Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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Dev ne Masoom ghar choda varun se bachake.Der hone se sona,Tulsi aur Nilam ji naraj hue.

janu ka rude behavior se masoom ko gussa aya wo uska thappad mar diya.dev bhi apni duty k chalte massoom ko thapad mara.Aab janu Dev ke piche pad jayegi.

Dev ko sona ki pataji ko talash karna hoga aab.Amazing ❤ ❤ ❤ update.

 

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Jab janu thik ho rahe toh kay bata baaki log bhi thik ho jayenge kyu sahi kaha naa essmai dd ko kaahe lana

Waise dil maange mor ki baat keh rahe toh maine toh kal pucha hi so nahi rahe toh bolo tuh jawab nahi aaya mai bhi soo gaya

Aur comment bhi aise hi aate ki same yehi bolane kaa man hota tumhe bhi " YEH DIL MAANGE MORE ""

 

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UPDATE 26

Mai - kal mere dad ko chhudwane ja rha hu usske baad saayad mom mujhe ye kaam na karene de

Shurya - ye to acchi baat hai

Janu- apki wajah sai mai shudhar rhai hu aur aap bich mai hi chod kar jaa rahe hai

Mai- accha thik hai maine Arav ke sath kaam karne ka plan banaya hai

Arav - tab to maja aayega

Janu- kya ab mujhese nhi mileoge.

Mai - bus yaad kar lena dil sai aa jaunga.

Janu has kar bhaag jaati hai

Apne room mai

Mai - esse kya hoo gya

Kaamini - aare etna bhi nahi samjhete ke tumne jo kaha uss sai saharama gayi hai

Arav - meri bhen sharmati bhi hai kaya

Mai- par maine aissa khuch nahi kaha jo saharam aaye

Shurya - enn aurtoo ke nahakare ye hi jannne

Kaamini - acccha akele milo tab bataoongi

Arav - le bhai tere liyd phone

Arav - ha aslam bol kya baat hai. Usne loudspeaker onn kr diya

Aslam - bhai mai appke batye address par nazar rak rha tha

Waha par essa lag rha jai koi gang ki ladayi hone wali hai kaafi log hai kam sai kam. 80 log

Arav - thik koi aur baat ho to batanna

Mai - accha too mujhe marane ka plan hai enka.

Teeno chok jaate hai

Shurya - tumhe marene ka plan mtlab

Maine saari baate un teeno ko baatyi

Arav - par bhai 80 log hai waha tuh akela

Mai - bus tuu dhekhta ja bhai bus ek kaam karana hai tujhe

Mai - mai sabko sambhal lunga tuu bus dad ko lekar nikal janna

Arav - par akele kaise bahi

Khuch log bula loo

Mai - nahi mai kisi ki jaan jhokhim mai nahi dalunga aisa kar apne sath khuch ladake le janna koi dikkta na hogi

Arav ko khuch samajh mai to nahi aa rha tha par toda sak ho rha tha

Arav - ok

Mai - thik hai mai chalata hu

Phir mai ghar aaya to waha Sona nahi thi

Mai - didi kaha hai Sona

Tulsi - bhar gayi hai khuch lene

Mai - tum log pagal ho kaya dimag thik to hai naaa akele bhej diya

Tulsi - wo kah rahi thi bus yahi janna hai pass mai abhi tak aayi nahi

Mai - kitna time hua

Tulsi - 2 ghante ho gaye honge

Maiv- kaya

Mai bhaag kar apne bathroommai gaya aur Sona ko yaad kiya saamme mirror mai uski tawir aayi mai mirror mai ghus gaya

Sammne Sona ek band kamre mai beshud haalat mai padi thi uske haath mai ek locket tha

Maine pass jaa kar uska sir apne god mai rakha

Mai rotee hue - aye Sona uth na pelease uth na dhek mai aa gyav

Sona dhrre sai aakh kholti hai - tuuuummm aa gaye

Mai - chal ghar chalo abb jaldi

Sona - ab wkhat nahi hai bus tumsai ek baat kehani hai

Mai - nahi tujhe khuch nahi ho sakata

Sona locket dete hue - ye loo eese hamesha apne pass rakhana mai tumsai bahut pyaar karti thi aur karti hu par maine der kar di kaas mai tumko pehle bata paati par sayad aaj hi mujhe tumsai aapne payaar ke baare mai malum pada hai

Mai - baad mai bol lenna jo bhi

Yeeh kaya maine uski kamar par haath rakha uss ke peth mai chaku laga hua tha

Mere naa jaane kyu aashu ruk nahi rahe the - Sona mai tujhe baccha lunga please aakhe khuli rakh

Sona - ab khuch nahi ho skata apna dhyaan rakhana

Mai god mai utha ke kamre sai jaise hi bhar nikala Ladaka - abe tu yaha kaise

Mai - dhekh joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lena chaahe to mujhe mar lenna par esse hospital le jaane de bhai mai tere haath jodata hu

Ladaka - mere pase lete hue eska dyaan nahi aaya .

Tabhi Sona ki awwaj aayi - d.......... Aur uske haath sai locket gir gaya mere aakh sai aashu jaise kisi nadi ki tarah nikalane lage

Mai usse le kar wahi beth gaya

Ladaka - tum sab esse abhi maar do baad mai uth gaya to naa jane kitne ko maar dega

Mai - ab esse duniya mai koi nahi bacchega koi nahi

Maine apna hath aage kiya talwar aa gyi mai Sona ko side mai rakh diya

Maine dono hatho sai sai talwar ko pakada mera pura body jalne laga maine talwar ek ke sene mai mari wo usske dil ko chirata hua nikal gaya aur uska khoon mere uper faware ki tarah girrnai laga

Maine talwar ko utha kar floor mai gaad di phir mai Sona ki body le kar aage bada gaya har koi mujh par waar kar rha tha par koi aasar nahi ho rha tha jis jis nai hath sai war kiya wo wahi jal gya

Khuch hi dhur par ek aadami badha hua tha mai usske paas gaya uss ko bhi ek hathh sai utha kar khandhe par rakh liya aur apni aakhe band kar ke apnjghar ki chatt ko yaad kiya aur chhaat par aa gaya

Mai - kaash yahi maine phele kar diya hota par mai mirror ka soch kar khuch kiya hi nhi kaash mai khuch kar pata

Udhar waha par talwar sai aag buildings mai aag phelene lagi aur khucb hi dher mai wo blast ho gayii

Mai unn dono ko lekar nicche aaya

Nilam adami ko dhekh kar khush hue par jaise hi nazar Sona par gayi

Nilam maa- Sonaaaa woh bhaag kar mere paas aayi maine Sona ko lita diya

Nilam- kya hua hai esse bol kya kiya tunne

Tulsi - Maa chhup ho jaoo essnai kaya kiya hoga

Nilam- kaise chup ho jao essne meri beti mujhese chin li mujhe esse harami ko bachana nhi chahiye tha badi badi denge maar raha thaa yeh hu woh hu mai abb dekho meri beti kaa kaya haal kar diya

Tulsi - Mom please chup hoo jao

Nilam. - tuh yahi khada hai chala ja meri nazaro sai dhur kabhi apni sakal mat dhikhana warana mai tujhe tabhi mar dungi mai apni pati ke bina reh li abb mai Sona ke bina kaise reh paaungi mai hi pagal thi jo tujhe jaise par todhi hi dher mai vishawas kar liya

Dilawar - mera beta kha sai mila tujhe

Ye sunne sai phele hi mai road par pahuch gaya tha ( teleport )

Aur chalene laga

Mai- ab mai ye jindagi hi khatam kar dunga

Maine apni talawar laayi aur apne pet mai ghusane ki khosis ki par woh jaa hi nahi rahi thi

Mai - ab mar bhi nahi sakata kaya

Tabhi ek aawaj gunji mere dimag mai

Awwaj - tum nahi mar sakete tuhare jivan ka asali kaam abhj baaki hai

Aur mere dimag mai sai ek light nikali aur mai behosh ho gaya

Jab aakhe khuli to masoom mere saamne bethi thi

Mai - tum yah aur mai kaha hu

Masoom - tum mere ghar par ho kal tum mujhe ghar ke bhar behosh mile

Mujhe Sona ki yaad aayi maine masoom ko gale laga liya aur ronne laga

Masoom - - arre are kaya hua tumko roo ku rahe ho

Mai - woh mujhe chhod kar chali gayi

 

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UPDATE 27

Masooom - kon chala gaya kuch to batooo

Mai- meri sona mujhe chod kar chali gayi

Masoom- kaha chali

Mai roote hue - woh mar gayi aur khuch sunnana hai

Masoom picche hate hue - kaya par ye sab kaise hua

Maine ghur ke usse dhekha woh dar ke khadi jo gayi

Masoom- aase mat dhekho dar lag raha hai

Mai aage badh kar ke usse face pass apna face le ja kar

Mai - ab ye city khooni khel ka nazara dhekegi

aur uss ko side hata kar mai aage bada

Masoom- ruk jao please abhi tum khuch sochane ki sakti kho chuke ho

Mai - ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakata woh to bechari mujhese pyaar karti thi par mai usse baccha nahi saka

Masoom- to usski kasam tumhe ruk jao

Mai- mare hue ki kasam de rahi maine gate khol diya

Masoom bhaag kar meri kamar mai hath daal kar picche sai hug kar liya Mai - ye kaya kar rahi hooo

Masoom nai aur kas ke pakad liya uske nipples mere pith mai lag rahe the tabhi mere gardan par uske hotho ka garam touch mahsus hua mera gussa pata nahi kaha kaafur ho gaya jaise woh braf ho

Mai dhirre sai - masoom ye galata hai aisa mat karo

Masoom - kyu kya hoo gaya

Mai - mera control kho jayega

Masoom - toh kho jao koi nahi rokega

Mai - nahi mai nahi kar sakata

Masoom- kyu tumhe mere liye koi feelings nahi hai

Mai - aisa nhi hai mera dimag kuch samajh soch nahi paa raha ki mai kaya feel kar raha kaya nahi kuch nahi pata

Masoom - to phir kaya baat hai

Ussmai phir ek kiss mere garden par kar diya

Mai- agar feeling naa hoti to unka shir esse hi kaat diya kaya

Masoom - mai bhi yehi soch rahi thi koi asse kisi ko kaise mar sakata

Mai - ab to chhod do kuch chubh raha hai

Masoom - kaya batao mujhe to khuch aisa nahi lag rha

Mai - tumhara hi toh chubh rha hai

Masoom - naam to hoga uska

Mai - b......ooooo chhodo mai kabhi ladkiyo sai esse baat nahi ki

Masoom nai acchanak sai chhod kar picche hat gayi mai haran tha

Mai - bura laga kaya kisi baat ka

Masoom niche sir jhuka ki khadi thi

Maine uska face upar kiya uske aakho mai assuo the

Mai jib nikal ke uske gaalo ko chaatate hue uski right aakho ko chum liy phir left side ke uss nai aake band kar li aur kaas ke mujhe apni baho mai bhar liya

Mai usske gardan par apna honth lagaya

Masoom - ooooooohhhhhhhhahhhhh dd.....

Mai- kya hua .....

Masoom nai meri baat puri hone sai phele hi mere hoth ko chusane lagi aur mai bhi usske hotho ko nahi chhodana cahata thaa 2 minutes ese hi kiss karnai ke baad maine usske bed par dhaka de diya

Aur jor jor sai khich ke usske hoth chusnai laga jaise koi woh mujhse chin lega

Ussnai apne hath mere sir mai daal kar mere baal khichanai lagi

Mai apne hath le ja kar uskai tshirt ke andar daal diya aur uski naabhi mai ungali daal di uss nai kas ke mere hoth esse kate jaise kisi nai pura hoth hi kaah liaya ho

Maine usse chhod kar - ufff kaaah jaaogi kaya mere

Masoom ki madhosi tuti par mane soccha ki saayd hatane ko bolegi par mai pura galat thaa meri bata poora hone sai phele hi

Usani mujhe dusari taraf dhakaha de dekar mere uppar chhadh gayi

Aur meri shirt khich di uske button toot gaye wo mere seene par apni jeeb firane lagi

Mai- uffff masoom tumhare jeeb garam nahi ice jaisi thandi hai

Masoom - accha laga abb to nahi jaooge kahi naa

Mai ussko dekh ke - kaya bus rokne ke liye ye sab tha

Masoom - mai tumhe ab koi galat kaam nahi karne de sakati hu

Mai - kyu gf biwi ho kaya meri

Masoom - woh toh tum taye karoge abhi mai kaya hi

Mai- accha tumhe mai kab pasand aaya

Masoom - jab sai tumhare sath bike par bethi thi tumhare baatoo nai baar bar bus tumhare baare mai sochane par majboor kar diya

Mai- phir Varun kaya tha

Masoom- wo kutta mujhe gf bannana chata tha par maine bus friend rahene ko kaha par sabko apni gf batata tha bus aur aisa waisa khuch bhi nahi hai joh tum soch rahe ho par tum nai kaha tumhe bhi meri liye feeling thi

Mai- ha bus jab tumnai taapad mara to mai bus tumhe dhek raha tha par jaise hi tumne muh khola mujhe laga sakal sai hi sab khuch nahi hota mujhe laga tum ek ammer baap ki bigadi aulad ho

Par usse raat jab tumnai gale lagaya tha to mere dil ko jaise sukoon mila phir .....

mai chup ho gaya

Masoom - phir kaya batao na

Aur woh mere seene par sir rakh kar let gayi

Masoom- Bolo na bolo

Mai - uss din jab tumhe bathroom mai dhekha toh mai to tumhara diwana ho gaya tha

Masoom- accha ab kabhi chhori chhori mat dhekhana

Mai- kyu ab kaya preshani hai

Masoom - asse karne sai tumhe dusroo ke personal life mai jhakene ki aadat pad jayegi

Mai- yeh to sahi hai khuch baate wahkt par chhod deni chaiye Par tumhe bura to nahi laga naa

Masoom - nahi aisa khuch nahi

Mai - mai usski baat nahi kar raha hu jo maine abhi tumhare sath kiya

Masoom- tumhe laga kaya

Mai - mujhe kyu

Masoom - kyuki tumnai to shirf haath dala tha tshirt mai maine to tumhari shirt hi faad di

Mai- nahi par shuruwat to maine ki thi

Masoom - kis mitti ke bane ho tum

Ma- ab kaya hua

Masoom - waha ladke dekh kar mujhe chuune ko tarash jate hai aur tum ho ki keval baate kar rahe ho etna control kaha sai aaya ekdum sai mood change

Maine jeans sahi karte hue

Mai - control karna to muskil hoo rha hai par ye thik nahi filhal ke liye kyuki tumhari chikani taage abb mere jhaago ko garam kar rahi hai

Masoom apne taage sikkod ke - esssshh chupp karo naa

Mai has ke - Ok baba ok lag raha tumhara control jada nahi hai

Masoom mujhe dekh ke - kaya tum mujhe sach mai dil sai pyaar karte ho

Mai - esska jawab mai baad mai dunga

Masoom - kyu abhi de do

Mai- nahi abhi nhi tum toda wait karo

Masoom - tum khai kissi aur sai to nhi

Mai - sayad karata hu kyuki sapano mai mujhe khuch ladakiya nazar aati hai esse liye kahi tumhare sath dhokha na kar bethu ess liye maine abhi kudh ko aur roaka

Masoom - sapana kaisa sapana

Mai - mera asali naam dd nahi hai aur meri picchali yadaas bhi chali gayi hai

Masoom- kya phir meri tumhare dil mai koi jagah nhi hai

Mai - arre aree aram sai aisa khuch nahi bus todha wakht hi toh manga hai

Masoom - chaloo thik hai ab kaha par pata nahi kyu maine hotho nai jab tumahre hotho ko chuaa mujhe aisa laga enn hotho sai mera bhaut purana nata hai

Mai kuch bolane wala thaa

Tabhi mera phone baja

Tulsi - kaha hai chhotu

Mai- didi aap bus yehi kahi hu mai aap kaisi hai

Tulsi - bhai sab thik hai ghar aa jaa

Mai - meri wajah sai sona ke sath

Mai phir rone laga

Tulsi - na naa roote nahi papa ne sab bata diya hai agar toh na jota to sayad papa bhi na hote aur mai usske bistar par hoti aur

Mai - buss karooo di bus karoo

Tulsi - tuh aa rhaa hai ghar

Mai- par sona ki body nahi dhekh paunga

Tulsi - ek minute sona ki body arre pagal hum sab hospital mai jada khoon bhane ki wajah sai wo behosh ho gayi thi par woh zinda hai bus par

Mai khush hokar - par kay

Tulsi - par woh coma mai hai jaan to bacch gayi par pta nahi hosh kab aayega

Mai- mai aa raha ho par abb mai abb aapsai hi miluga maa ko dur hi rakahana

Tulsi- tuh aa to jaa phir khud hi dhekh lenna

Mai - bus aaya kon sa hospital hai

Tulsi - **********

Mai - ok

Phone cut kar ke khushi sai Masoom woh bach gayi hai maine Jaldibaazi mai galat samjh liya

Masoom - dhekha sab thik ho gay naa

Mai- mai hospital jaa rha hu tum chaloogi

Masoom - yr bhi phuchane ki baat hai chalo

Phir hum dono masoom ki car sai hospital pahuche

 

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Lagta hai ab DD ko apni shaktiyo ko use karna aane laga hai. Bechari Sona izhaar bhi kiya to marne ke time par. DD se panga le kar mout ka nanga naach suru ho gaya hai. Exiting and emotional update. Ye ladka kuch bada karega. Kuch to khurapaat chal rahi hai iske dimaag mein.

 

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Update 28

Mai masoom hospital ke andar gaye

Wha par sona ke Arjun bahar khade the

Sona's Arjun - arjun singh

Mai aag bhad kar unke par chuu liye

Arjun - arre beta tum aa gye the

Mai - mai woh....

Arjun - apne Nilam Maa ke baato ka bura bhi koi mannata hai

Mai - sorry Nilam Maa kaya mai Arjun bula sakata hu

Arjun - ye bhi koi puchane ki baat hai enn logo nai sab bata diyaa hai mujhe

Mai - sona kaise hai

Ajun - woh to abhi kah nahi sakate jab tak hosh naa aaye

Mai- didi kaha hai

Arjun - waiting room mai hai dono

Mai- ok thik esse milo ye meri friend masoom

Masoom unke par chu leti hai

Mai- ab yaad aaya tumhe

Arjun - arre koi baat nahi utho beta accha friend ha girlfriend hai

Mai- woh bus friend hai

Masoom mujhe kaah janne wale nazaro sai dekhane lagi mai uss ko le kar waiting room mai jane laga

Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai jhut bola

Mai- meri Nilam Maa Nilam Maaf kar tune kaya abhi shaadi karene ka plan bannya hai

Masoom - ha yeh shi idea diya phir tumhe khone ka daar nahi rahega

Mai- chal chal abhi to mujhe bhut phool thodnai hai

Masoom mujhe ungali dhikhate hue - jaan sai Nilam Maar dungi

Uss nai etni tez bola ki log ghurne lage

Mai usse le kar room mai ghush gaya

Mai - arre didi yaha kaya kar rahi ho

Tulsi - aa gaya tuh chal aa beth khuch kah le

Nilam Maa - ha beta aa kaah le

maine unn ko ignor kiya

Par masoom ja kar unka pair chu liya

Nilam Maa- hamesha khush rahoo

Nilam Maa - didi bhar chalo khuch kaah kar aate hai

Tulsi - ye kaha le Nilam Maa nai bannya hai

Mai- tabhi too nahi kahana

Nilam Maa - beta Nilam Maaf kar doo galati ho gayi

Mai gate ki taraf badh gaya

Tabhi wo hua jo maine to kabhi socha bhi nahi tha Nilam Maa Nilam Maa nai aa kar mere pair pakad liya

Mai jhatt sai dhur ho gay aur un ko uthaya

Mai - Nilam Maa ye kaya kar rahi ho pagal ho gayi ho

Nilam Maa - manna gusse mai jada bol gayi par agar tere siwa koi aur hota to yaha aata bhi nahi

Mai - aap nai socha kaise bhi ki mai sona ko chot pahuchane ki soch bhi sakata hu bus toda late ho gaya tha jiska fal saamne hai

Nilam Maa - beta mujhe Nilam Maaf kar de

Mai - nahi karunga abb beta naa bolo toh jada sahi hoga joh baate aapne boli woh dil sai boli aur mai toh hu bhi anzaan par haa sona nai joh mere liye kiya woh nahi bhul sakata mai

Nilam Maa - thik hai yahi meri saja hai

Maine unnka muh girate hue dekh ke socha joh ho raha hone do abb kaya karu mai jaane hi deta hu

Mai - agar apne haath sai kahana khila dogi to mai sochunga

Nilam Maa nai khush ke mujhe gale laga liya

Nilam Maa - ha mere laal mai tujhe aapnai hatoo sai khilaungi chal beth

Mai - masoom chaloo betho

Masoom- mai kaise

Mai- muh sai aur kaise

Phir Nilam Maa mujhe khilan lagi

Mai- apni ess beti ko bhi to khila do

Nilam Maa - ha jaroor

Aur Phir Nilam Maa nai bhi masoom ko khilana shuru kar diya par tulsi didi kaha piche rahene wali thi unn honae bhi join kar liya

Masoom kahte khate roone lagi

Nilam Maa - kaya hua beta kyu roo rahi hoo

Masoom - Nilam Maa ka payar jo mil raha hai

Mai- chal ab kaha le

Agar enhho nai shuru kiya too ess kamre mai baadh aa jayegi

Phir sab nai kaha kah liya maine masoom ko ghar bhej diya aur Arjun ko bhi smajaha bujaha kar didi ke sath ghar bhej diya

Phir mai mai Nilam Maa ke saath sona ke ward mai aaya

Usske halat dekh kar hi meri aakho mai asshu aa gaye mai wha tuk nahi paya

Mai wha sai bahr aa kar sammne ke park mai chala gaya aur ek bench par beth kar roonne laga

Nilam Maa bhi mere picche wha pahuch gayi

Mere side mai beth gayi

Nilam Maa - kaya baat hai beta

Mai - khuch nahi

Nilam Maa - beta mujhe pata hai ki sona ki karan hai par jo bhagwan ne johs socha hai wahi hoga

Mai - kaash mai phele hi ghar aa jata

Nilam Maa -beta har jagah to tum nahi pahuch sakete aur tum nai usski jaan baccha to

Mai-par Nilam Maa......

Nilam Maa- shiiii bus kar

Maine Nilam Maa ke kahandhe par shir rak liya Nilam Maa- beta koi aur baat to nahi na

Mai- ek baat hai par mai kaise aap ko bolo kaise kahi phir aap nai bura samjaha to

Nilam Maa- nahi samjhungi bata

Maine Nilam Maa ko gale sai locket nikal kar diya

Nilam Maa- ye kaya hai

Mai- app khol ke dhekho

Nilam Maa nai locket khola to

Nilam Maa- beta kaya sach hai

Mai- haa Nilam Maa

Nilam Maa- par ye sab kaise

Nilam Maa- mujhe kuch nahi pata bus behosh hone sai phle ussnai diya tha

Mai- Nilam Maa udhar masoom bhi mujhese pyaar karti hai

Nilam Maa - wo to toda sa to samajh gayi thi usse dhekh kar par ye sona

Mai- Nilam Maa mujhe khuch smajh nahi aa rha kaya ho rha hai mere saath aur ku akhir ye sab kaya hai

Nilam Maa- aur khuch hai to bata kr dil halaka kar le

Mai- sapne mai aur kayi bathroom ke mirror mai do ladkiya dhikati hai ko mujhe bulaa rahi hai aisa ku

Nilam Maa- sayad tera koi pariwar ho

Mai - par wo dono khuch ajib tareke ka bolti hai jaise lover jaisa khuch

Nilam Maa- kya pata teri wife ho

Mai - wife to ek hoti hai do todi

Nilam Maa - beta ess baare mi mai khuch nhi kah sakati par tumhe appne pariwar ko dhudhana chaiye

Mai - usse phele mujhe ye to pata chale ki meri aasali face kaya phir maine doctor wali saari baaate unnhe baatayi

Nilam Maa- ye to mushkil ho gayi beta

Mai - par Nilam Maa jb sona ko hosh aayega tab mai kya khaunga aur masoom ko mai esse kisi ko dhokha nhi de sakata

Nilam Maa- beta tera dil bhaut saaf hai tune ek bhi baat mujhese nhi chupayi sayad agar. Baad mai pata chata to mai gussa ho bhi sakati thi par ek baat bataooge.

Mai- ha Nilam Maa bolo kaya phuchana hai

Nilam Maa- kaya tum sona sai pyaar kartate ho

Mai- yahi to mai taye nahi kar paa rha hu ki mai kis sai payaar karta hu

Masoom sai jo mujhe. Bhaut pasand hai

Ya sona sai jis ke pass hone sai mai sare gum bhul jata hu

Yaa unn dono ladkiyo sai jo sapne mai aati hai

Meri khuch samajh mai nahi aa rha upper sai sona ke saath ye sab mai pagal ho jayunga Nilam Maa mai pagal ho jaunga maine apna shir pakad liya

Nilam Maa mere haath hata kar mera shir apne god mai rakha

Nilam Maa - beta mai teri assli Nilam Maa to nahi hu par tu mujhe apna beta hi lagata hai aage kay hoga ye tun whakt par chhod do kya pata tumhare sath jo bhi ho rha hai usske piche koi wajha ho

Mai- ho sakaata hai par aaj ki baad ye assli naki Nilam Maa ki baate ki to chala jaunga

Nilam Maa hadbada kar- nahi nahi karungi kabhi nahi mai- waise Nilam Maa ab aap ghar to wapas mil jayega

Nilam Maa - nahi beta wo ussnai paper kahi chupa diye hai jab tak wo nahi mil jate tab tak nahi

Mai- kaya mai dhudh lunga usse

Nilam Maa- beta wo pata nahi kaha hai tumnai unn sab ko mar diya par papers kaha ye kaise pata chalega

Maine khuch socha aur mai- Nilam Maa aap nai wo paper to dhekh hai naa Nilam Maa- ha ku kaya baat hai

Mai - nahi ek baar aap usse yaad kar ke mera haath pakado

Nilam Maa - ye sab kaya kah rha hai

Mai- bus jo kah rha hu wo karoo

Phir unnhone waisa hi kiya

Phir maine aakhe band kar ke dheekha khuch nahi hua

Mai- haa aap phir socho

Nilam Maa - thik hai

Main Nilam Maa ke sir par hath rakha phir bhi khuch nahi hua

Nilam Maa - beta too kaya kar rha hai

Nilam Maa - mai apni saktiyo sai usse dhudnai ki khosis kar rha hu joh mai dhek sakata hu waha pahuch sakata hu ye mujhe aaj hi pata chala hai

Nilam Maa- to phir khuch hua kyu nahi

Mai- ek baat batoo kisi ki sacchayi janani ho to kaya karana cahiye

Nilam Maa - saare sachayi usski aake batati hai

Mai- oh ye bhi try karte hai aap socho usske baare mei mai aap ki aakho mai dhekhata hu

Nilam Maa nai waisa hi kiya unki aakho mai dhete hi hum ek room mai the sammene ek locker tha

Mai - ye kon si jagah hai

Nilam Maa nak koi jawab nahi diya maine mud ke dhkha to unnhe ulatiya ho rahi thi lagata meri powers ki wajgah sai tha

Maine jaa kar unki peth sahalayi aur pass ke jag mai sai paani diya

Mai- Nilam Maa ab thik to ho naa

Nilam Maa- ha mai thik hu par yaha kaise

Mai- kaya aap janti ho ess jagah ko

Nilam Maa - ha ye hamara hi ghar hai ussnae kabaja kar rakha tha

Mai- chaloo ghar to mil gya par paers kaha honge Nilam Maa- beta saayd wo uss locked mai hai

Mai aage bath kar ek ghusse sai locker tod diya Nilam Maa - tu kaafi takatwar hai

Mai - wo to bus saktiyo ki wajah sai jise mai janta bhi nahi ki wo hai kaya maine locker sai paper nikale

Mai- ye loo Nilam Maa tumhara ghar bhi mil gaya Nilam Maa nai mere kaan pakad kar eth diya

Mai- ahhh Nilam Maa kay kar rahi ho

Nilam Maa- ye hamara ghar tumhara kay laga rkha hai mai - soory Nilam Maa aab pap didi ko phone kar ke yahi bula lo

Nilam Maa - phle niche ja kar to dhekhe ki koi unka aadami to nahi hai hai

Mai- aap yahi ruko

Mai gate tod kar nicche aaya wha 3 aadami the

Aadami - abe to ess gahr mai ghussa kaise

Nilam Maa- apne ghar mai kaise bhi ghusu tujhe matab addami - marne aaya hai

Mai haath ma mai talwar li par wo saale to talwar dhekh kar hi baag gaye

Mai - yaar ennhone kaya dhekh liya joh Bhaag gaye ek aadmi wahi kada tha toda budha sa tha

Mai - chal bhaag yaha sai Nilam

Maa- beta ye humare ghar ke rasoyiya hai

Dinu - aare malkin aap yaha kaise aur ye kon hai

Nilam

Maa mere paas aakar mere kandhe par haath rkaha - ye mera beta hai

Dinu - maalkin maaf karna chhote malik par aap ke piche woh bhut kaise aaya

Mai- kaisa bhut

Nilam Maa - jab talwar tere haath mai aayi to tere picche koi khada tha bhaut bada

Mai - chalo chhodo hospital chalna hai baad mai ye sab

Nilam Maa- are ye to bhul hi gayi phir hum hospital aa gaye

 

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UPDATE 29

Hum dono andar aa kar sona ke paas sofe par beth gaye

Todi dher esse bethe rahe Nilam maa didi papers dekh rahi thi mai sona ko

Nilam maa - aase kaya dhekh rha hai

usse

Mai- k...uch nahi khuch bhi to nahi

Nilam maa- jada mat hakala aur meri beti ko ghurna band kar

Mai- sorry woh bus mai asse hi

Nilam maa - abhi ye halat hai jab usse hosh aaya to kaya karega pata nahi aur kehata hai pyaar nahi karta

Mai- ausa khucha nahi hai mai to bus

Nilam maa - beta jo tuh abhi kar rha hai ye sab hum kar ke chhod chuke hai

Mai - mai sarminda hu apni harakat par

Maa mer pass akar - arre mai toh bus majak kar rahi hu tu

Mai - mai samjh sakata hu aapko laga rha hoga ki mai kitna jahil hu ki aap ke saamne sona ko ess halat mai esse dhekh rha

Nilam maa - bus kar pagal abb mai tujhase majak bhi nahi kar sakti

Mai- sacch aap majak kar rahi ho

Nilam maa - ha kar rahi thi par mera majak sach nikala

Nurse - aap log etna tez mat bolo aap hospital mai koi ghar par nahi

Mai/maa - sorry

Mai- sister ye kab tak thik ho sakati hai

Nurse - sayad 2 din mai agar halaat bigadi nahi too.

Mai- thik hai

Maa - chal ab soo jaa thak gaya hoga

Mai maa ke god mai sir rakh kar soo gaya

Maa bhi bethi bethi soo gayi

Sapne mai (in dream)

Mai ek ladaki ki sath soya hua hu aur maine usski kamar pakad rahki hai

Ladki mujhe hi dhekh rahi hai

Ladaki- kitne payaare lagate ho sote hue

Ussnai mere gaalo kar kiss kiya phir. Halke sai hotho par

Ladaki - kaas mai aapko hosh mai kis kar paati par aap ekdum bhodu ho mai aap sai chhoti hokar bhi aap etna khuch samajahti hu par aap to jaise baacche ho ekdum

Abhi bhi mujhe esse pakad rkha ki jaise lover hai mere subah hote hi..

Sapana ekdum sai badal gaya par abhi bhi wo ladaki thi par situation khuch alag si thi Wo kisi takiye ko gale laga ke roo rahi thi par usse likha tha. D..dev ha yahi likha tha

Ladaki- aa jaoo kyu tadpa rhe ho mujhe meri raato ki need haram ho gayi hai mujhe pata hai apni ess pari ko chhod ke kahi nahi jaa sakete maine apni har ek din aur raat bus aap ke hi saath bityai hai bhele ye sab log aapko bhul gaye ho par mai marte dum tak bus aap ki rahungi bus aapki

Mai jhat sai uthh gaya

Maa ki nid bhi tut gayi

Tulsi- kaya hua bhai aur ye kaya etna pasina kyu ho rha hai tujhe

Maa - wahi ladaki jo sapne mai aati thi aaj phir aayi

Tulsi - par tuh aase kyu paresha hai

Mai- pata nahi par woh koi apni lag rahi hai mai usske saath so rha tha sayad phele ka sapna ho joh khuch batana chaa rha hai par jaise hi dusra sapana aaya wo ladki kaafi bimar lag rahi hai aur roo rahi hai

Tulsi - bhai sapnoo ka kaya hai wo to aase bhi aa sakta hai

Mai- par

Tulsi - bus chup kar aur jaa papa aur dada Ji ko phone kar ke bula le subah ho gayi hai unnhe ye papers bhi dene hai

Mai- thik hai abhi karata hu

Phi maine unko call kar ke bula liya

Phone cut kar diya

Tabhi masoom ka phone aaya

Maine phone uthaya

Masoom - hello jaan kaise ho

Mai - Jaan kon

Masoom - are baba kha sai aaye ho tumhe hi to kaha

Mai- sorry woh khuch soch rha tha

Masoom - kabhi hamare baare mai bhi soch liya karo

Mai - mai nahi karene wala

Masoom - kyu

Mai - aare tumhare baare mai socha to meri need joh todi si aati hai wo bhi udd jayegi

Masoom - accha janab ki need bhi kaharab hone lagi

Ussnai phone cut kar diya

Mai- hello hello hello

Arjun - arre kis ke liye etni hello hello ho raha hai

Mai- app etni jaldi kaise aa gaye

Dilawar - arre beta wo hum raste mai the tera phone aaya

Arjun - meri baat ka jawab nahi diya

Mai- wo wo to bus ek friend hai dad aap ko didi nai jaldi bulya tha chaliye woh waiting room hai

Arjun - ha mai bhi to dhekhu aakhir Baat kaya hai

Hum timo room mai aaur waha Nilam ji bhi aa gayi thi

Tulsi - aa gaye aap sab log

Arjun - ha kaya baat hai Nilam aur tulsi

Nilam - bata beti

Tulsi- ye lijiye

Didi nai woh paper dad ko de diye

Arjun - ye tumhe kaha sai mile

Tulsi- aur kaha sai aap hi ke bete nai diye hai

Dad mere aage hath jod kar

Arjun - kis muh sai tumhara shukriya karu tumnai ek hi jahtake mai mera saara business aur mera ghar mere haatho mai de diya

Nilam maa- aare jada mera tera mat karoo sab essi ka hone wala hai aap ka daamad joh hai

Mai- he ba dono maa beti ek hi jaisi hai

Dad - ye sab kab ho gaya bhai phi ye phone pe kisi sai baate kar rha tha

Nilam maa- apki dusari bhau

Mai- maa bus karo chup ho jaoo

Tulsi- tu chup kar aur aap koi pareshani hai kaya

Arjun - arre aisa damad paa kar mai to danye ho jaunga

Mai - maa jara yeha aana

Mai unhe side mai le gaya

Mai-ye sab kaya hai maa

Nilam maa- beta ab mai apni beti ki pyaar ko uss sai nahi chin sakati usse esse pyaar ke liye jaan ka jhokhim uthaya hai

Mai- ye kya kh rahi ho aap

Nilam maa- ha wo bus tujhese apne pyaar ka ezhaar karene ke liye bhar gayi thi tulsi nai mujhe baataya jab tum soo rahe the tab maine use phone kiya tha

Wo mere paro mai gir gayi

Maa - aap log baar ku sharminda kar rahe ho mujhe

Nilam maa - beta mai nahi chaati ki mere beti ko hosh aaye to wo apna pyaar kho de

Mai- chaloo aap etna kah rahi ho thik hai mai batata hu jab sona nai mujhe locket de kar ejharr kiya to mai bhi khush hua aur uska pyaar apna chaata tha par aap nai mujhe ghar sai nikal diya mai behosh hokar gir gya

Aur massom nai mujhe aapni ghar mai rakha par kal subh maire sir par khun swaar ho gya tha maine khonni raasste par jaane ki tahani par masoom nai appni pyaar sai mera rasta mod diya

Maa - beta agar mai tujhe nahi datati to sayad ye sab na hota par meri galti ki saja usse mat de uss bechari ki dil mai phele hi ched hai khi wo tujhase bichad kar mar na jaye

Mai ladkada kar girnai wala tha ki dad nai mujhe pakada

Mai - aap pagal ho kya maine kab kha ki mai usse chodunga mai bhi usse pyaar karata hu

(ye baat sayad unka dil rakhne ko bola )

Nilam maa has kar - saccha aur mujhe gale laga liya

Nilam maa- beta tera dil bhaut bada hai

Mai - par wo masoom

Nilam maa- mai baat kaungi usssai

Mai - par maa abhi wo mujhese naaraj ho gayi hai

Nilam maa- to jaa mana le naa

Mai - thik agar khuch bhi baat ho to bata dena

Maa- thik hai ab ja

Maa jara bhar chalo khuch kaam hai

Arjun - kaya baat hai ab

Mai- bus do minute

Hum bhaar aaye

Mai- maa kaise manunga usse

Nilam maa- hahhaha ye phuchana tha pagal apni maa si ladki patana sikana chalata hai

Nilam maa.............................

Mai- thik aap to kafi experience lag rhi ho

Maa - jaldi jaa ladkiyo ka ghussa time ke sath badata jata hai

Mai- ok thanks maa

Aur mai wha sai nikal gaya

 

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UPDATE 30

Mai (man mai )- ye maa bhi naa pagal ho gayi hai bhala kahi do shaadi hoti hai khair aab jo hoga baad mai dekha jayega

Kisi nai sahi hi kha hai aaj mai jena chaiye wara past aur future dono kaharab ho jayenge

Mai usske baad ek showroom par gaya ek bike li aur aur phir mera man hua ki kuch kapde le liye jaye maine mall mai ja kar liye kapde aur phen liye aur ek dress pack kara li

Phir jewellery shop sai ek neckless aur ek anguthi li aur phir

Mai- yaar maa nai gul dasta dene ko kha tha kyu na kuch naya le jau

Phir waha sai mai sidha masoom ke ghar gya

Bell baja di maine

Ek ladaki nai gate khola aur wahi khadi ho gayi jiase koi bhoot dhekh liya ho

Mai - hello helo kay dhekh rahi ho ladaka nahi dhekha kaya kabhi

Shurbhi- ohh haa kaya baat hai kis sai milana hai

Mai- masoom sai

Shurbhi - didi sai par wo to soo rahi hai

Mai- hello miss aap uss ki chinata na kare

Surbhi - aap kaya kah rha hai mere kuch samjah mai nahi aa rha hai

Mai - phele andar to anne do

Surbhi - mai aap ko janti nahi phir andar kaise aane du

Mai - thik hai gate band kar lo

Surbhi - kyu mai to nahi karungi

Mai- to kahdi raho yahi pata nahi ye kaha sai aayi hai

Mai bhar ja kar khada ho gaya par wo mujhe hi ghur rahi thi

Mai - saare excitement ki maar ke rakh di essnai mai khuch dimag lagaya

Mai - par yaar uss nai esse room mai aane ko mana kiya hai

Mai uss sai nazar bacha kar ghar ke picche aa gaya mai jhat sai khidaki ke pass aa gya

Mai khidki sai andar aaya tabhi woh pagal gate pitane lagi

Shurbhi - didi gate kholo aap ke room mai koi hai

Mai parde ke piche chhup gaya

Masoom nai uth kar gate khola

Surbhi edhar udhar jahakete hue - kaha gaya woh

Masoom - arre kaya kar rahi hai kon aaya hai

Surbhi - ek ladaka aaya tha aap ke baare mai phuch rha tha

Aur jab maine andar nahi aane diya to aap room mai khidki sai andar aa gaya

Masoom - he bhagwan kon aaya hai mujhe to dar lag raha hai kahi koi serial killer to nahi hai

Shurbhi - nahi lag to kaafi thik tha

Masoom - kon hai joh bhi hai bhar aa jao warana maj abhi police ko phone kar dungi

Mai(manmai)-chal beta tere to lag gaye

Mai parde sai bhar aaya

Surbhi - ha didi yahi hai

Masoom - kon ho tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - pagal ho gayi ho kaya mai dd hu

Shurbhi - dd ho ya Doordarshan par yaha kaya kar rahe ho

Massoom - please hume marana mat

Shurbhi - aap daro mat didi mai hu naa

Maine uski baat karte hue kaha - chup karo tum dono aur masoom tum mujhe nahi pehchanti to thik ab mai kabhi nahi aaunga

Etna bolte hi wo bina Surbhi ki parwah kiye mere gale lag gayi

Massoom- aisa kabhi sochana bhi mat mai to toda sa majak kar rahi thi

Surbhi - didi aap ye kaya kar rahi ho

Masoom - wahi jo mujhe karana chaiye

Surbhi - kaya ye wahi jisnai aap ko bachaya tha

Massoom - ha pagal tujhe naam bataya tha tab bhi tuh bhul gayi

Mai- accha kaya mai tum sai akele mai

Surbhi - sorry mai ja rahi hu

Wo chali gayi

Mai - tum to gussa thi na

Maine sayad galat baad bol di

Wo mujhe chhod kar bed Par dusri taraf muh kar ke beth gayi maine hath aage kiya saara saamna wha par aa gaya

Maine neckess liya aur piche sai ja kar usske gale mai pahanna diya par koi reaction hi nahi

Mai ab kaya karu ye to khuch jada hi ghussa hai yeh toh

Mai - ye dress change kar lo khuch surprise hai

Maaoom - mujhe nahi chaiye

Mai- aare baba ab to maaff kar do

Massoom nai mere hath sai dress li - ye mat sochana ki maaf kiya ye bus asse hi kar rahi

hu wo bathroom mai chali gayi

Maine anguthi jeeb mai daali aur uska intazar kar nai laga

Woh aakhir bahar aayi mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya

White tshirt aur red jeans mai ekdum dhasu lag rhai thi

Masoom mujhe hila - kaya hua muh band kar loo

Mai - tum to kamal ki lag rahi hoo

Massoom - par mere yaad aate hi tumhari need udd jati hai ab khoobsurat kaise ho gayi

Mai- mera matlaab tha tumhe yaad karke tumsai bina mile need nahi aati hai bevkoof

Masoom - accha yeh baat thi sahi sai bola karo phir thik ye batoo ye dress kyu di hai

Mai - chaloo phle mere sath

Phir mai usse lekar ye hotel mai le gaya

Masoom - yaha kyu laye ho

Mai - sab samajh jaogi

Phi mai ussai andar ek haal mai le kar gaya

Aur waiter ko essara kar ke light dim kada di

Masoom - yaha etna andera ku hai

Tabhi hum aage badhe aur gulab ke phulo ki barasaat hone lagi

Masoom ke face par simle aa gayi hum dheere dheere chal table ke pass aaye maine hath pakada aur anguthi bahar nikal li

Mai - I LOVE YOU MASOOM WILL U BE MY LIFE

Masoom ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye

Mai - aree tunhe dukhi karne ke liye nahi kiya hai yeh sab

Masoom - yeh toh kushi ke aashu hai

Aur phir

Uss nai dhere sai haa mai sir hilaya main anguthi usse phena di light on kar di gayi waha par bethe log taliya bajane lage maine sir jhuka kar unka dhanyawaad diya phir hum beth gaye

Waiter - sir kaya lau aap dono ke liye

Mai - bhai mam sai pucho aur baby yeh tum ghurana band karoo

Masoom - ha

uss nai order diya

Waiter chala gaya

Massoom- abhi kya bola tumnai

Mai - ghurana band karo

Massoom- nhi phele

Mai - baby kyu tum jaan keh sakti ho mai baby kyu nhi

Massoom- nhi mujhe accha laga tha ess liye dobra sunana cahati thi

Mai - accha meri baby aur kaya accha lagata hai

Masoom nai mere gaalo par kiss karte hue kaha - sab khuch jo tumhe pasand hai

Mai - maa tumsai milana chati hai

Massoom- kyu kaya baat hai

Mai - ab saas bhau ki baate wo jaane

Wo to hawaa mai udnai lagi

Masoom - sach kah rahe ho

Mai - haa par tumhe phele apni padhayi puri karni hai

Masoom - haa mai apni bhen ke sath delhi janne ki soch rahi hu par tumhare bina kaise

Mai - aare meri power hai na jab chaye yaad karana mai aa jaunga

Masoom nai phir mera gaal chum liya par ess baar jaise mujhe khuch ajjeeb sa laga rha tha jaise meri body heat badha di ho ussnai

Tabhi

Waiter - sir aapka order

Mai - thanks

Phir humne kaahya aur

Par mera dimag jaise out of control ho raha tha mai usse lekar ek room mai aaya

Masoom - yaha ku laye ho

Maine usse bina khuch kahe god mai utha liya aur kiss karne laga wo to mere acchank kiss sai toda habada gayi par baad mai wo bhi saath dene lagi

Mai ussai kiss karta hua bed par le gaya

Aur kiss karta rha Ye sayaad meri sabse lambi kiss thi mai to chhodane ko tayar hi nahi tha

Masoom ki ssase ukhadnai lagi mujhe dhakha de diya mai bhi saase control karane laga

Par wo mere upaar aakar phir sai kiss karani lagi

Mai bhi chusnai laga

Maine usse palat liya aur usske gale ko chumane laga

Masoom - ahhhahaa ye kaya kar rahe ho ohhhh shhhhiiiiiiiiiii.......

Maine ek hath usske boobs par rakh kar ke daba diye

Masoom - aahh ye kaya ho raha shhhi...

Mai apni jeeb usske kaano mai daal di aur ghumanne laga

Ussnai jor sai mujhe kas liya aur halke halke mere peth mai nakhun ghusane lagi

Mai - ohhhh baby kaya kar rahi ho chub rha hai

Ussnai hath hata diya main dheere dheere uski nabhi ke pass aa gaya aur uske nabhi ko chumane laga

Masoom - ufffff.....dheer...eee

Mai - kaya hua baby

Massoom- mujhe kuch ho raha hai

Mai - kaya

Massoom- body mai garmi aur jab tumhare hoth mere body ko chutte hai toh tanda saa lagata hai

Mera haath dress ke andar sai usski chuchiyoo par tha to laga jaise koi gila cotton mere hatho mai hai maine apni jeebh usske pet par ghumane laga

Massoom - ohhhh.....hhh...oyyee....e...maaa....aa.....aaaaa

Mai - Kya hua kyun chillai

Massoom- ab mujhese control nhi hoga please khuch to karoo

Mai- haste hue kaya karu mai

Massoom - please ye baate baad mai kar lenna please

Mai khuch bolene hi wala tha ki ussnai muhe dhakka de kar

Apne ek chuchi meri muh mai daal di mere to hosh udd gaye ye esse kaya ho gaya hai mai to bus toda sa excited ho gaya tha par ye to overexcited ho gayi

maine muh sai bhar nikal kar - masoom tum thik to ho na

Masoom- ab badhaka kar phuch rahe ho ki thik hu ya nahi ussnai phir apni ek chuchi meri muhh mai thus di

Maine bhi usse maje sai chusane laga

Masoom- ha aase hi ha khaaa jao ummmm....mmmmmmm.

Maine apna hath usski kamar par rakh di aur apna haath nicche le jane laga

Masoom - dheere sai chussoo na dard ho raha hai

Maine usske back par haath rakh kar usse masal diya

Masoom - ahhh...h.h.h hhhh. hh.....maaa.a..a.a

Please dheere karo dard ho rha hai

Mai - abhi dard kaha diya hai

Masoom - to do naa

Mai aage bahadne hi wala tha ki mera phone baja

hat teri maa ki chut ess phone ki

Mai uthane jaa rha tha ki masoom nai phone le cut kar diya

Masoom- abhi koi nahi aayega bich mai

Mai usse peth ke baal lita diya

Par sala ye phone phir baj gaya

Maine dekha wo tulsi didi ka phone hai

Maine Call uthaya

Mai - ha didi bolo kaya baat hai kyu phone kiya hai kuch kaam tha

Tulsi- arre ek sath sab khuch phuchega kaya tuh busy hai kaya

Mai- ha toda busy hu

Tulsi - kaya kar rha hai

Mai - wooo bus dwa lene ja rha hu sona ke doctor nai emergency mai maganwayi hai

Tulsi - ek kaam hai koi paresahani to nahi hai

Masoom baate sun rahi thi

Masoom dheere sai - mana kar do

Mai usski taraf dhekete hu - ha bolo koi problem nahi hai

Tulsi - ha to ye le arav ji khuch baat karana chate hai

Mai- woh wha kaya kar rha hai

Arav - kyu bhai koi problem hai kaya yaha aane mai

Mai has kar - nahi bhai

Arav khuch bolene laga par masoom nai phone haath le kar takiye ke nicche rakh diya

Mai- arre arre ye kaya kar rahi ho koi important baat hai

Masoom meri bikul pass aakar meri akho mai dhekh kar - mujhese jada hai woh kaam

Mai- aisa nhi bus mai kabhi kisi ko naa nahi bolata bus yahi kaharab aadat hai mere andar

Massom- ab ess halat mai chhod kar jaoge mujhe

Arav udhar phone par hello hello kar rha tha

Mai - tumhe kaya lagata hai mai koi namard ho jo baar baar picche hat jata huu

Masoom- nahi aisa nahi buss mera control kho gaya tha

Ussnai apna shir nicche kar liya

Mai - dhekho mai samajata hu par accha bhi hua

Massoom- ess mai accha kaya hua

Mai - hum had sai jada badh gaye the jo abhi to thik nahi hai naa

Masoom - ha tum sahi kahte ho chalo lo ye phone lo aur baat karo

Mai - hello

Tulsi - are kaha chala gaya tha mai to gaahabara gayi thi

Mai - khuch nahi wo aawaj hi nahi aa rahi thi aap ussko phone do

Arav - ha bol bhai

Mai - abe baat tujhe baatani hai mai kaya bolu

Arav - accha mere saath kaam karne ka plan ke baare mai kaya socha hai

Mai( man mai )- bosidke chutiye gaandu ess liye phone kiya saare maje ki gaand maar di ess chutiye sai baat ki liye

Arav - bol bhai

Mai- mai to tyaar hu chalo baad mai baat kare

Arav - aare ruk mai koi pagal hu kaya etni chhoti si baat ke liye phone karunga

Mai - accha to puri baat bata na

Arav - yaar wo mai yaha par aane ke baad bataunga kaafi secret hai phone par sahi nahi hoga 30 minute mai ghar par milo

Mai - thik hai maine phone kaat diya

Mai masoom sai - sorry baby maine tumhara mood karab kar diya

Masoom nai mere hotho par ek halaka sai kiss karte hue god mai beth gayi - koi baat nahi jaan ab wife ko apne husband ki baat to manani padati hai

Mai- ha chalo tum samjhi to sahi ek minute husband kaya

Masoom- arre abhi nicche tumani ring pehana kar magani to kar hi li

Mai- ohh shit

Massoom - shit kaya jaise tumhe to khuch pata nahi hai

Mai- maa nai kaha tha ki ese propose karoge to wo khush ho jayegi par aur tum to khuch aur hi samjhi

Masoom nai khuch soch kar jhatt sai apne ek dusri anghuti mere hath mai pahaena di

Mai- ye kayaa hai

Masoom - ab puri ho gayi magani

Mai- ye cheating hai aise hoga toh mai nahi khelunga

Masoom - kaya bak rahe ho aur payaar aur jang mai sab chalata hai

Mai - ye baat phele nahi bata sakati thi kaya

Masoom - kyu kaya ho jata phle baata deti to

Mai- toh tum abhi bhi mere niche hi hoti

Masoom - aisi baate mat karoo mujhe sahram aa rhai hai

Mai - abhi jo kiya tha tumnai wo sab kya tha mere muh mai thuse hi jaa rahi thi

Lagata hai jaise usse khuch yaad nhi

Wo uth kar bathroom mai bhaag gayi

Mai gate ke pass ja kar - are gate kholo kaya hua tumhe

Masoom - nahi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai

Mai - he bagawan ladkiyo ko kis machine sai banaya haj jo pal pal mai badalti rehti hai

Masoom - jis machine sai tumhai banaya hai

Mai - accha thik abh bhar aao ghar janna hai hai

Masoom - phle meri tshirt laa kar do

Main bed sai usski t-shirt uthayi aur

Mai - gate kholo tabhi to dunga

Masoom nai gate khola mai jhat sai andar aa gaya

Masoom - bahar jaoo

Mai - wow mai masti mai dekhma hi bhul gaya tha enne

Massom nai meri nazaro ka piccha kiya to paya mai usske boobs ko ghur rha hu

Masoom nai tshirt chin li aur phen li jhaat sai

Mai - yaar tum to ekdum dhud ki tarah saaf ho aaj sai phle maine kabhi gaur kyu nahi kiya

Masoom - mujhe kaya pata

Phone phir baja

Mai- ye sala meri mood ki baar baar band baja rha hai

Masoom - he he he chaloo koi jaruri baat hogi

Mai chaloo mai usse pakada aur teleport ho kar ghar ke bhar aa gaya

Masoom - bata to dete mera shir ghum rha hai

Mai - sorry chloo andar

Ham andar gaye wha dono baate kar rhe the

Mai -kaya ho raha hai didi

Arav - bahi ek bhaut jaruri kaam aaya hai

Mai- challo faltu ke liye to nhi bulaya hai

Arav - ha kaam bahut jada khartanaak hai

Masoom - koi bhi kaam enn sai jada khatarnak nahi ho sakata

Arav - kaya matalb

Mai- aare ladkiyoo to unka lover hamesha hi strong lagata hai

Tulsi /arav - what

Masoom has padi meri jadbazzi par

Mai hadnada kar- aare ladkiyoo to unka favor karne wala hamesha hi strong lagata hai

Tulsi - humre kaan kaharab Nahi hai tune khuch aur bola tha

Mai- abe arav bhai wo kaam bata

Tulsi - app mere sath chaloo enn dono ko baat karne do

Masoom unke sath chali gayi

Arav - bahi ek ladki ka kidnapping ka case hai

Mai- to phir ye cid ya police ka kaam hai hamara kaya kaam waha

Arav - bahi wo baat ye hai naa ki ye high profile case hai aur secret bhi

Mai - kon hai woh high profile ensaan

Arav - raw ke head hai

Mai - raw ye kaya hai

Arav - tujhe raw nahi pata

Mai - nahi to kaya hai wo

Arav - yaar wo india ki sabsai baadi khufiya agency hai

Mai- abe To unn he teri madad kyu Caahiye

Arav - mai etna bada jasus toh hu nahi ki mujhe ye kaam mile

Mai - tunne abhi kaha ek kaam hai

Arav - ha woh pata nahi kyu kisi private agency ko hire karana chate hai ye baat mujhe mere ek dost nai baatyi hai jo delhi mai rehata hai

Mai - accha to hum unnsai kaam magenge

Arav - ha aisa khuch

Mai gusse sai - bhai to gandu ha kaya abe etni badi agency hum jaise ko etna bada kaam karne ko dena to alag laat mar ke bhaaga denge

Arav - haa pata hai essi liye hum personally handle karenge

Mai - tuh pagal ho gaya hai bhai tere dad ko pata chala to

Arav - yaar yaha ek ladki ki jaan jokhim mai hai aur tuh

Mai - chal jab tuh karana hi cahata hai to yahi thik par humme ek baar unn sai baat karni hogi aur mai ladaki sai dur rahuga jisko bachao mere oiche pad jaati hai

Arav- thik hai mai delhi ki ticket karta hu raat ki

Mai - nahi usski koi jarurat nahi hai

Arav - kyu bhai aisa kyu

 

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UPDATE 31

Mai- yarr dekh abb tuh mere bhai jaisa hai to mai tujhe bata deta hu ki mere paas khuch super natural powers hai jis sai mai kahi bhi teleport jo sakata hu

Arav jhatt sai khada ho gaya - what tuh ek superhero hai

Mai- abe nahi bus todi bhaut hi powers hai aur jada khuch nahi

Arav excited hokar - phir to maja aa gaya ekdum faad yaara ekdum mai ek superhero ke saath so amazing

Mai - yaar ye baat kisi ko pata nahi honi chaaiye

Arav- kon si baat mai khuch nhi janata

Mai- chal samajh gaya naa

Arav- tuh chinata na kar bhai

Masoom aur tulsi bhar aaye

Didi nai mere kaan pakad kar eth diya

Mai - aaaaahhhh didi kya karti ho dard ho rha hai

Tulsi - accha tu bhabhi laane ki tayari mai hai aur mujhe uloo banna raha hai

Mai masoom ko dhekhete hue - tujhe to mai baad mai bataunga Baby

Tulsi - khabar daar jo meri bahbi ko khuch kaha toh

Mai - ok ab kaan chhodo mujhe janna hai

Masoom - kaha ja rahe ho

Mai - delhi kyu tumhe bhi jana hai

Masoom - ha mai bhi wahi addmission le rahi hu naa

Mai - chaloo phir

Masoom - par surbhi kao kaya bataungi woh meri mami ki ladki hai joh wha rehti hai

Mai - koi baat nahi hai tumhe nikale hue bhi kaffi time ho gaya hai keh denna ki subah hi nikal gayi thi

Masooom - ha ye thik hai

Tulsi - mai kaya yaha jhak maraungi

Mai - nahi aap hospital mai maa dad ka dyann rakhoo aur sona ki koi bhi baat ho bata dena

Tyulsi - ha yeh to mai bhul gayi

Mai- ek aur baat ab yaha mat aana aaj ghar chali janna

Tulsi - kaha janna hai

Mai- apne ghar woh ab hume waapas mil gaya woh paper joh dilwaye the woh ussi chiz ke toh the naa

Tulsi - sach mai

Unhone nai mere mathe par kiss kar di

Tulsi - tuh kitna accha hai

Masoom - bhut gande bhi hai

Tulsi - nahi ye mera pyaara saa bhai hai

Mai - didi aapki yaad aayegi saayad jada time lage

Tulsi - chal jada senti mat ho jaa kar humara naam ucha kar

Mai - yes boss

Tulsi - good boy

Phir maine didi ko hospital chhoda

Mai - maa ko sab bata dena

Tulsi- ha thik hai ab jao tum

Mai wapas aaya

Arav - abe esski maa ka kya jazab ka jadu hai yeh

Mai- oye aram sai teri bhabhi khadi hai khuch to sharam kar

Arav- sorry bhabhi ji

Masoom - arre bhaiyaa aap bade ho phele ki tarah hi masoom kaha karo

Mai - ab chale naa phir sai family darama naa chalu karo bhaiya bhabhi

Masoom mujhe ghurne lagi

Mai daant dikh ke - he he kuch nahi chalo chalo

Dono - Ok

Mai - kya ok phle waha ki koi jagah dikha mai asse kahi chala jata to abhi uss ladaki ko le atta

Phir ussnai apne dost ke ghar ki photo phone mai dhikayi aine dono kaa hath pakada aur gayab ho gaya hum ek ghar ke samane the

Arav - yaar thanku soo much mera dream pura karene ke liye tuh to god level powers wala hai

Mai- oye bus yeh sab unki hi den hai warna mai kuch nahi aur maska lagana chhod aage bata kaya karana hai

Arav - andar janna hai

Mai - chaloo

Masoom - ek baat kahu

Mai - ab kaya hai

Masooom - janne do

Mai- arre baby woh bus muh sai nikal gaya ab batoo

Masoom - sabko aap mujhe apni wife batana

Arav - essmai koi shak todi hai ab chalo

Phir hum gate ki taraf gaye

Guard - kis sai milana hai

Arav aage aate hue - ghar kiska hai

Guard - arre arav babu aap

Arav - ab to andar jaau

Guard - ha ha kyu nahi

Phir andar gaye aur bell bajayi ek ladaki nai gate khola

Alok kumar - arav ka dost

Pratibha - alok ki wife

Agani - enn ki ladaki

Agani - mom Chachu aa gaye

Arav usse god mai utha kar- are meri gudiya kaisi hai

Agani - aap bhaut gande hai aap etne din baad kyu aaye

Arav - ab to mai yahi rahunga kaafi din

Agni khushi sai - sach chachu

Paratibha - aare devar ji aap

Arav - ha apni gudiya sai milane aaya hu

Paratibha - aare bhar kyu khadde ho aap log andar aaaye

Hum andar aa kar soffe par bethe

Pratibha - aaj yaha ka rasta kaise bhul gaye

Arav - esse koi baat nahi hai buss milene aa gaya aur woh kaha hai

Pratibha - woh abhi kisi kaam sai bhar gaye hai aap log fresh ho jao mai kahana lagati hu

Arav - thik hai bhabhi ji

Enn sai milo ye hai dd aur enki wife masoom

Agni - apka DD national channel hai kaya

Sab tezz sai hasnai lage

Mai- nahi ye mera naam hai

Agani - accha mai kya kahu

Masoom - ye tumhare mama hai

Hum sab nai masoom ki traf dekha

Agani bhaag ke mere pass ayyi - mere mama yup dhekho mom aap kehati thi mere koi mama nhi hai lo mil gaye mama

Pratibha apni beti ko khush dekh kar smile karate hue- ha beta ab to tere maje aa agye aab jaa apne mama mami koh room dekha

Agani masoom ka haath pakad kar - chloo mami

Masoom - ha meri angle chaloo

Phir wo hume ek room mai le gaayi

Agani - lo mama apka room

Mai - accha hai gudiaya masoom tum jao fresh ho jao

Agani - aap nahi jaoge

Mai - phele unhe to jaane do

Wo chali gayi

Agani -mama apka pura naam batoo na

Mai khuch socha

Mai- d devil tumhe bataya hai bus kisi ko batana mat

Agani - bhaut accha hai dd mama

Mai - ha dd bus dd

Agani - aap mujhe ghumane le kar jaoge dad kahi nahi le jate

Mai - haa kyu nahi kal chalenge

Agani - yeh mai mom ko bata kar aati hu

Wo chali gayi

Masoom bhar aayi

Aur mere pass aakar beth gayi

Mai usse apni taraf chicha

Masoom - gate khula hua hai

Mai- are khuch kar thodhi raha hu

Masoom - tumhara koi bhorasa nahi

Maine jhaat sai uske hoth chumnai lagaa

Tabhi ek taali ki awaaj aayi

Agani - ye mama nai mami ko kiss kiya

Mai jhat sai hata - aare gudiya tuj kab aayi mai bus eske muh par khuch laga tha woh saaf kar rha tha

Agani - jhutt bol rahe ho

Mai - nahi acha tuh yaha kaya kar rahi hai mom ke pass gayi nahi

 

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