Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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UPDATE 103

Mausi - enta bada ho gaya hai tuh ki hum sai yeh sab chupaya haa bol

Mai- woh mausi

Mausi - chal tujhe shaktiya milli toh thik par yeh shadi bhi kar li accha hua ki devika nai bata diya warana humme pata nahi chalata ki masoom aur riccha humari bahu hai

Maine devika ki taraf dekha

uss nai aapni aakhe jhuka di mai samajh gaya ki uss nai jada

kuch nahi bataya hai bus utana hi jitna chachi aur maa ko pata hai

Mai -sorry mausi aab aage sai nahi hoga

Kiran (bua 2)- aur hum teeno sai toh tuJHe milene kaa time nahi hai naa

Rani(bua 1)/Deepa (bua3)- haa shai kaha hume hai kon esske

Mai pass gaya aur beth gaya - aree app logo ghussa mat ho mai sabke ghar aunga aur 15 din rukunga bus

Rani - jaane de jhut mat bol

Mai - nhi sacch kah raha hu

Deepa - chal thik hai par yeh bata tujhe aur koi naam nahi mila joker ke alawa

Saare log hasane lage

Kiran - aaye chup karoo tum sab joker bhale ho naam par ess sai aache accho ki gilli ho jati hai maine dekhi hai esski fight sabji ki tarah katata hai yeh bure logo ko

Rani - accha beta ji yeh bata ki yehi sab karega yaa sahi sai settle hoga abb do do biwiya hai toh kaise sambhlega enhe humare patiyo sai hum hii nagi sambhalti hai

Dad - sachi kaha behna mere sai bhi nahi sabhati hai yeh

Maa- acha raat koo milo batati hu aap ko

Dad - uuh huu aare kaya karti ho bacche hai yaha

Maa- bache kaha bache woh koi bacha nahi hai shaadiya toh asse karata hai jaise sabkoo ek saath indian ki cricket mai bharti kareyega

Mausi - kaya matlab

Mai- arre kuch nahi woh majak kar rahi hai aacha aap log kaam karo mai aata hu mausi jara bhai ki bike ki chabhi dena

Mausi - jaa payal jaara usske chaahhi de de

Maine chaabhi li aur bike lekar nikalne hi wala tha kii

Masoom - ruko kaha jaa rahe ho

Mai- kuch nahi asse hi

Masoom- ennhe saath lete jao

Maine dekha sona sir jhuka kar khadi thi

Mai - chloo betho fir

Mai usse lekar nikal pada jungle ki taraf

Kaafi der baad

Mai- kaya huaa aaj tum chup kyu ho

Sona - kuch nahi soch rahi hu ki kaya .....

Mai - haa bolo

Sona - kaya sach mai tum mujhe payaar karete ho yaa fir aapni jaan bachane ka aehasan pura kar rahe ho

Mai- aisa kuch nhai hai par mai tumhe batana cahunga ki meri andar ek shakti hai joh tum sabkoo meri taraf attract karati hai

Sona mujhe picche sai pakadati huii - joh bhi ho par ek baat batao app hum sabko kaise sambhalo app ek aur sab 5 hai

Mai- woh sab mai dekh lunga bus tum sab ek saath suhagaraat mat mananai ko kehana

Ussne mere seene mai nakhun chuba diye

Mai-- ahhhh kaya kar rahi ho

Sona - badi jaldi hai suhagraat kii

Mai - kyu tumhe nahi kaya

Sona - jada mat udo abhi ussmai time hai

Maine bike roki

Sona -kaya huaa

Mai - woh saamnai jharana dekh rahi ho waha ek bahut bada desh hai par waha ka raja todha saa sanaki hai

Sona - usske andar janna hai

Mai- nahi pagal waha gaye aur bhar aaye toh 1 mahina kahatam ho jayega

Sona- accha yeh wahi jagah hai kaya

Mai - haa wahi jagah hai

Sona - kitna accha sunder saa hai

Mai- kaya bola sunder saa

Sona- haa kitana chhota saa dikh nahi raha kaya

Maine usse pakada aur kiss kar diya aur usski aakho

Maine usski aakho par haath rakaha aur picche hat gaya

Mai- abb dekho maine apana haath hata diya

Sona nai jaise hi dekha

Sona- wow it's amazing

Mai- jab tumnai chhota kaha toh bada ajjeb laga

Sona- ek minute jab tum vaise bhi kar sakete the toh fir kiss kyu kiya

Mai- jao mai baat nahi karata manna kiya naa mera mind mat read kiya karo

Mai waha sai aage bhadh gaya

Sona - sunoo toh sahi

Mai- nhi mujhe tumsai baat nahi karanai hai

Sona- aare maaf kar do naa mai aage aisa nahi karungi

Mai aage bhad ja paani ke jharnai mai jaane hi wala tha ki uss nai mujhe pakad liya

Sona- please aisa mat karo nahi toh mai ro dungi

Maine usse khicha aur pathar ke sahare kadha kar diya

Aur usske chin(todhi)ko toda saa uthaya

Mai dhirre sai - accha tum roo dogi

Sona -haa mai roo dungi

Maine usse pakada aur pani ke andar aa gaya

Sona -yeh kaya kiya mai gilli ho gayi

Mai- sach baatoo tum gilli ho gayi

Sona- haaa mai ....you ...naughty todha sharam karo

Mai- Bhige hai hum bhige ho tum

Chhodo bhi do ab yeh sharamna

Aur bolo dil sai ki tumhe chaand par hai janna

Sona- chaad par kyu jana mujhe toh tumhsai hai dil lagana

Etnai bhi kaya jaldi hai toda sabra karo ek din tumhi ko hai sab dikhana

Maine uski kamar pakadi uss nai mere shirt ko pakada aur kiss shuru ho gayi

Sona ki smooching tezz hone lagii uss nai dono hatho sai meri garadan pakadi aur jeeb mere muh mai daal dii

Mai usske kapdo ke andar sai haath daal kar usske mulayam pit koo sahala raha tha

Ki uss nai kiss todhi

Sona- huuh hmmmf

woh apni saase sambhal rahi par mujhe toh abhi aur caahiye

Maine usse khicha aur usski gardan par panii ke saath usse chusanai laga

Sona - ohhhh siiiiiii mat karoo naa mujhsai yaha bardash nahi hota

Mai - toh mat karo naa kon kaha raha hai karnai koo

Sona - aahhhh nahi nahii waha nahi oohhhh my godd uffffff toda aram sai karoo naa chochlate nahi hu joh asse chus........sshhiiiii aram sai

Mai ussi chuchiyoo koo masal aur chus raha tha

Mai- yeh meri favrouite chochlate hai jismai dood bhi aata hai

Sona - ohhhhh haaa asse hii par abhi nahi aayega naa

Mai- muuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh yeh panni ki bunde tumhari sharir par padte hi mithi lag rahi hai

uss nai mujhe dhaka diya aur aage bhad gayi maine usse usse picche sai pakad liya

Sona - ouuuch aare abb bus bhi kato kaya yahi shuhagraat mana loge

Mai- man toh kar raha haii

Sona-aaj bada payaar aa raha hai mujhe milane kyu nahi aate jab etna payaar aata hai mujh par

Mai- ab toh tum mere saath hii rahogii

Sona - haa wohh toh ooohhh nahi nahi dev waha nahi

Maine usski jeans mai haath dal diya -thoda saa bus

Sona- ok thik hai jada nahi warana fir mujhe mat kahna kaya karwa diyaa

Maine haath aage bhadane hi gaya kii

Guuuhhhh guuuuhhhhhhhh

Mera face doo minute mai murjha gaya

Sona mere seene par sir rakh kar hasane lagi

Mai bhi todha saa hasa aur phone utha liya

Mai - haa maa kaya hua

Maa - kaya hua ke baache sab yaha hai aur tuh waha kaya kar raha hai

Mai- aaya bus maa aaya

Maa- jaldi aa aaj ladko waalo ke ghar janna hai

Mai- ji aaya bus todhi der mai

Call cut

Sona tezz teZz hasani lagi

Mai- dekho asse mat haso

Sona - apna face dekho jaise kisi bache kaa khilona chin liya assi shakal banayi hai tumnai

Mai- aagali baar nahi chodunga dekhana

Sona - phele apne ess phone koo band rakaha karoo

Mai - eeski tohhh maii aaree nahii

Ghuse mai sala phone pani mai gir gaya

Maine pani mai jakar phone nikala aur bhar aaya

Sona- haaaa haaaaa haaaa karoo ghussa aur karoo

Usski hasi dekh kar todhi irritation ho rahi thi par dill koo uss sai kahi jada sukoon mil raha tha

 

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nice update..!!

yaar yeh maa ko kya hogaya hai..kyun dev ko uski honewali biwiyon se dur kar rahi hai..ab jo hogaya usko accept karna chahiye..!! aur yeh dev bahot hi galat behave karta hai riccha ke sath..mana ki galti se uski mang bhari gayi thi lekin woh hi pehli ladki thi jiski dev ne mang bhari thi aur tab se woh dev ka intezar kar rahi hai..ek din richa dev ko chhod ke chali jayegi tab usko pata chalegi uski ehmiyat..!!

 

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:thankyou: :thank_you: HAA DEV KI MAA TOH YAAR YAHA SHURU SAI DUR HI KARWA RAHI YAHA PENLAGATA KUCH JADA HI SOCIETY DEKHANE WAALI BAN CHUKI HAI

RICCHA KAA BEHAVIOUR BHI USSI TARAH KAA REHATA AB EKDUM SAI KEVAL RICCHA KAA NAHI HO JAAYEGA JOH WOH CAAH RAHI HAI AUR RICCHA KAA KAYA HOGA YEH TOH USSKE KARMA HI TAYE KAREGA

 

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UPDATE 104 (SEMI - MEGA )

Mai- chale abbb yaha yahi comedy show khulawa do

Sona - haa haa chalooo fuhh fuuh ji maa abhi aaya sorry sorry

Mai- abb bus bhi karo naa

Sona - sorry chalo

Phir mai bike par usse lekar nikala

Sona - waise yaha aaye kyu the

Mai- mai toh agency jaa raha tha tum aa gayi toh socha tumhe ghuma lau

Sona- sach mai aaj mai bhaut khush hu

Mai- par mai nahi

Sona- are kyu dil chhota karate ho mai tuhari toh hu kaha bhagi jaa rahi hu

Mai- woh toh par mere saath har baar asse hii hota hai koi naa koi bich mai tang aada deta hai

Sona- toh kisi angrezi mam ko pata loo aur jaate hi shuru ho jana

Mai- maaaiii.........nahi kaya bol rahii ho

Sona- are hakala kyu rahe ho mind padhu kaya

Mai- nahi tumhe meri kasam

Sona - yeh kasam wasam mat diya karoo tumnai mana kar

diya wahi bhaut hai abb chalo jaldii

Mai bike kii speed tezz kar dii aajj toh baal baal bach gaya

Mai ghar aaya aur bike ko park kar ke andar gaya

Payal- aa gaya kaha tha etnai dher sai

Mai- bus asse hi ghumane gaya tha

Payal- tujhe jana nahi hai kaya

Mai- kaha jana hai

Payal- tilak ceremony hai naa kal usski tayari karani hai

Mai- toh woh sab toh bhai karata hai naa

Payal- bus dikha diya naa parayapan

Mai- are didi mai kah raha hu ki woh sab manav bhai karange naa

Saloni -haa par aur kaam nahi kar sakata kaya tuh

Mai - kaya karana hai

Payal - yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam mai busy hai tuh jakar kapade lekar aa jo kal unki family ko dena hai

Mai- acha toh list do naa ki kitanae bacche hai addami hai aur kitnai ladkiya yaa aurate hai sab le aata hu

Payal- maa lana woh list

Mausi -abhi laayai pata nahi kaha rakh dii hai

Mai- aap log nikalo mai aaya

Saloni - abb kaha chala

Mai- kaya abb bathroom bhi naa jau

Saloni- toh khada kaya hai jaa naa

Mai waha sai bathroom mai gaya aur halaka hua

Kdev- kaya kar raha be

Mai- muth mar raha hu saale dikh nahi raha kaya

Kdev- tere bus kaa aur kuch naa hai

Mai- abhi tujhsai behas ka time nahi hai bhaut kaam hai

Kdev - yaar ek baar meera sai milawa de naa

Mai- chup baad mai abhi kaam hai

Knock knock

Mai- aaya

Mai bhar aaya

Dad - kaya kar raha tab sai aur bate kis sai kar raha hai

Mai- kuch nahi woh bus asse hii gane gaa raha tha

Dad nai mera shir chua - dimag par chhot nahi lagi teri

Mai- aaya mausi dad baad mai baat karana

Maine list lii par yaar ladkiyo aur aurato kaa mujhe kaya pata kaa aacha lagega

Payal didi apne baal sahi kaarti hui mere pass aayi -yeh lee card

Mai- abb app galat baat kar rahi ho

Payal- kaya hau abb tujhe

Mai- bhai bolati ho aur paise deti ho etnae sai kaam ke liye

Payal- are bhaut jada hoga samajha

Mai- 100-200 carore todhi lagenge

Mausi/Mausa - kaya bola 100carore hai tere pass

Oye teri jaban fisal gayi

Mai - arre kaya baat karate ho mousa jii raw kaa agent hu koi anil ambani kaa damad nahi majak tha

Payal - phir bhi le jaa kam pade toh esse use kar lenna

Mai-kaha naa nahi caahiye

Saloni- chilla kyu raha rahene do naa app jab esski jeb khaali hogi toh maja ayega

Yaar saari baat ek taraf pata nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat acchi nahi lagi

Mai- acha yeh baat hai toh didi jara unnhe phone lago

Payal- kise

Mai- jija ji koo

Mousa - are tujhe kaya hua

Mai- app lagao toh sahi

Kiran - kaya karana caah raha hai

Mai- arre meri bua aab bus app dekhati jao

Payal- mere pass no nahi hai

Mai- chalo abb jhut chhodo samajhi

Payal didi mujhe khich kar bhar le gayi aur ek chapat mere sir par mara payaar sai

Payal- sab ke samnai bolana jaruri hai kaya

Mai- aap bhi naa no do natak kyu kar rahi ho

Payal- dekh unka pariwar toda uss type kaa hai kah kuch galat mat bola denna

Mai- matab

Payal- bus etna bata duu ki mama(mere dad ) ke relation aur dad ke business ki vajagh sai uhonai kaafi badi rakam maangi hai

Mai- matalab dahej (dowary)

Payal - haa aaj kal yeh common hai

Mai- yeh toh kanoon ke khilaf hai

Payal- jane de tere jija ji kaafi aache hai bus unke ghar waale toda saa hai bus

Mai- kitnae maage hai

Payal - jaane de naa le tuh no le payaar sai baat karana

Mai- abb toh karani hii padagi

Payal- dekh yeh araange sai jada love marriage hai toh kuch galat mat bol denaa

Mai- ek baat batoo tab sai apna pan kaa dindhora pit rakaha hai aur mujhe kuch bataya nahi

Payal- dad nai mana kiya tha kahi mama madad naa kare essi liye

Mai- thik hai do

Maine no liya aur arav ko bulaya aur usse baat batayi

Arav- dekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri behan ki life kaa sawal hai rahaene dee

Mai-yaar phir unhe dhikhana padega ki yeh family kaya chiz hai

Arav -matlab kaya

Mai- rukk

Maine phone milaya

Mai- hello namaste jija ji

Viraj- namaste kon hai manav

Mai- nahi mai unka chhota bhai dev bol raha hu

Viraj - haa bolo kaya baat hai

Mai- mai kehana caah raha hu ki kal sabko denne hai gifts toh kyu naa unke pasand ke hi diye jaaye

Viraj-matalb kaya hai

Mai- yahi kii aap sabko lekar aa jaye kisi bhi mall mai aur joh bhi lenna hai le le

Viraj - huu ek minute ek baat baato payal nai bataya tha kii usske dad ko dikat hai abhi unn paiso ko bhi ekhata karna hai phir etna charcha kyu

Mai- waise kitana hai

Viraj-10carore hai

Mai- kaya 10 carore

Viraj - dekho mai toh phele bhi esske khilaf hu maine uss sai kaha ki humm bhaag kar shaadi kar lete hai par woh kehati hai ki pariwar ke saath rahana hii sahi hai

Mai- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi ho rahi yaa saman ki sell ho rahi hai mana ki unka business hai par etna yeh jada nahi hai

Viraj- dekho abb ess baat kaa koi matlab nahi hai saari baate ho gayi hai

Mai- chalo phir app logo ko bhi pata chalana cahiye ki sayad yeh joh aapnai manga hai naa etna toh hum ghumani mai uda dete hai

Viraj - aakhir tum ho kon

Mai- kabhi naam suna hai mashor industrialist suraj rajput kaa naam mai unnka beta hu

Viraj- kaya par unnka beta toh kisi accident mai mara gaya tha

Mai- kyu jinda ko mar rahe ho aur rahi baat meri behan ki toh unki baat mai aapsai mil kar karunga

Viraj - kal hii kar lete hai sab

Mai- acha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chalenge

Viraj- ok thik hai

Call cut

Arav- karana kaaya caah raha hai tuh

Mai- bus dil ko tasali

Mai andar gaya

Saloni- gaya nahi abhi tak

Mai- payal didi app mousa ji aur mausi jara room mai anna

Bina kuch bole

Mai room mai chala gaya todi dher baad sab aaye

Mousa - kaya baat hai beta

Maine saari baate unnhe baatayi ki kaha jaana hai aur kab

Payal- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mousa- beta dekho mai bhai shab sai pasie nahi le sakata hu

Mai- unka ek paisa nahi lagega sab kuch mera hai

Payal- kyu kar raha hai yeh sab

Mai- kaya matalab kyu kaya bus mai yaha kahnne aur shaadi mai namaste kar nai aaya hu

Mousa - par beta woh log acche nahi damad ji ko chhod kar

Mai- sabko thik kar dunga mai

Woh tenno chup ho gaye

Mai- kaya hua

Mausi-wohh wohh

Mai- woh kaya

Payal- teri aakhe kaisi ho gayi hai

Maine apni aakhe band ki aur shir jahtaka

Meri aakhe phir normal huii

Mai- abb aap logo chinta chhodo aur aram karo abb shaadi mujh par chhod do

Mousa -par beta kaya yeh thik hoga

Mai- kaya abhi tak joh hua thik hua aap logo nai hume batana hi jaruri nahi samajha abb jo hoga kal hoga

Payal - kahi kuch galat naa ho jaye

Mai- aap darati kyu ho abhi mai zinda huu naa

Payal- tuh kar toh lega naa

Mai- daro mat sab ho jayega

Abb aap jaao mai chala sonne subah utha dena

Woh sab chale gaye maine sandy aur shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya aur soo gaya

Pari - bhai utho naa bhai

Mai - aaahhhhh ouuuhhhh kaya hai sonne de naa kitna acha sapna hai

Pari- sapana kaisa sapana

Mai- jaa naa preshan mat karr

Maine takiye sai shir dhak liya

Usse usse khich liya

Pari - abb utho bhi didi ke waha janna hai

Mai jhaat sai uth gaya - kaya hua time kaya hua woh log gaye toh nahi

Pari- are etna mat ghabroo abhi 6 beje hai

Mai- toh phir jagaya kyu

Pari- aapko mere liye time hi nahi hai toh mai hii aa gayi

Maine usska gaal sahalaya - kaya hua meri pari ko

Woh meri god mai late gayi

Pari- bhai app abb mujhsai dur kyu rahete ho abb mere pass bhi nahi sotte ho

Mai - are aisa kuch nahi hai pagal mai bus busy rahata hu bus

Pari - bhai kyu karte ho etna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai

Mai-are bus ghar jane dee fir sab ek minute kaya bola hum sab kon hai yaha aur

Pari- aa jaoo naa andar

Tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi

Maine chadar khich mai raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha

Pari- kaya hua aap toh ladkiyo ki tarah saharama rahe ho

Mai- kaya baat hai tum sab yaha

Pari- asse mat baat karo waise hi sab dukhi hai

Mai- are kya kyu dukhi ho

Kirti mere pass aayi - bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyo nai karaya usske liye sorry

Mai chadar upar karata hua -are aisa kuch nahi hai wo alag hai tum sab alag ho

Ritu - phir aap humsai mile kyu nahi ettnai din sai

Mai- phele jara almari mai sai ek t-shirt nikal kar dena phir baat karta hu

Ritu nai ek white tshirt di

Mai- abb udhar dekho

Kirti - kaya bhai pari ke samnai asse hi the aur humare samnae aise kyu

Mai- acha thik hai maine cahadar hata di aur tshirt pehan nai laga

Kasish andar aati hui -tum sab yaha kaya ............woh mujhe dekhti hui chhup ho gayii

Maine jaldi sai phena aur

Mai- haa abb bola kaya hua

Ritu - kaya body hai bhai

Mai- dekha mai essi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kaya ghur rahi ho kaya kaam hai

Kasish - hhuuuuuuuu

Mai- kaya kaam hai

Kasish -woh did bula rahi hai enn sabko

Mai- jao kah do nahi nhi aayegi abhi meeting chal rahi

Kasish waha sai chali gayi

Mai- haa bolo naa kaya baat hai

Kirti - bhai hum bhi chale aapke saath

Mai - puchana kaya hai chalo naa

 

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Bhai normal or mega update to sune or padhe The Magar ye semi mega pehli baar padhne ko mili pr jo bhi tha mast tha ab Dekhte hai dd ke jalwe uske so called jija virat or uski family ke upar kese padhte hai bhari ya mehnge baki ap ek mast sa maha Mega update dekar pura kr do 1 update se kaam nhi chalta asani se

 

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UPDATE 105

Ritu - maine toh Pehale hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge

woh dono chali gayi

Mai - wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari - aap ko kaya caahiye mai de deti hu

Mai - mujhe kaya caahiye

uss nai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki

Pari - yeh sahi kaha naa

Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota hu aur jara jakar dekh koi delivery truck aaya kaya

Pari - kaya mangwaya hai

Mai - jakar dekh lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata hu

Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya

Woh nicche gayi

Pari - didi arav bhai kaha

Saloni - pata nahi

Janu - woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai

Pari Bhaag kar bahar gayi

Arav - shiva waise hai kaya essmai

Shiva - bhai nai kuch car manwayi hai wahi hai

Pari - car bhai nai mangawi

Sandy - are pari tum

Pari - app mujhe jannte hai

Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai

Pari - jhuth bol rahe ho app

Sandy - yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav - abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi

Mai - are aa gaye tum dono

Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile

Mai - kaise ho dono

Shiva - acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur behana bahut yaad karti hai

Mai - aunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke

Arav - ess mai bhi ladkiya hai kaya

Mai - chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb no more gayab abb toh bus udunga

Unnhone shatter khola

Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic

Mai - yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lana dono nilli

Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi ho paya

Mai - abb enhe utar bhii do

Shiva - acha hua bhai yeh jada dur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat ho jaati

Phir dono cars ko nicche utara

Mai andar gaya pari aur unn sabko lekar

Mousa - beta kaafi time lagega jaane mai chale abb

Mai - haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya

Mausi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha

Mai - pata hai aap jao toh sahi

Payal - are karna kaya chahata hai

Mai - aapko meri kasam jao abhi koi kuch nahi kahega

Maa - yeh ladaka pagal ho gaya hai

Dad - eska illaj karana hoga

Kiran - buss karo aap logo abb woh acha bura soch skata hai aur bhulo mat woh kaya hai

Sab ekdum chhup ho gaye

Fir sab kuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apne saath

Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai behane aur piche bhi kayi gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the

Mai - haa shiva behano koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata hu niapata kar

Payal - dev kaya kar raha hai etni mehangi cars kyu

Mai - kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai

Payal - kaya aur yeh

Mai - sayad 30

Payal - kaya par kyu

Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap jano

Payal - meri car

Maine ek file unnhe de di

Usse padkar woh rone lagi

Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye

Woh bus roye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi

Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa - kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai

Unhone file unnhe de dii

Mousa ji roone lage

Mai - mousa ji app file do aur joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jao sab kuch kare aur unhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga enka mood thik karana hai

Mousa - thik hai beta jaa

Woh chale gaye

Mai apni behano ki car ke sath nikala mall

Mai - kaya hua aap abb chhup bhi ho jaoo

Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye

Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal - tuh sach mai bada ho gaya hai

Mai - abhi bhaut kuch baaki hai

Payal - abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai phir aur kaya

Mai - aapke sasural walo ko jahataka

Payal - kaya matalb

Mai - meri behan ko saaman bana diya un sabnai abb dekhana naa aap sai maafi mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi

Payal - kaya karnai wala hai tuh

Maine ek phone milaya - haa hua kaya kaam

Sandy - ho gaya bhai

Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko

Viraj - payal payal

Payal - haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe ho

Viraj - payal mere gahr par income tax ki raid hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari property ko seal kar rahe hai

Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal - kaya ho raha hai waha

Officer nai phone liya - dekiye app jo bhi ho enke yaha raid padi hai enke pass enki company ke khilaf case darz hua yai ki enhone property ki information chupayi taki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakah nai kaa kasst kare

Maine phone liya - haa hello mishra ji hai kaya

Mishra - haa hello kon tum

Mai - are mai dd bol raha hu bhul gaye kaya

Mishra - are dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaaz aur sab thik

Mai - haa sab acha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra - aapki dua sai thik hai warana aaj bhi hum usse yahi dudhate rehate aur woh instambul waale usse mar hii dete

Mai - arre jaane do aacha kaya hua kyu tang kar rahe ho humare jija ko

Mishra - kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Mai - acha abb koi jungayish hai kaya

Mishra - aree kaisi baat karate ho aapke log humare log sab chalo yaha sai

Mai - acha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra - kis baat koo

Mai - ha ha ha aacha thik koi baat hui hii nahi

Maine phone kat diya

Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Mai - agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi

Payal - yeh sab kyu kiya tunne

Mai - maine kaya kiya unnhone tax nahi bhara toh pakade

jayenge naa

 

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UPDATE 106

Payal - yeh joker sunna par dd kaya hai

Mai - app buS dev hi yaad rakho woh dono naam mere pagalpan ki nishani hai

Udhar

Mishara - kaya bhai bata diya karo naa ki aap log dd ke rishatedar ho

Virajdad - kon dd

Mishra - yeh dd ki behan kaa sasural hai naa

Viraj - dd hai kon

Mishra - azzeb baat karte ho abhi baat hui naa unn sai

Viraj - woh toh meri wife hai

Mishra - haa toh unnke bhai hai dd abhi baat hui unn sai

Viraj mom - toh kaya ab nahi hogi raid

Mishra - kabhi sunna hai chaat ke nicche kahde hokar barish mai bhig gaye

Viraj dad - nahi toh par

Mishara - arre baba jab dd nai kah diya toh app log bhigane sai bach gaye par aage nahi sayad par ek baat bato yeh extra 5carore ka locker kaa ka chakar hai

Viraj - woh asse hii

Mishra - karoo bhai dubra shuru karoo

Viraj mom - arre nahi woh humari badi bhau ke ghar walo nai diya hai

Mishra - bole toh dowary haa sahi kaha naa

Viraj - jii

Mishra - sharam karoo kuch dd ke rishtedar hokar dowary jaise kaam chii chii aacha dd ki behan sai nahi manga naa

Viraj dad - nahi nahi kuch nahi manga hai

Mishra - acha hai warana pata bhi nahi chalega ki dowary lene gaye aur var ke do tukade kara kar aaye

Viraj bhai - aap dara rahe ho kaya hume

Mishra - dar ke raho warana kab gardan ud jaye upperwala jaane chalo sab yaha

Mishra apnai adamiyo ko lekar niakala waha sai

Mai didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park kii

Aur sabke saath andar aaya

Mai - tum sab jakar joh lena ha le lo mai aur didi kaam nipata kar milenge

Saloni - mai toh chalu saath

Shikha - mai bhii

Mai - kyu kaya karogi waha

Payal - chalne de naa kaya hua

Mai - jaisa aap kaho

Shikha - kaya baat etni respect

Mai - ladies first

Saloni - hum kaya ladies nahi hai

Payal - mujhe kuch jalane ki smell aa rahi hai

Saloni - very funny yeh sab purana ho gaya hai

Mai - chaloo abb

Fir humm waha aakar beth gaye ek restro mai

Kafi time ho gaya bethe bethe

1 ghanata ladkiya toh apani baato mai busy mai pak gaya

Payal - kaha hai sab aaye nahi

Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapke husband aap dekho

Payal - are dekho woh log aa gaye

Woh uth kar chali gayi

Mai - yeh kaha gayi.

Saloni - unke gahr ke sabhi bade log hai samajah kar

Mai - ohh aacha yeh baat

Unnke saath mousa ji bhi the

Mousa - mileye enn sai yeh hai mera beta dev aur

Viraj - ennki wife

Mai - aeee eee pagala ho gaye ho kaya jija ji behan hai meri

Viraj dad - tujhe sharm naahi aati woh side waali hai unki wife

Mousa - are ruk jao aap logo esski yaha koi wife nahi hai

Viraj - aacha sorry par aap hume dd ji sai milwaa do buss

Shikha - yehi toh hai dd

Sab - kaya yehi dd yahi

Mai - kyu aapko kaya hua

Viraj dad hath jod kar - shukriya beta humari madad karnai ke liye

Mai - meri behan aap sai judi essi liye kiya bus

Viraj - bus essi liye

Mai - aur kaya bus essi liye warana aap jaise paiso ke laalachi hai naa mai baat bhi naa karu

Mousa - dev kaya bol rahe ho tum

Viraj - bolane dijigye

Mai - aaplog kaya samajhate ho ki meri behan kei liye aapke ladke ko karid rahe toh galat ho 10 carore toh malumi si rakam hai mere behan khudh 170 carore ki mallik hai

Sab bus asse dekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun lii ho

Virajmom thuk gale sai niche utarate hue - 170 carore

Mai - haa par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chal hai ki maine usske naam yeh sab kar raha toh aap yeh naa soche ki meri mousa nai 10 carore kaa jhut bola

Viraj dad - beta humme maff karr do humm paisoo ke lalachii ho gaye the parr aaj humarii akkhe jab khuli jab hum nilaam hone waale the tumnai humari izzat bacha lii abb hume koii paise nahi caahiye

Mai - aap log acche log ho yeh sab chhodo aur buss khushiyaa dundho kyuki unnka koi mol nahi haota hai

Viraj bhai - kass mere saath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujhsai etna naa chidati humnai kitna dukh diya tumjhe mujhe maff kar do

Woh apni wife ke haath pakad kar ronne laga

Viraj bhabhi - utho ji aap yaha aisa mat karo apki izzat kaya rah jayegi

Viraj bhai - dekha maa eaa abhi bhi humari ezzat kii padi hai aur humnai ess tourcher kiya paiso ke liye.

Usski maa sir niche jhuka kar khadi thii

Viraj - payal kaha hai

Mai - chaliye mai bhi chalata hu tab tak aap logo saman le liyege aur koi paiso ki chinta mat karana yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar hii lee

Mai viraj koo lekar payal didi ke pass gaya woh roo rahi thi mere jaate hi mere gaale lag gayi mera naam lete hue

Mai - are kaya abhi sare asshu nikal dogii abhi shaadi baaki hai meri didi

Viraj - kaha chupa kar rakaha tha abb tak ess bhai koo

Payal - kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chhod kar

Mai - ab kahi nahi jaunga jija ji aap yeh mat sochana ki mai paisoo ki dhaak dikha raha hu maine enhi paisoo ke liye ghar tutata dekha hai aaj judata dekh raha huu

Viraj - kass tuhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota

Mai - rahene do etna bhi acha nahi hu mai

Payal - chhup kar tuh sabsai acha bhai hai mera payara bhai

Maine do chaabhi nikalo aur didi ke haath par de dii

Payal - yeh car ki aur yeh dusari

Mai - aapke naye bugalow ki hai Esska thanks aap devika koo kahana yeh usski taraf sai

Viraj - are yeh toh fir roone lagi buss karo mai essi ronni ladakii sai shadi nahi karunga

Pyala - uhhhhhhh huuuuuu tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe ho

Maine unnke asshu pocche

Mai - kitana namkin hai aapka asshu

Didi meri taraf dekh kar ek payar bhara ghusa meri seene par mara

Payal - pagal kahi kaa asshu ka taste karta hai mere ennke saamnai

Mai - aapko koi preshani jija ji

Viraj - nahi bhai bus aur kuch mat karana

Mai - are daroo mat mere pass waise hii bhaut hai

Viraj - haaa haaa bhai majak acha karata hai bhaut hai

Payal - hasoo mat yeh kaafi bada khiladi hai

Viraj - par tumnai mere wicket gira di

Woh hasnai lagi

Mai - tumhari khubshurati aur man hai tumhara gehana

Bus hamesha hasati raho meri behana

Kabhi kuch mat sahena caahe gum ho yaa khushiya bus hume yaad karati rahena

Payal - etna payar karata hai mujhsai

Mai - kaayi saal laga diye aapnai mujsai milenai mai aap nai jaise bhula hi diya mujhe

Payal - bhai bus anna nahi ho paya are tuh ro mat naa

Viraj - Be Brave men

 

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Update 107

Mai rrote hue - meri behan koo koi dukh mat dena buss yahi kahunga agar jaan cahaiye toh meri lee lenaa

Payal - kahabadarr aage kuch bola toh pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai - arre nahi app toh janti ho App sab meri kamjori hai aur meri takkat ho

Viraj - ab chaloo sab bhar hai

Mai - haa chaloo par app dono jaoo aur apana ghar dekho adress save hai car ke gps mai

Viraj - baad mai chale jayenge

Payal - chaloo naa etnai pyaar sai sab diya hai

Viraj - thik hai chalo

Mai - jaldi aana sab meri jaan kah jayange warana

Woh dono chale gaye mai phir bahar aaya aur sab logo mai busy ho gaya

Yaha sai milo dur par ek

Jangal tha jaha par kaafi shanti thi bus pani ke girnae chalane ki awwaz aa rahi thi

mano jaise ess sai acchi jagah aapko kuch acha sochane ke liye naa mile

Chhote chhote janwar edar udhar bhaag doud kar kare the aur pedo sai patiya gir rahi thi mano woh bhi aasman ko chhu kar gamin ko bhi dekhana caah rahi ho ki

akhir hume bhi essi mitti mai milana hai kuch bandar pedo par uchal kud rahe the aur kuch chidiyaa apnai

gosale ki neev bana rahe the

Par har acchi jagah mai kuch kaharabi bhi hoti hai toh ess jangal mai bhi hai aur woh hai eska ghana ellaka jaha andara hi rehata hai roshani waha asse phauchati hai jaise kisi dhulan kaa ghughat hata kar har koi usski ekk jahalk

dekhana cahata ho

Par ess kahmosi to todati hue kisi ke kadamo ki awwaz aa rahi thi aur usske saath hi jaise haawa bhi tezz ho rahii thii

Woh aage bhad raha tha uski pheli jahlak dekhenai ko milii saayd suraj kii kirane essi hi dudh rahi thi

Woh aage aya aur ped par tek laga kar kadha ho gaya aur

Unknown - khaa ho abhi tak aayi nahi tum

Uss nai apni jeb sai ek kitab nikali aur aage phek di aur woh kitab ke khulate hi ek roshani bahar aayi

Aur usske kam hoti hi waha ek budhi aurat waha kadhi thii jiske haath mai ek chhadi thii

Unknown - khaa thii ab tak

Aurat - yeh tum socho

Unknown - maine kaha tha uska dyaan rakhana

Aurat - maine khosis ki par uss nai usse mar diya

Unknown - par woh toh abhi jindaa hai

Aurat - matlab tumhe meri beti kr jaane ka koi gum nahi

Unknown - tuhari beti kamzor nikali ek mamuli sai insaan Sai haar gayi

Aurat - woh koi mamuli insaan nahi hai

Unknown - janata hu kon hai par abhi usske pass hai hii kaya ek talwar /ek kavach joh ab usske pass hai nahi aur ek pagal saa ansh (kdev)kuch dost aur kuch

ladkiya par unn sab mai meri honi waali rani

Aurat - etna asaan nahi unhe panna woh dono ek dusare sai payaar karete hai

Unknown - etnai din sai mai ess nayi duniya ke har ek chiz ko dekha hai payaar aaj kal bus paiso aur naam mai rakha hai apka naam hua log aapke piche aur yeh dono taraf hai ladaki ho yaa ladaka sabko bus khobsurat jism aur daulaat caahiye

Aurat - par har jagah yahi nahi hota

Unknown - aee bhudiya tuh jab sai usski baate kar rahi kaya mujh sai dar nahi lagata hai

Aurat - tuh hoga kaali shaktiyoo kaa raja par tujhe bus ek jism aur sahktiyoo ki bhukh hai

Unknown - haa woh toh par jab samani waali etni takat war ho toh bhuk bhi banati hai upper sai uss nai toh apni takkat bhi usse de di hai

Aurat - woh phir bhi tujhe hara dega

Uss nai uss aurat kaa gala pakada aur uska sir ped mai dekar mara woh ped tut gaya

Unknown - agar ek baar usski tarif ki toh yahi mar dunga ab woh nahi bachega

ussnai veronica (janu ke sharir wali cuhdail)ko chhina hai mai usski janu ko chin lunga tab usse pata chaelega "BLACK BIRD " sai usski chiz chinenai ka kaya natiza hota hai

Woh jangal sai bhar niakalata hai aur road par cahlane lagata hai

Woh apnai hath failata hai aur udd jata hai woh hawa sai bhi tezz udd raha tha tabhi usski nazar usski nazar ek panchiyo ke jhund par padi uss nai apni kalaiya modi aur ek aag ka gola unnki taraf chhod diya sare panchi jal ke rakh ho gaye

Blackbird - koi mere samne nahi tik sakata ha ha ha ha

Woh udata hua ek building ke uper jaa betha

Black bird - tayaar raho dev ke cahane waalo aur duniya waloo kyuki ab aa raha hu tumhari duniya par kabaja karnai kon bachaiyega tumhe

Sach hi kaha sayad uss nai yaha woh duniya kaa raja banana cahata hai aur yaha thik ussi building ke niche humare hero jinke etne sare naam aur kaam hai woh beth kar enn sab sai anjaan pizza kaa anand le rahe hai

Mai - waah kaya pizza hai didi waise ghar kaisa laga aapko

Payal - bhaut acha jaise koi swarg jaisa aane ka man nahi kar raha tha

Mai - pari nai joh banaya hai

Viraj - kaya matalab

Mai - arre aisa ghar koi pariyo ki rani hii bana sakati hai naa

Shikha - uhhh huuhhu are dev jara ice cream toh lana

Mai - waiter sunna naa abb jakar le aao waise shhoping acchi hui naa

Viraj - sab kuch A - ONE DD ke meharbani sai

Mai - arre us naam ko chhodo woh bus ab logo ko daranai ke liye hai app toh apnai ho

Payal - mai soch rahi hu abhi tune yeh sab kiya toh aage shaadi mai kaya hoga

Mai - bus dekhati jao par kal kisnai dekha hai

Payal/shikha/saloni - dev

Mai - arre sorry majak tha apana muh toh dekho

Assi hi hasi majak ke saath time kab bita pata hi nahi chala shaam ke 7:30 ho gaye mai didi aur unn dono ko lekar nikal baki sab pehale hii chale gaye the maine ghar pahuch kar car park ki aur andar jaane laga ki meri nazar uper padi

Mai - kon hai waha

Saloni - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi mujhe laga waha koi hai

Payal - lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai

Mai - haa sayad chalo andar

Mai andar aaya toh sab nai gher liya kaha the kaya kar rahe the wagera wagera sabki jali kati sunn kar mai chala sonne toh samnai saari mandali mera inatzaar kar rahi thii

Masoom - chalo andar

Riccha - kyu mere saath jayene

Sona - nahi mere saath

Mai - buss karo abhi sab jaag rahe haii marawaoogi kaya aur kaya mere mere laga rakha hai

Devika - aapka bister upper waale room mai laga diya hai aap jakar soo jaaye takh gaye hoge

Mai - kuch shikho saath kaise raha raha jata hai

Riccha - woh hai rani humm hai common log humm toh aase hi jite hai

Mai - aur woh kaya hai

Masoom - yahi ki pati aur kushi apni ho toh acha hai

Mai - aacha yeh soch hai

Maa - kaya kar rahe ho yaha jao apne apne kamro mai aur

dev upper jaa pari neha vahi kabsai intazaar kar rahi hai

Mai - jata hu maa

 

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UPDATE 108

Woh sab bhi muh gira kar andar chali gayi

Mai stairs par jaa raha tha

Mai - yar enn ladkiyo ko samjahana munkin nahi hai pata naa kab kaya kehati hai kaya karati hai koi nahi bata sakata hai

Mai room mai gaya

Woh dono leti hui thii par light band thi mujhe pani pina tha toh table ke pass

gaya aur light on kar ke bottle uthayi aur panni pita hua muda

Mai muh sai pani nikal gaya kyuki samnai tha hii kuch aisa

Neha - kaya hua bhai aur app asse khade hokar kaya dekh rahe

Mai shir jahataka - kuch bhi nahi

Pari hasnai lagii

Par pata nahi kyu meri nazar baar baar thighs par jaa rahi thi jaise dekha naa

ho

Mai - yeh kyu phena hai tunne

Pari - are bhai aaj liya toh garmi bhi thi socha try kar luh dekho kitna khula

khula hai

Mai - haa kuch jada hi khula hai

Neha - kaya bhai

Mai - are bahar kaa mausam kitna khula hua hai

Par sali meri nazar ko kaya ho gaya hai hat kyu nahi rahi jaroor yeh kdev hi

hai

( K dev - mere koh bich mai laa raha tuh kudh dekh raha hai )

Pari - chalo aa jao abb so jao

Mai - aata hu pani gir gaya hai bhar ke lata hu

Pari - jaldi aana

Maine nicche gaya aur panii bhar kar upper aane laga ki mujhe kuch sunnayi

diya jaise koi window khuli band huii ho

Mai uss room ki taraf gaya aur gate halaka saa khula tha maine haath lagaya aur gate kholate hii meri fati yaa nahi yeh nahi pata par ghussa bahut aya

Par behanchod yeh hai kaya

Saamne ek azib saa adami taha jis ke pank lage hue the aur woh bed par betha meri janu ko ghur raha tha

Maine dheere sai gate band kiya

Mai - oye edhar dekh le bhutanki ese kaya ghur raha hai be nikal yaha sai agar marana nahi hai toh

Usnnai mujje dekha aur muskuraya

Mai - abe oye dekh haat jaa waha saai nahi toh oyee teri maa kaa woh gulab kaa fool hata waha sai

Par woh saala bus muskura raha tha

Mai aage badha aur usse dhaka dene gaya par saala mera haath usske aar par ho gya aur mai sambhal nahi paya apnai aapko mera face ki side jakar janu ki hips sai takara

Janu - aaaaahhh maa kon hai dur hato mujhsai uss nai bina dekhe ek japad mujhe jad diyaa

Mai - are maara kyu mai

Janu - nai side wala lamp ka button daabate hue sorry mujehe laga uss nai picche dekha aaaiiiiiiii tumhare picche yeh kaya hai

Black bird - darling mera naam Black bird

Mai - abb bhaut ho gaya saale mai bina baat ke kisi ko nahi marta par tuh had

kar raha hai

Maine apni talwar nikal lii aur haath mai ek electric ball bana lii

Black bird - abe ruk jaa jab tuh mujhe chu bhi nahi paya toh yeh mujhe kaise mar degii chal hata essi warana tera hi ghar tutega

Maine apna haath niche kiya aur talwar gayab ho gayi

Mai - tuh hai kon aur yaha kyu aaya hai

Black bird - mai aaya hu esse lene

kyuki tunne meri veronica koo mara

Janu - kon veronica

Black bird - wahi joh tere sharir mai rehati thi

Mai - woh chudail

Black bird - joh bhi samajh lee par ab yeh meri hai

Mai - tere baap kaa maal hai kaya

Black bird - chii chii kitana ganada bolata hai abbe woh teri hone waali biwi hai aur usse mere baap ka maal bola kitna ghatiyaa hai tuh

Janu - yeh mujhe maal bole yaa darling tumhe kaya

Black bird - are mai toh bhul gaya yeh toh naya jamana hai yaha bolnai kaa style change karana hoga haa toh darling long drive par chale

Maine ek gussa mara woh usske aar par ho gaya

Janu - yeh kaya hai esse lag kyu nahi raha hai

Black bird - dekh mai araam sai baat karnai aaha hu tune meri waali ko mara

mai toh bus teri waali ko lenne aaya hu woh zinda rahegi soch mera dil kitana

bada hai

Mai - janu tum jara bhar jaao

Janu - nahi mai nahi jaungii

Black bird - acha thik hum dono hii baat kar lete hai

Janu - bolo kaya baat hai

Mai - janu kaya hua hai tumhe ek banda bina baat ke yaaha aa gaya aur tum usski baat sunn rahi ho

Black bird - abe mai koi aira gira nahi hu raja hu mai "kaalshinga" kaa

Mai - raja hii yaa baja yaha sai abhi chala jaa warana

Black bird - dekh ab aram sai baat bahut ho gayi esse toh mai lekar hi jauga

Janu - halwa hai kaya joh le jaega

Maine usse ek aur gussa mara par sala aar paar ho gaya

Mai man mai - yeh atama jaisa hai kuch energy type kaa haath mai nahi aa raha

hai kdev sayad lad payega ess sai abhi

Mai - k (kdev ko maine bola )kaha hai jaldi aa

Black bird - koi mera kuch nahi bijad sakata mai amar hu

Mai - koi amar nahi hota samajha

Maine kuch socha aur pass kaa pani utha kar usske taraf pheka hi tha ki woh

khidaki sai khud gaya aur jaate jaate

Black bird - samabhal kar rakhana lene aayunga aur uss wkaht yaa tuh marega yaa royega

Mai - woh tab dekh lenge nikal yaha sai

Janu - tum asse baat kar rahe ho jase tumhara dost ho

Mai - toh kaya jaau aur mar du

Janu - yaha aakar betho pareshan mat ho

Mai jakar usske pass betha

Mai - janu abb tum akele kahi mat jana samjhi mujhe pata hai tum khud ko bacha sakati ho par mujhe lagata hai yaha asse aana usski chal thi warana woh khud aata apni ruh kaa hisa nahi bejata

Janu - tumnai panni kyu feka

Mai - agar koi kaali ruh anpne sharir sai jada dur ho toh agar uss par pani

pad jaaye toh woh sudh matalab kahatam ho jaati hai

Janu ne woh gulab kaa phol mujhe diya

Mai - yeh tum laayi ho kaya

Janu - haa tumhare liya tha par pata nahi kaise need aa gayi

Mai - are mera toh gulab tum hii ho jab hasti ho toh tuhare hoth ekdum gulabi

lagate hai

Janu - bus hasate hue

Maine kaan sai baal haatye - nahi hamesha par please abb akele mat jana

Janu - etna kyu dar rahe ho

Mai - kyuki mai abhi yeh nahu janata ki yeh kon hai aur kaya hai

Janu - koi baat nahi so jaal nahi jaungi agar tum mere saath rahe toh

Mai - acha chalata hu warana woh mera dimag kha jayegi

Janu - aab usse samjha kyu nahi dete ki abb woh badi ho chhuki hai aakhir kab tak aapke saath soti rahegii usski shaadi bhi toh hogi tab kaya karegii

Nock Nock

Janu - kon hai

Pari - sorry bhaiya hai kaya yaha

Janu - nahi yaha kyu honge

Pari - sorry pata nahi kaha chale gaye mai niche dekh kar aati uuu

Mai dheere sai - acha mai chalata hu

Janu - thik hai jaoo aur yeh window

Mai - kah denaa mujhsai tut gayi

Mai dhirre sai gat khola aur dheere upper jaane laga last stair bachi thi ki

meri saamnai aa gayi chandi devi

Pari - acha toh unhonai jhut bola ruko abhi

Woh nicche jaane wali thi ki maine usse picche sai pakad kar utha liya aur room

mai lakar gate band kar diya

Pari - bhai chhodo dukh raha hai

Mai - bhaut saitaan ho gayi hai chal so jaa abb maine usse bed par litya aur

mai bhi let gaya

Neha - bhai etnai der kaha the

Pari - jab gf mil jaye toh sab badal jaate hai yeh bhi badal gaye

Neha - toh kaya hua gf ke pass hi toh the kaya hua tujhe jada jalan ho rahi

hai toh enki gf ban jaa

Mai - neha soch kar bola kar

Pari - sahi bola uss nai mai aapki gf hi hu chhoti si acchi si

Mai - gf matalb girl friend hota hai pagal

Pari - toh mai girl toh hu hii aur aapki friend bhi toh hui naa girl friend

Mai - nahi

Pari - thik hai jao mai aapsai baat nahi karati woh muh fula kar ghum gayi aur

rone lagi

Mai(man mai) - kaya musibat hai

Mai - acha aa jaa meri gf aa ja

Pari - nahi aap soo jao

Mai - phir kiss bhi nahi lenii

Woh etni tezi sai mudi aur mer hotho par kiss kar dii

Mai - pagal yaha nahi gaal par bola tha

Pari - mere bhai mere bf aapko kaya app so jaaiye kitnai baar bulawoge

Mai - huuuu

Aur thakawat ki wajah sa pata nahi kab soo gaya

Subah utha toh waha koi nahi tha maine time dekha 7bej gaye the

Mai beth gaya

Mai - badi acchi need aayi aaj kassh roz assi need aaye

Are mai toh bhul gaya yeh sala k dev kaha gya

Mai - k oye k kaha hai

Koi awwaz nahi lagata hai sala naraj hokar chala gaya khai maine apni mind sai sai dudana caha ki mujhe ek awwaz aayi bus

Ladki - come baby yes yes