Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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nice update..!!

bhai apne bataya thi ki sona ko mann ki baat pata chalti hai toh usko kaise pata nahi chala ki dev ki powers chali gayi hai aur inn paiso se woh aage kya karne wala hai..aur janu ko bhi powers mili thi dev se..matlab jaise guruji ne bataya tha ki do patniyon ke paas dev ki shaktiyon ka ansh rahega toh uss hisab se sona ko sab smajh me aana chahiye tha aur janu ko kaunsi powers mili hai yeh bhi pata nahi chala..!!

 

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UPDATE 92

THE PAIN 12 - THE JEALOUSY

Mai-voh tumhare uper hai bus control rakhana tum

Maine uska face pakada aur kiss karene laga todi der hi baad hi janu ke haath mere kamar par kasnai lage

Mere haath dhille pad rahe the

Uss ke nakhoon badh rahe the uss naai apni ungliya modi to usske nakhoon mere andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaise koi laal garam sariya meri peth mei ghusa raha tha

Uss nai mera muh khol aur meri jeeb ko apne hotho sai aase khichana chalu kiya jaise degi

Mai jaise taise baradas kar raha tha

Uss nai dusra haath meri gardan par rakha aur nakhoon ko meri garadan mai dhasa diya woh side mere Trachea { saas ki nali }par mahsus hoo raha tha

Uss par shktiyo koo chusane kaa bhut sawar ho gaya tha

Maine haath marana shuru kar diya

Yeh devika ki sharam aaj kahi meri waat naa lage

Mai piche hatane laga jaise taise mai talab ke kinare pahucha

Kdev - abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidney ki chatani naa bana dee

Maine devika ko par pakad kar khicha uska pair uth gaya aur woh gir padi dham sai

Devika - aaaahhh

Woh uthi

Devika - aare chhodo unhe

woh aage aakar chhudane wali thi ki janu ne haath nikala aur hath devika ki taraf kar diyaa

Uss ke hath sai ek kala dua nikla jo devika ka uda kar du le gaya

Mai apni talwar ke liye hath aage kiya toh mujhe dhaka diya mai ek pathar par gira woh pathar tut gaya

Kdev - jaldi ke chakar mai kavach to bhul gaya tuh

Mai -wohhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh

Janu mere upar aa gayi aur apne dono nakhun sai mere dono hatho ko asse

ched diya jaise mai suli par lakatne jaa rha hu aur mere muh sai khichani lagi meri powers ko

Mere muh sai kaala saa kuch nikala joh sidha uss ke andar jaane laga

Tabhi devika nai usse dhaka diya woh ludakati hui panni mai jaa giri

Devika -aap thik toh naa

Mai - haa tum jaldi sai kavach banao yaha

Mai janu ko - waha sai bahar nikalo

Par woh meri baate sun nahi rahi thi bus mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - mano nikal jao please

Nahi yeh nahi hoga mai bhag kar jane wala tha ki meri aage ek taransparant diwar ban gayi

Mai usspar marnai laga ek tut gayi mai aage badha toh takara kar gir gaya

Mai- nah

Janu ke andar ek dur sai aata hui kaali ruh jaane lagi

Maine talwar nikali aur usski taraf ek tezz bijali ki roshani chhodi woh diwalo ko tod kar uss ke pass jaane lagi

Par usske pass jaate hi blast hoo gayi

Mai- devika tum pagal hoo gayi hoo ab kisnai kaha tha kavach banane ko

Devika - aap nai hi toh kaha tha

Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh khadi ho gayi thi aur

mai bhaag kar usske pass jane laga

Usske pass jaate hi maine usse tezz sai pakad liya aur bhi bhaut si ruh aa rahi thi maine apna haath upar kiya aur bijli chhod di

Mai - devika tum nikalo mai aata hu

Mai janu ko lekar waha sai parilok pahuchne hi wala thi ki kisi sai takaraya mai niche girane laga

Janu behosh ho chuki yhi phir mai ussko lekar waha pahucha jaha mai khaalitime mai sochane beth jata tha

Maine usse litya

Usske pure sharir par ek suit jaisa saa tha

Mujhe yaad aaya mai abhi bhi naga hu

Maine hath aage kiya aur aakhe band kar lii jab aakhe kholi toh dress aa gayi thi

Mai - aaj sai phele kyu try nahi kiya ohhh janu janu utho naa

Maine usse hilaya

Woh angadyi leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ki abhi soo kar uthi hoo

Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab kuch bataya unko

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko marene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye aur kehata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka hath pakad liya

B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Uss nai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe ho

Amit- toh kaya kahu baato humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaro ki tarah ezzat hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki

Sumit - sahi kaha bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo kuch karte hai agar unhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa gaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sab sai toh apana rishata rakahene mai mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dekh rahe the

C chacha - esse mat dekho maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aao phir karana

Shikaha - dekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi mang rahi thi jinka jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- ohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi bhul jau

 

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UPDATE 93

The Pain 12 B

Amit - accha toh phir bata naa kis ke saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess kaa es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev

ke saath kaam kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath

........

Enka bolene sai phele hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tappad

Amit - bus bahut ho gaya vishwas agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup raho toh accha hi rahega

Shikha - rahene do chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhano sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- kehana kaya cahata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume pata hai ki do agent jab ek saath room mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum sab maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din dekna padega jab ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh hum toh bus bata rahe hai sach

Shikaha didi ke aakho sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unn sai jakar maafi maang lege hume nahi pata ha hum saap ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena sala pata nahi kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha foda hai kaya naam tha haa janu

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur asshu

Sumit - dekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chhod kar chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kami hai jab dekho dev bhai yeh dev bhai woh dev bhai kaya kahhoge dev bhai kaya pehanoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai ki aapni bheno ke payarr ko paise sai compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dekho eetna accha gift diya hai ennhonai aaj tak kaya diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dikha jara

Ussnai usska haat pakad liya

Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai naa ess liye

Shikha ko bhut ghussa aa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lena hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh

Kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo wahi rahoo bagwan mat bano

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya bolati hai aare arre yeh toh ro rahi hai naa meri behan roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri behan nahi hu

Sumit - toh phir kaya ho

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe ho aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya

Rahul - aare nahi mai toh keha raha huu chalo abb yeh ghar aur jayejad milenai ki kushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shika- tum aur dev ko mar do ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - kuch nahi kuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar ghussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI

Ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh tha ussnai

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi ensaniyat nahi bachi hai aur naa maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu has rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi mangega

Shikha- thu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yeh jayejaad hai naa uttnai woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha sai rahene do enn sabko yahi aur maa aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke ess kaam mai mil jao

C chacha - beti unko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farz pura kar rahi hai

Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal piche sai pakad liye

Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska hath ghumaya aur chhut gayi uss ke haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai kuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikha- tum sab drugs lete ho

Sumit phir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi kuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokar dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai

Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun chini aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai toh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki wajagh sai aap log hume chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete hai baad mai dekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena kuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

 

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Kya likhte ho bhai maza aa jata hai or time ka bhi kuch pta nhi rehta kitna Gujar gaya Mtlb ek dam time band dete ho yrr or mahool bhi Or bhai ye shikha gusse Mai dev ko apna ashiq bol gyi ya sach Mai pyar krti hai us se or ye teeno kamino k wajah se hi dev ka esa halat hua tha na mc nhi Yaar enki maa to achii hai unhi teeno ki gand mai kuch jyada hi khujli ho rhi na to dev maar maar kr enki gand se khujli hatyega

 

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THE PAIN - 13

UPDATE 94

Amit - jaa locker sai le le

Rahul - sach mai

Sumit - jaa naa kyu bhaav mar raha hai

Rahul - puchoge nahi kaya karunga

Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh hum sai

bada chutiya koi nahi hoga

Edhar

Janu - kaya jaan sone bhi nahi dete etna acha sapna dekh rahi thi mai

Mai- sapna

Janu- haa ek minute are mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai uss nai mera

sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi

Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar ane wala tha

Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua

(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai yeh )

Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh ho naa

Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne body ko ghurane lagi

Janu - yeh kaya hai aree tuhare bhi kapde

Mai- kaya ab atmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa

Janu- aab esse hatau kaise

Mai - huu.. accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dekho kaya hota

hai

Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi

Tabhi devika waha aa gayi

Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye

Mai - are woh yeh mere sath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach paar nahi kar paya

Devika - aab aap dono thik toh ho naa

Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi

Mai - accha yeh dekho maine apni upper ke kapde utare

Mai - dekho kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakhoon

Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chalane lagi

Mai- kaya kar rahi ho aare tum ro rahi ho pagal kahi ki

Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapko

Maine dress wapas pehan liya

- chaloo aashu poch lo waha tumhari wajah sai dard jitna hua par abh dekho mai bach gaya naa

Janu - sach abb thik ho naa aap

Mai - haa abb chalo tumhari mom wait kar rahi hogi

Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha

Mai- dekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dekho kitna intazaar kiya ess nai

Devika - chodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha

Ussnai phone mujhe diya

Maine phone mai dekha unkunown number sai call thi

Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar sayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chalo

mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai

Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai

Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum sath rahi kuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh

Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo

Janu- jab woh jana cahati hai toh le jao na

Mai- accha thik hai chalo

Phir maine janu ko uss ke room mai chhoda

Mai - sab sambhal lenna

Janu - fikar mat karo jao ab

Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aaye

Mai- abb jao tum bhi

Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha

Mai- haa kaha tha abb jao samjha karo

Devika gayab hoo gayi

Mai- are yeh toh chali gayi

K dev - abe biwi hai teri koi bachi nahi ho gayi naraz

Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai

Mai- thik hai ah ghussa mat ho

K dev - yaar tune woh karawaya naa

Mai - abb tujhe kaya karana hai

K dev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi

Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur un harmaiyo sai toh badala lunga

hi aur tujhe madam mai kuch jada interest nahi ho raha hai ab

Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers achi lagati hai bus

Mai- toh phir mai saare school collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu

K dev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hi sahi hai usski matkati hui jawani mere dimag mai chipak gayi hai

Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala ,waha

K dev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri bari hai

Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi joh kar nai aye hai kare

Phir maine phone mai kuch dekha aur

Phir mai aage badha

Samne ek kafi accha ghar tha

Mai - sunana jara kaya eska dealer abhi andar hai naa

Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai

Mai- esska ad dekha tha maine

Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar

Mai- andar gya kaafi acha laga mujhe yeh ghar

Dealer - haa sir kahiye

Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski

Dealer mujhe ghurnae laga

Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi

Dealer - 25 carore

Maine check uske hath mai de diya

Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh

Mai- haa mujhe woh piche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek acha saa saa basement banawa doo dhyan rahe kami naa ho yaha

Dealer - sir agar aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par

Mai - kaya par

Dealer - 10 ka aur kharch hoga

Mai- thik hai phele nahi bata sakete the

Mai ek aur check diya

Dealer - sir aapne kuch pucha kyu nahi

Mai - are abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar

gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge

Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dikh hai jayega kal shuru karawata huu

Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone cahiye

Dealer -waise aap hoo kon

Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega

Dealer - mai samjaha nahi

Mai - rani rajput ko janete ho

Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo

Mai- are fufa ji bus karo ...........shit kaya bol diya

Dealer - sunil rajput

Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii

Sunil - fufa ji kon ho tum

Mai - aare kuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus

Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai

Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev

Sunil - dekho mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi pehunga aur agar woh aa jata toh kaya hume phone nahi aata

Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun lo

Mai- ha dad baat karo

Maine phone diya

Sunil - hello kon

Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum ho kaya

Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai

Dad - are dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga

Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata hu

Unhone mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

Sunil - acha kaafi bada hogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai

etnai paise

Mai- dekho abb mai sabko batatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh

puchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai yeh zindagi nikal jayega

Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda - par ghar kyu kharid raha hai

Mai- abb aap sai kaya chupana maine short mai sab bataya

Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unn sai dur

hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dekh kar pagal ho jayegi

Mai- aap unko yahi lekar aao naye naya gahe naye log

Sunil - aacha naye log

Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aap logo nai

Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dukhi hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone karana band kar diya tha

Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai aap kisi aur ko nahi bataoge bus bua ko lekar aa jana kaise bhi

Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar

Phir woh chale gaye

Mai todha ghar dekha aur pahucha un sabke pass

Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya

Mai- are dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer

the

Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai

Mai- are are shaam ko mil lena chalo ab

Riya - kaha jaa rahe ho aap log

Mai- bus abb chalete hai aap logo ka bahut shukriya

Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log

yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai enke

saath etna sab kaiya aur yeh abb yaha akele pad gaye hai

Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh hume narak mai sai nikala hai

Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa

Mera phone baja

Mai - ek minute

Mai - haa hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana - pehchano kon

Mai- kon hai

Sanjana - nahi pehchana

Mai - kaisi baate kar rahi hoo madam mai kaise pehchaan jaunga

Sanjana - ok bye

Mai - sorry sorry maaf kar de mai majak kar raha tha aaj kaise yaad aayi ess

garib ki

Sanajana - bhai mai aap sai bhaut naraz hoo aap vapas aaye aur hume mile bhi

nahi

Mai - maaf kar dee naa

Kasish - nahi kabhi nahi

Mai- are meri chhoti panda kaha kho gayi thi

 

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Kasish - mai panda nahi hu abb

Mai - acha toh kaya hai ab tuh

Kasish- kuch nahi aap nai kaha tha ki mom dad ka dhyan rakhoge aur aap ghar chhod kar chale gaye aur woh log gaaw chale gaye

Mai- woh mai toh

Kasish - dekho bhai kaya hua kaya nahi hua mai nahi jaanti par aapnai wada tod diya

Uss nai call kat di

Maa - kiska phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha

Mai- woh panda kaa tha

Riya - panda

Maa - hasti hui aare woh esski behane hai kaya hua

Mai- hona kaya hai uss kirti nai bataya hoga

Maa- chal jaa jaldi yeh pari etni der sai kar kaya rahi hai saloni ke saath

Mai etni tezz bhaga ki woh sab hairan ho gaye

Rajewari - esse kaya hua

Mai kamare mai ghusa -pari pari kaha hai tuh pari

Saloni- chilla mat so rahi hai kya hua

Mai usske pass jakar beth gaya

Maine usske face sai usske baal haatye

Aur jhuk kar usske gaal par ek kiss kar diya

Saloni - kaya kar raha hai

Mai- shiii aram sai meri gudiya uth naa jaye

Mai waha sai utha aur balcony mai kadha hoo gaya

Saloni- tuh hamesha tention mai kyu rehata hai

Mai- aare nahi ab lagata hai mujhe meri manzil par nikala hoga par uss sai phele

unn teeno koo aisa sabak shikahunga ki yaad rakhenge

Saloni- ab kaya fayada abb toh humara unsai rista khatam ho gaya toh sahi par mujhe baaki sabki yaad abhi aa rahi hai

Mai- didi aapko yaad aa rahi yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar ki unn tenno nai aisa kaya kiya ki sab gaow chale gaye

Saloni- acha ruk haa shikha kaha hai

Shikha - gaow mai

Saloni- wha kyu gayi hai

Mai- phone do naa

Saloni- mai baat kar luu pahele

Mai- nahi phele ma

i

Saloni- le kar

Mai- haa kaya hua hai

Shikha*******************saari baat batayi

Mai- unnko esski saja milegi par aap dukhi mat hona

Shikha - mai kyu dukhi rahu tuh hai naa mera aashique

Mai- kaya

Shikha - ab toh sab yahi samjahne lage hai

Mai- ohh woh mai toh dar gaya tha

Shikha - chal jada mat soch tere pass aur bhaut kuch hai mere alawa sochane ko

Mai - aap aisa mat bolo joh hua woh jaruri tha

Shikha - ha par tune aaj hume humari aukaat dikha di ki tere liye humari koi

value nahi hai aase toh koi apna jhutta khana nahi phekhata jaise tunne humme feka

Mai- aisa mat samjho

Shikha - toh ek baar kah kar toh dekhata teri liye mai unhe kaya kisi ko bhi

chhod deti

Mujhsai ruka nahi gaya mai unke pass pahuch gya

Mai - Asse naa rulaya karo

Dard dilo ke badhaya Naa karo

Aapko bhulana hogi meri galati

Par uss galati ko yuh dil sai lagaya naa karo

Shikha - aaye ho tum hume yeh batane ki tumhare dil mai hi sirf dard hai

Kabhi dusro ke dilo mai jhaak kar dekh liya karo tum bhul hi jaoge ki tumhare

dil mai hi dard hai

Kdev - yeh mara

Mai - tuh aa gaya mahool kaharab karnai

Kdev - nahi mere bina nahi banega yaha mahool

Mai apne aap aage bhadnai laga

Mai k dev sai - nahi nahi nahi

K dev - ha ha ha

Mai jaise hi unke karib aaya maine aakhe band kar li maine hatho sai unka facepakada aur kiss karna start kar diya

Mai khud ko kaafi roak raha tha par rok nahi paa raha tha

Tabhi unhone mera sir pakada aur mujhe aur tezz sai kiss karnai lagi

Mai apni aakhe khol di toh meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi

Unn ki aakhe abhi bhi band thii

Maine unnhe hataya par unn par jiase nasha saa tha mujhe khich rahi thi

Maine jaise taise alag kiya khud ko

Aur pari ke pass Beth kar saas lene laga

Mai- mai yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise

Kdev - aur hoo gayab mai toh bus thoda saa mahool banaene wala tha tune kand hi kar diya

Mai- abe yeh tab sai wahi khadi thi bato

Kdev- saale dose enhe bhi de di tunne aur udhar baat adhuri reh gayi

Mai- baad mai dekhunga abhi bhaut kaam hai

Pari - uuhhhh aaahhh bhai aap yaha

Mai - aare uth gayi tuh kaisi hai ab

Pari - ekdum mast huu aur yeh didi asse kyu khadi hai

Pari- didi kaha kho gayi ho

Saloni hosh mai aate hue - huuu haa kaya hua

Pari - aapko kaya hua

Saloni- dev tune sach mai abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharm tha

Mai- maiiii........nai kuch nahi kiya aap tab sai aase hi kadhi ho

Saloni apne sir par haath rakhati hai

Saloni man mai - yeh sab mere dimag mai kaya aaya

Maa - beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tuh yaha kaya kar raha hai

Mai - haa chalete hai

Saloni - kaha par

Mai- naye ghar

Maa - nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jayege

Mai - kaya bol rahi ho maa maine bua ko bula liya hai

Maa - tuh chinta mat kar tere dad nai baat kar li hai

Mai - par kyu jana hai

Maa- woh abhi nahi baatungi

Mai- kaya maa

Maa - chal natak chhod chal ab

Pari -chalo bhai udd kar chalete hai

Maa - tuh udd bhi sakata hai dev

Mai- woh sab chhodo riya aur usski mom ko bhi lekar jana hai toh normal jao aap log mai inn sabko lekar aata huu

Maa - sabko kisko

Mai- mai bhi nahi bataunga

Maa - thik hai hum nikalete hai

Mai- chaloo jao jaldi mai pahuch jaunga

Phir mai dono ko lekar gaow ke ghar ke bhar pahucha

Saloni - yaha kyu

Mai- aare tumhara man nahi lagega esske bina jao aur mana kar lekar aa jana mousi ke ghar aur chacha joh bhi puche mere baare mai sab bata dena warana ayenge nahi

Saloni - sunn toh sahi

Par mai phle hi gayab ho gaya tha

Etni bhaga doud hai power nahi hoti toh aaj mai ghutano ke baal chal raha hota

Mai santi sai betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya

Phele arav phir janu phir sona phir masoom akash mohan sir alok sam rajiv aur kuch logo ko bhi

Kdev - sabko kyu bula raha hai

Mai- arre maa naa bategi toh mujhe pata naa chalega mai agent asse hi naa hu batata nahi toh kaya essqa matlab mai kuch nahi janata abe kabhi kabhi chutiya ban kar rahene mai fayada hai logo ke assli kaand aapko pata chal jate hai

K dev - aacha mere baap tuh mhaan hai abb yeh baatega yeh chakkar kaya hai

Mai- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadi hai aur kaya

K dev - toh sabko kyu bula raha hai mera sir dard hoo raha hai

Mai- abe ek baar mai hi sabko bata du warna sab meri jaan kahene mujhe nahi bataya mujhe nahi bataya tuh kab aaya aur baaki sab toh jude hai mujhsai toh bula liya aur kaya

Kdev - accha thik hai par devika ka kaya ruk abhi

Mai - kaha hoo devika

Koi jawab nahi aaya

Mai- maine kaha kha hoo tum

Noo answer

Kdev - sale mai kis bachod ke andar aa gaya huu abe tuh aisa kyu nahi karata

gala kat ke mar jaa

Mai - yaar confuse kyu ho raha hai

K dev-abe jab sai aaya hu bus chuytiyapa laga rakha hai edhar sai udhar sai

edhar abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi

Woh mere sai bhar aa gaya

Mai - kaha chala

K dev - haa behenchoo mai naa rahana tere saath pagala kar diya hai tune

Mai - yaar ruk jaa sab samjaha dunga

K dev - mai nahi

Mai - boside ke ab bhaaw mat kaah ek toh waise hi unn kutto par ghussa kam nahi huaaur tuh yeh ladkiyo ki tarah rona band kar

K dev - mai jaa raha hu merra sai milane

Mai- eski maa kaa abe kaya hai ussmai joh toh pagal ho raha hai

Kdev- oye tuh kaya jane madam ke saath romance kaya hota hai

Mai - yaar eetni saari gf hai meri kaya unmai kaya kam hai joh mera harami version madam kaa diwana hai

Kdev- hat tuh bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw khati rehti hai aur ek hai woh excited

wali janu usski maa ki toh mai

Mai - bus kar bus kitna gaali dega woh apni beti kaa bhala chalati hai

Kdev- abe gaali man kar raha hai

Woh edar udhar bhagene laga ussne ek pathar uthaya aur mujh par pheka maine ek bijzli ke jahtke sai fod diya

Mai- abe saant ho jaa

Kdev - thik hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamala sulja dega

Mai- thik hai thik hai

Kdev- aur apna dimag mere hawale

chhod de

Mai - hat be tuh saale hamesh meri hi bheno mai fasa deta hai

Kdev- toh kaya hua dekha nahi marane ko tayar hai tere liye

Mai- chal ab bahut ho gaya chutiyapa ab dikhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

K dev - sach mai nahi manata

Mai - mat maan m...

Mai chhup ho gaya

Kdev - bol bol sala mere ko gaali dega kudh ko hi lagegi

 

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THE PAIN 14

Mai- abe sach bol raha hu mai

Kdev - ab ayega maza

Mai - chal unn dono ko bhi lekar anna hai

K dev - chal phir

Mai - apna yeh bekar dimag aur baate band rakhana aab

Woh mere andar aa gaya mai kasish ke pass koi sunsan jagaha ka socha

Mai pahucha ek gali mai jaha bus kuch cars khadi thi

Mai - abe mujhe toh uski shakal yaad hi nahi kaya karu haa pehale yaha sai nikalata

hu

Mai gali sai bhar nikal hi tha ki kisi sai takara gaya

Ladki - are u blind

Mai- arre sorry woh dhyaan nahi diya

Ladki- india sai hoo app

Mai- sorry woh galti sai ho gaya pata nahi chala mai kaise takara gaya

Ladki - koi baat nahi sorry bola naa aap nai

Mai- yaha par simon gorge kaha hai

Ladki - kya hua app toh aase bol rahe ho jase abhi asman sai gire ho

Mai - haa ohh nahi mera matalb aaj hi aya hu kaya app bata dengi mujhe

Ladki - aare ess mai kaya badi baat hai chaliye mai bhi ussi mai phadti hu

Mai uss ke saath chalene laga

Ladki - waise kis kaam sai jaa rahe hai app waha

Mai- bus kuch kaam hai

Ladki- nahi batana chahte toh koi baat nahi

Mai- aisa khuch nahi hai mai apni behano ko lene aaya hu

Ladki - acha kon sai class mai hai

Mai - 11 th mai hai

Ladki- mai bhi kaya naam hai uska

Mai- k........tabhi ek ladka uska purse khichane wala tha

Maine uss ka haath pakad liya

Mai- what are u try to do

Ladke nai gun mer upper ki maine tezzi sai pakdi aur magzine usski jeb mai

rhakata hua - try later

Woh bus mujhe dekh raha tha

Maine usske gaal par halke sai mara aur

Mai- chale ab

Ladaki - huu...

Mai - huu kaya miss chale

Ladki - haa chaliye

Hum aage badh gaye

Ladki - aap nai etni jaldi gun kaise khol di

Mai- practice hai bus

Ladki - kya karte hai aap

Mai - huuuuu

Ladki - soch kar batayege kaya

Mai- nahi mai police mai hu

Ladki hasanai lagi

Mai - kaya hua

Ladki - acha majak hai police mai ho ha ha

Mai - kyu nahi ho sakata kaya

Ladki - phele toh india ki police wale asse nahi hote aur dusri baat aap nai

abhi usse chhod diya ek police wale hote toh usse lock mai bhejate aur tisara

ase school nahi dudhate aur woh bhi akele

Mai- kaafi intelegent ho

Ladki- chaliye park mai bethate hai

Mai- aare nahi mujhe apni behano sai milana hai

Ladki- etne utawale hoo rahe ho lagata hai kaafi payaar karte hoo unn sai

Mai- haa bhaut jada

Ladki- mai toh ess liye keh rahi thi kyuki abhi class chal rahi hogi mera mood

nahi tha toh class mai gayi nahi

Mai- acha chaiye phir akela mai bhi bor ho jaunga

Hum dono park mai jakar bethe

Ladki - toh baatye kaya karte hai aap

Mai- raw agent hu

Ladki ettni tezz hasane lagi ki sab humari tarf dekenai lage

Mai has ke - abb kaya hua abhi toh sach bola maine

Ladki- raw agent phir sai majak

Mai- kaya karu log aaj kal majak ko sach aur sach ko majak samjh rahe hai

Ladki- dekiye koi aase gun kholene sai raw agent nahi ban jata woh log toh

unique hote hai action toh unke khoon mai hota hai

Mai- toh abb tumhe yakin dilane ke liye kisi ko marana padega bula loo kisi

koo

Ladki - waise majak acha karete ho aap

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumhari awwaj sunni hui lag rahi hai jaise kal hi sunni ho

Ladki- yeh dialogues purane ho gaye mr

Mai - kaya matlab

Ladki- abhi mile hue kuch hi time hua aur aap line marnai lage

Mai- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai waise naam kaya hai tumhara

Ladki- kacy

Mai- ohh mai galat samjaha

Kacy - kaya samjhe

Mai- mujhe laga jaise tumhari aawaj bilkul meri behan jaisi hai

Kacy- mere bhi ek bhai hai par woh koi agent nahi hai woh bhaut hi cute hai haa

par funny aapki tarah

Tabhi bell baji

Kacy- ok bye mai chalati hu aap dudh lena usse aap sai mil kar acha laga

Mai - mujhe bhi

Woh chali gayi

Mai gaya reception par

Mai- excuse me will u tell me that two girls name girl kasish and sanjana class

11th

R girl - sorry sir we don't give anybody like that info

Mai - ohh but she is my sisters

R girl - ok sir wait .........yaa but both are absent today

Mai - ok thanks for the help

Mai- maine phone kiya ...haa hello kaha hoo tum

Sanjana - helo helo

Mai- awwaz nahi aa rahi hai kaya mai bol raha hu kaha ho

Phone cut gaya tha

Mai niche phone mai dekhata hua chal raha tha ki phir takara gaya

Kacy - what the. .....aap phir

Mai - sorry again mera dhyaan mobile mai tha

Ladki- kaya hua mili nahi acha naam batiye mai dudhati huu

Mai- san

Announcement - all the student please go to basement its emergency

Uss nai mera haath pakada aur kaha - jaldi chalo lagata hai yaha phir kuch

hone wala hai

Mai - nahi mujje abhi jana hai

Kacy- baat mano chalo niche warana mare jaoge

Mai - kaya musibat hai chalo

Sab logo niche basement mai ekhata hoo gaye

Mai - kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- saayad phir sai gunde aane wale hai

Mai- par kyu kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- arre woh famous joker ka naam suna hai

Mai todha chock gaya- haa par uska yaha kaya lena dena

Kacy - are woh essi school mai kisi ladki kaa bhai hai kal toh police nai kuch

logo ko arrest kiya hai par pata nahi phir kaha sai aa gaye

Maine uss sai haath chudya aur

Kacy- kaha jaa rahe hoo pagal ho gaye hoo kaya

Koi aur bola teacher tha saayad - kacy kon hai aur yaha kaise

Kacy - sir enki sister padati hai hai yaha par

Teacher - joh bhi hoo esse roko yeh sab ki jaan kahatre mai daal dega police

ane waali hogi abhi

Kacy- haa app ruk jao warana mare jaoge

Mai- huh joker ko marana etna aasan nahi hai

Pure basement mai jaise sanata hoga sabka muh khula reh gaya

Maine gate khola kacy mere piche aane lagi

 

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THE PAIN - 15

Mai- kyu aa rahi ho piche mere

Kacy -kaya app sach mai wahi ho

Mai- ohh tumhe ess whkat question puchana hai ha mai wahi hu bus aur kuch

Kacy - tab toh app aram sai mar doge enhe

Mai- haa tumhe kaya karana hai

Kacy- kaya mai video bana luu

Mai- yeh social media naa ok joh marzi karoo maine bhar dekha toh 10- 12 log gunde lekar

khade the

(Please koi yeh naa kahe ki unnhe hindi kaise aati hai mai saari baatoo ko

hindhi mai hi likhunga kyuki english story nahi hai bus )

Ek nai ek ladki par gun laga rakhi thi

Mai- hey edhar kaya ho raha hai

Woh sab hasene lage

Ek nai mere par fire kar diya

Main dusri side kud gaya diwal ke piche

Mai- kaha gaya

K dev -yahi huu

Mai- dekh mera khoon mat rukane dena agar koi chhot lage toh warana mai highlight hoo jaunga

K dev - joker tuh hi hai yeh

Mai- abe nahi woh toh kaafi logo ko pata chal gaya hoga meri shaktiyo ke baare

mai

K dev- thik hai ab nipata enhe

1A (PHLEA ADAMI)- kaya hua kaha chup gaya dar gaya kaya jane doo usski khopdai

udaa doo be yeh school wale jada hosiyaar ban rahe hai

Mai kuda aur roll karata hua aur uss gun wale gardan par ek puch mara usski

garadan tut gayi aur uska khoon mere face par aagaya

1A - bhoon do saale koo

Maine ussk ladki ko padkada aur fountain mai khud gaya

1A -ruko chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega hum bhi dekhe ess school mai kon saa mard aaya hai

Mai - tum yaha sai jao andar

Woh ladki bahut dari hui thi

Mai -sunna nahi jao yaha sai

Tabhi kacy bahagati hui aa rahi thi

Mai- pagal hoo kaya yaha kyu aa rahi hoo

Woh kuch nahi boli aur jakar uss ladki ko gale laga liya

Kacy - yaha kar rahi hai tuh ha

Mai- kon hai yeh

Kacy - meri behan hai

Mai - jao yaha sai

1A - Yeh yahi rahegi ess hum nahi chhod sakete hai

Mai - tum gayi nahi abhi yaha sai

1A - Abe tuh hai kon joh etna udd raha hai

Mai- jise tuh dudane aaya kaya photo nahi bheja mujhe dudane wale nai

2A - Aree boss yeh toh wahi hai joker yahi tha meeting mai

1A - Toh phir enka koi kaam nahi Jao tum dono

Kacy usse lekar waha sai gayi

Mai- kaya hua salo tumhe dar nahi lag raha kaya marnai sai

1A - phele toh lagata hai par ab nahi jab sai joker chhup kar rahene laga hai

Mai - toh aaj mil le naa

Teen haate kaate aadami meri taraf aage

Mai- tuh yeh sahi nahi kar raha hai

1A - Kye be

Mai- abe mera kuch toh level rakh bus etne sai aadami

2A- teri fadnai ke liye hum hi kaafi hai

Maine side ki ek grill pakadi aur ukaad kar usski aakho ke aar par kar dii

Mai- tuh fadega meri haa kutte tere jaiso ka mut nikal jata hai samjaha

Maine side mai dekha toh ek adami ka sach mai nikal gaya tha

1A - maroo saalo kon

Woh jiske aakh mai maine maari woh abhi tak khick raha tha

Mai- abe chillana band kar

Uss ke aadami aane lage

Mai - ek minute esska chillana mujhsai saha nahi jaa raha hai

Maine woh grill usski aakho sai nikali aur usski jhang mai gusa di woh aur tezz sai chillane laga

Mai- abe bc kaan fadega kaya maine woh waha sai bhi nikal lii aur usske bicepes

mai gusa di

Woh behosh hogaya

Mai- aahhh ab acha lag raha hai aaobhai aao

Sabki taange kaap rahi thii

Mai-kaya hua joker sai toh koi darata nahi naa abb ao maro

Ek picche sai chillata hua aaya aur bandook meri sir par lagane wala tha mai aage bhad kar niche ghuka aur usski tange pakad li

3A - aaahhhhhhhhh nahi bhai joker bhai chhod do mai ghar jaa raha chhod doo

Maine usska sir bilkul uss grill ke pas rok liya aur usko gardan sai usse pakad

liya

1A - Abe bhaut dara liya ab gaya toh

Maine etna hi suna aur usski gardan chhod di woh grill usske gaale ke aar paar ho gaye

waha par kadhe sabhi ke hatho sai hathiyar chhut gaye

1A - abe dekh kaya rahe hoo gun chalaoo

Mai-dekho bhai log eenhone kuch kiya nahi toh aisi maut abb soch lo kaya

karna hai

Ek ladka mere pass gaya - uss nai english mai bola

Ladka- sir mujhe bus paiso ki jarurat thi toh aa gaya enke log kal hi pakedege

gaye hai

Mai- aacha aisa kaya kitane caahiye bata

Ladka - 15lakh mera ghar bikane wala hai

Mai - chal side mai kahada ho jaa mai dunga tujhe

1A - woh paise humare hai samjaha

Mai- yaar kitna bol raha hai kuch karega

Unn mai sai ek nai gun fire kar dii mai majak mai hi reh gaya

Woh saayd shot gun thi

Tabhi sab slow hoo gaya

Mai- kaya hua be

K dev - ab mai sambhal lu kaya bhai

Mai- kaya be kaya karega

Kdev - bus power use naa ho uska dyaan rahkunga

Mai- chal kar

Woh goli mere kandhe par lagi mai aur mai dur gira mera shir kisi sai takaraya

Mai- marawa diya saale

1A - Dekha naa yeh aaise hi fhek raha tha

Tabhi students chillane lage

"Joker Joker Joker "

Mai- yeh public bina pite cheer nahi karti hai kaya

Mai dheere sai tek laga kar utha mere muh sai thoda khoon nikal raha tha

Mai ussko thuka - yeh toh M870 lagti hai chal ab kar le apni

Unn ka todha sa bahrosa bhada ki mujhe mara jaa sakata hai aise

1A - haa haa lagata hai ess ka show khatam

Mai ek laat uss lash par mari jiske gale ke aar par hui thi grill

Woh udata hua uske boss(1A) ke muh par laga jaise kiss kar rha ho

1A -aaaahhhhhh tuuuuuuhhhh tuuuhhhh harmkor khat khat dhaa

Maine dusri lassh uthayi aur aage kar di

2A - AAAAAHHHHHHH

Mai usski muh ki taraf dekha - bhencho jinda tha kya

Ek aur fir aur uss ka pura face jase tandoor ki tarah bhun gaya

Mai- aye pagal flame thrower kon chhoda be

Ladki- apun be

Mai- abe yeh kon hai be

1A - Madam aap yaha

Ladki(Serleena)- tuh mera naam puch raha hai toh the joker hi hai naa

Mai- aare madam ji aap yaha kaise

Serleena- what is madam ji

Mai - are aapko toh respect pasand nahi hai kyu killer baby

Serleena- no madam no baby i am

Serleena the killer lady

Mai- acha baate hi karegi yaa kaam karegi par yeh jalane wala khel nahi

Serleena-tere liye mere haath kaafi hai tujhe lena hai toh yeh leh

Uss nai meri tarf feka

Mai ek laat uss par maari woh uas jeep ke niche giri jis par 1A APNE adamiyoo ke

saath betha tha woh dhamke mai fat gayi

Aur Serleena aage aa rahi thi

Mai- aah maa mar gaya kitnai bhari thi gun

Man mai (Mai- abe saale kaya nautanki kar raha hai meri ezzat kaa faluda mat

kar

Kdev- abe mujhe karnai de bus tuh chup rahe )

Ladka - bhai aap south movie ke hero kho gaya

Mai- chup bhencho

Serleena- shi hai tera naam JOKER

Uss nai ek laat mere pet mai mari mai piche gira

Serleena apna pir jhatakete hue - bus etna dum hai

 

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BACHODI KE HI PAISE HAI BAAKI SAB EK JAISE HAI

ANDAZA KAYA SAHI HAI AGALEBUPDATE MAI SAMANE AAYEGA TOH YAHA KAYA BATANA

AUR YEH AFWAAH KON FAILA RAHA K DEV AUR WRITER MAI PATNERSHIP HAI MAI ESSKA VIROD KARATA HUA

K DEV - AUR MAI SEX MAI USE NIROD KARATA HU

WRITER - JAA NAA BE

DEKHO BHAI YAHA BHI LADAYI HAI MERI USSKI

 

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UPDATE 98

THE PAIN - 16

Mai- sach mai tuh bilkul naam ki tarah hai

Serleena - chal kadha hoo mai gire hue par war nahi karati hu

Mai- hath toh de

(Udhar teacher -yeh fight hoo rahi yaa drama

Ladaka - sir horror fight hai yeh )

Serleena yeh sunate hi mere muh par laat maari

Maine usse pakad liya aur uss ghuma diya

Woh ghumi aur mere upar aakar beth gayi aur mere muh par ghuse maranai lagi mera muh khoon sai laal hoo gaya

Mai usska haath aur taango sai usski gardan jakad lii

Kaafi der aise hi raha

Woh guu guu karane lagi maine usse chhod diya aur dhaka de diya

Autr kadaha hua

Woh khass rahi thi

Mai - kyu teri barso ki tamanna puri hui naa pitnae kii

Serleena - apna face dekh jakar

Mai ek laat uski side par maari kamar par

Woh fountain mai jaa giri

Mai andar gaya uss nai mere ghutnai par laat mari

Mai usske upper gir gaya maine haath aage kar diye mere haath sidhe usske boobs daba rahe the

Serleena - you

Ussnai haath aage kiya maine dono paro sai usske haath dawa liya aur usske hotho ko chusane laga

Kaafi mashakat ke baad uss nai ghutana mere pichwade par mara mai roll karata hua fountain ke boundary sai takaraya

Woh uthi aur bhar nikal kar jaane lagi

Serleena - baad mai dekhati huu tujhe

Kdev- ruk abhi dekhata hu

Mere pair jam gaye wahi

Kdev - chhod saale mujhe

Mai- saale etna kam hai kaya abhi chal saant hoo jaa

Kdev- nahi mujhe yahi caahiye

Mai- cool cool madam madam

Kdev - uhhhhh uhhh focus meera meera

Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jate dekh rahe the

oh chali gayi mai bahar jane lga koi awaaz laga raha tha par main suna nahi bhar aaya aur todi hi dur par jakar gayab ho gaya

Sanjana - kon tha yeh

Kacy - pata nahi apni kisi behan sai milene aya tha ab pata chala ki woh joker hai

Sanajana - phir woh log mujhe kyu maranai wale the

Kacy - galti ho gayi hogi unsai

Sanjana - kasish mujhe kuch acha nahi laga raha hai

Kasish (kacy ) - chalo room mai araam kar lena

Peter - wow kacy your bf is awesome

Sanjana - par woh toh

Kasish - haa bolo peter

Peter - its fucking rockstar type kaha mila tumhe

Kasish - mai baad mai baat karti hu aur batati hu

Peter - koi baat nahi par ek baar uss sai milawana jarur

Woh chala gaya

Sanjana - yeh kaya bol raha tha kal tak to tere liye pagal tha

Kasish - dar gaya hoga lagata hai

Sanjana - mai toh yeh soch rahi hu ki uss ki behane akhir hongi kon

Kasish - hum naa jane toh thik rahega

Woh dono room mai aa gayi

Sanjana - are bhai ka phone aya tha

Kasish - nahi karnai baat unn sai pata nahi kaha rahete hai dekha kisi ko pata nahi tere saath kaya hua unn logo ko humari koi fikar nahi hai

Sanjana - tuh janati hai naa kaya hua hai waha

Kasish - acha hai hum yaha par kriti nai puri baat nahi batayi akhir hua kaya

hai waha

Edhar mai waha sai sidha devika ke pass gaya woh sir nicche kiyebbethi thi

Mai dhere sai devika

Devika nai sir nahi uthaya- chale jao yaha sai

Mai- maaf kar do mujhe mai tumhara dil nahi dukana cahata tha

Devika - ab kyu aaye ho jao akele jio zindagi hum sai kaya kaam hai

Humari toh maut bhi aapke naam hai

Bus essi liye mar bhi nahi paate ki Humari saso par bhi aapka naam hai

Mera dil jase ek pal mai tut gaya

Mane uska shir pakada par woh uper nahi karnai de rahi thi

Mai - aisa mat karo naa mera dard aur naa badhao

Devika - chale jao bus yaha sai

Mai- thik hai jaisa tum kaho

Mai uth kar jane laga

Devika - haa chale jaao mere pass kab rahene ka man karata hai

Mai jaise hi muda

Woh chilla kar behosh ho gayi

Mai aage badha aur usse goad mai utha liya aur usse le jakar bed par lita diya

Maine pass sai pani liya aur uske muh par chhite maari

Uss nai akhe kholi mai bus usse dekh raha tha

Woh uth mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Mai- aare baba abhi toh ghusa thi

Uss nai mere hotho par hath rakh diya

Devika - kuch mat bolo yeh kaya haal bana rakha hai

Mai hath hataya uska - tumhari dua

Aur yeh baat baat par aashu mat laya karoo

Usske aashu aur tezz aane lage

Mai - kaya hua hai abb

Devika - aap nai kaha naa meri wajah sai hua hai

Maine usske aashu poche -mai majak kar raha tha ab batoo naraz kyu

Devika - aap mujhe lekar kyu nahi gaye

Woh eek payari si cute ladaki ki tarah bol rahi thi aur shir niche jhuka liya maine uss ke baal uss ke aage sai hata kar uss ke kaan par rakha

Devika - bolo ab

Mai- are baba mai gaya tha ghar dekhane aur waha mere fufa ji the mai kaya kehata lo fufa ji mileye pariyo ki rani

Devika - kaya hua bata dete

Mai- chalo accha hai bata deta par baki logo kaa kaya

Devika - kon aa gaya ab

Mai- tumhe dekh kar koi aur tuhara assique ho jata toh

Uss nai mere sene par ghusa mara

Mai ekdum change ho gaya

Mai- yeh kaya

Devika - ais gande lagate ho

Mai - acha ganda ruko main usse pakad liya

Devika - achaa ha ha ha chhodo na

Mai- kyu ganda nahi honna cahati kaya

Woh mer side mai aa gayi

Aur mere galo par hath rakh diya kitnai soft the ekdum roi ki tarah

Devika - karo kabhi toh ganda mai toh kab sai jal rhai hu

Mai- jaldi hi karunga phir mat kahana ki kaya kiya

Devika - mai toh abhi tayar huu

Usski garam saase mehsus ho rahi thi mujhe

Mai- acha kaya karu bolo

Devikaa - uuuuhhh kuuch bhi karo

Mai- bus bus etni romantic mat ho jao hume jana hai abhi

Devika - toh kuch karke chalate hai naa usski aawaaj mai jaise madhosi thii

Devika - haa asse hii karo aacha lag raha hai

Mai- huuuuu

Devika - karo naa ruk kyu gaye

Mai - woh mera phone vibrate hoo raha hai

Usski aakhe khul gayi uss nai sir mere seene mai chhupa liya jaise kudh ko

Maine ek haath usske shir par rakaha aur ek sai phone pickup kiya

Mai - haa hello

Arav - abe yeh sab karana jaruri tha

Mai kaya hua be bhadak kyu raha hai

Arav - ek link bheji hai check kar hai kaha abhi

Mai - yar mai abhi devika ke saath apne ghar ke samne wale ghar mai hu

Mai phone mai link kholi

Video

My love joker - Smashing underworld

Maine video dekhi chaloo sala Face toh blur hai ek minute yeh channel hai

kiska KistyKacy

Mai- yeh ladki pagal hai

Devika - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jis sai milene gaya woh milli nahi pata nahi yeh kaha sai mili

gayi

Devika - kaha toh hai ladkiyo sai dur raha karo

Mai - rahata toh hu bus yeh sala chipak jata hai

Devika - kon chipak jata hai

Mai- tum soo jao baad mai sochunga

Mai soo gaya bhut hi aachi need aayi jase kayi dino baad soo raha tha

Jab utha toh time dekha

Mai - yaar 1 ghanta soya

Devika - 2 din ek ghanta

Mai - kaya do din majak accha hai

Maine phone date dekhi

Mai - ohh teri tum nai uthaya kyu nahi

Devika - aap bhaut chain sai so rahe the mai bhi soti rahi jagati rahi aapke

saath aap thake hue lag rahe the

Maine phone dekha sona masoom maa dad saloni Arav mohan sir shikha sab ke miss calls ki line lagi thi

Mai- jaldi sai kapde pehan loo

Devika - kaya pahenu

Mai- tumpar sab acha lagega

Devika - bolo naa

Mai- acha jeans aur pink t -shirt phen lo

Devika nai chutki bajayi aur tayar ho gayi

Devika - ek minute mai phena deti hu

Uss nai phir sai kiya mere kapde badal gaye

Mai - hello arav kaha hai tuh abhi

Aarav - teri kabar par

Mai - kaya hua bhai

Arav - abe yeh kon hai tere aur apne love ke hangama kar rakha hai acha

hai bus masoom aur sonna nai dekha humnai delete kar diya mohan sir ghusa hai bahut

Mai - kon be

Arav - abe saale vitdeo bhi banawa li aur janata nahi

Mai - Kacy

Sona - acha matalab sach hai yeh

Mai - haa are nahi mai usse nahi janta huu woh toh mai

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Mai - Aur yeh hua

Sona - phir chhodo janu dekh legi usse

Mai- pagalo kuch nahi mera uss ka kaha hai janu

Sona - pari ke sath usse samjhane gayi hai

Maine phone cut kiya aur devika ko lekar waha pahucha todhi dur gaya edhar udar

dekha woh dono garden mai bethi thi

Hum dono waha gaye

Mai - tum dono yaha kyu aaye

Janu - kyu dar tha tumhara secret leak hoo jayega maa sahi kah rahi thi

Mai - kaya paglo wali baat kar rahi ho

Pari - aapka reaction aisa kyu hai jaise usse jante nahi

Mai - haa nahi janata nahi

Janu- bus karo natak apni bhen ko nahi jante

Mai- aare behan.....kaya bhen matlab kacy... kass..

Pari- haa bhai lagata hai hum sab galat samjh gaye aap toh unhe pahachan hii

nahi paye phir yeh sab kaise

Mai- ruko do minute

Mai devika ko side mai lekar gaya aur kuch samjhaya

Aur maine face change kiya aur andar gaya unhone kaha 5 minute mai break hai