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Semi Mega Update 182

Neha - ha thik hai abhi kitnai fight reh gayi hai aapki

Dev - jeeta toh 3 aur hogi sayad agali 1 ghante me yaa 1:30

Neha - matalab jete toh aapko kon hara dega

Dev - are neha aisa naa sochane kab kon har jata pata nahi chalata hai

Neha - haa baba thik hai abb chalenge yaa yehi 1:30 ghanta rukenge aap

Dev - abb tum keh rahi toh jeet ke chalate hai naa

Neha wahi side dev bethati hui - acha Dev bhi yehi dekhungi aapki kushti abb

Aur aise hi baate hoti gayi aur time jata gaya aur ant dev sayad hona bhi wahi tha joh neha boli thi aur ess bar kaa vejeta hua dev par khair jeet ess vaja

Thodi der baad woh sab log ghar bhi aa gaye

Waise ghar dev mahok kuch jada kushi kaa tha kyuki kisi ko farak pade naa padhe par aapki chhoti si chhoti jeet bhi Dev yene rakhati hai

Dev ke dad aur baaki sab log udhar baato dev lage hue the aur edhar

Saloni - mujhe kyu nahi bualaya waha pe haa

Aabe yeh kaya hua

Neha nai esshara kiya dev nai dekha

Dev - maa aap chachi ji thik hai naa

Maa - woh thik hai aur yeh kyu foolghobhi ban rahi hai haa

Dev chauk gaya aur saloni bhi uska face dev samjah gaya maa aise hi bol di hai

Saloni nicche shir kar kar - sorry maa

Maa aage gayi aur neha ke kaan khich liye usski chick nikal gayi

Dev chilla pada - maa kaya kar rahi ho

Maa dev ko ghur kar - tuh apni biwiyo ki chinata kar jaa komal aur janu ko samabhal esska dimag mai thikanai laga deti hu abhi yeh kuch bhi ho bhediya yaa kuch par meri beti hai tuh apna kaam kar

Dev - chhod do naa dard ho raha ussko

Maa - acha aur etnai dino sai mai joh esski soch mei shukhi jaa rahi hu bol

Neha - aahhh maa sorry abb nahi hoga

Dev - maa

Maa - shhii lekar jaao esse andar koi aaj mai esski khabar liye bina nahi chhodnai waali

Devika saloni sona - aap chaliye andar

Dev - tum sab bhi

Devika dheere sai - are aap chinata naa karo etnai najuk naahi hai woh maa ji ko ghusa naa dilaye bus warna abhi hum sabki waat lag jayegi

Dev waha sai akaar angan mei beth gaya

Dev - bus naa yaha thik hai

Saloni - perfect hai ji

Dev - acha ji

Devika - rutho naa ji

Dev - acha ji

Sona - hua kaya ji

Dev muh bana kar - kuch nahi ji aur abb ji ji mat karna mai jakra naha lu naa

Devika - wiase aap jab lada ke aate ho aapke badan sai alag si kushboo aati hai

Dev - aee eee pagal kuch bhi mat keh

Saloni - ji sahi keh rahi hi naa

Dev - hey bhagawan ji yeh ghar etna sunna kyu hai koi aata bhi nahi pata nahi sab kaha hai

Sona - etna ghussa thik nahi hai ji

Dev - ji madam ji ghusa nahi yeh toh humara payar hai

Saloni - huuuh

Dad - arre arre kaya hua meri gudiya ko ghussa kyu aaya

Saloni - dekho naa didi maine red saari mangwai hai diwali par yeh lekar nahi de rahe hai

Dev - maine kab mana kiya

Davika - kaya ji didi ko tang nahi karate hai aise

Dev - haa sahi kha red saadi yeh kyu phengi shaadi toh meri hui meri wife phengi

Sona aati hui aur devika has padi

Saloni mujhe ghur ke dekhanai lagi

Saloni - haso haso tum log par aab enki mat suno nahi toh kisi ko naa milegi

Devika jhat sai - nahi yeh sabke liye hi kyu naa laa de saadi aur koi

jauri nahi red saadi keval saadi shuda aurat hi phene

Dev - tumhe bolana jaruri thaa

Devika - woh mai bus

Saloni - sabke saamnai etna udata kyu hai

Dev saloni ki baat pe has deta hai - aaj meri saloni didi kaa bhoot wapas aa hai kaya

Abb Dev as Mai

Saloni - haa kyu dar lag raha hai

Mai - haa kaya karu who hamesha mujhe tapaad rakhanai ko betaab joh rashati hai

Saloni - ruko abhi batata hu

Who mere picche aayi aur uth kar bhaag liaya bahar

Who bhi mere piche

Maa - are kaha bhaag raha hai

Mai bhagata hua - baad mei maa

Saloni - mai kehati hu ruk jaa

Maa - are esse kaya hua yeh kyu phir sai foolghobhi bani fir rahi hai

Mai baaki kuch sune bina bahar aa gaya aur who gate par ruk gayi

Saloni dheere sai - nahi aa rahe andar

Mai - naa baba naam ai chala bhar toda ghum kar aata hu tumnai toh nahane bhi naa diya

Saloni - wapas aao tab bataungi Mai

Mai - dekh lunga joh hoga

Saloni - acha ji

Mai - ji maharani ji etna bol kar mai bahar nikal gaya

Tabhi mera phone baja

Mai - haa helo kaya hua

Riccha - who maa aur akash aa rahe hai jara unhe lee aao naa satation sai

Mai - kaya aa gaye aur abb tak tumnai bataya nahi mujhe

Riccha - aapko apni ess biwi ki yaad kab aati hai

Mai - are darling aisa naa kaho bus ..

Riccha baat kat kar - busy tha yahi naa waise mai koi shikayat nahi kar rahi mai janati hu waise aaj bua ji aur baaki sab log bhi aa rahe hai

Mai - nahi aisa nahi bus kuch din aur fir tum sabki shikayete puri kaunga aur tum unki aur apni mom dad ki aane ki tayari karo kal diwali hai bhi

Riccha - acha ji

Mai - ek minute tumhare pass devika hai kaya

Riccha - nahi toh kyu

Mai - uss nai sabaka dimag kaharab kar rakaha sab acha ji karati hai toh pata nahi mujhe bada azzeb saa lagata hai

Devika - aisa kyu hai ji

Mai - tum tum nahi maanogi naa

Devika - nahi ji main ahi manungi

Mai - acha ji uff tum bhi naa chalo bad mei baat karata hu sation jana hai

Hum dono hasate hue phone rakh dete hai

Mai cut kar ke jeb mai rakh liya phone

Mai todhi dhur pahucha hi tha ki kissi nai awaaz lagayi

[Note - Yaha bolanai kaa lahaja toda saa change hoga par simple hi rakaha jada karata toh aap sabko difficulty hoti]

Madan - kaa ho bhaiya kaha cahle

Mai - are madan bahaiya kaa ho raha hai aaj kal

Madan – humara chhodo nayi bahuriya le aaye aur bataya bhi nahi

Mai – are kaise baat karate ho dawat denge naa ana jaroor aur haa aapke humari bhabhi ji ke haatho ke besan ke laado jarur lana bada din ho gawa [gaya ] hai kuch badhiya [acha ]khaaye gaow kaa

Madan - jaa kaha rahe ho

Mai - are bhaiya jara mehamaan aayee tanik [ tode] satation jaat hae [sation jaa raha hu]

Madan - acha ee ta badiya baa [ yeh toh acha hai ]

Mai - acha bhaiya ram ram

Madan - ram ram

Mai aage badh gaya aaj etnai saalo baad asse bol kar azzeb laga par acha bhi laga ki abhi bhi mitti ki khusaboo hai mujhmai

Usske baad mai gaow sai bhar aaya aur gayab hi hone wala tha ki who gayi jiska maine sapne mai ahi socha abhi toh khaas karke

Aditi car kaa sisa niche kar ke - dekh kaya rahe hai andar aaiye naa

Maine gate khola aur andar beth gaya

Aditi - kaha chalu

Mai - station

Aur car aage badh gayi

Mai usse bade gor sai dekh raha tha

Aditi - asse mat dekhiye mujhe saharam aa rahi hai

Mai - aur who kyu

Aditi - pata nahi kyu

Mai - par yaha kaise tum

Aditi – kyu galat kiya kaya aakar

Mai - are nahi aisa kuch nahi waise abb tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai jab sai tumsai mila huh sahi sai do pal bhi nahi bitaye hai

Aditi ke aakho mei tode asshu the jinhe who chupa rahi thi aur aise hi kuch emotion sai toh humari zindagi bani hai kabhi jiska intazaar ho woh aata hi nahi aur kuch chize aapke saath hamesha reahti hai

Mai - bolo chup kyu ho

Aditi - kaya bolo Mai

Mai - are tum roo kyu rahi gaadi roko

Aditi – nahi mai thik hu abhi hume jaldi pahuchan hai

Mai - phir etna dhukhi kyu ho

Aditi - Mai sach kahu toh maine joh caha sab uska ulata hua

Mai - aisa kaya hua tumhare sath kahi maine kuch galat toh kar diya tumhare sath

Aditi - haa aap nai hi kiya hai

Mai - maine kaya kiya hai

Aditi - maine socha tha jab mai aapsai milungi toh aapke saath ghumungi aap mera dhyan rakhoge meri fikar karoge meri acchi buri adato par mujhe chedoge par aap nai shaadi kar ke mujhe saamna ki tarah phek diya

Mai - are are kaya tum naa pagalo ki tarah sochati ho

Maine car ko chutkai sai auto mode pe kar diya

Maine usska haath padka – aab batao kaya hua kyu aisa sab sochati ho

Aditi – kyu kaya galat socha maine ek toh bhachpan sai suna mera rakask aisa hoga waisa hoga mera bhaut dhyaan rakega par kisi nai yeh nahi bataya ki mai

uss rakashak ki wife ban jaungi aur who mujhsai baat bhi nahi karenge

Mai - are aditi tum bhi naa he hee ekdum baacho waali bate kar rahi bilkul neha waali baate woh bhi aise hi hamesha kush dikhati baad mai pata nahi kaya kaya

Aditi - dekhiye hashiye mat mai koi bachi nahi huu

Mai - acha baba sorry sorry bolo kaya kaahogi apni phenoix biwi ko aaj kuch

khila deta ho uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh [uss nai mere hotho ko apne hotho sai mila diya ]

Maine bhi uska shir picche sai pakad liya aur uske hotho ko chusnai laga waah

kaya juicy hoth hai bikul kisi gulkand ki tarah methe aur gulab ki puhaloo ki

khusabho sai bhare hue uss nai halka saa mere seene par dabav banaya toh

Maine usse chhoda

Aditi - hhhuhhuhhuh fffuuuhh fuuhhh [ saase who asse lee rahithi manno 4km bhaag kar aayi thi ]

Mai - bataya nahi kaya kahoge

Aditi - aapke hotho ko kaahungi socha tha par aap toh mujhe hi chusani ko utawale ho gaye

Maine usske hotho par ungli firayi aur ussko chusano laga

uss nai mere hotho ke saath bhi bhi aisa kiya

Aditi - its tasty

Mai - tumhare yummy hai

Aditi - abb

Mai - abb kaya abb kuch kaah loo baaki baad mei saayad station aa gaya hai

Maine car ke gate ko open kiya

 

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Update 183

Mai - waise meri payari si biwi ko aur kaya pasand hai

Aditi - mujhe naa kapade pehana bhaut pasanda hai roj naye naye

Mai - matlab meri jeb khai karnai kaa iraada hai

Aditi - yeh kaya aapko paise ki chinta hai meri khushi ki nahi

Mai - are mere jaan yeh pati kaa copyright dialogue hai dad sai kaafi suna hai

Aditi - mai devika didi sai shikhungi yeh sab

Mai - haa par assi masoom rahana

Aditi - ji jarur

Hum dono bhar aye mai aditi ko leaker waha pahucha

Mai - bhai jara popcorn dena

Porcorn wala - ji masala bhi dala duu..

Aditi - nahi

Porn corn - ok

Hum dono popcorn lekar wahi kadhe hokar khaane lage unka wait karnae lage jinke liye aaye the

Sab humme aur car ko ghur rahe the

Achanak aditi kaa face ghuse jaisa ho gaya

Mai - kaya hua abb

Aditi - who ladaki nai aapko kaya bola

Mai - kaya bol diya

Aditi - aee sexy

Maine piche mud kar dekha uss ladki nai mujhe aakh maari

Aditi - eski toh

Maine uss pakad liya - kaya tum bhi who bus car sai attract

Aditi - esski maa ki saali kutiya

Mai ghabra gaya samnai aunty thi aur ess nai rehan sahan nahi shikha

gaali kah sai shikh lii

Mai - chup chup

Aditi - nahi esska muh tod dungi Mai

Mai - are baba sabka hot aise tumhe dekh naa jaane yaha kon kitana sundar bol raha hoga thik hai naa ghusa mat ho

Aunty - yeh kon hai

Aditi - aapko kaya mere pati hai

Hey bhgawaan pagal kahi ki

Mai has kar aunty ke pair chuta hu - aunty namaste

Rekha [riccha akash ki mom] - kush raho beta yeh ladaki kaya bol rahi

Aditi samajh gayi ki yeh kon aur woh pair chhune lagi

Rekha - khush raho kyu dev tujhe chain nahi beta ruk jaa abhi bhi kahi

sare baal naa udawa lena

Mai - nahi aunty aisa nahi hai bus toda saa fisal jaata hu

Rekha - jada naa fisala karo beta abhi bahut umar padi hai

Mai - akash kha hai

Rekha - aa raha woh rha saaman ke saath aur saath mai sam aur uski family bhi hai

Komal family

Susheela - komal mom

Sudhir - Komal dad

Sam - komal brother jaisa sab janate hai

Maine aditi ki taraf dekha ussnai haath ghumay aur waha humari car jaise ek piche car aa gayi

Mai - tum enhe lekar chalo mai dusari car mai unko lekar aata hu

Rekha - kon si car hai beta

Aditi - yeh waali mummy ji

Rekaha - muumy ji kyu kaha

Adtti - riccha didi ki mummy meri bhi mummy hui naa

Rekha - bhaut acha sochati ho par ussko aaj chodungi nahi thik hote hi

maako bhul agyi sheedhe yaha aa gayi

Aditi - chaiye car Mai mummy ji

Rekha - wow kaafi acchi car hai

Aditi - aapko acchi lagi mummy ji

Rekha - off course beta saayad Maine aisa model hi kabhi nahi dekha hai

Aditi - andar chaliye

Sam - aisa karo mom dad aap akash ke mom dad ke saath chalo hum dono aate hai piche kuch baat bhi ho jaayegi

Sudhir - haa aab saari baate car mai kar lena chalo jaao hum log enke saath hi aa jaayenge

Woh aunty ke saath andar aakar bethi

Udhar hum dusari car mai

Mai - kaya be etna der kaise hua

Akash - abe subah hi toh kaha thaa aa gaya ek toh kaam bich mai chhod ke aane ko bol diya

Sam - haa eska mai bhi nahi samajha kyu

Mai - yaar baat yeh hai ki mera dusara joh roop thaa kdev woh hamesha mere andar reh kar hamesha meri agali chaal jaan jata thaa aur sab kaam mere liye aise karata thaa jaise ki woh mera hi accha chata hai

Sam - matalb phir mahashaitan

Mai- nahi yaar woh toh mere pehale janam ke pitaji hai

Akash - what the f….bro kaya kaya hota tere saath samajh nahi aata

Sam - haa yaar abb yeh mat kehana woh k hi asali viilan hai sala

Akash- haa please nahi

Mai - sach soch rahe ho tum dono mujhe bhi usspar tab sak hua jab usnai mera rajaya khoja joh mere alawa mere ansh ke dudhane ke bus ki baat toh kaya sochani mai bhi nahi aata waise woh aur hum dono ek tarah sai takkat mai ek jaise hai par mai uss sai bahaut jada takkat waar bhi hu

Sam - aur woh kaise

Mai - kyuki mere paas etnai log hai joh mere saath kadhe ho sakate hai tuh hai akash hai aur bhaut sai log

Sam - acha aur unn tino bahiyo kaa kaya karna hai tere abb

Mai - abb unhe maaf karne ke alawa mere pass koi rasata nahi aur mujhe jaha tak lag raha abb unn logo ke unn sab actions ke piche kahi naa kahi k kaa haath

Sam - what toh kaya k tere janam sai tere saath hai kaya

Mai- jaha tak mujhe pata hai haa bilkul aur hamesha sai hai par mujhe ess baar usski ek kamozi kaa pata laga joh har baar sayad nahi thaa

Akash - aur woh hogi family haina

Hum dono - tujhe kaise pata yaar

Akash - tune ek baar jikar kiya thaa

Mai- haa mai jitana apni family matters mai ulajhata woh utana irritate hota tha

Sam mujhe hila ke - abhi toh gaya naa woh tere andar sai haa

Mai - haa be haa gaya woh

Akash - aage kaya scene hai phir yaar

Mai - waise kuch khaas toh nahi abhi diwali ke baad dekhate hai yeh sab

Phir hum nikal pade aage

Udhar

Location - raw agency

Place - secret room

Yaha hala ho raha kabhi koi bol raha tha kabhi koi yaha kaafi log chaliye suniye kon kon hai yaha

Main seat par bethe hai cm of delhi

Unke left side

First seat par - cia agency head [ Anthony siamon]

Second seat par - mi6 head [ tom cruise ]

Third seat par - Indian blackout agency head [ rohan verma ]

Unke right side

First seat par - cyber expert of international security [ mike ]

Second seat par - mohan sir

Third seat par - tourist minister[ ganesh ramagopal]

Abbe etne bade bade log yah kyu jama aayiye jaante hai

………..translating………….

Cm - kaya abb aap sab ladna band karenge

Tom - sir aap logo ko joh bhi karana hai par humare logo ko chhod dijiye

Cm - mohan enke logo ko kyu pakad ke rakaha hai tum nai

Mohan - sir aap ko pata hai naa who terrorist group bahar kaa hai

Anthony siamon - shir yeh humara fault nahi aapke agent jaha taha jakar hadakap

machete hai toh aisa hi hoga naa

Rohan verma - sir aap yeh baat kaise klah sakate hai jab phichli baar humare

agents gaaye the investigate karane jab Indian agent mara gaya hotel mai tab aap

logo nai kaha humare desh mei aab Indian ko allow nahi investigation aur abb

apaka agent yaha pakada gaya ussi jagah jaha who attack hua tab yaha bhaage

bhaage aa gaye

Cm - yeh baat tumnai sahi kahi bilkul

Tom - but humare logo ka kaya

Mohan - tom aap humme fool samjate hai kaya hume yeh nahi pata kaya yeh koi

chhota mota masala nahi jismai saari world ki famous agency saamil hai

Cm - mike kaya kahana caahoge tum

Mike - sir Maine jaha tak pata kiya hai yeh attack ek liquid mobile phone sai

hua hai

Tom /mohan / rohan /cm / siamon sab shock ho gaye yeh kaaya bol raha hai

Tom - esska kaya matalb liquid mobile jaisa kuch nahi hota hai

Mike - mai jada nahi jaanta ess bare last time esske bare mei par haa jab who

cyber attack hua tha instambul mei tab ek insaan sai mulaakat hui saayad koi

agent tha meri jaan bachayi uss nai uss sai suna maine tab mujhe yakin nahi hua

par abb jab maine usski theory par dhyaan diya toh pata chala ki saayad aisa

mumkin hai

Mohan - agent kon thaa who

Tom - haa humme bhi janana hai ki aaj ke attack ke bare mai kon agent etnai

saalo pehale janta tha

Siamon - jaha tak mujhe pata hai waha woh mission par sab ageny thi par roka

App ke agents nai tha

Tom - yes you are right aapki team ‘’ the un beatable ‘’ ‘’JOKER TEAM

 

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UPDATE 184

Mohan - haa sahi kaha par abb who team tut chuki hai

Siamon - tabhi hum loh mission aram sai kar paa rahe warana hum abhi sochate rehate the aapka who agent mission kahatam kar deta tha

Tom - where is joker kaya hua Maine sunna who dead hai

Rohan verma - nahi joker kabhi nahi marata yahi uski khasiyat hai jab log sochate hai ki abb hum realx hokar gunah karenge tab woh tufaan ki tarah aata

hai aur sabki khopadi khol deta hai

Cm - mohan kaya tum usse contact kar sakete any how kaya pata usse ess bare mei kuch pata ho

Mike - kaya mei uss ki photo dekh sakata hu

Moahan - sorry abb usski jankari mujhe nahi hai abb saayad uss nai apna face

badal liya hoaga [ jhhut]

Tom - tab ki dikha sakate ho jab tha agency mai

Mohan sir apana phone nikalte hai aur mike ko pic dhikate hai

Mohan - par woh toh tab mask mei rahata tha tum nai kaise dekha

Mike - yeh toh wahi hai

Mohan - kaise tum kaise jante ho

Mike - jaha mai fasa hua tha waha bhaut jada heat radition tha woh pata nahi kaise bina mask ke zinda bacha tha

Siamon - yeh mai bhi nahi samajh saka aaj tak usse goli kyu nahi lagati thi

aisa kon saa suit pehanta tha

Mohan baat badalate hue - who sab chhodiye mudde ki baat kariye hum bina jaanch kiye kise ko nahi chhodenge

Tom / simon - jaldi kariye joh bhi karana hai kyuki do din ke andar hi lagata jaise koi flood aa gaya ho crime rate etna jada ho gaya pucho mat humare yaha sai bhi bahut sai gangs ekdum active ho gaye hai

Mike - joker ko dhudiye warana yaha etne log marene jayenge ki laashe nahi utha payenge aap uss ke baad aap logo ko bhi satak rahana hoga kyuki unke code

mei aap logo ko nuksan dene kaa andesha hai

Edar joker apni zindagi ke anmol paloo ko saja raha tha apni zindagi mei ek dost

ban ek bhai ban kar kaiyo kaa pati ban kar

Baat yeh nahi ki yeh apni shkatiyo ke hisab sai toda saa alag dhikhata kabhi

lagta hai kitana bada bevkoof hai

Aise kaam karata jismai usse dhuk milata hai yaar haar jaata hai par saayad yeh hua ess liye ki umar dekhane mai badh gayi lekin abhi uss ka dimag uss jone mai nahi gaya ki etna sab ek saath sambhal sake

Halaki bahut si chize woh kar jata hai aur bahut si nahi kyuki uske shareer ki takat abb woh nahi hai joh sayad pichale janam mai thi bhale aapke pass kitni takat ho par woh depend karati hai ki jab aap uska use kar rahe toh woh kaya effect karti hai jispar aap uska use kar rahe ho

Jaha tak agar science ke hisab sai dev aur uski power kaa hona naa hona ek alag baat hai par uski body kis tarah sai powers handle karegi yaa ki hai yeh sab science par hai

Aur dev ke shkatiyo kaa etna load naa ho jaaye ki uski yeh insaani body kisi sukhe pate ki tarah jal jaaye jaise dev nai kushti mai raja ko marane ke liye water light fire kaa use kiya toh woh chize aise hi uske pass nahi aayi balki woh sab uss nai nature sai apni powers ke balbute pe absorb ki dimentionaly aur uska use kiya

Waise mana jaaye toh yaha kuch bhi sach nahi yaar bahut si chize superficial hi yaa sochi samajhi par kuch chize toh apne aap dev ki life mai hui bhi aur woh dusara kuch nahi uska har kisi sai joh love kaa bond bana abb woh cahe kisi bhi tarike kaa ho naa dev usko justify kar sakata hai naa uski lovers

Bhaut sai point pe sayad dev ko bhi lag jata woh sab sai dhoka kar raha par aisa baad mai proof hota hi woh sab bus uski soch hai par kuch chize uski soch sai sahi hai jaise werwolf banate hue uska woh janwar pan aur agar hum yaha jaate hai toh hum yeh bhi samajh sakate hai ki jaha uss werwolf ki soch hai yaa kaho jaise k dev dev ka ek hisa thaa woh bhi ek hisa hai

Aur jab do log ek jagh rehate hai toh unmai yaa toh dosati hoti hai yaa dushami abb dekhana yeh hai k dev aur uss werwolf mai kon saa rista bana waise samajhana etan bhi mushkil hai nahi k dev ko khoon aur nuksaan pahuchana pasand hai aur uss werwolf ko bhi

Toh kaya dev par abhi bhi kdev kaa control hai yaa werwolf usska saath dega yeh toh aage pata chal jaayega kyuki etna har koi janata hai jab uss par kisi chiz kaa nasha chadata hai toh kuch dikhata hai aage kaa naa soch kaam karati aur jab woh kaam ho jata hai toh usske bus effects dekhani yaa jhelane bach jaate woh aache bhi ho sakate hai aur bure bhi

Toh Abb esi ke saath dev kaya thaa kaya nahi uss ka end karate hai aur abb chalate hai Agale part yaa kaho agale chapter

Smart Joker - Dev Sex and K Terror

 

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UPDATE 185



Mai sabke saath lekar ghar pahucha

Riccha komal jaldi jaldi aa rahi thi humari taraf aaj kuch jada hi khush lag rahi thi kaafi tayar hokar aayi thi nicche pooja ki thali ko dekhate hue aa rahi thi

Humare paas akar humari arati karnai lagi

Riccha - maa aapko koi preshani toh nahi hui naa

Rekaha - nahi dev ho toh kaahe ki preshani

Komal - aur maa aapko

Susheela - haa beta aur tuh thik hai naa

Komal - haa maa bilkul thik hu

Akash (tilak lagawate hue ) - didi ptali ho gayi ho kahana nahi khaati kaya

Mai - oyye kehana kaya cahata hai mai bhuka rakahata hu usse

Rekha - yeh dono phir ladnai shuru ho gaye chaloo andar

Susheela - haa sahi kaha abhi yeh ladana chalu hue phir yeh sam bhi bich mai kudh padega chalo andar chale aur sabsai mile

Mai - haa par dekhiye naa aunty ji yeh.....

Riccha - mummy bolo aunty kaya hota hai

Komal has deti hai

Akash ( ladao kahate hue ) - haa saala kuch samjhata hi nahi

Mai - beta tuh bach ke rehana mujhsai

Sam hasata hua - chal bahut dekhe hai tere jasse

Mai ungli dhikha kar - tuhh bhi .....

Tabhi mera phone ring hua

Akash - pehale phone utha chalo didi bhaut bhukh lagi hui hai

Mai phone lekar todha side mei aaya

Mere samajh mei nahi aaya yeh nitika etnai dino baad mujhe call kyu kar rahi hai

Mai phone cut kiya aur jaane hi waala tha ki phit ring hua

Mai - hello kon

Nitika - hello dev

Mai thoda saa shock tha ki nitika kabhi mujhe ess naam sai nahi bulati yaa toh

sir kahati ya dd

Nitika - hello hello

Mai - are nitika tum kaisi yaad kiya mujhe

Nitika - tum toh bhul gaye hume raw sai nikale ke baad kam sai kam dost ki

tarah hi yaad kar lete

Mai - are aisa kuch nahi hai bus toda saa busy tha

Nitika - haa akhhir jisko etne log payaar karte ho woh busy kyu nahi hoga

Mai - tum naa emotional baate bahut karati ho acha batao kaisi ho

Nitika - thik hu shikha sai baat hui usse kaya hua hai woh kush nahi lag rahi

thi

Mai uss sai baat karata hua toda ghar sai dur aa gaya tha

Mai - aree nahi aisa kuch nahi hai toda busy hai ghar ke kaamo mei thak jaati

hogi

Nitika - kaya tum apni badi behan ko hamesha essi tarah treat karate ho

Mai - are nahi nahi tumsai baat kara raha hu toh team ki yaad aa gayi thi

Nitika - haa mujhe bhi bhaut yaad aa rahi hai team ki kaya ess diwali hum mil

nahi sakate kaya

Mai - arav shikha yahi hai tum jagpreet ko lekar aa jaao aur kaya par abhi nikalo kal toh diwali hai hi

Nitika has kar - joker toh ayega naa

Mai bhi has kar - off course bus sir ko mat lana bina baat ke mission chipaka

denge mai abhi enn sab ke mood mei nahi hu

Nitika - ok nahi laungi sir he he he

Mai - good girl see you soon

Mai call cut ki aur jungle ki taraf bahadh gaya

Udhar

Ek jagah phone uthaya kisi nai

Awwaj - aaaahhhhh mar gayi aram sai karo naa

Mahashaitan nai toda shir khujaya - yeh sala kab shudherega

Ladki - hello konn essssshiiii aaaahh booliyee aahh aahh aah

Mahashaitan - jara joh tumhari jaan nikal rahe hai unko phone do

Ladaki - jaan yeh loo koi tumhe bula raha hai

K - phek dee phone pehale tere chut kaa baja bajani de kitani garam hai yeh

Woh phir chillayi - haaye mai mar gayi aram sai karoo do ghante sai baja rahe

ho esse ufff yeh saale mera dimag kaharab kar rahe the

K - laa dhikha esse bhi dekhu kon hai

K - haa hello kon hai bee aur time nahi mila kaya tujhe bich mai maja kaharab kar raha hai

Mahashaitan - jitana kaha thaa utana toh nahi par kaafi log aa gaye hai yaha

K ruk gaya aur cigrete thukate hue - acha instambul waale aaye ki nahi

Ladki - karoo naa jaan kyu ruk gaye

K - aee chal chup ekdum

Mahashaitan - haa aa gaye

Ladki - aaahhhhh maaa

Mahashaitan - aram sai aaye aap

K dusri cigrete pitte hue - thik yeh matter kahatam karke aata hu

Edhar

Mujhe bahut tezz ghusa aa raha tha pata nahi kyu nitika yaa sir ke aane ki baat sai yaa kuch aur pata nahi kaha gayi meri cigrete ki packete joh mai chupa chupa kar pita tha aaj tak maine eska jikar nahi kar paaya par aaj yeh saamnai aa hi gaya tha

Tabhi kisi nai cigrete badhayi maine cigrete li jaldi sai aur pine laga yeh bhi

nahi dekha ki kisnai di hai mujhe

Mai balcony mei cahala gaya pita hua aur hawa mei dhua udani laga

Thode dher baad mai relax hua

Ohh shit mujhe cigrete kis nai di thi maine cigerete ko paas ke flower pot mei

bhujha diya maine piche dekha neha kahdi thi waha mai usske paas gaya aur

packete chin liya

Mai - neha tum yeh packete kyu uthayai thi diamag toh thik hai naa tumhara

Neha dheere sai - woh yaha table par paani gir gaya tha toh maine apne pass rakh li thi

Mai - ohh sorry mai tum par chilaaya par tum yahi sab chize abhi apne saath kaya enhe dhkeha bhi mat karo pata hai ess sai anne waale baache par ashar pad

sakata hai

Neha - aap kyu paershaan ho rhe ho sab thik hai

Mai - haa par pata nahi neha mujhe reh ke azeeb saa dar lagata hai ais kyu hai aakhir mere andar kaa dar jata kyu nahi

Neha mujhe aram sai bethati hui - aap etna chinata naa karo aur dar toh hona acchi baat hai taaki aap har chiz ke liye satark rahe par uske liye ghabrana nahi caahiye naa

Mai - jaan aaj phir sai raw kaa call aaya aur mujhe lagata waha kuch galat hua joh mujhe bula rahe par mera mood nahi hai

Neha mujhe ghur ke - kaisi baate kar rahe mood nahi kar rah kaya pata woh pareshani K ki wajagh sai aayi ho aap aise toh nahi the naa

Mai - haa par phir gaya mai toh sabko kaise time de paaunga

Neha - ek baat baatiye aap kaaya aapko abhi bhi lagata ki aapke time naa dene sai aap hume kho doge

Mai - haa kyuki joh tumnai kiya tumnai kiya thaa pehale uss sain mera dar kam nahi badh jata hai

Neha ke aakho sai achank sai aashu aa gaye woh bethanai waali thi par maine usko pakad ke aram sai betha diya

Mai - kaya hua tumhe abb

Neha - uss purani chizo ke liye mujhe maaf kar de na abb mai samjhdar ho gayi hu aur baaki log toh mujhsai jada samjhdaar hai

Mai has ke - are baba thik abb toh aise mat dukhi raho

Neha apne aashu poch ke hasati hui - haa par aap apne kaam pe vapas thoda dhyaan dene lage naa jaane aapke naa hone sai waha kitnai galat chize ho

Mai - par jab mai joker banata hu naa mere aas pass khoon hota hai toh mere andar kaa woh behdiya bahar aa jaayega naa

Neha - toh woh log toh marnege naa bus aap thoda control kare aur pichali baar etnai powers bhi nahi thi toh power sai control karana bus

Mai hasata hua usske gaalo ko hilata hua - baat toh ekdum sach keh rahi ho

 

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Neha - waise aap nai shaadi ke baar mai kuch socha hai ki nahi

Mai- thoda wkhat do naa sab ho jaayega jaan

Neha - toh kaya aap kehana kaya caahate hai ki humara bacha bina kisi naam ke ess duniya mai aayega

Mai- neha neha aisa mat socho mai bus nahi caahata ki aubhi kuch muskile aaye

Neha - kaya matlab hai muskiloo sai aapka

Mai- nahi nahi saayd muskile sahi nahi hai saayad musibate aa jaaye

Neha - kaya bakawas hai yeh sab aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakate hai humara baccha kaya musibat hai aapke liye

Mai - nahi neha aisa nahi bus mai kehana cahata hu yeh sahi mahool nahi yeh sab karnai kaa bache par galat ashar pad sakata hai

Neha bhar jaane lagi apne room ki taraf mai bhi usske picche chal pada mai nahi janta ki woh etani jaldi kaise etnai baadi baadi baate karnai lagi par aur kaise mujhe samjhati hui ekdum badal gayi ghusse mai saayad meri baate usske dil ko gahyal kar gayi thi

Mai usske room mai pahucha toh woh mirror ke pass khadi thi

Maine jaakr usse picche sai hug kar liya

Neha - chhodiye mujhe

Mai- sorry jaan mai manata hu ki thoda late ho raha par tum mujhe khudgarj keh sakati hoo

Neha - huuuhh woh toh aap hoo hi

Mai - accha kaya meri papu ki maa aabb mujhe maaf karegi

Neha - haa par aaj ke baad esse papu mat kehana tab

Mai- aare baap re etna ghusa

Neha mere haatho ko apne pet par kas leti hai - mujhe maaf kariye saayd jab sai yeh mere andar aaaya hai mai kuch jada hi sochani lagi huuh kabhi kabhi man hota hai ki aapka shir fod duh kabhi bahut payaar aata hai

Mai- aare aisa kaya kiya maine

Neha - pata nahi saayad yeh joh sochata hai mai bhi wahi sochati huhh

Mai- haa essko apni maa sai bahut payar hai apne dad ko lagata hai jada pasand nahi karata hai

Neha - pata hai abhi mere dimag mai kaya khayaal aa rahe hai

Mai- kaya baatoo toh

Neha - yahi ki kab aap hum dono ke saath akele time bitaoge matalb �

Mai- shhii bus karoo mai samajh raha huuuh yeh natakahat caahata hai mai usski maa ko time duuh usski dekh bhaal karu tabhi mai keh raha yeh bahut jada alag hoga sabsai

Neha mudhi aur mujhe ek kiss de diya

Mai - wow waise yeh kisi taraf sai tha

Neha - esski taraf sai par mere hotho sai

Maa - are dev tuh yaha neha ke saath asse kyu kahada hai

Mai neha sai alag hua

Mai- kuch nahi maa bus esse samajha raha tha ki jada kaam pe dhyaan naa de rest kare maa sambhal ke

Mai speed sai maa ko pakad liya warana maa shidyoo sai gir jaati

Maine maa ko aram sai lita diya

Mai - kaya maa kitana kaam karati ho aram kiya karoo

Maa - pata nahi kisi nai mujhe dahkka diya aisa laga

Maine neha ko dekha

Mai - chalo maa niche jao koi kaam thaa mujh sai

Maa - haa beta jaa jara dhekh mithayi ko kah de

Mai- accha maa diwali ke naa

Maa -chal phir nicche aa jaa kuch kaah lee

Mai - haa maa aap chaloo mai aata huuh

Maa chali gayi

Mai - neha esska maa ke liye payar badhata jaa raha

Neha - aare aap bhi naa kuch bhi har kuch yahi todhi karega

Par mujhe laga raha tha ki kahi maa nai hume toka ess liye uss nai kuch kiya mai bhi naa jaane kaya sochani laga tha

Mai- chalo niche kahana kaah lee

Phir mai neha ke saath niche aaya aur beth gaya

Sabnai nasta kiya

Tabhi mere phone mai message aya

Message dekha ek video thi uss mai

Pratibha aur agani ko kissi nai ked kar liya hai

Mai- mujhe jana hoga meri bhanji musibat mai hai

Dad - abb kon si behan ki beti hoo gayi hai

Mai- aakar batata hu

Ek aur message aya

Dd 1567 carore lekar aa jaa warna aapni muh boli behan aur bhanji ki laash ke tukado ke saath diwali manana par mujhe pata tuh aayega jarur

Devika - jana jauri hai kaya hum kuch help kare

Mai - nahi yaha sabka dhyaan rakho aur bhaut jaruri hai nahi toh jaata kaise aaj waise bhi bhaut maja aa raha hai

Devika mere pass aakar - aisa kaya hua hai

Mai- dhekho aisa naa karo yeh sab toh mai tabhi bhi nahi sah pata tha abb aur muskil hota hai etna karib mat aaya karo

Saloni- mai bhi chalu ek ek kaa shir fod dungi aaj mai

Dad - bhai tera jab sai sach samane aya hai sab kuch jada hi free hote jaa rahe hai

Thoda sabaka muh bana

Mai- haa dad sahi kaha aur abhi yahi manao diwali mai thoda saa bus thoda saa koon ki holi khel ke aata hu

Uske baad mai uth ke bahar aaya aur yeh kaya karne aayi hai mere piche

Mai - are abb kaya hua hai

Saloni - jaldi ana mera bhi man thoda saa khoon bahanai kaa hai mere jalim bhai

Nikloo be yaha sai aaj kasam sai bikul naya saa experience tha ekdum jaise ki sex journay par gaya tha

Bhar nikala toh pari mil vapas

Pari- etna paisana kyu aa raha hai aapko didi nai kaya kiya

Mai- kkk...ucch bhi toh kuch bhi nahi

Pari - mera diwali gift kaha hai

Mai- baad mai deta huu naa baby abhi jaana hai

Pari pair patak kar - nahi nahi mujhe abhi abhi caahiye

bilkul abhi

Mai- dekh ghusa naa dila diwali hai toh tuhh

Pari tezzz sai roone lagi chilla chilla kar mai samajh gaya yeh abb apna darama shuru karegi

Aur yeh raha pahala waar

Maa - kaya hua pari beta

Pari- bhaiya mujhe nahi de rahe joh mai maang rahi huu

Yeh raha dusra joh taye tha

Dad - dev kyu rulata hi esse kisi bhi festival par

Mai- par dad

Aage mai bol nahi paaya

Pari pair patakati hui- aawwwhhh haaaa dekho dad nahi de rahe yeh

B chacha - dev abb tuh bacha nahi hai chal de joh maang rahi

Mai haath jod kar - chal meri maa bus enn logo ko uper naa bulana pata nahi kaha kaha sai nikal nikal ke aa rahe hai

Aare yeh kaya yeh aaj toh ekdum chup hoo gayi

Hum room mai gaaye aur ghusa baad mai gate phele band

Mai- abb bata kaya caahiye tujhe laakar deta huu

Achank sai mujhe dhaka laga aur mai jakar bed par gira

Mai palat toh mai uske pose si hairna tha yeh aakhir kaya mangani waali hai joh etna seductive cute hoti chali jaa rahi hai

Pari mere paas akar

Pari- kaya aaj mujhe bhi kuch mil sakata hai

Mai- kaya cahiye tumhe

Pari - maine aaj andar bhi kuch nahi pehana hai

Mai- aacha thika hai kaya kaya kaha kuch bhi nahi

Pari shir hila kar - uuuhh huuh kuch bhi nahi

Mera man kah raha tha ki chadh kaa aur aaj ese cutnes ko apana diwana bana de joh woh phele bhi par aaj toh aag par aag lag rahi hai

Pari tab tak mere uper beth gayi

Pari - bolo naa bhaiya

Mai apna thuk andar ghot ke - bhaiya

Pari- haa mujhe toh apne bhaiya sai payar hai abb caahe woh mere pati hi kyu naa hoo mujhe accha nahi lagata aur kuch bolana its just soo boaring

Mere muh sai nikal gaya - jhakas

Pari- saach mai aapko pasand hai yeh

Mai phir thoda saa hichichya - huu hai toh thik hai

Pari- toh karo maa meri sehali kahati hai bada maja aata jab koyi kudh sai kare

Mai- toh karunga pari par abhi kaam hai mujhe

Pari- kaam ke saath meri body sai kheloge

Mai- aare koi ludo hai kaya joh khelu

Pari- bolo naa mujhe bada maja aata tha jab sotte hue aap meri naabhi daba dete the

Mai- tab mai need mai rehata tha

Pari- accha toh abb mai need mai rahu tab aap karna

Mai- tujhe kaya maja essmai

Pari- recod karna naa sunna hai dar kar esska maja aur aata hai

Mai- toh kaya abb mujhe wahi dev banana hoga joh mai kayi saal phele tha aaee yehh kaya nahi pari uthh uss par sai

Pari - nahi rehani do naa garam garam hai maja aa raha bada

Mai- maje kaa fal neha ko mile gaya

Pari- woh chhodo aapka kitana lamba hai

Mai - aaee natakhat pagal hai kaya

Pari - kyu sab apne bf kaa size pata rakahti hai apana bata do

Mai- dekh jabsai mai wolf bana huu yeh napa nahi maine

Pari- ruko inch tape lekar aati

Mai- nahi nahi mujhe nahi napwana hai abhi jana hai mujhe

Chaaarrr merk shirt bichari kurban hoo gaayi

Aabe aakhir jab sai yeh K gaya hai jaise sab badal gaya meri life kaa interest wapas aa gaya tha pehale jaisi hichak nahi rahi laga rha jaise sabko lag gaya hai ki abb mai uska dev hi hu koi aur nahi

Pari phir ghusse meri chaati mai nakun ghussa deti hai

Mai- aahhh kyu ghussa ho rahi hai

Pari- mujhe size napana hai

Mai- uss din dekha naa

Pari- woh toh chusa bhi tha par napana hai

Mai - jaa lekar aa inch tape

Woh uth kar jaise hi gayi mai diwal sai dusri or aa gaya

Pari chilla kar - bhaiyaaaaaaaaaa....

Mai - ufff baach gaya abbe yeh paani ki bunnde kaha sai aayi

Shikha - aap yaha

Mai man - aabe harmkhor shida bank mai land nahi ho sakata tha kaya

Mai has kar - kyu kaya apni biwi sai nahi mil sakata kaya

Shikha - nahi mai toh abb aapke naa biwi layak huu naa aapke bhen aur naa aapke dost ke laayak

Maine aage jaakr usski chuchiyo ko ekdum sai pakad liya

Woh meri taraf aakhe faad ke dekhati hai

Mai - sunno

Shikha - khhoyi si - huuuh

Mai- tumhare boobs sabsai aache lagate hai mujhe

Shikha aakhe faad ke dekhati hai

Mai- kaya dhekh rahi hoo abb enko bhaut kadak bana liya abb mai enko dhila karunga

Shikha phir - huuhh

Mai waha sai gayab hoo gaya aur woh aise murat bani kadhi reh gayi

Mai pahuch gaya waha sai bank

Maine ek cigar jalayi aur andar ghus gaya pita hua

Mai andar gaya par apna mask phen liya waha sab jaise bhed barkriyo ki tarah line mai lage hue the

Mai shidha jakar aage pahucha

Sab chila pade aee aee piche lag piche abbe koi khana mangnai aaya hu kaya salo

Mai piche jaise muda sabki fat ke chaar ho gayi ek do bando ke alawa

Aur unmai pehali yeh

Par yeh aage waala jada fudak raha tha

Aagewala - oye tamiz hai ki nahi tujhe joker laga raha hai aise

Mai- saale wahi toh huuhh mai

Chataak ek karara japad usse diya maine

Mai- aabe tum sabko bachani ke chakar maine yaha apni jhand kar ki zindagi tum saalo line mai nahi lag sakate

Picche sai koi boli badi tezz

Nisha - aee mister paise waale ho yaa koi aur jakar line mai lagoo aur yeh bhehuda dress nikal kar aaya karo jada hero banani ki kosis naa karo

Mai shidha usse paas gaya aur shir ko pakada aur kiss karnai

laga

Thode der baad maine usnai mujhe dhaka de diya mujhe dhaka dena usske bus ki baat kaha

Mai- waah yeh bank sabsai aacha hai paise nikalnai sai phele muh mitha karwa diya

Nish haath uth kar - yoouuuu.. Aaaaahhhh

Maine haath pakad kar par saayad meri cigar lag gai usse par maine dhyaan nahi diya - yeh joh ghamand hai naa ese apni undergarment mai rakaha kar samajhi mujh sai uljhana teri bus ki baat nahi hai

Nisha - my foot

My - your lips is too tasty then your foot and your ego

Nisha- tum mere baare mai jante hi kaya ho

Maine ek haath sai usse side mai kiya

Aur manager ke room mai aaya

Managar - sir aap yaha

Mai usske muh par dhua chhodate hue - aabe kaya abb mai line mai lagunga yaha par

Managar - sir woh sab naye hai naa

Mai- toh sabko meri taswir ko din raat dihaya kar par aage sai meri bejati naa ho

Tabhi gate khol kar nisha andar aa gayi

Managar - mam aap bahar rukiye pleaseb

Nisha- aap ess gunde ke liye pm ki poti ko wait karnai ko kah rahe hoo yeh jitani paise nikalega uss sai jada mai tumhe tip dungi

Managar - mam aap insai naa uljahiye yeh aapki soch aur shakti sai bhaut uper hai

Nish - bol toh asse rahe ho jaase koi maharaja aa gaya hai

Manager - mai aapsai behas nahi karunga joh karna hai karo sir kitne paise caahiye aapko

Mai- 1600 carore bus jaad nahi transfer karne hai jis account mei mai bolunga

 

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MEGA UPDATE 187

Nisha ladkhada kar gate sai takara gayi

Managar - mam

Mai- abbe kaya mam mam kar raha hai joker ko wait nahi karna aata hai

Manager - sir abb etna paisa ek saath nahi de sakte hai

Mai manager ko pakad kar utha liya garadan sai - kyu bee jab saale maine 5 harazar carore yaha jama karwaaiye tab nahi bola tha tune haa be

Managar - uhh uuhhh sir ab bhaut jada security ho gayi hai

Mai- toh koi rasata bata mujhe paise caahiye

Manager - chalo thik hai sir acoount mai taransfer kar deta hu mai

Tabhi mera phone baja

Adami- joker woh joh manger bola naa wahi ussko lekar aa yaha humare acoount mai transfer kar dega

Maine mangar ko liya aur bahar nikala

Mangar sab sai -tum sab kaam karo mai aata huu aur haa koi darani ki baat nahi

police ko call nahi karana samajhe warana bhukhe mar jaaoge

Hum dono bahar aa gaye

Maine do kash aur lagaye

Mai- thoda saa sorry haa harkat ke liye tunhare rooms mai cameras the

Managar - sir mai aapko janta huu acche logo ke saath aap bura nahi karate

warana mera pariwar aaj sadak par hota

Mai- chal kaha hai tera laptop

Managar -loker mai hai

Mai- accha lock password bata

Mangar - 45231

Mere haath mai usska laptop tha

Managar - yeh kaise kiya aapnai

Managar cigar uski mooh ki taraf karate hue - tere baccho ke liye bhi toh kuch

sunanai ko hona cahiye naa

Mai usse lekar usski gaadi mai beth gaya aur aade par pahucha

Maine socha tha yeh paise kaa chakkar kahatam hi kar deta huu mai aaj dekar

chutti wasse mujhe en sabki jaurat nahi woh toh bus ess liye churaye the ki

saale yeh terrorist don logo ko hathiayar ke liye paise naa mile

Par abb jada hoo raha marnai ko do second mai marr duu par jane doo

Hum dono andar jaane lagge mai toh masti mai cigar pita hua jaa raha tha

Ek adami- aee dd urff joker yeh cigar yahi phek de

Mai- fffuuuhhh kyuu bee

Adami- boss kaa order hai

Mai essara kar ke - edhar aare naa aja aja dar mat

Woh mere pass aaya

Adami- bolo

Mai- tune aaj sharab pi thi naa

Adami - haa tujh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Maine sigar usski aakh mai ghussa di

Mai- bhenchhod jab tujhe kisi nai naa rooka toh mujhe kyu roka tune

Waha khade 5 adamiyoo nai mere par gun taan di

Mai -saalo abhi dimag thikhani hai yaa nahi chup chaap passe le lo aur chhod do

dono ko wasse bhi aa mera mood toda asshiquana hai mujhe meri janmano ke pass jana hai

Picche sai

SP - boss

SP - kaya ree bhidu kaahe ko chapar chapar karawata hai woh piaisa dene ke

wasate aaya hai tum log fokat mai kyu marana cahate hoo

Adami- aaaah...hhh.h...bhai meri aakh jal rahi hai

SP -terich toh gaand bhi jali hai ree bhidu jaa jakar dr. ko dikaha aur tuh

men kaya naam tumhara haa dd paisa laaya men

Mai managar ko aage kar ke - haa yeh raha le le ess sai

SP - challo andar men

Hum andar akar ek table par beth gaye

SP - mujhe log bole ki tum bhaut khatanak hoti

Mai- abbe chutiye ek awaaj mai bol kaya dvd ke maafik pura india dikhaya raha

hai

SP - mera baap bhaut harmai hona tabich aisa ho gaya mai men

Mai- teri baap ki teri maa saale kaaha hai dono

SP ekdum sai badala aur hasa - laa ree uss chamiya ko saali badi kadak maal

hai ree

Maine apni muthi bandh li

Managar kaa mut nikal gaya kyuki woh ek baar live show dekh chuka hai

SP aur sab has paade - kaya bee chirkut saale kis mutiye ko lee aaya hai

Mai- sun bee milawat ki paidaish agar ek baar aur meri bhen ko gaali ni naa toh

sabki mut paani band kar dunga

Ek adami sammnai sai - bhai uss najuk kali ko bhi toh........hh..

Maine usski taraf dhekha toh woh bolata hua chup hoo gaya

SP - kaya hua be chup kyu ho gaya bol

Adami- kuch nahi bhai mai woh piche kon hai be bahar nikal nahi toh bhun dunga abhi

Maine piche dekha abe teri yeh kaya kar rahi hai

SP - kaya bhidu yeh do kam thi aur le aaya saath mai kaya karata miya etna chutiyapana

Kasish - abe oye sade murge ki chilli hui baasi taang tera baap samane kadha hai aur tuh yaha dialogue baaji kar rha hai

Mai usko apne pass khich ke - tuh yaha kaya kar rahi yaha kaa pata tujhe kisnai diya haa

Kasish muh niche kar ke kadhi ho gayi

Mai - bol naa

Adami - kaya be yaha family darama karega ahhhhhh

Maine manager kaa pen phek ke usko mara woh pen uske din ko chirata hua bahar nikal ke SP ke pairo mai gira

Mai vapas kasish ki taraf muda waha SP ke do log bahagate hue kursi lekar aaye

Adami - DD bhai aap dono betho naa beth ke baate karo

SP - aabe tum dono bhi dar gaya hai lagata hai

Adami- bhai koi jaruri kaya jab tak kudh ki naa fate chain naa mile kaahe dialoge baazi kar rhae paise lo kaam kahatam

SP - hat be chuje kahi ke mai dekhata esko toh

Managar roo kar - plz paise lo aur chhod do baate mat karoo plz

SP- kyu bee apne adde mai naa yeh tera matlab hai

Managar - nahi mai tum sabki body katate hue nahi dhekh sakata huu

Tabhi waha ek adami unn dono ko lekar aa gaya ,

Paratibha - chhod do humme

SP - loo aa gaya maal

Paratibha - tum jante ho mere pati commisionar hai yaha ke

SP - aach bada dukh hu jaan kar ki tab bhi nahi bacha payega tumhe

Managar - bhai aap kyu bachodi kar rahe hoo

SP - kaya bola bee

Managar - kutto kyu ungli kar rahe ho jaante ho naa saamnai kon betha

SP - bol toh asse raha hai jaase yeh hume maarega

Manager - nahi yeh marata nahi katata hai

Pratibha - kam sai kam meri bachi ko yaha sai chhod do mai toh huh naa yaha

Mai- daro mat mai huh naa yaha

Paratibha - tum kaya karoge tumnai toh mask pehana hua hai mask pehanane sai koi hero nahi ho jaata aur tum mujhe kyu bachanai lage

Sab hasani lage jise dekh kar paratibha todhi chock gayi

SP - loo eska bhai esse bachanai aaya hai aur yeh esse pehachani bhi nahi

Agni has kar - mama aap ho kaya

Paratibha - dd tum hoo kaya

Maine mask niakal diya

Agani - yeh mama aa gaye mama aa gaye

Mai utha aur unn dono ke pass gaya

Mai agani sai - haa mai gaya aap thik ho naa

Agani - nahi yeh log gande hai enhonai mummy ke saath bhaut ganda ganda

kiya

Mai - accha

Maine haath usske shir par rakaha aur woh soo gayi

Mai usse didi ki goad mai diya - esse sambhalo mai jara enn logo ko enki aukat

bata do aur jara tuh kacy edhar aao enke saath kadhi raho

SP - aee maar re

Adami - bhai pehale uss ladaki ko kahatam kar dete hai

Woh adami mujhe goli marnai wala tha jisnai bola tha agani ko bura

Par woh tigger daba pata usse sai phele maine usski gardan pakad li aur table ke

kone par de maari kuch lakadiyo ke faas usske shir mai ghus gaye aur woh

chillanai laga

Maine ek ghusa usske kaan par mara aur usnai jaise hi chilaane ke liye muh

khol maine usski jebh pakadi aur apni talwar sai kaat di nikal ke piche sai

Usski jeebh table par tadapani lagi aur woh niche jamin par

Managar dar ke maare jakar ek piller ke piche chup gaya

SP sadmai mai aa gaya essi sai ki yeh kaya hua

Maine uss adami ko pakada joh en dono ko yaha laya tha tabhi ek goli mere

aamnai sai gujari joh didi ko lagani wali thi par maine bich mai usske do tukade

kar diye

Mai uss sai - kyu tune enn dono ko chua bhi kaise maine usska haath pakada aur

usske khadhe sai usska haaath ukahad kar phekh diya joh sidha jakar managar ke aage gira

Managar kaa fir dar ke maare mut nikal gya

Sab kud kud kar bhagani lage

Mai mask pehana aur done ke piche baga aur

Maine ek ki taang par jor ki laat maari woh tut gayi aur dusre gaand mai talwaar

ghused di joh aage usski jhaangs sai bahar nikal gayi woh chillanai laga

Maine usski jhaang sai tawalaar nikali aur jisski taand todi uski kidney mai

ghusa

Mai - saale haala mat kar warana ek ek piece kaat ke rakh dunga tere woh roota hua apne muh ko haath sai band kar ke gir gaya

Mai tawlar nikali usski kidani sai woh toh mar gaya

Maine talwaar ko haath sai saaf kiya aur khoon ki chite usske muh par maari

Mai- chal pair aage kar aur haa chillana mat

Aur ussnai apne dusre haath sai apna pair aage kiya mai usski jhaang par pair

rakh ke aage badha tha ki apna dard rokte rokate woh behosh hua yaa mara pata nahi

Maine piche dekha nahi zinda hai woh haath jodnai laga

Maine ek laat usski lund par maari aur usska kaam kahatam woh shidha jakar

manage ke paas gira

Maine talwar ghumata hua aage badha

Mai- aabe kaha gaya be milawat ki paidaish bahar aa warana ek ek ko dudh ke

maarunga

Bhar kuch baade khidaki sai

Unnmai sai ek chillaya - bhai bahar aa jaao kiyu humare piece katwa rahe hoo

aap

SP - chup kar amma bacha lee aaj kabhi apun naa krega yeh kaam

Mai- aacha tuh waha betha chal bahar aa jaa warana

Woh bharwala - bhai humko ......aaahhhhhhhhh

Woh etna bol paya tha ki mai usske saamnai tha aur meri talawaar usski gardan ke aar paar

SP ekdum sai apni jagah par kadha ho gaya

Mai andar aaya aur SP ke pass jakar kursi par beth gaya

SP - bhai mai samajah gaya hu har joker hasanai wala nahi hota hai kuch

humsai jaiso kaa moot khoon nikale wala hota hai

Mai- yahi baat jab mai kah raha tha tab samajh nahi aa raha tha

SP - aap le jaao apni muh boli bhen ko

Mai- aabe chutiye behan toh behan hai phir kaya muh boli yaa sagi

SP mujhe toda normal samjha abb - toh bhai mai jaau abb yaha sai

Maine uske khandhe par talwaar rakh di

SP tezzi sai - nahi bhai mujhe maaf kar do meri biwi mar jaayegi mere bacche hai

chhote chhote meri maa bhi bhaut jada .........

Mai bich mai- shiiiii

Yeh sunate hi woh chup ho gaya

Mai- phele yeh bata yeh underwold waalo ko mera no kaise mila aur enka pata

kis nai bataya tujhe

SP - ek din mere adami nai enhe dd ke baare mai bolate hue sunna yeh bacchi

keh rahi thi dd mama kaha hai

Humme sak hua aur phir enhe kidnap kiya toh esske pati sai aapka no mila

bhai

Mai - aacha tunne chamiya kisi bola tha

SP - chamiya mai chamiya mai naachunga aap bolo didi aap kahiye naa humme

chhod de

Pratibha didi toh jaase sadmai mai jaa chuki thi aur kasish bhi

SP ke chillanai sai toda dhyaan bhang hua unnka har jagah khoon khoon tha yeh

sab dekhate hue unnki nazar mujh par padi

Paratibha - bhai yeh sab kaya kar raha hai chhod de ennhe

Mai- na naa mai nahi chhod sakata joh mere saamnai galat karta hai mai usse naa

chhodata toh mere saath galat karni waalo ko kaisi chhod do

Tabhi agani uthanai lagi yeh azzeb tha mere jaadu etnai jaldi toh kahtam nahi hota yeh kaise hua aakhir

 

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Are wahi mara pita hoga yaa thoda bhaut ched khaani warana joker etnai payaar sai naa marata naa

Shukriya bhai waise mai bhi soch raha gaye kaha fallen angle chalolate aaye par aaye toh aur cutring mode cahlu rehana caahiye kaya waise baaki ki chize ess baar nahi bola kuch aapnai waiting ....for next one

 

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UPDATE 188

Maine haath wiper ki tarah ghumaya waha sab kuch gayab ho gaya khoon laashe

Par mere aisa karnai sai waha par sabake muh khule rah gaye

Agani- mama yeh gande uncle aapsai sorry maan rahe hai kaya niche beth kar

Mai has - haa aee chal maafi maang

SP - sorry mujhe maaf kar do mat maaro mujhe

Agani - hi hi hi chhod do mama enhe yeh roo rahe hai

Mai- beta aaj ess nai baccha liya warana tera kaya kaya karata pata nahi chalata abb nikal yaha sai

Sab ke sab waha sai aase bhaage jaise kbhi naa bhaage honge

Agani- mummy mama sai kaho mujhe crackers dilwaye warana mai baat nahi karungi aur naa maami sai

Mai- aare mere bacchu mai dilawata huu naa aur maami ek minute didi yeh kon si maami ki baat kar rahi hai

Paratibha - Are masoom aur kon

Mai- acha mil lena uss sai bhi abb chaloo

Paratibha - kaha

Mai- ghar mere

Pratibha - thik hai par alok

Mai - unki chinat naa karo aap

Paratibha man mai- esske saath jaane mai fayada hai kaahi essnai hum par bhi jaadu kar diya toh

Mujhe yeh sun kar hasi si aayi bichari dar gayi aur etna sab dekhane ke baad kaise naa ho par ek maharani tab sai chup hi bethi thi ji haa kacy I mean kasish aur wha sai manger apne rasate nikal gaya

Phir mai unn sabko lekar ghar aaya sab logo sai milaya woh dono kaafi khush hue aur ghar waale bhi

Mai pehale toh nahaya aur phir phone uthaya hi tha ki

Mai receive kar ke

Mai - haa be bol saale

K - haramkhor paise dekar jata naa be

Mai - baat toh aise kar raha tuh mera naukar hai bheek maang raha hai

K - ha ha ha woh toh sabko pata hai etnai saal se kon kiske ishare pe chal raha tha

Mai - abe jaa jaa tere jaise bahut dekhe hai

K - naa naa abhi mujhe bhi sahi sai naa dekha hai tune

Mai - abe ladana hai toh lad le kyu villan ki tarah planing mai laga hai aur tujhe pata hai jitega toh hero hi yaani mai

K - chal woh toh dekh lenge par kisi ko agar bachana naa ho toh tere sai utana agression milata nahi ess liye pehale tera agression dekh lu phir tere waise suna teri kacy aa gayi hai teri baho mai

Maine call cutt karke jeb mai rakh liya phone

Mai piche dekhata hua - are tuh aa gayi

Kasish - haa bhai aapnai bulaya tha naa

Mai - haa aa yaha beth pehale nahi ruk

Maine usko pakada aur ek nadi ke pass aa gaya yaha kaafi shaanti hai kyuki yeh mere rajya ke pass mai hai

Kasish aakhe badi karke - yeh kon si jagah hai

Mai usko betha ke - yeh sab chhod aur meri baat kaa jawab de

Kasish niche dekhati hui apni ungliya edhar udhar karati - kaya bhai

Mai - tuh waha kaya karnae aayi tujhe kaise pata chala mai waha hu

Kasish - aapke dress ke coller mai gps aur bug lagaya tha ussi sai waha aayi mai

Mai - na na jhut nahi kasish woh etna dur hai tuh waha kaise gayi yeh bata

Kasish - nahi bata sakati mai bhai please naa pucho mujhsai

Mai - kaya matalb eska kasish abb

Kasish - woh mera personal hai bhai

Mai - hum logo mai personal bhi hone laga abb

Kasish uthani waali thi maine usko pakad ke niche betha diya - bhai jaane do naa uss baat ko

Mai - naah kyuki yeh personal ho caahe naa par yeh baat bata mujhe nahi toh phir mai apne tarike sai jaan lunga

Kasish -aapke pass powers hai toh kuch bhi karenge haa

Mai - dekh yeh joh tuh khel khel rahi ki mujhsai aise baat karegi toh mai tujhe jaane du par tuh jis tarike sai mujhsai payaar karti bhale uss tarike sai nahi par mai tujhe payaar karata hu

Kasish mujhe dekh ke - nahi aap nahi karate bus baate banate hai jhutti jhutti aapko paane ke liye ess liye toh aapke jaise dekhane waale aapke ansh k nai aapke pass pahuchaya

Mai thoda hasa

Kasish ghur ke - aap has kyu rahe hai

Mai - ess liye ki tune usski baat pe yakeen kaise kar liya joh mera dushman hai

Kasish - nahi dekho usnai mujhe kuch nahi kiya bus bola jab aap ladate hai toh joh aapke saath rahe woh aapke close ho jati hai

Mai shir pe haath rakh ke - etna padhani ke baad aisa pagalpan haa

Kasish - mai kaya karu aap hi batao kaa aap kaa khayal aate mere dimag mai sab sun ho jata hai bus aap hi aap dikhate ho mujhe

Mai - aisa naa socha karo kasish yeh thik nahi pehale bhi samajha chuka hu naa mai tujhe tuh bhi meri jaan hai baaki sab ki tarah ais kudh ko khatare mai mat daal woh k saamane sai hamala nahi karata balki bahut plan bana ke karata hai sab

Kasish - woh aapki baat aab samajh aa rahi par mujhe aap pari di jaisi jaan kyu nahi bana sakate kasish nahi mai aapki kacy banana caahati hu

Mai - ek minute ruk tuh

Mai gaya aur vapas aaya sikha ke saath

Kasish - didi aap yaha

Sikha - yaha kyu laaye mujhe

Mai- yeh samajhati nahi naa dekho

Sikha - acha matalb tumhare payaar kaa nasha essko bhi cadh gaya hai naa

Kasish - aapko kaise pata di

Sikha - kyuki mai kudh ussi naav mai sawar hu jismai tuh hona caahati hai par yeh bahaut mushkil hai tere liye bacha maan jaa naa kar jid

Kasish muh bana ke ghum gayi

Mai sikha sai - dekho dekho kaise muh ghuma rahi aaj K sai madad lekar mere picha whaa aa gayi jaha mai unko bachane gaya tha

Sikha mere kandhe pe haath rakh ke - aap jaaye BB sai mil aaye jab yaha aa gaye toh tab tak mai ess sai baat karati hu

Mai usski baat maan ke waha sai chala gaya