Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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UPDATE 60



Mai - aa gayi tum

Masoom - asse mat dekho

Mai - mai janta hu ki dd yani mai tumsai kitna pyaar karata huu be continue

Masoom ghutano par beth gayi

Masoom - kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum tum janete ho naa wo dono tumhara itnazaar kar rahi hai

Saloni - kon dono

Masoom - tumhari do aur bhabhiya hai janu aur sona

Mai- chup ho jaao naa

Pari - yeh kaya kiya bhai aapnai

Maa- kaya unnsai bhi shaadi ki hai essnai

Masoom- abhi nahi ki hai

Maa- too phir aab aage khuch nahi hoga

Mai uth kar bhar nikal gaya aur dhere dhere ek park ki taraf jaa raha tha

Sammne sai ek truck aa raha tha

Akash mujihe khich ke - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai chup chaap muh neeche kar ke khadha rha

Akash mujhe pakad kar park mai le gaya aur ek jagah beth gaya

Akash - bhai kya baat hai

Mai- tumne mujhesai riccha ke baare mai kyu chupya tha

Akash - sorry bhai par mai kaya karata sab ke saamne bhi to bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- woh mere ghar par hai samjha

Akash - kaya baat kar rha hai

Maine saari bbate short usse baatyi

Meri bhen ke saath yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere saath yeh sab

Mai - yaar ab mai fas chuka hu pehle masoom phir sona /janu aur ab riccha

Akash - saale tune apna kaam nhi chhoda naa ladkiyoo ko taang karanai kaa ab bhugat le

Mai - yaar kaha aapne aap hi aa gayi sab

Akash - ha pata hai saale tuh sayaar joh tehara

Mai hasnai laga

Akash - abb aaya mera sher abe ek idea duu

Mai - saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha

Akash - sunn to sahi bhai

Mai - bol bhai

Akash - aisa kar sai unn dono sai shaadhi kar ke kisi dusare ghar mai rakh dena

Mai - kha ghatiya aadami hai saale aur fasa rha hai

Akash - yahi jabardast idea hai

Mai - sochunga chal yaar kuch ho jaaye aaj

Akash - chal phir

Hum dono ek dukan par ruke

Mai- jaa lekar aa bhai

Phir jakar lekar aaya

Akash - bhai tere esse taste ka jawab nahi

Mai- haa kaayi saari cold drink mila kar pinne ka maja hi khuch aur tuh jara thumsup jada dalana strong hoga

Akash - abe yeh kaya kichadi bana raha hai aise kon pita hai

usnai taste kiya toh usse pata chala kyu

Phir hum done nai kuch jam kar chicken kahaya aur mixed colddrink pii

Mai- yaar tuh jara sam aur rajiv ko phone kar ke bula le

Akash nai unnhe bulaya thodi dher mai woh dono aaye

Sam - aacha toh tuh aaya hai meri bhen ka dil dukaha kar tujhe chain nahi mila haa joh mujhe bhi bula liya

Akash - bhai tuh galat samajh rha hai

Sam - phele mujhe laga yeh meri bhen ko pasand nahi karata par baad mai pata chala ki yeh dono phele sai payaar karate hai par tunne uska dil aakhir tod hi diya

Mai - yaar mere bas mai kuch nahi

Sam- pata hai jab tuh kehata tha ki mai to bhai khub saari shadiya karunga toh hume lagata tuh komal ko chidane ke liye kehata tha par hume kaya pata tha tujhe ladkiyon kaa chaska laga hai aacha hua meri bhen bach gayi tujh jaise hawasi sai accha hai ki woh marr jaye

Maine ek karara tappad usse mar diya

Mai- agr komal ke liye ek bhi aur sab nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunaga bosadike nicche beth saanti sai aur baat sun

Akash nai mujhe pakada - rajiv tuh esse lekar jaa yaha sai

Sam jaate hue - yaad rakhana mai aaj dosti ki vajah sai chhoda hai par mai apni behen sai kiye hue ka badala lekar rahunga aur tujhesai aacha ladaka dhudhuga usske liye

Mai- mai usse ussi madaap mai maar dunga

jaa dudh saale tuh janata nahi mai abb dev nahi keval

Akash - aabe rajiv le jana esse yaha sai

Mai- samjhata kaya hai aapne aap ko agar mai sab ko khush rakahene ke liye payaar baat sakata hue to apne payaar keliye kissi ko maar bhi sakata hu

Akash - abe bus kar etna log daru pi kar nahi bolate jinata tuh cold drink pi kar bol rha hai

Mai - abhi janta nahi sala joker the killer naam hai mera aache accho ka mut nikal jata hai naam sun kar

Wha bethe log ghurae lage

Akash nai kuch socha - aap log khaanna kaaye eese chad gayi hai log toh naa jaane nashe mai kaya kaya bolate hai

Mai- kaya.....ussnai mera muh band kar diya

Aur betha diya

Mai -yaar tuh jara daaru lekar aaa

Akash - tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha sai lagi

Mai - bhai laat ka kaya hai jarurat padne par lag jaati tuh yahi beth mai lekar aata hu

Mai jakar desi lekar aaya aur do bear

Akash - etni saari woh bhi desi marna hai kya

Mai- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi

Akash - kyu tuh koi azzoba hai kaya

Mai- chal bakawas band kar aur pii jaa bear daru chuna bhi mat

Maine bottle kholi aur dana dan pita gaya

Mai- waah bhai aaj maja aa gaya

Akash - saale abhi hum humara voter id bhi nahi baanna aur tunne nasha karwa diya

Mai- shiiiiiiii abe jija saale mai chalata hai aur mai tere bhaut saal bada hu samajha chup raha kar mere aage

Akash - accha jija ji ab kaya pur raat yehi rahoge

Mai- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par inatzaar kar rahi hai kaya

Akash- yaar tujhe chhad gayi hai

Mai- ha wahi toh kah raha hu saari ghar ki aurte chhad gayi hai marene ke liye mujhe

Akash - chal mai tujhe ghar chhod deta hu

Mai- tuh mera sacha bhai hai chal na cigrete pite hai

Ek tappaad

Akash - abe chup chaap chal warana abhi aunty ko phone karta hu

Mai- yaar aaj pheli baar man kar raha hai log kehate hai aram milata hai

Akash ka phone baja

Akash -ha hello did kaya hua

Riccha - akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hai sab pareshan hai yaha

Mujhe uski aawaj suna di maine phone chin

Akash - laa phone de

Mai- haa tum logo ko chain sai pinne mat do

jija ki biwi

Riccha - kaya tum drink kar rahe ho

Mai- kyu phone sai smell aa rahi hai le shung le yaha bhi sab kuch

Riccha - bhala ess umar mai bhi koi yeh sab karata hai

Mai- accha do do biwiya baana sakata hu tab nahi socha umar ka ab kaya aur tum sab ke liye bhaut umar hai meri

Wo chhup ho gayi

Akash nai phone liya - didi tum chinata mat karoo mai lekar aata hu ghar par

Riccha - haa jaldo laa 6 ghante sai jaya sab ka yaha bura haal hai

Tabhi mera phone baja

Sona - hello dev dev

Mai- haa yahi hu bolo

Sona - di nahi kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho

Mai- nahii mai hi hindi desi daaru pi raha

Sona - yeh thik nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat thik nahi hai naa

Mai- haa kam sai kam tumnai to mere baare mai soccha

Sona- ghar chale jaaoo mai kal pahuchti huu waha

Mai - please aa jao na bahut akela pad gaya hu mai yaha sab mere khilaf jaa rahe hai

Sona- kaya hua tum enta dhuki kyu ho

Mai roote hue - koi yaha mujhr samjhene ko tayyar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko mujhesai dhur karata cahate hai

Sona- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai mai sab kuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum naa mile to

Mai - kaash mai aisa kar pata par yah sab apne hi hai kis sai ladunga mai aaj to mere dost nahi mujhe hawasi keh diya

In conference

Janu - jaan tum aase nahi ho woh kaya jaane tum kaya hoo tum chate to naa jane kaya kaya kar sakete par tumnai humare payaar ko ek naam diya humme akela nahi chhoda hume bachane ke liye apni jaan jhokim mai daali aase insaan ki to puja karani caahiye

Mai- bus karoo tum puja nahi mujhe to bus apna payar caahiye

Phone cut gaya

Mai- yeh bhenchod phone bhi dhokha de gaya kon si chutiya company kaa br

Akash - koi bhi ho laa de aur chal ghar chal

Mai - yaar aaj yahi rukate hai naa mere liye

Akash utha aur mujhe bhi khich kar utha diya

Mai- abhi to jija keh raha tha aur aase utha raha hai

Akash - uss sai phele tuh mera dost hai samajaha

Phir uss nai ek taxi mai betha kar mujhe ghar laya

Andar jaate hi maa masoom aur sab mere pass aaye

Mai ladkadane laga - naa koi chhuega nahi mujhe

Maa- tunne sharab pi haa bol

Mai- jab dhik raha ha toj phuch kyu rahe ho

Saloni - abb yahi din dekhana tha etne din tere liye tadape essi liye ki tuh yeh sab kare aur maa sai esse baat kare

Eess baat ko sun karera dimag hil gaya sach hi toh tha na mai maa sei sahi sei mila naa hi apni bheno sai

Shikha - aap log usse chhodo woh bus todha disturb aap log aur pereshan mat karo aate hi sab uss sai ladoge toh bechara kaya karwga

Mai- pari kha hai

Woh apne room ke gate sai mujhe dekh rahi thi

Saloni - apne room mai hai

Maine usske room ki taraf dekha to wo andar chali gayi



Mai kaise bhul gaya apni uss bhen ko joh mere liye din raat roti rahi bus etna saa milana kaafi thodi hotaa hai etnai time baad

 

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UPDATE 61

Mai usske room ki taraf baadh gaya

Mai andar gaya woh pet le bal lati side mai neha leti thi

Mai ussk pass gaya aur beth gaya

Mai- naraj ho mujhe sai

Pari - mai hoti kon hu aapki

Mai- meri chocalati girl

Pari - nahi aap jaoo yaha sai

Mai- taaki phir meri photo le kar ronne lagoo

Usnai terchii nazroo sai harani sai dekha

Mai - kyu kaya hua yaad nahi aa rha kaya

Pari - aap ko kaise pata ess baare mai

Mai- mai sab janata hu

Pari - kaya

Mai - yahi ki kitnana royi hai tuh mere liye

Pari (man mai ) - kass aap aur kuch jaan paate

Mai usske pass late gaya aur uska shir apne haath par rakh liya usnai mujhe pakad liya

Mai- kya hua etna kas ke kyu pakada hai

Pari -aap phir chale jaoge ab mai aapko nahi chhodungi

Mai- arre pagal mai tera bhai hu mai kaha jane wala hu aur aaj ke baad tuh ronna mat samajhi

Pari - Woh toh....

Mai usske aashu pocche - maine manna kiya hai rone ko nahi kaha hai

Pari- yeh khushi ke aashu hai

Mai- koi sai bhi ho mai nahi janata toh ab sai roona mat

Pari - ok thik hai bhai ek baat kahu

Mai- haa bolna

Pari - aap ke muhh sai smell aa rahi hai

Mai- acha tere pass mouth freshner hai naa

Pari nai mujhe chhoda aur drawer sai mouthfreshner diya

Mai bathroom mai gaya aur kaafi dher tak saaf kiya

Aur bhar aaya to waha puri mahila mandli matlab girl mandali chhodo yaar sabhi the waha

Saloni - kaya hua smell nahi jaa rahi hai

Mai - woh......mai to bus acha mai akash sai mil kar aata hu

Riccha - woh ghar chala gaya

Mai- ohh ha sanjana aur khasish sai mil kar aata hu

Choti chachi (rekha)- woh dono london mai hai

Mai - aare ha mai hi chhod kar aaya tha toh mai chacha sai mil kar aata hu

Maa - natak band kar chup chaap beth jaa etni raat ho gayi hai woh log soo gaye hai

Mai- aap log kyu jaag rahe hoo jaao sote kaahe nahi ullu ki bimari lagi hai kaya

Shikha - tum humari chinta mat karo aur yaha betho

Mai- yaar shikha tum to samjho

Sab aase dekhnai lage jaise maine kaya bol diya

Neha - yaar shikha

Mai- woh chhoti muh sai nikal gaya

Maa- ab baado ki tamiz bhi bhul gaya kyu bhau yahi shikaya hai wha

Masoom nai shir niche kar liya

Shikha - woh hum saath kaam kar rahe hai naa essi liye yeh hamara boss hai naa

Sab - kaya boss

Badi Chachi (naina)khadhi hui aur shikha didi ko taapad marne wali thi maine rok liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi hai aap

B chachi- hat jaa mere saamne sai jab esse pata tha tere baare mai tab es snai chhupaya kyu

Mai- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi

B chachi nai mera face apne dono hatho mai le liya - beta aisa bhi koi karata hai pata hai teri maa teri bhene tere chacha tere papa kitana rooye hai tere liye

Mai- chachi aap rooye mat aab mai aa gaya hu naa ab kabhi nahi jaunga naa aap logo ko jane dunga

Saloni - tuh soch kar to dhikha phir batati ho tujhe

Mai - accha baba nahi sochunga ab aap log jao aur so jao

Maa- kyu humara yaha rahenna yaha thik nahi hai

Mai- maine aisa kab kaha

Mai bed par jakar maa ke god mai shir rakh kar soo gaya

C chachi nai mera shir pakad kar apni god mai rakh liya - aaj mai sulaungi tujhe

Mai - kaash mai pehle aa gaya hota

Neha khud kar mere sai sat kar c chachi le god mai shir rakh liya- mai bhi mai bhi

Pari - eeeye uth mai letungi

Neha - to let jaa na

Pari - maa dekhona

Maa - aaja meri god mai soo jaa

Pari - nahi mujhe c chachi ke hi god mai sona hai

B chachi - aare choti teri god ke value to didi sai jada ho gayi hai

C chachi nai mera gaal notcha - yeh sab eska kamal hai

Tabhi kirti aur ritu ronne lage

Maa- tum dono ko kaya hua

Ritu - bhai sabse baate ki aur payaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi

Mai jahtt sai utha aur dono ko kahndhe par utha kar bahar bhaga

Saloni - yeh kaha jaa rha hai

Kirti - bhai kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - bate karunga tumsai akele mai

Ritu - aap to kitchen mai lekar jaa rahe hoo

Maine kitchen mai jaakar unnhe utara

Mai- bhul gayi mujhe tere haath ki coffee

Ritu hasnai lagi- sach aap coffee piyoge

Mai wahi upper per lataka kar beth gaya

Mai- aarre kirti tera woh dost kaisa hai

Kirti - kon bhai

Mai- aare tera bf chhota bheem

Kirti - bhai.........

Mai - kitana pasand hai chal bata

Kirti mujhe marane lagi

Mai- aahahhahha mar diya aankh mai (natak )

Kirti meri aakhoo mai phuk marane lagi

Mai - ahhhh kaya aram mil raha hai

Ritu - arre pagal woh natak kar rahe hai

Mai- batana jaruri tha

Kirti - acha abhi batati hu

Uss nai paas ke ek drum haath dala aur meri taraf khuch fekka

Mai - ffuuuuuhhhhh..yeh kaya kiya

Tabhi bhar sai hasnai ki aawaje aane lagi

 

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UPDATE 62

Kirti - ab aaya naa maja

Mai- yeh aata kyu daala

Ritu - bhai aap aur daal lo polarbear lagoge

Mai- coffee bani ki nahi abhi tak

Ritu -2minute

Bahar

Maa - aaj kitane dino baad humare ghar mai khushiya aayi hai par yeh dev ki jid aur shaadiya

B chachi - didi maine aapsai kaha hai naa uss sai ess baare mai abhi to koi baat mat karana badi mushkil sai uska dyaan hata hai

Masoom- haa mummi ji agar ek baat bhi ki to woh phir sai bhar chale jeyga

Maa ghabhara kar - nahi nahi koi kuch nahi khega uss sai

Andar kitchen mai

Mai - laa de naa cup

Ritu- phele meri tip

Maine jeb sai purse nikal aur usse de diya

Kirti - aur mera

Mai- tera kyu

Kirti -makeup ke liye

Ritu - bhai kitna lu

Mai- pura aapas mai baat loo

Neha andar aa gayi

Neha - oyye mera bhi hissa hai

Mai - teno baat lo

Ritu - bhaut jada hai yeh

Mai- le lo sab kal chalenge shoping karane

Tenno - yeh ab aayega maja

Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya - bhaiya you are best

Wo dono kaha picche rahene wali thi dono nai ek ek chipaka diya

Mai coffee pine laga ata makeup ke saath aur woh sab photo leti hui hasane lagi

Maa - tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi

Ritu - badi mummi aap pine do naa bade dino baad to mile hai aur todha badal bhi gaye hai

Mai- accha mai badal gaya hu

Ritu -aur nahi to kaya abhi 12 bhi pass nahi ki aur do doh shaadiya kar li

Sab ke chere ki khushi uttar gayi

Mujhe yeh accha nahi laga

Mai- aare tujhe kaha pata ek saal kitana ghumaya hai essnai mujhe apne picche masoom ki taraf aakh maar di

Kirti - accha to aap romiyo baan gaye the

Mai - ha yeh to gaash hi nahi daalati thi mujhe

Masoom - aacha mai nahi dalati ya tum

Ritu hassnai lagi - bhaiya ki chori pakadi gayi

Mai- kya matlab

Pari bol padi - aare etna handsome ladaka ladki ke picche nahi ladki hi usske picche padegi

Ritu- correct

Sab hasan lage

Maa- challo ab soo jao warana kal shooping nahi jane dungi

Ritu /kiriti - jaate hai blackmail mat karo

Mai - apni dono bhabhiyo ko bhi leti jaa

Maa - kyu woh to tere saath

Mai- na mai pari aur neha ke saath sounga aaj

Saloni- mai bhi

Mai- ha ha chaloo mana kiss nai kiya hai

Sab dheere dheere apne room mai jaane lage

Mai bhi chalane laga

Pari - humme bhi lekar chalo

Mai- pairo sai challoo

Neha - nahi jaise unn dono ko nicche laaye the vass lekar chalo hume vase hi

Mujhe haasi aa gayi

Pari - hasso mat karoo

Maine unn dono ko ek ek khandhe par daal liya aur room mai akar bed par utara

Mai- neha tuh bahut bhaari ho gayi hai mooti

Neha - aap moti mat kahoo warana mai

Mai- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karana subah sai pak gaya hu sun sun kar

Mai yeh bol kar let gaya

Dono meri side mai late gayi

Saloni- pari tuh roz ssoti hai aaj mai soo jau

Pari- mai nahi hatane wali

Saloni- maan ja naa meri gudiya

Pari - no means no

Mai- aap side mai soo jao naa

Neha -didi aap enke upar soo jao

Mai- oye pagal hai kaya aisa mata karana didi aisa mat karana

Dono nai mera haath pakad liya

Saloni- accha idea hai

Wo meri upper late gayi

Mai- didi hatoo na

Saloni - kyu mera vajan sambhal nahi paayega kaya

Mai- accha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakata hu etna dam hai

Saloni- to soo jao

Pari nai kambal daal diya

Tenno nai asse aakhe band kar li jaisse so hi gayi

Par mujhe uncomfortable lag rha tha

Didi ki chati mere mere senne mai daabi thi

Mai todha saa hila

Neha - bhai lagata hai aap so nahi paa rahe hoo didi aap mere jagh soo jaoo

Mai- thanks gudiya

Didi mere dusari side let gayi

Mai chhat ko dekahata hua khuch soch rha tha

Didi mere kaan mai - soo jaa jada mat soch

Maine aakhe band kar li aur pata nahi chala kab soo gaya

Suabh khuch garam saa mahsus hua mere face par maine aakhe kholi

Saamne didi ka face tha aur unki garam saase mere face par aa rahi thi

Humara face kaafi close tha

Meri nazar unnke hotho par gayi

Mai (man mai ) - chii mai yeh kaya dekh soch raha hu hat yaha sai

Maine apna face dusri taraff palat diya ki mere hoth pari ke hotho sai jud gaye

Uss nai aakhe kholi maine face picche kiya

Woh muskura gayi

Mai- sorry gudiya woh

Ussnai mere hotho par ungli rakh di pari- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi aisa hota hai

Bhar nock hua

Maa- beta 10:30 bej gaye kitana sooyoge

Didi - aayi maa tum tenno bhi fresh ho jaoo

yeh jaag rhi thi

Wo uth kar apne room mai chali gayi

Neha to phele hi bathroom mai jaa chuki thi

Pari - kaya baat hai bhai aaj bina maange de diya par khuch bhi kaho ab mera din bahut accha jaayega

Mai - woo mai ......

Neha - jaoo bhai fresh ho jao

Mai bina kuch bole chala gaya

Thodi der baad

Mera phone bhar hi tha

Usmai call aaya

Janu- good morning jaan

Neha - kon hai

Janu nai ladki ki aawaj suni - tum kon ho aur mere dev kaha hai

Neha - phele baato kon ho tum

Janu - dev ki girlfriend

Neha - ek aur gf

Pari nai phone liya maine jhatt sai ussai chin liya

Mai - hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah

Janu- masoom nai baataya aapke baare mai to baat karnai ko dil hua waise yeh ladki kon thi

Mai- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya

Janu- mai kyu jalu batoo na kon hai

Mai - meri bhen hai neha

Janu- accha sunno arav bhai kaha hai

Mai - soo rha hoga kyu

Janu- aare ek ladki aayi thi unka pata phuchane

Mujhe kuch yaad aaya

Mai- jaan ek kaam karoo bhar wale security camere sai uski photo bhej do aur ha kisi aur ko batana mat arav ko bhi nahi

Janu- thik hai nasata kiya ki nahi abhi

Mai- haa bus karane hi jaa raha hu

Janu- ok bye jaan

Muhhhhhhhaaaa.

Mai- bye janu muuuhaaa

Call end

Mai - tum dono ghurana band karo aur haa kisi sai bhi ess baare mai baat mat karana

Neha - bhai jaisa aap kahoo

Mai- toh meri sabsai samjahdaar gudiya hai

Pari - aur mai

Mai- naa tum nahi kal mara tha tunnebaur kahi bhi kuch bhi bol deti hi

Pari - bhai please maaf kar doo na

Mai - toh tujhe meri help karni hogi

Pari - mai karungi

Mai- phir ghussa toh nahi hogi naa

Pari - woh kahate hai naa ghusse mai aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bus wahi hua mere sath

Mai- woh toh hai to aaj sai dhyaan rakhana ki agar meri yaha kisi bhi ladki ki baat agar ghar mai hoo to tum mujh tak pahuchogi

Neha - yess sir

Pari- jasusi karani hai

Mai- ek jassus ki behne jassusi naahi karengi toh aur kon karegi

Neha /pari - kaya aap jaasus hoo

Mai - joker the killer kaa naam to suna hoga

Neha - haa mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai woo

Mai- fighter nhi woh mai hi hu

Dono wahi jam sii gayi ho bhi kyu naa ess baat kaoo sun kar aache achoo ki hawa tight

ho jaaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media kaa ab aap yeh mat puchana media kaha sai aa gayi jab koi road par kissi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise naa hoo

Maine unko hilaya - kaya hua kaya hua

Pari - jhutt bol rahe hoo

Mai - woh toh pata chal jaayega

Neha mere gaale lag gayi - bhai aap sach mai best hoo aur kitnai raaz hi

Mai - baaki baad mai

Phir hum sab breakfast table par pahuche

 

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UPDATE 63

Dad - aaj kitana accha lag raha hai mera beta vapas aa gaya hai

Mai- haa dad aap sab sai mil kar etnai kushi ho rahi hai ki bata nahi sakata

Masoom- papa ji aur kuch lenege

Dad - haa ek plate aur laao

Woh nikale lagi

Maa - badi bhau (riccha) aur shikha kaha hai

Pari - woh kitchen mai hai khanne ki tayari kar rahi

Mai- maa enn dono ko ghar bhej doo

Masoom - kyu kaya hua accha nahi banna hai kaya

Mai- aare woh nahi tum dono hi jaanti ho aur tumhara pariwar ki tum dono meri wife ho par baaki log yeh nahi jaante hai

Maa- haa bahu yeh sahi kah raha hai phele tum dono ki shaadhi hogi phir hi parmanent rahogi

Dad - toh thik hai aaj hi mai ennke papa sai baat karata hu

Mai- dad mujhe sahi nahi lag rha hai agar ennke ghar waloo nai manna kar diya too

Riccha - kyu mana karenge

Maii - kon apni beti usse dega jiski aur shaadi hone wali hai

Masoom -agar kisi nai roka to mai usse chhod dungi yaa apni jaan de dungi

Riccha - mai bhi

Mai kahadha ho gaya - kais baate kar rahi ho tum dono

Maa - beta jab hum samajh sakete hai to woh bhi samajh sake saayad

Dad - ek baar baat to kare

Mai beth gaya (man mai)-yaar kaya musibat hai lagata hai ki ab sabko bhulana padega

......nahi yeh nahi kar sakta 7mahine hi dur gaya too janu ki yeh haalat hui ek dost (sam ) toh dushman ban gaya dusra (arav )ko nahi banene dunga

Arav - bhai jara udhar chal ek baat karani hai

Mai -'haa chal bhai

Hum bhar aa gaye garden mai

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav - bhai tuh meii ......

Maine usse roka - yaar tuh aisa mat sochh mai khuch sochunga par kaya yeh nahi samajh mai aa raha

Arav - ek baat kahu kaya

Mai - haa bol yaar

Arav - agar yeh log riccha sai hui accidental shaadi ko maan sakete hai to kyu naa aise hi tuh sona aur janu sai kar le aur kahana phele hi kar li thi

Mai- yaar yeh idea to aacha hai par soch sab ke mom dad ko kaya baatyene wo log yeh sab nahi samjhenge

Arav - baat toh teri sahi hai mere mom ko bus sona ke baare mai hi pata hai

Mai - chal sochate hai khuch kon saa time bhaag jaayega

Hum dono andar aa gaye

Mai - accha ritu aur baaki sab taayaar ho jaoo shopking par chalate hai

C Chacha - accha tabhi sab etnai khush dikh rahi hai

Ritu - aur nahi to kaya aap toh bus kaam karate rahete hoo

Mai- baate baad mai sab taayar ho jaoo

Masoom- mai bhi ho jao kaya

Mai - nahi tum dono ko invite karna padega chalo

Dad -aisa naa kare sab picinic par chale kyu kaya bolate hoo

Mai - awesome dad ess sai accha kaya hoga

Saari behane hala machane lagi

Maa- saanth ho jaoo

Dad

- tum chup rahoo badde dino baad to shor hua hai ess ghar mai

Maa - mai kah rahi ho taayari karoo jaldii

Mai todhi dher khuch sochata rha

Mai- dad ek private plane book kara loo

Dad - kaya plane kaha jaane ka erada hai

Mai- mai Sunwing Kamala Beach ,thailand kaafi naam sunna hai

Arav- edhar aa jara

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav- saale tuh gumane jaa rha hai yaa woh drugs walo ko phir sai dudhanai

Mai- aabe aab agent hu to kaam to karana hoga

Arav - par family

Mai- abe kise pata mai kon hu aur mere hote koi tum sabko haath laga paya jo meri family ko chhu bhi sakke

Arav - thik khuch kaam ho to bata

Mai- haa sir sai prmission le le aur tuh sab ke saath kamala hotel mai rukana aur haa yaad rakahana tum sabke floors aur meri family ke floor mai 3 floor ka gap hona chaiye aur jagpreet sai kahana wha ke traaffic police sai baat kar ke rode no 32 aur 38 aur 56 ki footage ki authority le le agar naa de toh hack kare

Arav - abe yeh sab kab pata kiya tha

Mai- traning ke time par kaafi khuch pata kiya tha aur sabsai matalb sab ko apni family meri harayana wali family ko bhi

Arav - sabko kyu

Mai- khuki wo sab mere apne hai ab jaa aur sir sai kah kar room book karawa aur baaki sab bhi

Dad - leh ho gaya book kab nikalana hai

Mai - 5 baje thik rahega

Dad-ok wha ki booking kaa

Mai- wo aap sab chodo wo sav arav kar dega

Dad - beta mujhe pata hai wo kaafi mahenga hotel hai

Mai- etna paisa hai mere paas

Dad - kahi toh koi galat kaam toh nahi karanai laga hai

Mai- dad aap mere boss sai toh mil chulke hoo na toh fhir kyu puch rahe hoo

Dad - are baap re mai toh bhul hi gaya ki tuh jaasus hai

Mai- dhirre bolo maa ko pata hai bus sabko pata naa chale

Phir sab ready hue saari packing jada saman lene ko maine manna kar diya jo lenna tha wahi le lenge phele sab chauk gye waha jaane kaa sun kar par baad mai sab khush ho gaye

Usske baad mai apni family ko lekar aur aur arav team ke saath aur wha sona aur janu ki family flight sai rawana hue thiland

Woh sab saayad phele hi nikal gayee the

4 ghante ke lagbhag ki thi flight

Mai todha aram karana hi thik samjha warana phir koi baat uthi to mai fas jaunga

Woh sab apni apni baate ek dusre ko sunna rahi thi aur papa dono chacha sai baat kar rahe the aur amit sumit rahul apni dhun mai mast

Jab hum land huee toh maa nai mujhe jagayaa

Phir hum waha sai hotle aaye aur pne apne room mai gaye

Maine room mai jakar arav ko phone kiya

Mai- haa aa gya kaya

Arav - haa bhai aa gya baki sab bhi aa gaye hai

Mai- chal room no bta

Arav- 503

Mai - ok mai shikha didi ko lekar aata hu toh unn dono ko bula

Phir mai shikha didi ke saath usske room mai aaya

Shikha - aakhir tuh ess gang ke picche kyu pada hai tuh toh sunaa kaam chhodnai wala tha

Mai- aree bus bol diya aur aapko yeh bhi pata chal gaya unn chugal choro aur rahi naat enn logo ko kyuki yeh sab medicine mai drugs mila kar india mai supply kar rahe hai

Jagpreet - sir woh traffic ki security ki permission mil gayi

Mai - ok jara do din phle ki dhikaaho

Arav - do din phele ki kyu

Mene ek paper usse diya

Mai - dhekh essmai date do din phlele ki hai

Arav - yeh sab tuh kaha sai jama karata hai hume ya kisi ko nagi bataya

Jagpreet nai recording chalayi

32 aur 56mai khuch nahi tha

Phit hum 38 no dhekhnai lage

Nitika - ek minute back karana

.............aare yeh dhekho security wale nai ess truck ko check kyu nahi kiya

Mai- lagata hai information sahi hai jara pata karoo yeh truk kiska hai aur kab yaha sai jaa rha hai esska loded saaman

Jagpreet nai kisis ko phone kiya

Thodi dher baad

Jagpreet - sir yeh parsoo jaayega chennai abhi yeh airport ke pass wale godam mai hai

Mai- toh phir ho jaoo ek aur mission ke liye

Nitika tum aur arav sniper position logi aur shikha tum lead police ko lekar wha aan par time par naa jaldi naa late aur haa mere liye koi sword laayi ho yaah nahi

Nutika - haa arav nai kaha tha toh laaye yeh loo ussnai ek paacked bag diya maine ussmai sai sword nikaali

Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha

Nitika - magical jo thi

 

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Mai - ha woh thi

Arav - ab aage

Mai - chalo kam par lag jao mai jara mil kara aata hu jaise hi sab mission shaam ko shuru karenge

Tenno - ok

Mai waha sai sidha sona ke mom dad ke room mai aaya

S dad- sona dad

S mom - sona mom

S dad - are aa gya etni jaldi mai yaha

Mai aage jakar unka pir chua

S mom - hamesha khush raho

Mai- meri kushi to aap ke paas hai

S mom - acha bhaut jaldi hai milane ki

Mai- ha woh hai kaha

Smom - tulsi ke saath room mai hai

Mai sidha room mai pahucha waha par janu bhi thi

Mai- kaya ho raha hai gate to band kar liya karo

Dono bhagate hue mere gaale lag gayi

Mai- are kaya baat hai etna payaar

Sona - tumhare payaar sai kam toh nahi aaj etne din baad mile aur etna bada surprise aur kal kya keh rahe the phone pe

Janu- haa aap ko pata nahi kaya hota rahta hai jab dekho chhot lagawate rahete ho

Tulsi- yeh chhoto ka ashar hai yeh tumhe mila

Sona - sacha kaha didi

Tbhi bhar meri nazar padi

Mai- yeh yaha kaya kar rahi hai mai bhaag kar bathroom mai bhag gaya

Ritu - aye room service tumnai kisi ladke ko dekha hai kaya

Room service (rs)- blue tshirt

Ritu - ha kaha hai

R s- mam woh uss room mai hai woh unke room ke gate mai koi problem ho gayi hai abhi dekha wahi gaye hai

Ritu room ke andar aati hai

Tulsi - gate bhar hai andar nahi

Ritu- ohh nahi woh mai woh nahi hu

Sona - toh phir yaha.

Ritu- wohh mera bhai aaye hai yaaha Rs nai bataya

Sona - kon dev

Ritu - ha kaha hai aur aap unnhe kaise janati ho

Sona - par unki to bhen saloni hai

Ritu - mai unki chhoti bhen hu

Janu- ohh tum hamari choti nanad hu

Ritu - what

Sona - mai sona aur janu dev ki gf's aur kaho hone waali wife

Ritu - aap log sach mai majak kar rahi naa

Sona - are nahi dev dev bhar aao naa tumhari behen ayi hai

Maine aawaj suni mene jaldi sai khidki kholi aur bhar nikal kar chadnai laga

Sona nai gate khola

Sona - yahi toh the kaha gaye

Ritu- acha majak kar lete ho aap log

Ritu waha sai chali gayi

Janu - yeh kaha gaye

Mai upar chadnai laga ek khidki kuli thi mai uss ke andar ghusane ki sochi kahi koi mujhe asse koi dekh lega to waat lag jayegi

Mai uss mai gus gaya

Saloni - aaahhhhhh kon hai

Mai wahi jam gaya

Saloni - dev tum mere baathroom mai kaya kar rahe ho unn hone apne upar towel dala

Mai sorry bol kar gate sai nikal gaya aur sidha apne room mai

Mai - hat hat hat madharchod ess sai acha to ritu hi dekh leti shit shit

Mujhe bhaut gussa aa rha tha maine bed par haath mara bed ke doo tukde ho gaye

Mai apna haath dekh nai laga

Mai- oye teri ki yeh to powers hai par kaise maine bhaut jada tezz nahi mara tha

Main masoom ko phone kar ke room mai bulaya

Todhi dher mai bell baji

Maine gate khola aur uss ko andar laya

Masoom - yeh sab kis nai kiya

Maine usko pakada aur usse ghumane laga

Masoom- ruk jao mera shir ghum rha hai

Mai- aaj mai bhaut khush hu meri powers mil gayi mujhe

Masoom - kaya sach mai

Mai- ek minute maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya

Masoom- wahat's the fuck is that

Mai- i also don't know

Maine uska haath pakada aur beach par teliport ho gaya

Masoom - uhhhhhh hhuuuu

Mera toh saara dhyan bus talwar par tha

Masoom - esse asse kyu gur rahe ho

Mai- shiiiii kitani sundar hai dekho pass sai

Masoom mujhe hilate hue -dev dev are you going mad

Mai - hat yaha sai maine ussai dhaka de diya

Aur paani ki taraf bhaag gaya

Masoom -dev ruk jao ruk jao dev woh uth kar mere piche aayi aur mujhe pakad liya

Mai abhi bus talwar ko dekh raha tha maine uska haath pakada aur utha kar paani mai phek diya

Masoom - ohhh maaaa………

waha ke sab log mujhe aur masoom aur meri talwar ko kaafi der sai ghur rahe the

Udhar sona

Sona - ahhhhhh maaa didi bachoo

Tulsi - kaya hua sona behn kya hua

Sona - mera sir fat rha hai

Nitika /shika /arav /jagpreet /masoom - aahhahaha maaa mera sirr koi bachaooo

Mai samundar ke andar jaa raha tah mera sharir baada ho raha tha

Janu- sona ko kaya hoo raha hai mai dev ko phone karti hu

Todhi dher baad

Tulsi - jaldi kar esske muh naak sai khoon aa raha hai

Janu - phone nahi utha rahe hai

Janu bhaag kar niche aayi log yaha waha bhaag rahe the

Janu - kaya hau hai

Adami - eshara beach ki tataf karatae hue devil devil

Janu bhaag kar waha pahuchi toh usnai mujhe dekha aur phir masoom ko

Masoom- janu help please help

Janu uska shir apni god mai rakha- kis nai kiya aut dev ko kaya hua hai

Masoom - unki talwar unki talwar

Janu meri taraf dekh nai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dekha uskii......

 

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uss ki aakhe ekadum kaali pad gayi woh meri taraf aane lagi

Mai kaafi dur aa gaya tha par pata nahi kyu talwar sai mera dhyan hi nahi hat rha tha

Janu nai apna haath jhataka uske haath mai ek talwar aa gayi

Uski body bhi badi ho gayi thi

uss nai bhaag kar mere piche war kiya

Maine jhatt sai talwar piche peth par kar li

Maine ghum kar ek chakkar lagaya aur uss ke piche aa gaya aur uss ke baal pakde aur guma kar phekh diya

woh ek chhote sai island par giri woh pura do tukade mai tut gaya

(Note : - humari body kaafi badi thi par baki sab thik )

uss nai apni talwar ko pakada aur uth kar mere pass aayi

Maine uss ki gardan par talwar ghuma di

woh nicche jhuk aur haath jamin par paani ke andar teka aur laat mere shir par maari

Mai do baar uchal kar piche gir gaya

Uss nai apni talwar meri taraf phek di woh uss ke baalo mai badal gayi aur meri garadan ko kas li

Mai- uuhhhhuhbhhhhh aahhaaauuuuu

Maine talwar asaman ki taraf ki meri talwar mai lighting aane lagi maine uski taraf kar di ek tezz bijali uske pet mai lagi

woh dur uchal gayi uske baal mere gaale sai nikale maine apna gala pkadnai ke liye apna gaala pakada to talwar haath sai chhuti

Maera dyaan bhang hua maine saamne dekha maine panni mei race laga di aur usse girnae sai phele usse apni god mai le liya

Mai- janu janu utho janu

Janu ki aakhe band thi mai usse tute hue island par lekar gaya waha jaate jaate meri body bhi normal honne lagi

Maine usko lita diya

Mai - please uth jao hey bhagawan kya karawa diya mujhe sai

Mai mouth to mouth vantilation dene laga

uss ki chhati daabane lag

Janu- uhhhuuhhuuuhuhu kaahahahhahakaha

Maine usse gale laga liya

Mai- tumani toh dara hi diya kaya jarurat thi mujhsai lad nai ki haa

Janu khuch boli nahi

Maine uska face dekha

Mai- khuch toh bolo naa

Janu nai mujhe kas ke pakad liya

woh kaapane lagi

Main apni aakhe band ki aur masoom ke room mai aa gaya kyuki mera to bed tut gya tha

Janu - dev mijhe dar lag rha hai

Mai- lagata hai tum par meri tarah shakitya haawi hoo gayi thi tum yahi leto mai aata hu

Maine usse kambal diya aur masoom ke pass aaya woh abhi bhi behosh thi panni maine usse bhi uthaya aur room mai lekar aa gaya

Dono ka sharir ekdum thakdha tha

Mai- abe ekne kapde toh badale hi nahi

Mai masoom ke kapade nikale phir janu ke janu phir behosh ho gayi thi

Maine heater onn kar diya aur saari khidaki band kar di aur dono ke beech mai let gaya

Maine bhi apne kapade nikal diye the karib 1:30 ghante baad dono nai aakhe kholi

Mai- shukar hai tum dono thik ho

Janu- kaya hua tha mujhe

Masoom - tum dono lad kyu rahe the waha

Mai - baby sorry maine tumhe hurt kiya

Masoom- tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar sakete woh to kuch aur hi tum jaise tum the hi nahi

Mai - saaayad powers meri upar haawi ho gayi thi aur ess par bhi lagata hai kaali shatiya

aagayi thi eska pura sharir badal gaya thaa aakkhe kaali pad gayi thi

Janu- par tumnai toh shaktiya nikal di thi naa meri

Mai- ess bare mai nahi pata mujhe par masoom tumhe kaya hua tha

Janu- are mai toh baatana hi bhul gayi sona ki body sai bhi khoon nikal rhaa tha

Mai-jab tak mera khoon unnke andar hai usai khuch nahi hoga

Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai mere kapde nikal diye purre Janu nai apne sharir par haath rakaha- mere bhi

Mai - kaya karata tum dono kaap jo rahi thi kyu galat kiya

Dono - nahi par saharam aa rahi hai

Dono nai shir mere seene par rakh diya maine ek haath masoom aur dusra hath janu ke khandhe par rakaha aur dono ke shir par kiss kar ke aakhe band kar li

Udhar sab ko mere bare mai pata chal gaya tha kayi tv channels par telecast ho rahi thi fight

News 6

Yeh dekhiye aaj aap sochame par majbur ho jaayenge ki kaya aap hi hi duniya mai akle nahi hai halaki buri video nahi mil paayi hai par jinta bhi mila hai achbhit karanai wala hai

Maa- mera beta hai kaha abhi aur yeh sab

Dad - challoo uss ke room mai

woh dono bhar nikale to sab unke room ke bhaat the

C chachi- aap logo nai news dekhhi

Sb - ha dekhhi

Sab mere gate par akar nock karane lage

Mera aur masoom ka room pass mai tha toh mujhe aawaz aa gayi

Mai -Tum dono yahi leti raho

Maine kapde phene aur apne room mai akar gate khola

Maa- dev beta tuh thik to hai naa

Mai- haa maa aap sab yaha

Dad - yahi baate karega ya andar aane dega

Mai- dad aapke room mai chale

Mera bed tut gaya hai

Dad - bed tut gaya matlab

Mai -chalo toh shi baad mai puchana

Sab unke room mai aaye

B chacha - yeh sab kaya hai dev unn hone news ki taraf esahara kiya

Mai - pata nahi kon hai

Maa- yeh tuh nahi kaya

Mai- aap sabka dimag kharab ho gaya hai bhala yeh mai kaise ho sakata hu

Saloni- toh yeh janu yaha kaise aayi

Maa- kon janu

Saolni-maa joh sai lad rahi

Saloni didi ko dekhh kar mujhe woh bathroom ka scene yaad aaya mene apna dhyaan hataya

Mai- aap sab ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai yeh hoga koi mujhe nahi pata esske bare mai

Saloni didi khuch bolane wali thi maine unka muh band kar diya aur ek aakh marri - bus aur khuch nahi chup ho jao

C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum

Mai- are ess duniya mai bahut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete hai naa sayad yeh bhi ho

Dad - chal thik hai

 

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Mai - ab mai chalata hu

Ritu - chalo na bhai ghumane chalate hai

Mai- todha saa thak gaya hua kal chalange pakka tab tak tum log maje karo

Mai waha sai sidha sona ke pass aaya

Waha par

Sdad - beta tuh thik toh hai naa

Mai- haa sona kaisi hai

Smom- thik hai ab utha du kaya

Mai- nahi usse aram kanai do mai aata hu

Mai unn charo ke pass gaya

Arav - bhai yeh sab kaya tha janu aur tuh aur janu kaisi hai

Mai- woh thik hai yaar woh sab chhodo tum sab thik toh ho naa

Nitika - haa agar tumhara blood humare andar naa hota toh saayad bachete naa

Mai- agar blood na hota toh saayad hota nahi

Shikaha - chal chhod kuch hua toh nahi naa

Mai- acha toh tum sab taayar ho naa

Jagpreet -kaise ho aap etna bada hadasa hua aur aap ko jaise koi farak nahi pad rha

Mai- agar maine enn sab ke bare mai socha toh saayad mai sochete sochete hi mar jaunga mujhe lagata hai mera naam dev rajput nahi dev ek hadasa hona caahiye

Arav - sach bhai jinti teri lagi hai utne mai koi pagal ho jata

Mai- toh majak udha raha hai

Arav- abe chill kar tere toh maje hai

Mai - chup kar saale ek ki baat dusre sai karu to tisri jalati hai tisari sai milu toh chhauthi aur ussko yaad karu to ghar waale sab kahi mera chhautha naa kara de

Shikha - sab thik hog achalo phele kaam pura karte hai

Maine arav ki layi talwar utha li

Mai- tum apne kaam pat lago mai apne kaam par

Phir hum sab godam ke todhi dur pahuch gaye

Maine dress change ki

Mai - tum dono apni position lo aur shkiha tum nikalo

Jagpreet tum yahi dhayan rakhna camere sai

Mai andar gaaya

Gate keeper - aaye kaha jaa rahe ho

Mai-mai wohh goddam ke uss side ek pipe hai jismai sayad lekage hai wahi check karana hai

(Waise yaha bhaut jagah english mai hote bahar ke logo ke words par maine hindi hi rakhe hai )

Gatekeepeer - oh acha jao par edhar udhar ghumana nahi

Mai - ha ha thik hai

Mai andar gaya godam par etni kam security kuch ajeeb hai

Are mai bhul gaya mai toh gayab ab ho sakta hu

Maine aakhe band ki aur gayab ho gaya aur truck ke pass phucha

Mai - yaha bhi bhencode koi nahi hai yeh mamala kaya hai

Maine truck khola

Uss mai ek paper rakaha tha

Aur likha tha

"Jokers will die "

Mai sidha car mai aaya

Jagpreet - kaya hua asse kyu aaye

Maine phone liya aur shikha aur sab ko bula liya aur hotel pahucha

Mai- sach sach baatoo kis kis ko baataya hai tumnai ki hum yaha hai

Nitika - dad ko pata hai aur marcus sai base par kuch officers hai

Maine khich kar ek taapad mara woh neeche gir gaayi

Mai- - you stupid

Shikha nai usse uthaya - pagal ho gaye hoo kaya

Mai- kiss nai kaha tha waha par baatane ko ha

Nitika - meri koi galati nahi hai dad nai hi bata diya tha

Mai beth gaya

Uske gaal par mere haathoo ke nishan chap gaye the

Arav - bhai waha hua kaya tha

Maine woh paper usse diya

Arav- esska matalb koi hai jo hum par nazar rakh raha hai

Mai - jagpreet jara bug detector dena

Jagpreet nai bag sai nikal kar diya maine edhar udhar check karne laga

woh ek jagah jakar beep hua

Mai- saala raw hai yah bachoo ki agency tum sab etna dayan nahi rakh sakete tum sab best agent ho aur tumhare hi rooms mai bug hai aur tum sabko pata bhi nahi

Maine bug tv tod kar nikala aur use muh ke pass laya - sunn be bachodi ke keede jokers ko tuh to kaya tera baap bhi nahi mar sakata yeh chhup kaya sun raha hai dum hai toh anana kabhi maidan mai bina teel lagaye marunga samajha

Maine usse tod diya

Arav - yaar aaj tera guasa kuch jada nahi ho raha hai

Mai- oye chup kar tera senior hu samjaha naa saloo ek kaam nahi hota aur baate karwa lo aur tum kaya ro rahi ho haa

kya yaah beauty contest mai aayi thi ki sabko batana cahati thi

Maine muh banate hue - ohhh hum hai naa drugs mafia ko pakadnai jaa rahe hai yaha aane ka pura makasad kaharab kar diya

Arav - bhai aaab jada ho rha hai yeh

Mai - toh kaya karu mai haa bol

uss nai paani ki bottle di

Arav - paani pi aur cool ho

Maine bottle li aur khidki ke pass jakar paani pine laga

Todhi dher baad woh teeno jane lagi

Mai- nitika ek minute rukana

Nitika - nahi mai aur jaalel nahi hona cahati

Maine arav ko esshara kiya woh unn dono ko bhar le gaya aur gate band kar diya

Mai- sorry nitika wohh mujhe kuch gussa jada aa gaya tha pata nahi uss talwar waale incident ke baad kaya ho raha mujhe

Nitika - aap humare boss hai caahe mare yaha gaali de

Mai- please aase baate mat karo yaar

Maine usse bed par bethya aur uss ke pass beth gayao

Mai- dekho tum jaanti ho naa mai todha angry jaldi ho jata hu bus aaj kuch jada hi ho gaya

Nitika - par maarnai sai kaya mila

Mai- tum mujhe maar lo hisab barabar ok

Nitika - nahi wohh to mai aase hi kah rahi thi

Mai- dekho mere liye koi galat baat mat rakahana man mai

Nitika - thik hai

Mai utha aur jaane laga

achank uss ne piche sai akar pakad liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi ho

Nitika - galat baat nahi soch sakati toh acchi baat toh soch sakati hu naa

Maine usska haath chhudaya

Mai- tum galat bande sai lift maang rahi ho yaha puri gaadi full hai

Nitika - mai bus todha saa payaar cahati hu tumsai bus aur kuch bhi nahi

Mai- mai tum sab mere piche kyu padi rehati hoo mai akele ladaka nahi hu yaha arav bhi to hai

Nitika - kaya samjahte hoo mujhe mai uss type ki nahi hu

Mai- galat mat socho par koi aur kyu nahi mai kyu

Nitika - tumhare care karnai ki adda mujhe bahut pasand aur kisi ke liye bhi apni jaan daaw par laga dete hoo bina kuch soche

Arav gate khol kar andar aaya - ho gayi baat puri

Mai - haa chal mai chalata hu aur tum yeh sab apne dimag sai nikal doo

Arav - kaya sab

Mai- kuch nahi yahi ki mere bare mai galat naa soche

Nitika - mai toh aacha soch rahi hu

Mai- woh bhi nahi samjhi

Arav - galat toh thik par acha kyu nahi

Mai - tuh socchata reh mai chala

Mai waha sai sidha masoom ke room maai aaya

Janu- aa gaye ettni der kaha the

Mai- kuch jaruri kaam tha bus

Masoom - ek baat kahu

Mai - ha bolo kaya baat hai

Masoom - tum mujhe egnor kar rahe ho naa

Mai uss ke pass gaya -kaya baat hai baby tum ase kyu bol rahi ho mai aur tumhe egnor

Masoom - aur nahi toh kaya mujhsai sahi sai baat bhi nahi ki akhir kya kasur hai mera yahi ki mai bhaut payaar karati hu tumsai

Mai- please aisa mat kahoo na

Masoom - jab bhi koi jaruri baat hoti hai toh tum bula lets hoo par mere sath bitane ke liye tumhare pass time hi nahi hai

Janu- haa masoom tum sach kah rahi maine notice kiya hai thoda ajjeb saa behave kar rahe hai jab sai uss raat vapas ayee hai

Masoom - mai dev ko agar ek baar kiss naah karu toh woh chain nahi leta tha par abb pata nahi kaya ho gaya hai kaya

Janu- kaya ab apaka hum tenno mai interset nahi rah gaya

Mai- nahi to ais........ek minute teeno kaya sona yahi hai

Sona bathroom sai aayi

Maine usse gaale laga liya

Mai - tum thik toh ho naa

Sona - tum yaha kaam karnai kaya aye ho aur hum soche ki hume ghumane laaye ho

Mai- suno to tum teeno yeh sab kaya soch rahi

Sona - sahi soch rahe hai aakhir tum uss din sai etna katraa kyu rahe ho humsai phele jab tum gale lagete the tab aisa lagata tha ki sukun mil raha hai par abb jaise kuch aajeeb saa feel hota jaise tum humsai chupana cahate ho

Mai- hey bhagawan tum teno kyu chhad rahi hoo khuch toh reham karo

Sona nai mere chest par ghusa mara

Mai- abb yeh kis khushi mai

Sona- hum yaha apne bare mai baate kar rahe hai tum uss nitika ke bare mai soch rahe ho

Meri hasi chhut gayii

Mai -tumnai mera man padh liya hai to pata chal gaya hoga maine kaya bola usse

Janu- aap bato ko ghumao mat aur sach bataye

Mai- acha thik hai masoom uss din maine tumhe pura sach nahi bataya tha

Masoom-matalab

Mai- uss din mera sharir ussi rajaya mai rah gaya tha yeh shirf ek annsh hai kyuki waha sai mera sharir nahi aa sakata tha

Teeno wahi beth gayi

Unn ke aakho mai phir asshu aa gaye

mere man mai bus yehi aaya ennke yeh gam kaahe kahatam nahi hota be aur naa aashu

Mai unke pass betha - tum log roo kyu rahe ho ess liye naa ki maine tum log sai apne ansh ko milaya

Sona - aisa nahi hai aap nai hume ess kabil nahi samjaha ki aap hume apna dukh bata saake

Janu- haa aur aapka ansh ho yaa khuch bhi hume toh aap sai jude har chez sai payaar hai

Mai- kaya mai tum sabke payaar ke kabil bhi hu yaa nahi

Masoom - aap Mummi jii ki baato sai dukhi hoo

Mai- aur nahi kaya unka kaya bus faisala sunna diya mai unnke Faisale ke liye enn dono sai bewafai nahi karunga

Who dono mere gale lag gayi

Janu- apka payaar pakar hum dono bhaut khush hai

Mai- acha ab chalo sote hai raat ho gayi hai

Massoom- haa thik kah rahe ho

Mai- par pahle Mera muh meetha

Massoom-sharam karo kuchh too

Mai-ess saharam ki vajah sai baar baar payasa rah jata hu

Janu-mai paani lakar duh

Mai- ruk panni ki baachi

Mai usse pakadkar bed par khud gaya

Mai-ab kaha jaayegi

Usnai mera shir pakada aur kiss karnai lagi

Todhi dher baad hum hate

Mai - dekho Masoom esse khate hai assali gf ekdum fast forward

Masoom-jada mat bolo phele shaadi

Mai- mai toh janu sai karunga yeh mast hai

Sona- dekho toh kitani aag lagi hai

Mai - aur nahi toh kaya

Sona-toh bhuja loo

Mai- sach mai premission de di yaah hu aab aaega maza

Janu hat gayi

Mai-tumhe kaya hua

Janu-mai nahi mai nahi

Maine muh niche latkaa liya

Masoom mera face upar kar ke -bura laga kaya hum toh hua majak kar rahe the

Maine khuch nahi bola

Masoom pichhe ho gayi maine muh upper nahi kiya

Masoom -loh kar loh jo karana hai

Maine upar dekha

Mai - are pagalo yeh t shirt kyu utari

Janu- kyu ab kaya hua mita loo apani aag

Mai-tum sabb naa yeh dialogs band karo aisa lag raha hai jaise mai jabardasti maang rha hu

woh tenno hasane lagi sala enn mai etnai mail milap kab ho gaya bee mere liye accha hi hai sukar hai

woh tenno kuch bolati

Mai -chup ekdum chup aur aao yaha sote hai

wohh tenno mere paas let gayi mai bhi unko bahao mai bhar ke soo gya

 

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UPDATE 67



Subah meri need khuli woh tino waha nahi thi

Mai uth kar ke bathroom mai jane laga par gate band tha

Mai baby tum ho kaya

Masoom - ha mai hu

Mai baby gate kholo naa mujhe nahana hai

Masoom - phelel mai to naha lo

Mai -tumhare sath hi toh nahana hai

Masoom chup chhap nasta order karo mai aa rahi hu maine nasta mangwaya

woh bahar aayi

uss ke baal ekdum bige huethe woh mere pass aakar tea ko chup chaap uthane lagi

Masoom - asse kaya ghur rahe ho kabhi dekha nahi hai kaya

Mai -dekha toh bahut par een bhige baalo mai phele baa

Masoom - kaya baat hai aaj bada payaar aa rha hai

Mai uth kar bathroom mai chala gaya

Masoom - are baba kaya hua

Maine shower chala diya aur nahane laga usse kuch nhi bola par maine ansuna kar diya

Todi der baad mai bahar aaya woh wahi khadi thi

Masoom - kaya hua hai tumhe ekdum sai

Mai - yaar payaar karu to toh problem na karu toh problem

woh mere karib aa gayi

Masoom - mere baabu ko payaar karana hai

Mai- huuuuu.......

Usnai mere seene par hath rakha aur apane hoth mere hotho sai jod diya

Maine uske baal apne hatho mai le liye

Hum dono ki aakhe band ho gayi maine uski kamar pakad kar utha liya aur chumane laga

Riccha - uuuhhuuuu

Masoom ki aakhe khul gayi par mai toh sab kuch bhul kar bus uss ke hotho ko chus raha tha

Masoom nai mera face pakad kar dur kiya

Meri bhi aakhe khul gayi

Masoom chhut kar pichhe chali gayi

Koi kuch bol nahi raha tha

Riccha ungliyoo sai naa jane kaya kar rahi thi

Akhir

Mai- haa koi baat thi kaya

Riccha chup

Mai- are bolo bhi kuch

Riccha - haa maa nai bulaya hai

Mai thik bol kar waha sai maa ke pass aay

Mai- ha maa kaya hua

Maa- aa gaya tuh enn sab nai meri jann kah rakhi hai ki shopping par janna hai

Mai- toh kaya hua le jata hu sabko

Ritu - hum ready hai

Mai- mai ata hu aur joh tayar nahi hua hai woh bhi ho jao

Phir mai vapas apne room mai aaya apne kapde lene

Mai- abe sare kapde kaha gaye

Mai Masoom ke room mai aaya

Mai- baby mere kapde kaha gaye

Masoom- are tumhare room ki service honi thi toh sare saman yahi hai

Mai- thik hai acha kiya

Riccha - woh reception wale aapko bula rahe the room ki halat ke liye

Mai- abe etna saa kaam bhi tum nahi kar sakti aur biwi banati hoo

Dono ek sath - kyu nahi

Dono hasnai lagi

Mai- acha niche jao aaur tyar ho jao shopping par jana hai

Riccha ok bol kar chali gayi

Mai- woh dono kaha hai

Masoom- apne room mai hogi

Mai - mai cars ka intazaam karata hu tum sab ko tayar kara loo aur haa woh tumhari dost hai jo achank mil gayi hai samjahi

Masoom-- kyu maa sai dar lag rahe hoga

Mai - nahi woh to bus order deti hai par meri bhene toh meri jaan kaah jayengi

Masoom - accha par aap riccha didi ke saath sahi sai behave kariye naa kahi kuch galat naa ho aise

Mai kuch bola nhi aur uss ke baad chaar cars book ki aur chal pada apni family aur gf’s ke sath ghumne

Mai aur Masoom ,riccha ek car mai the kyuki maa ka aadesh joh tha

Masoom- babu toh kab jaoge apni body lene

Richha - kaya

Mai - kar diya na kabada

Riccha - aapki body

Mai- kaya aap laga rha hai ho mujhesai badi aur

Masoom - yeh baat galat hai babu aase kisi ki feeling ko samjah nahi sakte toh aisa bhi nahi karana

Riccha - sahi hi toh hai mai ek galati hi toh hu

Mai(man mai )-kaya musibat hai

Mai- are tum toh bura kyu maan rahi ho ab kaya tum par ghussa na ho sakta

Par pta nahi kyu riccha sai baat karnai mai mujhe koi interest nahi tha jaise woh sach mai ek jabrdasti hi thi

Riccha - nahi aapka hi toh hak hai mujhe par

Mai(man mai)- ghanata teri vajah sai Komal chhod gayi baat karati

Riccha - kaya hua aap bataye na kaisi body

Mai- toh sunno mere andar supernatural powers hai aur kal joh news mai tha woh mai hi tha

Riccha - kaya

Mai- haa aur joker naam bhi toh suna hoga woh bhi mai huuu

Riccha ka muh band ho hi nahi ho raha tha

Mai- meri body ek rajaya mai ked hai aur yeh mere body ka ansh hai bus

Riccha - yeh kaya hai mujhe yakin nahi ho raha

Masoom- kaya ki aisi koi powers hoti hai

Riccha - nahi kal jab tv dekha tab hi andaza dur ho gaya tha mujhe toh yakin nahi ho raha mai ek superhero ki wife hu

Meri hassi chhut gayi

Masoom - kaya hau

Mai- are yeh superhero ki diwani hai ennke room mai bus superheroes aur black widow ki photo milegi Akash ki kayi baar dhulayi hu hai

Riccha - yeh aap mujhe bado ki tarah een aap mat bolo bus tum sai bulo

Mai - ok ok fine

Usnai mere haath pakad aur kiss kar diya haath par

Mai- yeh kaya

Riccha - aaj mera sapana sach ho gaya ek superhero sai shaadi karnai ka

Mai- kaya shaadi karnai kaa

Riccha - aur kayaa

Mai- agar tumhe bhi powers mil jaye toh

Riccha - ohh my God ohh my God kaya aisa ho sakta hai

Masoom - kaya soch rahe ho

Mai- jab ek mantra sai janu ko powers de sakta hun toh esse kyu nahi aab esski life bhi toh mujhesai jud gayi hai par

Riccha - par kaya

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumko dekh kar ke wife wali feeling nahi aati sayad phele behn manata tha ess liye

Riccha muh niche kar ke bethi rahi

achanak usnai Masoom ko pichhe kiya aur aur mere upar chad kar kiss karnai lagi

Mai ho harain hi rah gaya

Par essa wild kiss tha ki bata nahi sakta tha

woh etna tezz chus rahi thi jaise kaah jayegi

Mera haath uske jhaang par chala gaya woh aur tezz sai mere hoth chusane katane lagi maine uss ki jhaangho ko daba diya

Masoom- aahhhhhhhh..aare yeh toh masoom ki jhaange hai

Mai khich kar riccha ko alag kar diya

Mai - wahat happened to u...........

Usnai phir sai shuru kar diya kiss

Uski body jaise jal rahi thi maine usse khich kar alag kiya

woh lambi lambi saase lene lagi

Masoom-tum thik toh ho naa

Richaa todhi der baad - huuuuu

Masoom- hua kaya tha

Riccha - bus enhe batana chahti thi mai bhi enki wife hu

Mai- wife nahi

Riccha - kyu

Mai- wilde wife saach mai wilde

woh blush karnai lagi

Mai- sach aisa toh kisi ne nahi kiya best u r best mai bus bak bak kar raha tha udhar masoom gusse mai jal rahi thi

Humari car ruki phir hum sab mall mai gaye

Ritu - bhai mujhe phone lenaa hai

Mai-chalo sabko dilwata hu

Maa - sabko

Mai- kyu kaya hua

Dad - loh mera card lete jao

Mai- papa bus bhi karo aap apni dream girl ko sambhalo mai enke liye kaafi hu

Maa - chal hat badmas

Neha - chalo na bhai

Mai sabko lekar shop par gaya

Ritu - bhai yeh wala dilaoge kaya

Mai- kyu tujhe pasand nahi hai kaya

Ritu - kisko pasand nahi hai

Salesgirl - kaya madad karu sir

Mai- ohh indian ho aap

Salesgirl - haa aap logo ko toh dekh kar pata chal kyu ki family lekar joh hai

Mai- haa woh toh hai ha toh miss

Salesgirl- nidhi

Mai- ji nidhi ji en sabko iphone X de do

Nidhi -kiso

Mai - sabko

Uska muh khul gaya

Mai- kaya hua

Usse phele

Neha - hum sabko bhai

Mai- aur nahi toh kaya warna maa phir wahi bekar ka bahasan shuru kar dengi baat hi toh karani hai

Mai- aur aap nidhi ji apna kaam kariye

Nidhi - sure

Sab nai ek hi phone

Maine card sai pay kiya

Phir aur bhi shopping ki janu aur sona ko bhi saman dilawaya

Phir mai sona aur janu ko lekar bahar aaya

Janu- kitne aache hoo tum hamare liye time nikal liya

Mai- kyu na nikaloo etnai hot gf 's har kisi koh nahi milati

Mai unko lekar ek restro mai lekar gaya Masoom ko samjha kar gaya ki sambhal le

Hum teeno waha baate karnai lage aur kuch kaahne lage

Janu- jaan woh ladake hume aase ghur kyu raha hai

Mai- sona jara man padhna

Sona - nahi padh paa rahi hu

Mai- aazeb hai mera padh leti hoo uska kyu nahi

Phir mai teno ko bahar lekar aaya woh ladka bhi hamare pichhe aaya

Mai- tum sahi kah rahi ho yeh hamara picha kar raha hai

woh bilkul mere pass gaya

Mai- kaya baat hai bhai kyu picha kar rahe ho

Ladaka - khudh ko mere hawale kar do tum dono bus

Mai- bhai yeh toh hona mushkil hai

Ladaka - mere liye kuch bhi mushkil nahi hai

Mai - toh mujhe kaya bacha samjha hai



Ladaka - haa mere liye toh tum dono bache hi ho

 

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UPDATE 68

Mai - bhai yaar tum naa toh koi gunde lagate ho aur naa hi galat aadami par tum yeh sab kaah kyu rahe ho

Ladaka - tum nai kal dharati par hadkamp machaya hai

Mai- tumhe kaise pata ki hum dono hi hai

Ladaka - koi mujhase nahi chhup sakta hai

Janu- aeye mr ab jada ho raha hai

Mai- janu 2 min chup raho

Ladaka - tum cahao ya nahi mai tumko lekar hi jaunga

Mai- yaar mai aram sai baat kar raha hu aur tum

Mai etna hi bola ki uss nai ek light sona aur janu par chhodhi

woh dono behosh ho gayi

Mujhe ghussa aya gaya mai usse maranai ko haath uthaya ki uss nai ek ghusa mara aur mai behosh ho gaya

Jab aakhe khuli toh mai aase jagah par tha ki mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha

Mai- janu janu utho sona baby utho naa

Hum ek jail jaise kisi mai ked the

Sipahi - oye hala kyu kar raha hai chup chaap beth

Mai- salo tum sabko zinda nahi chhodunga mai

Tabhi woh ladaka aya

Sunhari - paranaam maharaj

Yeh toh raja lag raha hai par yeh hume yaha kyu laya hai

Ladaka - yaha sai nikale ki sochana bhi mat

Mai - tum kaya caahate ho ki mai tumko mar do

Ladaka - etna aashan nahi tum yah sai nikal hi nahi paoge

Mai uth kar gate ko laat mari par mai dur jakar gir gaya mai phir utha phir mara phir dur gira mai kaafi der tak masakat karta raha par koi fark nahi maine gayab hone ki bhi kosis ki par bekar

Lakada - kuch nahi kar paoge tum

Mai bahut thak gaya

Mai- bhai tuh joh bhi hai aam inssan toh nahi par meri enn masumoo ko kyu yaha rakaha hai

Ladaka kuch soch mai pad gaya

Ladaka- yaar tum galat inssan nahi lag rahe phir tumnai kal kyu kiya woh sab

Mai - woh mujhe nahi pata bus kuch shaktiya mili hai mujhe

Ladaka nai ek haath badaya aur sona aur janu jayab ho gayi

Ladaka - enka khayal rakhunga par tumhe khula nahi chhodunga tum par abhi baharosa nahi hai

Mai- agar tunne enn dono ko chhua bhi toh mai tujhe asi maut dunga ki tuh soch naa payega

woh gayab ho gaya

Mai- ruk jaa ruk kaha gaya meri janu sona

Aaj peheli baar bilkul ashahaye mahsus kar raha tha

Meri aakho mai aashu aa gaye

Udhar

Sona aur janu ki aakhe khuli

Janu/sona - dev dev kaha hai humare dev

Ladaki1-aap aaram kare woh thik par bandigrah mai hai abhi

Sona - bandigrah kon ho tum log aaur hum kaha hai

Ladaki2- mera naam Preet hai aur enka naam sanju aap saant rahe

Janu- par aap log ho kon

Idhar mera haal bura tha par mujhe gussa bhi aya rha tha

Mai- ab joh mai nahi karana caah raha hu wahi karana hoga

Maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya ek tezz roshani ke saath talwar aa gayi

Maine uss ke tezz sai uper kiya aur usse gamin mai gaadh diya

Puri jamin mai bijali dodani lagi mai jis room mai tha woh blast ho gaya

Bahut sare sipahi mere pass aane lage

Mai - mere pass enn sab sai bhidanai ka wkhat nahi hai

Mai sona ko yaad kar ke aakhe band kar li aur mai unke pass pahucha par mera control kho raha tha

Janu/masoom-- dev

Preet/sanju- aaahhhhh yeh yaha kaise

Janu sona mere gaale lag gayi maine unhen hataya aur talawar unki taraf kar diya

Tabhi gate khula

Ladaka- saale tere ettne himmat

woh tezzi sai meri taraf aya uski speed tezz thi hume dono diwal todate hue udate hue dur gire ek madan mai

waha par kaafi log

Humare girate hi sab jhuk ke beth gaye

Uss ladake nai uth kar haath uthaya to sab khade ho gaye

Ladaka - teri himmat kaise hui meri biwi par hathiyaar uthaane ki aur tuh bahar kaise aya

Mai- mujhe rokana tere bus ka nahi hai

Ladaka - yeh to time batayega

Usnai hath uthaya ek talwar aa gayi uss ke pass

woh bhaag kar mere pass aya aur talwar sai mere upar war kar diya maine uss ke jaise

hi roka ek tezz roshani nikali aur waha par joh log the woh dard sai chillane lage

Uss ladake nai jhaat sai apni talawar hata li

woh bhaag kar kuch roshani apne haath sai logo par chhodanai laga

Par talwar ki shati ab mujhe pareshan nahi kar rhai thi mai utha

woh ladaka aya aur ek laat mujhe jad di mujh par aag chhod di par maine talwar sai uss ke roka to pass ke gharon ke upar aag lag gayi

woh ladaka thoda pareshan hua par uss nai aag bujha di

Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa

Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab woh aya to meri faat ke chaar ho gayi

Mai - daa.....ragon bhi hote hai kaya

uss nai puch sai mujhe maaara mai dur giya jhaat sai utha aur bhaag kar ek ghusa usse mara par gol chakkar kah kar thodi dur gira

woh utha aur mujhe apne muh mai bhar nai wala tha ki mai hat gaya par uss nai puch (tail)sai phir waar kiya

Mai- aaaahahah maaa

uss ki puch mai kaate jaise pata nahi kaha sai aa gaye woh meri pith gus gaye

uss nai mujhe upar uchhal diya

Mai hawa mai meri talwar niche ki taraf jhuk gayi

woh mere hath sai chhut gayi

Ladaka - shaabash ravi

Jaise hi meri talwar gamin par giri etani tezz roshani nikali ki sabki aakhe band ho gaye mujhe aur uss ladake ko chhod kar sab dhaddam sai nicche gira maine dekha ki uss roshani mai sai ek

Sher nikal raha tha

Mere saath woh ladaka bhi heran tha

Tabhi dragon nai ek tezz nele rang ki bejali jaise kuch sher par fenki

Par uss ke pahuchane sai phele hi sher nai ek gola uski taraf chhod diya

woh ludakata hua dur jaa gira aur behosh ho gaya

Ladaka - bus bahut hoo gaya ab

Mai apni talwar utha li

uss nai talwar mere taraf fenki usse eetni jaldi fheka tha ki mai sambhal nahi paya aur sher pata nahi kaha gayab ho gaya

woh talwar seedha mere pet ke aara par ho gayi speed etni tezz thi ki mai talwar sahit ek ped mai tang gaya

woh mere pass aa raha tha

Maine khich kar woh kalwar nikal di par mera bahut khoon nikal gaya tha mujhe kuch dhudla dhikayi dene laga

Maine war ke liye haath uthaya toh waha koi tabhi koi ladaki chilayi aur mai behosh ho gaya

(Just a special appearance )

Preet (veer wife )- ruk jao veer

Veer (ladaka)- kaya baat hai

Janu- aap galat samjah rahe hai hume

Veer- par essnai Preet par talwar kyu kar rakhi thi

Sona nai aakar mera sir apani god mai rakha

Sona - woh bus dar raha tha ki kahi yeh hame kuch kare naaa Par aap ghusse mai kuch sunne bina usse waha sai yaha le aaye

Veer- rukoo mai thik karata hui

Halaki mera ghaav bhar jta par dheere par uss nai kuch kiya ki mera ghav ekdum bahar gaya uss nai mere maath par haath rakaha

Mujhe dheere dheere hosh aya

Maine dekha ki sona mere shir aur janu per ko pakad kar bethi hai

Sona ke aashu mere gaalo par girane lage

Mai- kyu roo rahi hoo tum thik toh ho naa

Veer- mujhe maaf karana bhai galafamily mai yeh sab ho gaya

Preet - haa hum toh bus enka dayan rakh rahe the

Mai- mai bhi maafi caahunga par aap ho kon aur yeh jagah kon sai hai

Veer- yeh mera plant hai "MORGAN"AUR mai yaha ka raja hu

Mai uth kar khadha ho gaya

Mai- bhai kaya mai abb jaa sakata hu

Veer- mujhe samjah mai nahi aa rha ki tum log sahi ho yaa galat kal tum dono hi lad rahe the aur aaj saath saath

Preet - phele andar toh le chale yaha baat karana thik nahi hai

Veer- yahi thik rahega chaloo

Hum sab andar aaye kuch kahya piya aur fir

Veer- haa toh ab batao

Mai -baat yeh hai ki….

Maine ussko sab bataya

Veer- ohh toh yeh baat hai

Mai -ha yehi sab sab hua tha

Veer - kuch bhi kaho takatwar ho bhai par apni shaktiyoo kaa istaemaal sahi sai jante nahi hoo tum abhi

Mai- woh toh hai par aaj lag raha hai ki mujhe janana padega

Veer - maine kaafi shaktiyoo ko dekha hai par tumhari alag hai maine tum par war kiya toh tumnai apni talwar sai roka tha toh meri planet ka nukasaan hua yeh to jab ho sakata hai jab mai kiss acchi yaa deviye shakti par war karu

Mai -kaya tum bata sakete hoo ki yeh sab mujhe kaha sai mila hai

Veer nai mere shirt kholi aur mere sene par kuch diamond jaisa rakha aur aakhe band kar li

Todhi der baad usnai aakhe kholi aur phiche hat gaya

Mai - kaya hua bhai

Verr - pata lagane wala hi tha ki

Mai - haa ruk kyu gaye

Veer - bhai todhi der rukata toh tuh meri sahaktiya khich leta

Hum sab ke muh khul gaye aakhir sanju boli

Sanju - yeh kaise ho sakata hai tumhari sahaktiya kaise

Veer - koi deviya shakti hai esske andar

Mai- kaya bole jaa rahe hoo aap sab asse kaise ho sakat hai yeh powers sayad mere kisi guru ji sai mili hai

Veer - sach mai bhai tera sharir bhadh gaya par dimag nahi

Mai- kehana kaya caahate ho

Veer - acha bahar joh sher ayaa aur tumhari talwar sai kaya tumhe lagata hai agar kisi aur ki power hoti toh woh vapas aaa jati

Ess baat nai mujhe bhi soch mai daal diya

Janu-kaya hua kaya soch rahe hoo

Mai- yahi ki ab mujhe meri body ki jarurat hai

Veer - matalb body ki kaya

Maine usse woh baat sayad nahi baatayi thi par ab baata di

Veer - bhai mai kah toh nahi sakata par yeh bhaut jada shaktisaali hai sayad kisi bhi planet ko ek chutaki mai nasht kar de jab ansh mai etnai takkat hai toh body paane ke baad kaya hoga

Mai khush hokar - kaya sach mai

Veer - bhai par shaktiyoo ke saath kuch musibate bhi aati hai yeh hamesha hota hai

 

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UPDATE 69

Mai - kaya matlab ab koi musibat bhi ayegi kaya

Veer - ha bhai jaha tak mujhe pata hai jab bhi kisi nayi shakiti ka eejad hota hai toh uss ke viprit buri shaktiya bhi aaati hai

Aur tumhari shakityaa bhaut purani lagati hai

Mai- acha bhai yeh kon hai

Veer - meri biwi hai

Mai- dono hai

Veer - aur bhi hai

Mai- acha kitani

Veer - kyu bhai tum aapni waaliyo sai pichaa chhudana chaate ho kaya

Sanju - kaya mataalb

Mai- kuch nahi aase hi

Veer - dekhh bhai joh tu soch raha hai aur tere dimag ki saari uthal puthal ko maine padha hai toh bata du yeh sanju meri sagi bhen hai

Hum teeno - kaya

Verr -haa bhai kyu kaya hua

Mai - bh......en....eenn* tumhari*

Sanju- jab duniya bani thi to sirf ek mard aurat the ham sab unn ke aulad hai ham sab me koon ka rista hai sab ek dusre ke bhai bahan hai to kya woh shadi nahi karte pyar nahi karte ye sab to insano ki banayi hui ha

Mai- kaya bheudha* baatt karte ho aap log kuch tarike hote hai samaj mai aur kuch maryada bhi

Preet - aacha toh kaya tum samaj ka niymoo ka palan kar rahe ho enn dono ko saath payaar kar ke

Janu- ess sai aapka koi matalab nahi hai

Mai- aap dono ladana mat shuru kar dena

Mai- acha bhai etnai saari biwiya kaise sambhalate ho

woh mere kaan mai- mat puch bahi meri toh lagi padi hai

Preet - yeh kaya khusar pusar ho rahi hai

Sanju -humari burayi

Veer - are baba mai aur tumhari burayi kabhi nahi

tabhi

Sona - ab hume yaha sai chalna hoga

Mai- haa bhai yaha kaafi late ho gaya hai waha sab hume dhudh rahe honge

Veer - thik hai bahi aapni shaktiyoo ka istemaal sahi sai karana shikho

Mai- ok bhai thik hai

Phir sab sai alwida le kar vaha sai mall mai aya aur janu sona ko car sai ghar bheja aur andar gaya

(Veer and its realted parts end its never comes again its just special apperance to in courage dev to find its reality of powers* )

waha pahucha toh waha mere ghar wale bahut pareshan the pata nahi kyu koi waha sai gaye nahi

Jaise hi maa ki nazar mujhe par padi

Maa bhagete hue mere gaale lag agyi aur ronne lagi

Mai- maa maa maa kaya hua aap roo kyu rahi hoo

Maa rote hue - beta kaha chala gaya tha meri jaan phir sai nikal di tune

Maa ki aawaj mai etna dard tha ki mere dimag ka har ek hisa hil gaya

Mai- chup hoo jao maa phele aap yaha sai chalo sab batata hu

Hum sab ghar laut aaye aur sab ke sab nai mujhe gher liya

Mai- baat kaya hai

Ritu aur saloni didi mujhe sai chipak gayi

Mai- ab tumhe kaya hua hai

woh chup thi

Mai- bolo bhi sahi

Ritu - aap aisa kyu karate hoo baar baar pichali baar kaa gum kam tha ki aab phir sai

Mai- are meri behna mai kahi nahi gaya tha

Saloni didi ke aakho sai bus aashu nikal rahe the

Mai- please didi aap ronna band kar doo naa

B chachi - beta aase bhi koi jaata hai bata kar jaate pata hai sab ke sab pichale 7 ghante sai bus roye jaa rhai hai

Mai(man mai ) - kitna ghatiya hai tuh dekhh kitana payaar karate hai sab tujhesai aur tuh samajhata hai bus apna apana sochati hai sab sach mai dhikaar hai tere par

Dad - bata bhi de kaha gaya tha

Mai- dad woh ek kaam pad gaa tha bus

Maa - beta yeh sab chhod de naa kyu karata hai yeh saab

Mai- kaya bol raahi hoo aap

Dad - khoon sai saane hai terd kapade aur shakal dekh

Ohh sit jaldi ke chakar mai asse hi yaha aa gaya unn dono nei bhi nahi baatya

Mai- maa woh bus todhi si chhot hai

Riccha - ess todhi si kahete hoo yeh toh bhaut jada hai

Mai- abhi badal deta huu*

Hatoo didi ritu

Ritu - are bhai didi toh aapki baho mai hi soo gayi

Maa - uth saloni uth

Mai- dheere sai shiiiiiii......chupraho maa sone do aap log bhi jaakar aaram karo baad mai baat karata hu aaur enko leta deta hu

Mai didi ko god mai utha kar unke room mai gaya

Aur unhe* bed par leta diya* aur jaise hi piche hata mera locket unn ke baalo mai fas gaya

Maine dheere sai nikala aur jaane laga tha ki didi nai mera haath pakad liya

Mai muda - soorry didi aapki need khul gayi woh locket fas gaya tha

Saloni - bhai aaj yahi ruk jaa naa

Mai- par didi woh

Saloni- kaya aab apni behan ke liye etna nahi kar sakata hai

Mai- kaisi baate karati hoo mai kapade badal kar aata hu

Mai muda unn hone phir mera haath khicha

Mai- aab kaya hua

Saloni-agar tuh waha gaya toh woh dono tujhe aane nahi degi

Mai- toh phir

Saloni - shirt utar kar yahi let jaa

Mai - ruko yeh loo maine shirt utar di

Aur gate band kar kar ke unke side mai let gaya* thoda dur

Saloni- kyu bhai mujhesai naraj ho kaya

Mai- didi hua kaya hai aaj asse kyu baat kar rahe ho aur chhotu aur dev ki jagah bhai

Saloni - kaya karu tuh ab mujhsai bhi bada joh lagata hai

Mai- kaha didi yeh toh bus mama ke injection ka kamal warana mai kab ka ma.........

Unn honne mere muh par haath rakh diya

Saloni- aaj ke baad aisa mat bolana aur rahi baat bade honne ki woh too ho gaya hai Chhota bhai aase hi apni bhen ke bathroom mai nahi aata

Mere kaan aur g### sai duuwa nikal gaya

Saloni- kyu bol ab

Mai- woh didi galti sai ho gaya tha

Saloni- acha to galati sai* sabke bathroom mai jata tha

Mai- are nahi woh to aap room tha* toh gaya

Abe kaya bol diya

Saloni- oh my* god tuh jaan bhuj kar aya tha

Mai beth ke

Mai- are nahi galti sai nikal gaya

Saloni- aur koi galti toh nahi karani

Mai- didi please uss sab ko chhodo naah

Saloni - acha chal soo ja

Mai- acha thik hai are pakad kyu rahi ho

Saloni-ekdum chhup aur soo jaa

Mai- phele aap chipakoo mat

Saloni- kyu

Mai- shirt nahi pheni hai

Saloni -chal haat jada saharma mat

Mai- mai kaha saharama rha hu aap bhi naa

Saloni- acha yeh* bata kaha gaya tha

Mai- abhi sone ko bola naa phir sawal kyu

Saloni didi nai mere seene par nocha

Mai- aaahhhh kaya karati hoo dukhta hai

Saloni - bata kaha gaya tha aur yeh blood kaisa

Mai- time aane par sab bata dunga

Saloni- tujhe meri kasam

Mai vapas uth kar beth gaya- kaya majak hai didi yeh kasam jaruri thi mai jaa rha hu yaha sai

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Unn hone piche sai pakad liya

Saloni- bhai sorry bus janana cahati thi

Mai - pehale aap yeh bhai mat bolo dev thik hai

Saloni- ok dev

Mai- kyu janana cahati hoo jis sai dhukh ho aapko

Saloni - joo bhi ho mujhe sunana hai

Mai- bolo kaya janana cahati ho

Saloni- sab kuch joh bhi tunne mujhe sai chupaya hai

Mai- chalo bed par betho batata hue sab kuch

woh beth gayi

Mai- aapki goad mai shir rakh lo

Saloni - phele phucha hai kabhi

Mai unn ki goad mai shur rakh kar let gaya

Mai - baat tab ki hai jab mai 8 th mai tha

Saloni- usse sai phele

Mai - uss sai phele mai aap sai kuch nahi chupata tha

Saloni- chal bata asse kaya hua ki tuh mujhsai chupanae laga

Mai- didi aase hi baat kiya karo

wohh hasani lagi