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✦ UPDATE 211 ✦
Janu – toh kaya Aliza bhi?
Devika – kuch sawalon ke jawab samay par chhod de, aur haa koi bhi apne mann ko zahir nahi hone denge… unn sai ki aaj kya ho raha hai unki family par.
Komal – mai kaise roku, mai toh aam insaan hu?
Devika – usska mai kar dungi, tu chinta na kar.
Rudra rone laga.
Devika – arre mai iss natkhat ko bhul hi gayi. (Uske sir par haath rakhti hai – roshni hi roshni ho jaati hai)
Sam (sochta hua) – yeh kya tha?
Devika – abb yeh insaano ki tarah badhega, na ki bhediyon aur shaktiyon ke misran se.
Janu – haa, bachpan bahut anmol hota hai.
Devika – haa, aur yeh woh nahi khoyega.
Komal – loo bachpana bhi shuru…
Janu – lao mai iske kapde badal deti hu.
Vinita – aur apna roop bhi thik kar lo, ab humse chhupane ki zarurat nahi hai.
Sab apne apne khayalon me the, par Sam alag hi duvidha me tha… aakhir jab Dev ko pata chalega ki woh Devika ka bhai hai, Komal uski bhen hai… aur mai, yaani Sam, sab jaante hue bhi bhai ki tarah chup raha… par kar bhi kya sakta tha. Devika didi ki hi shakti thi, jab tak woh na chahe kuch yaad nahi aata.
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Abb kuch ghanto baad...
Party ki saari tayari ho gayi thi.
Mai tayar ho raha tha.
Saloni (shirt ka button band karti hui) – aaj ka din bahut accha hai.
Neha (belt sahi karti hui) – haa, aapke chehre par khushi saaf dikhti hai.
Pari (mere balo me kanghi karti hui) – mujhe lagta hai mai kuwari hi marungi.
Mai (uski kamar pakad kar) – ae meri jaan, tujhe toh bas dekhte rehne ka man karta hai.
Pari – kabhi taste karke dekho, bahut rasili hu.
Shikha – uuuh huu, sharam kar kuch!
Pari – accha, mai sharam karu? Baakiyo ko bhi kehna sautaniya kahin ki!
Mai – bus bhi karo, ab ladai mat karo.
Shikha – meri toh sunte hi nahi kabhi.
Mai – tumne toh kaha tha yeh paap hoga.
Shikha – jab sab paapi ban rahe hai toh mai kyu kahaniyon me padu?
Mai – maa kasam, tumhara naam toh sharmili hona chahiye tha… uff jab baalo ko hatati ho naa… aaauch!
Saloni – kya hua?
Mai – abb kya, gala daba dogi?
Shikha (shoes ka lace bandhati hui) – kuch jalne ki badbu aa rahi hai.
Pari – old dialogue!
Shikha (baal picche karte hue) – purana hi sahi, par sahi.
(Man me Kdev: uuuu aahh… lagta hai aaj ek saath sabko chusne ka mauka milega)
Mai – chup kar, tujhe hamesha ek hi chiz sujhati hai.
Kdev – duniya me har chiz hoti hai chhoti.
Mai – chup kamine!
Neha – kuch kaha aapne?
Mai – mai keh raha tha, kitna aur sajaogi mujhe… jyaada na khubsurat bana dena.
Pari – mera bas chale toh aapko badsurat bana du.
Mai – arey baba, woh kyu?
Shikha – taaki koi aur na dekhe!
Mai (Pari ke hoth pakad kar) – aisa nahi hoga meri jaan, tum logon ke siwa mujhe aur kya chahiye.
(Man me Kdev: chut!)
Saloni – jhoot!
Mai – kya?
Saloni – jhoot bolte ho, yeh naagin kaha se aayi phir?
Mai – arey baba, woh bus ek naagin hai, madad mangne aayi hai… uski chinta me tum khud ko mat jalana.
Shikha – Rudra ko waha kyu bheja?
Neha – apni maa se milne nahi diya usse?
Mai – nehu… samajha karo, woh bahut shaitaan hai… pata nahi kab kya kare.
Shikha – bilkul aap par gaya hai!
Mai – haa, par uska dimag jyaada tez hai.
Neha – jaise uske baap ka haath chalta hai!
Mai – tum log mujhe aaj hi singhasan par bithaoge kya?
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Tabhi gate khula, bhid andar aa gayi.
Amit – are bhai, bus bhi karo… sab niche chalo.
B chachi – chup kar, nazar na lage mere bacche ko… aaj iski wajah se humare parivar ka naam pura duniya me ho gaya hai.
Sanju – haa, aur aaj humne jo dekha, koi aur dekhta toh… pata nahi kya hota.
C chachi – matlab?
Sanjana – arey aap bhi pagal ki baaton me pad gayi… yeh toh kuch bhi bolta hai.
Sanju – mai pagal nahi hu!
Kasish – yeh kahan se pagal lagta hai, beauty fool hai.
Sanju – mom ko aane do, shikayat karunga!
Amit – haa, chalo sab niche.
Sumit – haa, sab sajne me lage hi ho.
B chachi – chal, chup kar… chalo sab.
Mai chachi ko kandhe se pakad kar – arey aap gussa na karo chalo beta!
Pari – uff, kitni baar “chalo” bologe… dimag sad gaya hai, chalo ab!
Sab hans kar niche chale gaye.
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Dad – loo bhai, aa gaya humari company ka hero!
Sab log taaliya bajane lage.
Mai sir jhuka kar sabka shukriya kiya.
Dad – aao Dev, inse milo.
Itni der me entani logo se mil liya jitna mahino me nahi mila.
Upar se Janu aur Komal pata nahi kyu nahi aayi… mai samjha nahi.
Dad – kya hua Dev, kya soch raha hai?
Mai – kuch nahi dad, mai abhi aaya.
Mai lobby me aaya, Komal ko phone milaya – phone nahi lag raha tha.
Apni shaktiyon se bhi nahi dhoond pa raha tha.
Tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakha.
Mai mudte hi gale laga liya.
Mai – kaha reh gayi thi?
Komal – arey baba, kuch kaam reh gaya tha.
Mai – ok ok, ab chalo… aaj tumhe sabse milata hu.
Komal – k… kya keh rahe ho?
Mai – kyu, tum mujhse shaadi nahi karogi kya?
Komal – arre woh toh humari ho gayi.
Mai – kaisi pagalon wali baat karti ho… yeh mera samrajya hai, yeh bhavishya hai!
Komal – arre baba, itni jaldi na karo… zindagi padi hai.
Mai – 100 saal aage-piche ghoomne me lag gaya… na jaane kitne janam… ab aur nahi.
Komal mere gaal ko pakad kar – sabra karo Samrat, sabra ka fal meetha hota hai.
Mai – uff… chalo, Janu aur Rudra kaha hai?
Komal – unko party me chhod aayi hu, Saloni didi ke saath hai.
Mai – shh… chup! (Bhediya banne ke baad meri naak tezz ho gayi thi.)
Komal – kya hua?
Mai – chup… (sughne laga)
Mai Komal ka haath pakad kar andar laya, Dad ke paas khada kiya.
Dad (ghum kar) – kya hua Dev, koi baat?
Komal (mann me) – kabhi kabhi kitne pagaloo wale kaam karte hai.
Mai – Dad, yaha security kitni high ki hai?
Dad – kyu beta?
Janu – toh kaya Aliza bhi?
Devika – kuch sawalon ke jawab samay par chhod de, aur haa koi bhi apne mann ko zahir nahi hone denge… unn sai ki aaj kya ho raha hai unki family par.
Komal – mai kaise roku, mai toh aam insaan hu?
Devika – usska mai kar dungi, tu chinta na kar.
Rudra rone laga.
Devika – arre mai iss natkhat ko bhul hi gayi. (Uske sir par haath rakhti hai – roshni hi roshni ho jaati hai)
Sam (sochta hua) – yeh kya tha?
Devika – abb yeh insaano ki tarah badhega, na ki bhediyon aur shaktiyon ke misran se.
Janu – haa, bachpan bahut anmol hota hai.
Devika – haa, aur yeh woh nahi khoyega.
Komal – loo bachpana bhi shuru…
Janu – lao mai iske kapde badal deti hu.
Vinita – aur apna roop bhi thik kar lo, ab humse chhupane ki zarurat nahi hai.
Sab apne apne khayalon me the, par Sam alag hi duvidha me tha… aakhir jab Dev ko pata chalega ki woh Devika ka bhai hai, Komal uski bhen hai… aur mai, yaani Sam, sab jaante hue bhi bhai ki tarah chup raha… par kar bhi kya sakta tha. Devika didi ki hi shakti thi, jab tak woh na chahe kuch yaad nahi aata.
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Abb kuch ghanto baad...
Party ki saari tayari ho gayi thi.
Mai tayar ho raha tha.
Saloni (shirt ka button band karti hui) – aaj ka din bahut accha hai.
Neha (belt sahi karti hui) – haa, aapke chehre par khushi saaf dikhti hai.
Pari (mere balo me kanghi karti hui) – mujhe lagta hai mai kuwari hi marungi.
Mai (uski kamar pakad kar) – ae meri jaan, tujhe toh bas dekhte rehne ka man karta hai.
Pari – kabhi taste karke dekho, bahut rasili hu.
Shikha – uuuh huu, sharam kar kuch!
Pari – accha, mai sharam karu? Baakiyo ko bhi kehna sautaniya kahin ki!
Mai – bus bhi karo, ab ladai mat karo.
Shikha – meri toh sunte hi nahi kabhi.
Mai – tumne toh kaha tha yeh paap hoga.
Shikha – jab sab paapi ban rahe hai toh mai kyu kahaniyon me padu?
Mai – maa kasam, tumhara naam toh sharmili hona chahiye tha… uff jab baalo ko hatati ho naa… aaauch!
Saloni – kya hua?
Mai – abb kya, gala daba dogi?
Shikha (shoes ka lace bandhati hui) – kuch jalne ki badbu aa rahi hai.
Pari – old dialogue!
Shikha (baal picche karte hue) – purana hi sahi, par sahi.
(Man me Kdev: uuuu aahh… lagta hai aaj ek saath sabko chusne ka mauka milega)
Mai – chup kar, tujhe hamesha ek hi chiz sujhati hai.
Kdev – duniya me har chiz hoti hai chhoti.
Mai – chup kamine!
Neha – kuch kaha aapne?
Mai – mai keh raha tha, kitna aur sajaogi mujhe… jyaada na khubsurat bana dena.
Pari – mera bas chale toh aapko badsurat bana du.
Mai – arey baba, woh kyu?
Shikha – taaki koi aur na dekhe!
Mai (Pari ke hoth pakad kar) – aisa nahi hoga meri jaan, tum logon ke siwa mujhe aur kya chahiye.
(Man me Kdev: chut!)
Saloni – jhoot!
Mai – kya?
Saloni – jhoot bolte ho, yeh naagin kaha se aayi phir?
Mai – arey baba, woh bus ek naagin hai, madad mangne aayi hai… uski chinta me tum khud ko mat jalana.
Shikha – Rudra ko waha kyu bheja?
Neha – apni maa se milne nahi diya usse?
Mai – nehu… samajha karo, woh bahut shaitaan hai… pata nahi kab kya kare.
Shikha – bilkul aap par gaya hai!
Mai – haa, par uska dimag jyaada tez hai.
Neha – jaise uske baap ka haath chalta hai!
Mai – tum log mujhe aaj hi singhasan par bithaoge kya?
---
Tabhi gate khula, bhid andar aa gayi.
Amit – are bhai, bus bhi karo… sab niche chalo.
B chachi – chup kar, nazar na lage mere bacche ko… aaj iski wajah se humare parivar ka naam pura duniya me ho gaya hai.
Sanju – haa, aur aaj humne jo dekha, koi aur dekhta toh… pata nahi kya hota.
C chachi – matlab?
Sanjana – arey aap bhi pagal ki baaton me pad gayi… yeh toh kuch bhi bolta hai.
Sanju – mai pagal nahi hu!
Kasish – yeh kahan se pagal lagta hai, beauty fool hai.
Sanju – mom ko aane do, shikayat karunga!
Amit – haa, chalo sab niche.
Sumit – haa, sab sajne me lage hi ho.
B chachi – chal, chup kar… chalo sab.
Mai chachi ko kandhe se pakad kar – arey aap gussa na karo chalo beta!
Pari – uff, kitni baar “chalo” bologe… dimag sad gaya hai, chalo ab!
Sab hans kar niche chale gaye.
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Dad – loo bhai, aa gaya humari company ka hero!
Sab log taaliya bajane lage.
Mai sir jhuka kar sabka shukriya kiya.
Dad – aao Dev, inse milo.
Itni der me entani logo se mil liya jitna mahino me nahi mila.
Upar se Janu aur Komal pata nahi kyu nahi aayi… mai samjha nahi.
Dad – kya hua Dev, kya soch raha hai?
Mai – kuch nahi dad, mai abhi aaya.
Mai lobby me aaya, Komal ko phone milaya – phone nahi lag raha tha.
Apni shaktiyon se bhi nahi dhoond pa raha tha.
Tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakha.
Mai mudte hi gale laga liya.
Mai – kaha reh gayi thi?
Komal – arey baba, kuch kaam reh gaya tha.
Mai – ok ok, ab chalo… aaj tumhe sabse milata hu.
Komal – k… kya keh rahe ho?
Mai – kyu, tum mujhse shaadi nahi karogi kya?
Komal – arre woh toh humari ho gayi.
Mai – kaisi pagalon wali baat karti ho… yeh mera samrajya hai, yeh bhavishya hai!
Komal – arre baba, itni jaldi na karo… zindagi padi hai.
Mai – 100 saal aage-piche ghoomne me lag gaya… na jaane kitne janam… ab aur nahi.
Komal mere gaal ko pakad kar – sabra karo Samrat, sabra ka fal meetha hota hai.
Mai – uff… chalo, Janu aur Rudra kaha hai?
Komal – unko party me chhod aayi hu, Saloni didi ke saath hai.
Mai – shh… chup! (Bhediya banne ke baad meri naak tezz ho gayi thi.)
Komal – kya hua?
Mai – chup… (sughne laga)
Mai Komal ka haath pakad kar andar laya, Dad ke paas khada kiya.
Dad (ghum kar) – kya hua Dev, koi baat?
Komal (mann me) – kabhi kabhi kitne pagaloo wale kaam karte hai.
Mai – Dad, yaha security kitni high ki hai?
Dad – kyu beta?