Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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MEGA UPDATE 128

Usnai uss adami ko zahar pila diya zehar pite hi woh ekdum thik ho gaya

Woh kadha ho gaya

Vinash - shukriya mere dost

Mai - haa thik hai

Sabnam - bahut bahut shuriya

Mai - ha kaga naa koi baat nahi

kaha aa gaya hua narak sai sidha

Charooo - kaya nark sai

Mai - haa narak sai waha koi samasi nai marene ke liye serpent bheja jisnai mujhe yaha laa diya

Sabnam - kaya kaha s.....

Mai - are bada saa saap hai mujhe kaah gaya tha tum sab kon ho mai kha hu

Mai - kaya jagh hai yeh

Sabanam - naag lok hai par narak toh yaha sai kahi dur hai

Mai - matlab nark ka pata esse bata rahi ho jaise roj jaati ho waha

Vinash - nahi naago kaa janna wha warjit hai par aap kon joh mar kar bhi zinda hai

Mai - are mai woh kaya matalab mai zinda hu

Vinash - matalab yahi ki are haa jab koi humare naag devata ke khon sai naha le aur bacha jaaye toh usse zindagi milati hai

Mai - kaya matalab serpent matalb aapke devata ke khon sai zindagi milati hi

Vinashi - haa har naag dubra zinda ho jata hai

Mai - mai naag nahi hu

Vinash - phir app mai sai janawar ki khushbu kyu aa rahai hai

Mai(man mai) - kaya mai yaha bhi bhediya ban sakata hu

Vinash - kaya soch rahe ho

Mai - kuch nahi

Vinashi - hume apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye

Mai - mujhe mere ghar janna hoga aur mujhe ek chiz ki talaash hai joh saayad yehi kahi hogi kaya app log merj madad karoge yaha sai nikalene mai aur woh chiz paane mai

Vinashi - jinta hoga karenge

Mai - par mai insaan hu jehar nahi pita

Sabanam - are humara rajaye bhi jadatar insano jaisa hai

Mai - mujhe yakin nahi ho raha mai narak saai jinda aa gaya hu

Vinashi - jarur aap upper sai aaye farishte ho joh mere pati ko bachane aaye ho

Vinash - chaliye hum baate kare tum jakar kahana baana do

Bhar aakar hum baate karnai mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar

sakata hai

Ek kamre mai shikha didi bethi hui kuch soch rahi thi

Aur usske haath mai thi ek gun

Tabhi usska phone baja ussnai uthaya phone

Mohan - I know about dev arav told me come come fast we will do it fast bina usske case pe dhyaan toh dena hi hoga kisi naa kisi ko

Shikha - aisa kuch nahi sir dev zinda hai woh sab jhutt bola gaya hai

Mohan - par abb joker aur dev mai ek raj tha woh khul gaya kyuki jabsai dgp yaa kaho dev hai yaha joker kaa kahi naam sunayi nahi diya log etnai bhi bevkoof nahi hai

Shikha - toh kaya sir abb uss sai uski sari posts le li jaayegi

Mohan - feeling aur baaki chizo pe nahi chalti raw aur police hum actions lene hote hai time aane pe aur dev joker abb khatara ban humare secrets ke bich mai toh ussk jana hi aacha hoga sabake liye and now we appointing you as new dgp and leader of this team

Shikha - as you think sir

Shika didi nai ek car nikalwayi aur driver sai keh kar chal padi raw agency

Piche bethe hue unke unke aakho sai ashu nikal jaate hai

Woh usse poch kar apni aap ko majbut baana deti hai

Shikha - shikha himmat nahi harani dev ki lover hai tuh jiske liye koi mission

kabhi bhi muskhil nai raha aur usske naa rehate tujhe yeh toh karana hi hoga kyuki uska ansh etna sab nhi kar paayega

Kuch hi der mai car pahuchi raw agency

Shikha jaldi sai nikali aur apne traning room mai jakar kapde bade aur ek talawar nikali

Aur paratice karani lagi

Aur phir gun ki practice

Warm up practice session ke baad woh uper gayi jaha ek helicopter

Phir woh nikal gayi

Aur jagal ki taraf jaha bb yani shasank trace hua tha uss nai channel director ko publicly mar kar sansani faila di thi toh abb raw ko rokana tha usse par kaya yeh mout ke muh mai nahi jaa rahe

In

Shikha - alapha 1 and alpha 2 i am your leader

Alaha 1 one agent - mam its really truth that joker sir dead

Shikha - yaa its pure truth

Alpha2 agents - mam yeh Bb ko hara paayenge hum

Shikha - mai jhut nahi bolungi essi nai dev sorry joker ko mara bus hume sahi

tarike sai poision dart ka usse dena hai taki usse kaid sake usse marana bahut

muskil hai

Agent - par mam woh ek dart sai kaise

Shikha - kyuki yeh dart joker par kaam karti hai abb jada baat nahi we reach our

destination be alert

Dheere dherre sab bhar nikale aur jaaise aags bhade helicopeter blast ho gaya

Sab saham gaye

Ek awwaj ayi sab nai aage dekha

Bb mudata hua

BB - AA gayi meri joker ki jaan are sorry dev ki jaan

Shikha - aurto ka shara lekar kaya war karta kabhi kisi aurat sai mar kahega

naa tab yaad aayegi tujhe apni maa

Bb - are are toh aram sai yeh lee naa

uss nai ek light chhodi shikha par

Woh seedhe shikha ke heart par lagi

Shikha apna dil pakad kar - aaahhhhhh

Alapha 1 nai jaase hi dekha uss par dart chala di par woh saari raste mai ruk

gayi aur mud kar unko lag gayi saari alpha ek saath dher ho gayi

Bb - bus etna hi laayi Bb ko pakadnai ke liye

Shikha dheere sai apni mike mai - now drop the cage

BB ke uper ek bada tha cage giraya gaya par usske ek mukke sai tod diya usse

Cage ke tukade jakar shikha ke shrir mai gusse kaayi jagah sai khon nikalani

laga

Bb nai haath aage kiya aur alpha 2 par attack kar diya alapha 2 bhi pato ki

tarah behosh ho gayi

Bb - dekh abhi mera mann nahi hai kissi ko marnai ka chali jaa par haa uss janu

ko bhej dena

Shikha nai gun nikali aur fire karnai lagi jismai sedative the

Par Bb nai unhe fuk maar ke uda diyaa

Bb - kaash tujhe bhi dhoke sai mara hota woh toh mujhe marane ke liye dudhnai gya narak mai par aayega nhi vapas bevkoof aur woh chiz narak mai nhi naagloak me hai

Aur pass pahuch kar ek laat shikha ke pet mai maar di

Shikhaa - maaaaaaa.........

Bb - galat boli dev bol

uss nai ek aat shikha ki jhaagh par maari

Shikha - devvvv

Shikha nai pit sai takawar nikal kar bb ke jhang kaat di

Bb - uiiii yeh toh suii hai aur dhaar banna kar laaati

Ek aur laat shikha ke seene par padi

Shikha - aaahhhhhhhhhh................

Tabhi bb nai shikha kaa haath pakada tha ki usski aakhe band ho gayi uska dimag

sunn pad gaya

Dev - aakhiri paloo mai koi kawaaiysh hai hai teri toh bata jaldi

Bb - nahi mujje chod do please mai tumhare pair paakdata hu

Dev - ha ha ha aaj nahi bachega tuh

Bb - nahi mai yeh dekho mai tumhare pair caahata hu maaf karo mai kabhi bhgawan nahi banunga

Dev nai haath aage kiya aur woh bhediye mai badal gaya

Aur Bb kaa kam tamam ho gaya

Tabhi Bb ki aagkhe khuli aur uss nai shikha kaa haath chhod diya

Shikha hairani aur dard sai usski taraf dekha

Bb hakalata hua - tuh kon hai kaya tuh Ayati hai

Shikah - aahhh.....

Shikha dheere sai kahdi ho gayi - kaya matalab Ayati

Bb - tuh anne waala kal dekh sakati aur dikha sakati kaya dev waha sai vapas aa jaayega

Bb pura paisine mai

Shikha - kyu dar lag gaya kaya

Bb bina kuch bole udd jata hai

Shikha shock mai thi ki woh future dekh sakati

Note : - AYATI SANSAKRIT MAI FUTURE KO KAHTE HAI

BB Pahuchata hai apne raaj mahal

Bb - sainko aaj ke baad sab band kar do koi naa yaha andar aayega naa mai bhar

Sare sainik kaam par lag gaye

Bb - mai nahi jaaunga bhar abb nahi banana mujhe bhagawan mai bus zinda rehana cahata hu

Nahi cahiye mujhe koi janu nahi cahiye mujhe koi shakti akhir etna kuch

karani ke baad mai mar jaunga sach mai woh mamuli nahi narak sai bhi vapaas

aayega woh

AAKHIR KON HAI TUH DEV ...

Sanik - malik woh ladkiyo ka bandobast ho gaya

Bb - nahi nahi koi ladki nahi mai marana nahi cahata hu bhaag yaha sai sab ladkiyo ko bhaga do

Sanik - par malik

Bb - baag kute kaha naa bhaag

Bb aapni mout dekh kar hadbada gaya pura

EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANA KAH RAHA

EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA

Vinash - kaya hua kaya soch rahe hai

Mai - meri jaan logo nai kahana kahaya ki nahi

Sabnam - lagata hai bhaut payaar hai apni biwiyo sai

Mai - haa jaan sai bhi jada payaar karta hu aur woh mujhe bhi khud sai jada

payar karti hai

Sabnam - acha hai app ho bhi kitane ache mere pitaji ki jaan baachayi

Mai - arre nahi yeh har insan ka far hai ki sabki madad kare

Vinashi - aisa sab nahi sochante hai

Mai haath dhoya aur uth gaya

Vinashi - kaya hua

Mai - abb mujhe mera rasata bata de mai chalunga yaha sai

Vinash - etna assan nahi hai main wha jane ki galti ki toh mera yeh haal hua

Mai - kyu aisa kaya hai waha

Vinash - waha sabsai shaktishali naagmani ke lalaach mai gaya tha par pakada gaya jab ek naag waha nahi jaa sakata hai toh app kaise jaaoge

Sabanam - haa tode din ruk jaaiye yehi mauka dekh kar chale jaana

Mai - nahi aisa nahi ho sakata hai aap nahi lekar jaoge toh mai hi jaata hu

Vinash - kahi mai phir pakada gaya toh mere pariwar ka kaya hoga

Maine usske bete aur uski ptani aur beti taraf dekha toh mai aur kuch nahi kah

paya

Mai nikal pada ghar ke bhar tabhi bhagti hui sabanam aayi

Sabanam - suniye

Mai - ji kaya hua

Sabanam - apnai humari madad ki usske liye shukriya

Mai - ruko wahi ruko shukriya ki jarurat nahi hai

Sabanam - kaya app yaha dubra aayenge

Mai - kbhi nahi aur mai ess jagah kabhi nahi aaunga par app sabsai mil kar acha laga

Sabanam - mujhe bhi ohh matalab hum sabko bhi

Mai aur kuch nahi bola aur samnai jangal ki taraf bhadh gaya todhi dur jakar mai mudha toh woh usi jagah khadi thi jaha chhoda tha usse

Mai abb bina mudhe chalata gaya aur chalata gaya bus chalata hi gaya

Aakhir mai thak gaya aur paani ko edhar udhar dudhani laga

Yaha hariyaali bhaut thi par pani nahi

Mai pani pani chilane laga ki tabhi bhaut tezz tezz aawaze aane lagi jaise marpit ho rahi ho

Mai uss taraf chal pada sayad mujhe kuch mil jaaye waha pine koo

Mai jab waha pahucha toh kuch aisa thak

banda ek bande ki dhulayi kar raha tha

Aur ek banda mere side mai khada tha meri nazar padi usske haath mai jismai

sayad sharb thi unke liye madira

Mujhe toh bus kuch bhi pina tha maine usske haath sai khick liya aur pinne laga

ki tabhi

Woh joh lad raha tha uss nai mujhe bich mai patak diya

Sab chilane lage - sardar mar do esse esnai apki madira ko jhutha kiya hai

Mai - aree ruko ruko mujhe payas lagi thi toh maine pi liya

Sadar - chal ab lad mujhsai

Uss nai apni bhari bharakam talwar mere uper chala di

Mai jahat sai side ho gaya

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Udhar raw nai ek team bhej kar sabko vapas agency mai laya

Shikha abhi bhi ussi baat ko soch rahi thi uski yeh power kaise hai aur kaya hai aur bb bol raha dev waha fas bhi sakata esski tenstion bhi thi

Mohan - kaya hua shikha tum jada mat socho par woh gaya kaha

Shikha - pata nahi sir kaha chala gaya par team mai toh koi gayal nahi hai

Mohan - nahi sab par high doz ki dart ka nasha hai bus

Shikha - sir mai chaalti hu ghar par kuch kaam hoga

Mohan - ok nikalo baad mai discuss kar lenge

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Udhar

Jasse hi uss sardar nai wara kiya mai hat gaya

Par mere pair ladkhada rahe the

Maine phir bottle ko uthaya aur pi gaya

Saradar - nahi chhodunga tujhe

Mai eehhu uhhhu [hichaki ] - abe kaya hai bee badi mast hai re [etni powerfull

sharab thi ki edukum dimag par chad gayi]

Sadar - yeh mera shikar hai sab hato

Mai - shikar aisa kaya toh jakar kissi khargosh kar shikar kar

Saadar - hum shero ka shikar karte hai

Mai - lagata hai kissi uhhaaahh [dakar leta hua] kisi sher sai mukabal nahi hua

hai abhi tak gilahri hi mari hai tune

Uss nai apni talwaar mere taraf fhek di

Maine apni talwar uthayi aur usski talwar kaat di kaya kaat di

Ohhh shit yeh yaha yeh waha ke khade sab logo soch rahe the

Maine apni tawalar dekhi nashe mai kudh ko waha ka raja samajh raha tha aur bhul ke maine apni power use kar di

Mai ladkahadti gui jaban sai - dekha naa tunne meri talwar mai aag hai

Sardar badi tezzi sai meri taraf aaya main aav dekha na taav talwar chhod kar

kud gaya uss par

 

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Mast tha Bhai maza aa gaya padh kr or shikha ko bhi apni puri powers ka pta hi nhi dev ki trah or ye dev sharab ke nashe Mai ab Sab ki gand marne pe tul gaya hai dekhna hoga ki in sabko apni aslyiat or puri powers ka kab pta chal payega or ye bb to Bilkul cry baby ki trah wha se bhag kr khud ko home Quorinitine pe chala gaya pta nhi ab kab wha se niklta hai ya khud dd ake usko nikal kr marega

 

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UPDATE 129

Aur jaase hi maine ek haat mara uska sir ek pathar ki tarah tut kar gir gaya

Mai chillaaya nahiiiii par awwaj aayi - aaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

Mai apne senne par baar baar apna hath mar raha tha mai pura bhediya ban chuka tha

Mai ladkdaya aur ek ped sai takara par mere takrate hi woh ped tut gaya aur waha gamin sai ek mahal nikalenai laga

Waha ke sab log hala machanai lage

Ek adami - danye ho parabhu hummra shraap kahatam ho gya

Mai dheere dheer chhota ho gaya aur apne normal roop mai aa gaya par ekdum naga tha mai sayad dimag thikane hota toh kapde aa jaate

Par mera nasha abhi nahi utara tha

Mai - aur sharab laayo

Adami 1 - le maaya lekar ja aur pila unnhe

Adami 2 - yeh tuh bhi le Nira jakar pila

Adami 3 - are aree garishtha tuh jakar pila yeh le

Mai - chup kar harmkhoro mujhe pilao sab ek saath

Adami 1/2/3 - sach maharaj

Mai - kaya kha maharaaj haa mai hu maharaaj pilao mujhe sab

Woh tenno ladkiya bhagate hue aayi aur mujhe shaarb pilaene lagi bina kisi sharam ke

Par has rahi thi dheere dheere

Tabhi meri nazar unnke sundar thanoo ( boobs yaa phir joh app samajhe )par gayi meri akkho ko unhonai dekh liya

Tabhi ek adami aya usske haatho mai kapde the

Tinno nai mil kar mujhe woh pahenaha aur

Maaya - app joh dekh rahe hai woh sab aapka hi hai

Mai sharab pita hua - ummmmmmhh aahhh sach mai mera hai sab kuch tum meri ho

Nira /garishtha - humm bhi aapki hai

Mai - tum tenno meri ho ummmhh aahhh maja aa gaya sharab aur ladki

Nira - ladki nahi humm aapki patinya hai joh ladki naye raja ko pehale pilati hai sharab woh yaha ki nayi rani hoti hai aur aapnai humm teno ko chuna aur humme apna bana liya

Mai - ummmmhh aahhhh Ek aur baar pite hue - aahhhh aaaj masal dunga tumhe chaloo mahal mai

Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaadhiyao mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA " aur ek chetawani bhi joh kuch aisi thi

"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAGAYE PHIR KABHI NA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE

BACHEGA WAHI JOH SACH MAN SAI DAHYAAN LAGAYE "

Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe par ek bhaut tezz

roshani thi ____________________________________________

Edhar

Kdev ghusse mai tha kuch logo ko dekh ke ghar mai woh aage gaya

Tabhi usski saamnai chacha aa gaye aur

Bchacha - dev tum jaao mai samabhal lunga

K dev - nahi mai enhe yhi marunga enhonai aapko ghar sai nikala kaise

Dad - dev kaha naa jaa yaha sai

Kdev andar jata hua - haa kar loo apne maan ki mai toh kuch hu hi nahi yaha

jao usse de do yeh bhi ghar phir bhik magana

Mom - dev chup kar dad ke dost log bhi hai yaha

Kdev apne mann mai gaali deta hua chal pada uper chat ki taraf

NICHE

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B chacha - kaya lenne aaye ho yaha abb

Woh teno paairo mai gir pade

Amit - humme maaf karo please humsai galati ho gayi hai

B Chachi - nikal jaaoo yaha sai abhi

B Chacha - naina mai baat kar raha hu naa tum chup raho

Rahul - dad maaf kar do humsai galti ho gayi

C Chacha - nahi bhaiya niakal do ennhe yaha sai

B Chacha - amit tuh lekar jaa yaha sai

Sumit chacha ke pairo mai gir pada jakar - papa maaf kar do hume hum paise ke

laalch mai apno ko bhul gaaye the

B Chachi / C Chachi ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye the apne bacho ko dekh kar akhir

ek maa joh hai

Meri Mom yeh sab dekh rahi thi

Mom chachi ke pass gayi - bus karoo tum dono ess kushi ke moke par yeh aashu thik nahi lagate hai

Kushi Ka mauka yeh tha ki nayi company ka naya project bhaut aacha gya thaa

Mom - Jaao tum appne baccho ko maaf kar do akhir galti ensaan sai hoti hai mera Beta hai mere pass abb tum dono bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke apni family puri kar lo

Rahul uth kar apni maa ke gaale lag jaata hai

Rahul - maa maaf kar do mujhe maine enki baatoo mai aakar galat kar diya

B Chachi - bus kar beta bus kar mat roo tune apni galati maan li yahi bhut hai

Sumit bhi apni maa ke gaale lag gaya

Sumit - maa mujhe maar loo mai hu enn sabaka ghunehegar par abb app logo sai

dur nahi rahena

C chacha - dekh kitane achi hai bhabhi tum sabkoo maaf kar diya

Amit meri Mom ke pass jakar

Amit - please badi mummi hume maaf kar do

Maa usske aasho poochati hui - nahi bache abb aur mat roo tum sab mere hi

bache ho chaloo jaao apni maa behano sai mil lo

Teenoo ke chare hassi sai khil gaye aur

Amit - haa sahi kaha aapne

Dad - kuch bhi kar loo bus ab mere bhaiyo ka dil mat dhukahana

Bchacha /Cchacha dad ke pass gaye - thankss bhaiya

Dad - ha ha bus bhi karoo jao jakar pehale muh haath do loo

Amit - maa humari behane kaha unn sai maafi magani hai aur gift bhi dene hai

Kirti /sanajana /ritu / kasish - sab bus ghusse sai dekh rahi thi unhe

Maa - dekho tujhe hi dekh rahi hai par andar jakar miloo yaha mehamano ko

pareshani naa ho

Saari behane andar haal mai chali gayi ghusse mai

Aur yeh teeno car sai saaman lekar unke picche

Bchachi - aaj mai bhaut kush ho humara pariwaar phir ek ho gaya hai

Tabhi ek ladka aakar meri Mom ke pair chuta hai

Ladka - namsate aunty ji

Maa - jite raho beta kon ho tum

Ladka[Akhil] - aunty mai saloni kaa dost hu jab aapke ghar gaya toh usske

bhaiyo nai bataya yaha hai toh milene aa gaya aur

Dad - aacha kiya beta dekho andar hogi tumhari friend

Akhil andar chal deta hai ussi haal ki taraf jaha amit aur baaki the

In hall

Amit - maaf kar do apne bhaiyo koo

Kirti - joh aapnai bhai ke saath kiya woh thik nahi kiya

 

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MEGA UPDATE 130

Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki

Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki

thi

Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya

Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa

Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai

Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi

Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi

Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the

Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho

Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise

the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai

Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe

Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena

Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah

Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab

Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe

Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi

Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa

Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag

gayi

Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana

Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga

Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa

karee

Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga

Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki

Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha

Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho

Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai

Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga

Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu

Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai

Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa

kaya haal hai

Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina

Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai

Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai

Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends

Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai

Akhil - ok jao

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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa

nasha tha keval nasha

Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya

Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya

Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho

Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }

Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do

Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke

Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha

Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara

Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska

Mai usske uper aa gaya

Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga

Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp

Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga

Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh

aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo

Mai ruk gaya

Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi

Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya

Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega

uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi

Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa

Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai

Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso

Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga

Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga

Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi

Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu

Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha

aur woh mere land ko

Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi

Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya

Nira - ha hee heee

Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe

Nira - haa rula do

Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya

Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss

Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh

kam karna band kar diya tha

Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai

tumhara loda

Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh

aare.

Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo

Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth

Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya

Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai

Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati

Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......

Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar

Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai

Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha

Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko

chumanai laga

Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe

Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga

Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade

Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch

Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m

jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad

Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya

haal hone wala hai

Mai usse upper aa gaya

Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do

Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya

Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga

Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai

Nira -

maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh

.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh

nnikiaahhaaakloooo

Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye

Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya

Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar

diya jhata

Mai - thikk ho naa

Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt

Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya

Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff

dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo

Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar

mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah

Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff

Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa

Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha

Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad

gayi

Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai

Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya

Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya

Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna

Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab

Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai

Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha

Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye

Mai - haa haa thik milega

Garishtha - abhi caahiye

Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya

Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya

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Udhar

Amit - dev kaha hai

Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai

Amit - kaya bola

Kasish - uper gaye hai

Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai

Kasish - he he be bhai

Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche

padha tha

Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache

ho

Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa

A

mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai

Sab chal pade uper

Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi

Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya

Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du

Amit - maaf kar de naa behan

Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din

haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni

jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino

nasadiyo

Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi

Kirti - bus karo didi

Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]

Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi

Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya

Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo

Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai

Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa

Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya

Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus

Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho

Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai

Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai

Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu

Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye

Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho

Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai

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Tinno chat par pahuche

Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai

Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai

Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto

Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano

ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega

Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa

Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai

Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai

Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye

Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par

nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega

Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya

Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu

Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya

Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga

Aur amit behosh ho gaya

Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi

Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya

Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon

Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi

B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko

Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya

Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko

Kdev - kon chachi

Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar

Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi

Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya

 

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MAHA MEGA UPDATE 131

Kdev [man mein] - Pada rahe ab yahi bosadi ka, jab dekho plan banata hai.

Kdev - Chachi, aap sab sambhal logi na? Main baaki ka kaam dekhta hoon.

Bchachi - Haan ja, Shikha ko bhej, woh kar degi sab.

Kdev [man mein] - Aisi bhi dar hi banana tha.

Bchachi - Jaa jaldi, yahan mera dil baithta jaa raha hai. Ek toh mera beta ab jakar aaya aur kitna pyar se mila sabse, par kisi ki nazar lag gayi mere bacche ko.

Kdev - Ghanta lagi.

Bchachi - Kya bola?

Kdev - Ghante bhar mein theek ho jayega.

Bchachi - Tu jaa raha hai ya main jaun?

Kdev - Jaata hoon, jaata hoon, gussa mat karo.

Uske baad phir se din guzarne lage aur wahi hua jo pehle bhi hua. Pari, Dev ke na hone ke trauma jaisi halat mein aa gayi aur baaki log kuch aur isliye nahi kar paa rahe the kyunki sabko toh yahi lag raha tha ki Kdev hi Dev hai. Kdev ne koi kasar nahi chhodi aisi ki Dev ke na hone ka pata chale, par jinko pata tha woh ghut-ghut ke jeene lage jaise unhe aadat si ho gayi ho Dev ke aise jaane ki.

Par agar yeh kisi normal insaan ki kahani hoti toh yahan sab kuch alag hota aur kuch na bhi hota. Par jaise ki har jazba aur filmon mein bhi kaha jata hai, shaktiyon ke saath musibatein aur musibaton se bachane wale hamesha hote hain, bas aapko dhoondhna hota hai unhe. Ho sakta hai ya toh aap khud bhatak jaye ya koi aur aapko bhataka de, toh phir aap apne hi karmon se usko sahi kar sakte hain.

Time nikalta raha, na Dev aaya na hi uski yaadein. Bas log apni life mein aage badh gaye.

Devika, Kdev ki baaton ko apna adesh maanti thi jo uske pati ka hi adesh jaisa tha. Kdev bhi jaan gaya ab masti se kaam nahi chalega aur Devika ne aur nahi, bahut koshish ki par Pari ko koi jaadu, koi shakti theek nahi kar paayi.

Is baat par Saloni ne usse keh kar Pari ko London ke bade hospital mein admit kiya jo Akhil ne bataya aur uski madad bhi ki. Aur kuch baaton ko dekha jaye toh lag raha tha ki Akhil aur Saloni kaafi close aa rahe the.

Par ek insaan sabse khush thi aur woh thi Shikha. Woh pata nahi kis future ko dekh kar khush hoti toh kabhi roti.

Aur is beech Amit aur Sumit ne bahut chaalein chali par har baar nakaam hote. Pata nahi Kdev ke paas konsa formula hath lag gaya tha.

Aur sabse badi baat, Kdev ne school shuru kiya aur apni behno ke saath school jata aur Meera toh ab jaisi uski hi ho chuki thi.

Is baar kuch cheezein change thi. Na Masoom, na Janu, aur na hi Sona, koi bhi tense ya pareshan nahi kyunki unko apne pyar aur Dev pe bahut vishwas tha.

Sanjana, Kashish bhi apni padhai karne chali gayi aur Richa ne apna college shuru kar diya.

Rajeswari ji ko Dev ki mom ne unki beti sahit apni family mein jagah de hi di, par Kdev aur unki beti ke beech kuch toh chal raha tha. Aise hi karib teen saal guzar gaye, na Dev nahi aaya narak se woh shakti pakar jo usse chahiye thi.

Waise toh Dev ekdum balak tha jaisa ki Gurudev ne bataya, par yahan dharti lok mein woh purna balak ho chuka tha.

Beete kuch saalon mein aisa kuch zyada bada hua nahi jo batane layak ho.

Ab sab acche khaase jawan ho chuke the aur Kdev bhi power ka istemal karna band hi kar diya tha aur shayad iski zarurat nahi padi kyunki BB toh apni maut ke darr se bahar hi nahi aaya.

Kdev college mein padhne laga aur Neha aur baaki behne bhi uske saath.

Par Neha phir se ukhdi ukhdi rehne lagi thi, halanki doston ke saath bahut masti karti thi, par Kdev us par dhyan nahi deta tha. Shayad ek Pari hi thi jo hamesha Dev ka kaan pakad kar soti thi, jo aaj bhi apne hosh mein nahi thi.

Par sabse badi baat jo thi woh yahi thi ki aakhir Dev hai kahan?

[Ab tak suna jo bhi, yeh bas ek summary batayi gayi ki aakhir kya hua un teen saalon mein. Na koi flashback, na kuch aur. Main ke man ki baat kaise jaan sakta hoon ki unhone socha bhi hoga, toh aage jaan jaoge.]

In Naaglok

Now Dev in Sharabi Kabila.

Asal mein main itna kho gaya is sharaab aur shabab mein ki pata nahi chala ki time kaise guzar gaya.

Par ek din woh hua jis se mera sara bharam toot gaya.

Aaj poore teen saal baad main bahar nikla ghumne. Apna kabila, Neera aur Maya ne bahut roka par main nahi mana aur gussa mein anasuna kar aa gaya.

Jab main ek talab ke paas pahuncha toh wahan kaafi chamak thi.

Main jaisa hi aage badha, ek ladki aayi aur mere maathe par kuch maara aur main behosh ho gaya.

Jab aankhein khuli toh kuch kavach jaisa bana rahi thi usne. Akar mere sir par ek diamond jaisa kuch rakha [Naagmani].

Aur usne jaisa hi rakha, meri aankhein band ho gayi aur mere dimaag mein baatein guzarne lagi:

Saloni - Mere Dev kaho... m...

Shikha - Ab aa bhi jao...

Sona - Kash main tumhare ansh ki baat na maanti. Tumhara chehra dekha kar hi meri saansein chalti thi, ab jaise sab khatam sa hota jaa raha hai.

Pari - Mat maro mere bhaiya ko, mat maro.

Maa - Kya ho gaya hai mere bacche ko, badla badla sa hai.

Neha - Bhaiya, aapne mujhe phir akela chhod diya. Ab aapka aur mera rishta khatam.

Amit - Is Saloni ka kuch karo yaar, warna gaye woh 2000 crore.

Sumit - Pehle apni Shikha ka kuch ilaaj kar.

Dad - Ab lagta hai Masoom ke dad se baat karni hogi...

Kdev - Yaar Meera ke kitne bade hain. Sabji lekar jaa, are haan woh haan, yeh hui baat, gajar bhi le liya apni laal laal hothon ke liye.

Masoom - Bhagwan, aapne acha nahi kiya. Kab aayenge woh?

Main jhat se uth gaya.

Main - Baby, meri baby, meri Neha, meri maa, main aa raha hoon, bas aa raha main.

Maine samne dekha.

Main - Sabnam, tum yahan?

Sabnam - Haan, pichle teen saal se intezar kar rahi thi. Aakhir aap bahar aa gaye.

Main - Par tum kyun kar rahi thi mera wait?

Sabnam - Aapne mere pita ki jaan bachayi hai, toh main aap ke liye itna nahi kar sakti kya?

Maine uske face ko dekha, uski baaton se aisa na laga.

Main - Mujhe jana hoga mere ghar, kaise bhi. Tum Naaglok se jaane ka rasta batao.

Sabnam - Kya aap ko kya dikha jo aisi baatein kar rahe ho?

Main - Apna parivar, meri pyari behno ki awaazein, aur mujhe pyar karne wali...

Sabnam - Pyar karne wali, woh sab bharam tha.

Main - Main is sharabi jagah ki nahi, apni prithvi par apni premikaon ki baat kar raha hoon.

Sabnam [man mein] - Hey bhagwan, isse toh woh sab se zyada shaktishali Naagmani dikhani chahiye thi. Yeh toh apni family ko dekh raha hai. Matlab isse yahan teen varsh tak rakhna bekar raha. Is par hawas kyun hawi nahi hui jabki yeh yahan har din sambhog karta raha tha, fir kaise?

Main - Batao na rasta.

Sabnam - Tumhe uske liye mani panni hogi.

Main - Kahan milegi, yahan batao jaldi.

Sabnam - Kya tum usse le paoge?

Main - Bas batao, main sab kar lunga.

Par pehle mujhe kuch amrit buti, aur kesar paani, aur laal sindoor, aur ek ek jodi safed kapda, aur yahan nadi kahan hai?

Sabnam - Yeh samaan mil jayega, par kyun?

Main - Aaj mujhe meri shaktiyon ka awahan karna hi hoga, warna main woh mani nahi paa sakta hoon.

Sabnam - Aur shaktiyaan hain tumhare paas?

Main - Haan, main #### SMARAJYE KA SAMRAT hoon.

Sabnam - Kya aapka naam D...dd...

Main - DEV RAJPUT, aur jo tum soch rahi wahi hoon main. Maine yahan aakar apni jo shaktiyaan thi unko aisa kar diya ki bina awahan ke main unhe nahi bula paunga.

Sabnam mere pairon mein gir gayi - Mujhe maaf kar dijiye, isliye aap is jaal mein aaram se fas gaye.

Main - Jaal? Tu kya jaal mein fasa paati mujhe? Main khud fasa us jaal mein. Main nahi chahta tha ki main un shaktiyon ka awahan karun jis se woh mahashaitaan chhut jaye, jis ki wajah se main yeh "Shaktibasam" lene aaya tha.

Mere haath mein achanak se woh potli dekhi, woh darr ke peeche ho gayi.

Main - Aur tum kya sochti ho main kyun raha hoon mahal ke andar teen saal tak?

Sabnam - Woh...

Main - Ha ha ha, tumne socha main wahan bas sambhog mein laga hua tha? Arre, un ladkiyon ka kya tha jo unki zindagi kharab karwa di tumne ek mani ke chakkar mein? Agar maine unke saath sambandh bana kar na manaya hota, toh tum sab fir se meri sadhana bhang kar deti.

Sabnam - Matlab kya, Maharaj?

Main - Jab tak main apni sadhana mein nahi baithta, tab tak yahan se nahi nikalta main. Par tumne mere saath yeh chal kiya, yeh acha nahi laga mujhe.

Sabnam - Aap kya keh rahe hain, main samjhi nahi.

Main - Kya tumhare pita ne tumhe nahi bataya tha ki main kaun hoon?

Sabnam - Nahi, unhone bas kaha aapko yahan fasa dena hai, aap abhi kamzor ho.

Main - Huh, haan us time main kamzor tha. Par jab chhe mahino tak bas din raat sambhog karte karte ek din mujhe mere peeth ka chalchitra [Komal ka tattoo] dikha, tab hi mujhe sab yaad aa gaya. Phir dheere dheere maine apni sadhana ka time badhaya aur apni kuch shaktiyon ko bulaya aur ek bahut takatwar kavach [shield] ka nirmaan kiya jis se tum bas wahi dekho jo chahti ho. Aur maine "Shaktibasam" ko haasil kiya. Ab main BB aur mahashaitaan se saath mein lad sakta hoon.

Sabnam - Humein maaf kar do, Maharaj, humein maaf kar do.

Main - Chalo, maaf kiya tumhe maine kyunki tumhari wajah se aaj main apni chahne walon ki awaaz sun paaya hoon.

Sabnam apni mani aage dete hui - Aap rakh lijiye isse.

Main - Nahi, tumhari mani nahi le sakta hoon main. Tumhe nahi maar sakta. Bas mujhe us mani tak pahuncha do aur pehle puja ka prabandh kar do.

Sabnam - Ji, Maharaj.

Main - Aur apne dil se mujhe panne ka khwab mita do. Ab yeh mat kehna ki nahi aisa nahi hai. Tumne mujhse pucha ki main wapas aaunga, tabhi main samajh gaya. Par ab tumne mere us vishwas ko tod kar mere chhe maas [mahine] ka gala ghot diya jo mere zindagi ke sabse kimti the. Par ab main sabko maar dunga jo mere raste mein aayega, isliye ab jitna kaha hai karo.

Sabnam fir mujhe ek saaf talab ke paas le gayi aur phir maine apni puja shuru ki.

Main - Tum bhi baitho aur puja mein bhaag lo.

Sabnam - Ji.

Fir puja chalti rahi. Wahan ka mausam badalne laga, bijli kadakne lagi aur phir wahi bijliya mujh par girne lagi.

Sabnam dekh kar darr ke mare pasine pasine ho rahi thi mere shareer ko.

Mera upar ka shareer pura nanga tha. Mere shareer par kuch kaale kaale atma se mandra rahe the.

Aur bijli ke jhatke mere pet par lag rahe the jis se Sabnam ki halat aur kharab ho gayi.

Meri mohani shakti door door tak failne lagi jo wahan aas paas ke kabile ke sab ko lubha rahi thi. Wahan kuch time mein itni bheed lag gayi mere vipreet ling walon ki, kya bataun, sab ki sab mujhe pana chahti thi, par mujhe jinko pana tha woh yahan nahi, kahi aur hi thi.

Main - Hey mere kul devata, main aapse apni shaktiyon ka awahan karta hoon jo aapke charnon mein arpit ho gayi thi.

Main jaanta hoon ki main is shakti ke kabil nahi hoon. Maine hamesha apne parivar ke liye iska apmaan kiya, iske liye main sharminda hoon.

Tabhi wahan ek badi si roshni hui aur sab behosh ho gaye, mujhe chhod kar.

Main - Pranaam prabhu, aapko shat shat naman.

Kul Devata - Jeete raho mere bacche. Yeh tumhari hi galtiyon ka parinaam hai. Tumne unko apni shakti se bachaya jo maut ke do kadam door the. Aakhir uska parinaam mila tumhe apne teen baras yahan kaat ke.

(Note: Yahan Arav, Shikha aur bahut log jinko khoon dekar Dev ne bachaya, unki baat ho rahi hai.)

Main - Prabhu, maaf kar dein. Aage main aisa kaam nahi karunga jis se is srishti ka santulan bigad jaye.

Kul Devata - Woh toh tum pehle hi kayi ko asim shaktiyaan dekar aur unki aayu [age] ko badha kar chuke ho. Par yeh mat sochna ke unki zindagi mein takleef nahi aayengi. Sab aayega aur unhe yeh sehna hoga, un sabko, jaise tumne itni baar seha hai mere bacche.

Main - Main unki aankhon mein kaise aansu dekhu jinko main pyar karta hoon aur jo mujhse pyar karti hain aur jo mujh par vishwas karte hain?

Kul Devata - Mere bacche, tum kiske kiske aansu pochoge is sansaar mein? Ab jo hua so hua. Ab tum ek balak nahi, na dharti lok mein na kisi aur lok mein. Toh ab ek balak jaisi baatein aur kaam na karo toh acha hoga.

Main - Ji, Prabhu.

Kul Devata - Aaj kal ki duniya swarthi hai mere bacche. Yahan tum pyar aur maafi ke sahare nahi jee sakte ho. Jab dharm ki baat ho toh peeche nahi hatna chahiye aur galat baaton ko tab tak suno jab tak tum kuch nahi kar sakte.

Main - Par Prabhu, main is mohani shakti ke jaal mein fas gaya hoon. Aakhir kaise main is duniya se ladun? Is se auron ki baat alag hai, par jab apne aate hain toh main chaah kar bhi woh nahi kar pata jo main karna chahta hoon.

Kul Devata - Mere bacche, shastron ke gyaan aur taakat toh bahut hai tumhare paas, par tum hamesha sahi galat par ruk jate ho. Aakhir kyun?

Main - Aap sab jaante hain fir bhi puch rahe hain.

Kul Devata - Jab tum us kaalpakshi [BB] ko ek vaar mein maar sakte ho toh kyun lad rahe the yeh ladai aur yahan kyun aaye us "Shaktibasam" ke liye?

Main - Prabhu, is shakti ke saath mere hamesha dushmanon ka izafa hua hai. Kabhi rajya ke liye, toh kabhi meri inhi shaktiyon ke liye, toh kabhi irsha mein.

Kul Devata - Toh kya? Darr se tum kuch hasil kar paye? Nahi na, kuch bhi nahi. Aaj tumhare paas bas bachi hai toh ek aasha ki tum apne ghar jaoge. Kya tumhare us kaalpakshi par daya se tum bacha paye apne pyar ko? Bacha paye apni behan ko pagal hone se? Kya tum ab bhi kahoge ki tumhe darr hai?

Main - Nahi, Prabhu, main apni shaktiyon ke liye saj [tayyar] hoon.

Uske baad wahan alag alag dishaon se roshni aane lagi, mere shareer mein jaane lagi. Mera shareer itna zyada chamak raha tha ki koi dekh le toh woh andha ho jaye.

Uske baad tezz barish hui aur mere shareer par ek jharne se paani girne laga jo shayad na jaane kab se sukha hua tha.

Kul Devata - Ek baat hamesha dhyan rakhna. Nafrat aur dard aur pyar aur khushi hi is kalyug ke do pehlu hain, jo tum acche sambhal loge. Ab yeh lo, yeh tumhe yahan se bahar nikalne mein madad karega. Is mein us Naagmani ko laga dena aur woh mani uttar ki taraf char kos door par hi hai.

Aur Kul Devata ki roshni gayab ho gayi aur barish bhi jaise kuch hua hi nahi.

Main utha aur apna haath aage kiya aur mere shareer par ek kavach aa gaya.

Fir us hathiyar ko uthaya jis se main bahar jaunga.

Sab abhi bhi behosh the.

Main Sabnam ko kandhe par uthaya aur chal pada uttar disha ki taraf.

Udhar Delhi ke restaurant mein , ji haan, wahi restaurant jahan kabhi Dev aur Komal baith kar pyar bhari baatein karte the, par aaj na Dev tha na Komal. Do log baithe kuch baatein kar rahe the. Aaye sunte hain kya baat ho rahi hai.

Akhil - Arre Saloni, tumne unka dekha? "Silent raho, class hai, koi market nahi."

Saloni - Ha ha ha, aur woh choch ladani hai toh bahar chale jao.

Akhil - Ha ha ha, us professor ko dekh kar hi hasi aa jati hai.

Akhil ne haste hue Saloni didi ke haath par haath rakh diya.

Saloni - Kal aayega na tu?

Akhil - Arre kal meri behan ka birthday hai, toh celebrate karte hain na, bolo kya kehti ho? Akhil ne apna haath Saloni didi ke haath par dabaya.

Saloni apna haath khichte hue - Haan kyun nahi, par main raat mein nahi aa sakti hoon.

Akhil - Yaar, tu hamesha raat ka plan cancel kyun kar deti hai? Par tera bhi birthday aa raha hai, us din koi natak nahi.

Saloni - Ok baba, ab time zyada ho gaya, main chalti hoon.

Akhil - Ruk toh sahi.

Par Saloni uth kar chali gayi.

Par unhe do aankhein dekh rahi thi.

Rajiv - Chal yaar, koi toh life mein aage badh raha hai.

Sam - Haan aur kuch log zyada hi aage badh gaye hain.

Rajiv - Yaar, Dev ko hua kya? Jab dekho party aur ladkiyon mein duba rehta hai. Aur ek woh Meera madam. Main jab sab theek hone laga, phir bigad gaya sab.

Sam - Naam mat le us kamine ka. Meri behan ko punishment di, saala school se sidha aa gayi college kaise?

Rajiv - Yaar, Dev ne karwaya hoga, pura college jaan chuka hai ki kuch toh chal raha hai in dono ke beech. Sab paisa hai bhai.

Sam - Yaar, aisa kaise ho sakta hai? Tu jaanta nahi Dev kitna pyar karta hai Komal se.

Rajiv - Bhai, aaj kal har dusre ki mohabbat kisi dusre ke palang par nangi hoti hai.

Sam - Bhai ruk. [Sam ne ek diary nikali]

Rajiv - Yeh kya hai bhai?

Sam - Yeh Dev aur Komal ki diary hai. Maine iski copy banwa li hai. Padh kar dekh, dono ne likhi hai.

Rajiv - Dekhana zara bhai.

Unhone bahut si cheezein padhi.

Rajiv - Bhai, tujhe sharm nahi aati kisi ki personal diary ki copy banate hue?

Sam - Chup kar saale, meri behan sahi lagti hai mujhe, par Dev gadbad hai jo har ek din ki baat ko jaante hue bhi uski yaadein bana raha ho. Woh apne pyar ko bhul jaye, bas aisa nahi ho sakta hai. Jaldi se Dev, Komal se kuch kahe.

Rajiv - Matlab didi ne maaf kar diya?

Sam - Usne toh kab ka maaf kiya jab sach bataya, par aur woh raat ke jaam laga ke bhi mila, phir achanak phir sab badal gaya. Aakhir kyun?

Rajiv - Par bhai, uske kal parso do ladkon ko pure college mein ghuma kar maara aur kuch mahine pehle ek ladke ne bas halki si takkar maari didi [Komal] ko toh gir gayi, toh uska khanda tod diya Dev ne.

Sam - Yahi toh baat hai. Jab dad ne ek ladka dekha aur uske family ko bulaya, toh bhai woh aaye par kehne lage, "Maaf karein, humara ladka pura ladka nahi hai." Jab woh gaye, tab dekha ki unke peeche peeche Dev [Kdev asal mein] gaya.

Rajiv - BC, samajh nahi aa raha hai ki chakkar kya hai. Komal didi ko Dev chahta bhi hai par nahi bhi. Itne mein khande par kisi ne haath rakh diya.

Kdev - Zyada tension na le, Komal ko dekhne wale ki aankhein fod dunga, samjha?

Sam - Toh phir kar na.

Kdev ka phone baja.

Kdev - Haan, theek, acha, naya hai, chalo milta hoon party mein.

Kdev - Tum mein se koi chalega kya?

Sam - Na, tu jaa bhai.

Kdev - Ok, yeh yahan kya kar raha hai?

Sam - Yeh, arre yeh toh Saloni didi ke saath tha na, abhi gayi didi.

Kdev - Chal, milta hoon party mein. Ana, didi ka birthday hai, phone karunga.

Sam - Chal, badiya bhai.

Kdev chala gaya.

Rajiv - Abbe yaar, ajeeb hai na? Behan kisi aur se mil rahi hai aur isne pucha bhi nahi aur nikal liya.

Sam - Abbe toh kya hua? Didi kisi se pyar nahi kar sakti kya?

Rajiv - Yeh bhi sahi hai.

Sam - Kya yaar, kuch toh kar na.

Rajiv - Kya karun bhai? Yeh wala Dev jaise woh wala nahi raha. Na koi isse bevkoof bana sakta hai aur na hi isse kuch ugalwa sakta hai. Ek baar koshish ki, saale ne baaton baaton mein meri hi le li.

Komal - Kya le liya?

Rajiv - Arre didi, aap?

Komal uska gaal pakad kar - Haan, mere chhote bhai.

Tabhi Komal ki nazar diary par padi. Usne diary ko utha liya.

Komal - Bhai, yeh meri diary. Ohh, aapne iski copy kyun banayi hai?

Sam - Maaf kar de Komal, main bas dekhna chahta tha ki tu aakhir Dev se itna pyar kyun karti hai.

Komal ne us diary ko dustbin mein phek diya - Main koi pyar nahi karti hoon us se. Bas woh ek purani baat ho gayi hai meri zindagi mein.

Sam - Komal, woh bahut acha hai. Woh tujhse abhi bhi pyar karta hai. Dekha na, har kisi ko maarta rehta hai.

Komal - Bhai, uska pyar lagta hai dhoka hai. Woh mere is body ko guard kar raha hai jisse koi bodyguard bhi kar le, par us body ke andar ka dil nahi dikhata hai jo uske liye hi dhadakta hai.

Sam/Rajiv - Hai...

Komal - Matlab dhadakta tha.

Dono - Acha.

Komal apne aansu pochhte hue - Haan bhai, aaj main bhi zindagi mein aage badh gayi hoon. Maine aaj Raghav ko haan keh diya hai.

Sam - Ko...mal, kaise kar sakti hai tu yeh?

Komal - Bhai, dekho, Saloni didi bhi aage badh chuki hai, toh main kyun nahi?

Rajiv - Woh uski behan hai.

Komal - Par hai toh ladki na. Raghav bhi school se mujhse pyar karta hai, toh uske pyar mein kya kami hai?

Sam - Chal Rajiv, yahan se. Aur tu Komal, Raghav acha nahi tere liye. Par agar tera yahi faisala hai toh yahi sahi hai. Par Dev kaisa bhi ho, tujhe us se zyada pyar nahi kar sakta hai.

Sam bahar nikal jata hai.

Uske jaate hi Komal bhag kar jati hai aur diary ko dustbin se nikal leti hai aur apne seene se laga leti.

Komal - Maaf karna jaan, tumhe dukh diya. Aakhir ab tumhari yaadein hi toh hain jis se main zinda hoon. Tum toh paas hokar bhi paas nahi ho. Mujhe pata hai yeh Dev tumhare shareer ka koi hissa hai jo mere is shareer ko bacha raha hai. Tumhare liye toh kayi janam aur intezar kar lungi, yeh janam kya hai?

Komal baith jati hai aur ek page khol leti hai aur coffee order kar deti hai.

Idhar

Main Sabnam ko lekar aage badh raha tha.

Main - Uhu uhhhu, yeh mere seene mein kya ho raha hai?

Meri aankhon se aansu girne lage. Main na chahte hue bhi rota jaa raha tha.

Maine apni aankhein pochi, par woh sookh hi nahi rahi thi.

Sabnam - Ummhuuu awwwuu maa, paani lana.

Main - Paani nahi hai.

Maine usse utar diya.

Sabnam - Aahh, mera sir itna bhari kyun?

Maine uske sir par haath rakha.

Sabnam - Haan, ab theek hai. Arre, aap ro kyun rahe ho?

Mere seene mein bahut tez dard ho raha tha.

Main - Nahi, kuch nahi. Chalo, bas pahunch gaye hain.

Sabnam - Par hua kya hai?

Main - Nahi, chalo.

Mere kaanon mein awaaz gunji...

...Bhaiya aa jao na, main theek ho jaungi, aap jao... mujhe sula do na bhaiya...

Meri aankhon ke aansuon ka behna tez ho gaya.

Sabnam apne haathon se mere aansu pochhne lagi.

Uska pair peeche kisi cheez par pada. Ek dandnata hua chaku uski peeth ki taraf aaya.

Maine usko pakad liya aur...

Main - Sabnam, tum haathon peeche.

Sabnam - Par aapki aankhein...

Main - Haathon, theek ho jayega.

Tabhi hawa mein aag ka teer dikha, phir uske peeche aur bhi.

Main chillaya - Wooooo...

Mera pura shareer badal gaya. Bhediye mein sare teer akar mujhe lage aur gir gaye neeche.

Maine idhar dekha.

Maine udhar dekha.

Sab taraf ek se badh ke ek sainik the, par inke haath mein aag hone se main inhe dekh paa raha tha.

Ek puri sena thi aur main bhagta hua unki taraf gaya, unke upar kood gaya.

Sab titar bitar ho gaye. Main logon ko utha kar phenkne laga hawa mein.

Tabhi mujhe kahi se koi toh chot pahuncha raha tha.

Maine idhar udhar dekha.

Woh fir bhi nahi ruka aur fir tawaalar chhalang lagane laga.

Maine pakadna chaha aur woh idhar bhag gaya.

Main phir gaya, woh udhar ho gaya.

Maine gusse mein laat zameen par maari, woh hawa mein utha. Maine uske hawa mein pakad liya aur kheench kar faad diya.

Ek aur aaya peeche se, maine usse bhi faad diya. Phir ek aur, phir aur.

Main bas pakad pakad kar unko maar raha tha.

Udhar

London ke hospital mein, Gorge Mental Hospital.

Amit - Kya hua be, Dr.? Diya ki nahi injection usko?

Dr. - Ji, de diya hai sir.

Amit - Kab tak kaam karega?

Dr. - Aapka kaam pura ho jayega.

Amit - Lekar lao usse.

Dr. gaya aur ek ladki ko lekar aaya.

Amit - Arre, aa gayi meri Pari.

Pari - Kon ho? Bhaiya ne bheja hai aapko?

Amit [man mein] - Wah Dev, asli Pari yahan aur nakli Dev wahan. Ab iske saath kuch bhi karun, kya farak padta hai?

Amit - Haan, tere bhaiya ne bheja hai. Aao idhar aao.

Pari badi masoomiyat se uske paas jati hai.

Amit - Pari, yahan tum laga do.

Pari - Phir bhaiya aayenge na?

Amit - Haan, aayenge bhaiya, tum karo.

Pari jhuk kar angutha lagane wali hoti hai ki Amit ki nazar padti hai Pari ki t-shirt ke andar.

Woh apni pant theek karta hai.

Amit [man mein] - Wah bhai, Akhil kya khabar di hai. Yeh toh ekdum maal ho gayi hai.

Pari peeche ho gayi.

Amit - Kya hua Pari?

Pari - Aap bhaiya ko maroge, main nahi karungi.

Amit kadha ho jata hai aur Pari ke paas jata hai aur uski kamar pakad leta hai.

Pari - Uhhh huuh, chhodo, aap gande ho. Bhaiya aapko marenge.

Amit uski baalon ko sunghne lagata hai.

Amit - Ummhh, kya khushbu hai.

Pari uski gaal noch leti hai.

Amit uski kamar ko tez se daba deta hai.

Pari - Maa, aahhh, chhodo, chhodo, dukh raha hai.

Amit - Lagayegi angutha?

Pari roote hue - Haan haan, lagaungi.

Amit usse chhod deta hai.

Pari bhag kar apna angutha laga deti hai.

Amit aage badh kar ek bag utha leta hai aur Dr. ko deta hai.

Dr. ne bag khola - Sir, itna saara?

Amit - Tu maze kar, aaj 725 crore humare haath mein aa gaye hain aur mere paas toh uski malkin bhi hai.

Dr. - Par sir, is halat mein is ladki ke haath yeh sab karana theek nahi hoga.

Amit apni shirt utar phekta hai.

Amit - Dr., zara malish wali ko bhej. Aaj dhamal se pehle zara kamzori mita loon.

Pari jakar ek kone mein baith gayi bed ke.

Udhar

Main sabko maar chuka tha.

Tabhi ek bada sa aadmi aakar bola.

Aadmi - Bas ruk jao, mat maaro unhe. Ab jitne bacche main de dunga tumhe woh mani.

Main dheere dheere chhota hua aur apne normal roop mein aa gaya.

Aadmi - Humein chhod do, le jao woh mani.

Main - Phir vaar kyun kiya?

Aadmi - Maafi, maafi.

Main - Lao woh mani.

Usne taali bajayi.

Ek box laya gaya. Usne box mujhe diya.

Tabhi mujhe kuch sunayi diya. Maine neeche dekha, ek bada sa saanp pada aur bahut ghayal.

Par pata nahi kya hua, main usko utha liya. Mere haath mein aate hi woh badal gaya, nahi, badal gayi.

Main - Sabnam, yeh kya hua?

Sabnam - Yeh mere karmon ka phal hai. Mujhe maaf kar dein, par aapke liye lad kar hi main dhanya ho gayi.

Aur uski aankhein band aur uski dhadkan bhi.

Main - Kis kamine ne maara hai isse?

Aadmi - Ab ladai mein log toh mere bhi mare hain, par aap is mani se isse zinda kar sakte ho.

Main - Par is se main apne ghar jaa sakta hoon.

Aadmi - Woh aapka faisala hai. Hum uske gulam hain jiske paas yeh mani hai. Par aaj hum sab ne kisi janwar ko rote dekha hai.

Maine woh tawar nikala aur us mein mani laga di. Ek bada black hole jaisa kuch ban gaya.

 

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UPDATE 132

Mai sabnam ko lekar usse hole ke dur gaya aur waha sabnam ko lita diya aur kudh jakar hole mai kadha ho gaya

Ek awaaz aayi

Awaaz - tumhare pass ek prahar kaa saamye hai chun loo kaha jana hai

Mai adami sai - yaha aao

Woh aaya

Adamai - ji

Maine woh mani nikali talwaar sai aur ussko di

Woh meri taraf dhekhnai laga

Mai - ess laga do sabanam ke mathe par

Woh gaya aur sabanam ke mathe par laga diya

Tabhi awwaj aayi - kaha jaana hai

Mai - ghar

Awwaz - kon sai ghar

Mai - yaar mere kaayi ghar hai

Awwaj - kaha jaana hai

Mai - jaha meri sabsai jada jarurat hai

Sabnam ki aakhe khuli toh uss nai mujhe dekha

Sabanam - nahi ruk jaao....ooo

Woh bhag kar meri pass anne lagi

Mai - alvida sabanam ...........

Bus usske haatho ki ungaliya meri ungaliyo sai takarayi

Aur balack hole band ho gaya

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Neha gaane sunati hui room ke pass jakar gate ko dhaka diya

Saamne kdev aram sai soya tha

Neha aage jakar kdev ko hilaya

Kdev nai usse apne upar khich liya

Kdev - abb toh ruk jaoo kal toh chali gayi

Neha chilla kar - bhaiya

Kdev ki aakhe kuli uss nai usse chhod diya

Kdev - neha tuh yaha

Neha - arre mera naam yaad hai tumhe

Kdev - kaya kaha tunne

Neha - kaya galat bol diya

K dev - abb tamiz bhi nahi bacchi hai

Neha - tamiz aur tumhe jaao jaao party karo

K dev - etna kuch kar raha hu sabke liye phir bhi

Neha - lagata hai app woh sab baate bhul gaye ho

Kdev - kon si baat

Neha - jarurat nahi kuch baatane ki tumhe tum abb bus unki tarah ho joh bus ladkiyo ke piche bhagate rahete ho

Kdev nai ek tappad mar diya

Kdev - tere etani himmat ki tuh mujhsai asse baat karegi

Neha - kaya galat bol diya jab dekho club janna aur kaya hai appka aur meera madam kaa

Kdev - bus bhaut ho gaya abb mai tujhsai behas nahi karna caahata

Neha - haa abb toh meri baate kadavi laganai lagi tab toh mere har ek asshu aapko kissi bhi doulat sai payara tha aur aaj chiii.... Aap kaya sai kaya ban gaye

Kdev - tuh kaya samjhati hai mujhe mai yeh bus maje ke liye kar raha hu sab kuch dekhana padata hai mujhe agar kuch time masti kar li toh kaya galat kar liya

Neha - haa toh karo roka kisnai phir kyu kaharab kar rahe unn ladakiyoo ki jinhonai tumsai payaar kiya

Kdev - kaya matalab hai esska

Neha - matalb app acche sai jaante ho

Kdev nai apna haath uthaya aur rok liya

Neha - ruk kyu gaye maar do naa akkhir abb bus yahi bacha hai naa

Kdev - neha chali jaa jaa niche

Neha rotte hue - appnai wada kiya tha ki kabhi akela nahi chodoge mujhe

Kdev(man mai) - yaar kaha reh gaya boss samajh nahi aata yeh nafarat toh nahi karani lagi boss sai mere chakkar mai aurai toh ess liye dur rehata enn logo sai taaki mai aisa kuch naa karu joh boss naa cahata ho

Kdev ne usske khandhe par haath neha nai uss sai dahaka de diya kdev jakar bed ke uss paar gira

Neha ke haatho sai nakun nikal woh palat gayi

Kdev - ess maa kaa yeh kaya hai

Neha ke daant nikal rahe the

Neha - ettnai din sai maine apne janwar ko chupa kar rakha tha par abb aur nahi

Kdev - sorry behan saant ho jaa saant ho jaa galati ho gayi

Neha - abb apke haath aur jaban sai payaar bhari baate acchi nahi lag rahi hai socho agar aapki unko pata laga toh woh toh jitte ji mar jaayengi

Kdev todha dar saa gaya tha - nahi behan tuh jaisa samjah rahi hai aisa nahi mai..... (neha nai gusse mai pannja utha liya) nahi nahi aisa karana dev mar chuka hai

Neha - haa kaya hua mar gaya toh

woh marnai waali thi ki usska dyan apne bole sabdo par gaya woh ruk gayi

Neha rooti hui ghutanoo par beth gayi - nahiii...... Aisa nahi ho sakata mere bhaiya mere bhaiya nahii.............. Kha hai woh woh nahi mar sakaete hai apni neha ke bina aur tumnai hume dhokha diya abhi tak

K dev - nahi maine dhokha nahi diya maine toh wahi kiya boss dev nai mujhsai kaha koi shaktibasam lene woh hell mai gaya aur abhi tak mai hi usske saare kaam yaha kar raha aur dur ess liye rehata taaki mai kuch aisa bol yaa kar naa du jis sai boss ki image kaharab ho kahi bhi bus parties wagera mai ess liye apna mood fresh karata mere bus kaa nahi etnai tension lena aur abhi tak nahi aya toh mujhe lag raha sayad kabhi vapas naa aaye boss

Neha - mere payare bhaiya woh floor par gir kar ronne lagi

EDHAR MAI EK HOSPITAL MAI THA

Maine edhar udhar dekha yeh hospital etna sunsan kyu hai

Tabhi mujhe pari ki awwaz sunayi di jaise koi dars bhari awwaz ho pari ki

maine samane ki diwal pe ek laat maari aur ussmai aayi daraar ko haath alag karke diwal ko tod diya

samane dekha toh pari ke baal pakade amit kadha thaa

Amit kuch bolane wala thaa ki usski jaban usske halal mai ruk gayi mujhe dekh ke

Maine ghusse mai diwal sai nikali hui sariya nikal ke usske kandhe mai ghusa di

usske haath sai pari chhut gayi aur maine ussko pakd ke side mai rakaha woh sayad behosh si ho chuki thi

Mai - tuh kyu nahi thik ho sakata be kutte

Amit bus kandha pakad ke roye jaa raha tha

Side mai kadha dr - aye mr kon ho tum

maine usska shir pakad ke diwal mai de mara joh kaach karke fat gaya aur waha kadhi mallish waali bhaag gayi chillati hui

Mai amit ki andar sai sariya nikal ke - aaah aaaah kaya kar raha abb baat kar naa baat kar raha hu

Amit - haramkhor....aahhhhh

maine ek laat uske ando pe dekar maari

woh maa maa karta hua bilbilane laga aur mai jaise kadha hua maine dekha side mai kuch papers rakhe hue the

 

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Ab ayea na asli maza dev is back and amit got his eggs broken + doctor got his skull, brain, broken bole to dev ne ate hi ch baji paoo bna dala re beedhu amit Or doctor ka doctor to ab jindagi Mai kabhi bhi hilega ich hi nhi abse Or amit to kabhi baap hi nahi ban payega re agar jinda bacha to but uske bhi chances kam lgte hai apne ko Mai baap bole to ek dam rapchik full mood update tha but chota lga bahut jaldi jaldi khatam ho gya maza ana shuru hi hua tha maar peet ka scene ate hi ch update finish khatam ghar jao ab

 

[hotaks]

Iski khabar bhi lena hi ch mangta boss ye sala jyada hi meera se tharak thandi krta rehta hai Sab bhool kr agar chahta to sabke upar nazar rakh kr jisko jarurat hoti madad ki usko bacahata but nhi esko to meera ki chut Mai hi ghusna tha na tabhi to etni baate chuapni shuru kr di apne malik se jisne isko maut ke moonh se bachakar naya jewan diya taki ye sudhar kr uski madad kre pr ye kamina nhi sudharne wala iske to ache se lawde lagana mangta boss