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[TRAMBAK MAHARAJ KA NAYA SANSAR]
Chapter 03: Bal-Vivah Ka Tanaav
[ Part 5 of 5: Bapuji Ka Realization ]
Narrator (Trambak Maharaj): "Namaste Dosto! Main hoon Trambak Maharaj. Kabhi-kabhi kismat insaan ko woh dikhati hai jo hone wala hota hai. Dekhate hai, aba aage kya honga dekhnege!"
Jethalal ke ghar par tabhi police ki entry hui! Society ke compound mein police ki jeep khadi thi aur saari bhabhiyan—Babita Ji, Anjali bhabhi, Roshan bhabhi—gallery se niche dekh rahi thi. Jethalal darr ke maare kapne laga. Jaise hi woh darwaze ke pas pahuncha, wahan Inspector khada tha.
"Aaiye Jethalal ji! Humein pakki news mili hai ki aap apne 6 saal ke bete ki shaadi 21 saal ki ladki se karwa rahe hain! Ye kanoonan jurm hai!" Inspector ne danda ghumate huye kaha.
"Nahi-nahi sahab! Woh toh bas... Bapuji ki zidd thi! Main toh mana kar raha tha!" Jethalal chillaya.
Daya phoot-phoot kar ro rahi thi, "Mera Tapu toh abhi chota hai, usey jail mat le jaiye!"
Bapuji gusse mein ghoor rahe they, "Jethiya! Tune hi sab gadbad ki! Maine toh kaha tha sanskar hai!"
Police ne Jethalal ka haath pakda aur usey dhakka dekar le jane lage. Jethalal ne chillane ki koshish ki, par uska gala baith gaya tha. Usey laga ab sab khatam ho gaya... uski izzat, uski dukan... sab chala gaya. Woh hatha-pai karne laga aur tabhi uski aankh khul gayi.
"NAHIIIIIIIIII! MAIN BEGUNAHOONNNNN!"
Jethalal zor se chillaya aur jhatke se bed par uth kar baith gaya. Woh poori tarah paseene se lathpath tha, uska kurta uske badan se chipak rahi thi. Usne tezzi se charon taraf dekha. Woh apne bedroom mein tha, AC chal raha tha, aur Daya kitchen meh kam kar rahi thi. Baahar subah ki pehli kiran khidki se aa rahi rahi thi.
Jethalal ne apne seene par haath rakha, uska dil kisi bullet train ki tarah baj raha tha. "Hass... bach gaya! Bhagwan ka shukr hai... woh sab sirf ek sapna tha? Tapu ki shaadi... woh 21 saal ki Naina... Bapuji ka bathroom wala aashirwad... sab ek khwaab tha?"
Usne chain ki saans li aur paani piya. Usey laga ki woh arrest hone wala tha par woh toh apne bed par mehfooz hai. Par phir usey yaad aaya—Bapuji ne kal raat bola tha ki woh apne dost ke ghar jayenge aur unki beti se Tapu ki shaadi ki baat karenge. Woh zidd abhi bhi haqiqat thi!
"Bapuji toh abhi bhi aade huye hain... unhe kaise samjhaun ki ye bal-vivah galat hai? Kahin mera sapna sach ho gaya toh?" Jethalal pareshani mein apna sir pakad kar baith gaya.
Jethalal abhi bed par baitha hi tha ki hall mein ghanti baji. Daya kitchen se bahar aayi aur darwaza kholne gayi. Jethalal ne hall se Bapuji ki khush-haal aur roabdar awaaz suni.
"Aaiye-aaiye! Kasturi ji! Aapne aane mein itni der kyun kar di? Hum toh kab se aapka intezar kar rahe they!"
Jethalal ke kaan khade ho gaye. Kasturi? Wahi naam jo usne sapne mein suna tha? Woh dabe paanv bed se utha aur bedroom ke darwaze ke piche se hall mein jhaankne laga. Usne jo dekha, use dekh kar uske pairo tale zameen nikal gayi.
Wahan Kasturi beti thi, aur uske saath uski beti Naina thi. Dono ka figure, dono ka rang-roop ekdum waisa hi tha jaisa Jethalal ne apne sapne mein dekha tha! Wahi 36D aur 34C ka raseela boobs. Kasturi ne wahi gehri saree pehni thi jo uski kamar ko nanga dikha rahi thi aur Naina wahi salwar-kameez mein thi jisme uski leggings poori tarah chipki hui thi.
"Ye kaise ho sakta hai? Kya main abhi bhi sapna dekh raha hoon? Ya mera sapna haqiqat ban kar mere hall mein baitha hai?" Jethalal ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Woh darr aur tanaav ke beech phans gaya tha.
Tabhi achanak, bedroom mein ek ajeeb si chamak hui, jaise kisi ne 1000 watt ka bulb jala diya ho. Ek thandi aur sugandhit hawa chali. Jethalal ne piche mudkar dekha toh wahan ek divya aur muskurahat liye huye purush khade they—Trambak Maharaj (Main).
"Jethalal... ghabrao mat!" Trambak Maharaj ne dheere se kaha. Jethalal darr ke maare floor par girte-girte bacha.
"K-Kon? Aare aap Trambak Maharaj! Hey Trambak Maharaj, mujhe batayiye ye kya ho rha hai? Kya main pagal ho gaya hoon? Maine jo dekha woh sach tha ya ye jo dekh raha hoon woh sach hai? Wo sapne wali aurtein bahar kaise baithi hain?"
Trambak Maharaj ne muskurakar apna haath Jethalal ke sar par rakha, jisse use ek shanti mehsoos hui.
"Chinta mat karo Jethalal. Tumne jo dekha, woh matra ek sapna tha... par woh sapna nahi, balki tumhara aane wala 'Future' tha. Ye jo bahar bete hain, ye sachai hai. Tumhe darne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Maine kismat ke sitare badal diye hain taaki tu woh sab sukh haqiqat mein bhog sake jo tune abhi sirf khwabon mein dekha hai."
Jethalal ne haath jode, "Par Trambak Maharaj, Bapuji toh Tapu ki shaadi ki baat kar rahe hain! 6 saal ka bacha aur 21 saal ki jawan Naina... ye toh anarth hai!"
"Shaadi toh sirf ek bahaana hai, Jethalal... bina shaadi ke Naina is ghar mein kaise aati? Naina ko is ghar mein laane ka zariya Bapuji hain, par uska asli 'Owner' tum hi ho. Ab jao aur unse baat karo putra. Ye kismat tumhare liye ek naya 'Exchange Offer' lekar aayi hai jahan ek ticket mein do maze hain—Naina bhi aur Kasturi bhi!"
Itna keh kar Trambak Maharaj dhuyein mein gayab ho gaye. Jethalal abhi bhi shocked tha, par ab uske darr ki jagah ek naye 'High-Voltage' tanaav ne le li thi. Usne jaldi se apne baal thik kiya, chehre par thanda paani mara aur shirt pant pehan kar taiyar ho gaya. Uske dimaag mein ab Naina ki raseeli leggings aur Kasturi ka pallu ghumne laga.
Woh hall ki taraf badha, jahan Kasturi ki raseeli hansi gunj rahi thi...
Jethalal dabe paanv bedroom se bahar aaya. Hall mein Bapuji, Daya, Kasturi aur Naina baithe huye they. Jethalal ka badan tharthara raha tha. Woh wahi gaya aur wahi sofa par baith gaya jahan usne sapne mein Naina ko baithe dekha tha. Jaise hi Jethalal baitha, usne mehsus kiya ki sofa ki gaddi abhi bhi sapne ki garmi pakde huye hai.
Jaise hi Jethalal baitha, Kasturi aur Naina dono ne usey dekha. Unki aankhon mein ek ajeeb sa chaukna-pan tha. Unhe aisa laga jaise woh Jethalal ko pehle se jaanti hain, jaise koi purana aur gehra rishta ho. Naina ne Jethalal ki shirt pant ko taada aur Kasturi ne Jetha ke chehre ko.
"Kasturi ji... ye mera beta hai, Jethiya," Bapuji ne garv se parichay karwaya. "Jethiya, ye mere dost ki patni Kasturi ji hain aur ye unki bitiya, Naina."
Jethalal ne haath jode, par uske dimaag mein abhi bhi Naina ki chut aur Kasturi ka wahi black bra ghum raha tha jo usne sapne mein nikaala tha. "N-Namaste..."
Bapuji bade josh mein they. Unhone Naina ki taraf ishara kiya aur pucha, "Toh Kasturi ji, yahi hai na aapki beti jiske liye humne baat ki thi?"
Kasturi ne muskura kar Naina ke kandhe par haath rakha, uski 36D jawani saree mein uchhal rahi thi. "Ji Champaklal ji, yahi hai meri Naina. Poori 21 saal ki ho gayi hai."
Bapuji ke hosh udd gaye. Unhone apna chashma thik kiya aur hairat se Naina ko niche se upar tak dekha. "Kya? Ye? Arey... ye toh bohot badi hai! Kasturi ji, aapko shayad galat-fehmi hui hai. Mera pota Tapu toh sirf 6 saal ka bacha hai! Main uske liye rishta dhoond raha tha!"
Ye sunte hi hall mein sannata chha gaya. Naina jo abhi tak sharma rahi thi, achanak gusse mein laal ho gayi. Kasturi ki aankhein bhi phat gayi.
"Champaklal ji! Aap ye kya keh rahe hain?" Kasturi ne gusse mein khade hote huye kaha. "Aap ek 6 saal ke bache ki shaadi meri 21 saal ki jawan beti se karwana chahte hain? Aapko zara bhi sharam nahi aayi humein yahan bulate huye? Ye bal-vivah (child marriage) hai aur kanoonan jurm hai!"
Naina ne bhi Bapuji ko khari-khoti sunayi. "Chachaji, aapki umar bhajan karne ki hai, bacho ki zindagi barbad karne ki nahi! Mujhe laga tha aap sanskari hain, par aap toh ek gunah karne ja rahe they!"
Bapuji ka sar sharam se jhuk gaya. Unhe realize hua ki unke tharki doston ne garden mein unhe galat patti padhayi thi. Unhe samajh aa gaya ki woh kitni badi galti karne ja rahe they.
"Kshama kijiye... mujhe maaf kar dijiye," Bapuji ne haath jod kar kaha. "Mujhe sach mein lag raha tha ki bachpan mein rishta bandhne se sanskar bache rehte hain, par main bhool gaya tha ki ye kanoon aur insaniyat ke khilaaf hai."
Bapuji ne phir Jethalal ki taraf dekha, unki aankhon mein aansu they. "Jethiya... beta, mujhe maaf kar dey. Maine tujhe kitna pareshan kiya, tujh par chillaya. Tu sahi tha, aur main galat. Aaj se main ye shaadi ka bhoot apne sar se utarta hoon."
Jethalal ne turant Bapuji ke pair chhuye. "Nahi-nahi Bapuji! Arey aap samajh gaye, itna hi kaafi hai. Aap mere pita hain, aapko maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahi hai." Jethalal man hi man khush tha—Hass! Sapne wala police arrest ab haqiqat mein nahi hoga!
Kasturi aur Naina gusse mein jaane ke liye uthi. Jethalal ne mauka dekha aur unhe roka. "Kasturi ji, Naina beta... rukiye. Main maanta hoon Bapuji se galti hui, par unka irada bura nahi tha. Aapka bohot-bohot dhanyavad ki aapne Bapuji ko samjha diya, warna woh kisi ki nahi sun rahe they."
Jethalal ne apni shirt thik ki aur andaaz mein bola, "Itni dhoop hai... aaiye, main aapko aapke ghar tak apni gaadi mein chod deta hoon. Kam se kam humein apni galti sudhaarne ka mauka toh dijiye."
Kasturi ne Jethalal ki taraf dekha. Jethalal ki personality usey bohot pasand aa raha tha. "Arey Jetha ji, aap kyu itni taklif lete hain? Hum auto se chale jayenge."
Jethalal ne satate huye kaha, "Isme taklif kaisi? Aaiye, aaiye... rasta waise bhi mere dukan ki taraf hi jata hai." Jethalal ne Daya aur Bapuji ko salaam kiya aur Kasturi-Naina ko lekar niche compound mein aa gaya.
Teeno Jethalal ki gaadi mein baithe. Naina piche baithi thi aur Kasturi Jethalal ke ekdum baju wali seat par. Kasturi ki saree se aati mehak aur uske 36D boobs ka tanaav Jethalal ko sapne ki yaad dila raha tha.
Raste mein achanak Naina ka mobile baja. Usne call uthaya aur thodi der baat ki. "Maa! Woh meri friend ka accident ho gaya hai, mujhe abhi hospital jana padega. Aap Jetha ji ke saath ghar jaiye, main wahan se sidha hospital nikal rahi hoon."
Naina ne Jetha se gaadi rukne ko kaha aur ek taxi pakad kar chali gayi. Ab gaadi mein sirf Jethalal aur Kasturi bache they. Mahol achanak garam ho gaya.
Jethalal ne gaadi Kasturi ke building ke samne roki. "Lijiye Kasturi ji, aapka ghar aa gaya."
Kasturi ne Jethalal ki aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak dekhi. Usne apni saree ka pallu thoda sarka diya, jisse uski gori kamar saaf dikhne lagi. "Jetha ji... aap yahan tak aaye hain, toh itni dhoop mein aise hi chale jayenge? Aaiye na... upar ghar par baith kar thanda paani pijiye. Ghar par koi nahi hai."
Kasturi ne 'Ghar par koi nahi hai' par itna zor diya aur itne naughty way mein kaha ki Jethalal ka 8-inch ka lund pant ke andar ekdum se launch hone ke liye taiyar ho gaya.
Jethalal ne thoda sharmaate huye aur usey sataate huye pucha, "Acha? Agar main upar ghar par aaunga... toh mujhe thande paani ke alawa aur kya-kya milenga, Kasturi ji?"
Kasturi ne Jetha ke kaan ke paas aakar dhire se kaha, "Wahi sab milega Jetha ji... jiska aapne kal raat sapna dekha tha."
Narrator (Trambak Maharaj): "Hehe! Toh dosto dekha aapne? Sapna khatam hua par haqiqat toh usse bhi zyada 'Hardcore' nikli! Naina hospital chali gayi aur ab Jethalal aur uski raseeli Samdhan (Kasturi) akele ghar mein ja rahe hain. 21 saal ki Naina toh nikal gayi, par 40 saal ki Kasturi ka 'Garami' shuru hone wali hai. Kya Jethalal is baar haqiqat mein Kasturi k saath kuch karega?"
Hungame rukne wale nahi hain… na hi mere naye sansar ki kahani!
Dekhte rahiye!! Aur aage kya hoga, yeh janiye next part mein!"
[ Part 5 of 5 Completed ]
Chapter 03: Bal-Vivah Ka Tanaav
[ Part 5 of 5: Bapuji Ka Realization ]
Narrator (Trambak Maharaj): "Namaste Dosto! Main hoon Trambak Maharaj. Kabhi-kabhi kismat insaan ko woh dikhati hai jo hone wala hota hai. Dekhate hai, aba aage kya honga dekhnege!"
Jethalal ke ghar par tabhi police ki entry hui! Society ke compound mein police ki jeep khadi thi aur saari bhabhiyan—Babita Ji, Anjali bhabhi, Roshan bhabhi—gallery se niche dekh rahi thi. Jethalal darr ke maare kapne laga. Jaise hi woh darwaze ke pas pahuncha, wahan Inspector khada tha.
"Aaiye Jethalal ji! Humein pakki news mili hai ki aap apne 6 saal ke bete ki shaadi 21 saal ki ladki se karwa rahe hain! Ye kanoonan jurm hai!" Inspector ne danda ghumate huye kaha.
"Nahi-nahi sahab! Woh toh bas... Bapuji ki zidd thi! Main toh mana kar raha tha!" Jethalal chillaya.
Daya phoot-phoot kar ro rahi thi, "Mera Tapu toh abhi chota hai, usey jail mat le jaiye!"
Bapuji gusse mein ghoor rahe they, "Jethiya! Tune hi sab gadbad ki! Maine toh kaha tha sanskar hai!"
Police ne Jethalal ka haath pakda aur usey dhakka dekar le jane lage. Jethalal ne chillane ki koshish ki, par uska gala baith gaya tha. Usey laga ab sab khatam ho gaya... uski izzat, uski dukan... sab chala gaya. Woh hatha-pai karne laga aur tabhi uski aankh khul gayi.
"NAHIIIIIIIIII! MAIN BEGUNAHOONNNNN!"
Jethalal zor se chillaya aur jhatke se bed par uth kar baith gaya. Woh poori tarah paseene se lathpath tha, uska kurta uske badan se chipak rahi thi. Usne tezzi se charon taraf dekha. Woh apne bedroom mein tha, AC chal raha tha, aur Daya kitchen meh kam kar rahi thi. Baahar subah ki pehli kiran khidki se aa rahi rahi thi.
Jethalal ne apne seene par haath rakha, uska dil kisi bullet train ki tarah baj raha tha. "Hass... bach gaya! Bhagwan ka shukr hai... woh sab sirf ek sapna tha? Tapu ki shaadi... woh 21 saal ki Naina... Bapuji ka bathroom wala aashirwad... sab ek khwaab tha?"
Usne chain ki saans li aur paani piya. Usey laga ki woh arrest hone wala tha par woh toh apne bed par mehfooz hai. Par phir usey yaad aaya—Bapuji ne kal raat bola tha ki woh apne dost ke ghar jayenge aur unki beti se Tapu ki shaadi ki baat karenge. Woh zidd abhi bhi haqiqat thi!
"Bapuji toh abhi bhi aade huye hain... unhe kaise samjhaun ki ye bal-vivah galat hai? Kahin mera sapna sach ho gaya toh?" Jethalal pareshani mein apna sir pakad kar baith gaya.
Jethalal abhi bed par baitha hi tha ki hall mein ghanti baji. Daya kitchen se bahar aayi aur darwaza kholne gayi. Jethalal ne hall se Bapuji ki khush-haal aur roabdar awaaz suni.
"Aaiye-aaiye! Kasturi ji! Aapne aane mein itni der kyun kar di? Hum toh kab se aapka intezar kar rahe they!"
Jethalal ke kaan khade ho gaye. Kasturi? Wahi naam jo usne sapne mein suna tha? Woh dabe paanv bed se utha aur bedroom ke darwaze ke piche se hall mein jhaankne laga. Usne jo dekha, use dekh kar uske pairo tale zameen nikal gayi.
Wahan Kasturi beti thi, aur uske saath uski beti Naina thi. Dono ka figure, dono ka rang-roop ekdum waisa hi tha jaisa Jethalal ne apne sapne mein dekha tha! Wahi 36D aur 34C ka raseela boobs. Kasturi ne wahi gehri saree pehni thi jo uski kamar ko nanga dikha rahi thi aur Naina wahi salwar-kameez mein thi jisme uski leggings poori tarah chipki hui thi.
"Ye kaise ho sakta hai? Kya main abhi bhi sapna dekh raha hoon? Ya mera sapna haqiqat ban kar mere hall mein baitha hai?" Jethalal ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Woh darr aur tanaav ke beech phans gaya tha.
Tabhi achanak, bedroom mein ek ajeeb si chamak hui, jaise kisi ne 1000 watt ka bulb jala diya ho. Ek thandi aur sugandhit hawa chali. Jethalal ne piche mudkar dekha toh wahan ek divya aur muskurahat liye huye purush khade they—Trambak Maharaj (Main).
"Jethalal... ghabrao mat!" Trambak Maharaj ne dheere se kaha. Jethalal darr ke maare floor par girte-girte bacha.
"K-Kon? Aare aap Trambak Maharaj! Hey Trambak Maharaj, mujhe batayiye ye kya ho rha hai? Kya main pagal ho gaya hoon? Maine jo dekha woh sach tha ya ye jo dekh raha hoon woh sach hai? Wo sapne wali aurtein bahar kaise baithi hain?"
Trambak Maharaj ne muskurakar apna haath Jethalal ke sar par rakha, jisse use ek shanti mehsoos hui.
"Chinta mat karo Jethalal. Tumne jo dekha, woh matra ek sapna tha... par woh sapna nahi, balki tumhara aane wala 'Future' tha. Ye jo bahar bete hain, ye sachai hai. Tumhe darne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Maine kismat ke sitare badal diye hain taaki tu woh sab sukh haqiqat mein bhog sake jo tune abhi sirf khwabon mein dekha hai."
Jethalal ne haath jode, "Par Trambak Maharaj, Bapuji toh Tapu ki shaadi ki baat kar rahe hain! 6 saal ka bacha aur 21 saal ki jawan Naina... ye toh anarth hai!"
"Shaadi toh sirf ek bahaana hai, Jethalal... bina shaadi ke Naina is ghar mein kaise aati? Naina ko is ghar mein laane ka zariya Bapuji hain, par uska asli 'Owner' tum hi ho. Ab jao aur unse baat karo putra. Ye kismat tumhare liye ek naya 'Exchange Offer' lekar aayi hai jahan ek ticket mein do maze hain—Naina bhi aur Kasturi bhi!"
Itna keh kar Trambak Maharaj dhuyein mein gayab ho gaye. Jethalal abhi bhi shocked tha, par ab uske darr ki jagah ek naye 'High-Voltage' tanaav ne le li thi. Usne jaldi se apne baal thik kiya, chehre par thanda paani mara aur shirt pant pehan kar taiyar ho gaya. Uske dimaag mein ab Naina ki raseeli leggings aur Kasturi ka pallu ghumne laga.
Woh hall ki taraf badha, jahan Kasturi ki raseeli hansi gunj rahi thi...
Jethalal dabe paanv bedroom se bahar aaya. Hall mein Bapuji, Daya, Kasturi aur Naina baithe huye they. Jethalal ka badan tharthara raha tha. Woh wahi gaya aur wahi sofa par baith gaya jahan usne sapne mein Naina ko baithe dekha tha. Jaise hi Jethalal baitha, usne mehsus kiya ki sofa ki gaddi abhi bhi sapne ki garmi pakde huye hai.
Jaise hi Jethalal baitha, Kasturi aur Naina dono ne usey dekha. Unki aankhon mein ek ajeeb sa chaukna-pan tha. Unhe aisa laga jaise woh Jethalal ko pehle se jaanti hain, jaise koi purana aur gehra rishta ho. Naina ne Jethalal ki shirt pant ko taada aur Kasturi ne Jetha ke chehre ko.
"Kasturi ji... ye mera beta hai, Jethiya," Bapuji ne garv se parichay karwaya. "Jethiya, ye mere dost ki patni Kasturi ji hain aur ye unki bitiya, Naina."
Jethalal ne haath jode, par uske dimaag mein abhi bhi Naina ki chut aur Kasturi ka wahi black bra ghum raha tha jo usne sapne mein nikaala tha. "N-Namaste..."
Bapuji bade josh mein they. Unhone Naina ki taraf ishara kiya aur pucha, "Toh Kasturi ji, yahi hai na aapki beti jiske liye humne baat ki thi?"
Kasturi ne muskura kar Naina ke kandhe par haath rakha, uski 36D jawani saree mein uchhal rahi thi. "Ji Champaklal ji, yahi hai meri Naina. Poori 21 saal ki ho gayi hai."
Bapuji ke hosh udd gaye. Unhone apna chashma thik kiya aur hairat se Naina ko niche se upar tak dekha. "Kya? Ye? Arey... ye toh bohot badi hai! Kasturi ji, aapko shayad galat-fehmi hui hai. Mera pota Tapu toh sirf 6 saal ka bacha hai! Main uske liye rishta dhoond raha tha!"
Ye sunte hi hall mein sannata chha gaya. Naina jo abhi tak sharma rahi thi, achanak gusse mein laal ho gayi. Kasturi ki aankhein bhi phat gayi.
"Champaklal ji! Aap ye kya keh rahe hain?" Kasturi ne gusse mein khade hote huye kaha. "Aap ek 6 saal ke bache ki shaadi meri 21 saal ki jawan beti se karwana chahte hain? Aapko zara bhi sharam nahi aayi humein yahan bulate huye? Ye bal-vivah (child marriage) hai aur kanoonan jurm hai!"
Naina ne bhi Bapuji ko khari-khoti sunayi. "Chachaji, aapki umar bhajan karne ki hai, bacho ki zindagi barbad karne ki nahi! Mujhe laga tha aap sanskari hain, par aap toh ek gunah karne ja rahe they!"
Bapuji ka sar sharam se jhuk gaya. Unhe realize hua ki unke tharki doston ne garden mein unhe galat patti padhayi thi. Unhe samajh aa gaya ki woh kitni badi galti karne ja rahe they.
"Kshama kijiye... mujhe maaf kar dijiye," Bapuji ne haath jod kar kaha. "Mujhe sach mein lag raha tha ki bachpan mein rishta bandhne se sanskar bache rehte hain, par main bhool gaya tha ki ye kanoon aur insaniyat ke khilaaf hai."
Bapuji ne phir Jethalal ki taraf dekha, unki aankhon mein aansu they. "Jethiya... beta, mujhe maaf kar dey. Maine tujhe kitna pareshan kiya, tujh par chillaya. Tu sahi tha, aur main galat. Aaj se main ye shaadi ka bhoot apne sar se utarta hoon."
Jethalal ne turant Bapuji ke pair chhuye. "Nahi-nahi Bapuji! Arey aap samajh gaye, itna hi kaafi hai. Aap mere pita hain, aapko maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahi hai." Jethalal man hi man khush tha—Hass! Sapne wala police arrest ab haqiqat mein nahi hoga!
Kasturi aur Naina gusse mein jaane ke liye uthi. Jethalal ne mauka dekha aur unhe roka. "Kasturi ji, Naina beta... rukiye. Main maanta hoon Bapuji se galti hui, par unka irada bura nahi tha. Aapka bohot-bohot dhanyavad ki aapne Bapuji ko samjha diya, warna woh kisi ki nahi sun rahe they."
Jethalal ne apni shirt thik ki aur andaaz mein bola, "Itni dhoop hai... aaiye, main aapko aapke ghar tak apni gaadi mein chod deta hoon. Kam se kam humein apni galti sudhaarne ka mauka toh dijiye."
Kasturi ne Jethalal ki taraf dekha. Jethalal ki personality usey bohot pasand aa raha tha. "Arey Jetha ji, aap kyu itni taklif lete hain? Hum auto se chale jayenge."
Jethalal ne satate huye kaha, "Isme taklif kaisi? Aaiye, aaiye... rasta waise bhi mere dukan ki taraf hi jata hai." Jethalal ne Daya aur Bapuji ko salaam kiya aur Kasturi-Naina ko lekar niche compound mein aa gaya.
Teeno Jethalal ki gaadi mein baithe. Naina piche baithi thi aur Kasturi Jethalal ke ekdum baju wali seat par. Kasturi ki saree se aati mehak aur uske 36D boobs ka tanaav Jethalal ko sapne ki yaad dila raha tha.
Raste mein achanak Naina ka mobile baja. Usne call uthaya aur thodi der baat ki. "Maa! Woh meri friend ka accident ho gaya hai, mujhe abhi hospital jana padega. Aap Jetha ji ke saath ghar jaiye, main wahan se sidha hospital nikal rahi hoon."
Naina ne Jetha se gaadi rukne ko kaha aur ek taxi pakad kar chali gayi. Ab gaadi mein sirf Jethalal aur Kasturi bache they. Mahol achanak garam ho gaya.
Jethalal ne gaadi Kasturi ke building ke samne roki. "Lijiye Kasturi ji, aapka ghar aa gaya."
Kasturi ne Jethalal ki aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak dekhi. Usne apni saree ka pallu thoda sarka diya, jisse uski gori kamar saaf dikhne lagi. "Jetha ji... aap yahan tak aaye hain, toh itni dhoop mein aise hi chale jayenge? Aaiye na... upar ghar par baith kar thanda paani pijiye. Ghar par koi nahi hai."
Kasturi ne 'Ghar par koi nahi hai' par itna zor diya aur itne naughty way mein kaha ki Jethalal ka 8-inch ka lund pant ke andar ekdum se launch hone ke liye taiyar ho gaya.
Jethalal ne thoda sharmaate huye aur usey sataate huye pucha, "Acha? Agar main upar ghar par aaunga... toh mujhe thande paani ke alawa aur kya-kya milenga, Kasturi ji?"
Kasturi ne Jetha ke kaan ke paas aakar dhire se kaha, "Wahi sab milega Jetha ji... jiska aapne kal raat sapna dekha tha."
Narrator (Trambak Maharaj): "Hehe! Toh dosto dekha aapne? Sapna khatam hua par haqiqat toh usse bhi zyada 'Hardcore' nikli! Naina hospital chali gayi aur ab Jethalal aur uski raseeli Samdhan (Kasturi) akele ghar mein ja rahe hain. 21 saal ki Naina toh nikal gayi, par 40 saal ki Kasturi ka 'Garami' shuru hone wali hai. Kya Jethalal is baar haqiqat mein Kasturi k saath kuch karega?"
Hungame rukne wale nahi hain… na hi mere naye sansar ki kahani!
Dekhte rahiye!! Aur aage kya hoga, yeh janiye next part mein!"
[ Part 5 of 5 Completed ]