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UPDATE 53
Hum dono andar gaye jaha sab bethe hue the
Maa tulsi di mujhe deketi hi mere pass aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi
Maa - kaha tha badmass naa koi phone na khuch ha
Mai - aare maa kam hi aisa tha na aap to sab janati ho
Tulsi - haa joker banene ka bada shok chadha hai tujhe
Mai - didi kam sai kam aap to majak mat uddao
Tulsi - chal chal jhutte didi kehata hai ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya pata hai tujhe agar tuh na aata to mai aa jati wha kal
Mai- kyu aisa kyu
Maa nai halaka sa payaar bahara chapat mara
Maa - kal rakhi hai naa
Mai- oye teri ki
Tulsi - kaya hua
Mai - didi tumhari 6-7 bhene aur hai
Sab ke sab ek sath - kaya
Mai - ha wha par mujhe apni didi mile thi aur mujhe apni pichali life ke baare mai bataya
Tulsi didi ka muh niche latak gaya aur woh mujhe chhod kar aage badh gayi
Maine maa ko chhoda aur didi ko pakad liya
Mai- aare baba kaya huaa aapko
Tulsi - ab tuh hume chod kar chala jayega
Mai- pagal ho kaya agar aisa hota to aap ki jagah unke pass hota
Tulsi didi nai mujhe gale laga liya
Tulsi - etna pyaar karta hai kaya hum sabko
Mai- ab mera pyaar koi current to hai nahi to naap loo bus hai to hai
Dad - bhaut baadi baddi baate aa gayi hai tujhe mujhe bhul gaya
Maine aage bhad kar unka pair chhua
Dad - hamesha khush raho
Mai- sorry dad wo eenke chakkar mai aap ko bhul gaya
Tulsi - oye party badal di
Mai- haa mardo ko saath rahana hi accha hai
Sona - to phir hamre pass mat aana
Mai- wo.....wo...hh ...mai to bus esse hi dialogue maar raha tha
Dad nai mere kaan pakade - badamash kahi ke abhi sai biwi ka gulam ban raha hai
Mere toh shock ho gaya
Dad - asse mat dekh mujhe tum dono ki kichadi ke baare mai sab pata hai bus dikhata nahi tha
Maa - accha hum log hi aap se baat karane ka bahana dudhate rehate the
Dad - tum yeh baat mat kaho tumnai bhi to mujhe etne dino tak kuch bataya nahi
Mai- aap log ab shuru mat ho jao aur haa aap mere pass mat aana
Tulsi- kyu
Mai- kyuki ladkiya mere pass aati hi mere liye pagal ho jati haa
Dono mujhe marane ke liye bhaagi
Tulsi- aaj to tu gaya apni didi ke saath flirt karata hai
bhaag daud karte hue jab thaka mai sofe par beth gaya
Phir kaya tha ghusso aur tappado ki barasat ho gayi ( payaar wale har baar meri maar kaa action mat samjha karo)
Dad - bus karo aur jao fresh hokar aao kuch kaag pi le
Mai- par mera kamra hai kon saa
Sona - mere room mai rahoge
Mai - na na baba kahi aur
Ussnai aur kuch bolane sai phele mere hoth apni ungli sai band kar diye aur mujhe upper room mai le gayi aur chhoda
Sona- jada masti shujh rahi hai kaya
Mai- woh to bus asse hi
Sona nai gate lock kiya
Mai- please maaf kar do aage sai nahi hoga
Sona has ke - haa haa chaloo thik hai naha lo nai kapade nikati hu
Mai naha kar vapas aaya to vaha par woh bhi vahi par mere kapdo par iron kar rahi thi
Mai - aare kaya kar rahi aase hi thik hai na
Sona- tum chup raho mera joh man karega woh karungi
Mai- aare darling mai etna dayan mat rakho ki tuhare pass sai jaane ka man naa kare
Sona- jaane bhi nahi dungi
Phir maine kapade pahen liye
Aur uss sai baate karene laga
Ek hotel ke room mai
Abb sai aadami ko A1 A2 etc likhahaunaga
A1-Hello boss wo delhi pahuch gaya par usske baad pata nahi kaha chala gaya
Boss - harmakhoro ek kaam tum logo sai nahi hoata hai
A1- boss mai pata lagata huu sayaad woh harayanna ki taraf nikal gaya hoga car sai kyuki koi flight to nahi li hai
Boss - joh bhi karo aab mai aur intazaar nahi kar sakata
Edhar
Shikha - aare pari edhar aa jara
Pari - ha didi kaya baat hai
Shikha - tuh etna udass mat raha kar
Pari - mai kaha hu
Shikaha - accha raat bhar uski photo laga kar roti raheti hai aur kehati hai ki
Pari shir niche kar leti hai
Shikha - aacha agar tuh mera ek kaam karegi too mai tujhe mai tujhe bata dungi ki woh kaha hai
Pari yeh sun kar behosh ho gayi
Shikha nai usske muh par cheete mat kar jagaya
Pari - bahaiya bhaiya kaha hai mere bhaiya mere dev
Shikha - aacha dev
Pari - didi aap majak mat karo yaha mai ek ek pal mar rahi hu unn ke liye aur aap
Shikha - dhekh mujhe pura pata nahi hai par ha sayad woh wahi hai
Pari- didi unko gaye hue ek saal hone wala hai aab bata do na
Shikha - chup ho ja bus aur mat roonna woh jald hi aayega par tuh ab ghut ghut kar jeena band kar de
Pari - aap jaisa kahogi mai vaisa karungi ek baar unn sai mila do mujhe
Shikha - meri payari bhen maine uss sai wada kiya hai ki kisi ko abhi uss ke baare mai nahi baataungi par ess ghar mai gam sabko hai par tera dhuk sabse jada hai aur me yeh seh nahi sakati
Pari - thik hai didi mai intazaar karungi kam sai kam mujhe yeh to pata chala ki woh zinda to hai
Shikha - haa par promise kar agar jab bhi uss sai mili yehi nahi batayegi ki maine tujhe bata diya hi phele hi sab
Pari has ke aashu poch ke - nahi baataungi lagata hai ki bhaiya kaa surprise dene kaa mood hai
Shikha man mai - khaas surprise hota par usse tere baare mai kuch jada yaad nahi naa humare kisi ke baare mai
Udhar
Mai kahanna kah kar ke room aa kar let gaya
Sona bhi aa gayi mere pass let gayi
Mai uski taraf karwat li aur usske baloo mai ungali ghumane laga
Sona- dev kaya yeh sab kaam jaruri hai
Mai - kyu kaaya baat hai tum kyu puch rahi ho abb
Sona- yahi ki kaya jarurat hai yeh kaam karnai ki humare sath hi raho papa ke bhaut bada business hai
Mai- tum sahi kah rhai ho mera maan nahi karata ab yeh sab karnai ka etna khoon kaharaba dekh chuka hu ki bus nafarat hogayi hai par sagi bataau kabhi kabhi lagata ki yeh sab mere sai kabhi juda nahi ho sakata hai
Sona nai mere seene par haath rakh diya - to chhod do na ab tumsai aur dhur nahi rha jata hai 7 mahine 700 saal jaise lag rahe the
Mai- mai arav sai baat karunga abb khush na
Sona - tum nai meri etni si baat ke chhodnai kaa erada bana liya hai
Mai- tum keh kar to dhekho mai kuch bhi kar sakata hu tumhare liye par mai jaan nahi de sakata
Sona- saare asshique to kahate hai ki mai tumhare liye jaan de dunga aur tum toh
Mai- agar jaan hi de dunga to tumhara dayan kon rakhega
Sona nai pair mere uupar rakh diya
Sona- accha too tum etanai bade asshique hoo
Mai- tere liye asshique kaya humnai to pina hi chood diya
Tere saath ess ahsaas sai liye humnai to jina chhod diya
Sona - humne bhi too jinna chhod diya
Taki tumhari baahaoo mai jannat paa sake
Maine usske hotho sai apna hoth laga diya
Mai- muhhhhahahahhaaaa
Sona- uhhhhhmuhhaah hhuuuuuuu
Aase hi payaar karate hue hum dono soo gaye
Hum dono andar gaye jaha sab bethe hue the
Maa tulsi di mujhe deketi hi mere pass aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi
Maa - kaha tha badmass naa koi phone na khuch ha
Mai - aare maa kam hi aisa tha na aap to sab janati ho
Tulsi - haa joker banene ka bada shok chadha hai tujhe
Mai - didi kam sai kam aap to majak mat uddao
Tulsi - chal chal jhutte didi kehata hai ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya pata hai tujhe agar tuh na aata to mai aa jati wha kal
Mai- kyu aisa kyu
Maa nai halaka sa payaar bahara chapat mara
Maa - kal rakhi hai naa
Mai- oye teri ki
Tulsi - kaya hua
Mai - didi tumhari 6-7 bhene aur hai
Sab ke sab ek sath - kaya
Mai - ha wha par mujhe apni didi mile thi aur mujhe apni pichali life ke baare mai bataya
Tulsi didi ka muh niche latak gaya aur woh mujhe chhod kar aage badh gayi
Maine maa ko chhoda aur didi ko pakad liya
Mai- aare baba kaya huaa aapko
Tulsi - ab tuh hume chod kar chala jayega
Mai- pagal ho kaya agar aisa hota to aap ki jagah unke pass hota
Tulsi didi nai mujhe gale laga liya
Tulsi - etna pyaar karta hai kaya hum sabko
Mai- ab mera pyaar koi current to hai nahi to naap loo bus hai to hai
Dad - bhaut baadi baddi baate aa gayi hai tujhe mujhe bhul gaya
Maine aage bhad kar unka pair chhua
Dad - hamesha khush raho
Mai- sorry dad wo eenke chakkar mai aap ko bhul gaya
Tulsi - oye party badal di
Mai- haa mardo ko saath rahana hi accha hai
Sona - to phir hamre pass mat aana
Mai- wo.....wo...hh ...mai to bus esse hi dialogue maar raha tha
Dad nai mere kaan pakade - badamash kahi ke abhi sai biwi ka gulam ban raha hai
Mere toh shock ho gaya
Dad - asse mat dekh mujhe tum dono ki kichadi ke baare mai sab pata hai bus dikhata nahi tha
Maa - accha hum log hi aap se baat karane ka bahana dudhate rehate the
Dad - tum yeh baat mat kaho tumnai bhi to mujhe etne dino tak kuch bataya nahi
Mai- aap log ab shuru mat ho jao aur haa aap mere pass mat aana
Tulsi- kyu
Mai- kyuki ladkiya mere pass aati hi mere liye pagal ho jati haa
Dono mujhe marane ke liye bhaagi
Tulsi- aaj to tu gaya apni didi ke saath flirt karata hai
bhaag daud karte hue jab thaka mai sofe par beth gaya
Phir kaya tha ghusso aur tappado ki barasat ho gayi ( payaar wale har baar meri maar kaa action mat samjha karo)
Dad - bus karo aur jao fresh hokar aao kuch kaag pi le
Mai- par mera kamra hai kon saa
Sona - mere room mai rahoge
Mai - na na baba kahi aur
Ussnai aur kuch bolane sai phele mere hoth apni ungli sai band kar diye aur mujhe upper room mai le gayi aur chhoda
Sona- jada masti shujh rahi hai kaya
Mai- woh to bus asse hi
Sona nai gate lock kiya
Mai- please maaf kar do aage sai nahi hoga
Sona has ke - haa haa chaloo thik hai naha lo nai kapade nikati hu
Mai naha kar vapas aaya to vaha par woh bhi vahi par mere kapdo par iron kar rahi thi
Mai - aare kaya kar rahi aase hi thik hai na
Sona- tum chup raho mera joh man karega woh karungi
Mai- aare darling mai etna dayan mat rakho ki tuhare pass sai jaane ka man naa kare
Sona- jaane bhi nahi dungi
Phir maine kapade pahen liye
Aur uss sai baate karene laga
Ek hotel ke room mai
Abb sai aadami ko A1 A2 etc likhahaunaga
A1-Hello boss wo delhi pahuch gaya par usske baad pata nahi kaha chala gaya
Boss - harmakhoro ek kaam tum logo sai nahi hoata hai
A1- boss mai pata lagata huu sayaad woh harayanna ki taraf nikal gaya hoga car sai kyuki koi flight to nahi li hai
Boss - joh bhi karo aab mai aur intazaar nahi kar sakata
Edhar
Shikha - aare pari edhar aa jara
Pari - ha didi kaya baat hai
Shikha - tuh etna udass mat raha kar
Pari - mai kaha hu
Shikaha - accha raat bhar uski photo laga kar roti raheti hai aur kehati hai ki
Pari shir niche kar leti hai
Shikha - aacha agar tuh mera ek kaam karegi too mai tujhe mai tujhe bata dungi ki woh kaha hai
Pari yeh sun kar behosh ho gayi
Shikha nai usske muh par cheete mat kar jagaya
Pari - bahaiya bhaiya kaha hai mere bhaiya mere dev
Shikha - aacha dev
Pari - didi aap majak mat karo yaha mai ek ek pal mar rahi hu unn ke liye aur aap
Shikha - dhekh mujhe pura pata nahi hai par ha sayad woh wahi hai
Pari- didi unko gaye hue ek saal hone wala hai aab bata do na
Shikha - chup ho ja bus aur mat roonna woh jald hi aayega par tuh ab ghut ghut kar jeena band kar de
Pari - aap jaisa kahogi mai vaisa karungi ek baar unn sai mila do mujhe
Shikha - meri payari bhen maine uss sai wada kiya hai ki kisi ko abhi uss ke baare mai nahi baataungi par ess ghar mai gam sabko hai par tera dhuk sabse jada hai aur me yeh seh nahi sakati
Pari - thik hai didi mai intazaar karungi kam sai kam mujhe yeh to pata chala ki woh zinda to hai
Shikha - haa par promise kar agar jab bhi uss sai mili yehi nahi batayegi ki maine tujhe bata diya hi phele hi sab
Pari has ke aashu poch ke - nahi baataungi lagata hai ki bhaiya kaa surprise dene kaa mood hai
Shikha man mai - khaas surprise hota par usse tere baare mai kuch jada yaad nahi naa humare kisi ke baare mai
Udhar
Mai kahanna kah kar ke room aa kar let gaya
Sona bhi aa gayi mere pass let gayi
Mai uski taraf karwat li aur usske baloo mai ungali ghumane laga
Sona- dev kaya yeh sab kaam jaruri hai
Mai - kyu kaaya baat hai tum kyu puch rahi ho abb
Sona- yahi ki kaya jarurat hai yeh kaam karnai ki humare sath hi raho papa ke bhaut bada business hai
Mai- tum sahi kah rhai ho mera maan nahi karata ab yeh sab karnai ka etna khoon kaharaba dekh chuka hu ki bus nafarat hogayi hai par sagi bataau kabhi kabhi lagata ki yeh sab mere sai kabhi juda nahi ho sakata hai
Sona nai mere seene par haath rakh diya - to chhod do na ab tumsai aur dhur nahi rha jata hai 7 mahine 700 saal jaise lag rahe the
Mai- mai arav sai baat karunga abb khush na
Sona - tum nai meri etni si baat ke chhodnai kaa erada bana liya hai
Mai- tum keh kar to dhekho mai kuch bhi kar sakata hu tumhare liye par mai jaan nahi de sakata
Sona- saare asshique to kahate hai ki mai tumhare liye jaan de dunga aur tum toh
Mai- agar jaan hi de dunga to tumhara dayan kon rakhega
Sona nai pair mere uupar rakh diya
Sona- accha too tum etanai bade asshique hoo
Mai- tere liye asshique kaya humnai to pina hi chood diya
Tere saath ess ahsaas sai liye humnai to jina chhod diya
Sona - humne bhi too jinna chhod diya
Taki tumhari baahaoo mai jannat paa sake
Maine usske hotho sai apna hoth laga diya
Mai- muhhhhahahahhaaaa
Sona- uhhhhhmuhhaah hhuuuuuuu
Aase hi payaar karate hue hum dono soo gaye