aur wo hai khazana....jiska pata sirf uske rakshak ko hai.....aur wo rakshak hai teri souteli behan alka....

Dhyanchand- ab samjha saale....

Pappu- hmm...ye sab to theek hai....par tumhe fayda kya hua....matlab ki....theek hai....tune mere babuji ko to maar diya.....par usse faayada kya....kya tujhe khazana mil gaya...nhi na....aur na milne ki gunjaish hai.....kyoki saayad tujhe pata nhi ki alka....

Dhyanchand(beech me)- wo jinda hai....haa...janta hu main....

Pappu- kya baat hai...badi jaldi khabar lag gai.....par us se koi fayda nhi hone wala....kyoki wo jinda ho kar bhi ek mare huye insaan ki tarah hai.....wo coma me hai saale....isliye khazane ke baare me sochna band kar de....kyoki ek to wo abhi theek nhi hone wali...aur agar ho bhi gai...to uske bete ke rahte tu uski parchai bhi nhi chhu sakta.....samjha...

Dhyanchand(muskura kar)- uska beta....huh....janta hu main use bhi.....par tujhe aisa kyo lagta hai ki main us se jeet nhi sakta....us ke rahte khazana hasil nhi kar sakta...haa....

Pappu- kyoki wo koi aam insaan nhi....uska dimaag aur uski taqat ka tujhe andaja nhi....are uske saamne to acche-acche jawaan na tik sake...to tu buddha kitna tik payga...haa...

Dhyanchand(has kar)- hahaha....ye tujhse kisne bol diya ki main usse ladne jauga....are uske liye to mere bete hi kafi hai....

Pappu- kya....tere bete...ye kab huye...aur teri saadi jab ho gai.....haa....

Dhyanchand- meri saadi.....huh...meri saadi tab hui thi jab mera baap mujhe sahar le gaya tha......

Waha par hi meri dosti ek gunde se ho gai thi....jisne mujhe drugs ke dhandhe me dala....aur baad me usi ki behen se maine sadi kar li...

Wahi se maine sarojini ko bhi noukrani bana kar tere ghar par pahuchaya tha.....aur wahi par meri 2 aoulaad hui....2 bete.....jinhe duniya aaj mantri ji aur DJ ke naam se janti hai....

Pappu(chounk kar)- kya....wo sala DJ aur wo mantri...wo dono tere bete hai....

Dhyanchand(chilla kar)- haa....wo dono mere bete hai...aur is waqt wo dono mera hi kaam karne me lage huye hai.....

Aur tu hanta hai unki maa koun thi...meri biwi koun thi....haa.....to wo wahi aourat thi jise tere baap ne rakhel bana kar rakha tha.....meri biwi thi wo...meri biwi....

Dhyanchand ki baat sun kar pappu ke sath-sath jyoti bhi dhyanchand ko aankhe faade dekhne lagi....

Dhyanchand(jyoti se)- tu kya dekh rahi hai saali.....yahi sach hai...maine hi apni biwi ko iske baap ki rakhel banaya.....kyoki main kusi aur par bharosha nhi kar sakta tha.....

Pappu- kya baat hai...tujhe sharm nhi aai...biwi ko hi randi bana diya.....

Dhyanchand(gusse se)- nhi...nhi aai mujhe sharm....mujhe bas wo khajana chahiye tha...aur uske liye main kisi bhi had tak ja sakta tha....to main gaya....aur lita diya apni biwi ko kisi gair ke neeche....

Pappu(ghoor kar)- kitna bada kameena hai tu....thoo hai tujh par....

Dhyanchand- abhi tune mera kameenapan dekha hi kaha hai....ab tak to sirf suna hai....ab dekh bhi le....chal....aaj tujhe batata hu ki maine tere baap ko kaise khatm kiya tha....janna chahta hai na tu...chal....aaj tujhe bhi waise hi maarta hu.....

Pappu(joor se)- to maar na...maar....jaise maarna ho maar....par abhi tak mere sawaal khatm nhi huye.....agar ho sake to mujhe jawaab de kar hi khatm karna....

Dhyanchand- kya baat hai saale....mout ko saamne khada dekh kar bhi akad kam nhi hui...na hi koi kouff na hi afsoos.....hmmm...mujhe pasand aaya....chal puch....aur kya janna hai tujhe.......

Pappu- bas itna....ki ye chunni, jyoti ban kar mere ghar me kaise aai.....aur kyo...kyo ise mere bhai ki biwi banaya....kyo....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...ise tum kismat ki baat hi samjh lo....kyoki ye koi socha samjha plan nhi tha...bas ho gaya.....

Pappu- kuch aisa bolo jo samjh me aaye.....

Dhyanchand - asal me jab sarojini tere ghar noukri karne lagi...to uski betiyon ko usne apni devrani ke paas bhejne diya tha......

Fir jab.....alka ke sath maine sarojini ko bheja tha...tab mera plan kuch aur tha....us waqt main sochta tha ki alka ko kaid kar ke uske badle tere baap ka muh khulwa luga....

Par tere baap ne hoshiyari dikha kar alka ki suraksha ke liye apne kuch aadmi bhi bhej diye the.....jisse mera kaam kharab ho gaya....

Par jhatke wali ye thi....ki saali ye sarojini jyada hi hoshiyaar nikli.....use alka se itna pyaar ho gaya ki usne alka ka bura karne ke liye mana kar diya...usi ne tere baap se bol kar alka ke gaurds lagwaye the......taki main us tak na pahuch saku....

Par wo nhi janti thi ki main kya bala hu....main sala apno par bharosha na karu to us par kaise karta.....

Isliye sarojini ko kabu me rakhne ke liye main uski betiyon ko lene gaya.....par waha uski chachi pahle hi munni ko le kar kisi dusre gaon gai hui thi....to main chunni ko apne sath le aaya.....aur sarojini ko dhamka kar chunni ko apni dekh-rekh me hi palne laga......

Isi douran ek baar tere baap ne mujhe chunni ke sath dekh liya to uske baare me puchhne laga.....isliye mujhe jhooth bolna pada ki mere dost ki beti hai....

Tab tere baap ne chunni ki saadi apne tere chhote bhai se karne ki baat boli....to mujhe ek naya plan soojh gaya.....

Maine socha ki agar ye sadi ho gai...to chunni bhi khush rahegi....aur waqt aane par us ghar me mera ek majboot mohra bhi rahega....waise bhi....teri maa to thi hi...ek aur sahi....isliye maine iske nakli maa-baap dikha kar ek naye naam se sath iski saadi tere bhai se karwa di....

Aur jab sarojini mar gai.....aur mera kaam nhi hua to maine chunni ke jariye hi apna kaam karwaya......

Isne wahi kiya jo main chahta tha....tere ghar me ja kar us khazane ka pata karna...kyoki mujhe pura yakeen tha ki ho na ho....us ghar me khazane ka koi raaj jaroor pata chalega.....

Par afsoos....isne bhi mujhe niraash kiya.....us ghar aisa kuch nhi mila jisse ye pata chale ki khajana kaha chhipa hai.....

Par haa...isne ek accha kaam jaroor kiya...isne hi tum sabko majboor kiya ki tum dono bhai alka ke pati aur bete se bapis sambandh badao.....

Aur wo isliye...kyoki hume laga tha ki alka us khajane ka raaj apne pati ko bata kar jaroor gai hogi...par waha bhi hume nirasha lagi....

To fir mere kahne par hi isne tere us ankit ko tum sabse door kiya tha....yaad hai na....kaise teri biwi ne use ghar se bhaga diya tha....kuch yaad aaya....

Aur wo sab isliye hua kyoki tab tak humare hath me ek majboot mohra lag chuka tha......

Isliye humne us ladke ko tum sanlbse door karwa diya....taki wo akela pad jaaye...aur tum sabki jo nafrat us alka ke liye thi...wo humare faayde ke liye istemaal ho paaye....samjha....

Pappu- tumhara to main samjh sakta hu...par jyoti...matlab chunni....kya bolu....tum jo bhi ho.....tumhara kuch samjh nhi aaya....tum kyo is buddhe ka sath dene lagi.....jabki humne to tumhe ha.esha ijaat aur pyaar diya....kabhi tumhara bura nhi kiya....to fir kyo...

Jyoti(dhyanchand ko dekh kar)- paisa.....bahut sara paisa.....bas usi paise ne mujhe majboor kar diya.....aur ab to bas kuch din ki baat hai....fir hum sab doulatmand hoge....aur ek saandaar jindagi jiyege......

Pappu(gusse se)- chup kar....tujhe sharm nhi aati....are aisi doulat kud kaam ki jisme apno ka khoon saamil ho....haa...

Jyoti(gusse se)- ye aap na hi bolo to accha hoga jeth ji.....are aap bhi to usi doulat ke liye apni behen ke pati ko maarne nikale the....haa...bhool gaye kya...bhool gaye ki akash ko maarne koun gaya tha...haa.....

Jyoti ki baat ka pappu ke paas koi jawaab nhi tha.....kyoki jyoti ne jo kaha tha wo sach tha....isliye pappu ne sharminda ho kar apni najren jhuka li....

Chunni- are bolo na....ab kyo najren chura kar baith gaye....haa....

Dhyanchand- bas kar chunni.....ab ye sala kuch bolne laayga nhi....chal...ab iska kaam khatm karte hai....iska waqt pura hua....

Pappu(sir utha kar)- haa...waqt pura hua....suna ankit.....waqt ho gaya.....

Pappu ne jaise hi ankit ka naam liya to dhyanchand aur chunni chounk gaye....aur koi kuch samjh ya bol pata....usse pahle hi ghar ki khudki aur darwaje tootne ki aawaaj ke sath 4 log ghar me daakhil ho gaye....

Aur dekhte hi dekhte dhyanchand ke 2 aadmiyon ko apne kabze me le liya.....

Dhyanchand(boukhlaya hua)- tum log...koun ho tum sab...aur yaha....(pappu ko dekh kar)- kahi ye sab tera....

Pappu(beech me)- haa...ye mere sathi hai.....jo ab tumhe aur teri is chunni ko narak bhejege.....samjha buddhe.....are suno....mujhe kholna jara.....is buddhe ka thoda maza to chakhau....

Dhyanchand- itni bhi kya jaldi hai baccho.....

Pappu- kya bola be....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...plan B....chalo baccho....suru ho jao....

Aur dhyanchand ke itna bolte hi un charo aadmiyo ke hatho par kuch na kuch saamaan takraya aur unke hatho se gun gir gai....aur usi beech kuch log ghar ke andar se aur room me lage pardo ke piche se nikle aur us sab par gun taan di....

Dhyanchand- ab agar koi hila....to uska sir khula...samjh gaye na....oye....in charon ko baandh do....pahle is pappu ka hisaab kar du...fir unko bhi dekh lege.....kyo babu....kaisa raha blan B......

Pappu(gusse se)- bahut khush ho raha hai na....huh....hota rah.....par yaad rakhna....khel abhi khatm nhi hua hai.....

Dhyaanchand(gun nikaal kar)- to abhi khatm kar dete hai....isme kya hai.....

Ye bol kar dhyanchand ne gun ko pappu ke sir par lagaya hi tha tabhi achanak se chunni ne dhyanchand ko piche kiya aur apni saree me chupai hui gun nikaal kar dhyaanchand ke gale par laga di.....

Chunni- bas buddhe....ab bas....

Ye dekh kar pappu to chounka hi tha....par usse jyada dhyanchand ka hairani se bura haal tha.....

Dhyanchand- ye chunni....ye kya himakat hai....tu mujh par gun tanegi...haa....bhool gai kya ki main koun hu...aur kya kar sakta hu....

Chunni- nhi buddhe....main kuch nhi bhooli....main janti hu ki tu kis darje ka kameena hai...aur tu kya kar sakta hai....

Dhyanchand(kameeni muskaan)- fir bhi itni himmat......soch le...anjaam bura ho sakta hai....

Chunni- abe chup....mujhe anjaam se kya darata hai saale....aur rahi baat bure hone ki...to isse bura kya hoga....jo aaj tak hua hai.....haa...ab kya karega tu....saale.....mujhe to tune randi ki tarah istemaal kar hi liya hai....aur kya karega......meri maa ko marega...maar de....are mout to ek din sabko aati hi hai....to unki aaj hi sahi...chal maar de....par mere rahte huye tu mere jeth ji ko kuch nhi kar sakta...samjha....

Pappu- jyoti....ye sab....kya tum sach me....

Jyoti- ha jeth ji.....aapne sach suna.....main kabhi bhi aap logo ka bura nhi chahti thi...par is insaan ne mujhe buraai ke daldal me dhakel diya...aur uski wajah hai meri maa...haa jeth ji...meri maa mari nhi...jinda hai.....

Pappu(chounk kar)- kya.....sarojini tai jinda hai....

Jyoti- ha jeth ji....wo jinda hai....aur is kameene ki kaid me hai.....aur isi wajah se id kameene ne mujhe apni gulami karne par majboor kiya hai....saale ne mujhe apni randi bana diya....

Ye bolte huye jyoti joor se rone lagi aur yahi galti use bahut bhari pad gai.....

Jaise hi rote huye jyoti ka dhyaan bhatka to dhyanchad ne uska hath marod kar gun cheen li aur tab tak uske aadmi ne aa kar jyoti ko jakad liya.....

Jyoti- aahhh...kameene.....chhod mujhe... main teri jaan le loogi......

Dhyanchand- lagta hai aaj kurwaniyon ka din hai.....khair....har badi cheej kurwani maagti hai....aur tum sabki kurwani us bade se khazane ke liye bahut mamooli baat hai...oye....is randi ko bhi bandh do....sala dono marege....aur iski maa bhi aaj gai.....

Dhyanchand ke aadesh par uske aadmi ne jyoti ko bhi pappu ke baju me chair par baandh diya....

Dhyanchand- oye....tum log inka dhyaan rakhna.....main thoda jaam laga lu....aakhir randi ko jo marna hai...hahaha....

Aur dhyanchand hasta hua dusre kamne me chala gaya....jabki jyoti sir jhukaye rone lagi.....

Pappu- jyoti....ye sab tha kya....kya mujhe samjhaogi.....

Jyoti - ha jeth ji......

Aur fir jyoti pappu ko dheere-dheere bahut kuch batane lagti hai.....jise sun kar pappu hairaan ho jata hai.....

Jyoti(baat khatm kar ke)- bas dukh to is baat ka hai ki main apni maa ko na bacha saki.....

Pappu- ghabrao mat.....unhe kuch nhi hoga...aur na tumhe.......

Dhyanchand(aate huye)- haa....tujhe abhi khuch nhi hoga....abhi to tu randi ban kar chudegi....apne hi jeth ke saamne...kyo se pappu.....apne ghar ki ijjat ki dhajjiyan udte dekhege...haa....le dekh saale....dekh is randi ko......

Ye sun kar pappu aag-babula ho gaya aur jhatpata kar chillane laga......

Pappu- madharchhod...teri himmat kaise hui ye bolne ki..main tujhe kaat ke fek duga buddhe....

Dhyaanchand- chilla saale.....aur joor se chilla.....yaha koi nhi aayga tujhe bachane....chilla sale.......

Tabhi achanak pappu ekdam se shant ho gaya aur muskyrane laga....

Dhyaanchand- abe....ye kya....abhi to tu cheekh raha tha.....abhi muskura raha tha....lagta hai mout ke kouff se tera dimaag hil gaya hai....haa....

Pappu(muskura kar)- kuch aisa hi samjh lo.....wo kya kaha tha tune....plan kya....haa...pkan B.....to jara piche dekho....

Dhyaanchand(hasta hua)- piche....abe piche kya....ye to mera aadmi....hh...aaahhh...

Dhyanchand ne jaise hi piche mud kar apne aadmi ko dekha....usi waqt ek goli aa kar us aadmi ka sir cheer gai aur dhyanchand cheekh utha....

Dhyanchand- yee...ye kaise...koun...koun hai....

Dhyanchand kuch samjh pata....usse pahle hi 2 goli aur chali aur uske 2 aadmi aur dher ho gaye....

Ye dekh kar dhyanchand to pagal ho hi raha tha....par chunni ka bhi bura haal tha....use samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki ye sab ho kya raha hai.....

Dhyanchand(chilla kar)- koun hai yaha......saamne aao.....dam hai to saamne aa saallllaaaaahhhhhhh.......

Tabhi ek goli aai aur dhyanchand ki taang me ghus gai aur wo wahi farsh par gir kar tadapne laga.....

Tabhi room me ek saksh ki entru hui aur use dekh kar pappu muskura utha.....

Pappu(muskura kar)- dekh kameene.....is kahte hai....PLAN - B

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Ab Aage.........

DOOR SAHAR ME..........

Pappu aur jyoti (chunni) ne sarojini ko kaid mukt to kar liya tha.....par uski haalat bahut buri thi.....

Sarojini rah-rah kar bas ek hi baat dohrati......chhod do meri beti ko....chhod do......

Aur uski haalat dekh kar jyoti aur pappu bas nam aankho se use sambhalne me lage huye the......

Jyoti- jeth ji....ab kya kare...maa to mujhe bhi nhi pahchaan rahi....kya ho gaya inhe.....

Pappu- tum fikr mat karo....hum inko abhi doctor ke paas le chalte hai....

Aur ye bol kar dono sarojini ko talghar se nikaal kar sonu ke paas aa gaye...

Sonu(hairani se)- ye kya haalat ho rakhi hai inki....(dhyanchand ko ghoor kar)- haraamjaade....kya kiya inke sath....

Dhyanchand- wo....wo humne inhe drugs diya tha....aur aisa bhram failaya ki inhe har pal yahi lage ki hum inki beti ko maarne wale hai.....

Sonu(laath maar kar)- maadharchod....tujhe bilkul sharm nhi aai ek bujurg aourat ko itni yaatna dete huye...tu insaan hai ya jaanwar....

Dhyanchand(tadapte huye)- aaahhh...maaf kar do....aaahhh...mujhe baksh do....

Sonu- baksh du...abe mera dil to karta hai ki abhi ke abhi teri is kameeni aatma ko tere jishm se aazaad kar du....par kya karu....ankit ne tujhe jinda lane ko bola hai...to thoda aur jee le....baki marna to tera oakka hi hai....

Pappu- sonu...abhi isme time barbaad mat karo...hume jaldi se doctor ke paas jana hoga.....

Sonu- theek hai....ruko main ankit se baat karta hu....aur is kameene ko bhi baandh kar dalwa lo...sala...

Aur sonu fir se dhyanchand ke pet me laat maar kar ankit ko call karne laga....aur kuch baat kar ke bapis aa gaya....

Sonu- ankit ne apne sahar aane ka bola hai....ab inka ilaaj uska doctor karega....

Papou- par inki haalat to dekho....aise-kaise...

Sonu(beech me)- inhe behoshi ki dawa deni hogi....chalo chalte hai....

Aur fir sonu, pappu aur jyoti ke sath sarojini ko le kar sahar ki taraf nikal pade...aur uske aadmi bhi dhyanchand ko baandh kar piche chal pade......

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Hotel Dilkas me..........

Ek room me DJ aur Manntri baithe huye kisi ka intzaar kar rahe the.....

DJ - to sharabi maan gaya.....chalo ye accha hua....ab humara kaam aasaani se ho jayga.....

Mantri- hmm..par us megha ka kya.....wo baar-baar anu ka puch rahi hai....usse kya bolu....

DJ - usse bol do ki uski bhalai isi me hai ki chup rahe.....nhi to na uski maa rahegi...na behen aur na hi beti....samjha do use....

Mantri- filhaal to samjha diya....par b kar gai hai ki kal agar uski beti nhi mili to accha nhi hoga.....

DJ - are chhod na....wo aur uski dhamkiya....are usme dam nhi ki humse panga le....kyoki wo janti hai ki uska ek galat kadam uska sab kuch chheen lega....

Mantri- par humne vaada kiya tha ki uski beti....

DJ (beech me)- vaada use hath na lagane ka hua tha....ab koi dusra use hath lagaaye to hum kya kare...waise bhi wo apni marji se gai hai....isliye tu us megha ki tention na le.....chal ab ja kar us S aur Najam ko ready kar ke bhej...main tab tak teri bhabhi ke sath masti jar leta hu...

Mantri- theek hai....waise bhai....wo damini...

DJ - uska intzaam ho chuka hai......

Mantri- par humare lig to pakde gaye na....

DJ - haa....par aaj raat ko sab theek ho jayga.....kyoki unke pariwar me se ek humare sath ho gaya hai.....

Mantri- sath....koun....kaise....

DJ - ek kadki.....sonam naam hai uska.....aur wo aise ki....

Tabhi room me ek aourat aai....jise dekh kar DJ ke chehre par muskaan khil gai.....

DJ (mantri se)- chhote.....an tu bahar ja.....abhi mujhe meri jaan ke sath akela chhod de.....

Mantri- par bhai.....ye bahut jaroori....

DJ (beech me)- chhote.....nhi....meri jaan se jyada jaroori kuch bhi nhi....tu ja kar us najma ko bol ki ready rahe....uske jane ka waqt ho gaya hai.....

Mantri(khada ho kar)- theek hai....par damini ke pariwar ka kya hoga....wo nikale wale hoge......

Aourat- unki fikr mat karo.....wo sab mout ke muh me ja rahe hai.....tum ja kar us megha ko sambhalo....kyoki ek wahi hai jo hume khajane tak pahucha sakti hai....dekhna ki uska muh na khule....

Mantri- maaf karna....bas ek sawaal aur.....

DJ (aourat ko god me baitha kar)- ab kya rah gaya.....

Mantri- aakhir us ladki ko kaise fasaya.....wo sonam......wo humara sath kyo de rahi hai....

Aourat(muskura kar)- kya yaar....tum ab tak nhi samjh paaye....kaise neta ho......

Mantri(joor se)- ye mere sawaal ka jawaab nhi.....

DJ( kadak aawaaz me)- chhote....aawaaz neeche....

Aourat- rahne do....saayad meri baat kadwi lag gai.....khair...tumhara jawaab bada hi seedha hai....humne bas use emotionally divert kiya...use samjhaya ki uske maa-baap ki mout us ankit ki wajah se hui....aur jis family ke khilaaf use jana hai....usne dil se sirf ankit ka sath diya hai...aur aaj bhi de rahi hai.....aur fir use ye bhi yakeen dilaya ki kaam hote hi use 2 crore de diye jayege...aur sath me damini ki puri jaayjaad bhi uski hogi......jise le kar wo apne bhai ke sath aaraam se jee sakegi...samjhe...

Mantri- nhi...main bilkul nhi samjha.....maine pata kiya hai.....wo ladki to aisi nhi hai jo kisi ki baaten sun kar aasaani se bharosha kar le....to achanak se kyo....

DJ - chhote....kuch bhi achanak nhi hota....sab plan kiya jata hai....aur us ladki ko bottle me utaarne ke liye hume 50 lakh ka fatka laga hai.....samjha....

Mantri(chounk kar)- 50 lakh....to kya aapne use paise de diye....

DJ- ha bhai...50 lakh advance.....baki humara kaam hone par....ab tere dil ka dard to mitana hi tha na....uske liye ye mamooli si keemat hai....

Mantri- par use paise dene ki kya jaroorat thi....use bhi maar dalte na.....

DJ- tu bhi na.....are use maar dete to ye kaise pata chalta ki wo sab kaha ja rahe hai.....samjha....aur tu tention mat le.....humara paisa bekaar me nhi jayga.....ok

Aourat- haa....tum bas ye socho ki jis damini ne tumhari biwi ko tumse chheen liya.....wo pariwar samet marne wali hai....to khush ho jao....tumhara badla pura hua....(man ne)- aur mera bhi....sala usi ki wajah se meri chudaai hui thi....

Mantri- hmm...theek hai.....bas ab us ankit ko aur thikane laga do....fir main dekhta hu apni biwi ko...saali bahut udh rahi hai....use aisi mout....

DJ (beech me)- bas....abhi gussa sambhal kar rakh....aur us randi ko taiyaar kar....aaj raat tak mujhe anu mere saamne chahiye....

Mantri- theek hai.....

Aourat(mantri ke jate hi)- to najam maan gai.....aur wo sharabi....wo kaise mana....

DJ - ye sab mere chhote ka kamaal hai....usne hi ja kar shraabi ko manaya hai...ki wo anu ko chhod de aur najam ko apne paas rakhe....hamesha ke liye...

Aourat- hmm....to aaj hi anu ko bhej dena....ab hume der nhi karni chahiye...kyoki agar us ladke ko bhanak bhi lagi ki damini ki family mar chuki hai...to wo anu ke kaabu me bhi nhi aayga....isliye unki mout ki khabar ke pahle anu ka pahuchna jaroori hai....

DJ - tu fikr mat kar....aaj ki raat humari hai....yaha damini apne pariwar samet maregi...aur waha anu apna kaam karegi....ab jaldi se ye mask hata....tera chehra dekhe bina chain nhi aata....

Aourat(muskura kar)- theek hai....tum gate to lagao.....main ready hoti hu....

DJ( gate laga kar)- ye kya...itni jaldi kya hai....

Aourat- jaldi hi hai....isse pahle ki koi alka ke room me pahuche....mujhe bapis jana hoga.....samjhe...

DJ - are yaar....tu bhi na.....

Aourat- ab muh mat latkao....filhaal to sabki najro me alka so rahi hai.....isliye jaldi karo.....fir alka ko jagna bhi hai....hehehe....

Aur fir DJ apni jaan ke sath masti karne me busy ho gaya........

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ANKIT KE GHAR........

Jaise hi mujhe pata chala ki megha hi sarojini tai ki beti munni hai.....to mujhe megha ke uper bahut gussa aaya....

Main sochne laga ki aakhir itni badi baat megha ne mujhe kyo nhi batai....aur main gusse se bhara hua seedha megha se milne sanju ke ghar pahuch gaya.....

Main (raste me)- ye bhi theek raha ki sarojini theek hai....uske paas jaroor kuch na kuch to hoga....jo mere kaam aaye....par usse pahle is megga ki bacchi ko dekhta hu....saali ne sach kyo nhi bola....ye bhi dhokhebaaj nikli....haaattt.....

Pata nhi kyo....par megha se mujge sach chhupane ki ummeed nhi thi...isliye uska sach jaan kar mera dil thoda maayoosh sa ho gaya tha....

Isliye main ghar aate hi bina kisi se koi baat kiye seedha apne room me chala gaya aur ek ke baad ek whisky ke 5 peg laga kar let gaya....aur lete-lete hi meri kab aankh lag gai...ye mujhe pata hi nhi chala.....

[color=rgb(85,]Supriya- kya hua.....bade upset dikh rahe ho....[/color]
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Main - to kya karu.....dekh rahi ho tum....yaha har koi matlabi hai....sala jis par bhi bharosha karo....jisse bhi pyaar kiya....jis kisi ko apno se bad kar apna mana....wo sab ke sab matlabi nikale.....

Supriya- kya tum nhi ho.....tum ye bol sakte ho ki tum matlabi nhi......

Main- nhi....nhi bol sakta...kyoki main bhi sabki tarah hu....apna matlab dekhta hu....par main kusi ko dhokha nhi deta....kisi ke bharoshe ko nhi todta....jo bhi hai....saamne se karta hu.....peeth pichhe nhi.....

Supriya- janti hu....isliye to tumhare paas hu...nhi to main bhi nhi rahti.....

Main- accha....chalo tum maanti to ho ki ye duniya matlabi hai.....haa.....

Supriya- aisa nhi hai....matlab ki is duniya me kuch log accche bhi to hai.....hmm.....

Main- sach me....sach me koi hai....mujhe nhi lagta.....main aaj bilkul se akela hu....koi nhi jo mere pyaar ko samjhe....bas sab ke sab apna matlab nikalne ke liye mere pyaar ka sahara le rahe hai.....

Supriya(mera hath thaam kar)- sach me....par unme se ek main bhi to hu...to kya main bhi matlabi hu....

Main- nhi.....tumare baare me aisa sochne se pahle main marna pasand karuga....uummm.....

Supriya(mera muh band kar ke)- agar abhi marne ki baat ki na to main chali jaugi...aur fir kabhi nhi aaugi....

Main- nhi karta....par tum hi batao...kya karu main...kise apna manu...kis par yakeen karu....

Supriya- apne aap par....mujhe bharosha hai tum par....tum akele hi sab kuch theek kar doge.....

Main- kya sach me.....

Supriya- haa....ab ye batao ki....kya tumhe apne aap par bharosha hai....haa...bolo....

Main- had se jyada....par mujhe bharoshemand sathi bhi chahiye....kaash tum mere sath hoti....

Supriya- main tumhare sath hi hu....aur sath hi rahoogi.....par ye ladaai tumhari hai....tumhara sath to kai log de sakte hai....par antim yuddh tumhe akele hi ladna hoga......

Main- kya main jeet pauga....

Supriya- tum jeetoge....tume jeetna hi hoga....kyoki tumhari jeet hi hume milaygi....
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[color=rgb(85,]Main- tab to main mout ko bhi harane ke liye taiyaar hu...par tum...tum kaha...suppi...kaha gai tum...suppi..suuuppii.....[/color]

""Bhhhaaaiiiii...""

Main- sssuuuppiiiiii...aah..aahh..aahh....kk..koun.....parul......tum....

Parul- ha bhai....main...par aapko kya hua...ye itna paseena.....aur ye suppi....ye koun hai....

Main(muh saaf kar ke)- koi nhi....tum batao....kya hua....

Parul- main to coffy laai thi...wo aap thoda tention me dikhe the to le aai....

Main- hmm...main fresh ho kar aata hu....

Fir main uth kar fresh hone gaya aur waha parul ko ek msg aa gaya....

""Bahut acche....aise hi use wo goliyan deti raho.....fir dekhna...kuch din me hi sala namard ban jayga.....good job....""

Fir parul ne bhi msg ka reply de diya aur kuch der baad main parul ke sath baith kar coffy pine laga.....

Fir kareeb 20 minute baad room ka gate khula aur renu di andar aa gai.....

Renu- ohh..to bhai apni gudiya ke sath busy hai....maine kahi disturb to nhi kiya....

Main(muskura kar)- bilkul nhi...humara kaam ho gaya....waise kya hua di....kuch kaam tha kya....

Renu- are haa....ek ladka aaya hai....tumse milna chahta hai....

Main- koun....

Renu- koi atul hai....

Main- ohh...main jata hu.....

Aur fir main neeche aa gaya....jaha atul ek file liye mera hi intzaar kar raha tha.....

Main- ohh..to aa gaye tum..are baithe raho....

Atul(muskura kar)- ji....aur ye rahi mere aane ki wajah.....

Ye bol kar atul ne mujhe file pakda di......

Main(file le kar)- ohk....lekin pahle dusri wajah ki baat kar lete hai....doctor ne kya bola....

Atul- wo...unhone accha hi bola....b rahe the ki mera pair theek ho sakta hai....

Main- hmm...mujhe laga hi tha....doctor pradhan ke khas dost hai wo.....galat nhi bolege....ab dekhna....tum jald se jald apne pairon par khade ho jaoge....

Atul- agar aisa hua to...khair ye to doctor aur bhagwan ki marji....par aapne jo mere liye kiya.....uska ahsaan....

Main(beech me)- bas....ye baaten theek hone ke baad....filhaal mujhe wo batao jo main sunna chahta hu......

Atul- waise to wo sab file me hai......par aapko khud hi batata hu.....saayad isse aapko jyada accha lagega....

Main(file table par rakh kar)- kyo nhi.....chalo batao....aakhir DJ ki kahani kya hai.....

Atul- ji sir....main jitna bhi pata kiya....us hisaab se aapko batata hu......

DJ bachpan se hi ek bigdail ladka raha hai....lig kahte hai ki ise bigadne me sabse bada hath iski maa ke bhai ka tha....aur kuch had tak iske baap ka bhi....

DJ ka baap aur mama...dono hi galat dhandho me lipt the......aur to aur....iska mana ek mana hua gunda tha.....

To mama ko hi dekh kar DJ bachpan se hi gundagardi karta rahta tha......aur mama ke sath unke dhandhe me bhi hath batata tha.....

Fir waqt ke sath-sath DJ ki gundagardi aur uska naam badta gaya....aur fir ek mod aaya...jisne DJ ko aur bhi bada bana diya....

Wo tha drugs ka dhandha......

Logo ne bataya ki jab DJ ne drugs ke dhandhe me kadam rakha to uske mama ne use rokna chaha.....par DJ nhi ruka....ulta uska mama hi kuch dino ke andar mara gaya.....log uski mout ke piche DJ ko hi wajah batate hai.....

Khair....mama ke raste se hatne ke baad DJ ka pure sahar me raaj ho gaya....aur dekhte hi dekhte DJ ne pure sahar me aur aas-paas ke ilaakon me apna dhandha faila liya......

Air usi douran uski jindagi me ek ladki ki entry hui...jo ek school student thi.....par pata nhi kaise wo DJ ko pyaar kar baithi...

Us ladki ke baare me log yahi batate hai ki DJ ka bhai jis school me padhta tha...usi school me ye ladki thi....

Aur isi wajah se DJ aur us ladki ki mulaqat hui...aur dekhte hi dekhte wo DJ ki masooqa ban gai.....

Wo DJ se is kadar pyaar karne lagi ki usne DJ ki khatir apni family ko bhi chhod diya.....wo ladki hai rekha......jo aaj tak DJ ke sath hai.....

Uske baad DJ ne apna business badane ka soch kar dusre sahar ka rukh kiya.....aur waha usne college student ko apna target banaya.....

Usne har college me kych students ko paiso ka lalach de kar apne sath mila liya.....aur unki help se saare students ko drugs ki aadat lagwane laga....

Uska ye kaam bahut accha chal raha tha....par ek din ek ladki ne DJ ke sath kaam karne wali ladki ko rage hath pakad liya aur use college se nikalwa diya....

Air fir usi ladki ka picha karte huye usne DJ ke thikane ka pata kar liya....aur police ki help se DJ ko pakadwa diya....

DJ ko pakadwane wali ladki thi alka.....jisne himmat dikha kar kuch hi dino me apne premi aur doston ki madad se pure sahar se DJ ka dhandha khatm kar diya....aur DJ ko jail kara di.....

Par jail jane ke pahle hi DJ ko us sahar me ek ladki mil chuki thi....jo DJ par jaan nyochhabar karti thi.....

Waise to DJ ke sath kai ladkiyan soti thi....unme ek khas thi najam...jo DJ ke sath partner bhi ban gai thi....par usi ki wajah se DJ ka dhandha choupat ho gaya tha.....

Par inke alawa DJ ki life me ek aisi ladki aa gai thi....jise sach me DJ ne pyaar kiya....aur usse saadi bhi ki.....

Us ladki ka naam-pata-chehra....kisi ko yaad nhi....kyoki DJ kabhi use duniya ke saamne apni patni ki tarah nhi rakh paya....

Aisa suna hai ki uski patni apni family se bahut darti thi....isliye uske kahne par hi DJ chup raha....par unka rishta chalta raha....aur aaj bhi chal raha hai.....

Wahi hai....jisne DJ ko jail se baahar nikalwaya aur usi ke kahne par DJ bapis apne purane sahar ja kar dhandha karne laga.....

Par DJ ki najron me alka chad chuki thi...wo har haal me use mitana chata tha....

Aur iske liye usne kai baar alka aur uske pati par jaanlewa hamla bhi karwaya....par kusmat se use har baar nakaamyaabi haasil hui....

Fir alka apne pati ke sath us sahar se gayab ho gai....aur DJ ne bhi unka picha karna chhod diya......aur apni biwi aur masooqa ke sath dhandhe me lag gaya....

Fir saalon baad jab ankit aur DJ ka aamna-saamna hua...to DJ ki ek baar fir muh ki khani padi....

Ankit ne na sirf DJ ke aadmiyon ko maar kar adhmara kar diya...balki us sahar se uska wajood hi mita diya....

Ankit ke hatho maat khane ke baad DJ ki ijhat do coundi ki ho gai....wo log jo kabhi usse darte the...wo bhi use taana maarne lage....ki sala bacche se haar gaya.....

In baaton se tang ho kar DJ ne ek baar ek policewale ko maar diya....aur fir use bapis jail me jana pada.....

Fir jab wo jail se nikla....to us sahar me nhi aaya.....wo aaya is sahar me....jaha uska bhai mantri bana baitha tha......

Aur fir yaha aa kar usne ankit ko apna nisana banaya...aur aaj tak use barbaad karne ka soch raha hai.....

Ye sab bol kar atul khamoshi se mujhe dekhne laga.....

Main- kya hua....aise kya dekh rahe ho....

Atul- sir....mujhe nhi lagta ki DJ aapke piche sirf isi ek wajah se hai....jaroor kuch aur bhi baat hai....

Main- accha....aur tumhe aisa kyo lagta hai....

Atul- kyoki main use janta hu..wo ego ke chakkar me apni jaan daav par nhi lagata...are wo us saksh ka bhai hai jo ek majha hua beta hai....aur use neta banane wala dimaag DJ ka hi hai....to wo kaise apni jaan daav par laga sakta hai...wo bhi sirf ek badle ke liye....

Main- saayad tum use jyada jante ho....saayad tum sahi bhi ho.....par kabhi-kabhi badla insaan ka dimaag kharanlb kar deta hai...us waqt insaan bina soche bas badla lene koind padta hai....bina iski parwah kiye ki is sab me uska nuksaan bhi ho sakta hai.....

Atul- saayad aap sahi bol rahe hai...khair....DJ ke sathiyo aur uski kuch khas masooqao ki detail is file me hai.....unki photo bhi.....

Main- aur uski biwi....uska kya.....

Atul- maine bataya na....uske baare me kisi ko kuch bhi pata nhi...na naam...na chehra....bas itna pata hai ki usko pakad liya to DJ kutta bhi ban sakta hai....

Main- ohh...ye kammeena bhi itna pyaar kar sakta hai....wah....

Atul(muskura kar)- kya kare sir....pyaar bahut kuch kara deta hai....acche-khase ko bhi tood sakta hai.....

Main- wo to hai....pyaar....khair....good job....baki main dekh luga.....

Atul- ab mere liye kya hukum hai....

Main- tum seedha dr.pradhan ke paas jao....baki wahi pata chal jayga....main msg kar duga....ok...

Atul- theek hai sir.....are ha sir....ek baat bhool gaya..,...is file me ek aadmi ki photo milegi....jiske baare me mujhe jyada detail nhi mili.....bas itna pata hai ki ise mantri ji ke sath kai baar dekha gaya hai....mantri bahut ijjat karta hai is saksh ki....

Main- accha.....jara dikhailo to...

Atul( file me pic dikha kar)- ye raha....

Main- koun hai ye....

Atul- jyada to nhi pata....par loh ise bhai ji naam se jante hai.....kuch log to yaha tak bolte hai ki isi ki madad se mantri aaj is mukaam par pahuch paya hai....baki jyada kuch nhi pata.....par ek baat jaroor hai....aaj bhi ye mantri ke har kaam me madad kar raha hai....saayad aapke khilaaf bhi...

Main- to kya kisi ne aisa bola ki ye mere khilaaf hai....

Atul- haa...ek banda mila tha...usne bataya ki bhai ji puri taqat se aapke piche pada hai.....saayad kuch purana hisaab chukane....ab wo kya gai ye to wo jane aur aap......

Main- purana hisaab.....hmm...theek hai....ise main dekh luga..tum jao.....main jald hi msg karuga....

Atul- mujhe intjaar rahega....bye sir.....

Aur fir atul bahar chala gaya aur main us file ko dekhne laga........par main jyada kuch dekhta....usse pahle hi mera phon bajne laga.......

( Call par )

Main- ha raftaar....sab taiyaar hai.....

Raftaar- haa....humari taraf se sab set hai...bas sahi waqt ka intzaar hai....bas yahi batane ko call kiya tha....

Main- hmm...theek hai....to dhamaka hote hi khabar karna....aur yaad rahe....chookna mat.....

Raftaar- bilkul nhi.....aaj raat party pakki...chalo bye.....

Main- bye....

Yaha maine phon rakha aur bapis meri najar us aadmi ki photo par thahar gai.....

Main(photo dekhte huye)- BHAI JI.......koun ho tum.......aur koun sa purana hisaab chukana chahte ho.....????


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Ab Aage..........

SANJU KE GHAR..........

Main apne ghar me bhai ji ki photo dekhte huye kuch soch hi raha tha ki tabhi mujge sonu ka call aaya aur usse baat karne ke baad main kuch soch kar seedha sanju ke ghar nikal aaya........

Rajni(gate kholte hi)- tum yaha.....yaha kyo aaye.....

Main(gusse se)- tumhe koi dikkat hai....

Rajni- par tumne to kaha tha ki hum ghar me kabhi nhi milege.....fir....

Main(beech me)- megha kaha hai....

Rajni- wo to nhi hai.....kahi gai hui hai saayad......

Main- kya matlab saayad....tumhe itna bhi nhi pata ki tumhare ghar ka koi member kaha jata hai....haa...

Rajni- tumne hi to baat karne se mana kiya tha....isliye maine nhi pucha....aur raat ko to wo ghar me hi dikhi thi...par subah se gaayab hai...sath me raksha bhi.....

Main- kya...dono....ruko...main call karta hu....

Fir maine turant raksha aur megha ko baari-baari call kiya....par megha ka phon band aaya....aur raksha ne bataya ki wo saheli ke paas hai...aur use bhi pata nhi tha ki megha hai kaha......

Main(gusse se)- sala ye mar kaha gai....

Rajni- baat kya hai....kuch hua kya....

Main- haa....bahut kuch....khair wo jane do.....

Rajni- kyo jane du...kya ab bhi mujh par bharosha nhi hai....

Main- bharosha....sach pucho to...naa...waise tum to bilkul theek ho na....

Rajni- theek....tumhe lagta hai ki main theek hu....haa....maine tumhare kahne par us kameeni najam ka sath diya....uske kahne par apne jishm ko kuchalwaya....alok ko bachane ke liye maar bhi khai.....yaha tak ki apne bete ko khud se door kar diya....aur apni khas saheli ke jinda hone ki khabar sun kar bhi use dekhne tak nhi gai....aur tum kahte ho ki mujh par bharosha nhi....fir bhi ummeed karte ho ki main theek hu....haa....

Main- mera aisa matlab nhi tha...main bas puch raha tha....aur raha bharosha....to kya kahu....usme time lagta hai...

Rajni- accha....matlab mujh par bharosha nhi...itna sab karne ke baad bhi nhi.....to batao....ab aur kya karu.....jaan de du....

Main- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi....waise bhi main tumhari jaan le kar kya karuga.....tum jinda rahogi to maza dogi....mar gai to kya maza....hai na...

Rajni(gusse se)- abhi mera mood kharaab hai....majaak me mat talo....pahle ye batao ki tumne kyo bola ki bharosha nhi hai......

Main- to kya bolu....are tumne baar-baar mujhe dhokha diya....mere peeth piche mere dushmano ka sath diya....to itni jaldi kaise bharosha kar lu....haa...

Rajni- to fir mujhe jinda kyo chhoda...maar hi dalo....saari tention hi khatm....

Main- maar du...haa...aur tere baccho ko kya bolu...ki maine unhe anaath kar diya....haa....

Rajni- to kya....waise bhi mera beta mujhse nafrat karta hai....aur meri beti....wo to bechari....sab meri hi wajah se hua hai.....to itna aur sahi....maar dalo mujhe...wo jee lega.....tum ho na uske sath...

Main- ha hu...aur hamesha rahuga....par main use tumhara pyaar nhi de sakta....dosti ka rishta , maa ke rishte ko kabhi nhi chhu sakta....isliye tumhe jinda rahna hoga.....apne baccho ke liye..,..

Rajni- baccho....baccho....ye kya laga rakha hai....(sisakte huye)- sirf mera beta hi to bacha hai....par use bhi tumne door kar diya.....(aur rajni rone lagi)

Main(man me)- lagta hai ki ab ye daga nhi degi.....ise bhi thikane par pahucha hi deta hu.....

Fir maine rajni ko baithaya aur use pani pila kar shant kiya....

Rajni- aur kab tak mujhe akele hi jeena hoga.....kya tumhe mujh par bilkul daya nhi aati....haa...plz....mujhe mera beta bapus dila do....nhi to mujhe maar dalo....

Main- hmm...thoda ruko....fir kuch karta hu......ok....ab utho....jab tak megha aati hai....tab tak mere sath khushiya manao....

Rajni- khushiya...kis baat ki khushiyan....bete se door rahne ki...ya beti aur pati ki mout ki....ya fir apne ghatiyan kaarnaamon ki....kis baat ki khushi mana lu.......

Main- uski wajah bhi bata duga....aur mujhe pura yakeen hai ki wajah jaan kar tum bahut khush hogi....

Rajni(ghoor kar)- tum aakhir karne kya wale ho....

Main(rajni ko god me kheech kar)- filhaal to bahut sara pyaar....uuuummmmmmhh..

Rajni(mujhe door kar ke)- lekin yaha.....par wo camera....wo dekh lege to...

Main- uski maa ki aankh....ab tak to wo sab samjh hi gaye honge ki tum mere sath ho....aur waise bhi...ab najam ka kiryakarm suru ho gaya hai....wo kuch nhi kar sakti....baki raha uska yaar DJ....to uski band bhi bajne hi wali hai....chalo aao....ek aakhiri baar.....

Rajni(halki muskaan)- aakhiri baar....kyo...man bhar gaya kya....

Main- aisa nhi hai....par ab tum jaldi hi meri maa ki khas saheli ke roop me saamne aaogi....aur apni maa ki khas saheli ke sath main ye sab karna theek nhi samjhta...waise tumhare liye sanju hai na....

Rajni- sanju....wo mujhse nafrat karta hai....wo nhi janta ki wo kya kar raha hai....use sambhaal lo....kahi wo kuch anarth......uuummmmm....

Rajni bol hi rahi thi thi ki maine uske hontho ko apne hontho se dawa diya......

Main(beech me)- uuummmhhh..,..wo mera kaam hai...samjho sambhaal liya....filhaal main khushi baantna chahta hu....dekhe ki tumhare andar aaj bhi wo garmi hai ki nhi....jo mujhe khush kar sake....uuuummmm....uuuummmm..

Rajni- uuuummmmmhhhh....agar aisa hai to dekh lo........

Ye bol kar rajni joor se mere hontho ko choosne lagi.....aur ek-dusre ko chhomte-choomte hum dono kuch hi der me nange ho gaye....

Fir rajni ne mujhe sofe par baithaya aur mere lund par apni gaand ghis kar mujhe garam karne lagi.....

Rajni- uuummm....tumhe garmi mahsoot hui ya nhi.....

Main- hui...par itni garmi se mera kya hoga....abhi to lund bhi theek se nhi khada ho paya....

Rajni- wo mujh par chhod do....bas aaj aise chodna ki jishm ke sath-sath dil ka dard bhi khatm ho jaaye.....

Main- main vaada karta hu.....is chudaai ke baad tumhara jishm aur dil....dono hi khushi se khil jayge......

Itna sunte hi rajni puri tarah lund par baith gai aur gardan piche jhuka kar mujhe choomne lagi....aut maine bhi uske doodh dawate huye uske honth choosna suru kar diya......

Rajni- uuuummmmhhh.....ab kaisa lag raha hai...garmi badi na....

Main- bad rahi hai....par itna kafi nhi...aaauuummmm...uuummmm....

Rajni- uuuummmm...uuuummmmhhh....maine kaha na....wo mujh par chhod do.....aaj tum par garmi ka qahar tootne wala hai....

Main- is tarah ka qahar mujhe pasand hai....aane do....uuummmmm...uuummmm...

Aur fir main joor se rajni ke doodh masalte huye use choomne laga....aur rajni bhi pure josh me apno gaand mere lund par ghiste huye mere hoth choosne lagi.....

Fir kuch der baad rajni ne mujhe roka aur palat kar neeche sarak gai....aur baith kar mere lund par apni jeebh firane lagi.....

Rajni- ssssrrrrrrrrruuuuuuupppppppp.....aahh....ab garmi ka qahar suru....sssrrruuuuuupppppppp.......

Main- aaahh....hmm...tujh me aaj bhi garmi to hai....

Rajni- sssssrrrruuuuupppp...sssrrruuupppp.....aaahh....aage dekho....tab bolna...sssrrruuuuppppp.....

Main- oh yes...aise hi....aaahh...haa....tum kaha se aa gai.....

Main masti me apna lund chuswa hi raha tha ki achanak se meri najar saamne khadi raksha par padi....aur main choylunk gaya....

Wahi meri baat sun kar rajni ne palat kar dekha...aur raksha ko dekhte hi wo ghabra kar apne nange jishm ko haatho se chhipane lagi...

Aur humari haalat dekh kar raksha khadi-khadi muskurane lagi.......

Rajni(ghabra kar)- raksha...tu..tu andar kaise aai...

Raksha- gate se aur kya....

Rajni- to kya gate.....

Raksha(muskura kar)- hmm..aap saayad masti me gate ko bhool hi gai.....wo khula hi rah gaya.....waise theek hi hua....warna main aapka ye roop kaise dekh pati...

Rajni(najren jhuka kar)- sorry beta...wo main...

Raksha(beech me)- rahne do...aapko bolne ki koi jaroorat nhi.....main sab samjhti hu....kyo bhaiya...sahi kaha na...

Main- hmm..pahle gate band kar...aur ye bata ki tu aa kaise gai...tu to saheli ke paas thi na....

Raksha(gate band kar ke)- usi ke paas thi...par aapka call aaya to turant aa gai...mujhe laga aapko meri jaroorat ho saayad....par aap to...(hasne lagi)

Main- ab hasna band kar.....aur aaja...ise tumhari jaroorat hai.....

Ye bol kar maine apne lund par hath fira diya...aur raksha muskura kar apne kapde nikalne lagi....

Aur hum dono ki harqate dekh kar rajni ki aankhe badi ho gai...

Main(rajni se)- ab tum bhi apna jishm chhipana band karo...aur mil kar maza lo....

Rajni(chounk kar)- par wo...wo meri beti jaisi.....

Main(beech me)- to kya...wo to apni sagi maa ke sath bhi chud chuki hai....aur fir jab dono ko chudna hi hai...to sharm kaisi...chalo aao....

Meri baaten sun kar rajni ek-tak raksha ko dekhne lagi...aur raksha bhi puri nangi ho jar rajni ke saamne apne jishm ki numaish karne lagi.....

Main- ab ye sab chhodo...aur yaha aa maza do.....aaj dono ko joordaar thokuga....

Itna sunte hi raksha mere paas aai aur lund sahlane lagi....aur mere isaare par rajni bhi sharm chhod kar raksha ke sath mere lund ko pyaar karne lagi......



SAHAR SE BAAHAR..........

Raat hone ki thi..dheere-dheere andhere ki chaadar ujaale ko apne daaman me samet rahi thi.....

Aur damini ka pura pariwar ankit ke kahne oar ek mini bus me baitha hua sahar se door nikal aaya tha.....

Bus me baithe har saksh ke chehre oar paresaani thi....aur wo isliye..ki aakhir unhe jaldbaji me apna ghar chhod kar kyo jana pad raha hai.....

Par inme se ek saksh aisa tha...jiski paresaani ki wajah kuch aur thi....wo thi sonam....

Sonam baar-baar mobile par msg type karti aur fir use mita deti...fir wo sabki taraf dekhti...fir aankhe band kar ke kuch sochti...aur fir msg type karti...

Sonam kafi der se ye sab kar rahi thi...par abhi tak usne msg send nhi kiya tha....aur aise hi agle 20 minute nikal gaye....

Sonam(man me)- bas...ab aur nhi.....yahi sahi mouka hai.....

Aur is baar sonam ne msg type kar ke send kar diya...

Msg- ""hum 10 minute me ghaati par pahuch jayge.....der mat karna....""

Aur msg karne ke turant baad hi sonam ne kisi ko call kiya.....aur call receive hote hi cut kar diya.....

Sonam(man me)- hey bhagwan....ab aage teri marji....sambhaal lena......koi gadbad na ho jaaye.....

Sonam bhagwan se accha hone ki prarthna kar hi rahi thi ki achanak bus ke tayer fatne ki aawaaj aai aur bus slip ho kar bahakne lagi....

Bas ke jhoomte hi andar baithe saare logo ki cheekhe nikal gai....aur driver puri siddat se bas ko sambhalne me lag gaya.....

Damini(chilla kar)- ye kya tha.....bus roko....aahh..aaaraam sssee.....

Dami bolti hui khadi hi hui thi ki achanak bus ka break laga aur wo jhatke se aage wali sheet par takra gai....

Par usi jhake ke sath bus ruk gai aur sabki jaan me jaan aai....

Lekin tabhi 2 cars aa kar bus ke paas ruki aur unme se gun ke sath kuch aadmi nikal kar bus me aa gaye...jisse ek baar fir sabki jaan halak me aa gai...

Aadmi- koi bhi hoshiyari nhi....aur tum dono( lankit ke aadmi)....tum dono sabse pahle niklo...aur apni gun ko hath lagane ki bewakoofi bhi mat karna...nhi to yaha khoon ki holi suru ho jaygi...samjhe...chalo....gun neeche fek...aur nikal...

Us aadmi ki baat sun kar ankit ke aadmiyon ne chupchap apni gun neeche patki aur sarafat se bus se nikal gaye...

Aadmi- ab tum sab...ek-ek jar ke neeche aao...chalo...niklo...

Us aadmi ki guse bhari aawaaz aur uske hatho me gun dekh kar sab ke sab chupchap khade huye aur ek-ek jar ke neeche jama ho gaye.....

Aadmi(phon par)- sir...sab sahi hai....saare humare saamne hai.....ab aap bolo...yahi kare ya kahi aur......

Saamne- kahi jane me time waste nhi karna.....yahi nipta do...aur haa...koi bhi bach na paaye.....aur ab kaam hone par hi mujge call karna....disturb mat karna...samjha....

Aadmi- ok sir.....

Aur fir us aadmi ne call cut kar ke apne saathiyon ko isara kiya....aur sabne damini ke pariwar par guns taan li....

Sonam(ghabra kar)- ye kya kar rahe ho.....mujhe to jane do...

Aadmi(muskura kar)- tumhe aisa docha bhi kaise......

Sonam- kya matlab....humari baat hui thi....tum apne boss se puch lo....

Aadmi- main janta hu ki tumhari kya baat hui thi...par ye boss ka hi hukum hai.....hum tumhe bhi nhi chhodege.....aur haa...wo paise bhi hum le kar jayge...chalo ab saare uperwale ko yaad kar lo...

Damini- marna hai to maar de....par ek minute ke liye ruk ja....main jara is dagabaaj se to baat kar lu.....jise maine apni beti ki tarah mana....aaj usi ne hume daga diya....

Sonam- aunty....aap jo soch rahi hai wo....

Damini(beech me)- chup kar.....itna sunne ke baad bhi main nhi samjh sakti ki tune kya kiya..haa..bewakoof samjha hai kya mujhe...haa...saali dagabaaj....

Sonam- nhi aunty....main dagabaaj nhi hu...asal me...

Aadmi(beech me)- chup ho jao....ab baki ki bahas uper ja kar karna...chalo...uda do sabko....

Sonam- sahi kaha...ab baki ki baaten uper hi karna....

Aadmi- kya bola saallllllllll....aah.....

Aur tabhi ek goli us aadmi ka gala cheer gai...aur wo jameen par ja gira.....aur isse pahle ki uske sathi kuch kar paate...achanak se ek sath kuch goliya aai aur un sabko cheer kar nikal gai...

Aur dekhte hi dekhte wo sab aadmi laash ban kar jameen par pade the....sirf ek ko chhod kar....jise pahle goli lagi thi....

Aadmi(karahta hua)- aaaahhh...kkk..koun...koun hai......

Raftaar(aata hua)- naam hai raftaar.....aur kaam bhi....hahaha.....teri to...

Aur raftaar ne paas aa kar us aadmi ko ek joordaar laat maari....

Aur dekhte hi dekhte raftaar ke baki sathi bhi waha aa gaye....

Raftaar- bahut khoob sonam....tumne bahut himmat dikhai....

Sonam- wo chhodo...aap late kaise ho gaye....hume kuch ho jata to...

Raftaar- hum late nhi the....yahi the...bas iska call khatm hone ka intzaar kar rahe the....hum chahte the ki iska boss wahi sune..jo wo chahta hai....bas fir...waise thodi late to hua....kya karu...policewala hu na....aadat se majboor....sorry....

Sonam(ghoor kar)- aapki sorry ke chakkar me humari jaan chali jati....

Damini- sonam....ye sab kya hai....koi mujhe bhi samjhayga kuch...

Raftaar- ha..jaroor....par pahle kaam khatm kar lete hai....chalo...is bgadwe ko ythao jara....kahi mar na jaaye....

Raftaar ka order milte hi uske aadmiyon ne us ghayal aadmi ko khada kar diya...aur uske ghaav ko kapde se dawa liya....

Raftaar- sonam...tum sab ja kar cars me baith jao....wo waha hai...main aata hu....jao....

Aur fir damini aur baki sab cars ki taraf chal padte hai...aur yaha raftaar us aadmi ko check karne lagta hai.....

Raftaar- pahle iska ilaaj karo....fir isse puchte hai ki ye aage karne kya wala tha....sala.....

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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR..........

Shraabi aur anu ek sath ek room me baithe huye coffy ki chuskiya maar rahe the....

Anu- ek baat puchu....

Shraabi- abhi bhi kuch baki rah gaya hai...

Anu- hmm....abhi to bahut kuch baki hai...

Shraabi(chuski maar kar)- theek hai...bolo kya baat hai....

Anu- aap ye sab kyo kar rahe ho.....

Shraabi- ye sawaal agar main tumse karu to....kya tum jawaab dogi....

Anu- nhi...kyoki meri kuch majboori hai...par aap to majboor nhi....

Shraabi- bilkul nhi...aur thoda sa majboor hu bhi....

Anu- accha...to pahle apni majboori hi bata dijiye.....

Shraabi- majboori hai wo khajana....aur khajane ka rakshak....samjhi...

Anu- to kya aap bhi khajane ki laalach me hai...

Sharaabi(muskura kar)- kya tum nhi ho....

Anu- pata nhi..par mere liye pahle mera pariwar hai...uske baad ye khajana....

Sharaabi- par mere liye pahle khajana hai...kyoki pariwar ki to...khair....tum bataogi ki tum ye sab kiske kahne par kar rahi ho....

Anu- ye to aap jaan hi chuke hai ki main yaha kiski marji se aai thi....par uska sath dene ki wajah koi aur hai....

Shraabi- wahi to maine pucha....wo wajah...kya hai wo.....

Anu- maaf karna....par wo main aapko nhi bata sakti....filhaal to bilkul nhi.....

Shraabi- theek hai...par mujhe yakeen hai ki tum jald hi wo wajah batane ko majboor ho jaogi....

Anu- accha....kaash aisa ho....dekhte hai...par aap to batao....kya aap sach me sirf khajane ki laalach me itna sab kar rahe hai.....

Shraabi- maine kaha na...khajane se jyada mujhe us khajane ke rakshak ki fikr hai....

Anu- to kya aap jante ho ki wo rakshak koun hai....

Sharabi- saayad haa...

Anu- haa ya na....isme saayad sabd theek nhi lagta....

Shraabi(muskura kar)- tum sahi ho....ab saayad ki koi gunjaish nhi....par fir bhi...filhaal ise saayad hi rahne do....par haa...jaldi hi main tumhe bina saayad ke jawaab duga....

Anu- hmm...accha hoga ki aisa jaldi hi ho jaaye...nhi to fir aapko pachhtawa hoga.....

Sharaabi- meri fikr chhodo....sabse pahle apni socho.....socho ki tum kya kar rahi ho....tum us khajane ke liye itna gir gai ki ye ghatiya kaam karne ke liye maan gai...haa..mujhe to yakeen hi nhi hota ki...

Anu(beech me)- yakeen....ye sabd bolne me jitna chhota hai....asal me usse lakh guna bada matlab rakhta hai...hai na....

Sharaabi- tum kahna kya chahti ho....

Anu- kuch khas nhi...main bas ye bol rahi thi ki yakeen sabd ke alag-alag logo ke liye alag-alag maayne ho sakte hai....jaise ki mere liye kuch..aur aapke liye kuch aur....

Sharaabi- accha....hmm..ho sakta hai....par hum kusi ek sabd ke bharoshe to nhi chal sakte na.....hume apni soch aur apne usoolon par aage badna hota hai....hum ye khud tay karte hai ki hume kus raste par chalna hai...aur kya kaam karna hai....hai ki nhi....

Anu- saayad aap sahi ho....par kabhi-kabhi jindagi apne raste khud chun leti hai....aur hume majboor ho kar usi raste par chalna hota hai.....bhale hi us raste par humse ghatiya kaam hi kyo na karaaye jaaye....hai na....

Sharaabi- anu...tum ek acchi aur samjhdaar ladki ho...bas isliye main nhi chahta ki tum kuch bura karo....abhi bhi waqt hai.....tum batao to ki tumhe koun si majboori hai....saayad main tumhari help kar saku,....haa...

Anu(udaas ho kar)- nhi....main kuch nhi bol sakti....mujhe mere haal par chhod do...pata nhi kab....par ek din saauad aisa aauga...jab main aapse najren mila kar saari baat bol sakoogi...bas usi din ka intzaar hai....tab tak mujhe wahi karna hoga....jo wo chahta hai.....

Sharaabi- agar tumne soch hi liya hai to kya bolu....theek hai...jo tum chaho karo....par yaad rakhna.....dusron ko khysh karne ke chakkar me apni aatma ko ghaayal mat kar lena....

Anu- aatma....wo to kab ki ghaayal ho chuki...aur toot kar bikhar bhi gai....ab to bas....

Tabhi room ka gate khula aur ek aadmi andar aa gaya....

Aadmi- sorry sir...par aapne bola tha ki S ke aate hi aapko khabar di jaaye....

Sharaabi- hmm....uske sath bhi koi hai....

Aadmi- ji sir....ek aourat hai....

Sharaabi- ok...unhe bhej do....

Anu(aadmi ke jate hi)- hmm....mere jane ka waqt ho gaya.....

Sharaabi- haa...par jane se pahle dowara bolta hu...ho sake to bapis aa jao....tum ek baar apni paresaani to bolo....fir dekhna...sab theek ho jayga....

Anu(khadi ho kar)- kya pata....dekhte hai...filhaal to mujhe aage badna hi hoga....chaliye....ho saka to fir milugi....bye....

Sharabi(gusse se)- to jao....aur maro.....tum jaisi ladki ko aur kya samjhau....haat...go to hell...

Anu(palat kar)- main janti hu ki aap mujhse gussa hai....theek hai...aaj aap sahi hai.....par main us din ka besabri se intzaar karoogi...jis din aapko mujh par naaj hoga......

Ye bol kar anu apna muh latka kar chali gai.....aur shraabi apnela gussa sambhalne laga.....

Thodi der baad room ka gate fir se khula...aur najam andar aa gai....

Aur jaise hi najam ne sharaabi ko dekha to wo buri tarah se chounk gai.....

Najam- tum...mmm..mera matlab....aap...aap ho....

Sharaabi- haa...main hi hu sharaabi.....waise tum koun ho.....

Najam(man me)- ab samjh me aaya....ankit ne kyo bola tha ki mujhe yaha ek saamdaar surprize milega....jise dekh kar main khush ho jaugi.....

Sharaabi- tumhara sathi gaya....

Najam- huh..haa..wo ladki ko le kar chala gaya....

Sharaabi- hmm..ab tum kya wahi khadi rahogi....ya fir yaha aaogi.....waise tum ho koun...kya hum pahle mile hai...

Najam(muskura kar)- batati hu...waise bhi humare paad waqt hi waqt hai....

Sharaabi- waqt....bas isi ki to kami hai..khair....tum thoda aaraam karo....main abhi aaya....(ye bol kar sharabi room se nikal gaya)

Najam(shraabi ke jate hi)- wah ankit....maan gai tujhe....tu sach me kamaal hai....dushmano ko maarta bhi hai...to bade pyaar se....uuummmmhh...jaldi hi tera ahsaan chukaugi.....

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HOTEL DILKAS ME........

Yaha room me DJ apni jaan ke sath ishq farma raha tha....aur tabhi uska phon bajne laga.....

(Call Par)

DJ - ha....kaam pura ho gaya....

Aadmi- ha sir....humne sabko maar kar bus ke sath jala diya....

DJ - tu vedio bana kar nhi bheja....

Aadmi- bheja hai sir....saayad aapne dekha nhi...

DJ - ruk.......

Aur DJ apni jaan ke sath jalti hui bus ka vedio dekhne laga......

DJ - ab to khush hai meri jaan.....mere bhai ko fasane wali ke pure pariwar ko jala dala....

Aourat- hmm..bahut khush....(man me)- par wo sirf tumhare bhai ko fasane wali nhi thi.....uski wajah se tumhari jaan ki bhi chudaai ho gai thi....par afsoos ki ye baat main tumhe nhi bol sakti.....sorry jaan....

DJ (call par)- hmm..mast kaam kiya....accha...wo mere paise...unka kya.....

Aadmi- wo humare paas hai....par ek problem ho gai....

DJ - problem...ab kya hua....

Aadmi- sir...hume yaha kuch logo ne dekh liya hai....aur hume dekhte hi unhone kisi ko call bhi kar diya.....

DJ(gusse se) - to use maara kyo nhi...use bhi thok dalta....

Aadmi- sir wo car se the.....door se hume bus jalate dekh liya...aur call karne lage....aur hum jab tak paas jate...wo nikal gaye....

DJ(paresaan ho kar)- pakka police ko bola hoga....tum log niklo waha se....abhi....

Aadmi- ji sir....sir main soch raha tha ki hum kuch din ke liye underground ho jate hai....to koi khatra hi nhi rahega...nhi to kahi humari wajah se aap...

DJ (gusse se)- abe chup.....mujhe fasayga....theek hai...sabko le kar sahar se nikal ja....aur kuch hafton tak dikhna bhi mat....main mamla shant hone par batauga...theek hai....

Aadmi- ji sir...thank you....

DJ(call cut kar ke)- sala ek jaam theek se nhi hota.....

Aourat- gussa mat karo....wo bharoshe ke aadmi hai......

DJ- janta hu...lekin police ke hath lag gaye to muh khol dege....

Aourat- nhi lagege....unhe chhipne ka bol diya na....ab tention mat lo...waise bhi jab tak police action me aaygi...tab tak hum saayad is dekh me hi na rahe...haa...

DJ- hmm..wo to hai.....isliye bola...ye kaam jaldi niptao....

Aourat- bilkul....aaj us ladki ko bhej do....fir samjho kaam khatm....

DJ - hmm..tum niklo....main oarul ke sath bhijwa duga..waise bhi alka ka itni der tak sona accha nhi.....

Aourat(muskura kar)- janti hu....ok...main chalti hu....use time se bhej dena...uuummmhhh...

Aur wo aourat DJ ki kiss kar ke nikal jati hai....aur tabhi DJ mantri ko call kar ke damini ke pariwar ki saari baat bata deta hai....

DI(call cut kar ke)- bas ab wo anu aa jaaye.....fir hoga asli kaam suru......

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SANJU KE GHAR ME..........

Yaha is waqt chudaai ka ghamashaan macha hua tha.....

Ek taraf main rajni ko taboe par litaaye uski gaand maar raha tha aur wahi raksha apni choot khol kar rajni ke muh par baithi hui gaand hila rahi thi....

Raksha- aaahhh..bhaiya....faad do inki....joor se....uuummmm...kitni garam hai badi mummy....aaahhh....

Main- aur tu..tu kya kam garam hai....

Rajni(raksha ko uper kar ke)- uuummhh..aaahh...sahi kaha...iski garmi to mujhe bhi piche chhod gai....

Raksha(has kar)- aapko jalan ho rahi hai kya....

Rajni- aaahhh...ankit....mera fir se....aaahh....

Aur rajni cheekhti hui jhadne lagi.....aur maine turant raksha ko rajni ke upar ulta litaya aur uski gaand marni suru kar kar di...

Raksha- aaaahhhhh....joor se maro bhaiya.....aaahh..bahit machal rahi hai......aaahh..ahhhh.....

Rajni- ha ankit....iski chhoti gaand maar-maar kar mujhse bhi badi kar do....

Raksha- aaahhhhh...ha bhaiya...joor se....

Fir main raksha ki gaand marne laga aur waha rajni aur raksha ek dusre ke honth choosne lagi...

Thodi der ki gaand chudaai ke baad main jhadne ko aaya to maine dono ko baju me lita kar unke uper lundras ki pichkari maar di.....

Raksha- uuummmm...maza aa gaya....kyo badi mummy.....

Rajni- ha beti....ankit ke sath to hamesha se maza milta tha...par aaj tere sath maza dugna ho gaya....

Ki tabhi gate par knock hui....jise sun kar rajni aur raksha chounk kar baith gaye...

Main- aise kya chounk rahi ho...pucho koun hai....

Rajni- haa..... koun hai.....

Megha(bahar se)- main hu bhabhi...megha....

Main(dheere se)- pucho akeli hai ki koi sath me hai....

Rajni- aur sath me koun hai....

Megha- sath me....koi bhi nhi bhabhi....main akeli hu....

Main- hmm..ab jao....kholo gate....

Rajni- par aise....kapde to....

Main(beech me)- aise hi....jao...

Aur fir main raksha ke sath sofe par baith gaya......aur rajni ne ja kar gate khol diya....aur jaise hi megha andar aai to uski najar mujh par padi...

Megha(hume dekhte hi)- ankit....raksha....tum dono...is haalat me....aur bhabhi...uuuhh...bhabhi aap bhi....

Main- rajni aunty...gate lagao aur yaha aao....

Meri baat sun kar rajni gate laga kar mere dusre baaju me baith gai....

Megha(hairani se)- bhabhi....iska matlab aap sab....

Main(beech me)- haa...tum jo soch rahi ho...wahi ho raha hai...ab tum kapde khud se nikalogi ya fir tumhari beti se kahu...ya bhabhi se....ki tumhe nanga kare...haa...

Megha- par ankit....

Main(joor se)- nikalo....abhi....

Meri tej aawaaz sun kar megha chupchap kapde nikaal kar nangi ho gai...aur mere isaare par saamne aa kar baith gai....

Main- hmm...ab pura sach saamne hai....oh haa..kisi ne mujhse kaha tha ki insaan ka namga jishm hi uski asli pahchan hai...kyoki wo nanga hi aata hai aur nanga hi jata hai...par saayad wo bhiol gaya tha ki is jushm me dil aur dimaag bhi hota hai....jo sach ko chhupane ke kabil hai....hai na megha....

Megha(hairani se)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....main kuch samjhi nhi....

Main- ab tumhe kaise samjhau....umm..bas ek naam...saayad usse kuch samjh jao....munni....ye naam to tumne kai baar suna hoga na.....

Mere muh se munni sunte hi megha chounk kar mujhe dekhne lagi....aur sath me rajni aur raksha bhi hairani se mujhe dekhne lagi....

Main- kya hua....kuch yaad nhi...ya fir...

Megha(khadi ho jar)- main abhi aai....

Itna bol kar megha apne room me chali gai aur rajni mujhe sawaliya najron se dekhne lagi...sath me raksha bhi....

Main- tum dono abhi chup hi rahna....samjhi.....

Thodi der baad megha room se bapis aai aur mere saamne khade ho kar ek kaagaj mujhe pakda diya.....

Main- ye kya hai.....

Megha- meri maa ne bola tha ki jab koi apja ke gharwalon me se aa kar tumhe munni bole....tab use ye panna(page) de dena.....is se jyada mujge kuch bhi pata nhi....

Rajni- ankit...ye sab...

Main(beech me)- maine bola tha na....chup hi raho.....

Mehgha- mere paas tumhare liye sirf itna hi hai.....

Main- hmm..waise ye baal saaf rakha karo...mujhe pasand nhi....

Megha- hmm....kya wo jinda hai.....

Main- haa....

Megha- aur chunni.....

Main- wo dono safe hai....mere sath hi samjho.....

Megha- thank you....tumhe nhi pata ki tumne mujh par kitna bada ahsaan kiya hai....thank you ankit....

Main- iski jaroorat nhi....wo meri maa ki maa jaisi thi.....to unko bacha kar maine koi ahsaan nhi kiya....waise is kaagaj ke tukde me hai kya....

Megha- pata nhi....main ise khola hi nhi....tum khud hi dekh lo....

Asal me kaagaj ko fold kar ke use gum se chipkaya gaya tha...taki usme jo bhi likh ho....wo koi aur na pad sake....

Main- theek hai...tum baitho....main dekhta hu....

Fir maine chipke huye hisse ko faad kar alag kiya aur pura page khol kar dekhne laga.....

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MUJHE YAKEEN THA....KI EK DIN TUM JAROOR AAOGE.......

JAMEEN AUR AASHMA KO......MERE PICHE KHADA PAOGE........

GOUR SE DEKHOGE MUJHKO....TO PAKKA CHOUNK JAOGE.......

YE HO HI NAHI SAKTA....AISA ANDAZA LAGAOGE.......

KAAT KE MUJHKO APNE HATHO SE....JAB PAHLE JAISA BANAOGE.....
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Main(man me)- iska matlab kya hai.......mujhe to kuch palle nhi padh raha....lagta hai ki...

Tabhi mera phon bajne laga.....

Main(call par)- haa....abhi....ohk...main bas nikalta hu.....ha...bilkul....waise mere paas bhi kuch hai...saayad hum kareeb hai....ok..bye....

Maine call cut ki aur kapde pahanne laga....

Megha- tum ja rahe ho...

Main- haa...jana hoga...aur tum tention mat lo...jald hi wo dono tumhare sath hoge....

Megha- haa.....par mere kapde kyo nikalwaye.....

Main(muskura kar)- taki hamaam me saare nange rahe....haha....wo chhodo....abhi mujhe jana hoga...baad me milta hu.....

Rajni- kya koi mujhe batayga ki ye sab tha kya.....

Main- megha....aunty ko samjha dena...ok...chalo chalta hu...

Aur main waha se nikal aaya....aur car me aate huye usi khat ke baare me sochta raha.....

Main- kya hai ye....koi paheli...koi suraag....koi jagah....kya ye khajane ka rasta hai...ya fir uske rakshak ka pata.....hmm.....pata nhi....jawaab batane wale khat ka jawaab kaise milega....???????

Yaha main apne sawaalon me uljha hua tha...aur mujhse door mera koi apna...meri mout ka intzaam kar raha tha......

"" AAJ KI RAAT.......AAKHIRI RAAT ""


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Main aur anu chudaai karne ke baad ek-dusre ki baahon me pade the.....

Tabhi anu ne injection wala hath ghumaya aur mujhe garden me dard hua.....

Main- aaaahhhhh....anu....ye...ye kya.....aaahhh.....

Anu- good bye.....

Aur ye bol kar anu ne injection ka liquid meri gardan me utaar diya....aur meri aankhe fati ki fati rah gai.......

Main- annnuuu......aaaaaaaaaa....aaaaaaahh......

Main anu ko dekh sakta tha....par kuch kar nhi sakta tha....aur isliye main apni aankho se hi anu se sawaal kar raha tha......

AAKHIR KYO........??????

Ab Aage........

ANKIT KE GHAR.......

Jaise hi meri cheekh nikli to sath me me anu bhi joor se cheekh uthi......

Anu- naaaaahhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......aa..aahh..aaaaaa...aahh...

Parul- kya hua anu....tum cheekhi kyo....

Anu ki cheekh sun kar parul kichen se bhaag kar anu ke paas aai aur use hairani se dekhne lagi....

Wahi parul ko saamne dekh kar anu ko ahsaah hua ki wo ek sapna dekh rahi thi....

Asal me to wo hall me hi baithi thi....aur khuli aankho se hi sapna dekh rahi thi....

Parul(anu ko hila kar)- bol na....kya hua....tu cheekhi kyo...

Anu- main..main wo....wo maine kuch dekh....to main...

Parul(beech me)- kya....jaagte huye sapna dekh liya...tu bhi na....waise kya dekha....

Anu- wo...wo kuch yaad nhi....bas itna yaad hai ki bada bhayanak sapna tha....bahut hi bhayanak......

Parul- ohh...koi baat nhi...tu ja kar muh dho le....tab tak main coffy lati hu....yaad hai na...tujhe aaj raat khas kaam karna hai....

Anu(parul ko dekh kar)- hmm...main acche se janti hu ki mujhe kya karna hai....

Ye bol kar anu bathroom me nikal gai aur parul mobile par msg karte huye kichen me nikal gai.....

Anu(muh dhote huye)- ye mujhe kya ho raha hai....mera dil mera sath kyo nhi de raha...kyo mujhe aise khyaal aa rahe hai jo muujhe dil me chubh rahe hai....

Ankit ko marne ke khyaal se hi mera dil ghabra gaya hai.....to kya main use sach me.....kya main aisa kar sakti hu.....

Main...main kya karu....mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa raha.....nhi...mujhe ye karna hai....karna hi hai...karna hi hoga...haa..main karugi...karoogi...jaroor karoogi...

Kyoki agar maine ye nhi kiya....to saari mehnat barbaad ho jaygi....aur saayad main apna sab kuch kho dugi.....

Anu(aaine me dekh kar)- Hmm...main taiyaar hu...anu...tum taiyaar ho....ab jao aur wo karo jo tum karne aai thi....jaao....

Ye bol kar anu bahar aai...jaha parul coffy liye usi ka intzaar kar rahi thi....

Parul- ab theek ho...ye lo...coffy pi kar fresh ho jao....

Anu(cup le kar)- ankit kya kar raha hai.....

Parul- abhi coffy de kar aai hu....coffy hi pi rahe hai....waise tum kiska intzaar kar rahi ho...jao...kaam suru karo.....

Anu- hmm...bas ja hi rahi hu...aaj raat mujhe sab khatm karna hai....

Parul- hmm..good luck....tum apne kaam par niklo....main apna dekhti hu....

Anu- kya....matlab tujhe bhi kuch kaam mila hai....

Parul- aur nhi to kya....iska ant to mere hi hath se hoga.....ab jaldi se coffy khatm karo aur suru ho jao.....

Thodi der baad coffy khatm kar ke anu mere room me aa gai....par us waqt main bathroom me tha....isliye anu bed par baith kar mera intzaar karne lagi.....

Anu(apna hand beg dekh kar)- pata nhi ye sahi hai ya galat.....huh....

Ye bol kar anu beg ko bed ke side table par rakha aur aankhe bad kar ke let gai.....aur uski aakh tab khuli...jab main bathroom se bahar nikla.....

Mujhe dekhte hi anu chounk kar baith gai aur use dekh kar main muskura diya.....

Main- to....koun si jaroori baat tumhe mere paas kheech laai....

Anu- kuch khas hi hai....nhi to saayad main is waqt yaha na hoti....

Main- ohh...itni khaas baat hai ki madam ko yaha tak aane ka kast karna padha.....

Anu- aap aisa kyo bol rahe hai...kya aapse milne me mujge kast hoga....

Main(aage aa kar)- saayad....kyoki agar aisa nhi hota to tum mujhse door kyo rahti...pahle hi aa jati...hai na.....

Anu(najren jhuka jar)- kuch kaam apne hisaab se hote hai...hum kuch nhi kar sakte.....

Main- hmm...baat to sahi hai....par hum itna to kar hi sakte ki us kaam ko samjh sake......

Anu(hairani se)- kya matlab.....

Main- hmm...matlab chhodo.....pahle mujhe dekhne to do...ki ye wahi ladki hai..jisne mere dil me dastak di thi.....

Anu(sharma kar)- to pahle dekh hi lo.....baaten baad me bhi ho sakti hai....

Main- sahi kaha....

Aur ye bol kar main aage ko hua aur apna chehra anu ke chehre ke kareeb le gaya.....

Main- wow....aaj bhi is chehre ki kasis mujhe paagal bana deti hai....dil karta hai ki abhi apni baahon me jakad kar is rasbhare jishm ko choos dalu....ab mujhe aur intzaar nhi hota.....

Anu(sharma kar)- to fir ruk kyo gaye....mujhe bhi ab intzaar nhi hota.....

Anu ki baat sun kar maine uske chehre ko uper kiya...to anu ne apni aankhe band kar li..aur maine halke se apne hontho ko uske hontho par tika diya......

Main- uuuummmmhhh...kitna miss kiya inko....uuummmmm......

Main pyaar se anu ke honth choos raha tha aur anu bas apni aankhe band kiye huye mere pyaar ko mahsoos kar rahi thi...

Par thodi der baad uska pyaar bhi jaag utha aur wo bhi pyaar se mere hontho ko choosne me laga gai....

Anu ko garam hota dekh maine turant usko baahon me kas liya aur choomta hua uske sath hi bed par let gaya.....

Ab hum dono ki speed tej ho chuki thi..dono hi ek-dusre ke hontho ko chhos kar nichhod dena chahte the.....

Humare chumban ki aawaaj bhi ab room me failne lagi thi...aur hum dono garam ho kar ek dusre ke jishm ko apni aagosh me bharne me lage the.....

Yu hi chhoomte huye maine anu ke top ko uper kiya aur bra ke sath hi uske mulayan boobs ko masal diya.....

Boobs masalte hi anu kasmasaai aur mere sir ko apni baahon me gher liya aur betahasa mere hoth chawane lagi....

Aur main yaha anu ke dono boobs ko badi teji se masalne me laga raha.....

Kareeb 10 minute yu hi choomte-chooste huye hum dono ke jishm garam ho chuke the....ab dono me se koi bhi rukne ko taiyaar nhi tha....

Main- uuummmhhhhh...bas meri jaan...ab aur na tadpao.....

Anu- aaahhh....aap hi tadpa rahe hai....ab der mat kijiye....

Main- bilkul nhi....bilkul bhi nhi....

Ye bol kar maine anu ka jeanse khola aur kheech kar nikaal feka.....aur waha anu ne apna top nikaal diya.....

Aur jaise hi anu bra-panty me aai to main us par toot pada aur jhuk kar bra ke sath hi uske boobs ko muh me dawane laga.....

Anu- uuummmm.....ise kyo chhod diya....nikaalo na....

Main- uuummmhh...ha meri jaan....abhi.....ye lo...

Aur maine anu ko kheech kar uthaya aur uski bra khol di...aur anu ne turant apne hatho se use aazaad kar diya.....

Aur jaise hi anu ke nange boobs mere saamne aaye to main pura garam ho gaya aur masti me uske boobs choosne laga....

Anu bas sisakte huye maza le rahi thi aur main boobs choomte huye uski choot ko bhi hath se sahla raha tha......

Is dohre hamle ne anu ko paagal kar diya aur wo jhatpatane lagi....

Anu- aaahhh.....kyo tadpa rahe hai....uuummmm...ab karo na....aaahhh....karo na plz.....

Main anu ki tadap dekh kar khush tha....par mujhe maza bhi bahut aa raha tha....to maine uski panty me hath daal diya aur uski chikni choot ko sahlate huye boobs choosne laga.....

Apni choot par mera hath lagte hi anu machal uthi aur apni jaagho ko aapas me sata kar maza lene lagi....

Main janta tha ki anu garam ho chuki hai....isliye maine teji se choot ragadna suru kiya aur kuch ho der baad anu apni gaand hilate huye mere hath par hi jhadne lagi.....

Anu- aaahhh....aapne ye sahi nhi kiya...meri panty kharab kar di...

Main- uuummhh...tu fikr mat kar.....panty ka pura showroom le aauga...par abhi to ise fekne do....ab iski jaroorat nhi....

Ye bol kar maine anu ki panty nikali aur uski jaaghe khol kar rasbhari choot ka maza lene laga.....

Anu- aaahhhh..ye aap....uuummm..aur kitna tadpayge....aahh..daant nhi..aaauuuccchh....

Main masti me kuch der tak anu ki choot chaatta raha aur jab maine dekha ki wo fir se garam ho rahi hai...to main door ho gaya aur jaldi se apne kapde nikaal feke...

Aur jaise hi main nanga hua to anu ne mujhe kheech kar bed par lita diya aur jhuk kar mera lund sahlane lagi....

Anu- uuummmhh....kitna miss kiya ise.....kaha tha ye....uuummmhhh...

Main- ye to yahi tha...bas tumhare hontho ke intzaar me.....

Anu- aaj koi intzaar nhi...ek-ek pal keemti hai.....aaauuuummmmm....

Aur ye bol kar anu ne apne muh ko khola aur bade pyaar se lund choosne lagi.....

Anu- uuuuummmmmm...uuuuummmm...uuummmmhhh....uuuummmmm...uuummmm...

Main- oh anu....kitne dino baad....aah...finally....tum aa hi gai...

Anu- uuummmm...uuummmm..uuummhhh..ahh...haa...der aai...par durust aaugi....uuumm...uuuummmmm.....

Anu kuch der tak mere lund ko bade pyaar se choosti rahi aur jab main puri tarah taiyaar ho gaya to maine use roka aur lita kar uski choot par lund ragadne laga....

Main- tum taiyaar ho....

Anu- haa....bahut pahle se....ab daal bhi do...

Main- dard hoga.....

Anu- hone do....wo bhi aapka pyaar hoga....ab der mar karo....plz....

Aur anu ki baat sun kar maine bahut sara thook le kar uski choot aur apne lund par ragda aur halke se dhakka maar kar lund ko andar kar diya.....

Anu- aaaauuuummmmmm.....

Main- bas thoda sa aur....

Aur maine dusra dhakka thoda tej mara aur lagbhag pura lund choot me sama gaya.....

Anu- mmmuuummmmyyyyy.......aaaahhhh......aaahh...

Anu dard se jhatpata gai aur bedsheet ko mutthi me jakad kar apna sir yaha-waha ghumane lagi.....

Yaha maine turant teesre dhakke me pura lund jad tak ghusa diya.....aur anu ko dekha to uski aankho se aanshu tapakte dikhe......

Main- jyada dard hua kya.....

Anu- aahhhhhh...bahut....par aap rukna mat.....aaahhhh....

Main(boobs sahla kar)- bas thoda hi hoga....

Aur main boobs sahlate huye halke se lund andar-bahar karne laga....aur anu dard se karahne lagi.....

Kareep 5-6 minute ke dhakko ke baad anu ko kuch raahat mili aur fir usko maza aane laga....

Ab uska dard siski bankar nikal raha tha...aur uski gaand bhi halki-halki machalne lagi thi.....

Anu- aaahhhh.....ab karo....thoda tej....aahhh...

Main- hmm...

Aur maine dhakko ki speed bada di....aur kareeb 10 minute chodne ke baad anu ki choot ek baar fir se pighal kar bah gai....

Aur jaise hi wo jhadi to usne ek raahat ki saans li....kyoki uske jhadte hi uska dard bhi ja chuka tha....

Anu- ab aap meri fikr mat karo.....puri taqat se karo.....

Main- uuummhh....ha meri jaan...ab tu dekh....kitna maza aata hai.....

Aur ye bol kar maine teji se use chodna suru kar diya..aur anu bhi mere dhakko ke sarh taal se taal milane lagi......

Anu- aaaaahhhhhhh....sach me.....aaahhhh.....bahut maza hai...aaahhh...

Main- aisa maza pahle hi mil jata....par tumne hi der kar di....

Anu- aaahhhh.....sach me......oooohhh mummyyy......karte rahiye.....

Main ab puri speed se anu ko chod raha tha aur wo masti me sisakte hute har ek dhakke ka maza le rahi thi....

Aur fir thodi der dhakke khane ke baad anu ka jishm akadne laga aur usne mujge baahon me kas liya....

Aur fir se ek maadak cheekh ke sath anu ne pani baha diya.....par isse uske josh me koi kami nhi aai.....

Anu ne jhadne ke baad mujhe ghuma kar neeche litaya aur khud mere uper aa kar mere hoth choomne lagi....

Anu- uuummm...uuuummm..uuummmhh...aahh.....aapne sach kaha tha....maine der kar di....

Main(sir sahla kar)- to kya hua.....abhi itni bhi der nhi hui hai....sab kuch theek hai......

Anu- pata nhi...par der to ho gai.....uuummmmhhhh...aah....kaash aap jaldi mil jate....

Main- kaash tum pahle maan jati......

Anu- hmm..filhaal baaten nhi....main is waqt ko gawana nhi chahti....

Aur ye bol kar anu seedhi hui aur lund ki sawari karne lagi....

Anu- aaahh.....kitna bada hai ye....uuufff...pet tak jata hai....

Main(muskura kar)- ghabrao mat....pet me kuch aur jayga....ye nhi....

Anu(has kar)- janti hu......par uske liye time nhi....uuffff...ab tak dard uth raha hai....

Main- wo bhi nhi rahega....joor se karo....yess....aise hi....aur tej....

Anu meri baat sun kar puri speed se uchhalte huye chudne lagi....ab uski gaand meri jaaghon par gir kar pure room me taal suna rahi rahi thi...aur anu to apni hi dhun me sisakte huye har ek dhakke ka maza le rahi thi....

Anu ne bade hi kaamuk andaaj me kuch der tak apni choot ko lund ki sawaari karwai aur fir se uski choot ne apne andar ki garmi nikaal feki....

Anu- aaaaahhhhhhh......main to gai....aaaahhh..aahhh....aah...

Anu thak kar mere seene par let gai aur maine use apni baahon me kas kar chodna suru kar diya....

Anu- aaahhh....aap kitna karoge....aaahh....aaahh...

Main- jab tak mera man nhi bharta......yeehhh...yeehhh...

Anu- aaahhh...karte raho....aaaahhh...jitna dil kare....aah....aahh.....bas karte raho....

Anu meri aagosh me sama kar sisakte huye maza lene lagi aur main neeche se dhakke maar kar chudaai ka maza lene laga....

Yu hi baahon me simte huye hum kafi der tak chudaai ke maze me choor rahe aur fir ek cheekh ke sath anu ek baar fir se jhad gai.....

Anu- aaaahhh....aap to nichhod hi doge.....aaahhh...

Main- haa....aaj nhi chhoduga....aaj to tu gai.....

Anu- aaahhh...main bhi nhi chahti.....rukna mat...karte raho.....

Anu ki baad sun kar maine anu ko side me kiya aur kutiya bana kar chodne laga.....

Anu- aaahhh.....aise to aur bhi...aaahh....jyada maza aata hai....

Main- haa....par isme ladki kutiya ki tarah chudti hai....

Anu- to kya.....aaahhh...jaise chahe karo...aaahh..bas maza milna chahiye....

Main- accha...to tum meri kutiya ban kar khush hogi....

Anu- aaahhh....ji....bahut....aaahh....aapke liye ...kuch bhi...aaahhh...aaahhh...

Main(man me)- kaash ye sach hota......par tu to....khair....dekhte hai kab tak....

Anu- aaahhh...joor se karo....aur joor se....aaahhh..mummmy.....itna maza hai ki...aaahhh...karte raho...

Anu ek baar fir se puri tarah garam ho kar chudaai ke rang me rang gai...aur main bhi puri khunnash ke sath use chodne me lag gaya.....

Anu- aaaahhhhh.......kaash ye pahle hi ho jata....aaahhh.....

Main- sahi kaha...kaash ye raat pahle hi aa jati....

Anu- aahhhh...koi baat nhi.....is raat ko itna khas bana dugi...aahhh...ki bhool nhi paoge.....

Main(man me)- aur main teri jindagi ki har raat aisi banauga ki tu marte dam tak mujhe nhi bhoolegi......

Anu- aaaaahhh..kya hua.....thak gaye kya.....

Main- are haatt..hum thakte nhi...thakaate hai....ye dekh....

Aur main pure gusse me kuch der tak anu ko chod-chod kar ek baar fir se jhada diya....

Anu(past ho kar)- aaaahhhh...ruko....aaahhh......mujhe jalan hone lagi......

Main- to main kya karu....mera kaam abhi tak khatm nhi hua....samjhi....

Anu(man me)- aur mera ab tak suru bhi nhi hua......pahle ye khatm kar lu....fir apna kaam suru karugi....

Main- kya hua....so gai kya.....

Anu- bilkul nhi......chalo khatm karte hai....par is baar chudaai main karugi....

Main(muskura kar)- souk se...aaja fir....

Aur ek baar fir se anu mere uper aai aur lund ko choot me le kar madti me gaand hilane lagi....

Main- ohh..to ab madam ko masti sooojh rahi hai...koi nhi...karti raho....jitna der karogi...utna dard hoga......

Anu- aap kyo fikr karte hai.....waise bhi ye raat dard ki raat hone wali hai....

Main- oh ho...itni gahri baat.....kisne bola ye....

Anu- uummmmm....(jhuk kar)- maine.....

Main- ab wajah bhi bata do....

Anu- bataugi...par pahle kaam khatm kar lete hai.....

Aur ye bol kar anu ne mere seene par hath rakhe aur apni gaand ko uper-neeche karne lagi......

Anu- aaahhhhh.....ab kaam khatm hi samjho.....

Main- ohh....itna guroor........

Anu- haa....ab main tabhi rukugi jab kaam khatm hoga......aaahhhh...aaahhh...aaahhh...

Aur anu puri speed se uper-neeche ho jar chudaai ka maza lene lagi....aur ek baar fir uski siskiya room me shor machane lagi.....

Anu- aaahhhhh....ab to aapka kaam khatm....

Main- kosis kar lo....pahle tumhara hi hoga....yeeehhhhhh.......

Aur maine anu ko baaho me kasa aur neeche se dhakke maarna suru kar diya.....

Aur kuch der ke joordaar dhakko ke baad hum dono ek sath jhadne lage....

Anu(kuss kar ke)- uuummm.....ho gaya na.....

Main- uuummaahhh....par tumhare baad......chalo aaraam karo....

Anu- mujhe aise hi rahne do plz....

Aur anu mere seene par sir rakh kar let gai.......



HOTEL DILKAS ME........

DJ is waqt apne room me kuch sochte huye baitha sharaap pi raha tha.....aur sath me baitha ek aadmi apne haath me phon ghuma raha tha....jaise ki kisi call ka besabri se intzaar kar raha ho......

DJ - kya hua be...ab tak nhi aaya.....

Aadmi- nhi boss...kya main call karu....

DJ - nhi....tu bahar ja kar call ka intzaar kar....mujhe kuch kaam hai.....

Aut fir DJ ne apne aadmi ko bahar bhej kar apni jaan ko call lagaya......

(Call Par)

Aourat- ha...kya hua.....wo log aaye kyo nhi.....

DJ - are...nikal chuke hai...thoda ruk...aatr hoge.....

Aourat- hmm..unhe sab samjha to diya hai na......kahi koi...

DJ (beech me)- ab kya tu mujhe bhi samjhaygi.....maine sab set kar diya....tu ye bata ke ghar ke baki logo ka kya hua....koi gadbad to nhi hui na.....

Aourat- bilkul nhi....wo parul to jaroorat se jyada tej hai...usne sabko coffy pila kar gahri need me pahucha diya hai......ab yaha sirf teen log hi jaage hai....main , anu aur wo kameena ankit....

DJ - are meri jaan...tu gussa kyo hoti hai....wo kameena to kuch der me lamba sone wala hai.....to tum bas muskurao....

Aourat- hmm...accha us parul ka intzaam kiya ki nhi.....

DJ - wo bhi ho gaya.....dont worry.....

Aourat- sambhalna use...haa...wo kuch jyada hi tej hai.....use bhanak bhi nhi lagni chahiye....waise use sambhaloge kaise...

DJ- uska boyfriend hai na.....wo kam aayga.....

Aourat- aur wo kaise mana....jara bataoge....

DJ - ha bilkul...use bas itna bola ki aaj parul ki jaan ko khatra ho sakta hai....aur wo taiyaar ho gaya....bada aasaan tha....

Aourat- hmm...theek hai....jab sab khatm ho jaaye to batana....fir main dekhugi ki kaam kaisa hua....

DJ - haa....tum hi to boss ho...aur boss jab tak ok na bole..tab tak humra dil machalta rahega....tum aaraam karo...main call karta hu....acvha wo teri sathi kaha gai....so gai kya...

Aourat- hmm....use bhi coffy pasand aa gai...hehehe....

DJ - hahaha....tu bhi na......

Tabhi DJ ka aadmi gate khol jar andar aaya....par DJ ko baat karta dekh chupchap khada ho gaya.....

DJ - ok jaan...main call karta hu...bye....

Aourat- bye.....

DJ (call cut kar ke)- kya hua.....sab theek to hai na.....

Aadmi- ji boss....wo pahuch gaye....aapke isaare ka intzaar kar rahe hai.....

DJ - hmm...aur wo rony.....wo pahuchs ki nhi....

Aadmi- haa...wo bhi....

DJ- to unse bolo ki anu ke call ka wait karo........aur ho sake to parul ko rony ke sath door bhej do....

Aadmi- ji boss....

Ye bol kar wo aadmi phon par baat karne laga aur DJ fir se sharaab ke ghoont marne laga........



ANKIT KE GHAR..........

Parul ghar ke baahar hi khadi thi ki tabhi 4 aadmi mask laga kar aa gaye.....

Aadmi- sab clear hai n.....

Parul- haa...par thoda jaldi karna.....watchmen aa jayga....badi muskil se bheja hai use.....

Aadmi- to use sambhalna....kyoki time to lagega hi.....

Parul- janti hu....ab jaldi jao.....waise anu ka ready hai ki nhi.....

Aadmi- haa...usi ke call ke baad to andar aaye....tum dhyaan do...aate hai....

Ye bol kar wo chaaro aadmi ghar me ghus gaye...aur unke jate hi rony waha aa gaya....

Parul(chounk kar)- tum yaha.....is waqt....kyo....

Rony- bas aise hi....tumse milne ka man kiya aur aa gaya.....

Parul- par abhi main busy hu.....tum jao...kal milege....

Roby- are yaar...koi apne lover se aise bolta hai...tumne to dil tod diya....

Parul- tum bhi na....chalo ye naatak band karo.....bolo....

Rony- pahle ye to batao ki tum itni raat ko ghar ke baahar kya kar rahi ho....koi ghar me hai kya....

Parul- haa...kaam chalu hai....aaj ankit bhai ke liye badi muskil raat hai....

Rony- to tum mani nhi...tumne unhe....

Parul- ssshhhh....tum....tum dheere nhi bol sakte......kahi koi sun lega to sab kharab ho jayga....

Rony- to yaha se door chalo...aao mere sath.....

Ye bol kar rony ne parul ka hath pakda aur ghar ke baahar khadi car ke paas le gaya.....

Rony- yaha theek hai...1 min ruko....(ye bol kar rony mobile me kuch karne laga....)

Parul - oh ho....theek hai....ab bolo....tum itna kyo bhadakte ho....tumhe main pyaari hu ya ankit bhai....aur ye mobile se khelna band karo....

Rony(type kar ke)- are....kaam kar raha tha....khair....dekho parul...abhi bhi waqt hai....tum chaho to sab theek ho sakta hai....

Parul- main janti hu ki kya theek hai...aur theek karna bhi janti hu....tum us baare me kuch mat bolo....

Rony- matlab tumne kasam hi kha li ki....

Tabhi parul ka phon baja aur usne rony ko rok diya.....

Parul- tum yahi rukna.....main aati hu......(ye bol kar parul bapis ghar ke gate par aa gai.....)

Rony(man me)- tum to nhi manogi....theek hai...tum apni karo...main apni karta hu....

Fir thodi der tak parul phon par hi baaten karti rahi aur fir baat khatm hote hi bapis aa gai.....par rony waha nhi dikha....

Parul(dheere se)- rony....rony...kaha gaya ye.....aur adhera itns hai ki....aaahh....paagal...dara hi diya.....

Roby(has kar)- are nhi re...bas mazaak kiya tha....

Parul- meri jaan nikaal di...kaha gaye the waise....

Rony- dhaar marne yaar....

Parul- ohh.....ok....ab tum jao....ksl milege...

Rony- ok...par agar mujh par bharosha hai to ye batao ki tum log ankit bhai ke sath karne kya wale ho....

Parul- ohk....unko apne bas me karne wale hai....aaj se wo wahi karege jo DJ bolega....bas itna hi...ab koi sawaal nhi...chupchap jao....tumhe meri kasam....

Rony- hmm...

Aur rony waha se nikal gaya aur tabhi parul ka call fir se baj utha.....

( Call Par )

Parul- haa...ab kya hai...wo andar hi hai....

DJ - janta hu.....ab suno....tum abhi ke abhi apne ghar ke piche jao....waha mere aadmi kuch fekege....wo utha lena....

Parul- ok....aur kuch ya rakhu....

DJ - nhi...rakhna nhi hai....call chalu rakhna.....

Parul(chalte huye)- ok....

Aur fir parul ghar ke piche side pahuch kar wait karne lagi.....par waha kuch bhi nhi hua.....

Parul- 5 minute se jyada ho gaye.....kuch nhi feka.....

DJ - bas kuch der aur....time lagta hai.....

Yaha parul ghar ke piche hi thi....aur waha DJ ke aadmi ghar se nikal kar car me pahuch gaye...aur DJ ko msg kar diya.....

DJ(msg padh kar)- ok parul....ab ghar me jao....kaam ho gaya...ab waha rukne ki jaroorat nhi....

Parul(gusse se)- to mujge bulaya kyo....

DJ - are wo to plan- B tha....par plan-A se hi kaam ho gaya......tu ghar me ja.....sab plan ke hisaab se ho chuka.....bye...

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di aur parul gusse se bhanbhanati ghar me aa gai....aur is beech wo aadmi car se nikal gaye......

Parul(car na dekh kar)- ye sab sach me plan ka hissa tha ya fir mujhe bewakoof bsnane ka plan tha.......

Kya DJ mujhse bhi jhooth bolne laga...nhi...lagta to nhi....par us se baat to karni hi hogi.......pata to chale ki aakhir wo mere baare me soch kya raha hai.......????

Wahi ankit ke room me anu kapde pahan kar baithi hui bathroom ke gate par ek-tak lagaaye dekh rahi thi....aur tabhi gate khula...aur ankit baahar aaya.....

Ankit- hmm....to kya khyaal hai....mast dikh raha hu na......

Anu- hmm....badiya hai......bas dhyaan rakhna.....kahi....

Ankit(beech me)- DONT WORRY.....IT'S MY TIME NOW........

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ALOK KE QUATER ME.......

Yaha alok ek mobile me kuch dekh raha tha.....aur kuch dekhte hi usne ek call lagaya....

Alok(call par)- tum log taiyaar raho.....aur dekho....koi bhi bachna nhi chahiye......ok

Saamne- ji sir.....jaisa aapne kaha tha...wahi hoga.....bas kuch der me good news deta hu......

Alok(call cut kar ke)- bahut khoob rony.....bahut khoob........


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Ab Aage......

SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR......

Najam room me intzaar karte huye kafi bechain ho rahi thi...kyoki use intzaar karte huye bahut timr beet chuka tha....par ab tak na hi use koi bulane aaya...aur na hi sharaabi room me aaya....bas 1 noukar uski khatirdaari ke liye room me moujood tha.....

Najam(noukar se)- kya tum unhe mera msg de sakte ho.....

Noukar- sorry madam....hume iski izazat nhi....

Najam- to main aise kab tak baithi rahu...haa...kuch to batao...aur tumhe pata na ho to ja kar apne boss se pucho.....

Sharaabi(gate khol kar)- iski jaroorat nhi.....

Najam(khadi ho kar)- ohh..sorry...main to bas....

Sharaabi(hath dikha kar)- abhi maine tumhe bolne ki permission nhi di.....aage se yaad rakhna.....

Najam- ji...sorry....

Fir sharaabi ke isaare par us noukar ne 2 peg banaye aur bahar chala gaya.....

Sharabi(sofe par baith kar)- aao...ek jaam ho jaaye.....

Najam(sahmi hui)- ji...

Ye bol kar najam sharabi ke saambe sofe par baithi aur fir sharabi ke isaare par jaam se jaam takra kar pina suru kar diya....

Sharabi(peg gatak kar)- aaahhh....ab tumhe permission hai....tum bol sakti ho.....

Najam(ghoot maar kar)- aapne ye naatak kyo kiya.....

Sharaabi- hmm...mujhe laga hi tha ki tumhara pahla sawaal yahi hoga...khair....abhi asli naatak chalu hai.....to iska jawaab baad me duga...ok...aur bolo....

Najam- aap bache kaise.....

Sharaabi(najam ko ghoor kar)- peg banao....

Najam- ji.....

Sharabi- mujhe salmaan ( S ) ne bachaya........tum to use janti hi hogi....

Najam(peg bana kar)- hmm...mil chuki hu....

Sharaabi- waise tumne bhi kosis ki thi....right....

Najam(peg de kar)- haa....aur mujhe us nakaamyaabi ka bahut afsoos hua tha.....par ab main khush hu....par aapne jawaab nhi diya....aap bache kaise....kyoki DJ ke aadmi to aapke piche hi the....

Sharaabi- hmm....asal me mujhe pahle se hi pata tha ki mere sath kya hone wala hai....aur tum sab jo bhi kar rahe the...wo asal me humare hi hisaab se chal raha tha....samjhi....

Najam- nhi...kuch bhi nhi.....

Sharaabi(muskura kar)- hmm....bas ye samjh lo ki ankit ko wo har ek baat pata thi....jo tum logo ne soch rakhi thi....chahe DJ ka akash ko maarna ho...ya tumhara use bachana....ankit sab janta tha.....aur fir wahi hua...jo ankit ne chaha.....ab to samjh gai na.....

Najam- thoda bahut...par aap car se kab nikle...kyoki car to jal kar khaak ho gai thi...mere aadmi ne khud dekha tha....

Sharaabi(has kar)- usne sahi dekha...car to gahri khai me girte hi blast ho gai thi....par usme akash nhi tha....

Najam- ye to main samjh chuki..ki usme aapki jagah koi aur tha....saayad koi dead body....kyoki main acchi tarah se janti hu ki aap aur ankit....dono hi bina matlab kisi ki jaan nhi le sakte.....

Sharabi(ghoot maar kar)- sahi pahchana....dono hi gaddaron ko sudharne ka mouka dete hai....jaise ki tumhe diya....ab ye un par hota hai ki wo mouke ka faayda uthate hai....ya fir se dhokha de kar galat rasta pakad lete hai...

Najam- main aisa nhi karugi...maine ankit ko sab kuch bata diya hai....ab main bhi usi ki taraf hu.....

Sharaabi- par sawaal ye hai ki tum par koi bharosha kare bhi to kaise....kyoki tum sirf dhokebaaj nhi....balki ek kaatil bhi ho......hai na....

Ye bol kar sharabi najam ko ghoor kar dekhne laga aur najam ne saham kar apna chehra jhuka liya.....

Sharaabi- kya hua....sachhai bardaast nhi hui.....

Najam- aisa nhi hai...main manti hu ki mujhse galti hui....par is galti ki wajah kahi na kahi aap hi ho....

Sharaabi(gusse se)- kya bakti hai...maine tujhse kaha tha ki tu ek aourat ko kaid kar ke uski jagah le...ya mere kahne par tune masoomo ki jaan li...ya meri wajah se tune us kameene DJ ki rakhel banna manjoor kiya...aur fir rakhel se randi ban gai...bol...kya maine kaha tha....

Najam(sir jhukaaye huye)- nhi....par ye sab aapki berukhi ki wajah se hua....kam se kam suruwat to wahi se hui...

Sharaabi- kaisi berukhi....kaisi suruwat...are main to tujhe janta tak nhi tha..to main jimmedaar kaise ho gaya....haa.....

Najam- wo...wo main aapke hi college me thi....aur...main aapko pp...pasand karti thi....par...

Sharaabi(beech me)- pasand.....to kya....pasand karti thi to mujhse baat karti...mujhe batati....par aisa to kuch hua hi nhi na....to main jimmedaar kaise....

Ye bol kar sharabi baki ka bacha peg gatak gaya aur joor se glass ko table par rakha...jisse najam dar gai.....

Najam- ss..sorry....par meri himmat nhi hui...aur jab tak...jab tak hoti....wo...wo alka aa gai thi.....

Sharaabi- mana....tera kaha hua ek-ek sabd sach mana.....par isme meri kya galti thi...aur isme tera bura kaise hua.....tu chup rahi...ye teri galti....aur bura main ho gaya...haa.....

Najam- nhi....maine aisa to nhi kaha....par kya karu...dil se majboor hu...dil yahi manta tha ki mere sath galat hua...aur main dil se majboor ho kar galtiyan karne lagi.....

Sharaabi- janta hu...sab janta hu...chalo ab ye batao ki ab tum kya chahti ho...kya abhi bhi ankit ko marna chahti ho....ya fir...

Najam(beech me)- nhi...bilkul nhi....mujhe ankit se koi sikayat nhi rahi....par uski jaan badi musibat me hai.....wo DJ....wo use maar kar hi rahega....

Sharaabi(muskura kar)- tum aisa is liye kah rahi ho...kyoki tum DJ ko bahut acche se janti ho....par abhi tum ankit ko nhi janti....wo kya bala hai....ye to uske apne bhi nhi jante....khair...thoda time aur....fir tum samjh jaogi ki ankit kya cheej hai...

Najam- apne bete ki tareef karna har baap ko pasand hota hai...iska matlab ye nhi ki uska wo beta sabse behtar ho gaya.....khair....ankit kya hai ya kya nhi...ab isse koi khas fark nhi padne wala....kyoki aaj raat uski mout pakki hai....

Sharaabi- accha...waise daad deni hogi tumhari himmat ki....jo tum mere saamne hi ankit ko mout ki baat kar rahi ho...bahut khoob...

Najam- main ye isliye kah rahi hu...kyoki main janti hu ki aapke rahte ankit par aanch nhi aa sakti....isliye aagaah kar rahi hu...bacha lo use....

Sharaabi- tum uski fikr chhodo....wo janta hai ki mout ko maat kaise deni hai....filhaal to tum apni fikr karo.....kyoki ab tumhare sath wo hoga....jo saayad tumhe pasand na aaye....

Najam(muskura kar)- aisa duniya me kuch bhi nhi jo maine jhela na ho.....fir bhi....main dekhna chahugi ki mere sath aap kya karte ho....

Sharaabi(muskura kar)- ohh...to fir intzaar kis baat ka hai.......

Najam- bas aapke jawaab ka.....

Sharaabi- matlab.....

Najam- aapne ab tak nhi bataya ki aap bache kaise.....

Sharaabi- accha wo.....to hua yu....

[color=rgb(184,]Jab DJ ne akash ko maarne ka plan banaya...to usi waqt ankit ko ye khabar mil gai thi...salmaan (S) ke jariye.....[/color]
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Aur rajni ke jariye bhi ye khabar mili thi ki najam ne akash ko maarne ke liye 2 bhaiyon ko supaati de rakhi hai....

Par wo dono bhai pahle hi ankit ke sath ho chuke the....wo unse usi raat mile the..jab ankit soni ki biwi ko chod raha tha.....

Khair.....ye sab khabar pa kar ankit ne apna plan banaya.....usne socha ki kyo na aksh ko dunoya ke liye mara hua dikha dum...taki akash safe rahe....nhi to us par baar-baar jaanlewa hamle hote hi rahege...

Isi plan ke hisaab se ankit ne akadh ko akele jane ko bola...aur apne kuch aadmi piche laga diye...jinhone DJ ke aadmiyon ko rok liya....

Wahi DJ aur uski wife ke kahne par raftaar ne najam ke hire kiye huye dono bhaiyon ko rok liya....

Aur fir bacha salman (S).....jo aaya to tha DJ ke kahne par.....par kaam kar raha tha ankit ka.....S janta tha ki DJ ke aur bhi aadmi akash ke piche aayge....

Isliye usne ankit se bol kar akash ko ghaati ke uper rukne ko kaha....

Waha akadh ki car slow hui...aur wo chaalu car chhod kar andhere ka fayda utha kar khai ke kinare bani gali se aage nikal gaya.....
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[color=rgb(184,]Aur uske safe hote hi salman ne car ko takkar naar jar khai me gira diya....aur car ke cheethde ud gaye...aur sath me car me rakhi ek dead body ke bhi...jise police ne akash ki laadh ghosit kar diya....aur duniya ke saamne akash mara gaya.....[/color]

Najam- wah...kitna dimaag chalta hai ankit ka...kamaal hai.....par uska plan S aur mere aadmiyon ke bina pura nhi hota....hai na....

Sharaabi- haa...par bina kisi help ke to koi bhi kuch nhi kar pata na...jaise tumhara DJ....wo aaj tak sirf parde ke piche se hi uchhal raha hai....kabhi saamne aane ki himmat hi nahi hui saale ki....

Najam- wo aisa hi hai.....logo ka istemaal kar ke apna kaam nikalta hai....hamesha se hi....

Sharaabi- aur is maamle me ankit uska baap hai....wo logo ko majboor nhi karta....balki log khud uska sath dene chale aate hai...jaise ki tum...kyoki agar wo chahta to tumhe majboor kar ke kuch bhi kara deta...par usne tumhe wo diya....jo tum hamesha se chahti thi....

Najam- haa...ye to manti hu....wo dil ka acvha hai....par abhi tak mujhe wo mila nhi jo main chahti hu...

Sharaabi- tum peg banao....fir tumhe sab milega....aur aaj hi nhi...balki aane wale har din...aur haa....ye peg banate huye tumhare jishm par kapda nhi hona chahiye....chalega na...

Najam(muskura kar)- khushi se....

Ye bol kar najam ne fatafat apne kapde nikale aur nangi ho jar peg banane lagi.....jabki shraabi saamne baitha najam ke bhare huye jishm ko ghoorne laga......

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NEXT DAY.........ANKIT KE GHAR........

Subah jab ankit ki aankh khuli to unse anu ko room me nhi dekha.....isliye thoda hairaan ho gaya....par tabhi bathroom ka gate khula aur anu towel lapete huye baahar aai....

Ankut(muskura kar)- ohh...to aap nahane me busy thi.....mujhe laga ki....

Anu(beech me)- bhaag gai...yahi na....par main bhaagne walo nme se nhi hu....

Ankit- oh ho....kya tever hai......waise jara paas to aao...dekhe to ki kitna ragad kar nahai ho...

Anu- uski koi jaroorat nhi....chupchap ja kar ready ho jao...hume bahut kaam hai...

Ankit(uth kar)- haa...wo to hai.....ab kaam hi to karna hai....par fir bhi...

Ye bolte huye ankit ne anu ke kandhe par hath rakha......par anu hath hata kar piche ho gai.....

Anu- sochna bhi mat.....pahle kaam....ab jao...

Ankut(muskura kar)- hmm..theek hai.....par kab tak....hahaha....

Aur ankut thahaka maar kar bathroom me ghus gaya aur anu taiyaar hone lagi......

Thodi der baad sab log neeche baithe huye nasta kar rahe the....par parul ka dhyaan sirf aur sirf ankut par hi laga hua tha....

Renu(naste ke baad)- bhai.....main thoda manu ke satb bahar ja rahi hu.....unhe kuch kaam hai.....

Ankit- ji....

Ye bol kar renu nikal gai....aur dekhte hi dekhte waha sirf 3 log baki rah gaye.....parul, ankit aur anu.....

Anu(parul ke paas aa kar) kya hua parul....tum kabse sirf apne bhaiya ko hi dekhe ja rahi ho....

Parul- kuch nhi....main to bas dekh rahi thi ki tumne.....(tabhi parul ankit ko paas aata dekh chup ho kar use dekhne lagi )

Ankit- main jara mom ko dekh kar aata hu....

Parul- hmm....

Anu(ankit ke jate hi)- maine kya.....kahna kya chahti ho...

Parul- tum acchi tarah se janti ho ki main kya kahna chahti hu....tumne apna kaam kar hi diya na....

Anu- to kya....tum kya chahti thi...ki main na karu....

Parul- nhi to...par tumne aur DJ ne mujhe andhere me kyo rakha...mujhse kyo chhupaya.....

Anu- maine....maine kya chhupaya....tumhe sab to bata chuki thi....dekho...maine use sirf behosh kita tha.....fir wo log aaye aur ankit ko hypnotize kar gaye....bas...itna hi hua tha....

Parul- to kya ab wo DJ ke....

Anu(beech me)- haa...wo DJ ke aadmi hai....unke liye akash ek dushman hai.....sab waisa hi hai jaisa DJ chahta tha...khair....ab tum khush to ho na...

Parul- aur tum...kya tum khush nhi....

Anu(muskura kar)- main to bahut khush hu....asal me kal raat hi mujhe apni life ki ek behtareen khushi mili...khair....ab main chalti hu...mujhe boss ko report karni hai...tum jara ise sambhalna...kyoki ek aadat iski abhi bhi waisi ki waisi hai.....

Parul- koun si....

Anu(muskura kar)- chudaai ki...hehehe.....

Aur anu haste hute ghar se nikal gai...aur parul wahi baith kar kuch sochne lagi.....

Yaha ankit jab uper alka ke room me pahucha to use dekhte hi alka muskura uthi......

Alka- gate lock kar ke aana.....

Ankit(hairani se) - to aap bilkul theek hai...par mujhe to....

Alka(beech me)- gate lagao....baki baaten baad me....waise bhi tumhe abhi bahut kuch pata nhi....

Ankit(gate laga kar)- to fir bataiye....aur aisa kya hai...jo main nhi janta.....

Alka(ghoor kar)- tumhe ye janne ki jaroorat nhi.....samjhe..

Ankit- par kyo...mujhe pata to hona chahiye ki sach kya hai....

Alka- sach aur jhooth ke chakkar me padoge to dimaag ghoom jayga....filhaal itna samjh lo ki main in sabki najron me beemaar hu...jo na bol sakti hai...aur na hi jyada chal-fir sakti hai...yaha tak ki yaaddast bhi theek nhi....

Ankit- ohh...kya manu ko ye pata hai...

Alka- use wahi pata hai jo use pata hona chahiye.....tum uske baare me mat socho....ab ye batao ki tumhe apna kaam yaad hai na....

Ankit - haa....main janta hu ki mujhe kya karna hai.....par sabse pahle kuch maza to kar lu.....

Alka- matlab.....

Ankut- wo bhi bata deta hu.....

Ye bol kar ankit aage bada aur alka ko bed par dhakel kar uske uper let gaya......

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya behoodgi hai....tum jante bhi ho ki main koun hu....tumhari himmaatt....uuuummmmm.......aahh..kammmeneeeee.....

Ankit- ssshhhh.....chup rahogi to fayde me rahogi.....aasuuummmm...uuummm..

Aur ankit jabran alka ke hontho ko choomne laga...aur alka jhatpatate huye use door karne ki kosis karti rahi....

Alka- ruk ja kameene.....warna tera wo haal hoga ki teri rooh tak kaamp jaygi...

Ankit- mujhe majoor hai.....par tera madmast jishm to chakhne ko milega.....aasuuummm...

Alka- hat ja....warna ....warna main chillaugi.....

Ankit- to chilla..chilla na....aur bata de sabko ki tu koi beemaar nhi....bilkul theek hai......tu sab samjh bhi sakti hai aur sab kar bhi sakti hai....chilla na.....

Alka(gusse se)- dekh...tujhe aakhiri baar bol rahi hu....ruk ja....warna DJ teri jaan le lega.....

Ankit- to lene de.....par uske liye use ye sab pata to chalna chahiye na....aur ye batayga koun....tu....theek hai....tujhme himmat ho to bata dena....aur fir main bhi police ko sab bata duga.....fir pata hai na kya hoga.....

Alka(aankhe dikha kar)- bahut badi galti jar raha hai tu...bhool mat ki tu hai koun...kya aoukaat hai teri....

Ankit- abe chup....main ankit hu....ankit malhotra......aur ye sach ab koi nhi badal sakta ....aur koi kosis bhi jarega na....to tu aur tera DJ....dono lambe jayge....aur fir gganta haath nhi lagega....haath aaygi sirf jail ki roti....samjhi na....

Alka(man me)- harami sala.....isne to hume hi fasa diya.....ab kya karu.....agar isse bachti hu to mera sach sabke saamne aa jayga....aur humare saare kiye karaaye par pani fir jayga....aur agar iska sath deti hu...to meri chudaai pakki hai....par isse hunara kaam to ban hi jayga....aur kaam hote hi main saale ko wo mout doogi ki....

Ankit- kya hua....itna kya soch rahi hai.....bol...sabko biulana hai ya fir kapde....

Alka(beech me)- nhi...ye...ye sab DJ ko pata nhi chalna chahiye.....

Ankit(muskura kar)- nhi chalega.....ab to apne hontho ko khol do....

Ye bol kar ankit ne sir jhukaya aur alka ne bina der kiye apne honth khol diye.....

Aut jaise hi dono ke honth aapas me mile the....tabhi kisi ne gate par aawaaz de di...aur dono chounk gaye....

Ankit- ab koun mar gaya.....

Alka- koi bhi ho...ab hato uper se.....unhe shaq bhi nhi hona chahiye.....

Ankit - theek hai...par tujhe to main nasal jar hi rahuga.....yaad rakhna...agar mera kaam nhi hua to tum sabja kaam khatm...

Ye bol jar ankit uth gaya aur alka chaddar odh ka let gai....

Ankit(gate khol kar)- are parul...kya hua......

Parul- wo aapse kuch kaam tha....busy to nhi ho na....

Ankit- nhi to....chalo....

Aur fir bahar jate huye ankit, alka ko aankh maar kar baad me aane ka isara kar gaya aur parul ke sath dusre room me chala gaya.....

Alka(man me)- aaj to bach gai....par kab tak....nhi...mujhe jald se jald kuch karna hoga...nhi to ye kameena meri faad kar hi rahega...,..kuch to jarna hoga saale ka......



NEXT DAY............ALOK KE QUATER ME.......

Alok- morning rony.....chalo jaag jao...

Rony(aankhe khol kar)- aah...morning sir.....aah....kya sir...abhi to theek se so bhi nhi paya tha....aur aapne jaga diya....

Alok- janta hu ki raat ko hum kafi late ho gaye the....par kya kare....ye waqt sone ka nhi....bahut kaam hai....jaldi se ready ho jao.....chalo...

Rony(baith kar)- ji sir.....aata hu....

Yaha rony fresh hone jata hai...aur waha alok sanju ko call lagata hai.......

( Call Par)

Alok- kya hua....nikle ya nhi....

Sanju- ha nikal gaya....par achanak se iski jaroorat kya pad gai...aur aap pahle ye bataiye ki ye ankit phon kyo nhi utha raha hai.....

Alok- tere saare sawaalo ke jawaab wahi milege....bas jaldi se pahuch ja...aur yaad rakhna.....waha sab waisa hi hona chahiye.....haisa pahle tha......

Sanju- ok....bye....

Alok(call cut kar ke)- ab ye doctor kaha rah gaya.....

Pradhaan(andar aate huye)- aa gaya sir....

Alok- oh....aaiye doctor...chaliye...dekh lijiye....

Pradhaan- wo to dekh hi luga...par aap jo mujhse karne ko bol rahe hai.....wo mere peshe ke khilaaf hai....

Alok- janta hu sir....par peshe se bad kar insaniyat hai....aur mujge yakeen hai ki aap bhi ye nhi chahege ki koi ghatiya mujrim apne ghatiya iraadon me kaamyaab ho jaaye....

Pradhaan- dekhiye sir....main itna kuch to nhi janta....par haa....akash aur uske bete ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hu...bhale hi wo...khair....mujhe ye sab karne ke liye 30-35 minute lag jayge.....aur haa....mujhe koi disturb na kare....ok

Alok- dont worry sir....yaha koi nhi aayga...u carry on plz....

Ye bol kar alok bahar nikal gaya aur pradhaan apne saamne pade ankit ko dekhne laga.....

Kareeb 1 ghante baad doctor pradhan bahar aaye aur unke sath-sath ankit bhi...

Alok(ankit ko dekh kar)- doc....ye theek hai na....

Pradhaan- haa...par abhi 2-3 din tak ye bol nhi payga....drugs ka asar kuch jyada hai....

Alok- ohh...aur koi paresaani...

Pradhaan- nhi....aur sab theek hai....bas ek baat ka khayaal rahe ki isko nahlaya na jaaye....warna gadbad ho sakti hai....

Alok(hath mila kar)- ok doctor...ab aap ja sakte hai...thank you...

Pradhaan- its ok sir....chalta hu....

Rony(doctor ke jate hi)- to ab kya.....hum nikle....

Alok- haa...par un kameeno ko to le lo.....

Rony- wo to ab sir ke bal bhi bhagege....unki family jo humare paas hai...saale wahi karege jo hum kahege....

Alok- hmm...therk hai....sabko samjha do...aur bhej do....par pahle iske sath hidden camera laga do...mujhe wo har cheej dekhni hai...jo waha hone wali hai...samjhe.....

Rony(muskura kar)- ye to mere baay hath ka khel hai....abhi set karta hu....

Ye bol kar rony , ankit ko le kar nikal jata hai....aur alok kisi ko kuch msg kar deta hai......



DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......

Sanju- jaldi karo.....inhe bapis pahle ki tarah baandh do.....aur sun...thoda spray bhi maar dena....aisa dikhna chahiye ki paseene se latpath hai...samjhe....

Aadmi- ji sir......

Sanju(dusre aadmi se)- tum jante ho na ki tumhe kya karna hai......

Aadmi- ji...

Sanju- yaad rakhna...agar galat muh khola na...to kisi ki family jinda nhi rahegi....samjhe...

Aadmi- nhi sir.....aap jaisa chahte hai waisa hi hoga.....hum vaada karte hai.....

Sanju- badiya hai.....ab ye rony kaha rah gaya.....

Rony(andar aate huye)- aa gaya bhai...aa gaya.....

Sanju- akela aaya....alok sir kaha hai....

Rony- wo bahar hi hai....apna jaal bicha rahe hai.....

Sanju- hmm...aur wo aadmi....kaha hai wo sab....

Rony- wo bhi aa rahe hai...lo...aa gaye...

Rony ke bolte hi sanju ne gate ki taraf dekha to hairaan rah gaya.....aur gusse se aage bada.....

Sanju- abe tu phon kyo nhi utha raha tha...janta hai kitni tention thi mujhe....

Alok- sanju....ruko....kuch der chup raho....

Sanju- chup rahu....par kyo...main bas puch hi to....

Alok(hath dikha kar)- bas....baad me.....rony....tum apna kaam karo....aur in sabko bhi samjha dena....sanju...mere sath aao....chalo....

Alok ki baat sun kar sanju hairaan tha....fir bhi uski baat maan kar uske sath bahar chala gaya......

Sanju(baahar aate hi)- ab to boliye....wo mujhe aise kyo dekh raha tha...aur usne jawaab kyo nhi diya....aakhir hua kya hai....

Alok- wo jawaab dene ki haalat me nhi hai....

Sanju- iska kya matlab....

Alok- matlab ki wo abhi bol nhi sakta....us par drugs ka asar hai...aur use hypnotize kiya gaya hai.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- to fir use yaha kyo laaye.....use to doctor.....

Alok(beech ne)- sabr....sabr karna bhi seekho thoda.....tumhe apne har sawaal ka jawaab milega....bas kuch der ruko...ab chalo....hume nikalna hoga.....wo.sala aata hi hoga.....chalo...

Aur alok aur sanju apni car le kar waha se nikal gaye........



SANJU KE GHAR ME...............

Gate par dastak hone par raksha ne ja kar gate khola aur saamne khade huye kuch logo ko dekh kar chounk gai....

Raksha- aap log....koun hai aap...aur kis se milna hai....

Sonu- mera naam sonu hai...ankit ka dost....saayad tumne kabhi damini ya kamini ka naam suna hoga....wo meri aunty hai.....

Raksha- ha...unhe janti hu....par aap yaha....aur ye sab log....

Pappu- main ankit ja mama hu.....

Chunni - aur mera naam chunni hai.....tum megha ki beti ho na....

Raksha(hairani se)- ji ha...

Chunni- megha kaha hai.....

Raksha- wo naha rahi hai....

Chunni - wo mujhe acche se janti hai.....

Sonu- kya hum andar aa kar baaten kare.....waise tum chaho to ankit ko call kar sakti hu....hume usi ne bheja hai....

Raksha- uski jaroorat nhi......aab andar aaiye.....main mummy ko bulati hu....

Fir sab andar aa kar baith gaye...aur thodi hi der me jab raksha, megha ko le kar aai...to megha saamne baithi chunni ko dekh kar chounk gai...

Aur use dekhte huye megha ki aankhe nam ho gai....aur waha chunni ki aankho me bhi aanshu umad aaye......

Megha- chunni....

Chunni- ha...main hi hu meri gudiya.....

Aur dekhte hi dekhte dono aage badi aur ek dusre ke seene se lipat kar rone lagi......

Ye dekh kar raksha hairaan rah gai....kyoki use kuch bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha.....wo bas aankhe badi kar ke dono ke beech ke pyaar aur apnepan ko dekh rahi thi.....

Ye najara kuch der dekhne ke baad aakhirkaar raksha ka sabr jawaab de hi gaya....

Raksha- mummy.....ye hai koun....

Chunni(raksha ke paas aa kar)- main teri mouhi hu beti.....

Raksha(chounk kar)- mousi...par....mummy...aapne kabhi bataya nhi ki meri koi mousi bhi hai....

Chunni- beti...sirf moudi hi nhi....balki tumhari nani bhi hai....

Raksha(chounk kar)- kya...nani....mummy...ye sab....

Megha(beech me)- maa kaha hai chunni....wo theek to hai na....

Chunni- ha...wo theek hai..aur humare sath hi aai hai....

Megha- kya...maa yaha hai....mujhe unke paas le chalo....abhi......

Chunni- ha munni.....abhi mila doogi....(pappu se)- jeth ji....

Pappu- hum abhi late hai.....

Raksha- mummy....ye sab...mujhe bhi to kuch batao.....

Megha- tujhe baad me bataugi...abhi shant raho....waise chunni.....maa ko kaise chhudaya...wo to us kameene ki kaid me thi na....

Chunni- ye sab ankit ka kamaal hai.....usne us kameene ko gulaam bana diya....wo bhi car me badha pada hai....ab darne ki koi baat nhi....

Megha- ye to mujhe pata hai ki ankit ko humari sacchai pata hai.....maa...

Tabhi pappu sarojini ko le kar andar aaya aur megha bhagte huye sarojini se lipat gai....par sarojini ne koi bhi responce nhi diya.....jisse megha hairaan ho gai...

Megha- maa...main hu...munni....aapki munni....

Chunni - munni....iska koi fayda nhi.....maa abhi kisi ko pahchanne ki haalat me nhi hai....

Megha- kya...par kyo...kya hua inhe....

Chunni - us kameene dhyaanchand ne ise drugs de-de kar inka dimaag kharab kar diya hai.....par tu fikr mat kar....maa jaldi hi theek ho jaygi....

Megha- hmm...(rone lagi)

Chunni - nhi gudiya.....abhi rone ka waqt nhi hai....abhi hume wo kaam karna hai....jiske liye humari maa ne apni jindagi daav par laga di....

Megha- haa....aur meri beti ne bhi....

Chunni- kya...kya matlab yteri beti ne....kya kiya usne....

Megha(sisakte huye)- wo us DJ ke sath hai.....wo bhi sirf meri wajah se....

Chunni(gusse se)- kya....kya bol rahi hai tu...teri beti us kameene ka sath de rahi hai....kyo....

Megha- kyoki maine hi use majboor kiya tha......(aur megha joor se rone lagi)

Chunni- tu pagal ho gai hai....tu nhi janti thi ki DJ koun hai.....aur wo akash aur alka ke khilaaf....

Megha(joor se) - janti thi....par main apni maa ko nhi kho sakti thi...isliye mujhe ye sab karna pada.....

Chunni- to tune apni beti ko hi daav par laga diya...ye jante huye bhi ki wo DJ ek number ka aiyaash hai....ladki uski kamjori hai....fir bhi...

Megha- nhi....usne vaada kiya tha ki wo meti beti ke sath kuch nhi karega.....

Chunni- wah....usne bola aur tu maan gai...kya baat hai...are us kameene ka bharosha kaise kiya tune......

Megha- to kya karti....main uski baat nhi manti to wo maa ko.....(rone lagi )

Chunni- tujhme bas yahi kami hai...tu bahut jaldi ghabra jati hai....

Raksha- aur yahi kami anu me bhi hai...wo bhi ghabra kar faisla kar leti hai.....bhale hi wo use galat disha me le jaaye....

Chunni- beti....tu anu ko abhi phon kar...use bata ki....

Raksha(beech me)- laga diya....par usne uthaya nhi.....bas msg kar diya ki busy hu....

Chunni- theek hai....jaise hi usse baat ho use bol dena ki uski maa aur maa ki maa....sab safe hai....waha se nikal aaye.....baki hum dekh lege....

Sonu- agar aap sabki family ki baaten khatm ho gai ho....to kya hume kuch khane milega......badi bhookh lagi hai....

Raksga(muskura kar)- kyo nhi....aap log fresh ho jao....main lati hu....

Ye bol kar raksha kichen me chali gai....aur chunni-munni apni maa ko room me le gai.....

Pappu- ab aage kya karna hai....ankit ka koi msg aaya....

Sonu- nhi na...kabse use try kar raha hu...par utha hi nhi raha....pata nhi aage karna kya hai.....

"" Ye main batata hu....""

Tabhi gate ke andar ek saksh aaya aur uski baat sun kar pappu aur sonu use hairani se dekhne lage......

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ALOK KE QUTER ME.........

Alok sanju ko lekar seedha apne quter me aa gaya.....aur aate hi nokar ko coffy lane ko bola.....

Alok(baith kar)- aah....chalo ek kaam khatm.....tum khade kyo ho baitho....

Sanju- kya baitho....aap kar kya rahe hai....waha alka aunty aur ankit ko aosi haalat me chhod kar aap mujhe yaha le aaye....kyo...

Alok- are baitho to...sab samjhata hu.....

Sanju(baith kar)- lo baith gaya....ab boliye....

Tabhi noukar coffy ke kar aa gaya.....

Alok- lo...pahle coffy pio.....(noukar se)- jara tv on karo...aur haa...koi hume disturb na kare....ok...

Noukar(tv on kar ke)- ji sir.....

Sanju- ab to boliye....

Alok(mobile nikaal kar)- are bolna kya.....tum khud hi dekh lo.....

Ye bol kar alok mobile ko TV se connect karta hai....jisme us ghar ke kamre ka najara saaf-saaf dikhne laga.....

Kamre me alka ek bed par behosh leti thi....aur ankit ek kurshi par bandha hua tha.....

Sanju- ye kya......ankit ko...

Alok- sshhh....dekhte raho.....dekho...aa gaya kameena.....

Tabhi kamre me DJ aur mantri daakhil huye....unke sath kuch aadmi bhi the.....

DJ(ek aadmi se)- saalo...raat ko kaha mar gaye the....

Aadmi- wo..wo boss...police piche padi thi na.....

DJ - police ki to....huh....is ladke ki haalat kaisi hai ab....

Aadmi- abhi to waisi hi hai.....jaisi waha thi...

Mantri- sahi hai...saale ko abhi uda deta hu....

Ye bol kar mantri ne gun nikali aur ankit ke paas pjane laga.....

DJ (joor se) - nhi chhote....abhi nhi....abhi ise jinda rakhna hoga...

Mantri- par kyo....ab iski kya jaroorat hai.....

DJ - jaroorat hai.....tu gun ko andar rakh....jald hi tujhe mouka milega....par abhi nhi....

Mantri(jhalla kar)- saala....

Aur mantri gusse se ankut ko ek mukka maar jar piche aa jata hai...

DJ(aage aa kar)- kya hua bacche...maar kha kar chup rah gaya......ab jawaab nhi dega....haa..ha..hahaha...hahahahaha.....

DJ ko thahaka maarte dekh kar sanju ko gussa aa gaya......

Sanju- aap kya dekhte hi rahege....kuch karoge nhi...

Alok- abhi nhi....thoda ruko.......coffy pio....

Sanju- are nhi pina mujge coffy......aap chahte kya ho....wo kameena....

Alok(beech me)- tum sabr karna kab seekhoge.....

Sanju- theek hai....ab main kuch nhi boluga....aap hi bolna.....

Aur sanju gusse se tv dekhne laga.....jaha DJ alka ko ghoor raha tha.....

DJ - alka......aahh...kitna waqt ho gaya.....fir bhi tere chehre ki kadis mujge kheech hi leti hai...kya kamaal ki thi tu....par afsooos....tune galat insaan se panga liya....

Mantri- bhai.....ab aage kya karna hai....ise hosh me late hai...saali apne bete ko dekhegi to saayad theek ho jaygi...doctor ne bola tha na.....

DJ - mujhe yaad hai.....par doctor ne ye bhi kaha tha ki uska beta sahi salamat hona chahiye.....aisi haalat me dekhegi to bura asar hoga....isliye is ladke ke theek hone tak hume rukna hoga....

Mantri- to is kaneene ko theek karte hai na....pani daalte hai saale par....

DJ - theek hai...kosis kar.....

Rony- nhi....matlab...wo doctor ne bola ki drugs ka asar khatm hone tak ise nahlana mat.....warna haalat bigad sakti hai....

DJ - kya....ye kab bola....

Rony- wo..wo abhi subah....main jab aaya...to wo yahi the....

DJ - hmm...waise tune raat ko mast kaam kiya.....parul ko is sab se dior rakh kar....

Rony- hmm...uske liye kuch bhi....

DJ (muskura kar)- saccha pyaar...good..lage raho....theek hai rony......ab se tum in par najar rakhna....aur ye ladka hosh me aaye to turant batana...theek hai...

Rony- ji...

DJ (ankit ko dekh kar)- sala....mere se bhidne chala tha...haatt...

Ye bol kar DJ ankit ke seene par laat maarta hai.....jisse ankit kursi samet farsh par ludak hata hai....

Aur ye dekh kar sanju gusse se tilmila jata hai.....

Sanju- bas kijiye.....aap yaha baith kar tamasha dekho....main chala uske paas...mere rahre mere dost ki aisi haalat.....nhi...main aisa hone nhi duga....

Ye bol kar sanju gate ki taraf gaya hi tha ki alok ki baat sun kar uske pair tham gaye....

Alok- wo ankit nhi hai.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- kya...kya matlab....wo ankit...ankit nhi...matlab....

Alok(khada ho kar)- tum shant raho to bolu na....aao baitho...batata hu.....

Alok ki baat sun kar sanju bapis aa kar baith gaya.....aur alok ke bolne ka intzaar karne laga..........

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Sahar ke market me renu aur manu baaten karti hui aaraam se chali ja rahi thi....

Ki rabhi ek car aa kar unke saamne ruki.....aur usse 4 nakaanpose aadmi nikal kar un dono ke saamne aa gaye....

Aur isse pahle ki wo dono kuch samjh paati....un nakaabposho ne dono ko cloroform sungha kar behosh kiya aur car me daal kar teji se nikal gaye.........


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Ab Aage.......

ANKIT KE GHAR ME.........

Yaha main parul se baat karke free hi hua tha ki mujhe rony ka call aa gaya......

( Call Par )

Main- ha....bol....

Rony- kaha hai aap.....

Main- bas tumhare pyaar ke paas....kyo...kuch hua kya.....

Rony- haa....DJ aaya tha....aur wo for se aayga....aur use ankit jald se jald hosh me chahiye.....

Main- hmm...mom kaisi hai....

Rony- un par abhi dawa ka asar barkaraar hai.....so rahi hai....

Main- accha hua....unka apne bete ko is haalat me dekhna sahi nhi tha.....

Rony- main janta tha...isliye pahle hi doctor se bol kar unko sula diya tha.....

Main- good...DJ ne kya kiya.....kuch gadbad to nhi hui na....

Rony- nhi...koi khas nhi....bas thoda gusse me tha....par usse jyada uska bhai uchhal raha tha....wo to gun le kar maarne ko taiyaar tha.....

Main- ohh...to mantri ki hekdi baki hai abhi....lagta hai fir se ek jhatka dena hoga....tum uski chhodo....sanju aur alok sir wahi hai.....

Rony- nhi....wo nikal gaye.....waise aap sanju se baat kar lo....wo jyada hi gusse me tha....

Main- hahaha....sanju bhi na....saala mujhe takleef me dekh hi nhi sakta....pata nhi kaise mujhe maarne ki dam dikhai hogi....

Rony- are haa...ek aur baat....wo mujhe pata chala hai ki deepa apne ghar gai hai....

Main- ohh...tumhe kisne bola.....

Rony- kisi ne nhi...bas maine sun liya....wo aapne hi to uske room me camera aur microphon lagwaaye the na....

Main- hmm...koi nhi...main dekh luga....

Rony- ok..waise aage kya karna hai....

Main- tum bas mom ka khyaal rakhna...baki baad me batauga...chalo rakhta hu....kuch kaam niptane hai....

Rony- ok sir...bye....

Fir main call cut kar ke bapis alka ke room me chala gaya....aur mujhe dekhte hi alka fir se ghabra gai....aur apni badi-badi aankho se mujhe gusse se ghoorne lagi....

Main- aise mat dekho...kam se kam abhi to bilkul nhi......main to bas ye batane aata tha ki raat ko ready rahna....ok...chalta hu...

Alka- ruko....

Main- abhi nhi...raat ko....itni jaldbaji bhi theek nhi....hahaha....

Aur main hasta hua waha se nikal gaya........

Alka(man me)- ruk ja kameene....tujhe apne kahe har ek sabd ke liye mout milegi....bas....ek baar humara kaam hone de....fir teri kahani khatm......

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SANJU KE GHAR ME.........

Yaha par pappu aur sonu ek saksh ko achanak dekh kar chounk gaye the.....

Pappu- tum...tum koun ho....

S - mera naam salman hai....par tum mujhe sirf S kah sakte ho....ankut bhi yahi kahta hai....

Pappu- ohh..to tum ankit ko jante ho.....

S - hmm...waise main tumhe bhi janta hu....aur tum bhi mujhe jaante ho....

Pappu- nhi...main tumhe nhi janta....

S - thoda yaad karo....hum kabhi ek hi gaon me raha karte the...acche padosi the yaar....

Pappu(gour se dekh kar)- um hu....mujhe to kuch yaad nhi....tum kuch batao to saauad jaan saku.....

S - hmm..lagta hai puri kahani batani padegi.....asal me meri family bhi kabhi tumhare gaon me rahti thi.....aur hum sab ek hi school me padhte the....main alka ki class me tha.....

Pappu- ohh...tum wo salman ho....par tum to apni family ke sath.....

S (beech me)- jal kar margaya tha...yahi na....tumhe theek suna tha....asal me sab yahi sochte hai.....par sach yahi hai...jo ab tum dekh rahe ho....main jinda hu....

S ki baat khatm hote hi pappu aage bada aur dono gale lag gaye.....

Pappu- tumhe jinda dekh jar bahut khushi hui...sach me....

Sonu- wo to theek hai.....par agar aap dononka milna ho chuka ho...to kuch kaam ki baat kar le....to S .....kya bol rahe the aap.....aapko pata hai ki aage ka plan kya hai....

S - hmm...pata hai....chalo mere sath....aur haa...sabko le chalo....is ghar me koi bhi nhi rah sakta....

Sonu- aisa kyo...

S - kyoki dushman ki najar is ghar par gadi hui hai...ab koi sawaal nhi.....jaldi chalo...bulao sabko....

Pappu- hmm....main bula kar lata hu.....

Anu(andar aate huye)- aap log.....ohh...aap ankit ke mama ho....kab aaye aap sab....

Pappu- kuch der pahle...par tum...

Anu- megha meri mummy hai....aur mujhe ankit ne bheja hai....chaahe to puch lo....

S (muskura kar)- nhi...jaroorat nhi.....par hume nikalna hoga.....waise mujhe khushi hui ki tum theek ho.....

Anu(muskura kar)- hmm......der sahi...par ab sab theek hai....

S - hmm..ok...chalo ab...hume chalna hoga....

Anu- janti hu....mujhe sab bata kar bheja hai.....chaliye....main sabko bula lati hu....

Ye bol kar anu apni mummy ke room me chali gai aur fir kuch hi der me sab log S ke sath waha se nikal gaye.......

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ALOK KE QUATER ME..........

Yaha sanju aur alok khana kha kar fursat hi huye the ki sanju fir se bol pada.....

Sanju- ab bhi aap chup hai.....batate kyo nhi.....agar ye banda ankit nhi...to ankit hai kaha....

Alok- tumse sabr bilkul nhi hota kya.....bola na ruko....

Sanju- sabr...are kitna sabr karu......coffy pi li....khana kha liya....ab kya karu....

Alok( ek paper de kar)- ise padho.....aur agar dimaag kaam kare to iska matlab bhi bata do....

Asal me alok ne jo kagaj sanju ko diya tha...usme wahi lines likhi thi.....jo megha ne ankit ko di thi.....ek tarah ki paheli....

Sanju(bina dekhe)- kya sir....kyo paresaan kar rahe ho.....ab sab kuch chhod kar ye faaltu ke kaam karu kya....

Alok- kya....tumhe lagta hai ki ye sab faltu hai....bilkul nhi.....gour se dekho.....aur samjhne ki kosis karo....isme jo bhi likha hai...wo bahut hi khas hai....

Sanju- accha...kiske liye....mere liye kya....

Alok(ghoor kar)- haa..tumhare liye...mere liye...ankit ke liye....aur us kaam ke liye.....jiske liye hum sab khatron se khel rahe hai.....

Sanju(hairani se)- kya aap sach bol rahe hai...ya fir ye ek majaak....

Alok(beech me)- main kaam ke beech majaak nhi karta.....

Sanju- ok....samjh gaya.....main dekhta hu....

Aur sanju un lines ko padh kar usme chhipe raaz ko janne ki kosis karne laga.....

Sanju - MUJHE YAKEEN THA....KI EK DIN TUM JAROOR AAOGE.......JAMEEN AUR AASHMA KO , MERE PICHE KHADA PAOGE........GOUR SE DEKHOGE MUJHKO , TO PAKKA CHOUNK JAOGE.......YE HO HI NAHI SAKTA , AISA ANDAZA LAGAOGE.......KAAT KE MUJHKO APNE HATHO SE , JAB PAHLE JAISA BANAOGE.....SAWAAL HAI JO MAN ME TUMHARE , USKA JAWAAB JAROOR PAOGE........

Alok- maine sunane ko nhi bola tha.....use samjh pa rahe ho ki nahi.....

Sanu(sor hila kar)- abhi nhi....par main samjh jauga....mujhe nhi lagta ki isme koi paresaani hogi.....jaise dekho.....pahli line hai......MUJHE YAKEEN THA....KI EK DIN TUM JAROOR AAOGE.......simple.....is se saaf hai ki jisne ye lines likhi hai....wo kisi khas ke liye likhi hai....aur usi ke liye ye baat boli gai hai....ki tum jaroor aaoge....

Alok- are wah.....tum to bade intelligent ho.....kya baat hai....aage....

Sanju- ha...fir...JAMEEN AUR AASHMA KO , MERE PICHE KHADA PAOGE........isme bhi kuch khas nhi....wo hum kahte hai na ki maa-baap duniya se bad kar hote hai....to saaf hai ki ye line alka aunty ne ankit ke liye likhi hai....kyoki ankit ke liye unki mom jameen , aasmaan se bad kar hai...sahi hai na......

Alok(gardan hila kar)- wah sanju....kya khoob matlab nikala hai....tum to....

Main(beech me)- ye aisa hi hai.....puzzle ki aisi ki taisi kar deta hai....isko kyo pakda di aapne....ye iske bas ki nhi...

Alok- ohh....aa gaye janaab.....sab theek hai na.....koi problem to nhi hui....

Main(baith kar)- bilkul nhi......par saayad sanju ko koi problem jaroor hai.....kyo sanju.....

Sanju(gusse se)- haa.....tu....teri to....teri wajah se dimaag ka bharta ban gaya mera....

Main(muskura kar)- bas...itne me hi....fir bhi ye puzzle solve karne chala hai...chal...rakh de side me.....ye tere bas ki nhi....

Sanju- tu mujhe samjhta kya hai....abhi tu janta hi nhi ki mera dimaag kitna chalta hai.....

Main- oh ho...main nhi janta....abe saale....main batana suru karu kya...ki tune kab-kab dimaag chalaya....aur uska result kya hua....jaise ki wo math wali madam....

Sanju(beech me)- bas......samjh gaya....alok sir....ye lo aapki paheli....aap hi dekho....

Alok(has kar)- hmm..rakh do...aur ab tum isi se pucho...kabse mera dimaag kha gaya....batao-batao....

Sanju- to...to kya karta.....are aap log mujhe kuch batate hi nhi.....aur uper se wo kameena DJ us nakli ankit ko thok raha tha....to kya karta....mera khoon bhi khoulta hai....

Main- hmm...accha hai.....par ab tu apne khoon ke ubaal ko thanda kar.....aur bata....aisa kya hai jo tu janna chahta hai....aaj main tujhe sab batauga.....ok

Sanju- sacchi....theek hai....to sabse pahle ye bata ki ye nakli ankit ka kya naatak hai....aur tu bacha kaise....alok sir ne to bola tha ki anu ne.....

Main- anu....haa....is sabke piche anu hi hai......

Sanju- matlab anu ne tumhe behosh kiya hi nhi....par alok sir ne bola tha ki tumhe badal diya gaya hai....

Main- unhone wahi bola jo maine unhe kaha tha.....

Alok- ha sanju....asal me ankit chahta tha ki ye baat jyada na faile.....isliye maine tujhse kaha tha ki sabr rakh....

Sanju- ohh...sorry...main kuch jyada hi....

Alok(beech me)- koi baat nhi....balki main to khush hu ki tum dono ki dosti dekh kar.....ek ko takleef hui nhi...ki dusre ka khoon kholne lagta hai.....

Sanju(muskura kar)- hmm..accha bhai....ab to bata....ki kal raat hua kya tha.....

Alok- ha ankit....mujhe bhi janna hai ki ye baji palti kaise....

Main- ye baaji.....hmm..ye baaji palti hai anu ne....ya kahe ki anu ke palat te hi mera plan palat gaya......to suniye.....raat ko hua kuch yu ki........

[color=rgb(85,]Main aur anu chudaai ki masti ka pura maza lene ke baad.....apni saanso ko sambhalte huye ek-dusre ki baahon me pade the......[/color]
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Kuch der yu hi lete rahne ke baad hum dono fresh huye aur main peg banane laga......

Anu- ohh..to ab aapko drink bhi karni hai....

Main(muskura kar)- hmm..bas thodi si...

Anu- thodi si se nasha ho jayga....?

Main(chuski maar kar)- aah...nhi to....par nashe ke liye iski jaroorat hi nhi....tum jo ho mere paas.....aaj ki raat to tumhara hi nasha rahne wala hai.....

Anu- accha....kya main naseeli hu....

Main(paas aa kar)- meri aankho me dekh lo....samjh jaogi....

Meri baat sun kar anu ne muskaan di aur mujhse najren chura kar tv on kar di.....

Main- to ab tumhe tv dekhna hai...haa...

Anu- haa...par ye theek se chal hi nhi rahi hai.....kya hua...kharaab hai kya....

Main- nhi....asal me mere room me jammer hai....jo is waqt on hai....aur jab jammer on rahta hai....tab koi bhi electric cheej kaam nhi karti.......

Anu- to fir ye bulb kaise jal raha hai....

Main(muskura kar)- asal me jammer un cheejo ko rokta hai jo signal se kaam karti hai...jaise tv....mobile....samjhi kuch...

Anu(kuch soch kar)- aur agar koi chip ho to...kya wo kaam karegi.....aur microphon....

Main- bilkul nhi....dono hi bekaar rahege....

Meri baat sun kar anu ka chehra paresaani se ghir gaya....wo kisi soch me doob gai...aur achanak wo uthi aur apne hand bag me se ek injection nikaal liya....

Main- ye kya.....mujhe laga tha ki ladkiyan apne hand bag me make-up ka saamaan rakhti hai....par tum to....ye inection kyo....kya koi beuty secret hai....

Anu- nhi...ye beuty ke liye nhi...balki mout ke liye hai....

Main(hairani se)- kya...mout matlab.....tum kahna kya chahti ho...kya hai ye....

Anu- asal me isme ek khaas tarah ka drugs bgara hua hai....aur wo drugs insaan ko kuch din ke liye bejaan bana deta hai....

Main- bejaan matlab....kya maar deta hai...

Anu- nhi....usse bhi badtar....ise lagate hi insaan ki haalat aisi ho jati hai ki wo jinda rahte huye bhi ek laash ki tarah hi rahta hai....na bol sakta hai....na kuch kar sakta hai.....bas sun sakta hai...aur samjh sakta hai.....

Main(peg gatak kar)- aahh...wah...kamaal ja drug hai....par ye tum jaisi naajuk ladki ke bag me kya kar raha hai.....

Anu(injection dekh kar)- ye...ye aapke liye hai....

Main- mere liye....par mujhe iski kya jaroorat...mujhe nhi chahiye....

Anu- nhi...ye aapko dene ke liye nhi....aapko inject karne ke liye hai....

Main(glass rakh kar)- mujhe inject karne ko....accha....to karo fir....par ye to bata do...ki tum ye kyo karne wali ho....mujhe bhi to oata chale....

Anu(hairani se)- kya...matlab...are main bol rahi hu ki ye aapko inject kar ke aapko jinda laash banane ke liye hai...aur aap....aapko gussa nhi aaya....

Main(muskura kar)- nhi...kyoki main apno par gussa nhi hota....aur tum par to kabhi nhi.....kyoki agar tum kuch karna chahti ho...to wo theek hi hoga....tum mere sath kuch galat thode na karogi......

Anu- aur kar diya to.....to kya karoge....

Main(muskura kar)- kuch nhi....bcoz i love u.....do it.....

Meri baat sunte hi anu ki aankho me aanshu bhar aaye aur wo injection fek kar mere seene se chipak gai....aur joor se rone lagi....

Anu(rote huye)- nhi....main iske laayak nhi.....main..main aapke pyaar ke laayak nhi...bilkul nhi.....

Main(anu ko sahla kar)- nhi anu....tum ho....and i really live you....aur pyaar me saamne wale ki khushi hi dekhi jati hai....to tum jis kaam se khush ho....wo karo...ok

Anu(jakad kar)- nhi......sorry....sorry....sorrry......i m really sorry......(aur anu ka rona tej ho gaya )

Main- nhi anu....tum sorry mat bole.....main janta hu ki tum paagal nhi ho....jaroor kuch wajah hogi...tabbi to tum mere liye injection laai...hai na....

Anu(rote huye)- haa....main...main khudgarj hu....bahut jyada khudgarj....maine apne aap ke liye aapki jaan ka souda kar liya ....

Main(anu ka sir utha kar)- kya bol rahi ho...ruko...pahle tum shant ho jaao...aur mujhe puri baat batao.....fir karte hai kuch...dont worry....main har tarah se tumhare sath hu...plz....chup ho jao....

Aur fir maine anu ko pani pila kar thodi der me shant kar diya.....

Main- anu....ab bolo....asli baat kya hai.....aur sach bolna.....ok

Anu- hmm....asal me...main DJ ke liye kaam kar rahi hu....jo ki aapka dushman hai......
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[color=rgb(85,]Main- bolti raho.....sab suru se batao....[/color]

[color=rgb(184,]Anu- ek din mere ghar ek aadmi aaya.....jo meri maa se milne aaya tha.......[/color]
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Aur uske jane ke baad se hi meri maa bahut jyada paresaan ho gai thi.....na theek se khati thi....aur na chain se soti thi....wo har waqt dari hui rahti thi.....

Maine unse pucha....par unhone har baar meri baat taal di.....par unhe aisa dekh kar mujhe shaq hua...aur maine un par najar rakhni suru kar di.....

Aur ek din unka picha karte huye main ja pahuchi DJ ke paas.........aur maine unki baaten suni.....

Tab mujhe pata chala ki DJ , meri mom ko pahle se janta hai....aur unki kisi majboori ko bhi....

DJ unse aapko fasane ko bol raha tha...par mummy ne saaf mana kar diya.....

Fir DJ ne unhe akele me le ja kar pata nhi kya kaha....jisse meri mummy ne uske kaam ke liye haa kar di....

Fir mummy waha se nikal gai....par mujhe DJ ke aadmiyon ne pakad liya....

Aur jab maine unse pucha...to usne bola ki mere dad ki mout ankit ki wajah se hui hai....aur isiliye wo mummy ko badla lene ka chance de raha hai.....kyoki wo mummy ka ristedaar hi hai...aur use bhi apna hisaab chukana hai.....

Mere dad ki baat aate hi mere jakhm hare ho gaye...aur mere dil ne aapko gunhgaar maan liya....aur maine usse bola ki wo meri mummy ko chhod de....kyoki main ye kaam jarna chahti hu....

Us waqt apne dad ke pyaar ne mujge andha kar diya tha....main bas aapse nafrat karne lagi thi...aur har haal me aapko mitana chahti thi.....

Bas...meri kamjori DJ ne pakad li...aur fir main uske isaare par aapke khilaaf hone lagi.....

Par baad me mujhe pata chala ki mere dad ki mout ke jimmedaar aap nhi the.......par ye baat pata chalne tak bahut der ho chuki thi.....main galat raste par bahut aage ja chuki thi...mera loutna muskil tha....

Aur iski wajah thi meri jaan.....aur meri maa ki jaan bhi....

Asal me ek din us kameene ne mujge naseela drink pila kar meri gardan me ek chip jaisa bomb inject karwa diya....jiska remote DJ ke paas hai...aur usne waisa hi bomb meri maa ke jishm me vhi dala hua hai.....

Aur usne mujhe dhamki de rakhi hai ki agar maine apna kaam pura nhi kiya....to pahle meri maa ko marega aur fir mujhe.....

Isliye mujhe uska kaam karna hi pada....kyoki main apni maa ko marte nhi dekhna chahti thi.....

Bas....isliye aaj main ye injection aapko dene aai thi....taki aapko bejaan kar ke aappki jagah aapka bahrupiya aa sake.....bas....

Main(khada ho kar)- hmm....kafi kuch ho gaya tumhare sath....aah...mujhe ek peg aur lena hoga.....

Anu- aapko lagta hai ki ye sab jhooth hai.....

Main(peg banate huye)- nhi....bilkul nhi...kyoki main ye janta hu....

Anu- par maine akash uncle ko kuch nhi bataya tha....bas unhe itna pata tha ki main aapke khilaaf hu....par kya karne wali hu...ye to kisi ko bhi pata nhi....

Main- janta hu....par ek baat batao....tum ye jaanti thi ki mere dad ko tumhari asliyat pata hai....fir bhi tum mere paas aa gai....kyo...kya tumhe apne aap par jaroorat se jyada bharosha hai....

Anu- nhi....main janti thi ki mere pahuchne ke pahle aap tak mera sach pahuch jayga....par main fir bhi aai....kyoki main aapke hatho mar sakti hu....us kameene ke hatho nhi....par aapne sach jaan kar bhi mujhe kuch nhi kaha....isse main ek nhi...balki jai mout mari hu....jabse yaha aai hu...tabse mar hi rahi hu....

Main(chuski maar kar)- aahh...mujhe laga hi tha......par ek baat samjh nhi aai...tumne ab tak chuppi kyo saadhe rakhi....tum janti thi ki main sach jaan chuka hu...to aate hi bol deti....par tum to...aur ab sorry bol rahi ho.....

Anu- kya karu....mere sath microphon bhi hai.....jisse meri har baat DJ ko pata chal rahi thi.....isliye chup rahi....maine socha tha ki aap aate hi mujhe pakad lege.....aur DJ mujhe turant maar dega....remote se....taki wo bacha rahe........

Main- kya...tum marne aai thi....

Anu- to kya karti...main aapko bejaan nhi kar sakti thi....aur is kaam ko mana bhi nhi kar sakti thi...warna DJ meri maa ko maar deta.....maine socha tha ki mera pakda jana DJ ko dhokha nhi lagega...aur wo sochega ki saayad kahi se aapko bhanak lagi ho...to wo mujhe maar deta....taki uska raaj na khule.....par meri maa to bach jati.....

Main(peg gatak kar)- tu paagal ho gai hai....marna chahti hai....marne ko aai thi...are mujhe kyo nhi bola....haa...

Anu- kaise kahti....pahle meri aankho par nafrat ka parda pada tha....aur fir mummy ki jaan.....main majboor thi...nhi kah sakti thi...

Main- to ab kaise boli....

Anu- wo aapne bola na ki jammer se koi signal wali cheej kaam nhi karti...to maine socha ki ab na microphon kaam jarega aur na uska remote wala bomb....

Main- ohh....sahi kaha....accha ab bata....aage kya socha....

Anu- mujhe maar do....taki meri mummy bach jaaye.....

Main(ghoor kar)- maar du....hmm..kya bolu tujhe....tujh par itna gussa tha....par...khair....main na tujhe maruga...aur na hi teri mummy ko marne duga...bgarosha rakho...

Anu(khadi ho kar)- par kaise....wo DJ ke aadmi aate hi hoge.....fir...

Main- tu tention mat le....unhe wahi milega...jo wo karne aa rahe hai....tum ek kaam karo....jab wo aaye...to sirf us bahrupiye ko andar aane dena....baki mujh par chhod do....

Anu- aap karne kya wale ho....

Main(paas ja kar)- tu bas bharosha rakh....main hu na....

Anu sisakte huye mere gale lag gai...aur fir se maagi maagne lagi....

Main- are bas...ab tu fresh ho kar kapde pahan le...aur bula unko...baki main dekh luga....ok

Fir anu ne ready ho kar apne sathiyon ko call kiya....aur main hath me injection le kar nanga hi bed par let gaya.....

Fir jab wo log nakli ankit ke sath aaye to anu ne sirf nakli ankit ko andar bulaya...taki wo mere kapde pahan le...aur apne kapde mujhe pahna de.....

Nakli ankit jab mujhe kapde pahnane ke liye uthane ko jhuja to maine uska muh dawa kar uske gale me injection maar diya...

Jisse kuch hi seconds me wo bejaan ho kar ludak gaya....

Fir humne uske kapde nikaale aur mere kapde use pahna diye....aur uske kapde le kar bathroom me ghus gaya....
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Meri baat sun kar alok aur sanju ek-tak mujhe dekhte rahe....aur jab maine chutki bakaai...to wo muskura diye....

Main- ab to sab clear hai na.....

Sanju- nhi...abhi ek aur sawaal hai...jo mujhe paresaan kar raha hai.....

Main- koun sa...puch....

Sanju- alka aunty kaise mili....i mean....tune mujhe unhe lene ko bheja tha na...to tujhe pata kaise chala.....

Alok- ohh...ye to main janta hu...tum sanju ko batao...main thoda apna kaam bhi dekh lu.....(ye bol jar alok room se nikal gaye...)

Sanju(alok ke jate hi) - bhai mujhe to bata....

[color=rgb(184,]Main- are haa....asal me jab main mom se pahli baar mila tha...to mujhe unke paas aate hi pata chal gaya tha ki wo hi meri mom hai......pata nhi kaise....par ek maa-bete ke beech ka roshta ajeeb hota hai.....jab baccha kuch bhi samjhne laayak nhi rahta....tab bhi wo apni maa ko dekhte hi iske paas kheecha chala aata hai....bilkul wahi mere sath hua tha...mom ko dekhte hi mere dil ne unhe pahchaan liya tha....par jab kuch din baad main unke kareeb gaya....to mujhe aisa laga jaise ki main kisi anjaan aourat ke paas khada hu...mujhe ek pal ke liye bhi wo feeling nhi aai...jo rk bete ko , apni maa ke kareeb hone par aati hai......[/color]
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Sanju- to tujhe pata chal chuka tha ki wo nakli hai...unhe badla gaya hai....

Main- haa...asal me mujhe ye to pahle se hi pata tha ki mere ghar me kuch hua hai....koi aaya bhi...aur koi gaya bhi....par mujhe ye pata nhi tha ki wo meri mom hi hogi.....ye baat main tab samjh paya....jab main agle fin mom se mila....

Sanju- ohh...tujhe pata tha....to tune usi waqt kyo kuch nhi kiya....

Main- kyoki jab ye sab ho raha tha...tab mujhe kuch bhi idea nhi tha....ye to baad me pata chala.....aur jaise hi main samjh gaya ki meri mom ko badla gaya hai...to maine apne aadmiyon ko kaam par laga diya.....aur fir unki khabar lagte hi tujhe bhej diya....taki tu unhe nikaal ka la sake....

Sanju- hmm....ab samjha.....tune pahle hi log laga rakhe the....par ek baat bata....tujhe ye kisne bataya ki tere ghar me koi aaya tha....aur fir....

Main(beech me)- mere ghar ki deewaaron ke sirf kaan hi nhi....aankhen bhi hai....aur aisi aankhe...jo sab kuch yaad kar ke rakhti hai....aur fir mujhe sab dikha deti hai.....

Sanju- samjh gaya...camra....par agar aisa hai to tu chup kyo raha....un saalo ko pakad kar band baja deta na....aur ab aunty ko waha bapis kyo bheja.....

Main- dekh...main jo bhi kar raha hu....wo soch-samjh kar, kar raha hu...dekh...agar main seedhe-seedhe ladne par aa gaya na....to tu janta hai....sirf laashe hi gini jaygi....aur unme saayad kuch humare logo ki laashe bhi hogi....kyoki ladaai me har kisi ko bachana mumkin nhi hota.....par dimaag ki ladaai me hum sabko safe rakh kar bhi dushman ki band baja sakte hai....samjha....

Sanju- baat to sahi hai....par dimaag ki ladaai bhi kam rishky nhi hoti...ek chhoti si galti....aur khel khatm.....

Main- hmm...isiliye to main shant rahkar wait kar raha hu....taki dushman apne josh me galtiyan kare...aur main unka fayda uthaau.....

Sanju- hmm..par aunty ko kyo bheja....kisi dusri aourat ko aunty bana kar bhej dete na.....

Main- nhi....unhe bhejna jaroori tha....kyoki main chahta hu ki DJ wo kare....jo wo karna chahta hai.....

Sanju- matlab....

Main- dekh....DJ agar mujhe maarne ka soch raha hota...to wo nakli ankit kabhi nhi lata....wo mujhe maarne ka plan karta....par usne aisa nhi kiya.....wo chahta tha ki mujhe....yani asli ankit ko alka ke saamne rakhe......aur fir mujhe tadpaaye....aur fir bete ki tadap dekh kar maa ko hosh me laaye...samjha....

Sanju- nhi...sab uper se gaya....

Main(muskura kar)- dekh....ye to main bhi nhi janta ki DJ ye sab kyo kar raha hai.....par haa...mujhe itna pakka yakeen hai...ki kuch to khas hai uske dimaag me....tabhi to unse mujhe jinda rakha....aur meri mom ka itne saalon tak intzaar kiya.....

Sanju- accha...maaf karna....par agar aunty jinda na hoti...to kya DJ....i mean...fir sala kya kar leta.....

Main(khada ho kar)- yahi to main samjh nhi pa raha hu...ki aakhir wo itne saalo tak intzaar kis baat ka kar raha tha.....

Sanju(khada ho kar)- tu tention mat le......uske dimaag me kuch bhi ho.....hum pata kar hi lege...aur main vaada karta hu...mere jinda rahte aunty ko ek halki si kharoch bhi nhi aane duga....ok
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Sanju- ab kaha....

Main- uumm..kuch khas kaam hai tujhse.....tu riya ke ghar pahuch....main wahi aata hu...ok....

Aur fir main aur sanju , alok ko bol kar apni-apni manjil ki taraf nikal gaye.......par isse pahle main apni manjil par pahuchta....mere mobile me ek msg aa gaya.....

Main(msg dekh kar)- hmm..ab aayga maza....DJ....saale tujhe bada souk hai na mask-mask khelne ka......ab tu dekh....tera hi khel tujh par kaise bhaari padta hai....tune mere ghar ek bahrupiya bheja tha na......ab mera bheja hua bahrupiya sambhaal.......rok sake to rok saale......

Aur maine gusse me car ki speed badaai aur apni manjil ki taraf nikal pada.......


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[color=rgb(85,]Hope u'll like it........[/color]

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Update - 390

Ab Aage........

SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR....LAST NIGHT.......

Yaha najam puri nangi ho kar sharabi ke liye peg bana rahi thi....aur saamne baitha sharabi najam ke maadak ango ko badi siddat se ghoor raha tha......

Najam- lijiye...aapka peg....

Sharabi- kya tum nhi logi.....

Najam- aaj nhi.....kyoki aaj to main aapke milne ki khushi me hu....aaj mujhe iski jaroorat nhi....

Sharaani(pag le kar)- hmm...waise tumhe dekh kar koi nhi bol sakta ki tum ek bacche ki maa bhi ho....aur kai saalon se tarah-tarah ke mardo ko jhel rahi ho....hai na....

Najam- aap meri tareef kar rahe hai ya fir mujhe tana maar rahe hai.....

Sharaabi - maine to bas sach bola....baki tumhari marji...tum jo chaho....wahi samjh lo....

Najam- waise mujhe isse koi fark nhi padta...fir bhi....mere jishm ki tareef sun kar mujhe khushi hi hoti hai...waise aapne bhi to kai aourton ko nanga kiya hai.....to kya aapko kahi aisa jishm mila.....

Sharaabi- ab ye to kaam khatm kar ke hi bata sakta hu.....

Aur shraabi ne peg gatak kar glass najam ko de diya.....

Najam- ek aur.....

Sharaabi- haa...par is baar main tumhe apni god me baitha kar pina chahuga....wo bhi tumhare hatho se.....

Najam(muskura kar)- meri khushnaseebi hogi......

Ye bol kar najam sharaabi ki god me apni miti gaand pasaar kar baith gai aur apne hatho se use peg pilane lagi....

Sharabi ne bhi ghooth maar kar apne hath ka sikanja najam ki kamar par kas liya aur uske chikne badan ko sahlane laga....

Sharaabi- aah....waise chhu kar bhi tumhara jishm utna purana nhi lagta....aisa lagta hai ki mano jawaab hi ho.....

Najam- chalo chhu kar to accha laga....mujhe laga tha ki sun kar hi nafrat karne lage.....

Sharabi(kamar kas kar)- are nafrat to hum karte hi nhi....tum to acchi tarah se janti ho na...ki aourat ka jishm meri kamjori hai.....

Najam- hmm..bahut acche se janti hu....

Sharaabi(ghoont maar kar)- aah....to ab der karna sahi nhi hoga na.....

Najam- sahi kaha....ab jaam hatho se nhi....balki hontho se pilane ka waqt aa gaya hai....

Ye bol kar najam ne glass table par rakha aur apne honth sharaabi ke hontho se chipa diye.....aur sharabi ne bhi najam ko baahon me kas kar joor se hoth choosna suru kar diya.....

Sharaabi- aaauuummm...uuummm...uuummm...uummm..aahh...tumhare andar masti to bahut hai....aaauuummm.....uuummmm...

Sharabi najam ko jooron se choos raha tha aur uske hath najam ki gaand par sarsara rahe the.....

Sharaabi- aaahh...tumhari gaand to...wah.....ise agar nhi choda to kya choda.....aauummm..uuummm...

Najam- uuummhh.....aahh.......to der kyo jar rahe ho....gaand aapki kidmat me haajir hai......chahe to faad kar rakh do....

Sharabi- haa....faduga.....chal suru hoja.....mard ko taiyaar karna to aata hi hoga na.....

Najam(muskura kar)- is kaam me to meri mastari hai....

Aur fir najam ghutno par aai aur shraabi ki pent se lund aazaad kar ke hilane lagi....

Sharabi(shirt nikaal kar)- yu hilane se kaam nhi banega.....

Najam- janti hu....main to bas dekh rahi thi....ki jiske deedaar ke liye meri saari umar beet gai.....wo dikhta kaisa hai....

Sharabi- ab dekh liya ho to kuch kaam bji kar lo....dekhne se maza nhi milta....janti hai na....

Najam(muskura kar)- hmm...ab maza to main le kar hi rahoogi....aaauuuummm.....

Aur najam ne turant aadha lund muh me gataka aur choosne lagi......jisse sharabi ke chehre par khushi umad aai.....

Sharabi- aaahh...tu to sach me master hai....lund choos kar hi haal behaal kar diya hai....to teri gaand kya qahar dhaygi...aahh....pura kha le saali....

Najam ne turant pura lund gale me utara aur puri speed se chusaai suru kar di....

Thodi der tak lund chusane ke baad sharabi ne najam ki wahi sofe par litaya aur uski choot maarni suru kar di....

Thodi hi der me najam ki masti bhari siskiyan pure room me shor machane lagi.....aur najam ne pahli baar sharabi ke lund ko apni choot ke pani se sarabor kar diya.....

Sharaabi- aaahhh...maza aa gaya.....ab chal...teti gaand ki gahraai bhi naap lu....

Aur sharabi ne najam ko baalo se pakda aur bed par le ja kar patak diya....

Aur kuch hi palo me use kutiya bana kar uski gaand marne laga......

Najam- aaaahhh....kitne hi lund is gaand ko cheer chuke hai....par aapka lund lena...uuumm....aaj to gaand bhi muskura rahi hai....

Sharaabi(man me)- janta hu teri khushi ki wajah.....par afsoos....ye khushi jyada der tak nhi rahne wali...

Najam- aaahh....puri taaqat se chhodo....faad dalo...aaahhh..

Sharaabi- souk se.....ye le saali....

Aur sharabi ne najam ki kamar pakad kar joordaar gaand chudaai suru kar di......

Aur fir raat bgar.....jab tak dono thak kar choor nhi ho gaye....tab tak najam ki chudaai ki aawaaje room me goojti hi rahi.......



HOTEL DILKAS ME.......NEXT DAY.......

DJ jabse ankut aur alka se mil kar aaya tha.....tabse wo kisi soch me pad gaya tha.....saayad uske dimaag me kuch tha...jo wo samjh kar bhi nhi samjh pa raha tha......

Aur isi paresaani me wo peg lagane laga....ki tabhi uska phon baja....aur screen dekhte hi uske paresaan chehre par muskaan khil gai.....kyoki call karne wali uski wife thi......

( Call Par )

DJ - kya baat hai meri jaan....tumhe door rah kar bhi pata chal jata hai ki mujhe tumhari jaroorat hai.....

Aourat- matlab.....kya tumhe koi paresaani hai....

DJ - aaa....bilkul nhi...aur agar thi bhi to tumhara call aate hi bhaag gai....bolo....sab theek hai na....

Aourat- waise to sab theek hai....par wo ladka......(chup ho gai )

DJ(beech me)- kya kiya usne...kya koi gadbad ki....

Aourat- are nhi...gadbad to abhi tak koi bhi nhi ki....

DJ- hmm...waise wo gadbad karega bhi nhi....bahut sikha-padha kar bheja hai use.....kyoki wo hi hai...jo hume aasaani se khazana dila sakta hai....

Aourat- accha......par aisa kyo....matlab ki agar use badal de to....

DJ (hairani se)- badal de...kyo...kuch hua kya.....kya usne kuch.....

Aourat(beech me)- nhi...bas puch rahi hu....

DJ - ohh....to suno...use badalna aasaan nhi hoga...kyoki ek to use badi muskil se ankit ki tarah banaya.....aur dusra ye...ki ab agar use badalna chaahe bhi...to ye mumkin nhi hoga...kyoki ankit to bas kuch dino ka mehmaan hai....aur wo us haalat me bhi nhi ki use dekh kar koi uski nakal kar paaye...samjhi....

Aourat- par uski haalat to kuch din me theek bhi ho jaygi na.....fir to use dekh kar uski tarah bana ja sakta hai na....

DJ - are nhi...tumhe andaja bhi nhi ki tum bol kya rahi ho...are...agar ankit puri tarah theek ho gaya na...to mere aadmiyon ko chutkiyon me masal kar nikal lega...aur agar use tod-taad kar, kaid me bhi rakha...to uski nakal kar ke koi fayda nhi hone wala...kyoki hume uski body chahiye....wo bhi bilkul sahi haalat me....

Aourat- body chahiye...par kyo....uski body ka khajane se kya lena-dena.....

DJ- are...tumhe maine ab tak bataya nhi...par ab batata hu....asal me us khajane ka ek darwaja tab khulega....jab uske rakshak ke khoon ko us darwaje par bahaya jaaye....aur usme bhi ek shart hai....us rakshak ke khoon ko puri tarah sahi-salamat hona chahiye.....

Aourat- kya bol rahe ho...tum aaj ke zamaane me bhi aisi baaton par bharosha karte ho....huh....aisa kuh nhi hota...waise tumse ye kisne bol diya.....

DJ(gusse se)- mere baap ne....aur wo galat nhi bolta.....uski har ek baat pakki hai....aur suno...ye khajana aaj se kai peediyon pahle chhupaya gaya tha.....aur us waqt is tarah ki aasmaani taaqte aur jadu-tona aam baat thi...samjhi....

Aourat- fir bhi...mujhe yakeen nhi....

DJ - tum mano ya na mano...par wo ladka hi hume khajane tak pahucha payga....kyoki wo alka ki aoulaad hai...aur alka hi us khajane ki aakhiri rakshak thi....isliye usko aakhiri darwaje tak sahi salamat le jana hoga....samjhi....

Aourat- theek hai....par tum kisi dusre ladke ko ankit to bana sakte ho na....waise bhi mask banana to humare liye aasaan hi hai....

DJ - are...tum samjhti kyo nhi...sirf mask se kuch nhi hota...hume ankit ki tarah dikhne wala bhi chahiye...jo usi ki kad-kathi ka ho....nhi to 2 minute me pakda jayga....aur agar aisa hua to bahut gadbad ho sakti hai.....ho sakta hai koi police me chala jaaye...aur tum janti hi ho ki police agar is maamle me aa gai..to aafat ho jaygi...kyoki ankit ke link se wo alok tak bhi ja sakte hai....aur alok mar chuka hai....to kahi uski mout ka police ko pata chala...to fir kya hoga..janti ho na...are pura police department koond padega....aur hum itne kareeb aa kar bhi khali hath rah jayge.....samjhi....

Aourat(man me)- waise baat to sahi hai...agar police aa gai to bahut kuch ho sakta hai....wo to baal ki khaal nikalte hai....akash, ankit, alok, alka....sabki jaanch hogi...aur main bhi fas...nhi-nhi....police tak ye maamla nhi aana chahiye....

DJ - kya sochne lagi....samjh nhi aaya kya...aur jara ye to batao ki tumhe us ladke se kya paresaani hai....haa....

Aourat- huh..nhi...kuch nhi....main to bas puch rahi thi....

DJ - hmm..waise use pata hai ki tum ho koun...isliye tumhare saamne to waise bhi kutta bana rahega.....

Aourat(man me)- wo kutta nhi bana na...wo to mujhe kutiya banane par tula hai....pata nhi ab aage kya karega...

DJ- are jaan..gussa ho gai kya.....theek hai...tum kaho to hum koi aur dekh lege...bas isme thoda risk hoga...aur waqt bhi jayga....

Aourat- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi...ye theek hai....ab hum waqt nhi gawa sakte.....isse pahle ki kisi ko ankit ke nakli hone ki bhanak lage.....hume kaam nipta lena chahiye....ok

DJ - hmm...aisa hi hoga...bas thoda sa intzaar aur karo.....fir sab theek ho jayga....ok

Aourat- hmm....chalo ab main rakhti hu....saayad koi uper aa raha hai...ok...bye...

DJ - theek hai...bye....

Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki.....waise hi uske saamne parul aa gai.......

DJ- tum...tum yaha kya kar rahi ho.....

Parul(aage bad kar)- apne sawaalon ke jawaab lene aai hu....

DJ (peg banate huye)- hmm..samjh gaya....baitho....fir batata hu....

Parul- nhi...main yaha baithne nhi aai...aur na hi tumhe aiyaashi karta dekhne....mujhe jawaab chahiye....aur wo bhi isi waqt.....

Parul ki baat sun kar DJ ko gussa aa gaya aur wo peg banate-banate ruk gaya....

DJ - tum apne aapko samjhti kya ho.....kya main tumhara gulaam hu jo tumhe har sawaal ka jawaab du.....

Parul- maine aisa to kuch nhi kaha....par kya main sach bhi nhi jaan sakti...

DJ (shant ho kar)- theek hai....pucho kya puchna hai....par pahle baitb jao.....

Parul(table par baith kar)- kal raat kya hua tha.....

DJ - tujhe anu ne nhi bataya....

Parul- usne jo bola to bola....par mujhe aapse janna hai ki kal hua kya tha....

DJ - hmm..jo bhi hua...usme humara hi bhala hai.....samjhi...

Parul- wo to samjh hi gai....par mujhe wo janna hai jo mujhse chhipaya gaya hai....

DJ - tum kuch jyada hi soch rahi ho...aisa kuch bhi nhi hua....humne bas ankit ka brain wash karaya hai...jisse wo humara dushman nhi...balki dost ban jaaye....

Parul- to fir mujhe ghar ke piche kyo bheja...jabki waha to kuch bhi nhi tha.....haa....

DJ - wo to..are haa...main batana bhool gaya....asal me kya tha....humare aadmi pahle ankit ka kuch saamaan tumhe fekne wale the...par fir humne socha ki jab humne ankit ko controll kar hi liya hai to uske saamaan ki kya fikr...wo to humare hath me hi hai na....isliye wo plan cancal kar diya....

Parul(ghoor kar)- accha.....yahi baat thi....hmm...to fir mujhe bataya kyo nhi....aur ye koun se saamaan ki baat ho rahi hai....

DJ - dekho...mujhe ye to nhi pata ki wo kya saamaan hai.....par ye janta hu ki wo saamaan hi hume khajane tak pahuchayga.......aur wo us ladke ke room me bani tijori me hai....isliye humare aadmi nikaal hi nhi sake....kyoki us ladke ne bahut khatarnaak lock laga rakha hai usme....

Parul- ha...maine dekhi hai wo tijori....par ek baat samjh nhi aai...aapko kaise pata ki usi me humare kaam ka saamaan hai...

DJ - ye main tumhe batana jaroori nhi samjhta....par haa....wo saamaan lana ab tumhari hi jimmedari hai....samjhi....

Parul- agar aisi baat thi to mujhe pahle hi bol dete....is sab drame ki kya jaroorat thi...main wo pahle hi le aati....

DJ - aisa nhi hai....maine us ladke ke sath ye sab sirf uske saamaan ke liye nhi kiya....uski wajah kuch aur hai....jo tumhare samjh me baad me aaygi.....par haa....wo saamaan main jald se jald haasil karna chahta tha....isliye maine ye sab plan kiya tha.....mujhe wo saamaan bahut jaroori hai.....

Parul- agar itna hi jaroori tha to ab tak chup kyo the....mujhe bola hota to ab tak wo humare hath me hota...

DJ - ab bol raha hu na....jao...aur suru ho jao....

Parul- par ab ye muskil hoga....saayad namumkin hi ho gaya.....

DJ - kya...aisa kyo bol rahi ho...kya tere bhai ko tujh par se bharosha uth gaya kya.....

Parul - agar bhai hi badal gaya ho to bharosha kaise rahega.....

DJ - kya matlab badal gaya.......humne sirf uska brain.....

Parul(beech me)- wahi to.....aap logo ne uske dimaag ko hi badal dala...to ab use mujh par bharosha kaise rahega...haa...

DJ (peg pite huye)- aahh..baat to sahi hai tumhari....fir bhi...tum us ghar me khule aam kahi bhi ja sakti ho...to ankit ke room me jana tumhare hi bas ki baat hai....isliye karna to ye tumhe hi hoga.....

Parul- theek hai....par is kaam ke extra paise lagege....aur ek baat....anu ko is sab se door hi rakhna....

DJ(muskura kar)- tum uski fikr mat karo....ab wo door hi rahegi....

Parul- aisa hi ho to accha hoga....chalo main chalti hu....jaldi hi good news doogi....

Ye bol kar parul nikal gai aur DJ muskurane laga.....

DJ - anu to aaj hum sabse door hone wali hai....aur fir teri baari.....huh...badi aai paise maagne wali...haaatt...

Aur DJ ne ek saans me peg gatak liya aur dusra peg banane laga.....tabhi uske dimaag me kuch aaya aur wo sabkuch chhod kar waha se nikal gaya........

Wahi parul hotel se nikal kar auto me baithi aur apne mobile ko dekhte huye muskurane lagi.....

Parul(man me)- DJ......tum mujhe dhikha dene chale the na....ab dekho parul ka kamaal.....huh....



SAM HOTEL ME............

Jaise hi mujhe msg mila tha.....main seedha SAM hotel pahuch gaya....aur jaise hi room me daakhil hua to renu bhaag kar mere gale lag gai...

Renu- kya bhai.....dara hi diya....

Main(muskura kar)- oh ho....sorry di...par kya karta....ye jaroori tha....

Renu- par kyo....aakhir humara kidnap karaya kyo....

Main- bas kuch dekhna chahta tha....waise manu kaha hai..theek to hai na....

Renu- haa..par wo bhi dari hui hai......

Main- dari hui...par kyo...

Renu- are wah....beech baazaar kisi ko utha liya jaaye...to wo daregi nhi.....

Main- haa...par ab to pata chal gaya na ki kisne uthaya....

Renu- use nhi pata....wo abhi behosh hi thi....lagta hai use behoshi ki dawa jyada hi asar kar gai....

Main- oh no....to ja kar use hosh me lao na....

Manu(room me aate huye)- ab iski koi jaroorat nhi....main theek hu....aur ab dari hui bhi nhi hu....

Main(muskura jar)- chalo aa gai....to ghar jane ko ready ho....

Manu- bilkul.....

Renu- par pahle hume batao to ki ye sab kyo kiya....haa...

Main- asal me kuch log tum dono ke piche lage the...saayad tum logo ke jariye wo mujhe target karne ki soch rahe the....to maine socha ki kyo na main hu unke pahle tum dono ko utha lu....fir to unhe kuch milega hi nhi na...haa...mast idea tha na....

Renu(muh bana kar)- huh....aise raste se uthana kaha ka mast idea...hume bol nhi sakte the....

Main- are time didi time....mujhe itna time hi nhi mila....wo to mere aadmiyon ne bataya...aur naine jaldi me ye plan kar liya...bas....chalo ab sorry bol diya na....ab aaraam se ghar jao......mom ko manu ki jaroorat hogi....

Manu- ha renu....alka ki dawa ka time bhi ho raha hai....

Renu- hmm..par hum jaaye ka kya matlab...tum nhi chal rahe sath me....

Main- are nhi na....mujhe kuch kaam hai...main raat tak aata hu...aap log niklo...raat ko milte hai.....

Manu- aao renu....ab der nhi karte....chalo...

Renu- hmm..

Aur fir renu, manu ke sath nikal gai aur unke jate hi main hotel ke ek dusre room me pahuch gaya....jaha bahadur aur uski biwi menka baithi thi.....

Main- kaha hai wo....

Bahadur - yahi hai....par abhi behosh hai....

Main- usne kuch baka ki nhi....

Bahadur- ab tak to kuch khas nhi....bahut moti chamdi hai saali ki.....

Main- theek hai...main dekhta hu saali ki chamdi me kitna dam hai....gate kholo...

Fir mere kahne par bahadur ne ek secret gate khola aur hum dono ek khufiya kamre me pahuch gaye.....jaha ek aourat hatho se badhi hui khadi thi......

Main- hosh me lao saali ko....

Bahadur- ji malik...

Aur jaise hi bahadur ne uske uper pani feka...wo chounk kar chillane lagi....

Aourat- nhi....chhod do mujhe...maine kuch nhi kiya....chhod do mujhe....plz....

Main(pass ja kar)- main nhi janta ki tu koun hai....aur mujhe ye janne me intrest bhi nhi.....par haa...mujhe ye jaroor janna hai ki tu mere pariwar ka bura karne kyo aai thi.....samjhi.....chal bol.....

Aourat- mmm..maine kuch nhi kiya...sach me....main...main to bas....main to bbbb.....

Aur wo aourat fir se behosh ho gai.....

Main- ye kya...ye fir se....aise kaise behosh ho gai saali....iski to main...

Ye bol kar maine uske baal pakde hi the ki bahadur ne mujhe rok diya.....

Bahadur- nhi malik.....maariye mat.....

Main- kyo na maaru.....saali ne....

Bahadur(beech me)- saayad dawa ka asar jyada ho gaya hai...aap thoda waqt dijiye....jaldi hi hosh me aa jaygi.....aise maarne se kahi mar na jaaye...

Main- marti hai to marne de.....

Bahadur- nhi malik....iska muh khulna jaroori hai...nhi to ye raaj hi rah jayga ki ye hai koun...aur yaha tak pahuchi kaise.....

Main- ye to main samjh gaya ki ye yaha pahuchi kaise....par ye janna bhi jaroori hai ki ye koun.....aur ye sab karne ke piche iski wajah kya thi....tum ise hosh me lao aur pucho....bolti hai to theek...warna main khud hi muh khulwa luga...aur agli baar agar ye chup rahi....to hamesha ke liye chup kara duga....haatt...

Aur main gusse se uska sir jhatak kar waha se nikal aaya aur dusre kaam par nikal gaya......



HOTEL DILKAS ME..........

Room me DJ kafi der se kisi gahri soch me dooba tha....aur usi tention ki wajah se wo kafi sharaab bhi pi chuka tha.....tabhi uska bhai room me aaya....wo bhi kuch paresaan dikh raha tha.......

Mainti- bhai....kya hua...sab theek to hai na....

DJ - huh...haa....par tu kaise.....kuch kaam tha kya.....

Mantri- nhi bhai.....wo bas milne aa gaya......

DJ - koi tention hai kya.....tera chehra.....

Mantri(has kar)- nhi to...par aapko kya hua.....itni shraab pi li....kuch hua kya....

DJ - pata nhi...par kuch to galat hua hai....mujhe kuch theek nhi lag raha....kuch ajeeb lag raha hai....

Mantri(baith kar)- ajeeb...matlab....waise kis baare me......

DJ - wahi ladka...aur kiske baare me sochta hu aaj-kal......

Mantri- par wo to humare kabje me hai...aur uski jagah humara aadmi...ab kya paresaani hai....

DJ - chhote....tu to janta hi hai ki meri aatma hamesha mujhe aagaah karti hai...ki jahi kuch galat hai...ua hone wala hai....

Mantri- haa..ye to aapko vardaan mila hua hai...aapko kai baar aapki aatna ne bachaya bhi hai...

Main- wahi to....wahi mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aaj meri aatma kyo bechain hai.....aakhir kis liye mujhe aagaah kar rahi hai....

Mantri- bhai...aap shant dimaag se sochiye....saayad aapko yaad aa jaaye...aap ek kaam karo....aap aankhe band kar ke wo yaad karo...jo aapne haal hi me kiya ya kaha ho....saayad koi baat ban jaaye.....

DJ - sahi bol raha hai chhote...tu ek tagda peg bana.....fir dimaag doudega.....

DJ ke kahte hi mantri ne ek hard peg banaya aur use ek hi saans me dakaar kar DJ aankhe band kar ke soch me doob gaya......

Kareeb 10-15 minute baad achanak se DJ ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo jhatke ke sath khada ho gaya.....

Mantri- kya hua bhai...kuch yaad aaya....

DJ (gusse se)- haa....chal mere sath...jaldi........

Mantri- par aap ja kaha rahe ho......

DJ- tu chal na....raste me batauga.....

Ye bol kar DJ ne covered se gun nikali aur mantruli ke sath nikal gaya.......

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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR........

Akash ready ho kar najam ke room tak aaya...aur andar se aati aawaaje sun kar bapis chala gaya....aur ankit ko call lagaya.....

(Call Par)

Main(car chalate huye)- hello....koun.....

Akash- meri aawaaj bhi bhool gaye kya......

Main(chounk kar)- dad....aap...ruko....

Aur maine car dide par laga di....

Main- dad....aapne call kyo kiya...maine bola tha na...

Akash(beech me)- tu meri baat sun.....

Main- ji..ji dad.....

Akash- ye tune is aourat ko kyo bhej diya...

Main- aourat..koun...wo najam kya....

Akash- ha wahi....use kyo bheja....aur kya bol kar bheja tha....ki wo khush ho jaygi....haa....

Main- par use DJ ne bheja dad....aur anu ko nikalne ke liye uska jana jaroori tha....

Akash- par anu to yaha bhi safe thi na.....fir kya jarooorat thi....aur wo chhod.....tune use ye kyo bola ki uska sapna pura ho jayga....tujhe pata hai wo jabse aai hai tabse hi...tujhe kya bolu main...

Main- dad....aapko gussa kis baat ki hai....use jo sochna ho soche....aap to kuch kar nhi rahe na....haa...

Akash- par naam to mera hi ho raha na....wo to yahi soch rahi hai ki wo mere sath hi.....tu samjhta kyo nhi...maine teri maa ko vaada kiya tha ki main kisi dusri aourat ko dekhuga bhi nhi...aur ye najam to mera naam hi legi na...tab kya hoga....mera naam to gaya na....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga dad....aur agar usne aapke naam par kuch karne ki kosis bhi ki na....to uski garden meri mutthi me hai.....pata yo hai aapko...ab aap shant ho jaiye....wo apne hi side hai....

Akash- nhi beta....meri jindagi ja tajurba uski aankho me gaddari dekh chuka hai....wo bharoshe ke layak nahi.....

Main- agar aisa hai to wo pachhtaygi....aap mujh par bharosha rakho.....

Akash- wo to hai....aur bahut jyada hai.....accha ye chhod....ye bata ki teri maa kaisi hai.....uski asliyar pata chali....

Main- nhi....par jaldi hi chal jaygi....

Akash- beta....us bahrupiya ko chhodna mat....usne alka ki jagah le kar bahut badi galti ki hai..use dardnaak mout dena......

Main(man me)- sorry dad...main aapko ye nhi bata sakta ki asli maa bhi jinda hai...aur mere paas hai....kyoki agar ye aapko bata diya to aap rukege nhi...aur sara khel bigad jayga....

Akash- kya hua....chup kyo ho gaya....

Main- kuch nhi dad....aap jaisa chahte ho waisa hi hoga......bas abhi aap aaraam se raho...

Akash- ok.....aur haa...is najam par najar rakhna.....

Main- ok dad....

Akash- theek hai....khyaal rakhna....chal bye....

Main- bye dad....

Akash ne call cut ke ek baar najam ke room par najar dali aur sir hilate huye nikal gaya....

Aur wahi room ke andar shraabi aur najam jhad kar ek-dusre ki baahon me pade huye the.....

Sharaabi(kapde pahan kar)- ab tu fresh ho ja....main baad me aata hu.....fir naste ke baad....tu samjh gai na....chal ready ho ja.....

Ye bol kar sharaabi room se nikal gaya....aur najam use jate dekhte huye soch me pad gai....

Najam(man me)- bas DJ ne apna kaam kar diya ho to sahi....warna agar akash ko mere yaha aane ki wajah pata chali....to ye baap-bete meri maa chod dege.....pata nhi is kameene DJ ke liye aur kitni gaand marani hogi...aahhh...waise maza to bahut aaya....uumm...chalo ready ho jati hu....sala fir se thokega......

Ye sochte huye najam fresh ho kar nahane lagi....ki tabhi use halka dard hua aur wo kuch hi seconds me farsh par gir gai.....

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RIYA KE GHAR..........

Jaise hi main riya ke ghar pahucha to mujhe samjh aa gaya ki waha ka mahoul bahut hi garam hai.....

Main- kya hua riya....yaha sab chup-chup kyo hai.....

Riya(dheere se)- wo sanju ne apne aapko room me band kar liya hai....aur aunty ki ek baat tak sunne ko taiyaar nhi hai....

Main(rajni ko dekh kar)- kya hua aunty....aap apne hi bete ko nhi sambhal saki....

Rajni(gusse se)- ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai.....tumne hi use aisa bana diya..,.

Main(muskura kar)- are yaar....ye sanju bhi na....hamesha dimaag ko chhod kar dil se kaam leta hai.....oye sanju...bahar nikal....

Sanju(andar se)- pahle is aourat ko yaha se dafa karo.....aur pahle mujhe ye bata ki ise yaha bheja kyo....kya tu bhool gaya ki ye kya hai....

Main(joor se)- tu pahle baahar aa.....fir batata hu ki ye bala hai....chal nikal....

Sanju(gate khol kar)- nhi....pahle ise bhaga yaha se.....

Main(gusse se)- ye kahi nhi jane wali...aur tu yaha aa....aur chupchap meri baat sun....

Sanju- par ye....

Main(beech me)- bas...bas 1 baar....fir chahe to khud inhe dhakke maar kar nikaal dena....samjha....

Sanju(gusse se)- theek hai....chal bol...

Main- tujhe kus baat ki gussa hai be....aur kis se hai....tu bhool gaya kya ki jise tu bgagane ko bol raha hai wo koun hai....wo teti mom hai saale.....janta hai na....

Sanju(muh bana kar)- mom....haa..huh..aisi aourat ka beta hone se accha hota ki main anaath...

Main- (gusse se)- chup kar...bilkul chup...anaath..haa....abe saale tu jo soch raha gai wo sarasar galat hai.....samjha...

Sanju- nhi samjha...aur samjhna bhi nhi....aur tu iski tarfdaari kyo kar raha gai be.....kya tu bhool gaya ki isne tere khilaaf kya-kya kukarm kiye...haa..sab bhool gaya.....???

Main- nhi....main kuch nhi bhoola...par wo meri baat hai....use chhod...kyoki main bhi purani baaten chhod chuka....tu bata...tere sath kya kar diya....

Sanju- kya kiya...ye tu puch raha hai...are yahi hai wo jisne mujhe ye bol kar ghar se nikala tha ki wo uska ghar hai.....mera nhi...ab tu hi bata...jo aourat apne sage bete se ye bol sakti hai ki uske ghar par uske bete ka haq nhi.....us aourat ko kya bolu....kya wo maa kahlane ke laayak hai....haa...ab bol....chup kyo hai...bol na....

Main- bolta hu...aur tu kaan khol kar sun....aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikaal kar kuch bura nhi kiya...balki teri jaan bachai hai.....

Sanju(hairani se)- kya..jaan bachai....

Main- haa....aur unhe aisa karne ke liye maine hi bola tha.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- tune....tune bola.....wo bhi is se....aur ye maan gai...haa....kuch bhi...haatt...

Main- kuch bhi nhi...sach...sach bol raha hu...dekh....tujhe puri baaat pata nhi...bas isi wajah se tere dil me nafrat ghar kar gai....

Sanju- matlab.....tu...tu saaf-saaf batayga....

Main- haa...par tu beech me mat bolna....puri baat sun...ok

Sanju- hmm...tu bol....

Main- to sun fir.....dekh...ye to tu janta hi hai ki rajni aunty ne mere khilaaf bhi kadam utha liya tha...khas kar meri mout ki khabgar ke baad.....

Aur haa...jab main jinda bapis aaya....tab bhi ye apni harqaton se baaj nhi aai thi...inke dil me mere dad ke liye betahasa nafrat thi....

Par jab maine inhe djarmesh ki mout ki asli wajah batai....tab ye toot gai....aur apne kiye ke liye apne aapko kasoorbaar thahrane lagi....

Uper se inhe is baat ka gum bhi tha ki inki hi wajah se inki beti nhi rahi....isliye ye apni jaan tak dene wali thi.....par sirf tere liye....matlab apne ikloute bete ke liye ye jinda rahi....

Aunty ko apni galti ka ahsaas to ho gaya tha....par usse pahle hi wo najam ke sath aa chuki thi....aur unki paresani ye thi ki wo najam ke changul se kaise bache......

Dusri taraf aunty mere liye bhi kuch karna chahti thi...taki jo galtiyan unhone anjaane me kar di thi...unka paschataap kar sake....

Tab mere hi kahne par inhone najam ka sath dena jari rakha...aur uski chaheti ban kar uska hukum manti rahi....

Aur wahi mere kahne par tu bhi najam ke sath mil gaya tha....aur alok sir bhi...

Fir mujhe khabar mili ki najam ne tere ghar me camere aur microphones fit karaye hai....aur uski najar tum logo par...khas kar tum par bani hi rahti hai....

Aur mujhe dar tha ki kabhi tu nashe me ya josh me aa kar kuch aisa na bol de...jisse najam ko shaq ho jaaye...islite mere kahne par hi aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikala tha....aur riya tujhe lene pahuchi thi....samjhe.....

Sanju(hairani se)- to kya mom tumhare sath thi....

Main- haa....aur yahi hai wo jinki wajah se mujhe pata chala tha ki alok ko badal diya gaya hai aur asli alok khatre me hai....

Sanju- par mujhe ye sab kyo nhi bataya....

Main- kyoki tu josh me aa kar dil se sochta gai....dimaag se nhi...aur na chahre huye bhi khud ko paresaani me daal leta hai....

Sanju- maine aisa kab kiya.....

Main- kab kiya....haa...tina ka case bhool gaya.....haa....tab kya hua tha....bina 1 baar baat kiye hi apne dil me mere khilaaf nafrat bhar li..aur mujhe maarne tak taiyaar ho gaya....sala maar bhi dala....haa...

Sanju- wo...main...sorry na....main bahak...

Main(beech me)- mujhe nhi...aunty ko sorry bol.....kitna dukh diya tune unhe....are sagi maa hai teri....unke dil par kya beeti hogi jab tu unhe dafa kar e ko bol raha tha.....

Sanju- ha bhai....galti to hui hai...bahut badi galti...mom...i m sorry...

Ye bol kar sanju , rajni aunty ki taraf bgaga aur unke seene se chipak gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte dono maa-bete ki aankho se aanshu chhalak uthe...

Sanju rote huye aunty ko sorry bol raha tha aur aunty uska sir sahlate huye use rok rahi thi....

Maa- bete ka milan dekh jar meri aankhe bhi nam hone lagi...aur riya to sisakne hi lagi.....

Main(riya ka kandha sahla kar)- riya.....i m sorry...meri wajah se tumhari mom...

Riya(beech me)- nhi....sorry nhi...wo usi laayak thi....main to khushi se ro rahi hu...finally aunty ko apna beta mil hi gaya...

Main- hmm...agar tu kahe to aunty ko unki bahu se bhi milwa du....

Riya(sakpaka kar)- kya....bahu...matlab...

Main- ab mujhse bhi naatak.....mujhe pata hai ki tu aur sanju.....

Riya(beech me)- aisa kuch nhi hai.....wo to bas ..hum dono...bas dost hai....

Main- dost...haa...theek hai....to main dusri ladki dekh leta hu....

Roya- kya....par kyo.....uski saadi ki itni jaldi kyo....

Main- is se tujhe kya....mere dimaag me hai ek ladki....ruko...bula hi leta hu...

Ye bol kar maine jeb se phon nikala aur riya ko dekh kar hasne laga.....

Main- are muh to dekho tumhara.....oh ho...kya yaar...

Riya(gusse se)- hamesha mazaak...main baat hi nhi karti...

Ye bol jar riya jane lagi to maine usko pakad kar uske kandhe me hath daal diya....aur riya apne aapko chhudane lagi....

Sanju(riya ko dekhte hi )- oye...use to chhod de bhai...

Main- ohh....milan ho gaya....theek hai..le sambhal ise....

Ye bol kar maine riya ko sanju ki taraf dhakel diya aur wo sanju ki baahon me pahuch gai....

Main- aunty.....ye lo...bete ke sath bahu bhi mil gai.....ab khush to ho...

Rajni- ha beta...ab to bahut khush hu...bahut jyada....

Main- hmm....par abhi khushiya baki hai....jara dil ko sambhalna....kahi dhadkan na bad jaaye.....

Rajni- acccha....chalo batao...ab bhi kuch baki hai....

Main- ha...kyo nhi....ek minute....

Main bol hi raha tha ki mere phon par ek msg aaya....aur use dekhte hi main paresaan ho gaya.....

Main- aunty....baki baad me.....abhi mujhe jana hoga....

Sanju- kya hua...koi tention....ruk main bhi aata hu....

Main- nhi....tu wahi kar jo bola tha...main sambhal luga....baad me milte hai...

Aur maine bhaag kar bahar aaya aur car ko full speed me douda diya.......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......

Ghar ke baahar tej aati hui car jabarjast break maar kar ruki to andar baitha rony chounk kar baahar aane laga....

Tabhi usne saamne se DJ aur mantri ko aate dekha...to rony aur jyada chounk gaya.....

Rony(man me)- ye dono fir se....ab kua ho gaya.....

DJ(gusse se)- kaha gaya wo ladka.....

Rony- wo..wo andar room me.....par hua kya....

DJ - chup rah.....

Aur DJ gusse se fanfanata hua room ki taraf bad gaya....par room par tala dekh kar bhoukhla gaya.....

DJ - ye tala kiun maara be....

Rony(paas aa kar)- mm..maine sir....wo surksha ke liye....

DJ - jaldi khol....sala.....mujhe chutiya banayege....kusi ko nhi chhoduga...bas ek baar confirm ho gaya na....to sabko maar duga....jaldi khol saale....

Rony- jjj..ji sir...bas....wo chaabi same hai na to...

DJ (joor se)- bakwas nhi....tala khol.....jaldi....

Rony(man me)- lagta gai ise shaq ho gaya hai ki andar nakli aadmi hai.....ab kya karu....agar ise sach pata chala to...anu, parul, aur main...nhi-nhi.....aisa...

DJ - khol na saale.....

Rony- ji sir...khul gaya...

Aur tala khulte hi DJ ne ek joordaar kick maar kar gate khola aur saamne badhe ankit ke paas ja kar uski shirt pakdi aur ek hi jhatke me faad dali.....

Aur jaise hi shirt fat kar alag hui to DJ ki aankhe badi ho gai....

Mantri- bhai....dekho..wo......wo nhi hai....

DJ - main dekh raha hu......

Rony(man me)- ab to bure fase.......


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Ab Aage.........

SANJU KE GHAR PAR.......

Jab sonu aur pappu, dhyaanchand, sarojini, chunni , munni(megha) , raksha aur anu ko le kar nikle to aage jate hi unki cars ke piche 2 cars lag gai....

Sonu(drive karte huye)- pappu ji.....mujhe aisa kyo lag raha hai ki ye piche chal rahi cars humara pichha kar rahi hai.....

Pappu(pichhe dekh kar)- tum ye kaise bol sakte ho......ho sakta hai ki inhe bhi isi raste jana ho.....

Sonu- ho sakta hai....chalo check kar lete hai....aap dusri car ko tej chalne ko bolo....

Aur ye bol kar sonu ne car ki speed bada di...aur dusri car bhi teji se chal padi....

Par tabhi un cars ke piche lagi dono cars bhi speed se aage badne lagi.....

Sonu- ab kya kahte ho pappu ji....

Pappu - tum sahi the...ye saale humare hi pichhe hai....par ye log hai koun....

Sonu- aur koun ho sakte hai....hoge usi kameene DJ ke aadmi.....

Pappu - par use kaise pata chala ki hum kaha hai.....

Pappu ke aisa bolte hi car me tej hasi goojne lagi....wo thi dhyanchand ki hasi.....

Pappu- tu has kyo raha hai...kya ye sab tera kaam hai.....

Sonu- kya yaar....aap ab bhi puch hi rahe hai....ye jaroor is kameene ka kaam hoga....

Pappu- lagta hai isne koi camera aur mike chhipa rakha hai...tabhi to DJ ko pata chala....

Sonu- are nhi...aap bhool gaye kya....humne ise nanga kar ke talaashi li thi....iske paas kuch nhi.....

Pappu- to fir ye saala has kyo raha hai....kuch to jaroor hai iske paas...bol saale....kya chhipaya hai tune....

Dhyaanchand- pappu babu...tum aaj bhi bewakoof hi ho...hahaha....are wo kadka sach bol raha hai.....maine kuch nhi chhupya hai.....

Pappu(gusse se)- to fir use pata kaise chala.....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mera bete ka dimaag bada tej hai babu....wo kab kya kar deta hai.....tum ye soch bhi nhi sakte....samjhe....

Pappu- bhaad me jaay tu aur tera beta...huh...

Dhyaanchand- nhi babu....ab bhaad me to tum sab jaoge.....thoda intzaar karo.....mere bete ke aadmi tum sabki kabre yahi khod dalege......sab ke sab maroge....samjhe....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ko gussa aa gaya aur usne lagbhag adhmare pade dhyanchand ko ek joordaar muqqa maar diya....aur wahi sonu ne car ki speed aur jyada bada di....

Kuch hi der me charon cars basti se baahar khuli sadak par doudne lagi....

Tabhi picha karne wali cars ne speed badai.......par sonu ne badi chalaki se unko aage jane se rok diya.....

Thodi der tak cars ki aage nikalne ki kasmakas chalti rahi....pichha karne wale car ko aage badate aur sono car ghumate huye unko aage badne se rok deta....

Jab picha karne wale naakaam rahe to unhone gun nikaal li....

Sonu(mirror me dekhte hi)- sab jhuk jao...abhi...

Sonu ke kahte hi sab sheet ki aad le kar jhuk gaye....aur wahi piche se goliyan chalne lagi.....

Ye sab dekh jar raksga ne ghabra kar ek call jar diya......

Pappu- sonu.....tej bhaga na...

Sonu- are main tej hi bgaga raha hu...par wo bhi puri speed se bad raha hai....

Pappu - to ab kya kare.....

Sonu- nhi pata....bas bhagna hi padega.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne excelator par pair dawaya hi tha ki tabhi car ladkhadane lagi.......

Pappu- ye...ye kya kiya.....

Sonu(car sambhalte hute)- maine nhi...un kameeno ne....inki...to....

Pappu(aage dekhte hute)- sambhal ke sonu....

Sonu- kosis kar raha hu....

Sonu jaise-taise car sambhal raha tha...par car ka ek tayer goli lagne se fat chuka tha.....

Isi wajah se car sadak par ragad maarte hute road se utar gai aur finally ek ped se takra kar ruk gai....

Pappu- aahh...kya kiya tune....

Sonu- maine...maine kya kiya...dekh nahi rahe ki tayre me goli lagi hai....main kya karta....

Pappu- ab kya kare....wo log aa hi rahe hai....

Dhyanchand- ab tum log kuch nhi kar sakte.....haha..hahahah...hagahahaha....

Sonu(gusse se)- galatfahmi hai teri.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne gun nikali aur dhyaanchand ki kanpati par laga kar car se nikal gaya.....

Sonu- pappu ji....aap chunni ko phon kar do ki wo log ruke na.....hum jaldi hi milege....

Pappu- hmm..(aur call lagane laga )

Yaha dushmano ki ek car chunni ki car ke piche lagi hui thi...aur dusri car se kuch aadmi nikal kar sonu ke saamne khade the....

Aadmi- car me jo bhi hai...sabko bahar nikalo....

Sonu- unki chhodo....tum pahle meri baat suno....dekho....apne hathyaar rakho aur nikal lo yaha se....kyoki ab hum tumgari car se hi aage jayge.....

Aadmi- accha....hmm....idea accha hai.....par aisa kuch nhi hone wala.....asal me hum pahle tum sabko marege aur fir dhyanchand ko le kar yaha se jayge...aur tab tak humare sathi dusri car ke logo ko bhi nipta chuke hoge....

Sonu(muskura kar)- dekh....agar aisa kuch socha bhi na.....to sabse pahle ye buddha marega....aur ye mar gaya to...jante ho na....ye koun hai....tere boss ka baap...haa...

Aadmi(dusre aadmi se)- call kar....

Sonu- ha call kar.....aur bata use ki uska baap meri gun ke nisane par hai.....agar ek bhi galat harqat hui na...to iske bheje ka kachoomar ban jayga....

Aadmi(call par)- ji boss...ok boss....jaisa aap kahe....

Sonu- kya bola usne.....haa...chalo ab niklo...

Aadmi(call cut jar ke)- aisa bilkul nhi hoga....

Aur us aadmi ne gun taan kar fire kar diya....aur sonu ne badi furti se dhyaanchand ko apne saamne kar diya...jisse golu seedhe dhyaanchand ke seene me ja dhasi....

Sonu- ye..ye kya kiya...dekh saale....gaya tere boss ja baap...ab kya karega....kya bolega use...

Aadmi- boss ne hi bola hai....buddha marta hai to mare...par tum me se koi jinda nhi rahna chahiye.....

Aadmi ki baat sun kar sonu aur pappu to hairaan huye hi....par sabse jyada hairaan tha dhyaanchand.....jo abhi goli lagne se tadap raha tha.....

Dhyaanchand- aahh..kya...kya mere bete ne....aahh..usne mujge maarne ko....

Aadmi(beech me)- ha...unhe ab tumhari koi jaroorat nhi.......

Ye sunte hi dhyanchand ekdam sunn pad gaya....wo ektak un aadmiyon ko dekhne laga aur fir uski aankhon se aanshu jhalak pade....

Dhyaanchand- mere bete ne aisa bola...use.....use meri jaroorat nhi.....aahh...main to...main soch bhi nhi sakta tha....aaahhh...

Sonu- dekh liya tune.....aur tu aise kameene ke liye saalon se kameenapan kar raha tha...ab dekh....teri jaroorat khatm hui aur tujhe maarne ko bol diya....

Dhyaanchand sonu ki baat sun kar khamosh raha aur sir jhuka kar rone laga....

Aadmi- chalo ab alvida kahne ka waqt aa gaya.....aur suruwat is buddhe se hi hogi.....

Tabhi ek car sansanati hui aai aur break lagte hi ek goli chali....aur wo aadmi dher ho gaya....

Ye dekh kar baki ke aadmiyon ne bhi car ki taraf gun taani....par wo kuch kar pate...isse pahle hi car ki taraf se dusri goli chali aur dusra aadmi dher ho gaya....

Aur yaha mouka pakar sonu ne bhi jaldi se 2 goli chala di aur baki ke 2 aadmi bhi dher ho gaye.....

Pappu- ye car me koun hai....

Sonu- kya pata....bahar nikle to pata chale.....

Ye bol kar sonu aur pappu car ki taraf dekhne lage.....is beech raksha bhi car se nikal aai aur muskurate huye sonu ke baju me khadi ho gai....

Sonu- tum..tum muskura kyo rahi ho.....kya tum janti ho ki ye koun hai....

Raksha- jante to aap bhi hai....khud dekh lo....

Tabhi car ka gate khula aur ek ladka baahar aaya....jise dekh kar sabke chehre par hairani ke bhaav aa gaye.....

Raksha- ye kaise....maine to....

Sonu(beech me)- kya hua.....tumhe bhi pata nhi tha kya....

Raksha- nhi...iska to bilkul nhi....

Akram- abe aise kya dekh rahe ho....us buddhe ko uthao aur chalo.....chalo aao....

Itna sunte hi sonu aur pappu ne dhyaaanchand ko uthaya aur raksha ke sath car me baith gaye....aur niksl pade aage ki taraf....

Sonu(car me)- tum yaha pahuche kaise....

Akram- ye to raksha ka kamaal hai.....isne hi wawt rahte ankit ko call kar diya tha....

Sonu- to ankit kyo nhi aaya.....

Akram- usne aane me der ho jati....aur main paas me hi tha....to aa gaya...

Sonu- thoda tej chalo....ek car abhi bhi humare sathiyon ke piche hai....

Akram- ghabrao mat....yaha aane ke pahle main unko nipta kar aaya hu.....humare log safe hai....aur sahi jagah pahuch chuke hai.....

Sonu- ohh..to fir hospital chalo......is buddhe ko bhi bachana hai.....

Akram- apna doctor bhi wahi mil jayga....

Sionu- to tej bgagao....kahi ye buddha tapak na jaaye....

Akram- sahi kaha....

Aur fir akram ne car ki speed badai aur car hawa ki raftaar se aage badne lagi......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......

Rony ka dil aur dimaag is waqt behad ghabra raha tha....aur dusri taraf DJ ankit ke seene ko badi gour se dekhe ja raha tha.....

Mantri - bhai.....ye wo nhi hai....ye ankit hi hai.....

DJ (joor se)- bola na ki dekh raha hu....thodi der chup rah.....

Aur mantri ko daantne ke baad DJ ne apna hath aage badaya aur ankit ke seene par laga diya....aur fir teji se uska seena ragadne laga......

DJ - hmm...ye sala ankut hi hai.....huh...

Mantri - maine to pahle hi bola tha.....are agar ye humara aadmi hota to ab tak to aapko khabar mil hi gai hoti....

DJ - teri baat bhi theek hai....par kya karu....jab meri aatma kuch bolyi hai na....to main bina kuch soche wahi karta hu....jo meri aatma kahti hai....

Mantri- janta hu....accha ab to aapko tasalli ho gai na......

DJ - ha ho gai....puri tarah se....ye ankut hi hai....

Mantri- to ab chale kya.....

DJ - nhi....pahle jara in maa-bete ka milan kara du.....

Mantri - par ye ladka abhi hosh me nhi hai..aur aisi haalat me ise alka dekhegi to saatad aur bhi beemaar ho jaaye.....wo doctor ne bola tha na....

DJ - are ha yaar...main bhi bhool jata hu...ye rony.....jitna jald ho sake is lagdke ko hosh me laao....par yaad rakhna....hosh me bhi ye kusi kaam ka na rahne paaye....samjha na.....

Rony- jj..ji....maine doctor ko bol rakha hai sab.....

DJ - theek hai....ab relax ho ja....aur jaise hi ye hosh me aaye to mujhe turant khabar karna...chal chhote....hum tab tak dusra jaam bhi dekh lete hai....

Ye bol kar DJ aur mantri waha se nikal gaye.....aur unke jane ke baad rony ankut ke saamne baitha aur use ek-tak ghoorne laga.....

Main- abe kitna ghoorega....meri aawaaz sunte hi rony chounk jar piche ja gira......

Rony- aaa..mummy.......

Main- abe chillata kyo hai....main hi hu....real ankit....

Rony(sambhalte huye)- sir...aap...aap yaha kaise....

Main- kaise kya.....aana pada...warna us kameene ko sach pata chal jata.....aur wo mujhe hone nhi dena tha....samjha.....

Rony- par aap aaye kab..auf kaha se...aur aapke hath pair kisne baadhe....

Main- abe....ye pair mainr hi baadhe the....aur hath....to ye dekh.....ye badhe hi nhi...sirf rassi lipti hai...dekh...

Ye bol jar maine rassi fek kar rony ko apne hath dikhaye sur jaldi se apne paron me badhi rassi khol di....

Rony- par aap aaye kaise...aur aapko kaise pata chala ki DJ yaha aaya hua hai...

Main(muskyra kar)- ye sab technology ka kamaal hai dost.....khair....meri najar DJ ki har rk harqat par hai...aur jaise hi mujhe khabar hui ki wo yaha aane wala hai...yo main samjh gaya ki jaroor koi tention hone wali hai...kyoki wo badi jaldi me aur gusse me nikla tha....

Rony- ohh..to aap usse pahle hi aa gaye....

Main- aana pada....aur yaha aane ke chakkar me aaj pahli baar itni tej car doudaai ki puch mat......ek baar to mujhe laga ki main late ho gaya....par last me sahi time par sahi jagah pahuch hi gaya....aur sara khel bigadne se bach gaya....

Rony- ohh...waise DJ ko shaq kyo hua...aur wo aapke seene par kya dekh raha tha....

Main- use shaq kyo hua...ye to main nhi janta....par haa....ye hum jaroor jaan sakte hai ki wo mere seene par kya doond raha tha....ho na ho us nakli ankit ke seene par kuch hai...koi nisaan saayad....

Rony- are haa...wo nakli ankut hai kaha....

Main- bed ke neeche....nikaal use....jara dekhu to ki uske seene par aisa hai kya...jo DJ dekh raha tha...nikaal....

Rony- hmm..

Fir rony ne nakli ankit ko nikala aur jaldi se uski shirt ko khola...to hume uske seene par ek kala daag dikha.....

Main- hmm..ye dekh....ise dekh raha tha sala.....

Rony- hmm..are sir...aap bhi ek aisa hi nisaan kyo nhi banwa lete....kyoki agar aisa kabhi duwara hua to kam se kam hum safe to rahege.....

Main- yaar tujhse aisi ummeed nhi thi...

Rony- kya matlab....aisa kya bola maine....

Main- are yaar....DJ aaj dekh chuka hai ki ankit yani ki mere seene par koi nisaan nhi....aur ab tu bol raha ki nisaan banao....haa...

Rony(sir peet kar)- ohh..sorry-sorry....main bhi na....pata nhi...par abhi bhi dimaag sunn hai...wo DJ ke aane se thoda dar gaya tha na....

Main(kandha sahla kar)- relax yaar....tu tention kyo leta hai....mere rahte tujh par koi aanch nhi aa sakti....chal ab ise bapis baandh de...aur sun....doctor ko bolna ki mom ko jald se jald theek kare....waise mom hai kaha....

Rony- wo dusre room me hai......wo aapne bola tha na....

Main(beech me)- are haa....ye sala DJ ke chakkar me rah gaya...koi nhi...main le jata hu....tu doctor pradhaan ko call kar...aur mere liye drink maga....thoda aaraam kar lu....

Fir rony ne bahar ja kar apne aadmi ko order diya...aur us nakli ankit ko bandhwa diya....aur main drink karte huye kuch sochne laga.....

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ANKIT KE GHAR.........

Parul ghar me baithi kisi gahri soch me doobi hui apne phon ko lagataar dekhe ja rahi thi.....ki tabhi uske phon oar ek msg aaya.....

Aur us msg ko padhte hi wo khush ho gai aur muskurate huye relax ho kar sofe par pasar gai.....

Parul- chalo....kuch to accha hua.....warna pichle kuch time se bas bura hi bura ho raha tha mere sath......ab ja kar kuch aur soch paugi....hmm...kyo na aaj ankit bhai ka room check kar liya jaaye....dekhe to tijori me kuch hai bhi ya fir DJ bewakoof bana raha tha......hmm..yahi karti hu....

Par isse pahle ki parul uper jati.....renu aur manu ghar me dakhil ho gai....aur unhe dekhte hi parul ruk gai....

Parul- are di....aap aa gai....

Renu- ha...thoda der lag gai na....

Parul- are.....ab ladkiyan shopping me der nhi lagaygi to koun lagayga...haa...

Renu(muskyra kar)- sahi kaha....waise ye parul hai....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- main janti hu ise....bata kyo rahi ho....

Parul- ha di...aap manu ji se meri pahchan kyo kara rahi hai....hum pahli baar thode na mil rahe hai....

Renu(sir peet kar)- oh ho....asal me aaj market me meri kai saheliyan mili...aur baar-baar main manu se unki pahchan karati rahi....to bas wahi tumhare sath bhi ho gaya....sorry...

Parul- are di...isme sorry kya....accha aap log baitho...main aapke liye coffy banati hu....

Renu- ha....mera sir bhi bhari ho raha tha.....banao....

Parul(man me)- agar mujhe apna jaam karna hai to didi ka sona hi theek rahega...nhi to ye 10 sawaal puchegi....chalo...coffy pila kar inko sula deti hu....

Ye sochte huye parul ne coffy banai aur usme need ki dawa mila kar renu aur manu ko pila di....

Aur fir kuch der baad hi renu aur manu apne-apne room me ja kar gahri need me so gai.....aur parul ankit ke room me ja kar chhanbeen karne lagi.....

Yaha jaise hi manu room me aai to alka ko room me nhi paya.....

Manu- ye alka kaha gai.....alka...alka...

Alka(bathroom se)- hmmm..

Manu- ohh...bathroom me hai....theek hai...jaldi aao.....tumse kuch baat karni hai....

Aur isse pahle ki alka bahar aati....manu ke upwr need ki goli ka asar hua aur wo so gai......

Alka(bahar aate hi)- ha bol....are...so gai kya....are uth na.....uth....

Par manu kaha jaagne wali thi...wo to gahri need me thi.....

Alka- ye achanak so kaise gai....kahi kusi ne kuch....ek minute....

Aur alka ne jaldi se manu ki palke khol kar aankhe dekhi aur aankh dekhte hi chounk gai....

Alka- ise to sulaya gaya hai...saayad need ki goli...ya fir behoshi ki....par ye kiya kisne....jaroor koi gadbad hai....

Ye soch jar alka ne DJ ko call laga diya.....

( Call Par )

DJ - ha jaan....kya hua....

Alka- kaha ho tum.....

DJ - main to hotel me hi hu....par tum itni ghabrai hui kyo ho.....

Alka- ek gadbad ho gai....

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- are wo....jo manu hai na....use kisi ne sula diya....

DJ - manu ko...hahahahaha....tum bhi na jaan.....manu ko koun sula sakta hai......hahaha....

Alka- are...tum has rahe ho....samjho na....main kya bol rahi hu....

DJ - ohhkk...main samjh bhi gaya....aur mujhe oata bhi hai ki use kisne sulaya....

Alka- kisne....

DJ - humari chhoti si jasoos ne...parul...

Alka- parul ne...par kyo....

DJ - are...wo saayad renu ko sulana chahti thi....to usne coffy me need ki goliyan mila di...aur wahi coffy usne tumhari manu ko bhi pila di...hahaha....

Alka- ohh...par kyo....wo karne kya wali hai....

DJ - jaha tak main janta hu.....wo is waqt ankit ke kamre ki chhanbeen kar rahi hai....saauad maine use tijori ke baare me jo bola tha....wo wahi dekh rahi hogi...

Alka- accha....par jab use kuch nhi milega tab.....tab kya bologe.....

DJ - uski nouwat hi nhi aaygi....kyoki ankit ki tijori kholna uske bas ki baat nhi.....tum tention mat lo....

Alka- hmm...waise us anu ka kaam hua ki nhi....

DJ - ha ho gaya.....uska bhi....aur uske sathiyon ka bhi.....bas is sab me mujhe us buddhe dhyaanchand ki kurwani bhi deni padi....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....tumhe use maar dala....kyo....wo humare sath hi the....

DJ - ha...janta hu....par ghoda bhi jab buddha ho jata hai....to use race me nhi doudate....to fir main ek buddhe insaan ke liye apni race kaise haar jata....haa...

Alka- main kya bolu....ye tumhara faisla hai....tumhi jano....par haa...ye sab jald se jald khatm karo....pata nhi kyo mujhe dar sa lagne laga hai....

DJ - are...tu dar rahi hai....kyo...are tu pichhle 20 saalon se nhi dari....to ab kyo....are bhool gai kya....wo tu hi hai jisne hume apne maqsad ke itne kareeb la kar khada kiya hai....tune hi to sab sambhala tha....warna main to jail pahuch gaya tha....tu na hoti to kuch na hota....aur aaj tu hi darne lagi...kyo...

Alka- pata nhi....bas ye jaldi se khatm karo......ankit aur alka ...dono tumhare paas hai...to unse khajane ki chaabi haadil karo aur fir sab khatm karo bas....

DJ - ha meri jaan...bas 2 din me sab ho jayga...par tum ye to batao ki tumhe dar kis baat ka hai....

Alka(man me)- ab kaise bolu ki wo nakli ankit mujhe chodne ki firaaq me hai...pata nhi kab aa kar meri choot faad dega....

DJ - bolo na jaan....hua kya....

Alka- huh...nhi...hua to kuch nhi...fir bhi...haldi khatm karo....

DJ - karta hu.....par pahle tum us ladki ko thikane lagao.....uska marna bahut jaroori hai....

Alka- par kyo...tum uske piche kyo pade ho....uski kya galti.....wo to humare....

DJ (beech me)- nhi...mujhe aur kuch nhi sunna....bas mujhe us akash ka pura khandaan mitana hai.....isliye usko niptao...aaj hi...aur haa....apne ankit ki madad le lena....kaam aasaan ho jayga...

Alka(man me)- kaam to aasaan ho jayga...par sath me mera kaam tanaam ho jayga....

DJ - kya hua....chup kyo ho gai...

Alka- kucb nhi...main soch rahi thi ki usi se bol kar marwa dete hai na...main kyo....

DJ(beech me)- nhi....ye kaam tumhe hi karna hoga....

Alka- par kyo...koi khas wajah..,..

DJ - khas hi samjho....pahle tum use khatm karo....fir samjhauga...chalo ab rakhta hu......mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di...aur call cut hote hi alka gusse se badbadane lagi....

Alka- pata nhi ye karna kya chahta hai...ab us ladki ko main hi maaru...pata nhi kyo...baad me batauga....huh.....ab us kameene ki madad leni hogi....aur wo sala to....huh...aur ye saali....ise bhi abhi sona tha.....bas jaldi se ye sab khatm ho jao to chain mile....sala, saalo se jindagi me ek din chain nhi mila....jab dekho tab kuch na kuch...ye alkash aur alka ne to meri jingdagi hi tawaah kar di....aur fir uska beta....kaneena....

Aise hi gaali bakte huye alka bed par baithi aur takiye ke neeche se ek dairy nikaal kar usme kuch likhne lagi.......
 
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